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HOT DRANKS

194 episodes - English - Latest episode: 2 days ago - ★★★★★ - 125 ratings

Join Latter Day Twaint & Jack Coffee as they discuss Mormonism, Utah, republicans, single-parenting, sex, depression, and other stuff. You’ll laugh. You’ll cry. You’ll want to tell all your non-Mormon friends.

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Episodes

PPIs

January 21, 2022 04:53 - 12 minutes - 11.5 MB

Come learn all about our latest venture, PPIs! (basically you pay us to talk to us.)

Season 4 Season Fine: Top 5 reasons 2022 won’t matter.

December 29, 2021 04:54 - 1 hour - 72.8 MB

It’s not gonna matter y’all. 2022 and here’s why.

Season 4 Season Final: Top 5 reasons 2022 won’t matter.

December 29, 2021 04:54 - 1 hour - 72.8 MB

It’s not gonna matter y’all. 2022 and here’s why.

S4E34 Top 5 Images 2021 Burned Into Our Retinas

December 16, 2021 04:40 - 1 hour - 64.7 MB

We’re back and it’s been worth the wait!!

4.33 Madam Bandit

November 22, 2021 07:01 - 1 hour - 86.1 MB

Our favorite singer songwriter Madam Bandit is here to share her journey out of Mormonism and tease her new single, Gin and Tonic

4.32. Top Five Reasons We Want to Change Our Algorithm

November 14, 2021 06:44 - 1 hour - 65.3 MB

The algorithm knows you’re gay, depressed and you love Henry Cavill. Isn’t it about…time?

4.31. Gaslight (Ballard,) Gatekeep (Nelson,) Girlboss (Cindy)!!

October 22, 2021 05:20 - 55 minutes - 50.9 MB

All about being gaslit by Mormons and Cindy’s uterus

4.30. Top 5 Things Sister Twaint Has Learned About Sex Post Marriage

October 13, 2021 04:41 - 1 hour - 74.7 MB

Sister Twaint was married to a gay man. Then she wasn’t. Then she learned about sex by doin it. And here are some thoughts.

4.29 Top Five Reason Brother Coffee is a Gosh Darn Catch

October 05, 2021 04:34 - 1 hour - 61.2 MB

Did you guys know Brother Coffee is a catch? Well we recorded a whole episode about it. Find him some cute gays and a therapist!!

4.28: Top 5 Ways to Have Queer Affirming Conversations With Your Kids About Sex and Sexuality

September 29, 2021 05:21 - 1 hour - 61.9 MB

Wanna talk to your queer kids (they’re all queer) about sex and sexuality. Well here is some advice from non experts.

4.27 Top Five Things to Think About When You Forget You’re Not Mormon, Anymore.

September 24, 2021 03:05 - 1 hour - 71.8 MB

You know how when you were Mormon you would sing a hymn to drive out bad thoughts? Well this is like how to drive the hymn out

Season 4 Episode 26 - Top 5 Things That Would Make Progmos Who Love the Gays Take a Stand and Leave

August 31, 2021 05:22 - 1 hour - 63.7 MB

Jeff Roy gave a talk about shooting gays and CurProgs were like “that’s a shame…here’s my tithing.” So what would it really take?

Season 4 Episode 25: Top Five Most Memorable Naked Moments

August 11, 2021 05:08 - 1 hour - 63.2 MB

Some funny and disturbing stories about times we saw people naked. Jason!

Top 5 90’s Broadway Musical Moments

July 27, 2021 05:47 - 1 hour - 87.7 MB

You’ll like this episode even if you don’t understand or like Broadway musicals. Or maybe you’ll hate it? We don’t know. We’re not the boss of you. We’re not making the show for you

4.23 - Top Five Things We Hope We Want to Get When We Die Since We Don’t Get Our Own Planet.

July 12, 2021 20:57 - 1 hour - 76.6 MB

Gordon B Hinkley promised us our own planet and now he’s back tracking so this is what we want instead.

4.22 We Pull 5 Tarot Cards and Decipher Our Doom

July 01, 2021 21:54 - 1 hour - 63.8 MB

We just tell you what the cards mean for us and you. Pics of cards on our Instagram.

4.21. Top 5 Reasons it’s OK to be Exhausted Other Than Seggs Because That’s a Given.

June 16, 2021 05:46 - 1 hour - 75.2 MB

It’s all right there.

4.20. Top 5 Things We Are Secretly A Little Bit Proud Of

June 01, 2021 06:05 - 1 hour - 67.1 MB

It’s June. And we told you the things we should feel better about and we don’t. But these are the top 5 things we’re secretly a little proud of.

4.19 we have a guest!!! it’s Becky with a CK!!

May 25, 2021 06:33 - 1 hour - 110 MB

We had a guest. It’s Becky with a CK. It’s not Bui Doi

4.18. Things We Should Appreciate More But We Don’t Because We’re Pieces of Sh*t

May 15, 2021 05:27 - 1 hour - 60.9 MB

There’s a lot here. Bea Arthur. Finger stuff. Middle-Aged ladies

4.18. Things We Should Appreciate More But We Don’t Because We’re Pieces of Shit

May 15, 2021 05:27 - 1 hour - 60.9 MB

There’s a lot here. Bea Arthur. Finger stuff. You tube.

4.17 Top 5 Ways the Mormon Church Told Queer People They Were Not Welcome.

May 01, 2021 04:56 - 1 hour - 72.4 MB

Do you hear that solo saxophone? Does it feel welcoming or ostracizing? Well, that’s how queer people feel about Mormons and Jesus.

