Jay & Miles X-Plain the X-Men
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245 – Natural Causes
April 29, 2019 02:22 - 45 minutes - 51.7 MBIn which Rogue flouts air traffic regulations; Jay is very sorry for how badly he butchers Gambit’s accent; stealth is directly proportionate to how loudly you dress; Rogue and Gambit win the gold in Pairs Punchin’; Candra is a big jerk; you should ABSOLUTELY NOT remove an impaled object; Rogue busts through some tropes; and we have complicated feelings about the Ultimate universe.
244 – Terminal Nudity
April 22, 2019 04:39 - 54 minutes - 62 MBIn which X-Men don’t get to take vacations; Jay makes a somewhat belated announcement; sometimes Gambit is legitimately pretty cool; the assassins get a day-glo-up; The Crow holds up surprisingly well; Gambit gets exiled again; and Artie and Leech damn well better get to live happily ever after.
243 – And Now We Are Five
April 15, 2019 04:48 - 1 hour - 70.3 MBIn which we celebrate a red-letter birthday with a look back at five years of milestones, favorite moments, dubious headwear, and our own convoluted continuity!
242 – Spider-Mansfield Park
April 08, 2019 02:34 - 42 minutes - 48.9 MBIn which we encounter one of comics’ greatest rarities; Spider-Man cannot actually do whatever a spider can; Flash Thompson subscribes to the X-Factor school of child endangerment; alliteration is the source of a very specific sort of powers; Spider-Man is not Phil; guilt is Spider-Man’s greatest motivator; we root for the antagonists; Guido Carosella would be an epic Twitter monster; a lot of people have hung out with the X-Men; and Glob Herman is a lovable, gross mystery.
241 – Conducive to Moral Subversion
April 01, 2019 02:30 - 54 minutes - 62.1 MBIn which Quicksilver wants you to know that he’s not cool; X-Factor gets a new government liaison; a danger room on a jet is a terrible idea; this team is bad at feelings; Forge is a pretty okay boss; and it remains exceptionally difficult to be Rahne Sinclair.
240 – Live at ECCC 2019, feat. Vita Ayala, Seanan McGuire, & Leah Williams
March 25, 2019 01:41 - 58 minutes - 67.2 MBIn which we sit down live at Emerald City Comic Con with writers Vita Ayala, Seanan McGuire, and Leah Williams to talk Age of X-Man, the intergenerational legacy of X-Men, and telling stories in the pauses.
239 – Rap and Rumble (feat. Max Carleton)
March 19, 2019 00:57 - 1 hour - 75.7 MBIn which we enter the era of bomber jackets; the covers are the cards; Genosha remains neither green nor pleasant; the A is for “Avengers,” not “A-list”; Henry Peter Gyrich is the straightest of men; Cyclops sets an important precedent; Exodus is a huge jerk; we speculate about movies we have definitely not seen; Stephen Strange is not a qualified OBGYN; the Avengers are really weird even by our standards; and Max manages to connect two of Marvel’s most complicated family trees.
238 – Meet Them Where They Are
March 11, 2019 01:45 - 1 hour - 68.9 MBIn which X-Force is the new New Mutants; Professor is what Cable has instead of a burn book; Cable develops emotional literacy; Jay has a lot of feelings about Shatterstar; Cowboys can be wizards, too; you really shouldn’t call adult people “child”; privilege is truly the greatest superpower; Cameron Hodge remains improbably difficult to kill; Candy Southern gets to write the ending to her own story; and Emerald City Comic Con is coming up REALLY fast!
237 – X-Treme
March 04, 2019 04:29 - 52 minutes - 60.3 MBIn which there is only one Big Pine Key; Empyrean is actually a pretty sensible dude; the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants are ride-or-die; you should probably avoid setting X-Men stories in Phoenix, Arizona; Adam X the X-Treme is the Longshot of the 1990s; Miles adopts a ship; and heteronormativity is why we can’t have nice things.
236 – Baggage of Traumas Past (Fatal Attractions, Part 3)
February 25, 2019 04:26 - 1 hour - 73.2 MBIn which Decimation was kind of sketchy; you should definitely come see us in Seattle; Wolverine has a rough day; Colossus has yet another rough day; Excalibur plans for the future; and Fatal Attractions comes to a close.
