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I'm Telling Mom

137 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 2 years ago - ★★★★★ - 26 ratings

I'm Telling Mom, the podcast about 3 brothers catching up, playing games, annndddd... creating disappointing cliff-hangers. Join Clase, Mason, and Landen each and every Tuesday as they reminisce on simpler times, growing up in the 90s, find the hilarious side of adulting, and play the dumbest games their brains can possibly conceive. If you've been looking for a podcast that joins together hilarious stupidity, brotherly love, and TINY nuggets of wisdom and lesser-known facts, look no further! Jump on in, the waters warm... (you can thank Mason for that)!

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81. Is God Pronounced “Jod” and Other Absurdities

January 19, 2021 11:00 - 55 minutes - 38.5 MB

Following one of the weirdest days in US history (quaint raid of the Capitol anyone?), the DeGraff brothers get even weirder by discussing what food mascots they could beat up. I mean really, who wouldn’t want to hear Mason say verbatim: “I would punt the Gerber Baby across a football field.” After that, Landen treats you once again to the most thought provoking thoughts that are clearly not his own, but that of r/showerthoughts on Reddit.  And of course, we’d be remiss not to thank our dear...

80. Band Names of the 90s Explained // If Nicki Minaj Directed 'La La Land'...

January 12, 2021 11:00 - 56 minutes - 38.8 MB

The game list speaks for itself: Funky Band Name Origins, La La Land or Nicki Minaj?, and the January Mile-High Challenge!  Well... that, and the new slogan of the ooey-gooey rice-cream-makers: "Turn off your lights. Shut off your heat. Rice Krispies."  Support the Show.

79. Mason Has A Nuke

January 05, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 44 MB

You know when you rip apart a dumb idea, but then go ahead with it anyways?  NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS SUCK AND ARE POINTLESS - QUIT WHILE YOU'RE AHEAD!  This week the boys take on a Month-Long Fitness Challenge for a their choice of a new PlayStation 5 or XBOX X. They also, apparently, felt compelled to share their baseless and uninformed opinions about discipline, goals, accountability -- ALL THE MOTIVATION YOU NEED FOR 2021!  They also play a few new games such as: "Dot-Dot-Dot" - Mason's ...

BONUS: Uncensored Bloopers! (The Best AND WORST of 2020)

January 01, 2021 15:00 - 28 minutes - 19.9 MB

HAPPY NEW YEAR!  While this is not apart of our scheduled uploads, we wanted to share a bit of the ridiculousness that YOU never hear!  We're calling this 'The Blooper Episode', welcome to more mediocrity and amateur-ness from I'm Telling Mom!  Support the Show.

BONUS: Uncensored Bloopers!

January 01, 2021 15:00 - 28 minutes - 19.9 MB

HAPPY NEW YEAR!  While this is not apart of our scheduled uploads, we wanted to share a bit of the ridiculousness that YOU never hear!  We're calling this 'The Blooper Episode', welcome to more mediocrity and amateur-ness from I'm Telling Mom! 

78. Growing Up Dumb, Tattoo Tales, and 2020 = H-E-double-hockey-stick (FINAL EPISODE!)

December 29, 2020 11:00 - 59 minutes - 40.9 MB

The brothers chat through dumb things they did growing up, how Clase got kicked out of the house indefinitely, and some of our weird tattoo tales. But the heaping pile of audio spikes in this episode stem mostly from a single game: 2020 BINGO. The brothers play BINGO with every weird, maniacal, twisted, sometimes-but-rarely enjoyable happenings that occurred during the year of our lord, 2020. *says 3 Hail Mary's for better luck in 2021* Muchos gracias to AdultSwim.com for sponsoring this...

77. SECRET Codes, Alien Monoliths, and New Studies Show Satan MIGHT NOT Rule Hell

December 22, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 41.5 MB

A 10-digit code. "If you can figure out the correct combination, you will be bypassed into an unfamiliar world." This is the exact email that Clase received from a listener last week. The brothers run through about 20 emotions as they think through the mystery before Landen shuts it all down with his conspiracy theory! Also! "Rapid-Fire News Weirdlies" and "Wrong-Wrong-Wrong" (The new game where Landen just tells everybody else that they're wrong) Finally! Left pondering a few of life's q...

76. Landens Elevator Love Affair and the Secret Basement

December 15, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 48.2 MB

[to the tune of All-Star by Smash Mouth]  SomeBODY once told me that innn the Shrek Movie, Fiona had a signed poster hanging on her wall of Justin Timberlake because Cameron Diaz was dating him at the time.  [hmm, where'd you lose it?]  This week, we sit you down in front of the fireplace and solidify our relationship with deep discussions that take us late into the night. Deep ponderances such as, "How did they know to call it 'World War One?'", "What are Shittens?", and, the all-time favor...

75. How Doorknob Square?

December 08, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 50.3 MB

If I told you that r/TreesSuckingOnThings was a real thing, would you believe me? Welcome to "Unbelievably Weird Subreddit Threads!"  Wait, you can actually make your iPhone say "Oh, yes daddy!" when you plug it in?!  Basic trivia that sends Landen in a tizzy of frustration. Worth sticking around for!  Interested in supporting to the podcast? How about having your weirdly-specific comment read on-air? Join us each Thursday on Twitch at "ImTellingMomPodcast". Support the Show.

74. Among Us, Nostalgic Soundtracks, AND F*@%ING POP-TARTS!

December 01, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 46.5 MB

How do you eat your bread and butter? Do you microwave your Pop-Tarts? Are you Pop-Tart compliant? Because Mason not like you as much, depending on how you answer those questions.  This episode has a crazy story about blacking out, seizures, and concussions, with a healthy dose of healthcare knowledge and insurance reminders. You're welcome.  We play a few fun-faired whimsicals like: Among Gus (Mom - "Among Us" is a popular game with the kids right now, and this is Mason's cheeky lil spin ...

73. Mason Attempts the WORLDS HOTTEST CHIP (...and a few other things)

November 24, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 42.1 MB

Mason reads a note from his past self - reveals a deeply sensitive soul. Mason brings back the classic "fIgURe iT oUt StoOpiD"!  Mason actually sponsored this episode so he can make Clase and Landen say whatever he wants!  Mason loses Celebrity: Two Truths and a Lie.  And... Mason tries the One Chip Challenge with the World's Hottest Chip (Carolina Reaper & Scorpion Pepper)!  Support the Show.

72. Anti-Astrology, Re-Religion, and YOU COULD BE WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING

November 17, 2020 11:00 - 56 minutes - 38.8 MB

We are officially a proud sponsor of Mars. I'm Telling Mom Podcast is the #1 podcast on its way to Mars. *crowds roar*  YOU WILL LEARN SOMETHING NEW in this episode. And if you don't, you can take advantage of our 100% customer satisfaction money-back guarantee. Cross my heart.  In this episode, Clase, Mason, and Landen DeGraff chat about the possibilities of life being a simulation, women and astrology, and seriously... the most down-to-earth religious conversation everyone should hear.  ...

71. Elon's Musk

November 10, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 41.9 MB

Clase, Mason, and Landen slip into something's a little more comfortable, like: Karen, Spiderman, and a giraffe. Wait. Sorry. That came out wrong. They're wearing costumes this episode.  Pondering what life would be like if they owned the world's greatest domain name: ElonsMusk.com // surfing the interwebs for the ugliest pair of feet owned by a celebrity // figuring out how stupid Mason really is // exploring WHAT THE &$*% SHOULD I MAKE FOR DINNER (dot com) // taking sides about idiots tha...

70. Line Rider, 90s Animations, and Diabeetus

November 03, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 41.6 MB

Anyone remember Liner Rider? That classic scarf-wearin', sled-drivin' penguin is still kicking, and has gotten quite a few upgrades since its 90s debut. And if you haven't seen Line Rider music videos... well, by all means, end this podcast now and go check em out. Worth it.  OR... if you're still here, we can bless your face with some classics of our own: "Disney Trivia" (I told ya, classic - but look, do YOU know what Woody's first uttered words were?), "Who Is The Better" (Clase's game a...

69. Episode 69

October 27, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 47.2 MB

An episode has no name. Clase, Mason, and Landen run rampid through the tunnels of Earshole Lagoon, bestowing gifts of amazon reviews, suicide psychology, and long-winded games of Battleship: ONLY ONE PATROL BOAT (TWO-BOAT) ON A 50x50 BOARD!! Thanks to the tree-entusiasts at www.treesnetwork.com for sponsoring this episode! Stream live TV and chat with other viewers! 

69. Episode 69 LOL

October 27, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 47.2 MB

An episode has no name. Clase, Mason, and Landen run rampid through the tunnels of Earshole Lagoon, bestowing gifts of amazon reviews, suicide psychology, and long-winded games of Battleship: ONLY ONE PATROL BOAT (TWO-BOAT) ON A 50x50 BOARD!! Thanks to the tree-entusiasts at www.treesnetwork.com for sponsoring this episode! Stream live TV and chat with other viewers!  Support the Show.

68. That's a FUN FACT! (feat. the most popular sport in the world)

October 20, 2020 10:00 - 59 minutes - 41.1 MB

Pokemon GO TO THE POLLS!  Go Vote!  90s computer games | MYST on TV | Guitar Hero! | Speed Runs! | Fun Facts!  Okay, so no kidding, Alexander Graham Bell (the inventor of the telephone) wanted to replace the common greeting "Hello!" when answering the phone, to "Ahoy!" and we like it.  Meeting adjourned.  Support the Show.

67. Kitty Cats, Old English Words, and Moms on Facebook Marketplace

October 13, 2020 10:00 - 53 minutes - 36.8 MB

Here's a fun fact. All three brothers have INTENTIONALLY purchased a $500 cat litter box. Cross my heart.  This week, the smallish man-boys somehow figured out a way to re-visit Landen's past life as a pig herder from old English times AND breakdown the psyche of single mom's on facebook marketplace. I know! I couldn't believe it either.  Give your cute lil kittens an extra noggin pat from us tonight before bed (insert teen-relevant emoji here to stimulate that algorithm).  Game List: Wha...

66. Moon Landing Gone Wrong! (also, Dragons and Dunderflies)

October 06, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 45.1 MB

WALMART chants, terrible car marketing, dancing women, blind and deaf men, slapping THE Captain Kirk, and doing *WHAT!* ON THE MOON?!  It's ALWAYS a banger of an episode here on I'm Telling Mom Podcast!  Hi, I'm Stephen. I edit the brother's episodes, come up with clever descriptions, run the live stream, maintain all listening platforms, upload content, and uh... basically keep the entire show afloat.  I digress.  Expertly and efficiently playing games self-titled: Dragons and Dunderflie...

65. The Complete Surprise Episode

September 29, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 46.8 MB

The boys recorded this episode while under the mind control of alien life-forces. They cannot recall the recording, the happenings therein, or any of the related bespoken utterances of the overtaking in-process.  This episode is a complete surprise - we don't know what's inside, either.  Travel at your own risk... and good luck.  Support the Show.

64. First-Timers CRUSH Dungeons & Dragons

September 22, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 49.2 MB

Three Dutch-descendant man-children try playing Dungeons and Dragons for the first time - WHY DID NOBODY TELL US IT WOULD BE THIS FUN...?!!!  This week, we're chatting around Super Mario 64, old school games and systems (yep, this that good-good), super odd bible verse, and the going rate for a Banksy painting... (NOT CLICKBAIT BUT GOODNESS ITS EXPENSIVE)  Whipping up brand new segments: "Dungeons and Dragonflies" and "Antique Roadshow Gameshow Yoyo", we're ready to tickle your sound receiv...

