House Sadness
155 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 3 years ago - ★★★★★ - 39 ratingsLooking for a reason to feel good about yourself? We invite you to House Sadness to enjoy childish bits, social experiments, a touch of self-deprecation, and embarrassing tales from guests in a sad attempt by these two to feel slightly better about themselves…if only for a short time.
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STOP DROP AND CUM
December 04, 2019 08:01 - 1 hour - 91.3 MBThat was my favorite shirt. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The sad mama jamas get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then there’s no call from Clemin this week so it’s just some rambling until we hear “30 seconds of an American Dairy Farmer’s Glorious Cheese Campaign” then get out your notepads and […]
WE ARE JIZZ FARMERS
November 27, 2019 08:01 - 1 hour - 95.9 MBZombies, exploding heads, creepy-crawlies and a date for the formal. This is classic, Spanky. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The sally’s get things started with the usual pleasantries and “WFM’s” then Clemin is finally back with another call in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then hear “30 seconds of a Chili’s commercial” then […]
PUDDLE OF CRUDD
November 20, 2019 08:01 - 1 hour - 80 MBDo you guys smell that? I must be smell-ucinating. Welcome to another humdinger of an episode of House Sadness. The air buddies get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then there’s more rambling and no call from that fella Clemin so we hear “30 seconds of a Dominos Avoid da Noid commercial” then it’s time […]
MARK MYBUTTISFULL
November 13, 2019 08:01 - 1 hour - 73.7 MBI like pigs’ feet. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The basement dwellers get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then there’s lots of rambling but no call from Clemin so it’s straight to “100 seconds of The Cats trailer” then you outta know the basement dwellers are busting out their best Alanis and […]
JAPANTIES
November 06, 2019 08:01 - 1 hour - 93.2 MBThat old woman scares the piss out of me. Welcome to fart deux of the Halloweenie episode of House Sadness. The knob gobblins get things started with some more “WFM’s” then everyone’s favorite convict decides to check in so it’s another installment in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we hear “30 seconds of Elivra’s […]
DRY BLUMPKIN
October 30, 2019 07:01 - 1 hour - 88.4 MBYou Brits like to sweet-talk and you Brits like to romance, and all I wanna do is suck. Welcome to fart one of the super spooky Halloweenie edition of House Sadness. The ghouls get things started with some more “WFM’s” then there’s no call from Clemin this week so we hear “60 seconds of the […]
DON’T YOU GO DRYING ON ME
October 23, 2019 07:01 - 1 hour - 80.1 MBYou and your hair, it’s so pathetic. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The butt-licks get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then there’s no call from Clemin so you’re stuck with some rambling, then we hear “30 seconds of a Taco Bell commercial” then Yelp, I need somebody. Yelp, not just anybody, I […]
FOUR INCH LOKO
October 17, 2019 07:01 - 1 hour - 75.7 MBThere are Super Bowl commercials that last longer than you, Malcolm. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The white chicks get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then there’s a lot of rambling and no call from Clemin so we hear “30 seconds of a Kraft macaroni and cheese commercial” then tis the season and […]
SAD LUBE
October 09, 2019 07:01 - 1 hour - 87.7 MBI could beat Conklin and my meat at the same time. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The doo doo heads get things started with the usual round of “WFM’s” then there’s a lot of rambling and no call from Clemin so we hear “60 seconds of a Casper the Friendly Ghost Safety PSA […]
JOHNNY RED ROCKETS
October 02, 2019 07:01 - 1 hour - 78.8 MBLook, Daddy, I’m a farmer. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The funky boys get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then buckle up because Clemin’s back and he’s got some stories to share, the we hear “30 second’s a teaser for the newest season of Dog the Bounty Hunter,” then the funky boys […]
WIMPY PORTIONS
