I'm not here to argue
156 episodes - English - Latest episode: 7 days ago -An ongoing lighthearted non-argument between partners.
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s01e52 I'm Not Here To Argue about How our Parents Met, Animal Sentience, Talking to Your Kids About Sex, and the F8 of the Furious
June 30, 2021 23:03 - 43 minutes - 39.8 MBIn this episode Gherkin and the Velvet Fist discuss talking to their kids about sex, animal sentience, how their parents met, and the movie F8 of the furious. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
s01e51 I'm Not Here To Argue about Death of the Author, Cultural Belief Systems, The Nevers, Loki, and Fast 6
June 24, 2021 18:05 - 1 hour - 58.1 MBIn this episode Gherkin and the Velvet Fist discuss Death of the Author, Cultural Belief Systems, The Nevers, Loki, and Fast 6. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
s01e50 I'm Not Here To Argue about Supporting Each Other, Prison Abolition, Loki and Fast 5
June 16, 2021 05:16 - 53 minutes - 48.5 MBIn this episode the Velvet Fist and Gherkin discuss supporting each other, prison abolition, Loki and Fast 5. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
s01e49 I'm Not Here To Argue Brain Mapping, Idiosyncrasies, and Fast and Furious 4
June 09, 2021 20:49 - 46 minutes - 42.4 MBIn this episode Gherkin and the Velvet Fist discuss different brain types, human idiosyncrasies, and spoil Fast and Furious 4.
s01e49 I'm Not Here To Argue About Brain Mapping, Idiosyncrasies, and Fast and Furious 4
June 09, 2021 20:49 - 46 minutes - 42.4 MBIn this episode Gherkin and the Velvet Fist discuss different brain types, human idiosyncrasies, and spoil Fast and Furious 4. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
s01e48 I'm Not Here To Argue about Family Mottos, Love Languages, and the Fast and the Furious 3 Tokyo Drift
June 02, 2021 17:05 - 31 minutes - 28.4 MBIn this episode The Velvet Fist and Gherkin discuss Family Mottos, Love Languages, and spoil The Fast and the Furious 3 Tokyo Drift. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
s01e47 I'm Not Here To Argue about Communication, Procrastination and the first two Fast and Furious Films
May 26, 2021 21:38 - 41 minutes - 38.4 MBIn this episode Gherkin and the Velvet Fist discuss communication, procrastination, and the first two Fast and Furious movies. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
s01e46 I'm Not Here To Argue about Consent, Forgivness, and the Black Lady Sketch Show
May 19, 2021 06:12 - 36 minutes - 33.5 MBIn this episode Gherkin and the Velvet fist discuss Consent, Forgiveness, and the Black Lady Sketch Show on HBO MAX. Please consider supporting our Patreon at www.patreon.com/picklewater Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
s01e45 I'm Not Here To Argue about Fitness, Returning to Work, and Household Expenses
May 12, 2021 23:22 - 42 minutes - 38.5 MBIn this episode Gherkin and the Velvet Fist discuss Fitness, Household Expenses and Returning to Work after the Pandemic. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
s01e44 I'm Not Here To Argue about Batwoman, Working Out and Body Image
May 06, 2021 05:17 - 31 minutes - 28.6 MBIn this episode Gherkin and the Velvet Fist discuss Working Out, Body Image, and the TV show Batwoman. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
s01e43 I'm Not Here To Argue about Physical Intimacy and Mortal Kombat
April 29, 2021 04:06 - 30 minutes - 27.9 MBIn this episode Gherkin and the Velvet Fist discuss Physical Intimacy in their relationship and the film Mortal Kombat. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
s01e42 I'm Not Here To Argue about Relationship Trials, Getting Along with Each Other and the movies Thunderforce and Space Sweepers
April 22, 2021 02:02 - 47 minutes - 43.8 MBIn this episode the Velvet Fist and Gherkin Picklewater discuss relationship trials, getting along with each other and the movies Thunderforce and Space Sweepers, and other tidbits. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
s01e41 I'm Not Here To Argue about Power Dynamics, Vacations, the Film Nobody and more
April 14, 2021 17:28 - 42 minutes - 39.2 MBIn this episode Gherkin and the Velvet Fist discuss the film Nobody, The Flash and Kung Fu, Power Dynamics in their relationship, and Vacations. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
s01e40 I'm Not Here To Argue about Housework, Schadenfreude, the MCU and Lil Nas X
April 07, 2021 04:27 - 48 minutes - 44.2 MBGherkin and the Velvet Fist discuss Housework, Schadenfreude, the MCU and Lil Nas X. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
s01e39 I'm Not Here to Argue about How Well We Know Each Other, the Short Film Pumzi and the MCU
March 31, 2021 05:35 - 50 minutes - 46.3 MBIn this episode Gherkin and the Velvet Fist discuss the short film Pumzi, the MCU, and do a relationship quiz. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
s01e38 I'm Not Here to Argue about Being Adults and Superhero Shows
March 25, 2021 05:50 - 55 minutes - 50.7 MBIn this episode Gherkin and the Velvet Fist discuss Being Adults and Superhero Shows. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
s01e37 I'm Not Here to Argue about meeting famous people, emotional honesty, and the films See You Yesterday and Avengers Endgame
March 18, 2021 06:07 - 45 minutes - 41.4 MBIn this Episode of I'm Not Here To Argue, Gherkin and the Velvet Fist discuss meeting famous people, emotional honesty, and the movies See You Yesterday and Avengers Endgame. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
s01e36 I'm Not Here To Argue About The Movie Dope, Song Associations, and Treasured Family Recipes
March 11, 2021 05:45 - 59 minutes - 54.4 MBIn the latest episode of I'm Not Here to Argue, Gherkin and the Velvet Fist discuss the movie Dope, do song associations and recall treasured family recipes, for a given degree of treasured and recipe. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
s01e35 I'm Not Here To Argue About Thye movies Blindspotting, Avengers Infinity War and The Valentines Couple's Challenge
March 04, 2021 07:15 - 1 hour - 56.8 MBIn this episode Gherkin and the Velvet Fist discuss the movies Blindspotting, Avengers Infinity War and do the Valentines Day Couple's Challenge.
