Sharts Happen

Comedian Graig Murphy shares tales from the cruise ship like saltwater shrinkage (you know… like beef jerky), shit people say and do in buffet lines, and naked men overboard. A super silly game of FMK ensues, circa the 1980s! Graig shares how he got fat TWICE during Covid, and his Peloton gave him saddle sores which led to a Depends dependency. Whaaaaa? Kerri just invented Depends Thongs, and Debbie imagines having a moody dick. Obviously, moist is a cake, and wet is a p*ssy. And a tip for non-comedians: Don’t give them jokes unless they ask for it.