Episode 5- Trump Dynasty- The New Habsburgs And An American Tragedy

On a special episode, we go after the inbred freakshow family controlling our country. It’s the Trump episode, folks. We’ll take ‘em on one at time, exposing Ivanka’s lemonade extortion schemes, the implosion of Jared Kushner’s family, and Melania’s heroic engagements in adultery. We’ll shock you with descriptions of Eric Trump’s face, titillate you with Donald Trump Jr.’s sexual preferences, and disturb you with tales of Fred Trump’s klan days. Then we’ll move on to a loving tribute to ol’ racist Paw Paw Donald J. Trump. We’ll close out with some tales of what could have been, as we recount our first times meeting the one who could have stopped Trump, but didn’t. We’re talking of course, about Hillary Clinton.

We know that the Trump family can be quite a gas, but their awful lives have a disproportionate impact on the most vulnerable elements on society. In the show notes, we have linked to the donation fund for 20-year-old DACA recipient Erik Hernandez, who was detained by ICE and has been held in Farmville, VA for nearly 2 months. He needs $8,000 to post bail and get out, and anything helps.

Show Notes:

Erik Hernandez’s donation fund
https://www.youcaring.com/erikhernandez-1011387

Ivanka Trump’s Fake Feminism http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/opinion/commentary/ct-ivanka-trump-women-hypocrite-20170905-story.html

Ivanka’s god awful self-help books
https://www.newyorker.com/books/second-read/ivanka-trumps-terrible-book-helps-explain-the-trump-family-ethos

Jared Kushner’s life and hatred of Chris Christie
https://www.npr.org/podcasts/510311/embedded

Jared Kusher: “textbook example” of a rich kid who bought his way into Harvard
https://www.propublica.org/article/the-story-behind-jared-kushners-curious-acceptance-into-harvard

Trump and Melania’s dad
https://hips.hearstapps.com/harpersbazaaruk.cdnds.net/17/24/1497349184-donald-trump-viktor-knavs-720.jpg

Melania getting her groove on
-http://perezhilton.com/2017-06-02-melania-trump-donald-affair-head-security-tiffanys-tower-years-monica-byrne-report#.Wg3hJkqnGUk

Michael Kruse’s article about Johnstown, NY https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2017/11/08/donald-trump-johnstown-pennsylvania-supporters-215800

The response to Kruse’s article on Johnstown https://www.pghcitypaper.com/Blogh/archives/2017/11/10/johnstown-progressives-are-sick-of-national-media-painting-them-solely-as-trump-country

This is a great article about the hypocrisy of being “socially liberal while fiscally conservative”
https://www.currentaffairs.org/2017/11/the-hypocrisy-of-the-rich-liberal

Eric Trump stole money from St. Jude’s Children’s Research Hospital
http://theweek.com/speedreads/703775/trumps-funneled-thousands-donations-allegedly-st-judes-into-trump-organization-revenue

Donald Trump Jr.’s vomit-inducing sexuality https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwj-0uXe5MPXAhWIMyYKHRekAV8QFggoMAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fgawker.com%2Fthe-one-best-tweet-from-donald-trump-jr-1755251923&usg=AOvVaw3wnZ_13k9YozRzZ3Os38_8

DTJ’s stupid tweet about socialism on Halloween
https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/925495970032443392?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fpeople.com%2Fpolitics%2Fdonald-trump-jr-takes-away-half-of-daughters-halloween-candy-to-teach-her-about-socialism%2F

Fred Trump is purely disturbing
https://mindcontrolblackassassins.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/aatrumbfredc.gif

Fred Trump lovin’ on the klan, white supremacy, etc.
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/mvke38/all-the-evidence-we-could-find-about-fred-trumps-alleged-involvement-with-the-kkk

Donald Trump Sr.’s TV addiction https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2017/07/07/is-donald-trump-a-tv-addict-215346

Trump’s weird eating habits https://munchies.vice.com/en_us/article/53n5dd/trumps-oddly-specific-white-house-eating-habits-have-been-revealed

Trump University’s multimillion dollar class action settlement https://www.nytimes.com/2016/11/19/us/politics/trump-university.html