Hangin with Old Lew *the podcast your momma loves
142 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 2 months ago - ★★★★★ - 8 ratingsA podcast of mostly lies, your momma jokes and illicit substances, hosts Joshua Citrak and Jeffery Lewis break the boundaries of acceptable discourse while dissecting culture, politics and sports; host knowledgeable guests and play music by independent artists.
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Episodes
Ep.043 "I Used to Wear a Helmet"
November 02, 2017 21:12 - 1 hour - 76 MBWe explain why men are maniacs and talk about Chinese eyes, folding money, adults wearing super hero memorabilia, obsolete knowledge, the World Series, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, pissing in a trough, will power, head injuries, positive role models for drunks, and we play music by Whisper At Night! W.A.N.: http://www.whisperatnight.com On SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/wanradio/freaky-730fm-phntm-mnce
Episode #042 "Caint be Turnt"
October 18, 2017 17:08 - 1 hour - 69.8 MBWe talk about Balki Bartokomous, homeless minimum wage, rolling into town on a Greyhound, Boys Toys, our stickers, Lit Quake, hurricane ravaged Caribbean cruises, the Grateful Dead, killing it, Kirk Gibson, California Wildfires, phubbing; we blame Hillary for Weinstein, hate on poi and take a shot of whiskey (who knew!) Balki: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bronson_Pinchot 6th Street: http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/SF-s-6th-Street-struggles-amid-Mid-Market-revival-2746...
Ep. 041 "Tell 'Em O.J. Did It"
October 05, 2017 03:51 - 1 hour - 84.1 MBWe talk flag worship, C.R.E.A.M., whore houses, fights on date nights, Michelle Quan vs. Jean Quan, American flag bikinis, Justine Sacco, asthma preppers, climate vs. weather, pitcher vs. catcher, Underdog, we forget to review our Sensi-Box subscription and play music by Okay(K).
"The Return of O.G. