I'm Telling Mom
137 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 2 years ago - ★★★★★ - 26 ratingsI'm Telling Mom, the podcast about 3 brothers catching up, playing games, annndddd... creating disappointing cliff-hangers. Join Clase, Mason, and Landen each and every Tuesday as they reminisce on simpler times, growing up in the 90s, find the hilarious side of adulting, and play the dumbest games their brains can possibly conceive. If you've been looking for a podcast that joins together hilarious stupidity, brotherly love, and TINY nuggets of wisdom and lesser-known facts, look no further! Jump on in, the waters warm... (you can thank Mason for that)!
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Episodes
35. Hardest True/False, Gibberty Blidget, and Who Said It!
March 03, 2020 11:00 - 54 minutes - 37.4 MBALL the greatest questions ever asked. Here. We. GO! Does it cost the U.S. Mint more to make coins than they are worth? Would you rather fight a Gremlar or a Fooptar? Who said, "It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to your enemies, and a great deal more to stand up to your friends"? Was Black Panther a poorly-created movie? Expect great things from the dark alley which lies before you... with games like: Hardest True or False, Gibberty Blidget, Who Said It, and Facebook Rew...
34. Mad Libs, Riddles, and Hank Hill
February 25, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 44.8 MBA man pushes his car to a hotel and tells the owner that he is bankrupt. Why? This episode of ITM brings the golden lush of graham crackers and marshmellows with stellar games like: Mad Lib Commercial, Collaboration City: Riddles, and President of the Hill. Landen has formally declared to give everyone who adds him on Venmo (@simplylanden) $1 AND a personalized poem... go, go, GO! Support the Show.
33. Wiki Race, Grade 3: Geography, and 25 Useless Facts!
February 18, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 43.2 MBSkyrim shuffle, the Superbowl, Los Angeles' full name, and can you bowl in space? Cruisin' on through with hitters like: Wiki Race, Grade 3: Geography, and 25 Useless Facts! The games where we race in Wikipedia from link to link, testing our third grade geography knowledge, and indulgence of 25 useless facts to celebrate Landen's 25th birthday! Hold on, folks. This one's a doozy! Support the Show.
32. What Sound It Do?
February 11, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 45.2 MBBillie Eilish with a mustache? Port-side Starboard Knots? Voicing 'effervescent' cartoon characters? DID WE ACTUALLY CRACK THE EPSTEIN CASE? This weeks episode is like a hot air balloon ride. It sounds really REALLY great... until you're in the air for 8 months, traveling 0.0073 miles a day, with no food or water. Yes, we are convinced that hot air balloons never land. Expect some fiery games like: Aye Aye Captain, What Sound It Do?, and A.I. Dungeon! Shout-outs and heart emojis to our...
31. Chlamydia SNIPED the KOALA BEARS!
February 04, 2020 11:00 - 59 minutes - 41.1 MBWARNING: There is too much sexualized content in this episode for anyone under the age of 87. Sorry. Is ALL television fake? Do you mess with student drivers? What would the world be like if nobody had any arms? Do ALL koala bears have STD's? In this zinger of an episode, you may or may not be exposed to large doses of radiation. You also may or may not experience games like: Is She There?, The Great Debate: PowerPoint Edition, Things You Thought You Knew, and Facebook Rewind. Also... t...
30. WOWZZERS! Miley Cyrus'ses REAL Name Isn't Miley?!
January 28, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 43.5 MBWas Napolean actually short? Did Einstein fail high school math? Is Miley Cyrus's real name Miley?! (Subtle hint: no) Look, you didn't subscribe for half-bootied content. This week we're really bringing you the top-tier... the cream of the crop... the alcoholic beverage of your choosing. This week... we mean business. We have curated the finest collection of quiz-know's, memorabilia, and artifacts that aim to make you say, 'huh'. These games in questions include: Whats In The Box?, Things...
