Illogical Contraption

Mates Before Dates

November 02, 2015 13:30 - 1 hour

This episode is a FIVE DINGER! Paranormal expert Paul Eno calls in to talk American hauntings! Erik is alive and in studio! Listener Todd is here all the way from Australia and we feed him stuff and make him do some HIT OR SHIT. Also an Australian themed SIQQ PIQQS.

Sandy Burners

October 19, 2015 13:30 - 1 hour

We start this ep featuring A Very Special AL's SPORTS ROUNDTABLE with East Coast listeners (and Dadhattan residents) Welf and Scot. ALSO: We discuss video game movies, candy bars and some new conspiracies!

PRI: GLASS ZONE

October 12, 2015 13:30 - 1 hour

Two NPR legends, Ira Glass and Garrison Keillor, appear on our airwaves! Our funny friend Les Milton stops by! A radio themed Siqq Piqq, Chow Yum Chat, Al’s Sports and more!

Baby Alien Skeleton

October 05, 2015 13:30 - 1 hour

Al with the Sports Report. Jack Daniels flavored booze is tested. Drug movies are discussed.

Bacon Sewage

September 28, 2015 13:30 - 1 hour

Travis Bacon and Ms. Sewage are in studio! Chow Yum Chat with weird Mexican Candy. Fun at Folsom Street Fair!

Space Pope vs. Varg Hogan

September 21, 2015 13:30 - 1 hour

Writer Jeff Treppel embeds himself in the world of black metal role playing games! Author Diane Tessman tells us about her adventures with her alien buddy Tibus! The pals try Moon Cheese.

This Episode Goes Great With a Can of Dennisons

September 14, 2015 13:30 - 1 hour

Bed bugs have infested the studio!! It’s the 1st ever Ill Con Band Mascot Tournament Brackets! Joke bands are chosen for Siqq piqqs.

With Special Guest Dan Aykryod

September 07, 2015 13:30 - 1 hour

Dan Aykroyd calls in to discuss UFOs! A HUGE announcement about our Halloween show! Reptillian overlord Zorlac Kloshguzz invades the studio. AL LIGHTS UP THE STUDIO with his knowledge of SPORTS MOVIES!

The Official Podcast of Podcast Town, USA

August 31, 2015 13:30 - 1 hour

Funky death metal, a caller from the past, Kevin Moss on blacksploitation, an embarrassing discussion on hip hop and a disappointing Chow Yum Chat!

A Stoner's Guide To Dollywood

August 24, 2015 13:30 - 1 hour

Comedian Lydia Popvitch talks Dollywood. DIGESTOR from GHOUL makes a big announcement! Mexican snacks and cool houses from movies and tv!

Shirts Off Edition: Buttz 2 Nutz!

August 17, 2015 13:30 - 1 hour

The Incorrigible Dr. Ross Sewage (GHOUL, Impaled) brings us A MAN ON THE STREET report from The GWARBBQ! “Insatiable” Steve Peacock and “Icy Hot” Zack Farwell join us in studio. A Scandinavian themed Chow Yum Chat and a wrestling themed Siqq Piqqs!

The Hive of the YARVO ZAX!

August 10, 2015 13:30 - 1 hour

Director David Yarovesky talks his new film The Hive and his acting stint in Guardians of the Galaxy! Music historian Andy Zax answers some burning questions. Hit or Shit, One Hit Wonders and Cory's old band!

Oakland Raiders of the Lost Insect Ark-estra

August 03, 2015 13:30 - 1 hour

Dana Schecter from Insect Ark talks tuneage. Author Adam Gorightly talks Manson, black magic, mind control and pranks. Our buddy Kevin brings us HORCHATA BEER!

He Died With a Falafel in his Hand

July 27, 2015 13:30 - 1 hour

Ask A Teen! Al’s Sports! Zack The Drummer, Charles The Heckler and 80’s Teen Comedies!

Rachel's Road Dawgs

July 20, 2015 13:30 - 1 hour

Trainwreck's Rachel Feinstein joins us to talk fame, Latoya, Chris Rock, Amy Schumer and doggin on the road! THE SPELUNKER FROM SMUT CAVE RETURNS! Siqq Piqqs - Child actors!

Live From The Punchline San Francisco!

July 13, 2015 13:30 - 1 hour

It's Illogical Contraption LIVE! In front of an actual audience! With Jello Biafra, Peaches Christ, Kaseem Bentley and more! Recorded 7-7-2015 at The Punchline Comedy Club in San Francisco.

Dorf Fort

July 06, 2015 13:30 - 1 hour

Bobby Beausoleil, Charles Manson, Kenneth Anger and The Beach Boys.

The One Where Shelby Gets Wasted On Cum Wine

June 29, 2015 13:30 - 1 hour

Welp... Sorry, Aesop.

Illud Divinum In Anus

June 22, 2015 13:30 - 1 hour

Our buddy Steve Peacock teaches us to love Euphoric Black Metal. An update on Morbid Angel. Siqq Piqqs - NERRRDDDSSSS!

Cringe Watching

June 15, 2015 13:30 - 1 hour

New and notable movies on VOD! Shelby visits Sean Byron! Siqq Piqqs - Best Cameos!

The Sho Kosugi Show!

June 01, 2015 13:30 - 1 hour

New Ritter Sport flavors? We're eating them! A journey through TV show bibles! Siqq Piqqs: Hometown Heroes

This Episode Sponchered By...

May 25, 2015 13:30 - 1 hour

More Mad Max! Prog Talk with Steve Peacock! Al's dad and monkey movies!

