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Horny OFF MAIN

116 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 1 year ago - ★★★★★ - 6 ratings

A show about desire, shame and the ever-present blessing and burden of being alive (so basically the experience of having a crush). Hosts Katie-Ellen Humphries (comedian CBC’s The Debaters, Sirius XF) and Amitai Marmorstein (actor Netflix, Disney) welcome a collection of compelling guests to explore the feelings, behaviours and habits we’re not always encouraged to express. Feel part of intimate, hilarious conversations as a pair of comically late bloomers and their funny guests connect over the awkward, challenging and silly things that make us who we are.Katie-Ellen's debut standup comedy album Ladyfinger is streaming exclusively on @Pandoramusic now. Click the link to listen: https://800PGR.lnk.to/humphriesWE

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Episodes

Episode #62 - Dance Zombie

November 04, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 58.7 MB

Your Horny OFF MAIN hosts huddle up to talk zombies, slut shaming and Amitai’s history as a Halloween Grinch. This week Katie is horny for gummy vitamins while Ami is horny for dog Halloween costumes. Special content and extras (including pups in costumes!) at www.hornyoffmain.com/blog Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode #60 - Bad Care Day

October 21, 2021 07:08 - 1 hour - 55.3 MB

Hosts Amitai and Katie-Ellen hunker down for a bestie hang to gab about dominos (literal and metaphorical) Bar Mitzvah Bangers, the failings of “self-care” and more. Plus they share some mild dismissal for the work of Daniel Powter and more than mild dismissal of Drake. This week Amitai is horny for senior men’s friendship while Katie is horny for people taking pictures of leaves. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode #61 - Can’t Quit You (Or Anything Else)

October 21, 2021 07:00 - 56 minutes - 52.1 MB

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Episode #59 - Furiously Triumphant w/Dana Smith

October 14, 2021 08:07 - 1 hour - 101 MB

Your HOM hosts are joined this week by hilarious comedian Dana Smith, whose debut comedy album I’ll Smile At Your Funeral is out now on Howl & Roar Records. HOM listeners will know Dana as a member of sketch comedy troupe HUNKS with previous pod guest (and her spouse) Tim Grey and any listener will love her and her hilarious stand up album. The trio chat adult virginity, confidence through ignorance and what exactly is in a paralyzer. Check out Dana’s album here https://howlandroarrecords.com...

Episode #58 – Plain Character Syndrome

October 07, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 56.5 MB

Your intrepid hosts return to talk biopics, celebrity endorsements, and the joys of getting accidentally drunk. This week Katie-Ellen is horny for her beloved Toronto Blue Jays and Amitai is horny for birds of prey. Catch Amitai in the season premiere of Batwoman on October 13th on The CW. Katie-Ellen’s live performance dates are at www.katie-ellen.com/shows. Episode extras at http://www.hornyoffmainpod.com/blog Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode #57 - Teach a Man to Dish

September 30, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 60.4 MB

This week your hosts huddle up to chat outsourcing decisions and what happens when you get what you want. Amitai is horny for a beautiful cityscape while Katie is horny for performing in venues that require a vaccine passport. Extras at www.hornyoffmainpod.com/blog Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ep #56 - Dawn of a Montera

September 23, 2021 07:00 - 53 minutes - 49.3 MB

There is everything that came before Sept 17th, 2021 and the new dawn that came after the day Lil Nas X dropped the smash debut album Montero. In keeping with tradition of Horny OFF MAIN being (“unofficially”) a Lil Nas X tribute show your hosts could not help but dedicate this episode to their undying horniness for the man, the album and everything it represents to them. (NOTE: You do NOT have to listen to Montero to mess with this album. But you definitely should. It’s beautiful.) Extras at...

#55 - Go, Go, Go, Broseph! with Shmuel MarmorsteinEpisode

September 16, 2021 06:00 - 1 hour - 61.3 MB

This week, Amitai and Katie-Ellen are joined by the eldest of Ami's oft mentioned siblings. They discuss politics (don't forget to vote!), growing up nerdy, and of course, Joseph and The Amazing Technicolor Dream Coat themed Bar Mitzvahs. As always, extras at http://www.hornyoffmainpod.com/blog. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode #54 - Happy Jew Year!

September 09, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 55.8 MB

Your hosts virtually huddle up to breathe deeply through their nuts (#sexenergy), consult with their corner man and share a very special episode for mothers (specifically Amitai’s). We love ya. This week Katie-Ellen is horny for fresh school supplies while Ami is horny for the Victoria/Vancouver Island arts community. Extras at www.hornyoffmainpod.com/blog. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode #53 - Meanie Babies

September 02, 2021 06:00 - 55 minutes - 51.2 MB

This week, Katie-Ellen asks the age old question “is it collective global grief or is this cell phone sales process excruciating?” while Amitai gets poetic about the virtue of being kinda mean. The pair bond over butt pics, classic Jay-Z and their love of HOM listeners. Amitai is horny for the movie “Sound of Metal” and Katie is horny for an ultra old shark. Extras at www.hornyoffmainpod.com/blog Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode #52 - Hornt 365

August 28, 2021 17:47 - 1 hour - 57.1 MB

For the 52nd weekly episode, your horny hosts reflect on 1 full strange and wonderful (read: horny) year with y’all. Plus they talk working partnerships, contraband candy and adapting to things going well. This week Amitia is horny for seeing the inside of other people’s homes and Katie is horny for coverage of the Paralympic Games. Shout out to former guest of the pod Steph Dixon, currently in Tokyo supporting Canada’s athletes. Extras at www.hornyoffmainpod.com/blog Hosted on Acast. See ac...

Episode #51 - This Kiss, This Kiss (We’re Critical)

August 19, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 59.1 MB

This week Amitai and Katie-Ellen gather from separate dreamscapes to chat sophomore slump smooches, strange perceptions and sleeping butt-to-butt. Plus, was Ami a drug dealer in high school? Find out! Katie-Ellen is horny for passive aggressive customer service announcements while Amitai is horny for being in a city you don’t live in. Special assistance this week from comedian Matt Basky. Bonus content is at www.hornyoffmainpod.com/blog. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inform...

Episode #50 - Rejection Sectional

August 12, 2021 07:17 - 1 hour - 63.1 MB

This week Amitai and Katie-Ellen huddle up in the digital blanket fort for spooky stories about a super scary monster: rejection. Plus fun chats about compliments, post-marriage make-outs and the glory of Lou Diamond Phillips. Ami is horny for involuntary reactions while Katie is horny for the T.V. show A.P. Bio. As always, extra content is at www.hornyoffmainpod.com/blog. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode #49 – Throw Up, Have a Good Time w/Captain Avert Pyne

August 05, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 84.7 MB

Amitai and Katie-Ellen are star-eyed and unabashedly fan out over this week’s guest, from the Canadian Forces Snowbirds (and Katie’s storied bush party past), Captain Avert Pyne. Ave shares his experience flying in the 431 Air Demonstration Squadron, his transition to civilian life, the perils of being “too tall,” money woes and more. This is a special one. Catch Avert and the rest of the squad at the Abbotsford Air Show this Friday August 6th, 2021. The show runs Aug 6th-8th and is presente...

Episode #48 – Use Your Delusion

July 29, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 63.3 MB

Amitai and Katie-Ellen bring some sweet island energy to this ep where they huddle up to talk career passion and pre-trip self-care plus make an argument in praise of delusion. This week Amitai is horny for “gross” food while Katie gets nostalgically horny for root beer popsicles. Check out extras and more info at www.katie-ellen.com/blog.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode #47 – Deconstructing Confidence with Sean Amsing

July 22, 2021 08:09 - 1 hour - 82.1 MB

Amitai and Katie-Ellen welcome their first in-person guest back to the couch and get into a good one that touches on everything from talent and birthdays to “dude powder” and reincarnation (plus a little light ire at the moon for good measure. Extra content on Sean and on everything we discussed can be found at www.hornyoffmainpod.com/blog.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode #46 - Gut Check Summer

July 15, 2021 07:00 - 58 minutes - 53.2 MB

Oh boi. Amitai & Katie-Ellen take to the couch to try to figure out how to trust their instincts and to chat hallucinogens, drunk elephants and attraction scarcity. This week Amitai is horny for “PAUSE with Sam Jay”, Katie-Ellen is horny for “Words” the debut comedy album from comedian Rojo Perez.  Katie-Ellen will perform live at Kino Cafe Saturday July 17th and in Victoria at Canoe Brewpub (presented by Comedy Here Often) Victoria July 26th & 27th. Click here for tickets and info. You can...

Episode #45 - With Great Flowers Comes Great Responsibility

July 08, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 73.6 MB

Your beloved hosts are back in the virtual blanket fort this week. They discuss Fun Uncles, 98 cent stores, and 80's themed costume parties. Katie-Ellen is overwhelmed with horniness for Vancouver Island and Amitai is horny for flowers. As always, come get your extras at http://www.hornyoffmainpod.com/blog Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode #44 - Like Kings

July 01, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 61.2 MB

Amitai and Katie-Ellen bring you their trademark slumber party vibes direct from a King bed this week as B.C/the Pacific NorthWest endures the Heat Dome. The pair share some giggles over racoons, the “fuck or fight principle” and practice dates. Katie-Ellen is horny for comically upbeat baristas while Amitai is horny for watching dumb movies in the theatre with his friends. Bless. Stay cool out there, local Hornettes. As always, extras at www.hornyoffmainpod.com/blog Hosted on Acast. See aca...

Episode #43 – You May Meet a Stranger…(Ugh)

June 24, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 68.3 MB

It’s an action packed ep, in that anything at all happened to hosts Katie-Ellen and Amitai, who share about their experience on the double date no one asked for. They also discuss courting change and the importance of appetizer consent. This week Amitai is horny for the newsletter “Unsnackable” by folu while Katie-Ellen is horny for the experience of watching sports with other people. Bonus content for this episode can be found at https://www.hornyoffmainpod.com/blog. Hosted on Acast. See ac...

Episode #42 – Pattington Fonz with Lauren Deborah

June 17, 2021 14:04 - 1 hour - 88.6 MB

Comedy insider and creator/host of the podcast “My Dad Stole My Limelight” Lauren Deborah joins us this week to talk throuple goals, demisexuality and the immaculate beauty of Henry Winkler. Season 2 of Lauren’s Podcast drops June 29th. You can listen to Season 1 now wherever you get your podcasts. Check out “My Dad Stole My Limelight” on Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/mdsmlpod/. As always, bonus content for this episode is at https://www.hornyoffmainpod.com/blog.  Hosted on Acast. ...

Episode #41 - Bomber Jacket Jail

June 10, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 73.1 MB

This week, reluctant heroes Amitai and Katie-Ellen tackle masculinity (prob solved it, nbd), the social capital of being reckless and the importance of a strong neck. Amitai struggles to summon horniness but ultimately gets it going for Bo Burnham’s Netflix Special “Inside,” while Katie-Ellen is fit to burst with horniness for the Tyler Mahan Coe podcast “Cocaine and Rhinestones.” As always, extra content is at www.hornyoffmainpod.com/blog.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more in...

Episode #40 – Finding Nemesis

June 03, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 61.1 MB

Hot episode fuelled by vengeance. HOM hosts Amitai and Katie-Ellen talk nemesis, giving yourself permission to suck at stuff and the power of Beyoncé dance. This week Katie is horny for vaccination staff and volunteers. Amitai is horny for women’s clothing. As always, extras at www.hornyoffmainpod.com/blog.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode #39 – Moons Over My Ami

May 27, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 62.3 MB

HOM hosts Amitai and Katie-Ellen huddle up this week to talk New York Energy, the Sunday Scaries and posting butt on the ‘gram. They also consider whether Katie-Ellen should have learned the saxophone, whether they should start a “platonic couple looks for third” dating profile and other truly chaotic endeavours. This week Amitai is horny for Time Travel while Katie-Ellen is horny for the book “Little Fish” by Casey Plett. As always, bonus content and extras at www.hornyoffmainpod.com/blog. ...

Episode #38 – Is there a Mrs. Destiny?

May 20, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 73.7 MB

Your HOM hosts get into it this week when they wrestle with infinite timelines, early birthdays and whether Amitai’s fate as fuckboi is written in the stars. Katie introduces Amitai to a loveable 80’s robot and they continue their legacy of talking sports for non-sports folks. On this episode Amitai is horny for the talents of Ziwe and her new self-titled show, while Katie-Ellen is horny for her beloved Vancouver Canadians Baseball Club finding a warm reception in their temporary home in Hil...

