Harry Potter: The Chapter Titles Were So Good
113 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 8 years ago - ★★★★★ - 53 ratingsA podular broadcast chronicling the magical journey of three young men through the seven novels in the Harry Potter series, chapter by chapter.
All episodes should be assumed to contain spoilers for the entire Harry Potter series. So please. Assume it.
Also, we say "fuck."
Updated Sundays.
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TCTWSG 6.22 - After the Burial
April 05, 2015 17:00 - 22 minutes - 20.2 MBThe Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.22 - After the Burial In which Mr. Tom gets a foot tattoo, and Harry goes to Mars, and Rupert Grint. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on Patreon
TCTWSG 6.21 - The Unknowable Room
March 29, 2015 20:18 - 18 minutes - 17.1 MBThe Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.21 - The Unknowable Room In which Harry Potter is a love superhero, and a shufti is taken. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on Patreon
TCTWSG Q&A SPECIALSTRAVAGANZA
March 28, 2015 16:33 - 26 minutes - 36.1 MBTHE CHAPTER TITLES WERE SO GOOD QUESTION AND ANSWER SPECIALSTRAVAGANZA Dearest Listeners, The Faculty and Staff of The Chapter Titles Were So Good would like to present to you the TCTWSG Q&A SPECIALSTRAVAGANZA. This rare and beautiful specialsode is dedicated to those brave souls who support us on Patreon. If the spirit of their generosity has moved you as much as it has moved us, please consider joining their number by clicking here. In which the TCTWSG boys finally answer all the hard...
TCTWSG 6.20 - Lord Voldemort's Request
March 22, 2015 21:34 - 24 minutes - 22.9 MBThe Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.20 - Lord Voldemort’s Request With Special Guest LOUIS MITAS In which Dumbeldore's goofy about love, and Hepzibuh wears many corsets. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on Patreon PLEASE NOTE: You can follow Louis on Twitter.
TCTWSG 6.19 - Elf Tails
March 15, 2015 20:59 - 21 minutes - 19.5 MBThe Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.19 - Elf Tails In which Dumbledore gets murdered for bonus points. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on Patreon
TCTWSG 6.18 - Birthday Surprises
March 08, 2015 17:30 - 23 minutes - 21.7 MBThe Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.18 - Birthday Surprises In which Harry plays Voldemort in a reenactment, and the listener gets a lesson in poisoning strategy. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on Patreon
TCTWSG 6.17 - A Sluggish Memory
March 01, 2015 20:51 - 19 minutes - 17.5 MBThe Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.17 - A Sluggish Memory In which you don’t have a chicken garden. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on Patreon
TCTWSG 6.16 - A Very Frosty Christmas
February 22, 2015 23:47 - 19 minutes - 17.5 MBThe Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.16 - A Very Frosty Christmas In which Harry's world is divided into good people and Death Eaters. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on Patreon
TCTWSG 6.15 - The Unbreakable Vow
February 15, 2015 19:31 - 19 minutes - 18.2 MBThe Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.15 - The Unbreakable Vow In which Reggie wins the respect of horses, and Mr. Tom might just snap. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on Patreon
TCTWSG 6.14 - Felix Felicis
February 08, 2015 22:49 - 25 minutes - 23.6 MBThe Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.14 - Felix Felicis In which Ron strikes a jaunty pose and Jo still needs the party to happen. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on Patreon
TCTWSG 6.13 - The Secret Riddle
February 01, 2015 19:59 - 20 minutes - 18.8 MBThe Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.13 - The Secret Riddle In which moms love Dumbledore's memories, and Mrs. Cole joins the zoo. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on Patreon
TCTWSG: THE MOVIE
January 31, 2015 04:28 - 32 minutes - 30 MBTCTWSG: THE MOVIE Dearest Listeners, The Faculty and Staff of The Chapter Titles Were So Good invites you to enjoy TCTWSG: The Movie. This extra-special extra episode is offered up in gratitude to our especially lovely Patreon supporters. Through their generosity, all are welcome to enjoy. Yes, even you! If you happen upon such a supporter tomorrow, do compliment their excellent taste in podcasts, and perhaps offer to buy them a muffin, or a scone. And to join their hallowed ranks, click he...
TCTWSG 6.12 - Silver and Opals
January 25, 2015 23:09 - 18 minutes - 17.3 MBThe Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.12 - Silver and Opals In which the trio goes to the mall, and powerful wizards have been empowered to write new code into the platonic realm. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on Patreon
TCTWSG 6.11 - Hermione's Helping Hand
January 18, 2015 21:25 - 17 minutes - 15.6 MBThe Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.11 - Hermione's Helping Hand In which Voldemort fails to do the thing. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on Patreon
TCTWSG 6.10 - The House of Gaunt
January 11, 2015 21:41 - 23 minutes - 21.7 MBThe Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.10 - The House of Gaunt In which love is a good thing, Voldemort is only the bad things, Dumbledore banks on loophole bullshit, Peter is nailed to a a door, Mister Tom discovers the true meaning of fanfiction, and Reggie likes Bob Ogden. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on Patreon NOTE: Owing to the subject matter of the chapter, this episode contains some discussion of drug-facilitat...
TCTWSG 6.09 - The Half Blood Prince
January 04, 2015 22:28 - 22 minutes - 20.6 MBThe Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.09 - The Half Blood Prince In which a bias against ghosts is a little understandable, and only one kid gets to be Sandy. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on Patreon
TCTWSG 6.08 - Snape Victorious
December 28, 2014 19:19 - 19 minutes - 18.1 MBThe Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.08 - Snape Victorious In which Harry sees another gleam of triumph, and Ron doesn't respect the creative process. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on Patreon
TCTWSG 6.07 - The Slug Club
December 21, 2014 22:59 - 22 minutes - 20.7 MBThe Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.07 - The Slug Club In which Harry's being foolish. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on Patreon
TCTWSG 6.06 - Draco's Detour
December 14, 2014 23:21 - 15 minutes - 13.9 MBThe Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.06 - Draco's Detour In which wizards favor whimsy, and bludgers, and beaters, and snitches, and seekers iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on Patreon
TCTWSG 6.05 - An Excess of Phlegm
December 07, 2014 21:51 - 20 minutes - 19 MBThe Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.05 - An Excess of Phlegm In which Mr. Tom's entire life is meaningless, and Harry sniffs a bullet. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on Patreon
TCTWSG 6.04 - Horace Slughorn
November 30, 2014 23:53 - 20 minutes - 18.8 MBThe Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.04 - Horace Slughorn In which a portkey's a Panera Bread, and the universe will always have a home in Hogwarts. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on Patreon
TCTWSG 6.03 - Will and Won't
November 23, 2014 20:05 - 18 minutes - 17.3 MBThe Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.03 - Will and Won't In which the physical layout of objects in an impediment to the narrator telling us what's on the news. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on Patreon
TCTWSG 6.02 - Spinner's End
November 16, 2014 22:12 - 18 minutes - 16.7 MBThe Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.02 - Spinner's End In which Dumbledore makes a bet on love, Snape has an obligation to murder, and Peter is a little impatient. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on Patreon
TCTWSG 6.01 - The Other Minister
November 09, 2014 19:50 - 17 minutes - 15.7 MBThe Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.01 - The Other Minister In which Dementors exchange metaphysical fluids. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on Patreon
TCTWSG 5.38 - The Second War Begins
September 21, 2014 19:54 - 23 minutes - 21.5 MBThe Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.38 - The Second War Begins In which Luna is helpful, Hagrid is not, and Nick is neither here nor there. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
TCTWSG 5.37 - The Lost Prophecy
September 14, 2014 23:26 - 23 minutes - 21.3 MBThe Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.37 - The Lost Prophecy In which Harry Potter's heart generates love. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
TCTWSG 5.36 - The Only One He Ever Feared
September 07, 2014 22:53 - 20 minutes - 27.5 MBThe Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.36 - The Only One He Ever Feared In which Dumbledore, enemy of Voldemort, fights Voldemort, and Fawkes horcruxes the moon. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
TCTWSG 5.35 - Beyond the Veil
August 31, 2014 18:06 - 13 minutes - 18.8 MBThe Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.35 - Beyond the Veil In which Rookwood is on probation, and Hermione didn't kill baby Hitler. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
TCTWSG 5.34 - The Department of Mysteries
August 25, 2014 02:55 - 15 minutes - 14.4 MBThe Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.34 - The Department of Mysteries In which we have to overcome the mysterious egg. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
TCTWSG 5.33 - Fight and Flight
August 17, 2014 22:38 - 17 minutes - 16.3 MBThe Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.33 - Fight and Flight In which Harry gets ready for his annual May adventure, and Mr. Tom burrows. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
TCTWSG 5.32 - Out of the Fire