235 – Fatal Extractions (Fatal Attractions, Part 2)
February 18, 2019 04:06 - 1 hour - 76.2 MBIn which Magneto may or may not own a Namor body pillow; Cyclops probably doesn’t color-code his files; Colossus is Not Okay; bats are nature’s flashers; there are a lot of reasons to be mad at Fatal Attractions; Charles Xavier is surprisingly durable; the X-Men know their Aeschylus; Jean Grey goes in through the face; and bringing Wolverine to fight the guy who controls metal was probably not a great idea.
234 – Magnetic Feels (Fatal Attractions Part 1)
February 11, 2019 04:05 - 49 minutes - 56.9 MBIn which the Acolytes are pretty terrible; Exodus considers his options; Val Cooper is not wildly trustworthy; Cable uses his words; and people with significant metal implants should probably stop confronting Magneto.
233 – Electromagnetism Unlimited
February 04, 2019 04:25 - 1 hour - 73.7 MBIn which X-Men Unlimited begins; Cyclops’s powers remain wildly inconsistent; electromagnetic fields are the gamma rays of the early ‘90s; Siena Blaze should probably take some science courses; Magneto is a complex dude; and the Marvel Universe could really use adequate mental healthcare.
232 – Careful With That Axe, Cerise
January 28, 2019 00:37 - 45 minutes - 52.2 MBIn which we’re still not over Into the Spider-Verse; Excalibur becomes an official X-book; Feron tries to help; Butts are fundamental; we care about the weird stuff; threats are unnecessary; and we were all always already Erik the Red.
231 – Life Bites
January 21, 2019 03:21 - 59 minutes - 68.4 MBIn which DC is out of our bailiwick; Random gets around; someone finally makes an explicit reference to disability politics; death has not improved the Chalkers; Strong Guy can’t catch a break; we’re all whole other people; Sienna Blaze has a crayon name; we totally want to play D&D with Evan Skolnick; a trading card does not a memorable character make; and we are 100% here for the mutant episode of Sesame Street.
230 – Touchstones
January 14, 2019 02:48 - 1 hour - 69.3 MBArt by David Wynne. Wanna buy the original? Drop him a line! In which tragedy strikes; leisure suits are underappreciated; Jubilee is fundamentally opposed to feelings; that MCU joke would definitely have been hilarious; we have trouble accepting Beast as a 20-something; when Gambit and Rogue work, they work; Wolverine makes an unlikely agony aunt; Dr. Strange was the mentor Illyana Rasputin really needed; and What If: Magik is pretty much a perfect comic. X-PLAINED: The Human High Counc...
229 – Giant-Size Special #7
December 31, 2018 06:33 - 2 hours - 148 MBIn which we are beset by festivity; Scott Summers still can’t take a vacation; the Daysprings are a really good family; “G’journey” is a really good greeting; Stryfe is his own namesake; retcons have served Cable well; illustrator David Wynne makes his X-Plain podcast debut; and you should probably go ahead and get a shelf for all these awards.
228 – Thinkin’ Shorts
December 24, 2018 05:09 - 55 minutes - 63.5 MBArt by David Wynne. Wanna buy the original? Drop him a line! In which it still sucks to be a Rasputin; John Romita Jr. has a solid, if muscular, grasp of anatomy; Jay and Miles are better exes than Forge and anyone; and Cannonball’s many younger siblings have almost prepared him for running X-Force. X-PLAINED: Peters Parker The Merry X-Men Holiday Special Comic book release schedules vs. J&MXPtXM Uncanny X-Men #301-302 Trevor F**king Fitzroy, possibly the worst Upstart Comics C...
227 – Wolverine, Killing
December 16, 2018 22:56 - 57 minutes - 65.3 MBIn which Cowboy Poet Wolverine is the best Wolverine; the Masters of the Universe basically had Internet Cat names; Miles has an Early Metallica moment; Wolverine: Killing is just ludicrously excellent; and the hawk joke is somehow still going.
226 – Les Mutants
December 10, 2018 05:36 - 59 minutes - 67.8 MBIn which Havok actually used to be pretty great; there are at least four attorneys in the Marvel Universe; Genosha continues to be wildly problematic; Hieronymus Bosch was not Comics Code-compliant; Quicksilver goes on vacation; Polaris has no time for your love triangle; Wolfsbane can maul as many magistrates as she wants; and Multiple Man makes a choice.
225 – Class Reunion (feat. Austin Gorton)
December 03, 2018 06:33 - 1 hour - 156 MBArt by David Wynne. Wanna buy the original? Drop him a line! In which we check in on Firestar and the New Warriors; superheroes often celebrate Bring Your Mom To The Amazon Day; Fabian Nicieza employs only the finest of lampshades; and Emma Frost still doesn’t apologize for blowing up that pony. X-PLAINED: Vance Astro(vik) Penance (but not that one) Austin Gorton's X-Aminations New Warriors #10 Firestar (Angelica Jones) The New Warriors Visual representations of invisible mut...
224 – Fix the Future
November 26, 2018 04:31 - 54 minutes - 124 MBArt by David Wynne. Wanna buy the original? Drop him a line! In which Alan Davis performs his pièce de résistance; the personification of Death is surprisingly supportive; Rachel Summers is the One True Phoenix; Kitty Pryde goes full '90s; syntax saves the world; and the first Excalibur series should really have ended with #67. X-PLAINED: Origins of Phoenix mythology Excalibur #61-67 The Phoenix Force (more) (again) Rachel Summers (more) (again) Earth-811 (more) (again) Phoenix...
223 – Live at Vegas Valley Comic Book Festival
November 19, 2018 06:19 - 40 minutes - 92.1 MBArt by David Wynne. Wanna buy the original? Drop him a line! In which Dracula probably doesn't drink his blood from a World's Greatest Dad mug; Miles massively underestimates the cultural ubiquity of Sexy Dracula; Bill Sienkiewicz may or may not have ever seen a bat; Kitty gets possessed; and Dazzler is singularly well suited to a Vegas residency. X-PLAINED: Dracula's ungrateful children Marvel Dracula A fortuitously named writer Rachel Van Helsing X-Men #159 (again) (briefly) ...
222 – A Tale of Two Betsys
November 12, 2018 04:54 - 1 hour - 139 MBArt by David Wynne. Wanna buy the original? Drop him a line! In which it has been a pretty intense month; there is a lot to unpack about Psylocke; we are confused by hip teen lingo; Cyclops definitively lacks game; organized crime is anything but; and the mystery of the third Summers brother officially begins. X-PLAINED: How the Maximoffs joined the Avengers X-Cutioner's Song fallout An X-ceptionally convoluted set of retcons X-Men #20-23 How not to repair an airplane One way t...
221 – Better Than LEGO
November 06, 2018 03:45 - 57 minutes - 133 MBArt by David Wynne. Wanna buy the original? Drop him a line! In which Miles stops worrying and learns to love X-Force; you should absolutely not google the phrase "face jam"; the kids take a field trip to Graymalkin; Jay reverse-engineers Shatterstar's hair; Donald Pierce gets a new job; Sam Guthrie is the most trustworthy man in the Marvel Universe; Cable is your guns grandma; Professor earns its name; X-Force really only has one setting; and not every Sluggo is lit. X-PLAINED: A bunch ...
220 – On Your Bike
October 29, 2018 07:55 - 55 minutes - 126 MBArt by David Wynne. Wanna buy the original? Drop him a line! In which we approach the end of Alan Davis's Excalibur run; "duopenultimate" is not actually a word; Captain Britain pops the question; we do in fact (kinda) get follow-up on Alysande Stuart's death; Miles needs to get a little less credulous about bureaucrats' good intentions; Shadowcat engages in espionage; Nightcrawler and Cerise are tactically saucy; and the sun definitely ought to set on the British Empire. X-PLAINED: Warp...
219 – Brutal Hearts: An Appreciation of Emma Frost (feat. Seanan McGuire, Leah Williams, Tea Fougner, Kel McDonald, and Diana Fox)
October 22, 2018 07:25 - 1 hour - 162 MBArt by David Wynne. Wanna buy the original? Drop him a line! In which Jay recruits X-writers Seanan McGuire and Leah Williams, cosplayer Tea Fougner, and innocent bystanders Kel McDonald and Diana Fox, for a night of Emma Frost appreciation. X-PLAINED: Why Emma Frost is amazing; why we love her; and why you should, too. NEXT EPISODE: Return of the RCX! WHITE QUEEN COCKTAIL RECIPE: Combine: 1.5 oz gin .5 oz rose elderflower syrup Splash of elixir vegetal Prosecco to fill glass...
218 – Careful What You Lick
October 15, 2018 07:18 - 1 hour - 143 MBArt by David Wynne. Wanna buy the original? Drop him a line! In which X-Cutioner's Song may be over, but its repercussions continue; Uncanny X-Men hits a major milestone; superhero comics are and always have been political; Bishop learns to banter; the X-Men gain an unlikely ally; and Magneto remains exceptionally difficult to kill. X-PLAINED: Jay & Miles at VVCBF Uncanny X-Men #298-300 The Acolytes (more) (again) The Upstarts (more) (again) Several important lessons A very fan...
