I'm Not Sorry
92 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 1 year ago -Deborah DeFrancesco + Kerri Tabasky are forty-something, badass moms and writing partners, and they’re done apologizing. Kerri + Deb’s witty banter, dirty minds, funny friends, special guests, personal stories and all the tangents will captivate listeners and keep them coming back for more. Their raw honesty and humor about various topics from motherhood to guilty pleasures provides relatable, hilarious, and limitless material.
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Twattastic
October 01, 2021 10:00 - 31 minutes - 21.8 MBSeason 3 Episode 2 is twattastic! Kerri + Debbie talk about how everyone seems so ragey these last few weeks… including them! Debbie’s bringing the word “twat” back (or is that Ted Lasso’s doing?) Kerri got “carded” at Clover, and Debbie left fart dust in Kerri’s guest bathroom. The girls keep trying to put Vicky the Robot in her box, but that bitch keeps popping out. And, as usual, the rails are off, and it’s just two middle-aged mamas gone cray.
Vicky and the Wenus
September 24, 2021 10:00 - 31 minutes - 21.4 MBWelcome to Season 3! Debbie + Kerri attempt to roast each other and fail miserably. The ladies discuss erogenous zones with the help of Vicky the Robot, Kerri’s Wenus, and Ronald McDonald’s load of pink slime that makes Debbie crave a strawberry milkshake. They debate semen vs. seamen, Debbie’s pubic mound, and Kerri fails a friendship quiz. As usual, the girls are so far off the rails that they’re pretty sure there were never any, to begin with…
Royally F*cked
August 06, 2021 16:00 - 28 minutes - 19.4 MBIt’s the season two finale mothafuckas! And, today, Kerri + Debbie talk about how fantastic it feels to be back in the cedar closet after performing live on stage at Laugh Boston. Hear them revel in the comfortable familiarity of the closet versus the amazing yet soul-scaring stage! They continue with FMK, throuple version… but, with a royal twist. Don’t miss the hilariousness as Deb + Kerri reboot the robot, AKA Small Wonder’s Vicky from the Block. Enjoy! And, until next season… WE OUT!
Shirts and Skins
July 30, 2021 15:00 - 48 minutes - 33.1 MBToday on the show, we have strength and nutrition wizard Jordan Syatt, and NOT just because he says “fuck” as much as we do, but because of his kickass approach to health and fitness. Jordan is absolutely no bullshit, a wealth of knowledge, and very funny. Find out WHY he ate a Big Mac every day for a month and still lost 7 lbs. So many questions were answered, like, why should you fire your trainer if they tell you to stop eating fruit? Are carbs really that bad? He also shares a story abou...
Humdingers and the Jade Meridian
July 22, 2021 11:00 - 29 minutes - 20.6 MBDebbie went to a spa but climbed a telephone pole, and the real question is, WHY? Debbie also had her first male masseuse but isn’t sure how to feel about it. Kerri shares a new Dyson product that never loses suction, reminding Debbie that she needs a new vibrator. This conversation might just make everyone a little moist.
Lucky Charms and Happy Endings
July 15, 2021 00:00 - 30 minutes - 20.6 MBKerri is super jealous of Debbie’s ability to snarf down two bowls of Lucky Charms, which leads them into a discussion about self-care. Before Debbie heads out of town for a spa weekend, the ladies fall into an abyss of naughtiness when Kerri gives her a Would You Rather that includes massages and happy endings. Enjoy the madness!
The Reverse Cowgirl
July 08, 2021 10:00 - 29 minutes - 20.1 MBBrace yourselves as Kerri + Debbie dive DEEP into the mechanics of sexual positions. Debbie immediately stumps and disgusts Kerri with a profoundly disturbing yet thought-provoking Would You Rather question. The conversation continues to unravel as the ladies dissect the scissor, crab, bounce, cowgirl, cuddle squat, doggy, lazy lay, and much more! Enjoy the ride (pun absolutely intended)!!
XXL CVS Receipts and Comedian Kelly MacFarland
July 01, 2021 13:00 - 32 minutes - 22.5 MBDebbie + Kerri invite comedian Kelly MacFarland into the hilarious fabulousness of the cedar closet, and not surprisingly, there are lots of laughs and tangents galore! The ladies talk about everything from semen all over the house (thank you, Bridesmaids!) to the XXL CVS receipts blowing in the wind and everything you can think of in between. Kelly was a bridesmaid TEN TIMES…. She tells us why she is such a wanted woman in an ugly dress and why earbuds make people look incredibly important(...
