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HTM Undressed

302 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 1 year ago - ★★★★★ - 69 ratings

Unfiltered Sports Entertainment hosted by Devin Snow

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Episodes

BoneSLAWWW!

October 28, 2020 06:00 - 31 minutes - 22 MB

Known to toss some things up on a Tuesday in SpreadQuarters. We were pleased with the results of this show. Smash or Pass continues as Lady Gaga has been presented in the jar. Happy Birthday Lonzo Ball! We toss up Ball Family or The Osbornes. Boneslaw? Kim K would like to invite you and everyone else to a packed private island party most likely. Crafted in SpreadQuarters. Spreadlines:http://eepurl.com/hbKQXn (copy link) Twitter - @HTMUndressed HTM Facebook Live - Hold The Mayo Blog...

Very Dirty Dishes

October 26, 2020 05:00 - 32 minutes - 22.2 MB

The bless you boys and Drew Brees throw them panthers in a bucket and let em sit on their hands in defeat. Brees haters everywhere and haters in general praying on mayo's demise. It's the Lord's Day so that means the confessions are hot in the kitchen. Lionel had a few... Jack & Jill Blog (copy and paste) https://htmsports.com/wishy-washy-romance-jack-jill-go-up-a-fucked-up-hill/ HTM Social Media Spreadlines:http://eepurl.com/hbKQXn    Twitter - @HTMUndressed HTM Facebook Live - Hold The ...

F.M.F. XVI: Yes Lawd

October 24, 2020 05:00 - 35 minutes - 24.7 MB

Cartoon characters flood the jar for the most iconic night of the week, Free Mouth Friday. Tons of legacy always on the line. Gentleman who haven't ever won before, ones who came so damn close, and the fellas who they say lost a step. The best ratings, vibes, space cadets, roughed voice rapping, bad connecting , tub singing show you could ever imagine. Crafted in SpreadQuarters. Spreadlines: http://eepurl.com/hbKQXn (copy and paste in. browser, sign up) Twitter - @HTMUndressed HTM Facebo...

Mid-Week Mingle

October 21, 2020 06:00 - 29 minutes - 20.2 MB

Tossing it up on a Tuesday in SpreadQuarters. Lotta energy on these fellas last night and another edition of smash or pass was laid on the plate. 3,000 fans will be allowed to feel a Superdome again on Sunday in New Orleans. I've seen more people at a Walmart in the east. *Subscribe to Spreadlines for all mayo community content, blogs, and merch discounts. Just click or copy and paste the link. http://eepurl.com/hbKQXn Twitter - @HTMUndressed HTM Facebook Live - Hold The Mayo Blogs, Merc...

Smash Potatoes

October 19, 2020 07:00 - 27 minutes - 19.2 MB

The weekend has concluded and it gave HTM time to embark on a new Sunday segment. Smash or Pass Volume One started last night and it was stellar. Who the hell is this guy Ernie? Twitter - @HTMUndressed HTM Facebook Live - Hold The Mayo Blogs, Merch - www.htmsports.com Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HoldTheMayo)

F.M.F. XV: New World Holder

October 17, 2020 06:00 - 37 minutes - 25.7 MB

With many of our past contestants either tapping out or taking a break, the door has been left wide open for new age performers to step in and cement their spot in FMF history. More importantly, it's time for the vets to lay it all on the table. Best performer wins mayo, and if ya can name three car radio songs ya win mayo. Only three winners ever in name that tune. FREE MOUTH FRIDAY Twitter - @HTMUndressed HTM Facebook Live - Hold The Mayo Blogs, Merch - www.htmsports.com Support the show

The Discount Jar

October 15, 2020 13:00 - 34 minutes - 23.7 MB

Felt like everyone was just showing up for a cigar and a sweet tea last night. Wide Open Wednesday live from SpreadQuarters. Worst jersey you ever bought? Lunchable prices and scratch off'ers in ya way. Where do these people see themselves in 2025? Twitter - @HTMUndressed HTM Facebook Live - Hold The Mayo Blogs, Merch - www.htmsports.com Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HoldTheMayo)

F.M.F. XIV: Joe's Biggest Show

October 10, 2020 06:00 - 29 minutes - 20.1 MB

In an extraordinary turn of events after never getting a single song correct...Joe Show busted through the jar with a drunk as piss with potentially his greatest performance on HTM Undressed to date. It doesn't end there though...Joe Show was seen actively paving the way for other holders to shine on the most iconic night of the week. Power outage? No problem. We overcome in SpreadQuarters. Twitter - @HTMUndressed HTM Facebook Live - Hold The Mayo Blogs, Merch - www.htmsports.com Suppor...

