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HTM Undressed

302 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 1 year ago - ★★★★★ - 69 ratings

Unfiltered Sports Entertainment hosted by Devin Snow

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Episodes

The Good, Bad, And Lisa?!

July 22, 2020 07:00 - 37 minutes - 25.9 MB

Lisa, and old foe, makes her return to mayo threads. Red Bean Rankings on the plate after ten locations in the books. Kevin Garnett will buy ya team, if he played for it. We check in with Craig and his possum situation. Also, The Parish Weather Report and transformation of Trent. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HoldTheMayo)

Crank Yankers

July 20, 2020 16:00 - 36 minutes - 25 MB

The Lord's Day in SpreadQuarters, and these kids came to play games. On the plate, heavenly movies and plenty other Sunday scenarios. The Parish Weather Report, and what is ya Lord's Day beverage of choice? Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HoldTheMayo)

The Talent Show

July 18, 2020 09:00 - 39 minutes - 27.2 MB

Free Mouth Friday. Rap, Sing, Speak, whatever can stand out. Best talent wins mayo every single Friday night. Also, how do ya pay it forward, pal? Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HoldTheMayo)

Emergency Contact

July 17, 2020 06:00 - 31 minutes - 21.6 MB

Holders call into SpreadQuarters to lock in their nod for emergency contact. Undressed reveals a game by the name of "forever, sometimes, and see ya later" to get a little transparency going in the jar. The Paarish Weather Report remains consistent, as well as Joe Show 2.0 Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HoldTheMayo)

Ya Company Sucks

July 16, 2020 07:00 - 32 minutes - 22.4 MB

These companies that yanked ya chain for years and years now have their moment in SpreadQuarters. Calls out the wazzooo followed by some clicks. Latest mayo brings us a July 22nd battle of the dogs, between Snoop & DMX. We attempt to obtain dirt on GameStop from a former employee and faithful. The Joe Show is back after a long no show. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HoldTheMayo)

Death, Taxes, & Red Beans

July 14, 2020 09:00 - 34 minutes - 23.9 MB

The Red Bean Rankings are verbally released in this episode of Undressed. The most traditional tradition in the world. Gagliano calls in with his weather, another fella calls in and tells me about his taxes, and Craig has made three dinners in one night. Anita is pissed I'm drinking Dunking Donuts for the night. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HoldTheMayo)

Free Mouth Friday

July 11, 2020 07:00 - 50 minutes - 35 MB

The hotline is so open on Friday night in SpreadQuarters. Few things you may need though, some chords and a little bit of talent. I'll now let the holders have the floor. Support the show

Are You Hungry?

July 09, 2020 09:00 - 34 minutes - 24 MB

Ben's Burgers just dropped an incredible piece of advertisement. That led to some grub discussions on wide open Wednesday. The most incredible franchise chain dessert goes to who? Also, Craig tells us about his mushroom picking days.... Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HoldTheMayo)

The Holy Mayo

July 08, 2020 06:00 - 32 minutes - 22.3 MB

Now taking calls from basket makers. The mail has arrived, and we've been fooled. Red Bean Rankings on the plate. Also, is Pat Mahomes the greatest human being to ever flesh around Kansas City? Holders call in about their smells and soaps. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HoldTheMayo)

Parish Reps

July 06, 2020 09:00 - 34 minutes - 23.4 MB

We playing ball out in SpreadQuarters. Parish reps are calling the line, both dressed and undressed. Masvidal is available this weekend, only six days notice. Cam Newton continues to be Cam Newton. Craig chimes in with a whole lotta, including NASCAR results from the Brickyard 400. The PARISH Weather Report is alive... Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HoldTheMayo)

Friday Fail Bag's

July 04, 2020 05:00 - 31 minutes - 21.9 MB

Friday night in SpreadQuarters always brings a little observable talent. That is like the nicest way to put it. The floor is open for holders all over to call in and give us their best shot at rapping or singing. Other than that, Trainwreck chimes in from the a bar in the french quarter wasted. Gagzilla sends us some mail, and Canada won't stop calling. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HoldTheMayo)

Call Back Anytime

July 01, 2020 06:00 - 31 minutes - 21.6 MB

We looking to set records in SpreadQuarters with the absurd amount of characters calling into the greatest city in the world. Can't blame them, everybody deserves a moment. Toomie still shots, and some hero ranked his 371 favorite pornstars. Hang up after hang up in SQ. Support the show

The Gift Shop

June 29, 2020 09:00 - 29 minutes - 20.5 MB

Undressed is back after a body shaking 2 1/2 days away from SpreadQuarters. We got a solid amount of mail on the plate. Latest mayo and Cam Newton deserves respect when it comes to this Stidham situation. UFC FOTY is from the hands of a Lafayette man, Dustin Poirier. Lastly, Craig loss me $250 dollars messing around with these races... Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HoldTheMayo)

Turni On A Gurney?

June 25, 2020 07:00 - 27 minutes - 19 MB

The jar got stirred enough in Holders United on NOT Whopper Wednesday... Started with a tragic experience at the once called king. We have feuds developing already for our 2 1/2 idea to have yats step in the ring and 16oz gloves. Also, Matt Ryan tells another foolish lie for no good reason.  Support the show

Sock Hop Seminar

June 23, 2020 07:00 - 33 minutes - 23 MB

The traditional sock hop from in the parish got brought up in a blog on the mayo website. Devin also dives into red bean rankings, Jimmy Kimmel being a complete fugazi, and Craig checks in for a dega report. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HoldTheMayo)

Daddy Debacle

June 22, 2020 07:00 - 32 minutes - 22.6 MB

Father's Day in SpreadQuarters. I can't find my kids with a search warrant. Craig has aspirations on Bernie Mac and Wesley Snipes being apart of his hypothetical family. Eric tries to change the whole game, and Trent gives us an update on his plants. Megan Fox vs. Michael Bay. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HoldTheMayo)

Shooters Shoot

June 21, 2020 07:00 - 32 minutes - 22.5 MB

Grab a big ole wide bowl of popcorn. My work in SpreadQuarters as an investigator has concluded. We now know exactly who sent the flowers to Ambassador Ashlan in the Holders United group on Facebook. In fact, the culprit took it to Undressed to call in and announce the shot had been taken... We also tell the story of a 6'6 NFL Tight End who was sucker punched in South Dakota. Devin's struggles with UFC wagers continues... Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HoldTheMayo)

Breakfast Sex

June 19, 2020 06:00 - 35 minutes - 24.3 MB

Waffles or Pancakes? It's a topic that many will spill it over. Pancakes were like Hulk Hogan to me, just didn't do the trick. OH, this is episode 69. Let that sink in ya waffle indentions. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HoldTheMayo)

Mails HEAAA!

June 17, 2020 07:00 - 36 minutes - 25.1 MB

Chuck from Kansas, along with neutralgrounded nostalgic apparel, sent us some killer mail to SpreadQuarters. But, Chuck had us scratching our head with one thing he sent. AD was sent to google a year ago today, and Craig doesn't know how to spell Wendy Peffercorn. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HoldTheMayo)

Did You Get The Package?

June 15, 2020 06:00 - 28 minutes - 19.7 MB

I nearly cry when a holder brings back Madonna and Duran Duran memories, jeez. Craig is tailing Alvin Kamara and actually gets a response. Zephyrs games were not that tight. Grab ya mayo and get in here. Unfiltered Sports Entertainment live from SpreadQuarters. Support the show

This Isn't Showtime At The Apollo

June 12, 2020 06:00 - 37 minutes - 25.6 MB

Live from SpreadQuarters. We are now taking calls from all con artists. I got kids calling into the show trying to impersonate other regular human being callers. Everybody throwing their favorite bag of chips at me, Craig gives us the blatant insight on NASCAR and his very knowledgable experience on recreational juice usage. Zion made the 2K cover, and did 1000 better things than we could've expected out of AD. Chase is getting absolutely screwed in this paw patrol deal. HOLD IT. Support the...