217 – Piotr the Obscure
October 08, 2018 02:49 - 52 minutes - 121 MBArt by David Wynne. Wanna buy the original? Drop him a line! In which it sucks to be a Rasputin; X-Men and Uncanny X-Men muddy the waters; Cyclops and Psylocke's weird flirtation somehow manages to get even more awkward; Colossus has a long series of bad days; and you should totally come see us at Vegas Valley Comic Book Festival. X-PLAINED: An atypical curriculum Jay & Miles at Vegas Valley Comic Book Festival X-Men #17-19 What Colossus and Magik have been up to X-Men title disa...
216 – X-Amining X-Factor (feat. Dr. Andrea Letamendi)
October 01, 2018 05:37 - 1 hour - 167 MBIn which Dr. Andrea Letamendi of Arkham Sessions joins us to analyze some analysis; Doc Samson has major scope-of-practice issues; Ren & Stimpy references continue to fail to age well; it's hard to be Quicksilver; Val Cooper is not your friend; Polaris pretty much always deserves better; Charles Xavier should not be allowed to inhabit positions of power; and labels are often not the best tools for good representations of mental illness and neurodivergence. X-PLAINED: A very high-stakes 3-...
215 – Mon de Orb Uno
September 24, 2018 03:22 - 51 minutes - 119 MBArt by David Wynne. Wanna buy the original? Drop him a line! In which we finally emerge from the other side of X-Cutioner's Song; rich people are different from us; Brian Braddock is probably not comfortable with menstruation; Dai Thomas cleans up pretty well; someone FINALLY remembers Sat-Yr-9; Psylocke knows how to defend herself from a man armed with a banana; the (non-Internet) trolls return; and we are fairly sure that Gambit does not actually speak French. X-PLAINED: Winzeldorf E...
214 – Stryfe’s Burn Book
September 17, 2018 03:54 - 1 hour - 143 MBArt by David Wynne. Wanna buy the original? Drop him a line! In which "wolves" proves a remarkably broad category in the 616; we at least nominally wrap up X-Cutioner's Song; Stryfe could really use a style guide; we issue our first-ever music challenge; Jubilee is an agent of chaos; Gambit's powers are a metaphor; Charles Xavier has a complicated relationship to disability; the quality of Jay's penmanship is a matter of official record; Boom Boom is a remarkably good costume designer; Canno...
213 – Live from FlameCon, feat. Sina Grace, Magdalene Visaggio, and Leah Williams
September 10, 2018 03:24 - 45 minutes - 105 MBArt by David Wynne. Wanna buy the original? Drop him a line! In which Leah dives headfirst into the world of con panels; Magdalene will burn down your idols; Sina is a fashion icon; none of the X-Men are straight (but they do share a sweater); you can't spell "gay sex" without X; and we are all very, VERY in love with FlameCon. Special thanks to Sina, Mags, Leah, Matt, Maya, Tea, Anna, the Discord crowd, and all our amazing listeners and patrons! NEXT EPISODE: Stryfe's Burn Book! Check ou...
212 – Drumbeats of Despair: X-Cutioner’s Song (Part 3 or 3)
September 03, 2018 06:02 - 56 minutes - 129 MBArt by David Wynne. Wanna buy the original? Drop him a line! In which nobody but Stryfe's diary understands him; Apocalypse is the best at what he does (and what he does is remarkably versatile); Scott and Jean weaponize their clichés; Jae Lee does his best Patrick Nagel; Apocalypse is poisonous; Cable goes full T-800; nothing good ever happens to Cyclops on the moon; Stryfe dies as passive-aggressively as he lived; and X-Cutioner's Song finally concludes. X-PLAINED: How Cable dies The...
211 – A Cornucopia of Mayhem: X-Cutioner’s Song (Part 2 of 3)
August 27, 2018 05:58 - 51 minutes - 119 MBArt by David Wynne. Wanna buy the original? Drop him a line! In which Jubilee is underwhelmed by X-Force; Havok and Gambit make weirdly good buddy cops; Department K is a hot vacation destination; Cable is secretly a Coen Brothers protagonist; you can cancel Community but you can never take away Jay's gratuitous Community references; Rusty goes full cultist; nobody is Stryfe's real dad; smoking on a space station is a REALLY bad idea; Apocalypse is here to help; and Miles lies at length abou...