Don Vaper

May 18, 2015 13:30 - 1 hour

Al and Cory talk Mad Max (lot's of spoilers) and Mad Men. Cory reveals his reality show SECRETS!)

The Weepness of Furdom

May 11, 2015 13:30 - 1 hour

Al, Shelby and Cory catch up on old times and eat weird Doritos. Our friends Chad and Christina are putting on a convention called HELLACON!

A Pre-recorded Nightmare

May 11, 2015 13:30 - 1 hour

Director Rick Alverson (Entertainment), Jon Schnepp (The Death of Superman Lives!) and a very special announcement!

Textro

April 27, 2015 13:30 - 1 hour

Mike Keegan from the Alamo Draft House joins us in studio! Also AL'S SPORTS! This is a good ep to jump back on the train if you haven't listened in a while.

Al's Hot Tub'

April 20, 2015 13:30 - 1 hour

WARNING: NOT A REGULAR EP No Cory or Shelby this week, but Radio Valencia colleague Juan Rapido joins Al as guest host in the hot tub as they play a bunch of smooth ass music, talk Blade Runner and discuss why Elton John sucks. ALSO: Comedian Greg Fitzsimmons calls in!

Approach The Coach

April 13, 2015 13:30 - 1 hour

Paul Simon SECRETS! Comedian Roy Wood Jr. calls in! Siqq Piqqs SLOW JAMZ!

Z'Darkthrone

April 05, 2015 13:30 - 1 hour

Agalloch/Vhol drummer Aesop Dekker joins us for his 50th appearance as we discuss 90s hardcore from New Jersey and listen to some musical submissions for HIT OR SHIT. Shelby debuts his new David Lynch impression and Al debuts his new John Fruciante impression! We eat weird chips from Japan! Siqq Piqqs: HOT BUFF DUDES

An Orgy of Creamy Popcorny Fun

March 30, 2015 13:30 - 1 hour

Acclaimed author Allen Greenfield discusses UFOs, the occult and his amazing experience as a high ranking member of The OTO! We eat weird popcorn. Siqq Piqqs – Female Leads!

Bring The Ping!

March 23, 2015 13:30 - 1 hour

Music's Tony Molina joins us as we continue our search for the pingiest snare in metal! Our baby boy Erik is back! Junk Food Dinner's Kevin Moss does an animated SIQQ PIQQ with us!

Chow Yum Chat: Shoes Off Edition!

March 16, 2015 13:30 - 1 hour

Snacks, snaxx, and more snakz! We review so many snacks including the elusive pickle flavored Doritos. Director Ryan Wise calls in to talk about his new movie I AM THOR, a documentary about our favorite Canadian metal god Jon Mikl Thor!

#LongIslandAss

March 09, 2015 13:30 - 1 hour

The show starts a bit rocky as residual partying from the previous show trickles into IllCon Land but some cool stuff still happens! Our friend Leo from Hazzard's Cure and Badr Vogu is sitting in for Cobras. Maria D'andrea does live psychic readings for our listeners and Cory premieres his new 311 cover!

Lee Van Queef and the Illuminati Doritos

March 02, 2015 13:30 - 1 hour

Shelby is stuck in traffic. Cory teaches you about MGTOW. Siqq Piqqs - Chillin' Villians!

Tinker Tailor Tarkus Tank - w/ Dr. Phil McGraw!

February 23, 2015 13:30 - 1 hour

It’s Hollywood’s most magical night once again! Dr. Phil McGraw joins us in studio! Siqq Piqqs – Space Travel!

If I Fold It!

February 16, 2015 13:30 - 1 hour

America’s Aesop Dekker talks Valentines Day. Shelby does DAD CHAT .80s Hair Metal is discussed.

Haitian Box Office

February 09, 2015 13:30 - 1 hour

Sherry Wilde talks about her alien friend DA and comedians Kaseem Bentley and Mimi Vilmenay make fun of Al.

MORTDECAI-OOO with Mortdecai Director David Koepp!

February 02, 2015 13:30 - 1 hour

Director David Koepp (Mortdecai) calls in! Lenora Claire dishes on her fart documentary! Seth Koozer does a sporty Siqq Piqqs!

Antura Boulevard

January 19, 2015 13:30 - 1 hour

A tired Cory interviews a dude about his alien pal Antura.

Positive Marmadukens

January 12, 2015 13:30 - 1 hour

A Taylor Negron tribute. Erik returns to plug his new show. Siqq piqqs - Spoopy Badguys!

Approach the Croce

January 05, 2015 13:30 - 1 hour

A very music-centric episode, as we critique listener submissions with a new segment HIT OR SHIT and talk about what songs pump our nads.

My 2 Dads!

December 16, 2014 13:30 - 1 hour

Aesop Dekker, Erik on Skype and Mom and Dad's record collection.

Rollerblade Wolf with Tom Scharpling!

December 08, 2014 13:30 - 1 hour

Film journalist Cheryl Eddy and Eva von Slut live in studio. Tom Scharpling calls in to tell us about the future of The Best Show! Eddie Deezen plays trivia.

The Pickle, The Sickle and The Sophia Can

December 01, 2014 13:30 - 1 hour

Just Al and Cory talkin’ turkey. Our radio pal DJ Deathwish schools us on Busch Gardens. Album/cocktail pairings are discussed in detail.

A Farewell 2 Friendz

November 24, 2014 13:30 - 1 hour

We drank all day at Al’s house for Erik’s going away party and then did a radio show. Shelby is sober though so he’s about 92% DAD MAD. A proper send off for our ol’ pal Erik. The first hour is pretty chaotic but the second is very heartfelt and sad ;_; Email us – illconrado AT gmail.

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