The Quick and Dirty Episode
June 24, 2021 13:00 - 28 minutes - 19.5 MBWARNING: EXTRA DIRTY. It’s THE QUICK AND DIRTY EPISODE, and you’re gonna love it. It’ll have you belly laughing from the depths of your filthy soul. Kerri + Deb discuss everything from the differences between making love (who SAYS that?), having sex, and f*cking, to hilarious quotes and farting (of course)… The tangents, the singing (yes, their horrible singing!), and the sound effects will have you cringing with delight and nostalgia. This is an episode you’ll want to listen to multiple tim...
Sharts Happen
June 17, 2021 16:00 - 33 minutes - 22.7 MBComedian Graig Murphy shares tales from the cruise ship like saltwater shrinkage (you know… like beef jerky), shit people say and do in buffet lines, and naked men overboard. A super silly game of FMK ensues, circa the 1980s! Graig shares how he got fat TWICE during Covid, and his Peloton gave him saddle sores which led to a Depends dependency. Whaaaaa? Kerri just invented Depends Thongs, and Debbie imagines having a moody dick. Obviously, moist is a cake, and wet is a p*ssy. And a tip for n...
Jerry Thornton is Kind of a Big Deal
June 10, 2021 09:00 - 45 minutes - 31.3 MBJerry Thornton is TOTALLY a big deal! Jerry’s a writer for Barstool Sports and a stand-up comic for clubs all over the northeast. This fun-filled episode will have you… confused, as the ladies grill Jerry during an intense Battle of the Toms in F*ck, Marry, Kill. Jerry won’t be sharing clothes with Tom Brady, but Scientology may be in his future. Deb would rather poop in her pants than use a public toilet, there may be a new side hustle for Jerry involving getting paid to poo, and Kerri fall...
First Day of Your Last Menstrual Cycle
June 03, 2021 11:00 - 31 minutes - 21.4 MBLet’s be honest, does ANYBODY remember the first day of their last period? Debbie and Kerri discuss, and it certainly gets… interesting. WHO put the peanut butter WHERE?? And what about the hot sauce? Does Debbie have a strange new addiction? Did Kerri make her daughter lactose intolerant? What should you NOT say at the dinner table and also during sex? Who always gets the last word? These are super important questions that need answers! This episode is outrageously entertaining, deeply disg...
Straight Outta Beantown with Cinematographer Tommy Maddox-Upshaw, ASC
May 27, 2021 12:00 - 37 minutes - 25.9 MBOn this week’s podcast, Debbie + Kerri’s guest is celebrated cinematographer Tommy Maddox-Upshaw, ASC. Tommy shares the incredible story of his success and how the late, great John Singleton personally asked him to work on FX’s Snowfall. Also, why does he get late-night phone calls from Spike Lee? And how the hell do Kerri, Debbie, and Tommy end up talking about Take Your Gimp to Walmart Day? As usual, the tangents are plentiful, but the content is unforgettable!
Performance Reviews and Marshmallow Fluff
May 20, 2021 15:00 - 35 minutes - 24.6 MBDebbie and Kerri up their game with new podcast equipment that gets them overly excited about the sound effects. Kerri questions Debbie’s mental health, and the ladies give each other performance reviews. How will they score? A game of two truths and a lie will have you questioning: Did Kerri actually hang out with Chris Rock? Did Debbie say “Chanelo” to Charlotte’s wedding planner? Was Kerri an extra on the movie Drop Zone? Has Debbie NEVER done karaoke? They try to stay away from FMK but c...
Two Moms, One Mic
May 13, 2021 14:00 - 34 minutes - 23.7 MBKerri + Deb are on FIRE in the raunchiest podcast they’ve recorded to date. It’s the FIRST TIME in a YEAR they’ve recorded in person, and they’re clearly very, very excited to be together in Kerri’s cedar closet, sharing one microphone. Dive headfirst into the depths of their insanity with more tangents than you can count. The girls cover everything from a game of FMK with cake, ice cream, or pie, Christian Slater, disdain for Hallmark holidays, and so much more. It’s a pretty hilarious and ...
Hamburglar, DaBaby, and Kevin Spacey, Oy Vey!
May 06, 2021 13:00 - 37 minutes - 25.8 MBJuggling motherhood and holding down an executive job ain’t easy, but Pietown Productions VP of Development Ally Weinberg makes it look simple! Deb + Kerri LOVE Ally because she’s not afraid to go down an incredibly BIZARRE rabbit hole during this week’s especially cringey version of F*ck, Marry, Kill that includes DaBaby and Hamburglar. The ladies move past the emotional roller coaster they put themselves through, and the episode morphs into entertaining tales of TV and motherhood. Get read...
Sex and Step Stools
April 29, 2021 14:00 - 40 minutes - 27.7 MBAre Debbie and Kerri the dirtiest moms you know? Their guest Josh Hyman thinks so! The three hit the ground running with an in-depth conversation about sex when you’re short that quickly morphs into what would happen if Tinder and Amazon were combined. An intense game of FMK ensues with the battle of the Toms, mustache-shaped pubic hair, motor-boating, stroking Adele’s hair, and Shakira’s orgasm noises. There is SO much more, so just hit play!
Dirty Cheese and Kerri Louise
April 22, 2021 14:00 - 38 minutes - 26.4 MBDirty cheese and Kerri Louise? Whaaaaa? Once you listen, you’ll know what the girls are really talking about! While this episode is dominated by talk of nakedness and hygiene, the girls managed to squeeze in plenty of entertaining conversations covering a plethora of topics. Are you willing to sleep with someone who never brushes their teeth? Do you hate Mother’s Day? Is making dinner a struggle every.freaking.night? Be prepared to laugh your heads off and enjoy the unapologetic craziness of...
Comedy Porn with Comedian Corey Rodrigues
April 15, 2021 12:00 - 48 minutes - 33.5 MBThis week, the ladies are talking to comedian, actor, and radio personality, Corey Rodrigues. They cover everything from Corey’s foot fetish, Kerri’s lemon feet, Debbie’s suckable skittles, comedy porn, and so much more. Kerri won’t show her feet, but Debbie does show her boobs. Corey does Denzel and then tells us what the f*ck to make for dinner. This super XL episode is the perfect mix of filthy and funny!
Mime Crimes and Wet Meat
April 08, 2021 12:00 - 35 minutes - 24.2 MBThis episode has everything. Strangeburgers, country club party strippers, breast feeding at funerals, Baby Alive, Little House criminal mimes, Bridgerton, JLo, feta TikToks, yogurt sandwiches, wet meat, and a quiz to determine if Rege-Jean Page would date you. Don’t miss this week’s episode featuring special guest and writer Sami Greenfield. You’re gonna need a map to find your way through all our tangents.
Majestical Testicles
April 01, 2021 13:00 - 40 minutes - 27.8 MBKerri + Debbie interview the guy who’s interviewed Jon Hamm! This week the ladies talk to Eric Spitznagel, author, music journalist, and expert in inappropriate conversation. The three go off on many tangents but somehow keep coming back to balls and Jon Hamm. Topics also include sweaty gym sex, underwear, toothbrushes, and what the f*ck’s for dinner. Debbie can’t make potatoes, Kerri has a fishmonger, and Eric has questionable browsing history. This episode is a million miles an hour but de...
The Hamm vs. Regé-Jean Page... Who would you do?
March 25, 2021 14:57 - 31 minutes - 21.4 MBSeason TWO! Debbie + Kerri immediately slide off the rails. Did Kerri discover somebody new? Has Jon Hamm been replaced? Three words: Regé-Jean Page. Oh, and Bridgerton! But Deb’s still Team Jon Hamm, even if she’s trying to be Kosher. How about an orgy instead of fuck, marry, kill? Deb’s raging because of the endless inspirational quotes telling her how to live her “best life.” Are the girls actually going to get a blow job expert on the show? Listen and find out!
Ending With a Strap-On at Victoria's Secret
January 14, 2021 16:52 - 31 minutes - 21.3 MBSeason one started off with a bang, and it’s ending with a strap-on at Victoria’s Secret. Debbie FINALLY stumps Kerri in Would You Rather, making her choose between Scarlett Johansson with a penis and Jon Hamm with a vagina. After the ladies compare notes about summer camp “back rubs” with boobie reach-arounds, they share listener reviews about how the podcast makes them pee in their pants. Debbie + Kerri are genuinely grateful for ALL of the ratings, reviews, and support for season one, and ...