29. Conspiracy Theories for Lightweights
January 21, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 44.2 MBConspiracies. Conspiracies everywhere. Mason travels back from year 1920, Clase loves Florida winters, and Landen is completely and utterly fed up with Clase and Mason's malarkey. This episode, we are blazing trails and grinding rails with games like: The Conspiracy Corner, The Show of Sounds: Only Oddities Please, and This or That... or This? Special thank you to this week's sponsor, Poop Map, available on iOS and Android app store. Support the Show.
28. What If Bees?
January 14, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 48.2 MBIT'S 2020, and you know what THAT means... WE'RE going in with PERFECT 20/20 VISION. With our mocha choka frappacinos (heel flip, turn, smile at the camera). Only available at Sturbucks. Are you reading this *o**e *h**?! Yes? Okay, then you must be interested to know that this week we chat about googling pug MRI's, random yelling... at nothing... for nothing.... to no one, discussing if Cheetos are chips, and was Jasmine's kiss to Jafar too much? We also crush a few games like: The Great ...
27. New Years Revelations
January 07, 2020 11:00 - 28 minutes - 19.6 MBITS HERE, ITS HERE! The first ever video episode! Go check it out on Facebook or YouTube! We really made Stephen work hard in this one... poor audio, lazy video, so... TONS of edits and add-in clips to keep it interesting! We play some brand-new, video-induced, cotton candy-flavored games such as: Do You Have My Wallet, New Years Revelations, The Law of the Land, Who Can Slap Harder, and Facebook Rewind. We got tricks up our sleeves, oh yes we do. And maybe even a secret hidden message...
BONUS: The Bloopers Episode
January 05, 2020 22:00 - 16 minutes - 11.6 MBHAPPY NEW YEAR! While this is not apart of our scheduled uploads, we wanted to share a bit of the ridiculousness that YOU never hear! We're calling this 'The Blooper Episode', welcome to more mediocrity and amateur-ness from I'm Telling Mom! Support the Show.
26. How Old Is Pandas?
December 31, 2019 11:00 - 1 hour - 47.9 MBJimmy Eat World... rapey vibes! Mason is a legal citizen! A full decade coming to an end! This week we were happy to even produce an episode! Games so soothing as: The Game of Misheard Lyrics, Are We American, Decade in Review, and Facebook Rewind! Thank you for a fantastic year, babies! 2020 about to get..... wired. weird. wacky. Support the Show.
25. Happy Cripsmas! (feat. Jake Fayed)
December 24, 2019 11:00 - 1 hour - 51.4 MBEpisode 25 - fitting number for our 2019 Christmas Special! Big thank you to Jake Fayed for joining this episode of ITM, where we chat about Christmas Eve traditions, Santa's reality, upscale Cadillac owners, and cute puppies! So let's set the scene... As you delicately lay out your milk and cookies, tuck the children into bed, and quietly have a nice glass of wine with your significant other by the open fireplace... next door you hear intense yelling, the sound of glass breaking, dogs ...
24. fIgURe iT oUt, StoOpiD!
December 17, 2019 11:00 - 1 hour - 48.4 MBIf you've ever said to a loved one with Mesothelioma, "Hey, the I'm Telling Mom podcast will cure you." ...Shame on you. You know what you did. This week we try on a pair of denim dad jokes, accompanied by a straw hat, woven with young jokes. We realize the mysteries of the universe with earth-shattering revelations such as 'TUMS are mints for your tummy'. The game list this week was written by a small 9-year-old gremlin named Charlie. The game list is as follows: 1. fIgURe iT oUt StoO...
23. Angsty Throwbacks for the Pre-Teen Soul
December 10, 2019 11:00 - 1 hour - 42.9 MBPreparing for launch sequence in 10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... ABORT! System's failure, REPEAT, System's failure - NO GO for launch! Hmm, typical for ITM. Doesn't matter. We still POPPIN' OFF some garbage-destined content! In this episode, we're tying up the bow with games that we've affectionately titled: PBS Quizzies, Angsty Throwbacks for the Pre-Teen Soul, Terrible Bop-It!, and Facebook Rewind. Also... the Kennedy Space Center is 2L2Q (too legit to quit). What does ...