Grab Ya Own Water Bottles

October 08, 2020 08:00 - 32 minutes - 22.5 MB

Holders coming over to SpreadQuarters asking for a bottle of water like it's a spare paper towel. It's hurricane season and ya gotta keep that in mind. But, it's also approaching Halloween and who scares the hell outta you may not scare the hell outta me. WIDE OPEN WEDNESDAY in the jar and the conversation is endless and most times outta hand. Twitter: @HTMUndressed Apple: @HTMUndressed Spotify: @HTMUndressed Amazon Music: @HTMUndressed HTM Blogs & Merch www.htmsports.com Support the show ...

You Gotta Confession?

October 05, 2020 04:00 - 30 minutes - 20.9 MB

The Lord's Day brought New Orleans another victory with Drew Brees at the forefront of the charge. Holders had the opportunity to call into SpreadQuarters later that night and voice their confessions from the weekend and give a few takes. Also, a gentleman named Matthew Moscona put out a hot take on Red Beans & Rice headed into the greatest tradition in the entire world's day. Twitter - @HTMUndressed HTM Facebook Live - Hold The Mayo Blogs, Merch - www.htmsports.com Support the show (http...

F.M.F. XIII: Who Da Hell Is Kasey Perry?

October 03, 2020 06:00 - 43 minutes - 30.1 MB

Talent lining up like they sitting out in a tent at Best Buy waiting on an iPhone release. Everybody trying to stay relevant on a Friday night in SpreadQuarters. Twitter - @HTMUndressed HTM Facebook Live - Hold The Mayo Blogs, Merch - www.htmsports.com Got smacked by a sedan? Call Tommy Badeaux 504-323-4777 #BetterCallBadeaux Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HoldTheMayo)

Tight Pod Name, Bro...

October 01, 2020 13:00 - 32 minutes - 22.1 MB

National Podcast Night in SpreadQuarters. Also, Wide Open Wednesday in SpreadQuarters. The holders talk about whatever, but under the one don't blow it rule. Pod recommendations, and dream podcast names. Twitter - @HTMUndressed HTM Facebook Live - Hold The Mayo Blogs, Merch - www.htmsports.com Support the show

Show Ya Face

September 30, 2020 06:00 - 34 minutes - 23.5 MB

Never thought that one innocent question of the night would lead to so much emoji advocacy. An entire show built off of how you display your emotion amongst others, via keyboard. Also, latest mayo since our departure included Lionel winning Free Mouth Friday. Lionel calls in to accept his title...attempts to call in. Twitter - @HTMUndressed HTM Facebook Live - Hold The Mayo Blogs, Merch - www.htmsports.com Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HoldTheMayo)

Showtime in SpreadQuarters

September 28, 2020 14:00 - 46 minutes - 31.7 MB

Free Mouth Friday XII in SpreadQuarters. After one extravagant weekend of football and losing, I found little time to publish the audio from the most iconic night of each week. Same rules apply. Best talent wins mayo, and if ya can name three car radio songs in a row, ya win mayo. Easier said than done. Twitter - @HTMUndressed HTM Facebook Live - Hold The Mayo Blogs, Merch - www.htmsports.com Got smacked by a sedan? Call Tommy Badeaux 504-323-4777 #BetterCallBadeaux Support the show ...

Imbecile Extravaganza

September 24, 2020 16:00 - 30 minutes - 21.2 MB

Wide Open Wednesday usually brings out the most interesting characters. The night that holders can call in and say whatever they want, but there is one rule. Don't blow it. They always do, and ya gotta respect the consistency. It's like fast food service in New Orleans, you know what ya gonna get. Remember The Titans 20 year anniversary on the plate... Now taking calls from Rocket Scientist. Twitter - @HTMUndressed HTM Facebook Live - Hold The Mayo Blogs, Merch - www.htmsports.com Hot...

Brown Bag Deal

September 23, 2020 07:00 - 32 minutes - 22.4 MB

Breaking news on Toss Up Tuesday as Burger King has released a $2 (now confirmed as a $3 meal in Louisiana) that would get even the most casual BK hater up out their seat. Also, SpreadQuarters is now tossing up Tom's. Which Tom is better than the other Tom? Mia Khalifa is now on Only Fans, but she may be smarter than ya little peanut mind would ever think. All going up on a toooz. Twitter - @HTMUndressed (BK reaction after) HTM Facebook Live - Hold The Mayo (Full Stream for 121 and BK reac...

