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Harry Potter: The Chapter Titles Were So Good

113 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 8 years ago - ★★★★★ - 53 ratings

A podular broadcast chronicling the magical journey of three young men through the seven novels in the Harry Potter series, chapter by chapter.

All episodes should be assumed to contain spoilers for the entire Harry Potter series. So please. Assume it.

Also, we say "fuck."

Updated Sundays.

Email us: tctwsg(at)gmail.com

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TCTWSG 7.Epilogue - Nineteen Years Later

April 03, 2016 18:39 - 33 minutes - 30.5 MB

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.Epilogue - Nineteen Years Later In which magic comes from the future, and Jo says there’s no books. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on Patreon

The Chapter Titles Were So Goodbye

March 27, 2016 15:44 - 39 minutes - 36.5 MB

TCTWSG Presents: The Chapter Titles Were So Goodbye Dearest Listeners, The Faculty and Staff of The Chapter Titles Were So Good are so glad to present "The Chapter Titles Were So Goodbye." This "special" is brought to you by our innocent and naive Patreonettes. If you would like to join them, act fast, because after April 1, there won't be a Patreon to support anymore. In which God is a Fantastic Beast. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Su...

TCTWSG 7.36 - The Flaw in the Plan

March 20, 2016 22:03 - 35 minutes - 32.3 MB

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.36 - The Flaw in the Plan In which Harry and Voldemort don’t usually talk this much. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on Patreon

TCTWSG 7.35 - King's Cross

March 13, 2016 19:06 - 28 minutes - 25.7 MB

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.35 - King's Cross In which Mr. Tom encapsulates, and Peter sees the author here, and Regular Tom is tempted to build a replica of purgatory, and this is a hallucination or Dumbledore's soul come back from heaven and then leave or something in between. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on Patreon

TCTWSG 7.34 - The Forest Again

March 06, 2016 21:32 - 17 minutes - 16.3 MB

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.34 - The Forest Again In which, finally, the truth: he has to die(ish), and Nerveless. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on Patreon

7.33 - The Prince's Tale

February 28, 2016 22:58 - 27 minutes - 25.6 MB

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.33 - The Prince’s Tale In which we had the wRONg Weasley. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on Patreon

TCTWSG 7.32 - The Elder Wand

February 21, 2016 21:24 - 34 minutes - 31.6 MB

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.32 - The Elder Wand In which Mr. Tom, Regular Tom, and The Peter share their favorite phrases of the week. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on Patreon

TCTWSG 7.31 - The Battle of Hogwarts

February 14, 2016 20:29 - 24 minutes - 22.5 MB

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.31 - The Battle of Hogwarts In which the best junk is destroyed, and all ghost stories are person stories. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on Patreon

TCTWSG 7.30 - The Sacking of Severus Snape

February 07, 2016 18:09 - 31 minutes - 28.9 MB

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.30 - The Sacking of Severus Snape In which Ernie Macmillan is somewhere, and Snape flaps to turn. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on Patreon

TCTWSG 7.29 - The Lost Diadem

January 31, 2016 18:57 - 17 minutes - 16.2 MB

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.29 - The Lost Diadem In which Jo knew an incompetent person, and Ginny isn't worried about Larry. Direct Link (listen in your browser, or right click and choose “save as”) iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on Patreon

TCTWSG 7.28 - The Missing Mirror

January 24, 2016 19:15 - 20 minutes - 18.3 MB

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.28 - The Missing Mirror In which vacant bodies are fine. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on Patreon

TCTWSG 7.27 - The Final Hiding Place

January 17, 2016 19:33 - 27 minutes - 25.3 MB

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.27 - The Final Hiding Place In which less than ghost, and almost something happens. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on Patreon

TCTWSG 7.26 - Gringotts

January 10, 2016 23:36 - 20 minutes - 18.6 MB

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.26 - Gringotts In which Crookshanks has left, or stayed. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on Patreon

TCTWSG 7.25 - Shell Cottage

January 03, 2016 22:58 - 27 minutes - 25.3 MB

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.25 - Shell Cottage In which a mess of four hands is vigorously shaken, and Harry breathes in some salt. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on Patreon

TCTWSG 7.24 - The Wandmaker

December 27, 2015 23:11 - 27 minutes - 25 MB

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.24 - The Wandmaker In which Harry promises heavier meat, and you can practice your trumpet solo. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on Patreon

TCTWSG 7.23 - Malfoy Manor

December 20, 2015 21:46 - 21 minutes - 20 MB

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.23 - Malfoy Manor In which Dobby seemed like something else, and Mr. Tom ponders the true meaning of motherhood. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on Patreon

TCTWSG 7.22 - The Deathly Hallows

December 13, 2015 21:21 - 24 minutes - 22.4 MB

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.22 - The Deathly Hallows In which Hagrid never gets snatchered in the future, and the and the is okay. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on Patreon