The Moist Episode
January 08, 2021 14:17 - 35 minutes - 24.5 MBDebbie + Kerri have gone entirely off the rails this week. The ladies engage in a threesome for this international episode with Kyle Alexander, a much younger British writer. Their funny yet strangely insightful conversation runs the gamut, starting with a game of Would You Rather that has Kyle choosing between sex and chicken wings. He shares a CRAZY story about a night in Marseille that he doesn’t even remember, he reveals his erogenous zones, and finally gives us a whole new reason to like...
The Boobs Episode
December 31, 2020 14:52 - 32 minutes - 22.5 MBKerri + Deb change it up and play Five-Second Rule, which obviously leads them down a rabbit hole of about eighteen different tangents. Deb tells a story of how she accidentally gave some dude's junk a chemical peel, and Kerri “zipped” a guy a little too fast (think Something About Mary.) The ladies talk about being manhandled during mammograms, and Deb explains why she showed the technician her dick socks. The juicy convo continues as the ladies discuss the TV show “A Teacher” (SPOILER ALERT...
Jon Hamm and a Dirty Diaper
December 24, 2020 14:33 - 31 minutes - 21.4 MBDebbie is podcasting from her bed while eating pumpkin pie, and Kerri is feeling aggressive (more like bitchy) with her line of “Would You Rather” questioning, leaving Deb with a dirty diaper, bad breath, and crying while having sex. Meanwhile, Kerri is a wealthy, in-demand clown with a butt as strong as steel and a tongue long enough to lick her neighbors. And, that’s not even the half of it… This episode will leave you feeling like you’re having a bizarre yet entertaining dream, all while c...
Fitzy and his Misfits
December 17, 2020 15:11 - 38 minutes - 26.7 MBThis podcast has everything… It’s got George Kippenhan, Nick Stevens, Brady, Gronk, Eddie and the Cruisers, Stefan, singing, and the Island of Misfit Toys. Deb + Kerri podcast over cocktails with the longtime BFFs and dynamic duo of the “Shit Pats Fans Say” viral videos. They talk comedy and careers, share small world stories, play FMK, and much, much more.
Doc Flynn's Safe Word
December 10, 2020 14:45 - 40 minutes - 28 MBKerri + Deb are joined by renowned sports medicine doctor, Dr. Jess Flynn, aka “Doc Flynn.” As the ladies dive into the uncharted territory of sports talk, they give Jess a safe word for when the convo gets a little too dirty (which she obviously had to use a few times.) Throwing some athletes into the mix, an intense game of FMK ensues. Doc Flynn will totally blow your mind as she shares stories from the ER, leading to a very important and useful PSA about not shoving inanimate objects up yo...
Reunion Revenge F*ck
December 03, 2020 13:34 - 33 minutes - 23.3 MBDeb + Kerri take a juicy trip down memory lane as they discuss their love/hate relationships with high school reunions. The ladies play a mean game of "F*ck, Marry, Kill" (celebrity version). Kerri shares moments from her very long awkward phase. Deb decides she likes adult Kerri better than high school Kerri. They share reunion confessions, including taking the theatre teacher as a date and a reunion revenge f*ck, which they both agree is the only kind that matters.
Dick Fingers or Urinal Cakes?
November 25, 2020 15:05 - 39 minutes - 27.4 MBKerri + Debbie are joined by NY Times Bestselling author of "The Buy Side," Turney Duff. Turney shares stories of Wall Street excess, including drugs, alcohol, sex, and money, and his unapologetic decision to walk away from it all (and a seven-figure paycheck.) The trio plays a mean game of "Would You Rather," which leaves Debbie choosing between dick fingers and urinal cakes. Um, did Kerri really play pool at Corey Feldman's house? Did Turney really smoke a blunt with Tone Loc and pee on his...
A Comedian Having Sex in the Back of the Amazon Truck?
November 19, 2020 17:05 - 38 minutes - 26.5 MBKerri + Deb put Comedian Kerri Louise in the hot seat and make her choose between having sex with the Amazon delivery guy, a wildebeest, and going to prison. Kerri has been featured on the Showtime comedy special, "Funny Women of a Certain Age." She's appeared on Oprah, Dr. Oz, + The Howard Stern Show, and she was a finalist on NBC's Last Comic Standing. Deb + Kerri catch her off guard during an explicit game of "Would You Rather." Find out how (and why!) she won the title of "Miss Congeniali...
Personal Massagers And Covid Bush
November 19, 2020 16:54 - 34 minutes - 23.7 MBIn this episode Deb shares her spontaneous giant COVID bush that somehow grew overnight. The ladies have to decide between orgasms and solid food. Kerri + Deb dive into the Sharper Image holiday catalogue and analyze the eclectic array of products, including portable saunas, heated winter coats, and vibrators disguised as personal massagers. Not only will you have a good laugh, you’ll also get some great holiday gift ideas!