Episode #37 - Kick Rocks

May 13, 2021 07:00 - 58 minutes - 53.3 MB

It’s a 5-Star episode this week when HOM hosts Amitai and Katie-Ellen tackle thank you notes, how to define success and the Ben Affleck of it all. Amitai is horny for personalized notes on food delivery while Katie-Ellen is horny for her new Dickies Coveralls. As always you can find extras at www.hornyoffmainpod.com/blog. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode #36 - The Milk of Amnesia w/Danielle Janess

May 06, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 77.2 MB

Your HOM hosts are joined this week by poet, actor and beautiful soul Danielle Janess. The trio discuss Amitai’s fear of poetry, how to celebrate during a pandemic and self-soothing with the BBC. This episode truly asks, if your nipple could talk, what would it say? Danielle is horny for gardening and home reno shows while Ami and Katie and horny as all heck for Danielle’s new book of poetry, The Milk of Amnesia. Join your hosts this Saturday at “SHOW OFF GO OFF: VII – May, As Well”, the On...

Episode #35 -- "Sick Paid Leave, Bro"

April 29, 2021 13:50 - 1 hour - 87.6 MB

Due to a fun little health scare, the bubble buds are back on the virtual couch this week (everyone is feeling much better now, thank you). Amitai and Katie-Ellen discuss tugboats, service sector work, and trying not to worry your loved ones. This week Katie-Ellen is horny for the staff at the covid testing clinic and Amitai is horny for knowing someone's voice without knowing their appearance.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Episode #35 -- "Sick Paid Leave, Bro"

April 29, 2021 13:50 - 1 hour - 70 MB

Due to a fun little health scare, the bubble buds are back on the virtual couch this week (everyone is feeling much better now, thank you). Amitai and Katie-Ellen discuss tugboats, service sector work, and trying not to worry your loved ones. This week Katie-Ellen is horny for the staff at the covid testing clinic and Amitai is horny for knowing someone's voice without knowing their appearance. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode #34 – Dear Uncle John Letter

April 22, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 60.7 MB

It’s a classic couch episode. Hosts Amitai and Katie-Ellen connect over shared crushes, sacred books and the general chaos of being alive. You’ll want to put this episode on your to-do list. This week Katie-Ellen is horny for the scent of sunscreen and Amitai is horny for running fast. Check out special extras at https://www.hornyoffmainpod.com/blog Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode #33 - Get a Load of These Hunks w/Tim Gray

April 15, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 69.8 MB

How fitting on our Tim Riggins (#33) episode we welcome another legendary Tim, comedian Tim Gray, who joins us to talk bottomless fries, topless dancers and the sanctity of marriage. Amitai and Katie-Ellen are both horny as heck for Tim and for the sketch group he's part of "Hunks" who have a brand new album out now, "Mouth Beef," check it out here: https://hunkscomedy.bandcamp.com/releases. As always, links and extras at https://www.hornyoffmainpod.com/blog Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pr...

Episode #32 – The Clothed Nude and other Poems

April 08, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 71.4 MB

Hosts Amitai and Katie-Ellen get right into it this week with talk of all things nudes – sending, receiving, taking, deleting – plus, do you employ proper nude etiquette? They also talk text style, body confidence and Amitai waxes poetic about the amount of flaccid dick he’s seen. In addition to this uncharacteristically horny content, Amitai is horny for singing group “The Quarantettes” and Katie-Ellen is horny for Starlee Kine, with a special shout out to The B-Bots Crew.  Hosted on Acast...

Episode #31 – Get Naked w/Steph Dixon

April 01, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 105 MB

This special episode features 1 member of Order of Canada, 1 member of Canada Sports Hall of Fame, 1 member of B.C. Sports Hall of Fame, 1 Paralympic multi-medallist and World Record Holder – all of whom are the wonderful Stephanie Dixon; also Katie-Ellen and Amitai are there. Steph joins the Bubble Buds to talk shame, pit hair, Vikings, strip chess and to generally delight with her beautiful humour and heart. To know Steph is to love her and both Katie and Ami are horny as hell for this talk...

Episode #30 – Don’t Be Such a Wet Casket

March 25, 2021 12:00 - 1 hour - 64.5 MB

The HOM Bubble Buds are unbubbled this while Amitai’s in self-isolation, but the silliness continues with talk of toenails, co-habitation and a billion dollar tech app idea to get away from it all. On this episode Amitai is horny for his Mother’s new passion for painting and Katie is horny for an extra-long phone charger. Plus Katie shares the recent gifts from her elderly neighbour. See picks and other extras at https://www.hornyoffmainpod.com/blog. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy fo...