22. Eating Ghost Peppers (That's Crazy!)
December 03, 2019 11:00 - 1 hour - 43 MBWelcome to the largest dumpster-fire podcast on the interwebs today! In this whacked-out episode, Mason hijacks the ENTIRE 60-minutes with a little stunt he calls 'Mystery Gifts' - the always fun game where you pull out a bottle of Ghost Pepper hot sauce (855,000 scoville units) and make your friends try some! Don't you worry though! We were still able to squeeze out a bit of quality audio including discussion and games like: Pluto is a planet again, who hates hot-towel treatments, saying ...
21. We Aren't Officer (Again), Drunk!
November 26, 2019 11:00 - 1 hour - 47.5 MBWe are 21, babies and guess what... YOU'RE ALL OUR BEST FRIENDS! Not all episode's can be gold stars... this one ranks closer to a zinc? Or maybe if zinc and steel had a love-child that was unable to pronounce words correctly, function in normal society, or see straight? Join us, Mason, Clasen, and Landenen, as we take on the world from a fresh, new perspective on life! We sport some all-time favorites like: Dad Music, Are We Smarter Than a 5th Grader?, What Google Was Googled?, Distance ...
20. The End of the Internet
November 19, 2019 11:00 - 57 minutes - 39.9 MBIf you give a mouse a cookie, he is probably going to COKE OUT AND HIT THE CLUBS WITH STUART LITTLE'S CAR! Is there a major company around us involved in a money-laundering scheme? Do trains have a car limit? Have we found the END of the internet?! In this poorly-produced episode of ITM, the boys yap about all of the above while attempting feats of sub-par conversation. Landen opens with 'Finish That Headline', Mason follows with some 'Music in Reverse' (how many can you get?), and Clase ...
19. Kitten Cannon
November 12, 2019 11:00 - 1 hour - 46.8 MBYour three favorite idiots are back this week! The hilarious and family-friendly show you've come to know and love, is viewable now in color on a network near you! Oh wait, no no, that's for the 3 Stooges. Umm, our apologies. Yeah, these guys suck. We suggest you run - the other way. I'll distract them.... GO! Clase, Mason, and Landen fire a porcupine's quills right at the heart of racism, hatred, and other bad things! There's no stopping the A+ content (grading on a curve) waterfall of 9...
18. Insulting You, Your Mother, AND Your Children
November 05, 2019 11:00 - 1 hour - 44.7 MBHook. Hook. Hook. You know what... it was a great movie, and frankly my dear, we don't give a damn (what Rotten Tomatoes says). And don't call us Shirley. Here's lookin' at you, Robin Williams. This week, we'll be surprised if anyone listens past 20 minutes! We insult every generation currently on earth and refuse to apologize for it! (...but we are low-key sorry and would love it if you stuck around). So go ahead and thump your time down into our 'Bring Out Your Dead' cart while we play...
17. Umm, Is Cereal... Soup?
October 29, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 49.9 MBWelcome to I'm Telling Mom, the podcast where the games are made up and the points don't matter. #SaveDrewCareysBoobies In this all-knowing episode, the boys decipher whether or not cereal is actually soup (The Great Debate), which old man won the chess game during the movie-short before Pixars 'A Bugs Life' (Picture-Perfect Pixar), and whether or not Mason's landlord failed to provide the rental with a fire extinguisher, forcing Mason to buy his own (Two Truths and a Lie: Amazon Edition)...
16. Okee Dokie, Babies
October 22, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 50.3 MBOkee dokie, babies. Here's the tea. BB-gun antics. Scholastic book fairs. PDA-hate. The podcast crasher. Adults making children rage-quit video games. This week, we jump back into the world of games, and the forecast is beautiful. Dark skies, dead carcasses, rotting trees, and a single gravestone, of which the inscription reads "Here lies this week's games: Achievement Hunter, That's Not What Yo Momma Called Ya, Share Some Love // Share Some Hate, and Rewind Face Cam". (Look, I know. But ...
