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HOT DRANKS

196 episodes - English - Latest episode: 18 days ago - ★★★★★ - 126 ratings

Join Latter Day Twaint & Jack Coffee as they discuss Mormonism, Utah, republicans, single-parenting, sex, depression, and other stuff. You’ll laugh. You’ll cry. You’ll want to tell all your non-Mormon friends.

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Episodes

Season 2 Episode 44: Top 5 Answers the Other Person Would Give to a Top 5

September 01, 2020 05:04 - 1 hour - 59 MB

It’s a little cerebral. You’ll get it when you listen.

Season 2 episode 43: Skydaddy

August 24, 2020 12:00 - 1 hour - 80.9 MB

Sky daddy, hot husband of heavenly MILF, is here to talk about non monagamy.

Season 2 Episode 41: Of Holes, Bimbos, and Excrement

August 11, 2020 04:39 - 51 minutes - 46.9 MB

Sis Twaint and Bro Coffee read each other’s Tarot.

Season 2 Episode 40: A Mystery Top Five!! Just like you (no one’s) been asking for!!

August 03, 2020 12:00 - 1 hour - 56.4 MB

What are “seasons” anyway? Why was the first season 25 and this one is at least 40 episodes and who knows when it will end?

Season 2 Episode 39: non-Monogamy Series pt 4, Heavenly MILF

July 27, 2020 12:00 - 1 hour - 91.7 MB

Heavenly MILF is here to tell us about her journey through Mormonism, to polyamory, and being Gay AF.

Season 2 Episode 38: Top 5 Things We Would Hope to Hear in our Matriarichal Blessing

July 20, 2020 12:00 - 1 hour - 56.4 MB

Remember how Mormons have the Patriarch Lay Hands on Your Head and tell your fortune? Well we want to discuss what our Matriarchal blessings would reveal.

Season 2 Episode 38: Top 5 Things We Would Hope to Hear in out Matriarichal Blessing

July 20, 2020 12:00 - 1 hour - 59 MB

Remember how Mormons have the Patriarch Lay Hands on Your Head and tell your fortune? Well we want to discuss what our Matriarchal blessings would reveal. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Season 2 Episode 37: Latoya

July 07, 2020 04:21 - 1 hour - 65.7 MB

Latoya shares her experience as a Black woman in the Mormon church and the work she’s doing now for Black Lives Matter.

BREVE: The New and Everlasting Patreon

July 01, 2020 04:36 - 24 minutes - 22.1 MB

Let’s talk about how you can support us. With money.

Season 2 Episode 36: Non-Monogamy pt 3 - Peter Priestcraft

June 29, 2020 12:00 - 1 hour - 84.5 MB

Husband to Sasha Fierce tells his side of their non-Monogamy Journey

S2E35 Non-Monogamy Series pt. 2- Sasha Fierce

June 19, 2020 05:08 - 1 hour - 66.9 MB

Sasha Fierce shares her journey into non monogamy and meeting other gentle listeners in the wild.

Season 2, Episode 34: Top 5 Tattoos We’ll Get if We Survive 2020

June 17, 2020 05:22 - 1 hour - 65.6 MB

This year is a omnishambles. And if we survive we’re getting tattoos to commemorate. And we list them. In a top 5

S2E33 Series on Non-Monogamy Part 1- Adam and Eve & Wading Into the Wonderful World of Non-Monogamy

June 02, 2020 07:16 - 2 hours - 126 MB

This is our first episode in our series talking about non-monogamy, polyamory, opening up marriages... however non-traditional committed relationships might look! Meet Adam & Eve- A formally Mormon couple who is also formally monogamous! They call what they are doing right now “ethical non-monogamy“. They tell of their journey away from the church and their foray into doing other people.

Season 2 Episode 32: Top Five Things Grief Taught Us Because Our Dads Are Dead, Yo!

May 18, 2020 05:04 - 1 hour - 79.1 MB

Sister Twaint lost her dad recently. Bro Coffee lost his a few years ago. Here’s some thoughts on grief, yo.

Season 2 Episode 31: Tisha Coming In Clutch

May 07, 2020 04:54 - 1 hour - 58.8 MB

With special guest star Tisha!!

Season 2 Episode 30: Q&A Part 2

April 24, 2020 06:15 - 1 hour - 55.5 MB

Twaint and Coffee are back to answer more of your q’s and give their a’s.

Season 2 Episode 29: Q&A

April 14, 2020 19:57 - 1 hour - 81.2 MB

Hey. We’re tired and stressed. We couldn’t think of a topic so we made you ask us questions. Thanks for that, by the way

Sunday AM Session of the Conference of Breathing Into the Mic

April 05, 2020 16:00 - 57 minutes - 52.4 MB

Brother T is here to talk about self pleasure in isolation. Come learn to love your body.

Saturday PM Session of the Conference of Breathing Into the Mic: TWAINT AND CINDY & Existentialism

April 04, 2020 20:12 - 49 minutes - 45.1 MB

… I mean kind of. We talk about law of attraction, crazy Cur-Mo’s, and Cindy’s marriage.

Saturday AM Session of the Conference of Breathing Into the Mic: Tisha TV Picks

April 04, 2020 16:00 - 1 hour - 73.4 MB

We wanted you to have some counter programming during the semi annual general conference of the Church of Jesus Christ of Christ of Jesus Saints. So fan favorite Tisha is here to tell you what TV shows you should be watching on every streaming service

A Corona Bonus: Meet Sister Vulva

April 01, 2020 01:57 - 1 hour - 56.3 MB

Just Twaint and Sister V bringing you some bonus content in Corona Time.

Season 2 Episode 28: Five Things We’re Going To Do When This Pandemic Is Over

March 31, 2020 05:54 - 1 hour - 69.7 MB

Someday this pandemic (allegedly) will end. And we’ve got some activities planned.

Season 2 Episode 27: love in the time of Corona

March 23, 2020 05:22 - 1 hour - 69.9 MB

Hey guys? Are you alive? How’s quarantine going? Good? Ok good.

Season 2 Episode 26: Top 5 Ways I Hope I Contract Coronavirus

March 17, 2020 05:17 - 1 hour - 64.8 MB

Covid 19? More like....I don’t know I’ve had a lot of whiskey because it’s social isolation time

Season 2 Episode 25: Top Five Signs That We’ve Strayed Too Far From Jesus Light

March 09, 2020 17:44 - 1 hour - 69.5 MB

You know how as a human race we are totally screwed? Well we’re here to lay it all out for you.

Season 2 Episode 24: Jack

February 25, 2020 03:39 - 1 hour - 59.3 MB

Jack is a smart, articulate young man. Jack is gen z. Jack is trans. Jack came out of Sister Twaint’s body.

DOPPIO BREVE: Trans Later Later Trans

February 22, 2020 06:15 - 1 hour - 68.3 MB

Y’all. The church done come out with some bullshit. We brought on Rachel to help us understand it a little bit more and we drink a lot of vodka.

Season 2 Episode 23: Top 5 Things That Are Offensively Straight

February 17, 2020 13:00 - 1 hour - 66.3 MB

I’m fine with you being straight, I just don’t want to hear about it. These are the things that offend us MOST about straight people.

Season 2 Episode 22: The Mormon Church Stole My Orgasm

February 10, 2020 13:00 - 1 hour - 70 MB

Join us as we chat with the Virgin Carrie as she tells us how the Mormon Church Stole her orgasm and how she stole it back

Season 2 Episode 21: Top 5 Holidays With the Which We Would Replace the Day of St Valentines

February 03, 2020 23:15 - 1 hour - 70.4 MB

Valentine’s Day can suck my hairy ball sack. So here are some holidays we propose with the which we would replace the it.

Season 2, Episode 20: Sister Virtue

January 27, 2020 13:00 - 1 hour - 75.2 MB

Sister Virtue talks about being queer, growing up with Mormon royalty, and figuring shit out.

Season 2 Episode 19: Put Your Shoulder To The Wheel

January 21, 2020 05:28 - 1 hour - 56.2 MB

Listen. This episode is like a fireside. You show up, we talk, the cookies are stale, you get it?