Episode #29 – Hot Girls Do Crime

March 18, 2021 12:00 - 1 hour - 57.8 MB

Your HOM Hosts bubble up for a fun episode where they chat formative ‘90’s movies, Katie-Ellen’s personal definition of “Pan Sexual” and why it’s better to have an unrequited crush than vice versa. This week Katie is horny for therapy, while Amitai is horny (not in that way) for Selena Gomez. (They are also horny this week and always for Rufio & Benjamin Franklin "Benny the Jet" Rodriguez.) Check out the blog for more info and episode extras: https://www.hornyoffmainpod.com/blog. Hosted on A...

Episode #28 - "Beware the Yops of March"

March 11, 2021 12:00 - 1 hour - 69.2 MB

In today’s ep, the Bubble Buds are back to talk about Katie-Ellen’s case of the Marchies, Amitai’s case of pandemic privilege, and the inherent dorkiness of hobbies. Katie-Ellen explains what Highland games are and Ami cops to his romantic death wish. This week, Katie-Ellen is horny for the new Lola Bunny and Amitai is horny for the YouTube channel Solid Content (https://youtube.com/c/SolidContent). Make sure to get your tickets for SHOW OF GO OFF, Katie’s Online Comedy Variety Show on March ...

Episode #27 – “No One Man…” w/Sunee Dhaliwal

March 04, 2021 12:00 - 1 hour - 90.5 MB

HOM hosts Amitai and Katie-Ellen are joined this week by hilarious comedian and beloved pal Sunee Dhaliwal to talk sneakers, language, battle rap and meeting Drake. Plus the trio ask, when did you first buy moisturizer? Sunee is horny for a YouTube show about the WWE VS TNA Monday night war. Amitai and Katie-Ellen are horny to talk to someone besides themselves (especially someone so wonderful). Follow Sunee on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/sunnydcomedy/ and don’t forget to get your ti...

Episode #26 – Goodnight for Just Us

February 25, 2021 12:00 - 1 hour - 76.5 MB

On this episode, your HOM hosts talk Ocean vs Space, animals that seem mythical, Amitai’s experience filming a Western and ROMO (Relief Over Missing Out). The pair also launch an exciting artistic endeavour in foot puppetry. This week Amitai is horny for Descriptive Audio while Katie is horny for people playing music from their personal device out loud in public. Don’t forget to check out more info on all the episodes at https://www.hornyoffmainpod.com/blog.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/p...

Episode #25 – Give it your (less than) all

February 18, 2021 12:00 - 1 hour - 71.8 MB

On this besties ep, Amitai and Katie-Ellen delve into their status as “Reformed Haters”, what it takes to be successful and how to care less. They also ask the question “is Katie’s head too small for showbiz?” This week Amitai is horny for Feng Shui Tik Tok while Katie is horny for the TV show “Superstore” (and her days as a department store cashier). Don’t forget, you can find extra content about each episode at https://www.hornyoffmainpod.com/blog.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy f...

Episode #24 – Magic Organ w/Hank Pine

February 11, 2021 12:00 - 1 hour - 96 MB

Bubble Buds Amitai and Katie-Ellen are joined this week by the immensely sexy and talented Hank Pine, creator of the HOM theme music and countless other masterpieces spanning music, theatre, visual art, performance art, comics, comedy and more (if ya didn’t love him you’d hate him for all that talent). The trio talk journals, sex playlists and what it means to be successful. Plus, Amitai reveals the first glimpse into his “Muppets to Bang” list and Hank joins in with his Big Kermit Energy (B...

Episode #23 – Comparative Simp

February 04, 2021 12:00 - 1 hour - 75.3 MB

Best bubble buds Amitai and Katie-Ellen take to the digital blanket fort to trade tales of pandemic depresh, body swap technology, wish names, and how to tell when it’s Spring (hint: it’s when the titties sprout). Amitai issues a challenge to the listener to uncover an uncool Zach while Katie wishfully declares herself a real “Zoey Deschanel” type. This week Amitai is horny for sports announcers while Katie-Ellen is horny for Verzuz Sports. Don’t forget to get your ticket to the upcoming l...

Episode #22 –Felicitations (Kiki Do You Love Me?)

January 28, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 60.7 MB

Amitai and Katie-Ellen get in some quality couch time this week where they talk personalized keychains, gay representation on TV and how Katie feels real Felicity these days. They dig into the difference between direct and indirect communication and Ami launches a campaign to normalize couples not saying “I love you” at the same time. Don’t forget to check out the blog, https://www.hornyoffmainpod.com/blog for episode recaps and extra content.  The next SHOW OFF GO OFF, “SOGO IV: Zoom is f...