The Chickens' Right To Choose
November 12, 2020 14:13 - 34 minutes - 23.6 MBWhat could possibly go wrong when Kerri + Deb put their agent and manager in the hot seat for post-election cocktails? The ladies, along with badass agent Amy Lanier and multi-talented manager Tim Troke, discuss topics that include COVID Hollywood, Kerri's new 976 side hustle, Deb's Christian Bale elevator encounter, a Thelma & Louise alternate ending, and White Castle confusion.
Monday Can Eat a Dick
November 05, 2020 10:58 - 35 minutes - 24.6 MBKerri + Deb hilariously rage about all things Monday. Their angst about the election combined with an extra dirty game of "Would You Rather" (that may or may not involve a threesome with Deb, Jon Hamm, and Donald Trump), might just have you crossing your legs and crying with laughter... Something we could all use right now.
A Strong, Unapologetic, Vegan, Lesbian, Anti-racist, Anti-Trump, Mom With a F*cking Potty Mouth
October 29, 2020 14:19 - 40 minutes - 27.9 MBThe title pretty much says it all! Why are Debbie + Kerri going to fluff their guest, Chris? And, as a vegan, what could possibly prompt her to tell them that she would “eat all of the animals” just so she wouldn’t have to give up this one thing? Three words: Facebook Moms Group. Chris tells us why she was kicked off + blocked from participating, and it’s super juicy!
When the Pussy Gets in the Way
October 29, 2020 14:19 - 38 minutes - 26.2 MBDeb’s cat keeps crashing the podcast, which inspires her to tell a risqué sex story. Deb’s not sorry that her favorite place to work is in her bed, which is the total opposite of Kerri. An enthusiastic game of “Would You Rather” has the girls discussing speculums and waxing faux pas. The mini confessions are not to be missed.
Dirty Mind
October 29, 2020 14:19 - 33 minutes - 22.9 MBKerri + Deb dig deep into the dirty mind with psychologist Mykee Fowlin. What makes a dirty mind? Why do some people take everything as innuendo and double entendres, and others suppress anything having to do with sex? Mykee shares his story of learning about sex the hard way (yes, we went there), Deb shares her favorite position. Kerri shares her love for full frontal. Lots of sharing during this episode that’s definitely not to miss.
Rabbit Holes + Double Entendres
October 29, 2020 14:19 - 28 minutes - 19.6 MBSomehow, the girls went down a rabbit hole of dirty words and double entendres; noises included. They’re even considering changing the name of their podcast to Sex ’N Farts. Deb grosses Kerri with an airplane fart story. The gals take tangents to a new level during an intense game of “Would You Rather.”
Confessions + Donuts
October 29, 2020 14:19 - 35 minutes - 24.6 MBThis episode of “I’m Not Sorry” has Kerri choosing Debbie over sex, and we’re still not sure why. The girls dive into an explicit conversation about donuts and the various uses for them. A game of “Would You Rather” leads to an even dirtier new segment, Reddit Confessions.
NOT SORRY EPISODE 1
October 17, 2020 00:06 - 35 minutes - 32.6 MBSeason 1, Episode 1: True to form, Debbie + Kerri’s inaugural episode starts off with a “bang”. Find out why one of Kerri’s stories makes Deb reach for a brown paper bag and how they knew their friendship was meant to be as soon as they met. The ladies discuss pandemic living and the vices getting them through this strange and overwhelming time. An intense game of “Would You Rather” prompts Deb to share a spring break story circa 1997 that she’s not super proud of, and Kerri’s birthday balanc...
Starting Off with a Bang
October 17, 2020 00:06 - 35 minutes - 24.2 MBSeason 1, Episode 1: True to form, Debbie + Kerri’s inaugural episode starts off with a “bang”. Find out why one of Kerri’s stories makes Deb reach for a brown paper bag and how they knew their friendship was meant to be as soon as they met. The ladies discuss pandemic living and the vices getting them through this strange and overwhelming time. An intense game of “Would You Rather” prompts Deb to share a spring break story circa 1997 that she’s not super proud of, and Kerri’s birthday balanc...
I'm Not Sorry Trailer
October 16, 2020 16:32 - 1 minute - 1.34 MBI'm Not Sorry Trailer by I'm Not Sorry