63. Censoring Cardi B for Kidz Bop! ("WAP" to "SPB")

September 15, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 45.5 MB

We did the world a favor and cleaned up Cardi B's WAP (new title: 'SPB') for a Kidz Bop Remix! Yeah... it was bloody, but we came out alive.  Also featuring the FAIREST of 'The Great Debate' games ever held... and the most oddly-constructed game of heads or tails, welcome to episode 63.  Sign the petition to end 2020 now.  Support the Show.

62. Trapt is STILL Headstrong! (ANGRY Twitter Rants)

September 08, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 46.5 MB

(Please stand as we all say the team pledge)  [Spoken-in-unison]: We are die-hard Trapt fans. Go-go-gadget-go-go-karting. If I should die before I wake, let my tombstone please read: Macaulay Culkin is the best MC.  Thank you.  Support the Show.

61. Laser Tag and Cap Guns

September 01, 2020 13:00 - 58 minutes - 40.5 MB

This is episode 61. If you just turned 61 today, happy birthday!  Remember cap guns? Remember laser tag? Remember digging up an orphanages' playground? Clase does.  A sweet suite of games awaits including: Punishment or Happy Happy Fun Times, Laser Tag Documentary, and The Great Debate  And seriously, help us fund the LASER TAG DOCUMENTARY! Support the Show.

60. Deal Or No Deal and Vintage Video Games

August 25, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 48.8 MB

[Enter 1930's gangster] "Some call it a banger, some have even said, 'wow, twas the greatest thing theys ever forthed abreast.' But me? Me and the boys know it as... episode 60..."  [Enter 2020 e-boy] "Straight facts. Snatch that flex right up. High key, no cap. Dope. Lit. Do-lit. Ahahah."  So anyway, there we were, chatting parking lot etiquette, real-money Deal or No Deal?, Tetris assisting with PTSD, and scratch-n-sniff CD ROMS, per usual. That's when he gave me the news.  Pac-Man was a...

59. Oath Caddy, Oath Caddy! (Rated 'M', for 'Mom Doesn't Approve')

August 18, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 48.7 MB

Not to ruin your 2020 more... but Abe Lincoln, Elvis Presley, Johnny Cash, and a bunch of others were terrible people. We'll talk about it.  This might be another one of those 'keep your kids out of the room' episodes. Sexual safe words, sexual predators, a few Game of Thrones references, baby skull teeth.... its all here, guys!  Games that reek of red pine and burnt elderberries, "The Great Debate (But Different) and Things You Should Know".  For your consideration, this episode's T-Shir...

58. Monty the Python vs. Larry the Cucumber (FIGHT!)

August 11, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 48.8 MB

What is the true secret to turning 100? I guess you'll just have to listen to find out.  As critically-acclaimed and always famously-quoted (like, constantly. all of our family and friends and Thomas' friend, Carol, all say this to us), "the best content since Frozen II" - some would argue that you have the best seat in the house.  Tonight's menu features a pan-seared filet of "What is Mason Hitting His Head On?", followed by a vibrant yet balanced "Silly Songs with Larry", paired with an ...

57. Wayfair Scandal, Crap on a Map, and NOT Disney Quizzes

August 04, 2020 10:00 - 57 minutes - 39.7 MB

Hello. Landen screwed the pooch on this one and dropped precious audio files. The lost tapes will forever be a mystery...  Or, we can beef on ABBA, Chris D'elia, Wayfair, Hugh Hefner, Mike Tyson, and disney princesses. Depsite Landen's knuckleheadedness, we still paint the town clear with games like: So Like... In Other News, Name That Quiz, and Crap on a Map!  Also, who is sending us weird things in the mail? Can you please increase the frequency? We are happy to discuss our Christmas lis...

56. Secrets, Slander, and Myspace Tom

July 28, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 47.2 MB

Tom was in Mason's Top 8 for way longer than acceptable.  We've been wondering if ants have penises, what Cheez-Whiz is, and why Owl City has such an angelic voice. How's your quarantine going?  Rollin' up with a briefcase full of fresh pods, this week: Three Secret Words, Finish That YouTube Comment, and Making Fun of What You Love  Support the Show.