TCTWSG 7.21 - The Tale of the Three Brothers

December 06, 2015 20:10 - 26 minutes - 24.3 MB

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.21 - The Tale of the Three Brothers In which some pets are dicks, and it has to be a dingus. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on Patreon

TCTWSG 7.20 - Xenophilius Lovegood

November 29, 2015 22:14 - 26 minutes - 24.3 MB

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.20 - Xenophilius Lovegood In which a castle to Hermione, and sublime functionality. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on Patreon

TCTWSG: Unhinged

November 28, 2015 01:39 - 32 minutes - 29.7 MB

TCTWSG: Unhinged Dearest Listeners, The Faculty and Staff of The Chapter Titles Were So Good are obliged to reveal TCTWSG: Unhinged. This astonishing compendium, assembled from the dregs of our conversations, should be served alongside Thanksgiving leftovers to the kind pilgrims who furnish our mashed potatoes with gravy on Patreon. To follow in their footsteps, click here. In which the CD was a Space Video. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants...

TCTWSG 7.19 - The Silver Doe

November 22, 2015 21:00 - 33 minutes - 30.5 MB

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.19 - The Silver Doe In which Ron conceived of Hermione as “The Girl”, and why did this famous wizard have a sword, and you’re happy because love and your mother, and maybe Snape enjoyed things. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on Patreon

TCTWSG 7.18 - The Life and Lies of Albus Dumbledore

November 15, 2015 18:00 - 19 minutes - 17.9 MB

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.18 - The Life and Lies of Albus Dumbledore In which this is the chapter around which to have the discussion about the question about the representation of Dumbledore’s sexuality in the books. Direct Link (listen in your browser, or right click and choose “save as”) iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on Patreon

TCTWSG 7.17 - Bathilda’s Secret

November 08, 2015 20:39 - 26 minutes - 24.5 MB

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.17 - Bathilda’s Secret In which Peter doesn’t know if a snake can do that, and Harry reads the comments. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on Patreon

TCTWSG 7.16 - Godric’s Hollow

November 01, 2015 19:11 - 21 minutes - 19.9 MB

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.16 - Godric’s Hollow In which, despite gloom, they relished. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on Patreon

TCTWSG: THE MOVIE: THE PRI3NER OF A3KABAN

October 30, 2015 17:00 - 28 minutes - 25.8 MB

TCTWSG: THE MOVIE: THE PRI3NER OF A3KABAN With Special Guest MERLIN MANN Dearest Listeners, The Faculty and Staff of The Chapter Titles Were So Good insists that you acknowledge TCTWSG: THE MOVIE: THE PRI3NER OF A3KABAN. This nominally "special" film discussion has been forged in the flames of the love we bear for our Patreon supporters. If you would like to burn alongside them (burn like in our hearts, not burn like dying), you can do so by clicking here. In which Buckbeak is a very gif...

TCTWSG 7.15 - The Goblin’s Revenge

October 25, 2015 21:16 - 22 minutes - 21 MB

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.15 - The Goblin’s Revenge In which they’re usually in a big comfy castle. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on Patreon

TCTWSG 7.14 - The Thief

October 18, 2015 19:00 - 24 minutes - 22.6 MB

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.14 - The Thief In which the taboo originated in Ancient France, and they should have been digging a pit. Direct Link (listen in your browser, or right click and choose “save as”) iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on Patreon

TCTWSG 7.13 - The Muggle-Born Registration Commission

October 11, 2015 19:30 - 18 minutes - 17.3 MB

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.13 - The Muggle-Born Registration Commission In which, due to a failure of muggle technology, there is very little of Mr. Tom in the episode. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on Patreon

TCTWSG 7.12 - Magic is Might

October 04, 2015 20:05 - 20 minutes - 18.6 MB

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.12 - Magic is Might In which I can’t relate to hats. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on Patreon

TCTWSG 7.11 - The Bribe

September 27, 2015 22:36 - 27 minutes - 25 MB

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.11 - The Bribe In which no one is as important as the ghost minister. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on Patreon

TCTWSG 7.10 - Kreacher's Tale

September 20, 2015 18:30 - 25 minutes - 23 MB

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.10 - Kreacher’s Tale In which the women were muggles, and muggles bury trash.   iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on Patreon

TCTWSG 7.09 - A Place to Hide

September 13, 2015 18:00 - 21 minutes - 19.5 MB

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.09 - A Place to Hide In which your grandmother can understand magic, and a spell reveals the man. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on Patreon

TCTWSG 7.08 - The Wedding

September 06, 2015 21:26 - 22 minutes - 20.3 MB

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.08 - The Wedding In which Harry is incognito as a person named Barny, which is unethical.   iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on Patreon

TCTWSG 7.07 - The Will of Albus Dumbledore

August 30, 2015 19:24 - 20 minutes - 18.5 MB

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.07 - The Will of Albus Dumbledore In which weasels are perfidious and dishonest, and you don’t want people to look at you funny in the hallway at your government job when you wave at them. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on Patreon