210 – The End of Tomorrow: X-Cutioner’s Song (Part 1 of 3)
August 20, 2018 02:49 - 55 minutes - 127 MBArt by David Wynne. Wanna buy the original? Drop him a line! In which you may or may not have your own Black Bug Room; FlameCon was in fact every bit as wonderful as we projected (and more); Caliban hates true love; no one will ever be as extra as Mister Sinister; X-Cutioner's Song is secretly a farce; we achieve Peak Cable; and the quintessential '90s crossover event begins! X-PLAINED: The Black Bug Room A good deal of pre-event status quo Uncanny X-Men #294 X-Factor #84 X-Men #...
209 – To Me, My X-Books; feat. Jordan D. White
August 12, 2018 21:14 - 1 hour - 157 MBArt by David Wynne. Wanna buy the original? Drop him a line! In which we welcome Marvel editor Jordan D. White to the podcast to talk about the current state of the X-Universe! X-PLAINED: The cosmic luck balance Mr. Dapples A remarkable concurrence of luck Our FlameCon live show lineup What an X-Men group editor does How X-books happen Longshot Saves the Marvel Universe Shatterstar Jordan's history with X-Men Uncanny X-Men: First Class Wolverine: First Class Whether...
208 – The X-Patriots
August 06, 2018 04:57 - 49 minutes - 113 MBArt by David Wynne. Wanna buy the original? Drop him a line! In which nobody wears the pants in the X-Plain family; Havok is a remarkably okay boss; Polaris may want to find a new doctor; Quicksilver has no time for your nonsense; we are very conditionally okay with resurrections; and if you spoil Season 5 of Steven Universe for Miles, we will never ever ever forgive you. X-PLAINED: Jay & Miles at FlameCon Advantages of recording remotely X-Factor #81-83 What Genosha's been up t...
207 – Blood and Metal
July 30, 2018 07:32 - 58 minutes - 134 MBArt by David Wynne. Wanna buy the original? Drop him a line! In which Miles has a Dracula problem; we are really, really excited about FlameCon; Fabian Nicieza is the unsung hero of the early '90s; Jay doesn't explain the Iranian Hostage Crisis; Cable does not have a good history with trademark disputes; Cable: Blood and Metal is secretly an allegory for the X-books of the early 1990s; friendship and explosions don't have to be mutually exclusive; and history evokes but doesn't quite repeat ...
206 – Anatomy of a Phoenix
July 23, 2018 01:51 - 55 minutes - 126 MBArt by David Wynne. Wanna buy the original? Drop him a line! In which you should all come see us at FlameCon; all lizards are good lizards; we recap a recap; the Phoenix force is really complicated; Earth-99476 may or may not be the secret history of Earth-616; Alan Davis takes on continuity; the X-Men fail to save the day; the Phoenix says its piece; Rachel takes a vacation in space; Captain Britain doesn't like to be psychoanalyzed; and the Crazy Gang gets a happy ending. X-PLAINED: Ev...
205 – Back to Basics
July 16, 2018 04:43 - 57 minutes - 132 MBArt by David Wynne. Wanna buy the original? Drop him a line! In which Jay returns from Latveria; Sabretooth is significantly less menacing in French; Fabian Nicieza takes the reins; X-Force wins our hearts and minds; Gideon plunders Flash Gordon's wardrobe; Crule does not actually rule; Rictor was right; Ship is the friend who helps you move, but better; the X-Force kids strike out on their own; and it's probably impossible to explain Joseph too much. X-PLAINED: The secret origin of Gide...
204 – Naughty By Nurture
July 09, 2018 06:40 - 1 hour - 166 MBIn which Jay runs away to Latveria (but Hub is here to save the day!); you shouldn't eat the brown promethium; Magneto and Cap fight over the world's tiniest man; Rom is somewhat set in his ways; all anyone in the 616 really wants out of a disguise is plausible deniability; and Hub was inside your heart all along (and you might want to see a doctor about that). X-PLAINED: Several Limbos Captain America Annual #4 Captain America vs. Magneto The return of the theoretical Magnetostache...
203 – The X-Man’s Burden
July 01, 2018 16:52 - 59 minutes - 67.9 MBArt by David Wynne. Wanna buy the original? Drop him a line! In which the Morlocks used to have more agency, we have a surprising amount to say about the Rat King from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Archangel receives some exceptionally disturbing news, and 90s comics are all about finding the parts you love. X-PLAINED: Marrow’s internal organs The post-Image Exodus era Judging books by their covers Uncanny X-Men #291-293 Sexy dead girls (again) The Morlock leadership vacuum A...