55. Scientology: A Religious Roast with Three Imbeciles

July 21, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 44.5 MB

Oh hey there, quick update. Landen's not dead. Do you like 90s TV Show theme songs? How about Scientology? Have you ever wished for a murderous, chaos-ensuing goose? GREAT! This is the episode for you!! Game List: Show Me Your Tunes, Scientology: What Is It?, Hannah's Game, and Twitter Rewind Go check out the stream at: https://www.twitch.tv/imtellingmompodcast to watch this episode LIVE (unedited) - you can even see our cool PowerPoint presentations!  Support the show

55. Scientology: A Religious Roast with Three Imbeciles

July 21, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 44.5 MB

Oh hey there, quick update. Landen's not dead. Do you like 90s TV Show theme songs? How about Scientology? Have you ever wished for a murderous, chaos-ensuing goose? GREAT! This is the episode for you!! Game List: Show Me Your Tunes, Scientology: What Is It?, Hannah's Game, and Twitter Rewind Go check out the stream at: https://www.twitch.tv/imtellingmompodcast to watch this episode LIVE (unedited) - you can even see our cool PowerPoint presentations!  Support the Show.

54. We actually don't know if Landen is dead.

July 14, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 45.8 MB

Is Landen dead? Clase and Mason genuinely don't know.  Jason Momoa as Frosty? Superb American Anime? Will Smith or Robin Williams as Genie?  In this episode, we carefully unbox a brand new Nerf-a-Zoid 3000 (batteries sold separately), and pop-off!  Also, don't you hate having to pick up all the nerf pellets after blasting through WW24? Should make the pellets metal so you can talk around with a big magnet and easily collect them...  SMASHING THRU WALLS N' STUFF with the MANLIEST OF ALL GAM...

53. Mumble Rapper Lyrics = NOT RAD

July 07, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 45.8 MB

Nipples. Lopsters. Daddies. What do these things all have in common? They are all on Landen. We play some games with our Twitch stream, we lose power mid-record, and we guess some mumble rappers lyrics (Grey Goosies with my Juicies). Frollicking by with a fresh, hot tray of crumpets; paired with a delectable strawberry tart, we proudly share with you this week's entertainment: Stupid Boring Dates Game, Heads Up, and iM dA BeSt tHeRe EvER WuZ! Congratulations to MythRander for winning a...

52. Massive Announcement, New Intro Music, and a ONE YEAR Celebration

June 30, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 56.8 MB

FIFTY-TWO WEEKS = ONE YEAR... Happy birthday, listener! :)  New intro music is introduced, big celebrations are happening worldwide, listener challenges, and the BIGGEST ANNOUNCEMENT WE'VE EVER MADE!  Brand new segments taking over: "Lets Get Creative: Theme Song", "I Quit.", "r/ShowerThoughts" and a surprise sponsor from IMDB?  Guys, we really cannot thank you enough for your support this past year, and we hope you stick around for many more laughs to come - check out our Facebook page fo...

51. The Golden Episode, Part 2 (feat. Mom, Dad, & Sister!)

June 23, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 63.2 MB

So, of course there are the 3 brothers... you've now met the 2 parents... but you haven't heard from 1 mysterious sister... UNTIL NOW.  This episode invites ALL 6 DeGraffs into one virtual room for all the madness you'd expect! Did Clase and Mason BOTH open van doors while traveling at high speeds? Would you rather always wear wet socks or wet underwear? Would you, umm... be interested in a cuddle party? We also get DEEP into parenting, regrets, and growth - all as a family. In this first-e...

