House Sadness
155 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 3 years ago - ★★★★★ - 39 ratingsLooking for a reason to feel good about yourself? We invite you to House Sadness to enjoy childish bits, social experiments, a touch of self-deprecation, and embarrassing tales from guests in a sad attempt by these two to feel slightly better about themselves…if only for a short time.
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TOOL AND THE GANG
December 19, 2018 08:01 - 1 hour - 71.3 MBOld man Clemens hates shit. Jello and welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The tossers get things started with some “WFM’s” then there’s no call from Clemin this week so its back to some future comedy gold in “Joke of the Gay” then we hear “30 seconds of a free credit report dot your […]
D-HIVE
December 12, 2018 08:01 - 1 hour - 85 MBThey want you to take the rolls. Cum one cum Jamal to another episode of House Sadness. The dingle-berries get things started with some “WFM’s” then Clemin must be up to no good because he didn’t give the dingle-berries a ring this week so they bring back everyone’s favorite segment in “Joke of the Gay” […]
HOT FUDGE MY SON IS GAY
December 05, 2018 08:01 - 1 hour - 95.8 MBYou mean that wimpy deer? Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The battle chodes get things started with some “WFM’s” then the battle chodes welcome back Clemin for a nice little chat in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we hear “30 seconds of you’re not gonna believe it but it’s another butt munching […]
HOOKER WRAPPING PAPER
November 28, 2018 08:01 - 1 hour - 74.8 MBThe toros sure are number one. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The carpetbaggers get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then the carpetbaggers take a break from chatting with Clemin to bring back the old “Joke of the Gay” then we hear “30 seconds of yet another Free Credit Report dot your mom […]
TURKEY SQUIRT
November 21, 2018 08:01 - 1 hour - 83.5 MBI hate Mr. Bean. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The ginger-snaps get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then they check in on that rascal Clemin in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we hear “30 seconds of a Butterball Thanksgiving Commercial from da 80’s” then the ginger-snaps introduce what might be the greatest […]
BLESSEDICLES
November 14, 2018 08:01 - 1 hour - 81.7 MBI’ve got nipples, Greg. Would you listen to my podcast? Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The dick-weeds get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then it’s time to see what kind of mess Clemin’s gotten himself into this week in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we hear “60 seconds of a Country Corn […]
THERE’S NO BROWN-EYE IN TEAM
November 07, 2018 08:01 - 1 hour - 66.5 MBIt’s the most wonderful time in my rear because it’s time for another episode of House Sadness. The scallywags get things started with some “WFM’s” then the scallywags get an extra special call from everyone’s favorite convict in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” the we hear “120 seconds of a Punk album commercial” then this […]
DENIM TURLET
October 31, 2018 07:01 - 1 hour - 81.6 MBCuz this is sadness. House Sadness the podcast. Close enough. Welcome to the sploogey and spooky Halloween episode of House Sadness. The hobgoblins start things off with some spooky “WFM’s,” then we hear “30 seconds of a Franken Berry cereal commercial,” then the hobgoblins listen in on ssssssssome ssssssssuper ssssssspooky ssssssstories from Cecil and that […]
DANSON IN THE MOONLIGHT
October 26, 2018 07:01 - 2 hours - 143 MB“Well if I had the money, I’d tell you what I’d do, I’d go online, listen to an episode or two, crazy bout house sadness, yea I’m crazy bout house sadness.” This is a Jacob Alan “Jackson” Kubon filled epichode, slightly shorter than the last, but longer than moist. Another epichode where we are missing […]
GUN MEAT
October 24, 2018 07:03 - 2 hours - 149 MBHOLY SQUAWK-A-MOLE!!! THAT’S A LONG DONG DILVER OF AN EPI-CHODE!!! When the Casey’s away, the two dipshits will gay. This epi-chode we have a special guest co-host, the one and only FRUMMUNDAHCHEESE-TAKER…TONY THE CRUNCH CAMPOS. The two are all fucking over the place but for the moist part discuss some of the “Fastest Food on Two Chicken-Legs.” After […]
TIRED POKER
October 10, 2018 07:01 - 1 hour - 108 MBWas that the boogeyman? Nope, just another episode of House Sadness (sorry) the fart faces get things started per usual with some “WFM’s,” then it’s time to check in with that dumb dick Clemin in “The Kooky Case of Clemin,” then we hear “30 seconds of a Tiger Deluxe Talk Boy commercial,” then the fart […]
MR. VANILLA BEAN
October 03, 2018 07:01 - 1 hour - 86.8 MBNo, Colonel Sanders, you’re wrong. Step right up to another episode of House Sadness. The reach arounds get things started with some lovely “WFM’s,” then it’s time to check in on our favorite convict in “The Kooky Case of Clemin,” then we hear “60 seconds of a Mr. Microphone commercial,” then the reach arounds share […]
TWO IN THE CLINK ONE IN THE STINK