You Like That?

September 21, 2020 05:00 - 32 minutes - 22.7 MB

Take a walk down winning wager road with mayo. The Lord's Day gave us everything we could ever ask for when it came to the winning spreads, but that doesn't mean it was all strawberries and cream over the weekend. Kirk Cousins? See ya later. Dirty Birds? See ya later. New York Football Jets? Spare me. Oh, and take some time to make the correlation of significance between the saints game tomorrow and the most traditional day in the world. Tradition at it's best. Twitter - @HTMUndressed HTM ...

Free Mouth Friday XI

September 19, 2020 18:00 - 39 minutes - 27.2 MB

With Ben taking a week off, and The Reaper potentially in prison, we had a complete open jar opportunity for anyone who wanted to grab it by the voice box. More importantly, Name That Tune continues its rise as the most soul crunching game in weekend history. Free Mouth Friday in SpreadQuarters. Twitter - @HTMUndressed HTM Facebook Live - Hold The Mayo Blogs, Merch - www.htmsports.com Got smacked by a sedan? Call Tommy Badeaux 504-323-4777 #BetterCallBadeaux Support the show (http...

Bigger, Better, Returns.

September 17, 2020 06:00 - 38 minutes - 26.2 MB

Why does the Big10 make one think of all the potential better "BIG" comebacks than that waste of a competitive conference? Real simple, Tom Hanks in "Big 2" would be so much more appropriate than eight irrelevant weeks of Big10 football. Another Day, Another Dog on Weenie Wednesday. Who was the biggest weenie in the pot? PS5 gives you two huge options on buying their upcoming console. Live from SpreadQuarters. Twitter - @HTMUndressed HTM Facebook Live - Hold The Mayo Blogs, Merch - www.ht...

Rapper or Athlete

September 16, 2020 05:00 - 34 minutes - 23.7 MB

Russell Wilson and Future take the spotlight on Toss Up Tuesday. Is it the rapper or the athlete that wins in a full blown fist fight. Also, real life "sports reporter" Joe Show tells us about mainstream injuries and how they happen. On Tuesday's the holders choose. Twitter - @HTMUndressed HTM Facebook Live - Hold The Mayo Blogs, Merch - www.htmsports.com Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HoldTheMayo)

Free Mouth Friday X: Drunk Talent

September 12, 2020 08:00 - 42 minutes - 29.3 MB

When the night has come...it came like a case of beer to the face with no sympathy. The 10th Free Mouth Friday on HTM Undressed operating outta SpreadQuarters. Best talent wins mayo along with name that tune. Now would be a good time to tell a story about a man from the northshore... Twitter - @HTMUndressed HTM Facebook Live - Hold The Mayo Blogs, Merch - www.htmsports.com Hot in ya house? Call Chris Corcoran at Expert Air & Heating. 504-756-4276 Got smacked by a sedan? Call To...

Dump n' Grind?

September 09, 2020 05:00 - 33 minutes - 23.3 MB

Allegedly we got some tremendously entertaining allegations on the plate. This is 2020, and SpreadQuarters wasn't going to not bring up the Odell Beckham & Slim Danger rumors. It also led the jar to think back on the strangest, and most bizarre moments we recall. Mosquitos have infested SpreadQuarters and Cactus Jack can get you some extra love at McDonalds. Looking for Travis Scott's mailing address. We've gotten word he holds mayo. Twitter - @HTMUndressed HTM Facebook Live - Hold The May...

Mexican Pizza Slander

September 07, 2020 06:00 - 36 minutes - 24.9 MB

SpreadQuarters promised an open, transparent conversation on this Mexican Pizza debacle at Taco Bell. What better day than The Lord's Day? There is none. Grub that slaps past 2:00, and confessions are flying around with an attitude. Call after call, hold it. Just seven days away from the start of who dat nation, we look back on all the eventful topics that were discussed since the last Saints game. Twitter - @HTMUndressed HTM Facebook Live - Hold The Mayo Blogs, Merch - www.htmsports.com ...

F.M.F IX: Forgot About Tunes

September 05, 2020 15:00 - 40 minutes - 28 MB

In an incredible episode of HTM Undressed on Free Mouth Friday, we learn one thing over all things. People just don't remember good music. If it happened before 2010, they don't remember. F.M.F means we giving out mayo to the best performer and whoever on earth that can name three tunes correct in a row. There has been one soul to ever accomplish that feat in SpreadQuarters. The Reaper looks to defend his F.M.F title w/ bars... Twitter - @HTMUndressed HTM Facebook Live - Hold The Mayo Blo...