s01e35 I'm Not Here To Argue About The movies Blindspotting, Avengers Infinity War and The Valentines Couple's Challenge
March 04, 2021 07:15 - 1 hour - 56.9 MBIn this episode Gherkin and the Velvet Fist discuss the movies Blindspotting, Avengers Infinity War and do the Valentines Day Couple's Challenge. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
s01e34 I'm Not Here To Argue About Bad Haircuts, Sorry to Bother You and the Failure of Society
February 25, 2021 05:39 - 45 minutes - 41.2 MBIn this episode Gherkin and the Velvet Fist discuss Bad Haircuts, the movie Sorry to Bother You, and the failure of human society. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
s01e33 I'm Not Here To Argue About Get Out and Thor Ragnarok
February 18, 2021 05:31 - 56 minutes - 51.5 MBIn this episode of I'm Not Here To Argue Gherkin and the Velvet Fist discuss the movies Get Out and Thor Ragnarok. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
s01e332 I'm Not Here To Argue About Get Out and Thor Ragnarok
February 18, 2021 05:31 - 56 minutes - 51.5 MBIn this episode of I'm Not Here To Argue Gherkin and the Velvet Fist discuss the movies Get Out and Thor Ragnarok.
s01e32 I'm Not Here To Argue About Us and Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 2 and Tiktok
February 11, 2021 07:05 - 1 hour - 57.8 MBIn the latest episode of I'm Not Here to Argue, Gherkin and the Velvet Fist discuss Us, Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 2 and TikTok. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
s01e31 I'm Not Here To Argue About Violence, Sexual Assault, and Madea's Family Reunion
February 04, 2021 07:02 - 55 minutes - 50.5 MBIn this episode Gherkin and the Velvet Fist discuss Violence, Sexual Assault, and Madea's Family Reunion! Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
s01e30 I'm Not Here To Argue About Tyler Perry, Bad Movies, and Why did I get married
January 28, 2021 06:34 - 1 hour - 56.5 MBIn this episode Gherkin and the Velvet Fist discuss Tyler Perry, Bad Movies and Why did I get married? Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
s01e29 I'm Not Here To Argue About Super Hero Movies
January 21, 2021 04:56 - 33 minutes - 30.3 MBIn this episode The Velvet Fist and Gherkin discuss Super Hero Movies. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
s01e28 I'm Not Here To Argue About Iron Man Three and Relations with Our In-Laws
January 14, 2021 06:59 - 28 minutes - 25.9 MBIn this episode The Velvet Fist and Gherkin Picklewater discuss Iron Man Three and Relations with their In-Laws Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
s01e27 I'm Not Here To Argue About Incremental improvements and marrying unattractive weirdos
January 07, 2021 04:13 - 31 minutes - 28.7 MBIn this episode, Gherkin and the Velvet Fist discuss incremental improvement and the benefit of marrying unattractive weirdos. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
s01e26 I'm Not Here To Argue About 2020 in review
December 31, 2020 04:04 - 29 minutes - 27.2 MBIn this episode Gherkin and the Velvet Fist discuss 2020 in review. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
s01e25 I'm Not Here To Argue About Christmas, Family, and Nate
December 24, 2020 04:35 - 32 minutes - 30.1 MBIn this episode the Velvet Fist and Gherkin Picklewater discuss Christmas, Family and the netflix special Nate. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
s01e24 I'm Not Here To Argue About communication, fire, and systemic racism
December 17, 2020 03:57 - 28 minutes - 26.3 MBGherkin and the Velvet Ramble discuss communication, fire, and systemic racism. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
s01e23 I'm Not Here To Argue About the Holidays
December 10, 2020 05:31 - 32 minutes - 29.3 MBGherkin and the Velvet Fist discuss the meaning of the holidays. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
s01e22 I'm Not Here To Argue About favorite meals and interracial marriage
December 03, 2020 05:44 - 31 minutes - 28.7 MBIn this episode Gherkin and the Velvet Fist discuss Favorite Meals and Interracial Marriage. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
s01e21 I'm Not Here To Argue About Childhood foods and TV
November 26, 2020 03:25 - 31 minutes - 29 MBIn this episode Gherkin and the Velvet Fist discuss Childhood Foods and TV. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