Season 2 Episode 18

January 13, 2020 04:44 - 1 hour - 82.1 MB

The One Who Got Away part 2: Sis Twaint tells the end of the story of the one who got away --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Season 2 Episode 18: Sharing Time- The One Who Got Away Pt 2

January 13, 2020 04:44 - 1 hour - 79.8 MB

The One Who Got Away part 2: Sis Twaint tells the end of the story of the one who got away

Breve: Brother Coffee done get his cards read

January 08, 2020 13:00 - 19 minutes - 18.2 MB

It’s a new year and Brother Coffee needs a good tarot reading to clean his life up. Join us, won’t you?

Season 2, Episode 17: The One Who Got Away

January 06, 2020 13:00 - 1 hour - 57.9 MB

A gentle listener asked about “the one who got away!” Coffee has no such thing because he hates himself and has never allowed himself to love but Twaint has a tale for you. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Season 2, Episode 17: Sharing Time- The One Who Got Away, Pt 1

January 06, 2020 13:00 - 1 hour - 55.9 MB

A gentle listener asked about “the one who got away!” Coffee has no such thing because he hates himself and has never allowed himself to love but Twaint has a tale for you.

Season 2: Episode 16. It’s the end of of the decade!!

December 30, 2019 13:00 - 1 hour - 71.1 MB

Top 5 biggest changes in the last decade!!

Season 2: Episode 15: Top Five Folx Who Should Have Been at the Nativity

December 24, 2019 06:58 - 1 hour - 61.2 MB

You know dasher and dancer and the Angels and the wisemen. Well who else should have been at the nativity??

A BREVE! One Hundred BILLLLLLLION dollars

December 18, 2019 06:39 - 53 minutes - 48.6 MB

Hey folx! Did you know Mormon, Inc. took your tithing and invested it I to a big money pile of $100 billion dollars??? Cool. Cool. Cool.

Season 2 Episode 14: SHARING TIME Lesson 3- Twaint’s dad, his Alzheimer’s, and some crazy.

December 16, 2019 13:00 - 1 hour - 66.4 MB

Sister Twaint tells us more about her Dad and Alzheimer’s and the Mary Jane.

TRAILER!!

December 15, 2019 02:46 - 2 minutes - 1.32 MB

Want to know what this crazy podcast is about. Well, hold onto your earholes. We’ll tell you.

Season 2 Episode 13: Top Five Times We Were Brave

December 09, 2019 13:00 - 1 hour - 70 MB

Sis Twaint and Bro Coffee share the top five times that they swallowed their fear and did brave things (and sometimes it blew up in their face.)

Breve: Equal Rights for All!!

December 07, 2019 07:51 - 44 minutes - 40.5 MB

Out lord and saviour C Jane is her to tell us all about the ERA and how the Curmos (Current Mormons) hate Ladies.

Season 2 Episode 12: A MYSTERY top five

December 02, 2019 07:24 - 1 hour - 67 MB

Twaint and Coffee don’t know the topics each other chose. Let’s see if you can guess.

Season 2 Episode 11: Sharing Time Lesson 2: The Worst Episode We’ve Ever Recorded

November 27, 2019 13:31 - 1 hour - 72.1 MB

Brother Coffee tries to delve into his tortured psyche but it comes off as awkward and uncomfortable (Brother Coffee writes these descriptions.)

Season 2 Episode 10: Phillip Seymour Hoffman (not the actor; it’s our favorite sex therapist)

November 18, 2019 13:01 - 1 hour - 85.6 MB

We are joined by WORLD RENOWNED therapist Phillip Seymour Hoffman answering all of your questions about sex, Mormon Shame ™️ and communication...communication...communication

Season 2 Episode 9: Top 5 Ways to Maintain Boundaries This Holiday

November 11, 2019 13:00 - 1 hour - 74.2 MB

Twaint and Coffee know you’re getting ready to spend some time with your family over the holidays so we have some tips on how to manage.

Breve: Kissin’ the V and Sussin’ the O.

November 04, 2019 14:00 - 1 hour - 63.9 MB

Our 1st Guest Host... It’s Twaint & C Jane! Bro Coffee is passing kidney stones.