15. Psychology, Psychedelics, and Psychotic Ducks
October 15, 2019 10:00 - 59 minutes - 41.1 MBIt's ITM's birthday! Well... 60 days counts, right?! Thank you for being apart of this with us! This episode, the brothers relieve your anxiety of 'World's Dumbest Games' and instead, take the chance to have some open conversations on some pretty polarizing topics. Are ghost's real or are they figments of our imaginations? Have we failed the D.A.R.E. program just for mentioning the curiosity and psychology of psychadelic drugs? When you read silently, is there a mentally-audible voice tha...
14. Edward Sheeran and the Pizza Hut Cheez-It
October 08, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 46.5 MBIf you're a fan of quality, leave your expectations at the door, as the boys chat about smoking candy cigarettes, Ed Sheeran's true name (Edward), Gary Busey, and the new Pizza Hut Cheez-It pizza (Clase even orders it live on the podcast for an official taste-test). Clase, Mason, and Landen are rolling out the trash carpet with games like: Hey Brother - Wanna Play, Finish That Vine, and Were You Paying Attention? Wanna weigh in on any of the above? Like us on Facebook at: @ImTellingMomPod...
13. BAT LIPS: The Superhero We Don't Deserve
October 01, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 45.7 MBClase, Mason, and Landen chat about Area 51 happenings, climate strikes, badly-explained movies, scary happenings from the 90s, and guessing real vs fake superheros! Bringing the heat with all-new games such as: 'Movies: Jesus Enjoyed Them?', 'Fairy Berry's Scary Attic', 'Superhero or Super Bullsh*t?' Also, join our Facebook family at: I'm Telling Mom Podcast... Mason actually drew Bat Lips, and you don't wanna miss out on it! Support the Show.
12. Black Market Kazoos
September 24, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 49.3 MBYou know when restaurants put a small icon of a fork next to the House-Favorite items? We dub thy savory pod THREE AND A HALF forks! It's that good. Clase, Mason, and Landen dive a little deeper to unbury their mental illnesses, Mason misses a golden opportunity to score a black-market kazoo, and in this episode, we sing, we scream, and most importantly, we ca-ching (thanks to our sponsor, "Skin-Loosening Wipes"). Join us as we blow your socks on (you looked cold) with masterful games like...
11. Would We Survive a Boat Wreck? Hint: No.
September 17, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 46.4 MBBut seriously.... We wouldn't. Join us as we gush about Gushers, family love, sound dynamics, ghosting Tinder dates, crinkling soda cans, blood drives at tattoo conventions, and auditioning for voice acting. Let's not forget the games: Lost at Sea, Old Fashioned Spelling Bee, and The Game Landen Can't Possibly Lose! Landen actually wins one?! Wait.... TWO?!?!? Support the Show.
10. Would You Rather...
September 10, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 43.7 MBWould you rather know all the secrets of space or all the secrets of the ocean? How about experiencing the beginning or end of planet Earth? In this episode, Clase, Mason, and Landen crack open an unsweetened can of genius and play games like: Multiple Choice Isn't Important, Would You Rather, and Facebook Rewind. Has a stranger ever asked YOU, just out of the blue, if you align with a certain religion? If so, we want to hear about it! Tweet us @ImTellingMomPod Support the Show.
10. Would You Rather...
September 10, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 43.7 MBWould you rather know all the secrets of space or all the secrets of the ocean? How about experiencing the beginning or end of planet Earth? In this episode, Clase, Mason, and Landen crack open an unsweetened can of genius and play games like: Multiple Choice Isn't Important, Would You Rather, and Facebook Rewind. Has a stranger ever asked YOU, just out of the blue, if you align with a certain religion? If so, we want to hear about it! Tweet us @ImTellingMomPod Support the show (https://w...
9. M.A.S.H. (Mansion, Apartment, Shack, House)
September 03, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 44.3 MBDid Jesus have tourettes? Are pillows considered ancient technology? Do you remember playing the 90s school-game, M.A.S.H.? All of this and more in this weeks episode, where we play games like: Hip Hop or Kidz Bop, What Did They Say, M.A.S.H., and Facebook Rewind. We do NOT endorse our paying sponsor, but we WILL still take their money anyway... what? You expect us to NOT sellout for essentially free money? Support the Show.