4.16 Top 5 Things We’ve Been Obsessed With and How Far We Took It

April 19, 2021 05:06 - 1 hour - 76.6 MB

Listen. We’ve been obsessed. We took it far.

4.15 We Interview the Filmmakers of Same-Sex Attracted!!!!!!!!!

April 10, 2021 07:27 - 1 hour - 107 MB

Zoie Young and Maddy Purves are only 25!! They made a doc about LGBTQ+ students at BYU... while they themselves were students at BYU... and Queer themselves... at BYU!! That takes some seriously engorged vulva!!!!

4.14 Top 5 LLIs - “Life’s Little Ironies”

March 25, 2021 04:50 - 1 hour - 63.2 MB

Top five little ironies from life. Isn’t it ironic?

4.13 SSA is AOK

March 17, 2021 05:43 - 43 minutes - 39.9 MB

Part two of our viewing of Same Sex Attracted. Being gay at BYU.

4.12. We’re watching Same Sex Attracted and being triggered

March 16, 2021 05:10 - 1 hour - 64.3 MB

Want to learn about BYU Queer students? Well WE DO. so we’re watching Same Sex attracted about queer BYU students and we have THOTS

4.11. TOP FIVE things were angry at right now as told through the titles on pulp novels

March 03, 2021 06:12 - 1 hour - 70.2 MB

It’s a concept. Go with it.

Get Out of the Kitchen

February 22, 2021 03:46 - 1 hour - 68.9 MB

It’s a whole episode of Women’s Work

4.9. Top 5 FAVORITE trauma responses of 2021

February 17, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 75.8 MB

We’ve all had trauma responses. 7 days a week. These are our faves.

Catching up with the Cardashians

February 12, 2021 05:59 - 23 minutes - 11.4 MB

We tried to record an episode. It didn’t happen. This is weird. Thanks.

Top Five Things Were Still Angry About Even Though Biden is President

January 23, 2021 05:39 - 1 hour - 71.1 MB

We thought all was well on Jan 21st. Happy day. All is well! But Biden still hasn’t fixed some PRESSING issues.

Top 5 Ducks We Would Not Suck

January 15, 2021 06:05 - 1 hour - 68.9 MB

It’s not really about ducks, you guys.

Seqson 4 Episode 5: Q and A!

January 06, 2021 06:31 - 1 hour - 78.8 MB

we’ve got all the a’s for your q’s

Seqson 4 Episode 6: Q and A!

January 06, 2021 06:31 - 1 hour - 78 MB

we’ve got all the a’s for your q’s

Season 4 Episode 5: Top 5 Ghosts We Wish Would Visit Us on Christmas Eve

December 25, 2020 03:51 - 1 hour - 55.3 MB

It’s Christmas Eve. You have no soul. Some ghosts are coming to teach you a lesson. They’re here.

Season 4 Episode 4: a tarot reading for Coffee

December 18, 2020 06:08 - 1 hour - 65.2 MB

Do you feel that energy in the air? Big shifts are happening. And Coffee needed some clarity.

Season 4 Episode 3: Top 5 Sentences I want you to Finish

December 11, 2020 06:37 - 1 hour - 75.1 MB

Join T and C as we give prompts to the other to complete a sentence

Season 4 Episode 2: Top Five Things That Start With “TH” But Aren’t Thanksgiving Because It’s a Lie

November 26, 2020 13:00 - 58 minutes - 53.5 MB

Thanksgiving is a lie, y’all

Breve: it’s the segment we left out from last week.

November 26, 2020 06:12 - 25 minutes - 23.5 MB

Sorry

Season 4 Episode 1: the Top 5 things I #givethanks for

November 21, 2020 06:44 - 1 hour - 60.2 MB

Rusty Nelson wants us to #givethanks for things even though grandma is dead and you don’t have a job. These are our top 5

SEASON 3 EPISODE 1: Top five things I didn’t know I had an opinion about until tonight’s

November 10, 2020 06:44 - 1 hour - 78.8 MB

In the season opener and the season finale Twaint and Coffee Share their opinions about mysterious topics. It gets funny but it also gets depressing

Season 2 Episode 50: the last episode!!!! (Of season 2)

October 26, 2020 12:00 - 1 hour - 61.3 MB

As we wrap up season two we share the top five memories of this little podcast we call hot Dranks (it’s a podcast you listen to.)

Season 2 Episode 49: We Interview an Atypical Utah Female.

October 12, 2020 04:03 - 51 minutes - 47.3 MB

This episode is a shitshow.

Season 2 Episode 48: Top 5 Things We Irrationally Cry About

October 05, 2020 12:00 - 1 hour - 73.6 MB

Did you see that Mormon Lady cry about coffee? Well here’s some dumb things we’ve cried about. It’s OK to cry, OK!!

Season 2 Episode 47: Top 5 Things Unique to Our Childhoods

September 22, 2020 06:14 - 1 hour - 67.9 MB

Get a Bucket and a Mop

Season 2 Episode 46: Top Five Things We Wake Up Filled With Rage About.

September 16, 2020 05:24 - 1 hour - 63.5 MB

I don’t know

Season 2 Episode 45 SHARING TIME: “Jesus, Can I Have a Gordita?”

September 08, 2020 06:00 - 1 hour - 58.6 MB

Sis Twaint tells some stories about Jesus and Taco Bell

Season 2 Episode 44: Top 5 Answers the Other Person Would Give to a Top 5

September 01, 2020 05:04 - 1 hour - 59 MB

It’s a little cerebral. You’ll get it when you listen.

Season 2 episode 43: Skydaddy

August 24, 2020 12:00 - 1 hour - 80.9 MB

Sky daddy, hot husband of heavenly MILF, is here to talk about non monagamy.