September 26, 2018 07:01 - 1 hour - 94.5 MBHold me like the River Jordan because it’s time for another episode of House Sadness. The belly-itchers get things started with some “WFM’s,” then it’s time to check in on the “Kooky Case of Clemin,” then we hear “30 seconds of a talking hotdog drive-in movie commercial,” then it’s time to hear about some future […]
RED RED KNIFE
September 19, 2018 07:01 - 2 hours - 112 MBTony ‘Cookie Crunch’ Campos, the guest so nice we had to have him on fice (?) Four times total, it’s a made up number but it rhymes. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The boys welcome back Tony ‘Cookie Crunch” Campos and he gets things started with “That’s Crazy, Campos” in which he tells […]
CREASE MEATS
September 12, 2018 07:01 - 2 hours - 114 MBI have nipples, Greg. Would you listen to my podcast? Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The dick tuggers welcome back special guest Tony “Cookie Crunch” Campos. They get things started with some “WFM’s,” then just in time for the start of football season, Mr. Campos gives us his “Cookie Crunch Locks of the […]
IT’S FERDA
September 05, 2018 07:01 - 1 hour - 94.2 MBWelcome to another episode of the podcast with the sweetest set of tiddies in the game: House Sadness. The fun bags get things started like they always do with some “WFM’s,” then the nice set of hooters check in on the man with a plan in “The Kooky Case of Clemin,” then we hear “30 […]
PHALLICAI
August 29, 2018 07:01 - 1 hour - 89.4 MBGarden State would’ve been a much better movie if when Natalie Portman put the headphones on Zach Braff, an episode of House Sadness played. Way to use my notes, Zach. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The scrubs get things started with some “WFM’s,” then it’s time to check in on everyone’s favorite convict […]
AYE CAROOMBA
August 22, 2018 07:01 - 1 hour - 99.9 MBIf it’s not Doc Deeners, you’re not listening to House Sadness. Welcome to another episode. The Doc Deeners get started with, you’re not gonna believe it, but with some “WFM’s,” then it’s time for some wee-knee slappers in “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “30 seconds of a Homer (OJ) Simpson Butterfinger BB commercial,” […]
PANNIE CAKES
August 15, 2018 07:01 - 1 hour - 79.6 MBClean up on aisle your mom. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness, folks. The renobs get things started with some “WFM’s,” and then they transition flawlessly into everyone’s favorite segment “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear a quick “19 seconds of a McDonalds Hotdog commercial, I’d eat some of that dumbass clown’s hotdogs,” […]
FULL STEAM AHEAD
August 08, 2018 07:01 - 1 hour - 89.2 MBOoooooh, baby, do you know what that’s worth? Oooooh, heaven is another episode of House Sadness. The Belinda Carlisle’s get things farted with some “WFM’s,” then the Belinda’s play a message from a fan of most of the show “Clemin from Sweetville, LA,” then we hear “60 seconds of a Honey Butt Cheerio’s commercial from […]
MILK LINE
August 01, 2018 07:01 - 1 hour - 75 MBDid somebody call for Rooferman? Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The smart guys get things started like they always do: with some “WFM’s,” then it’s time for some new funnies in “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “40 seconds of 1 Star Reviews created by Bryan Smith,” then it’s time to check […]
TRAIL OF BREADCUMS
July 25, 2018 07:01 - 1 hour - 83.4 MBOh, a-hotdog. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The fart-knockers get things started per usual with some “WFM’s,” then it’s time for some new bits in “Joke the Gay,” then we hear “30 seconds of a Bush’s Baked Beans commercial (RIP to that bean loving dog),” then the fart-knockers bite the bullet and make […]
MISSING MY CHILDREN
July 18, 2018 07:01 - 1 hour - 75 MBWelcome to another eipsode of everyone’s 69th favorite podcast: House Sadness. The freaks on a leash get things started with some “WFM’s,” then it’s time for some new jokes in “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “30 seconds of a Lunchables commercial,” then the freaks on a leash will tell you as long as […]
REDCUM
July 11, 2018 07:01 - 1 hour - 79.9 MBWendy. Darling. Light of my life. I’m not gonna hurt you. I’m just going to bash your brains in. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The anal beads get things started as always with some “WFM’s,” then it’s time for some new bits and shit in “Joke of the Gay,” then against all odds […]
GO-GURTER
July 04, 2018 07:01 - 1 hour - 68.7 MBSpice up your life. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The butt plugs get things started with some “WFM’s,” then someone call Letterman because it’s time for “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “30 seconds of Clint Eastwood telling us not to smoke crack, but what does he know,” then it’s time for […]
THE RIGHT EYE CONNECTS TO THE BROWN EYE
June 27, 2018 07:01 - 1 hour - 87.1 MBHave a seat. Tell me what you don’t like about yourself. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The hot chocolates get things started with some “WFM’s,” then it’s time for Jon Lovitz’s favorite segment in “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “30 seconds of Socker Boppers,” then it’s for the movies Hollyweird’s too […]
WHAT’S UP, DOC!?