The Booby Hatch

September 03, 2020 16:00 - 33 minutes - 23.2 MB

SpreadQuarters turns into a complete loony bin on Wednesdays. This firm consequences of allowing the holders to say whatever they want. W.O.W is the night the holders choose. Craziest man on the planet was the hot rock as we celebrated David Blaine floating 24,000 plus feet through an Arizona desert before skydiving to ground. Happy Birthday Ted Logan, Jack Tavern, Neo, John Constantine, and John Wick.  Twitter - @HTMUndressed HTM Facebook Live - Hold The Mayo Blogs, Merch - www.htmsport...

Just The Two Of Us

September 02, 2020 13:00 - 36 minutes - 25 MB

We got mail...It's TWOOO's Day in SpreadQuarters. Red Bean Rankings are released, and we make the holders choose. Greatest duo in the world? The day formerly known as Toomie Tuesday, now known as..... Twitter - @HTMUndressed HTM Facebook Live - Hold The Mayo Blogs, Merch - www.htmsports.com Got smacked by a sedan? Call Tommy Badeaux 504-323-4777 #BetterCallBadeaux Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HoldTheMayo)

Suspension In SpreadQuarters

August 31, 2020 07:00 - 35 minutes - 24.2 MB

The Lord's Day in SpreadQuarters. All things are protected. Holders call in with their pressured confessions. The MTV VMA's somehow make the stage, and a suspension is revealed that wasn't expected... Nah, it was..  Twitter - @HTMUndressed HTM Facebook Live - Hold The Mayo Blogs, Merch - www.htmsports.com Hot in ya house? Call Chris Corcoran at Expert Air & Heating. 504-756-4276   Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HoldTheMayo)

F.M.F VIII

August 29, 2020 15:00 - 46 minutes - 31.7 MB

The eighth Free Mouth Friday in the existence of HTM Undressed. Easily the most illustrious night of the week. Never before has the jar seen a back to back champ, but Seth from the Westbank looks to do just that. The Reaper is back after a DQ last week, and Name That Tune keeps crushing souls.  Twitter - @HTMUndressed HTM Facebook Live - Hold The Mayo Blogs, Merch - www.htmsports.com Hot in ya house? Call Chris Corcoran at Expert Air & Heating. 504-756-4276 Got smacked by a sedan...

Mayo & Hooch

August 27, 2020 06:00 - 34 minutes - 23.8 MB

National Dog Day took storm while we wait on one large storm to hit our beloved gulf coast. Holders call in with their dog of choice. The Cajun Navy checks in to let our community know that they are active and available. Names like Air Bud, Snoop Dogg, and Clifford were all mentioned in this podcast. Also, an update on Craig's evacuation. Twitter - @HTMUndressed HTM Facebook Live - Hold The Mayo Blogs, Merch - www.htmsports.com Hot in ya house? Call Chris Corcoran at Expert Air & Hea...

Mandatory Evacuation

August 26, 2020 14:00 - 37 minutes - 25.8 MB

Craig is packing up his Lake Charles life and heading to better parts as a Category 4 hurricane makes its way to shore. Red Bean Rankings are emphasized, and as always, on Tuesday's we make the holders choose. Twitter - @HTMUndressed HTM Facebook Live - Hold The Mayo Blogs, Merch - www.htmsports.com Hot in ya house? Call Chris Corcoran at Expert Air & Heating. 504-756-4276 Got smacked by a sedan? Call Tommy Badeaux 504-323-4777 #BetterCallBadeaux Support the show (https://www...

Essential Items

August 24, 2020 07:00 - 36 minutes - 25.4 MB

It ain't easy being the greatest city in the world. As we dodge another of a thousand hurricanes to come in the future, SpreadQuarters remains operating in full capacity. At this point, it's time to get an essential lock on essential items in New Orleans. Also, mail has arrived in SpreadQuarters in the form of a huge box bursting with tradition. Twitter - @HTMUndressed HTM Facebook Live - Hold The Mayo Blogs, Merch - www.htmsports.com Hot in ya house? Call Chris Corcoran at Expert Air &...