September 25, 2019 07:01 - 1 hour - 77.1 MBBoy, you are two kinds of crazy. Welcome to another episode of Sadness. The corn-holers get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then all’s quiet on the Clemin front, no new call from him 🙁 but there’s some rambling and other fun stuff, then we hear “60 seconds of a Campbell’s Soup commercial” then fire […]
QUEEF WALKING
September 18, 2019 07:01 - 1 hour - 70.8 MBI can’t talk too long, I gotta poo. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The pickle farmers get things started like they always do with some “WFM’s” then there’s no call from that rascal Clemin so you’re stuck with some rambling, then we hear “80 seconds of McGruff the crime dog kidnapping kids and […]
SPUNKYTOWN
September 11, 2019 07:03 - 1 hour - 71.3 MBEat ’em! Eat ’em! Crunch! Crunch! Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The cool guys get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then there’s no call from Clemin so what’s really the point of being alive but whatever, we still hear “30 seconds of Seth Green’s ass eating some Froot Loops” then light a […]
HANDSOME MANWICH
September 04, 2019 07:01 - 1 hour - 78.4 MBMeat tosser. Welcome to another episode of House. The uncle crackers get things started with some more “WFM’s” then there’s no call from Clemin this week, sad face, and there’s a lot of chatting up top so we hear “30 seconds of and American Dairy Farmers’ Campaign and their Cheese, Glorious Cheese commercial” then I hope […]
THE PROSTITUTION RESTS
August 28, 2019 07:01 - 1 hour - 101 MBWaitress, more butter. Welcome, welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The blouses get things started the way they always do with some “WFM’s” then stick a plunger his ass like they do on Oz because it’s another call from Clemin in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we hear “30 seconds of Dominoes the […]
KNIT CANNON
August 21, 2019 07:01 - 1 hour - 85.1 MBStupid bee. You’re just a fly with a stinger on your ass. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The jesus lovers get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then there’s no call from Clemin so the jesus lovers try out a new bit where they talk about all the wacky screenshots they have in […]
CUMS
August 14, 2019 07:01 - 1 hour - 94.4 MBI’m a wild pig. Hola and welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The fat guys get things started with some “WFM’s” then it’s time to lube up your taints because this week there’s an update from Clemin in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we hear “60 seconds of the song of the summer: […]
THOMAS THE PAIN ENGINE
August 07, 2019 07:01 - 1 hour - 71.3 MBIt’s alright, it’s okay, there’s something to live for. Jesus told me so. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The corn stars get things started with some WFM’s” then there’s no call from everyone’s favorite felon Clemin this week and no time for “Joke of the Gay” so we hear “60 seconds of a […]
BYOP
July 31, 2019 07:01 - 1 hour - 82 MBI don’t eat wieners. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The Battle Toads get things started with some “WFM’s” then the phones a-ringing and the Battle Toads are a-singing fappy fappy joy joy because it’s another call from Clemin in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we hear “30 seconds of a Nickelodeon Gak […]
CHIMP-HAM-ZEE
July 24, 2019 07:01 - 1 hour - 90.6 MBThen who was eating the turkey ass? Welcome to another spectacular episode of House Sadness. The Norbit’s get things started like they always do with some “WFM’s” then it’s a quick and I do mean quick “Joke of the Gay” then we hear “60 of a Casper the friendly ghost chode cereal commercial” then everyone’s […]
THE FARTY BOYS AND THE CLASSIC CASE OF FOOT STUCK IN ASSES
July 17, 2019 07:01 - 1 hour - 82 MBI’m the one who called him insane. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The mud butts get things started by adding some more names to the long list of “WFM’s” then there’s no Clemin this week and there’s a lot of rambling so the mud butts skip “Joke of the Gay” and we hear […]
HOLLYWOOD ASS OF FAME
July 10, 2019 07:01 - 1 hour - 78.5 MBSome people are born great, others become great, and the rest watch cat movies. Guess which one you are. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The grumpy cats get things started with the never-ending list of “WFM’s” then there’s no call from Clemin and no time for “Joke of the Gay” so it’s right […]
DAVE AND BUSTER! YOU CAN’T DO THAT ON THE BALCONY, BUDDY?