June 20, 2018 07:01 - 1 hour - 83.7 MBThe best Nip/Tuck character by far was the dickless guy who fucked his sister. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The snow bunnies get things started with some “WFM’s,” then its time for everyone’s favorite segment in “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “60 seconds of a Zoobooks commercial,” then the snow bunnies […]
JUSTIN LONG
June 13, 2018 07:01 - 1 hour - 76.4 MBThere was a character on Nip/Tuck who killed people and then stuffed them with the stuffing used in stuffed animals. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The anal warts get things sharted with some WFM’s” then they sling some new jokes in “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “120 seconds of the Ultimate […]
I LOVE GOOSEY
June 06, 2018 07:01 - 1 hour - 96.3 MBBradley Cooper once played a character on Nip/Tuck who broke his neck trying to suck his own dick. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness, folks. The funky butt-lovers get things started with some “WFM’s,” then it’s time to answer the question: is this funny? in “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “60 seconds […]
MTV HPV DJ VJ BJ
May 30, 2018 07:01 - 1 hour - 105 MBWe did it, guys. My 10 year high school reunion has been cancelled. Job well done, everyone. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The MTV VJ’s get things started with some “WFM’s,” then they try out some new shit in “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “15 seconds of a WWF Action Figure […]
SPUNKIN AND SPELUNKIN
May 23, 2018 07:01 - 1 hour - 86 MBHere I am. On the chode again. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The boyz to men get things started with some “WFM’s” then is this thing on? Who’s drinking tonight and other things said during stand up sets, it’s “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “60 seconds of a Rice A Roni […]
FEAR-LESS
May 16, 2018 07:01 - 1 hour - 76.8 MBSnake Eyes is a heck of movie. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The boys get things started as always with some “WFM’s,” then it’s time for the segment that deserves more effort in “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “30 seconds of a Kahn’s Franks hot dog? commercial. It’s probably a hot […]
JUST SAY OPEN INSTEAD
May 09, 2018 07:01 - 1 hour - 89.9 MBOnly five people have bought tickets to my high school reunion so you’re all invited because I’m not going. Anyways, welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The dildos get things started with some “WFM’s,” then they see if the shit sticks in “Joke of the Gay,” then its time for “30 seconds of another […]
GREAT DOCK, GET AT ME!!!
May 02, 2018 07:01 - 1 hour - 82.6 MBAnyone else get a notification from Bumble this week that Kris Jenner is looking for a new assistant? What a time to be dead inside. Yup, it’s another episode of House Sadness. The chodes get things started with some “WFM’s,” then it’s time for some yuck yucks in “Joke of the Gay,” then it’s “30 […]
POONSHINE
April 25, 2018 07:01 - 46 minutes - 46.8 MBIs there another episode of House Sadness? (Guitar riff from Collective Soul) Yeah. The boys get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then its time for some half-assed ideas in “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear we “30 seconds of the greatest band to ever live: The Free Credit Report Dot Com chodes,” then […]
LIMPBISCUIT
April 18, 2018 07:01 - 2 hours - 131 MBLet’s all go to the lobby and listen to these two chodes ramble. Welcome to another episodes of House Sadness. The boys get things started with some “WFM’s” then it’s time for “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “30 seconds of a Double Mint Gum commercial,” then the boys sling some ideas that Hollyweird […]
AUNT FLO
April 11, 2018 07:01 - 1 hour - 76.4 MBWhere have all the cowboys gone? Who gives a dang, it’s another episode of House Sadness. The boys get things started with some “WFM’s,” then it’s time for everyones’ favorite segment in “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “30 seconds of a Girls Gone Wild ad,” then it’s the return of show favorite, audience […]
FAPPY GIRTHDAY
April 04, 2018 07:01 - 1 hour - 97.6 MBIt’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to because that is the House Sadness way. It’s the one year birthday/anniversary/whatever you wanna call it episode of House Sadness. The boys get things started off with a Birthday rap from Adam “You Got Any Hot Sauce?” Degi. Then the boys get into it with […]
UP, UP, AND I’M GAY
April 01, 2018 12:10 - 34 seconds - 4.95 MBWe’ve been on the run Driving in the sun Looking out for number 1 California here we come Right back where we started from Hustlers grab your guns Your shadow weighs a ton Driving down the 101 California here we come Right back where we started from California! Here we come! On the stereo Listen […]
HOT YOGA
April 01, 2018 12:09 - 3 minutes - 7.18 MBThat’s hot. VISIT: MOISTJUNK.COM for House Sadness merchandise. USE CODE: FARTCAST for 15% OFF your ENTIRE ORDER.