Friday Night DQ

August 22, 2020 15:00 - 39 minutes - 27 MB

The defending FMF champion, The Reaper, shows us a side we've never seen before...which opens up the jar for another holder to grab the weekend gold. Name that tune is back to throw them all a wrench, and Ben steps in and leaves em where they lie.  Twitter: @HTMUndressed  Facebook: Hold The Mayo  Merch: www.htmsports.com/shop  Blogs: www.htmsports.com Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HoldTheMayo)

Don't Call It A Comeback

August 20, 2020 14:00 - 33 minutes - 23.1 MB

Wide Open Wednesday. The holders have the inviting opportunity to say whatever is on their mind. One rule, don't blow it. Live from SpreadQuarters, Greatest City In The World.    Twitter: @HTMUndressed  Facebook Live Show: Hold The Mayo  Blogs, Merch  www.htmsports.com    Hot in ya house? Call Chris Corcoran at Expert Air & Heating.  504-756-4276    Got smacked by a sedan?   Call Tommy Badeaux 504-323-4777  #BetterCallBadeaux Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HoldTheMayo)

Can Ya Hear Me Now?

August 19, 2020 05:00 - 36 minutes - 25 MB

Tuesday will make ya choose, and wonder what SpreadQuarters even means? That's if ya the ole lady of one of our consistent mayo holders. Would Ya Wanna?! Would ya wanna work for Ellen Degeneres, or start a brand new gym with Richard Simmons? The latest mayo and the most extra scenarios for the jar. Call me Fernando Tatis Junior, cause I have zero sympathy for ya rules or regulations. Twitter: @HTMUndressed Facebook: Hold The Mayo Instagram: HTMSports Merch: www.htmsports.com/shop Blogs: www...

Gentry Confession Jar

August 17, 2020 07:00 - 33 minutes - 23.4 MB

What a time to be alive and confess that one thing you felt so deeply about when it comes to the old ball coach, Alvin Gentry. The confession room has opened up for all chest relieving statements. Free Mouth Friday results on the plate, as well as the latest mayo from this past weekend in SpreadQuarters. Craig runs through his Texas vacation. The Joe Show needs an adderall. Call Tommy Badeaux if you get ran into by another sedan, 504-323-4777. Twitter: @HTMUndressed Facebook: Hold The Mayo...

Friday Bars 101

August 15, 2020 17:00 - 42 minutes - 29.2 MB

The very first episode after the most significant episode in this podcasts history. It's the Monday Night Raw after WrestleMania. Also, it happens to be the most absurdly eventful night of the pod schedule too, FREE MOUTH FRIDAY. The talent is overloading the jar at this point, and this is turning into a full blown 106 & Park on Friday Night. Twitter: @HTMUndressed Facebook: Hold The Mayo www.htmsports.com Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HoldTheMayo)

Undressed Undeniable Awards

August 14, 2020 19:00 - 56 minutes - 38.8 MB

Now taking calls from anyone who wants to comment on the brands direction, what will happen, and why the mayo won't prevail. All those fella's can call SpreadQuarters and take this triple digit L on the night we hand out awards to the greatest community in the world, THE HOLDERS. Several awards handed out, and several clicks of death. Thank you to New Orleans and the people who have shown up. Twitter: @HTMUndressed Facebook: Hold The Mayo www.htmsports.com for all merch, blogs, and podcast...

Triple Stack Eve

August 13, 2020 15:00 - 35 minutes - 24.5 MB

With history on its way, we open up the jar one more night as a double digit podcast. HTM Undressed Undeniable Nominees announced in SpreadQuarters. Whiny holders call in and ask why they weren't a nominee or blog mention. (cough, trainwreck) Craig stands by his infamous top five QB list, and Joe Show stays steady in his evolution. Plenty of shout outs and thank you's. Don't get use to it. Twitter: @HTMUndressed Facebook: Hold The Mayo www.htmsports.com Support the show (https://www.patreon...

Full Blown Space Cadets

August 12, 2020 07:00 - 39 minutes - 27 MB

Would ya wanna? Tuesday always makes ya choose. HTM Undressed 100 is only two episodes away, and the potential nominees are leaving it ALL in the jar. The holder of 100 talks start to ensue, and Joe Show maintains a streak that may not ever falter. Craig decided to drink 28 cold ones before he called in... Just another average time in SQ.  Twitter: @HTMUndressed Facebook: Hold The Mayo www.htmsports.com for all HTM Undressed blogs and more unfiltered literature. Support the show (https://ww...