8. 90s Nostalgia is REAL
August 27, 2019 10:00 - 55 minutes - 38.1 MBClase makes a horrible confession, Mason's segment fails miserably, and Landen brings the 90's nostalgia to an absolute PEAK! We bless your ears this week with games like: Hey Brother - Wanna Play, Man-Splaining, and 'Bears. Beets. Battleship Memory Game.' Negative 10 points to anyone that knows the soundbyte played at the end of the episode... Support the Show.
7. We're Positively "NOT" Storming Area 51
August 20, 2019 10:00 - 59 minutes - 40.8 MBClase, Mason, and Landen steal exactly 59 minutes and 17 seconds of your day to talk about Storming Area 51, neighborly disrespect, and play ridiculous games like: British or Bullocks, Headline Hotline, Australian Phrases I Can't Do, and Facebook Rewind! We also attempted a few accents from around the world that almost undoubtedly have left some of our listeners offended and raging. Support the Show.
6. Drunken Fiasco
August 13, 2019 10:00 - 54 minutes - 37.7 MBOriginally thinking they had lost Episode 5 forever, Clase, Mason, and Landen, down-trodden as their hearts were, drank themselves back into happiness! Episode 6 is the product of that abomination... with games like: Now THAT's a Butt, Box of Lies, 'Goodwill? Or Left in the Will?', and Two Tubes and a Lie. Mason also telephones The Mother to inform her of his personal pregnancy with a bottle of toothpaste... Support the Show.
5. First 'Guest' is... a SABOTAGE?!
August 06, 2019 10:00 - 58 minutes - 40.3 MBClase, Mason, and Landen discuss funny 'things' jokes, morning vs nighttime showering, and play the most boringestest-er games, such as: Mason Doesn't Understand Games, Hide the Picture, What's News, and Rocket League or Soccer Game? Big 'Thank You!' to our sponsor of this week's episode, UroClub - the club that frees your club outside the clubhouse, so join the club today! Twitter: @ImTellingMomPod Support the Show.
3. A Message to my Future Wife
July 25, 2019 20:00 - 59 minutes - 41 MBClase, Mason, and Landen discuss calling 'How's My Driving' during traffic jam, oddities of a popular self-made video, and partake in the idiocracy of our own games: Just the Tip, 90s Sounds & TV Shows, Amazoning Q&A, and Facebook Rewind. Let's not forget about this week's special sponsor: Climax Gentleman's Drive-Thru Strip Club. We won't judge. Twitter: @ImTellingMomPod Support the Show.
4. Landen Definitely Didn't (But Maybe) $#@%! His Pants
July 25, 2019 20:00 - 1 hour - 47 MBClase and Mason wait for this weeks guest, Landen, to join the podcast and they waste everyone's time with the following games: Presidents? They Do Crazy Things, Facebook Rewind, and Were You Paying Attention? Also, Landen literally pooped himself... it's worth a listen. Or two. Twitter: @ImTellingMomPod Support the Show.
2. Child Abuse
July 25, 2019 20:00 - 57 minutes - 39.4 MBClase, Mason, and Landen discuss unlimited swearing, parenthood (as childless onlookers), and play the wonderfully-created games, such as: 90s Nostalgic Games, Ferry Berry's Attic, Mason Doesn't Understand Games, and Gun from Destiny or Punk Band? This weeks sponsor: ReserveASpotInHeaven.com, you know.... just in case. Twitter: @ImTellingMomPod Support the Show.
1. Rent-A-Mourner
July 25, 2019 19:00 - 56 minutes - 38.7 MBClase, Mason, and Landen discuss disgusting staple foods of our childhood, Easter Island heads, and play... interesting games, like: Florida Men Doing Crazy Things, Mason Doesn't Understand Games, and Facebook Rewind. Also, major props to our unofficially official sponsor, Rent-A-Mourner. Twitter: @ImTellingMomPod Support the Show.