Episode #21 – How ‘bout them Willenium apples?

January 21, 2021 12:00 - 1 hour - 64.7 MB

This week’s episode is a real “pile of dames” as your bubble bud hosts Amitai and Katie-Ellen (“Sir Katie-Ellen Humphries” if you’re regal) delve into superpowers, pandemic comedy specials and resentment when professional athletes are good actors. In a move that is as timely as it is creepy with the announcement of the Muppet Show coming to Disney+ in Feb, Katie asks Ami which Muppets he would fuck and it gets weirder from there. Sorry? This week Amitai is horny for his best pants and Katie-E...

Episode #20 – Killer Hornettes with Abdul Aziz

January 14, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 93.4 MB

Your HOM hosts are thrilled to welcome comedian, writer, producer and all around love bug Abdul Aziz, who puts aside being star-struck to share an incredible list of beautiful “off main” things. The trio also talk pranks, lies, sleeve garters, Teen Wolf and religion and everyone is horny for Abdul’s comedy D&D podcast Spout Lore. This episode also includes the first of what is sure to be Abdul’s famously bad intros and the first reveal of the pet name Katie has for the sweet and beloved Horny...

Episode #19 – Real Pollyanna Type

January 07, 2021 12:00 - 1 hour - 68.9 MB

Your resident Bubble Buds Amitai and Katie-Ellen bubble up for another episode, this time to tackle the fear around sharing things you love, family movie nights (RIP Blockbuster), and when things are so beautiful it makes you mad. This week Amitai is horny for being coy and Katie-Ellen has period drama – literally, she’s horny for Bridgerton on Netflix. As always we Remember the Titans. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode #18 – GOBB (Good Ol’ Bubble Buds)

December 31, 2020 12:00 - 1 hour - 86.1 MB

In this episode, your host BFFs explore the limits of that moniker and delve into what it means to be non-romantic partners. In the final hours of 2020 they also dance with the ghost of New Year’s Eve past (spoiler: Katie’s teen years were sweetly a bummer) and count down the Top 10 Horniest Things of 2020. What are yours? This week/year/lifetime, Amitai and Katie-Ellen are both horny for the incredible listeners and everyone who has engaged with the show. Happy New Year, y’all.  Hosted on A...

Episode #17 – A Little Bit Statham w/Peter Carlone

December 24, 2020 12:00 - 1 hour - 89.4 MB

This time it’s different…because we’re joined by one half of the great new podcast “This Time It’s Different” and sketch comedy duo “Peter & Chris” - the hilarious Peter Carlone. Peter slides into the digital tree fort to discuss chores, balding and whether he and Katie ever went on a date. Plus, the trio consider sponsoring little league teams, why everyone thinks Katie’s a killjoy and how to let go of some furious anger fun. Amitai is horny for small talk, Katie-Ellen is horny for the ba...

Episode #16 – Hard Bodies (having a body is hard)

December 17, 2020 12:00 - 1 hour - 67.1 MB

Amitai and Katie-Ellen explore Amitai’s continuing adventures in online not dating, tackle the easy question “is Amitai a catch?” and the more mysterious quandary “what is it like to be professionally good looking?” They unpack the difference between being attractive and hot and also how having a body is a blessing and a burden. This week the pair are horny for terrible baby announcements.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode #15 – Ride or Die, Breaker High

December 10, 2020 12:00 - 1 hour - 58.6 MB

Amitai and Katie-Ellen huddle up in the digital blanket fort again this week to chat love languages, Ryan Gosling and work crushes. Amitai has an idea for a screenplay and Katie-Ellen reveals her long-held bias against tall men. This week the pair are horny for the talents of the incredible rapper/musican/artist Kimmortal. Check them out at https://kimmortalportal.com or at https://kimmortal.bandcamp.com/. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode #14 – Dissociation Station

December 03, 2020 12:00 - 1 hour - 62.5 MB

This week Amitai and Katie-Ellen huddle up for some couch time and feel all the better for it. The pair talk things you thought were extravagant as a kid, the value of denial, what’s in a drawer and what was the Pied Piper’s deal? Katie is ready and willing to sell out for that duck phone money and they find a perfect new nickname for Ami. PLUS... Amitai is horny for a new scent and Katie-Ellen is horny for the independent radio station Stranger Radio, in particular the show “The Underdu...

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