"How Bout Dat Lisa"

June 11, 2020 06:00 - 35 minutes - 24.3 MB

HTM Undressed turned Jerry Springer. I got a situation on my hands with a fellow loyal holder, or so we have been thinking. Craig is on one, no doubt about it. Reggie Bush confirmed back at USC, which means we remember the good days. Lastly, has anyone spoken to Jerry Jones? Jeez, how did that guy hide in a hole? Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HoldTheMayo)

"Who's Ja Rule?"

June 09, 2020 06:00 - 33 minutes - 22.9 MB

Yooo, you may wanna take a nice and comfortable seat. We got the Fortune 500 trivial sweepstakes on the plate. Billy McFarland, Steven Seagal, Shia LeBeouf, and Ronnie from Jersey Shore have all approached you with some absurd investors. You get majority stake, but gotta deal with one of those cats. Craig chimes in for some boudin literature as well. Joe's stoned or something, calls in 30 minutes late. Support the show

Who The F*** Is Jason David?

June 08, 2020 04:00 - 34 minutes - 24.1 MB

Live from SpreadQuarters on The Lord's Day. Also, on Allen Iverson's birthday. The answer turns 45, Jason David leaves my guest wide open, and Conor McGregor needs to go sit at a bench in a park. Drew Barrymore or Jennifer Aniston? Adam Sandler Duo Awards. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HoldTheMayo)

Yahoo Finance Fallout

June 04, 2020 07:00 - 37 minutes - 25.5 MB

People marching on Carrollton shout absurdities at the greatest human to ever step foot on New Orleans concrete. That is my opinion, what is yours? Come on in the waters fine and I didn't lose a single follower yesterday. Drew Brees situation, Myles Brennan food plan, and Dick Vitale is here to get a Louisiana icon as well.  Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HoldTheMayo)

Sneakin' Out The Window

June 03, 2020 05:00 - 40 minutes - 27.6 MB

Come on in the waters fine. Mayo has been silent in observance for what we are demanding to be resolved. We did decide to sneak out the window for a late night in SpreadQuarters. Craig has been watching a ton of Mortal Kombat Youtube videos. Carole Baskin found a way to suck on a silent day, and Trainwreck checks in for a plate of hurricane power rankings. Good ole time from the greatest city in the world. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HoldTheMayo)

"I Chased Him Down & Whooped His Ass."

June 01, 2020 06:00 - 31 minutes - 21.4 MB

Unfiltered Sports Entertainment is here, and so is J.R. Smith. Fresh after seeing him whoop the ever living juice outta some window smasher, we debate the best version of J.R. Bristol update w/Craig, and we throw it back to the greatest mixtape tour ever made. Live from SpreadQuarters, darlin. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HoldTheMayo)

Wednesday Weirdo's

May 28, 2020 13:00 - 36 minutes - 25.4 MB

Live from the greatest city in the world. Holders blowing up phone lines to let us know the weirdest dude that comes to mind on Wednesday. Colin Cowherd makes another huge mistake in May. Baseball in New Orleans sounds really tight. Unfiltered sports entertainment operating outta SpreadQuarters. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HoldTheMayo)

Jean Lafitte?

May 27, 2020 05:00 - 29 minutes - 20.3 MB

Live from the greatest city in the world on Toomie Tuesday. Late night, unfiltered sports entertainment. Who ya choosin, Tuesday Trivia, and the great debate between James Harden and Steph Curry. Craig though Mike Tyson knocked out Jean Lafitte in 49 seconds, and that should tell you enough about this show right there. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HoldTheMayo)

We Received Ya Offer

May 22, 2020 06:00 - 34 minutes - 24.1 MB

Stripchat makes a run for the rights to the superdome. Josh Gordon wants a bag of reinstatement from the NFL. Dak Prescott gets too much air time on my podcast, and Christopher Nolan is back. No, like he's bout to release a movie during a pandemic. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HoldTheMayo)