s01e20 I'm Not Here To Argue About Sex Dolls and Funerals
November 20, 2020 02:47 - 36 minutes - 33.4 MBGherkin and the Velvet Fist discuss sex dolls and funerals. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
s01e19 I'm Not Here To Argue About D&D, Housepets, and Death
November 12, 2020 04:14 - 28 minutes - 26.1 MBIn this episode Gherkin and Velvet do not argue about D&D, House pets and Death. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
s01e18 I'm Not Here To Argue About The Wedding, Child Rearing, and NanoWrimo
November 05, 2020 07:06 - 42 minutes - 39 MBIn this episode Gherkin and Velvet discuss the Wedding, Child Rearing, and NanoWriMo. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
s01e17 I'm Not Here To Argue About Dinner Guests, Freecycle, and Wedding Plans
October 30, 2020 06:45 - 38 minutes - 35.3 MBIn this episode Velvet and Gherkin refuse to argue about dinner guests, freecycle, and wedding plans. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
s01e16 I'm Not Here To Argue About Finances, Music, and Yard Maintenance
October 23, 2020 01:17 - 25 minutes - 23.2 MBIn this episode Velvet and Gherkin refuse to argue about finances, music, and yard maintenance. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
s01e15 Not Here to Argue about sex and intimacy, home decor, and being sick
October 15, 2020 04:35 - 27 minutes - 24.8 MBIn this episode Velvet and Gherkin discuss Sex and Intimacy, Home Decor, and Being Sick. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
s01e14 Not Here to Argue about raising children with religion, each others friends, and danger
October 09, 2020 19:02 - 28 minutes - 26.4 MBIn this episode of I'm Not Here to Argue, Velvet and Gherkin discuss Raising Children with Religion, Each Other's Friends, and Danger. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
s01e13 Not Here to Argue about Marital Roles, Gift Giving, and Waking Each Other Up
October 02, 2020 21:47 - 38 minutes - 35.1 MBIn this episode of I'm Not Here to Argue, Velvet and Gherkin discuss Gift Giving, Marital Roles, and Waking Each Other Up. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
s01e12 Not Here to Argue about Infidelity, Emotions, and Origin Stories
September 25, 2020 02:08 - 26 minutes - 24.4 MBIn this episode of I'm Not Here to Argue, Velvet and Gherkin discuss Infidelity, Emotions, and Origin Stories. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
s01e11 Not Here to Argue about Pancakes, Vegas and Death
September 18, 2020 02:05 - 24 minutes - 22.3 MBIn this episode of I'm Not Here to Argue, Velvet and Gherkin discuss Pancakes versus Waffles, Death and Vegas. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
s01e10 Not Here to Argue about Orgasms, Self Worth, and Prenuptial Agreements
September 14, 2020 02:04 - 27 minutes - 24.8 MBIn this episode of I'm Not Here to Argue, Velvet and Gherkin discuss Orgasms, Self Worth, Prenuptial Agreements and more. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
s01e09 Not Here to Argue about Interracial Marriage, Lovecraft Country, and More
August 28, 2020 17:39 - 34 minutes - 31.6 MBIn this episode of I'm Not Here to Argue, Velvet and Gherkin discuss Interracial Marriage, Lovecraft Country, and more. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
s01e08 Not Here to Argue about Phone Etiquette - Fearless Feedback - Cats - and more
August 24, 2020 00:12 - 30 minutes - 27.5 MBIn this episode of I'm Not Here to Argue, Velvet and Gherkin discuss Booping, Cats, Phone Etiquette, Fearless Feedback, and Song Associations. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
s01e07 Not Here to Argue about Your Mom, Marriage, Toothpaste and Procrastination
August 13, 2020 03:56 - 31 minutes - 28.7 MBIn this episode of I'm Not Here to Argue, Velvet and Gherkin discuss Mothers in Law, Marriage Plans, Procrastination, and how to properly squeeze a tube of Toothpaste. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
s01e06 Not Here to Argue about Mom Energy, Ch-ch-ch-changes, Coins
August 06, 2020 02:46 - 26 minutes - 24.5 MBIn this episode of I'm Not Here to Argue, Velvet and Gherkin discuss Mom Energy, Ch-ch-ch-changes, and Coins. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license