50. The Golden Episode, Part 1 (feat. Mom & Dad)

June 16, 2020 16:00 - 1 hour - 60.5 MB

Mom? Dad? .... Mom?  Oh yeah. They're here. And ready to set the record straight!  Why did we ACTUALLY get McDonalds grilled cheese? Someone called the police on a Barbie phone?! Wet toilet paper or newspaper?  In this super special of episode of ITM, Mom and Dad take full reign over ALL games and discussions including: Let the Record Show, Who Am I?, Would You Rather... (with points!), and Journal Rewind!  Thank you so much to the two greatest parents we've ever had for hijacking our podc...

49. The One Before 50

June 09, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 48.2 MB

Boys and girls... gemini's and leo's... adult carnies and also children carnies...  (that's right, we are all about inclusivity here on ITM) Step right up to be the first to ever invest in your own ear holes! Did Mason legally change his name? Does Clase reveal something Mom never wanted to know? Will Landen take on his wifes last name?  'The One Before 50' is chalk-full of crispy audio to tickle your inner (and outer) follicles: Truth or Dare, Down in the Deets, and Were You Paying Attenti...

48. Amazing Disney Facts, Mystery Quiz, and Trump Says 'Wrong'

June 02, 2020 10:00 - 52 minutes - 36 MB

Oh hey there... You didn't... you didn't catch me goofin' didja? Goofin' n' sloopin'? Whoops. Friggin goof sloops.  Fire up the bass cannon, no ammo needed with artillery like this... Mystery Quiz, Things You Didn't Know About Disney, and Trump Says "Wrong".  So, we can all agree that 5 grains equals a pile, right? Support the Show.

47. The Conversational Pit

May 26, 2020 18:00 - 1 hour - 51.9 MB

Clapping sloths, laugh tracks, shower thoughts, and karaoke.  Gear up for the never-seen before games like: Cereal Slogans, Shower Thoughts, and tHiS iS MoRE cONvErSaTiONaL!  Also... what cream cheese do you buy?! Support the Show.

46. X Æ A-12 (The Episode You Can't Pronounce)

May 19, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 55 MB

WOW... What an episode... (seriously)  Are you ready for the deepest chat on self-awareness you'll hear this week? Can you pronounce Elon Musk's childs name (X Æ A-12)? Are you apart of the 10% of all people who believe that "HTML" is a sexual disease? And the BIG question of the day... "What that orb do?" (Clase - do dodo do do do)  This week, we are rolling in good conversation, fun-hitting discoveries, and the same "over-the-top" reactions that are, at this point, par for the course. Gam...

45. The Good (News), The Bad (News), and the Weird (GIFs)

May 12, 2020 17:00 - 1 hour - 45.4 MB

Tooths brushings, routined hygiene, bad news (with also the bestest news), birds flippings, GIFs, and, of course, the standard audio parabolic frequencies that bless your perfectly symmetrical (and definitely not too big, like sometimes Aunt Rita suggests) ears.  With games like: "Although...", "Finish That Headline", "GIF Me Points", and the very brand new segment, "Facebook Rewind", you won't need much more entertainment for one day.  Thank you to our wonderful (actual and very real) sis...

44. Lickable Wallpaper and The Sims (feat. Nevin Markitan)

May 05, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 49.9 MB

Tired of being in quarantine? Us too. That's why we built this audio program that, if played while sleeping, allows you to lucid dream and actually go outside and have fun.  It's this. It's this podcast. Just play it on repeat and your mood just... it just... (*angel's singing in harmony*)  So, while you're asleep, we are going to be chatting about lickable wall paper, professional mattress jumpers, corn nuts, and SIMS translations. Otherwise known as: Sabotage, Non-Existing Existers, and ...

43. Tighty-Whities... or Whitey-Tighties?

April 28, 2020 10:00 - 58 minutes - 40.2 MB

Real sponsors, fan collaboration, high-quality audio... I mean, if we just replaced the hosts, it'd almost be like this was a REAL show!  What do you think the moon smells like? With ZERO incentive, how committed could you be pretending to be an ant? Is it whitey-tighties or tighty-whities?  Welcome to the chaos-centraled zone that is I'M TELLING MOM! Expected to hear some stellar games like: This or That?, Well... Smell!, and Disney Soundtrack  Massive thank you to our actual sponsor, Cor...