Larry Flynt's Super Dome

May 21, 2020 06:00 - 33 minutes - 22.8 MB

We lighting the whole joint up with a whole lotta Superdome talk in SpreadQuarters. Trainwreck wrote a blog with eight options we could call the place now that Mercedes is officially an enemy vehicle brand of choice. Craig is LIVID about Kyle Busch side swiping Chase Elliot into irrelevancy. Lastly, you drinking Abita or Dixie? What is the deal with Dixie? Support the show

Grab The Stretcha w/ AJ Fletcher

May 18, 2020 05:00 - 28 minutes - 19.5 MB

After a weekend that was nothing short of knuckle sandwiches and burnt rubber, we cap it all off back at home on the flagship pod, HTM Undressed. A full blown mayo warrant out for the block knocking, undefeated, professional knuckle swinging AJ Fletcher. We chop it up in SpreadQuarters and play a minute with mayo for the HTM Undressed Guest Championship. Slap some Darlington results on the plate, the same ole phone lines ringing, with a sprinkle of ole blockbuster rentals and you got the epi...

Charlie's Angels & Nintendo 64

May 16, 2020 07:00 - 30 minutes - 21.2 MB

Yeah, you stopped at the right spot if you looking for unfiltered sports and entertainment on a wide variety of topics from a chaotic Friday night in New Orleans. Nintendo 64 on our mind, so we gotta know which game means the most to ya. Serving up the Charlie's Angels edition of kill, marry, smush. Lastly, Craig calls in to blow everybody's mind.  Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HoldTheMayo)

Diddly Poo

May 13, 2020 05:00 - 33 minutes - 23 MB

Ah, pour some up for the ole ornery Saints head coach Jim Mora. We got NFL MVP dark horses, Tony Hawk, and a little game of smush, marry, kill on the plate. Yeah, you pulled up at the right pod. Unfiltered sports entertainment from the greatest city in the world, New Orleans darlin. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HoldTheMayo)

No, Colonel Sanders, You're Wrong!

May 11, 2020 05:00 - 32 minutes - 22.6 MB

Momma's Day in SpreadQuarters and we got a full plate of unfiltered sports entertainment on the table. UFC 249 recap, The Last Dance and how Jordan had the entire NBA showing up to the Warner Brothers Jordan Dome to play pick up games while Jordan studied their film to get better in an exclusive genius Jordan move. Craig calls in to tell us about Nascar heating up this weekend. Much more from the greatest city in the world, New Orleans. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HoldTheMayo)

Was That Travis Tritt?

May 07, 2020 05:00 - 30 minutes - 20.7 MB

Wow, holders calling in with entrance songs, the NFL schedule is near, and UFC/NASCAR take the plate for the weekend. Unfiltered Sports Entertainment live from the greatest city in the world, New Orleans. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HoldTheMayo)

Flippin' Sneakers

May 04, 2020 06:00 - 32 minutes - 22.4 MB

In honor of the last two episodes of "The Last Dance' we opened up the hotline for the holders to spill their souls on that, and also give us the best sneaker to ever touch the ground. However, we always tend to make things interesting. Btw, thank you Slim Bouler. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HoldTheMayo)

The Audacity

May 04, 2020 05:00 - 37 minutes - 25.9 MB

The utter audacity of these gentleman to call my hotline and think they can stump me on a Saturday night. The game is supposed to go, I ask you questions. Instead, we have holders trying to stump me on the slick and expose my soul. We go over tons of topics on the plate including top five nascar drivers. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HoldTheMayo)

Jot That Down...