HIGH, MY NAME IS
April 01, 2018 12:08 - 8 minutes - 10.6 MBNow a red solo cup is the best receptacle For barbecues tailgates fairs and festivals And you sir do not have a pair of testicles If you prefer drinking from glass A red solos cup is cheap and disposable And in fourteen years they are decomposable And unlike my home they are not fore-closable Freddie […]
SHAKA
April 01, 2018 12:07 - 1 minute - 5.85 MBAncient buffalo carved paths through the wilderness that led American pioneers and explorers to new frontiers. One such trail led to the banks of the Kentucky River where Buffalo Trace Distillery has been making bourbon whiskey the same way for more than 200 years. In tribute to the mighty buffalo and the rugged, independent spirit […]
COKE DONG
April 01, 2018 12:06 - 48 seconds - 5.17 MBComedian Marc Maron is tackling the most complex philosophical question of our day – WTF? He’ll get to the bottom of it with help from comedian friends, celebrity guests and the voices in his own head. VISIT: MOISTJUNK.COM for House Sadness merchandise. USE CODE: FARTCAST for 15% OFF your ENTIRE ORDER.
TRICKLING THE IVORIES
April 01, 2018 12:05 - 2 minutes - 6.91 MBWARNING: WONDER SHOWZEN CONTAINS OFFENSIVE, DESPICABLE CONTENT THAT IS TOO CONTROVERSIAL AND TOO AWESOME FOR ACTUAL CHILDREN. THE STARK, UGLY, PROFOUND TRUTHS WONDER SHOWZEN EXPOSES MAY BE SOUL-CRUSHING TO THE WEAK OF SPIRIT. IF YOU ALLOW A CHILD TO WATCH THIS SHOW, YOU ARE A BAD PARENT OR GUARDIAN. VISIT: MOISTJUNK.COM for House Sadness merchandise. USE CODE: FARTCAST for […]
BASS BURGERS
April 01, 2018 12:04 - 2 minutes - 6.75 MBComing out of my cage And I’ve been doing just fine Gotta gotta be down Because I want it all It started out with a kiss How did it end up like this It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss Now I’m falling asleep And she’s calling a cab While he’s having […]
COO COO
April 01, 2018 12:03 - 2 minutes - 6.75 MBJapanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into her side, Chief. We was comin’ back from the island of Tinian to Leyte. We’d just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes. Didn’t see the first shark for about a half-hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how […]
BOOBTUBE MILKY MILK
April 01, 2018 12:02 - 2 minutes - 6.75 MB“Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo” makes a living cleaning fish tanks and occasionally prostituting himself. How much he charges I’m not sure, but the price is worth it if it keeps him off the streets and out of another movie. “Deuce Bigalow” is aggressively bad, as if it wants to cause suffering to the audience. The […]
BOYWENT CREAM IS PEOPLE
April 01, 2018 12:02 - 27 seconds - 4.84 MBWater Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water VISIT: MOISTJUNK.COM for House Sadness merchandise. USE CODE: FARTCAST for 15% OFF your ENTIRE ORDER.
KISS MY GRITS
April 01, 2018 12:01 - 3 minutes - 7.48 MBLet’s go girls, come on I’m going out tonight, I’m feelin’ alright Gonna let it all hang out Want to make some noise, really raise my voice Yeah, I want to scream and shout No inhibitions, make no conditions Get a little outta line I ain’t gonna act politically correct I only want to have […]
UPPS
March 28, 2018 07:01 - 1 hour - 70.3 MBI’ll tell you what brown can’t do for you and that’s bring your dad back. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The boys get things started with some “WFM’s” featuring a hot new drop from the fat-dicked legend himself: Adam Degi. Then it’s time for some new jokes in “Joke of the Gay,” then […]