Sharks & Stoners

August 10, 2020 10:00 - 39 minutes - 27.1 MB

Shark week, outta nowhere is now biting everyone right in the betty boo. The time is now, brush up on some water cooler shark talk and be ready for the next idiot who says they know Bruce. Well did ya know street sharks? Did ya not watch Sharknado because of a rotten tomatoes score? Well, you gotta sleep with that not us. Stoners and actual interested shark bros came out the gulf to chime in on Sharks & Stoners. Facebook - Hold The Mayo Twitter - @HTMUndressed ww.htmsports.com Support the s...

Pinheads & Poets

August 08, 2020 13:00 - 37 minutes - 25.6 MB

Free Mouth Friday is easily the most iconic night of the week. The talent is, ehh, getting better in SpreadQuarters. Best talent wins mayo every single Friday night. Lionel finally gets through on the phone, and Brady looks to back up a whole lotta talk.  Don't forget to call Tommy Badeaux if ya get hit by some speed demon in a sedan.  Twitter: @HTMUndressed www.htmsports.com Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HoldTheMayo)

Would Ya Wanna?

August 06, 2020 07:00 - 35 minutes - 24.4 MB

Enter the jar on Wide Open Wednesday and get absolutely brain slapped with these this or that's from hell. Joe Show call streak at eight as momentum picks up for the young big headed hammond resident. Da Parish Weather Report, Chuck's emotional take on coming back from a hangover, and two ladies call in thinking this is AGT. Weenie Wednesday goes to Kendrick Perkins of course. Call Tommy Badeaux if you get sideswiped on the road by some clown. Twitter - @HTMSports Facebook - @HoldTheMayo In...

Case Closed

August 05, 2020 06:00 - 29 minutes - 20.5 MB

A several long month case has been officially close in SpreadQuarters. Treats galore, or lack thereof as the jar opens up conversation on nostalgic snacks that are no longer. The Westbank is repping purple and green ketchup? Moon pie alert. STB calls in about two UFC suspensions on the plate with marijuana. Joe Show, Da Parish Weather Report, Craig, and Chuck. Support the show

Confession Jar

August 03, 2020 06:00 - 28 minutes - 19.8 MB

Loss 12 bets in a row this weekend, sports are oh so back. Now taking calls from all Alvin Gentry representatives. Daa Paaarish Weather Report sounds like a hot one. Lisa is back, which means an investigation is open. Spiritual moments, including Craig telling us why he broke his 74 episode call in streak. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HoldTheMayo)

Sins & Tragedies

August 01, 2020 15:00 - 37 minutes - 25.8 MB

Free Mouth Friday, the most incredible night of the week. Holders call in and deliver their best bars, chords, and poetry. Winner gets free mayo. Name that tune is back for the second week in a row. Can anyone guess three songs right? Not asking a ton here... Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HoldTheMayo)

The Streak Ends

July 30, 2020 14:00 - 28 minutes - 19.6 MB

Wide Open Wednesday in SpreadQuarters. Da Parish Weather Report returns after a let down the previous night during treacherous conditions. However, one of the most consistent callers may have blew it. Now taking calls from Packers fans. Also, would you rather a signed AD Lakers jersey or Ron Artest sending you a signed fifth of gin? Support the show

Parish Rep Invitational

July 29, 2020 07:00 - 35 minutes - 24.3 MB

SpreadQuarters encourages every single confident soul in the community to call in and tell me why they should be the next rep for the holders united group. It's Toomie Tuesday! Tombs up, panties down. Now taking calls from collections department. Ebay, SQ does not have ya $22, thank you. Support the show

Hotline Prevent Defense

July 27, 2020 07:00 - 34 minutes - 24 MB

Dodging bland bros and weirdos on the Lord's Day. Spill ya soul on Sundays, same rules always apply. Just don't blow it. Situations where ya had to thank the man above after. Bring em, leave em, send em added to the arsenal of Sunday servings. The Parish Weather Report and Craig both check into SpreadQuarters. Support the show

Step Right Up

July 25, 2020 14:00 - 40 minutes - 27.5 MB

Free Mouth Friday in SpreadQuarters. Rappers, singers, and speakers all get a chance to become prominent in HTM Undressed history. Every parish is involved, or should be. Best talent wins mayo. The Parish Weather Report, and Craig checks in from Baton Rouge. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HoldTheMayo)

Roller Toasters

July 24, 2020 06:00 - 30 minutes - 20.8 MB

Thursday night's theme was none other than theme parks themselves. Gave a bunch of cartoons and stoners an opportunity lay out the inventions. The jar opens up the biggest MLB dbaggz of a lifetime. Westbank Callers, Parish Weather Reports, and a strange ending with Chuck from Kansas. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HoldTheMayo)

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