May 01, 2020 06:00 - 31 minutes - 21.5 MB

SpreadQuarters is usually a place of chaos, and uncertainty. Luckily for all of our listeners, that didn't change this go around. Non stop unfiltered sports entertainment with a variety of topics including Andy Dalton's job search, wheels and knuckles, junior galette and strawberry margaritas. Honestly, I am starting to love this place. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HoldTheMayo)

Red Beans & W's

April 27, 2020 06:00 - 38 minutes - 26.4 MB

Wake up, who dis? Its Jameis Winston here to eat a bowl of New Orleans W's outta nowhere. Safe to say the holders were blazing up the lines all night long. Unfiltered Sports Entertainment, come on in... Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HoldTheMayo)

Snow Meets Breaux

April 22, 2020 15:00 - 32 minutes - 22.6 MB

Delvin Breaux steps into SpreadQuarters to see what all the mayo is about. We play a game of "how well do you know ya former Saints teammates" and Delvin interacts with the holders. Unfiltered Sports Entertainment from the greatest city in the world. Support the show

40 Gar Stash

April 21, 2020 13:00 - 35 minutes - 24.1 MB

Come on in for this special 4/20 edition of HTM Undressed. Tons on the plate for all munch faces, including the biggest sports stoners past/present. New Orleans was in rare form... Support the show

House Party

April 19, 2020 05:00 - 39 minutes - 27.1 MB

Saturday serve em in full effect, come on in the waters fine. Live from the greatest city in the world, we got a ton on the plate. Stone Cold Saturday, Fournette on the move, and "The Last Dance" documentary leads us to talk about Kobe, Jordan, and Lebron. Same old situation when it comes to these cats hitting the phone lines. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HoldTheMayo)

Sword Swinga's

April 17, 2020 13:00 - 34 minutes - 23.6 MB

Had some phenomenal topics on the plate in SpreadQuarters last night. Best three nicknames in sports, past and present. Also, you just won a free trip to Disney World. Who would you take with you out of the following people: Mike Tyson, Mike Jackson, or Joe Exotic. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HoldTheMayo)

The Phone Doctor

April 15, 2020 05:00 - 30 minutes - 21 MB

On the speakers, from the greatest city in the world. Who is ya three players that can win the game for you at the last minute down by six? Favorite Avenger all time, and a ton of other bologna from the holders calling into the kitchen. Come on in... Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HoldTheMayo)

Y'all Smoking Rope...

April 14, 2020 04:00 - 31 minutes - 21.8 MB

Present from the greatest city in the world, operating outta SpreadQuarters. On the plate we served the question of who would be the 2021 QB in New Orleans. That exact question woke up the nuthouse to mark themselves safe on Undressed. Tons of interesting, weird, sports facts were released as well. Hold this mayo please? Support the show

Currently Trending...

April 11, 2020 05:00 - 31 minutes - 21.7 MB

Live from the greatest city in the world, New Orleans. SpreadQuarters presents a full plate of unfiltered sports entertainment. The 41st plate to be exact. Find out what is currently trending on mayo twitter, the demise of the XFL, and the holders call in on the greatest coach of all time. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HoldTheMayo)

Sonny Weaver Jr.

April 09, 2020 14:00 - 37 minutes - 26 MB

Live from SpreadQuarters, we got another full plate on the table. The draft is upon us, so we had the New Orleans Kiper's calling in. Tom & Howie chat it up, and the greatest wrestling entrances of all time. Also, this is the real episode 40 since we forgot how to count at HTM. Another phone call filled night. Don't forget to go check out our brand new HTM merchandise in the mayo shop at www.htmsports.com. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HoldTheMayo)

One Hit Wonder, Blunder...

April 08, 2020 04:00 - 31 minutes - 21.6 MB

Who is the biggest one hist wonder in sports history? We were full of dat mayo last night in SpreadQuarters as we continue to converse around the kitchen. Hotline was open, which means we had some space cadets join the show. Also, Uncle Dana is taking care of the combat fans right now. Hold this 40th episode of Undressed. Support the show

All-Decade Debacle

April 07, 2020 06:00 - 31 minutes - 22 MB

Another night working the phones at SpreadQuarters. Just another day on Earth, as Drew Brees gets snubbed again from another "super prestigious" list. Rodgers or Brees? Can we get through an intro without some space cadet calling the hotline with some baggage? Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HoldTheMayo)

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