42. Landen's Tinder (R.I.P.)

April 21, 2020 17:00 - 1 hour - 44.2 MB

Bate-Hoven. Mowses. Brokin Leg.  You, my dear dear friend, are in for a treat... with segments like these, who needs anemones! Featuring... Would You Rather, Music: Real or Fake, and Landen's Tinder.  Special guest appearance from... Ham.  Support the Show.

41. Lizard Scales and Bible Tales

April 14, 2020 10:00 - 56 minutes - 38.6 MB

It finally happened. The scale we didn't ask for, but the scale we needed. "The Puntability Scale", rating all ordinary objects on a precision scale of their ability to be punted. You're welcome.  Rollin' through this week, the brand-new, froggy-fresh, super-duper-9000 games like: Lizards Dooms Day, Guess That Sound, Bible or Movie Scene, and Facebook Rewind!  We're also learning more and more about each brother... like, "End-of-the-World" personal mottos...  Clase = If you cant beat em, j...

40. Science Experiments, Dungeons, and Goddesses

April 07, 2020 15:00 - 1 hour - 51.4 MB

HEY! What a wonderful kind of day... where we can learn to work and play... and get along with each other...  This week on ITM: "What? It's For a Good Cause!", "AI Dungeon", and "FindingMyRepublicanGoddess.com"  Special thanks to Reverend William for sponsoring this episode - we wish you a lifetime of happiness and fulfillment! Support the Show.

39. Laser Tagging on a Horse

March 31, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 41.7 MB

*Please note this episode was recorded 2 weeks before its release date*  Quarantine can't bring US down! We are out here flipping horrible news stories to find the positive silver lining, playing The Price is Right with 90s kids toys, chatting quarantine, and making fun of some kid named Nigel.  Introducing the never-seen-before gaming experiences of: "Being Optimistic Like Dad", "90s Toys", "#MyQuarantineIn6Words", and "Facebook Rewind"!  Pop a squat, stay awhile, let us hit you with some...

38. Manilla Quiz, Taboo's Caboose, and The Last One

March 24, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 58.3 MB

Magic 8 Balls. Chic-Fil-A sauce. Loofas. These are beautiful things.  You what is NOT beautiful? Diabetus. Diabetus and Coronavirus.  Yeah, yeah, we played a few games like 'Manilla Quiz', 'Taboo's Caboose', and 'The Last One', but I wanna talk about something else...  Do you scrub betwixt your booty cheeks in the shower? Because one third of our brotherly trio thinks it's not a necessity. And if that question made you uncomfortable, buckle up Sally-Joe, it's gon' be a bumpy ride.  Big th...

37. Songs In Reverse, Couples Team Building, and Amateur Hour

March 17, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 46.8 MB

And now, an ode to our iTunes reviewers...  "You are special, you are loved.  You were sent from above.  From our heads to our toes,  we've agreed, you're better than those.  So, let's make t-shirts, lets make t-shirts... let's make t-shirts."  Thank you.  Wanna talk about something other than Coronavirus? Great, us too. This week we knock out a few games like: Songs In Reverse, Couples Team Building, Amateur Hour, and iTunes Reviews  This episode was made possible by www.cusscollar.com,...

36. The Great Debate, Car Thought (No 'S'), and Peanut Butter Chubby Bunny

March 10, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 46.6 MB

This one time, at band camp, we three DeGraff brothers met a set of twin siblings named 'Spork' and 'La-A' (pronounced La-dash-a).  Okay, not really. We only went to Christian camps. So, naturally, we only met people named Paul, John, Abednego, Ester, and Malachi.  Check us out this week as we discuss weird hypotheticals, facebook dating, and whether or not the 'CLOSE' button on elevators actually work or not. We also smash through a few games like: The Great Debate, Car Thought (No 'S'), a...