August 11, 2014 02:35 - 23 minutes - 21.8 MBThe Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.32 - Out of the Fire In which Lee Jordan never had a chance. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
TCTWSG 5.31 - O.W.L.s
August 03, 2014 20:42 - 21 minutes - 19.9 MBThe Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.31 - O.W.L.s In which Harry, a fifth year student, sits his O.W.L. exams, and Voldemort wants none of your amazing chicken. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
TCTWSG 5.30 - Grawp
July 28, 2014 01:23 - 21 minutes - 20 MBThe Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.30 - Grawp In which Filch is a different person. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
TCTWSG 5.29 - Career Advice
July 20, 2014 23:25 - 19 minutes - 18 MBThe Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.29 - Career Advice In which there are ten jobs in the world, and Mr. Tom loves telling lies. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
TCTWSG 5.28 - Snape's Worst Memory
July 14, 2014 00:02 - 17 minutes - 16.3 MBThe Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.28 - Snape’s Worst Memory In which Harry Potter gets a job at JC Penny and humanizes a squib. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
TCTWSG 5.27 - The Centaur and the Sneak
July 06, 2014 23:09 - 21 minutes - 20.1 MBThe Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.27 - The Centaur and the Sneak In which all divination sucks, and Hermione is mean to a horse. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
TCTWSG 5.26 - Seen and Unforeseen
June 29, 2014 23:01 - 23 minutes - 21.5 MBThe Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.26 - Seen and Unforeseen In which Harry and Cho get back together, and one of Snape’s worst memories is seen. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
TCTWSG 5.25 - The Beetle at Bay
June 22, 2014 23:13 - 22 minutes - 20.5 MBThe Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.25 - The Beetle at Bay In which a laugh belongs here. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
TCTWSG 5.24 - Occlumency
June 15, 2014 23:36 - 21 minutes - 19.8 MBThe Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.24 -Occlumency In which Snape is a singularly effective instrument of the complete terribleness that he authentically desires to be. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
TCTWSG 5.23 -Christmas on the Closed Ward
June 08, 2014 22:01 - 25 minutes - 23.7 MBThe Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.23 -Christmas on the Closed Ward In which Ward Longbottom finally speaks. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
TCTWSG 5.22 - St. Mungo’s Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries
June 01, 2014 23:49 - 24 minutes - 22.1 MBThe Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.22 - St. Mungo’s Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries In which St. Mungo tends a fire. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
TCTWSG 5.21 - The Eye of the Snake
May 25, 2014 23:48 - 20 minutes - 18.7 MBThe Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.21 - The Eye of the Snake In which a tall, majestic, beautiful man wears a pillowcase, and Hall and Oates. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
TCTWSG 5.20 - Hagrid's Tale
May 18, 2014 23:24 - 20 minutes - 18.6 MBThe Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.20 - Hagrid’s Tale In which Hermione makes a long cut in the fabric of the universe through which she can enter the fourth dimension. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
TCTWSG 5.19 - The Lion and the Serpent
May 12, 2014 00:12 - 18 minutes - 17.1 MBThe Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.19 - The Lion and the Serpent In which Hermione was not wearing an additional head on top of her head. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
TCTWSG 5.18 - Dumbledore's Army
May 04, 2014 23:36 - 26 minutes - 23.9 MBThe Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.18 - Dumbledore’s Army In which Death Eaters laugh and eat a salad, and a little bit of magic goes a long way. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
TCTWSG 5.17 - Educational Decree Number Twenty-Four
April 27, 2014 21:35 - 27 minutes - 25.3 MBThe Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.17 - Educational Decree Number Twenty-Four In which a Ghost Seer and a Goblin Dragon walk into a bar. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
TCTWSG 5.16 - In the Hog's Head
April 21, 2014 00:46 - 20 minutes - 18.8 MBIn which Ernie is pompous and kittens are Vanished. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
TCTWSG 5.15 - The Hogwarts High Inquisitor
April 13, 2014 18:13 - 24 minutes - 22.5 MBThe Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.15 - The Hogwarts High Inquisitor In which professor Grubbly-Plank is completely unobjectionable from any reasonable perspective. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
TCTWSG 5.14 - Percy and Padfoot
April 06, 2014 18:11 - 20 minutes - 18.7 MBThe Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.14 - Percy and Padfoot In which dinosaurs don't exist, clocks probably do, and Hermione winces for Ron. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you're some kind of fancypants)
TCTWSG 5.13 - Detention with Dolores
March 30, 2014 20:19 - 18 minutes - 17 MBThe Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.13 - Detention with Dolores In which Minerva doesn’t really get Twitter. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants) NOTE: This episode contains some discussion of child abuse