202 – Rhapsody in Blue (and Gold)
June 25, 2018 01:41 - 50 minutes - 57.8 MBArt by David Wynne. Wanna buy the original? Drop him a line! In which music is dangerous and confusing, Jamie Madrox has a weakness for femmes fatale, the term "f-holes" makes Miles turn 12, and we bid a fond farewell to Larry Stroman. X-PLAINED: That time Havok was the nexus of all realities How to get to Florida, Magneto style X-Factor #79-81 Lesser-used applications of super-speed Rhapsody (Rachel Argosy) Mutant late bloomers The surprising convenience and safety of fictio...
201 – Pump Up the Jam
June 18, 2018 05:07 - 57 minutes - 65.5 MBArt by David Wynne. Wanna buy the original? Drop him a line! In which we begin our third podcast century; Cyclops is bi-inclusive; we have high standards for Mojoworld; Dazzler can survive your big-budget horror show; Jim Lee makes his exit; video games that involve Protomen are better than video games that don't; and plasma is the new magnetism. X-PLAINED: Carter Ryking and his Very Durable Underpants Fontanelle Jay & Miles Town Cry ye X-Men An upcoming event X-Men #10-13 A so...
200 – Lightning in a Bottle, with Louise Simonson
June 03, 2018 23:51 - 1 hour - 125 MBArt by David Wynne. Wanna buy the original? Drop him a line! In which we celebrate a major milestone with the coolest person ever to work on the X-books and look back at the last four-plus years of the podcast; and nobody ends up on trial at the Hague. NEXT WEEK: Jay & Miles take a much-needed vacation. NEXT EPISODE: The X-Men take the fight to Mojoworld! Check out our blog for links to the stuff we discussed in this episode! Find us on iTunes or Stitcher! Jay and Miles X-Plain the X-Me...
199 – Space, Geeks, and Gaveedra Seven
May 28, 2018 05:38 - 1 hour - 83.3 MBArt by David Wynne. Wanna buy the original? Drop him a line! In which Shattershot is definitely better than the Cold War; Beast X-plains the X-teams; Cyclops is a tired babysitter; sustenance is not frivolous; Jim Henson is the hero that Mojoworld needs; Shatterstar is not a great head of state; it's hard to be Val Cooper; and Cable has definitely figured out how to take you (yes, YOU) out. X-PLAINED: Astra Content-to-story ratio The Mojoverse (more) (again) Longshot Shatterstar ...
198 – How to Destroy the Universe Without Really Trying
May 20, 2018 23:23 - 1 hour - 75.6 MBArt by David Wynne. Wanna buy the original? Drop him a line! In which Excalibur goes 16-bit platformer; Alysande gets new threads; Shadowcat should probably just change her code name to Ripley; Captain Britain may or may not destroy the universe; Doctor Doom tries his hand at human resources; Excalibur is at home with weirdness; and no lizard needs breasts. X-PLAINED: Invisible Boy Human heralds of Galactus Excalibur Special Editions Excalibur: Air Apparent Excalibur: XX Crossing...
197 – Wolverine and the Honker of Doom
May 14, 2018 02:31 - 1 hour - 87.2 MBArt by David Wynne. Wanna buy the original? Drop him a line! In which Wolverine is an eternal teenager; most of what Jay knows about Hawaii comes from Lilo and Stitch; Shiv is a complicated fellow; Nightcrawler represents an unattainable beauty standard; the Easter Bunny flies at dawn; Wolverine: The Jungle Adventure is delightful; Logan inadvertently starts a cult; Gahk does as she pleases; Jay and Miles are going to FlameCon; and we are all now Honkers forever. X-PLAINED: What Bloodscr...
196 – The Power Is Yours
May 07, 2018 04:49 - 1 hour - 81.6 MBArt by David Wynne. Wanna buy the original? Drop him a line! In which space bugs break time; you may already be a member of Excalibur; Earth-616 remains somewhat baffled by basic telecommunications technology; you should absolutely not order monkeys from an ad in a comic book; Widget gets a new look; Excalibur gets a new logo; Merlin X-Plains everything; and Rachel gets in touch with her roots. X-PLAINED: The Timebroker Excalibur #48-50 What "fair use" doesn't mean Penis bones, rev...