July 03, 2019 07:01 - 1 hour - 91.7 MBI do love a good joke and this is the best ever: a joke on the children. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The butt-chuggers get things started with a fresh batch of “WFM’s” then there’s a lot of rambling up top and no call from Clemin, so the butt-chuggers skip “Joke of the […]
BIC-HEAD
June 26, 2019 07:01 - 1 hour - 96.3 MBNo, I will not make out with you. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The young bloods get things started with a fresh batch of piping hot “WFM’s” then guess who’s back, back again, Clemin’s back, tell some men. that’s right it’s another call from Clemin in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we […]
MAGIC BULLET THEORY
June 19, 2019 07:01 - 1 hour - 79.1 MBIt’s not you, it’s the chimichangas. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The sloots get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then there’s a lot of chatting up front and no call from Clemin so the sloots skip “Joke of the Gay” so instead we hear “30 seconds of a Chilly Willy commercial” then […]
OH MY COD
June 12, 2019 07:01 - 1 hour - 84.2 MBOld Uncle Impy is just a little bit cranky. No fun being locked up, especially in a bowling trophy. Welcome to another of House Sadness. The managers at the jerk store get things started with the another batch of “WFM’s” then it’s been a while, but oh thank heaven, it’s a call from Clemin in […]
MONSTER DEBIT CARD
June 05, 2019 07:01 - 1 hour - 92.5 MBGabrewski, if you die I’m gonna shoot myself and come after you. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The wang chungs get things farted with the usual “WFM’s” then another week goes by without the wang chungs hearing from Clemin, but fret not, he’ll be back soon, so in the meantime you’re stuck with […]
ASSPER
May 29, 2019 07:01 - 1 hour - 83.8 MBIt’s not my mind, goddamn it. It’s Mary Lou Maloney. Welcome to another prom-tastic episode of House Sadness. The ding-dongs get things started like they always do with some “WFM’s” then our apologies, folks, but there’s no Clemin this week, but breast assured he’ll be back next week to fill us in on his tales, […]
MY HEINY CAN
May 22, 2019 07:01 - 1 hour - 77.7 MBThis is the best friggin’ veggie burger I’ve had in a goddamn son of a bitch long time. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The Sheetar followers get things started with a fresh bushel of “WFM’s” then my business card says you’re in luck, I do two things, I rap and take calls from […]
BUM NUTS ON YER FACE
May 15, 2019 07:30 - 1 hour - 72.9 MBGentlemen, easy now. Don’t hurt the rabbit. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The sick boys get things sharted with the usual “WFM’s” then there’s so much rambling up front the sick boys don’t have time to check in with Clemin this week, so they just go straight to “30 seconds of UK Kellog’s Bran […]
YA DUMB C*NT
May 08, 2019 07:01 - 1 hour - 90.7 MBQuit playing with your dingy. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness the podcast. The butt scratchers get things started with usual f*ck you, Melissa and “WFM’s” then buckle up, buttercup, because it’s time to check in with Clemin in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we hear “120 seconds of the trailer for the […]
OH MY GOD
May 01, 2019 07:01 - 1 hour - 94 MBAnd we’re back with fart two of stories about the stuff the chuds did while one of them was out of town. The chuds dive right in and swap tales of New York, signing tits and homeless folks laughing at broken bicycles, then we hear “60 seconds of a KFC Lunchtime is coming commercial” then […]
MELISSA SUXXX
April 24, 2019 07:01 - 51 minutes - 46.7 MBHow do you like your tea? Cream? Sugar? Or do you want me to pee in it? Welcome to another episode of House Sadness, everyone, except Melissa. The Sick Dick Rick’s get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then hold onto your butts, folks, it’s another call from Clemin in “The Kooky Case of Clemin'” […]
TUGBURN
April 17, 2019 07:01 - 1 hour - 80.9 MBWelcome to primetime, bitch. And also welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The ding-dongs get things started like they always do with some “WFM’s” then I hope you’re sitting down because it’s time to check in with Clemin in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we hear “60 seconds of a Levis commercial from […]
JEAN-CLAUDE VAN VAN
April 10, 2019 07:01 - 1 hour - 90.2 MBPSA for that ass: There are a few audio issues in the episode but don’t worry, Jacob will get it sorted out while Casey doesn’t do a damn thing. Anyway, welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The dildo breaths get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then there’s no call from Clemin this week […]
DICK BUTTF***ER
April 03, 2019 07:01 - 1 hour - 71.5 MBSometimes you wanna go where everybody’s Kevin James. Welcome, welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The mambo number 5’s get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then ring ring ring, you better pick up that dang phone or you’re gonna miss out on a call from Clemin in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then […]
THE WOOD, THE NADS, AND THE CHUGGLY
March 27, 2019 07:01 - 1 hour - 72.1 MBMan, everybody got AIDS and sh*t. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The showgirls get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then there’s no call from the darling Clemin so it’s back to the old “Joke of the Gay” then we hear “30 seconds of a Free Credit Report Dot Org commercial” then the […]
VAGINNER TRIANGLE
March 20, 2019 07:01 - 1 hour - 74.3 MBDamn right it’s my fishing trip. And if you bother me about anything, Bill, I’ll kick your ass across the state line, okay? Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The corndogs get things started with some “WFM’s” then it’s time to check in and see what kind of pickle Clemin’s gotten himself into this […]
WHERE’S ANALDO?