TCTWSG 7.06 - The Ghoul in Pajamas

August 23, 2015 18:47 - 24 minutes - 22.8 MB

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.06 - The Ghoul in Pajamas In which Monica Wilkens is pretty okay, and Peter develops a theory about this book’s true authorship iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on Patreon

TCTWSG 7.05 - Fallen Warrior

August 16, 2015 21:52 - 23 minutes - 21.4 MB

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.05 - Fallen Warrior In which our noses keep us weighted to the ground, Dumbledore ends every meeting with poignant last words, and the best Mr. Tom can do is socks.   iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on Patreon

TCTWSG 7.04 - The Seven Potters

August 09, 2015 21:27 - 28 minutes - 26.4 MB

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.04 - The Seven Potters In which childish tricks with broomsticks are not going to matter, and Harry can do wand-destroying golden fire magic now because why the hell not. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on Patreon

TCTWSG 7.03 - The Dursleys Departing

August 02, 2015 21:52 - 17 minutes - 16.1 MB

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.03 - The Dursleys Departing In which the audience demanded some vague closure for Dirk Dursley. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on Patreon

TCTWSG 7.02 - In Memoriam

July 26, 2015 19:32 - 25 minutes - 22.9 MB

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.02 - In Memoriam In which special items should be kept safe down in the center of the big bag. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on Patreon

TCTWSG 7.01 - The Dark Lord Ascending

July 19, 2015 20:38 - 27 minutes - 25.6 MB

We now present the seventh and final season in the epic tale of The Chapter Titles Were So Good. The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.01 - The Dark Lord Ascending In which nobody needed to come to this meeting. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on Patreon

TCTWSG: Unplugged

July 05, 2015 19:02 - 24 minutes - 22.6 MB

TCTWSG: Unplugged Dearest Listeners, The Faculty and Staff of The Chapter Titles Were So Good would like you experience TCTWSG: Unplugged. This collection of outtakes, odds and ends from the recording of our show is delivered in admiration and gratitude of the fine friends who give us cash on Patreon. If you would like to follow their example, please do so by clicking here. In which we reminisce about the age of the Beatles, Benny Goodman, and Bon Jovi. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and revie...

TCTW4G: THE MOVIE FOUREVER

June 15, 2015 01:16 - 30 minutes - 42.3 MB

TCTW4G: THE MOVIE FOUREVER Dearest Listeners, The Faculty and Staff of The Chapter Titles Were So Good offers for your consideration TCTW4G: THE MOVIE FOUREVER. This breathtaking tour de film is presented as a token of our admiration of the fine upstanding citizens who throw money at our Patreon. If you would like to follow their example, please do so by clicking here. In which the podcasters three review a very contractual movie. #NotAllMovies   iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RS...

TCTWSG 6.30 - The White Tomb

May 31, 2015 18:29 - 30 minutes - 27.5 MB

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.30 - The White Tomb In which Denis was a weird time-baby, Voldemort sounds like a french thing he likes, Scrimgeour is not seasonal, Jo is pro 90’s, Harry’s not going back to school, and Ginny saw this coming. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on Patreon

TCTWSG 6.29 - The Phoenix Lament

May 24, 2015 19:25 - 26 minutes - 24 MB

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.29 - The Phoenix Lament In which Peter doesn’t need to hear about Tonks right now. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on Patreon

TCTWSG 6.28 - The Flight of the Prince

May 17, 2015 17:18 - 24 minutes - 22.2 MB

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.28 - The Flight of the Prince In which Harry doesn’t have time for Rab.   iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on Patreon

TCTWSG 6.27 - The Lightning-Struck Tower

May 10, 2015 20:05 - 28 minutes - 26.1 MB

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.27 - The Lightning-Struck Tower In which someone is dead.   iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on Patreon

TCTWSG 6.26 - The Cave

May 03, 2015 20:19 - 25 minutes - 23.4 MB

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.26 - The Cave In which Dumbledore loses his cool and brings a knife. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on Patreon

TCTWSG 6.25 - The Seer Overheard

April 26, 2015 17:04 - 29 minutes - 27.1 MB

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.25 - The Seer Overheard In which Snape notices the lovely day. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on Patreon

TCTWSG 6.24 - Sectumsempra

April 19, 2015 21:16 - 23 minutes - 21.2 MB

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.24 - Sectumsempra In which Harry sees Harry, and is mean to Dean. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on Patreon

TCTWSG 6.23 - Horcruxes

April 12, 2015 21:31 - 20 minutes - 18.8 MB

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.23 - Horcruxes In which the buffalo’s death is a part of it, and Mr. Tom was worried about a fetch quest, and souls are midi-chlorians but that’s okay, and Mr. Tom misremembers having read the Harry Potter series, and Dumbledore dumblesplains Harry’s desire for revenge to Harry, and Gryffindor brought back pens, and Peter wants his own skeleton. iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review) RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on Patreon

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