March 13, 2019 07:01 - 1 hour - 87 MBYou were right, Billy. I am a butthead. Welcome to another rootin’ tootin’ episode House Sadness. The juggalos get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then there’s no call this week from Clemin so it’s back to the old yuck yucks in “Joke of the Gay” then we hear “97 seconds of god will make […]
(BYE BYE MY) MCAPPLE PIE
March 06, 2019 08:01 - 1 hour - 80.2 MBDon’t you see that killing me is not going to bring back your apples? Gather round, folks. It’s time for another episode of House Sadness. First, the lollygaggers add some names to the never ending list of “WFM’s” then the lollygaggers get a call from the fella who’s number one on your speed dial and […]
SNAKEINATOR
February 27, 2019 08:01 - 1 hour - 89.2 MBThis has been like my dream ever since I got my first Easy-Bake oven and opened ‘Easy Monica’s Bakery.’ Welcome to another episode of House Sadness, take your shoes off, please. The hotdog flavored waters get things started with the usual “WFM” antics, then you won’t get a lemon when you get a call from […]
ANAMATOMICALLY
February 20, 2019 08:01 - 1 hour - 56.5 MBWelcome to dead storage. We’re gonna die. Whale cum to another episode of Blouse Dadless. The double dippers get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then there’s no call from Clemin this week so instead you’re stuck with “Joke of the Gay” and you’re gonna like it, then we hear “46 seconds of Sam Jackson […]
NUTSACKRILEGIOUS
February 13, 2019 08:01 - 1 hour - 90.4 MBLove is in the air and house sadness is all up in dat derriere. Welcome to a special Valentine’s Day edition of House Sadness. The stupid cupid’s get things started with some chocolates and “WFM’s” then he’s got lovin’ on his mind and we’ve got Clemin on the line to update us in “The Kooky […]
RED WEDDING CRASHERS
February 06, 2019 08:01 - 1 hour - 76.6 MBYou taste like a burger. I don’t like you anymore. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The knuckle draggers get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then there’s no call from Clemin this week so it’s back to the old reliable “Joke of the Gay” then we hear “48 seconds of Computer Man commercial” […]
PIGSKIN CONDOMS
January 30, 2019 08:01 - 1 hour - 95.3 MBOh no. Not in Big Momma’s house. Welcome to another refrigerator worthy episode of House Sadness. The dick swabs get things started with the usual never ending list of “WFM’s” then there’s no call from Clemin or “Joke of the Gay” because the dick swabs have stories galore so first we hear “60 seconds of […]
SHIP IN A BUTTHOLE
January 23, 2019 08:01 - 1 hour - 81.2 MBJack, I want you to draw me like one of your French girls. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The bottom feeders get things started with the usual shenanigans and some “WFM’s” then after a week off we hear from Clemin and what he’s been up in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we […]
JAVELIN ARTIST
January 16, 2019 08:01 - 1 hour - 103 MBHe got hit by a truck. Welcome to another episode of house sadness. It’s fart 2 of the bogvumpers “Catching Up With What They Did Over Break and Other Sad Stuff.” The bogvumpers jump in with some “WFM’s” then they transition flawlessly and tell some new jokes that deserve standing ovations in “Joke of the […]
GOT YER NOSE
January 09, 2019 08:01 - 1 hour - 86.8 MBYour mother has to wake up every morning and be Julie Cooper. That’s punishment enough. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The stinkers get things started per usual with some “WFM’s” then there’s no call from Clemin this week so the stinkers take you to the chuckle hut in “Joke of the Gay” then […]
BROWNEYE DROPS
January 02, 2019 08:01 - 1 hour - 76.4 MBEverybody go home, there’s a psycho killer here. I cut off my hand, and now it’s gonna kill you all. Welcome to the first episode of 2019. The Clifford the big red dog’s get things started with some “WFM’s” then the Clifford the big red dog’s get a phone call from their favorite convict Clemin in […]
ICE CREAMATED
December 26, 2018 08:01 - 1 hour - 83.6 MB31 bucks. Merry fucking Christmas. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The butt plugs get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then it’s time to check in with that rascal Clemin in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we hear “30 seconds of a N64 Christmas commercial” then the butt plugs sing some special […]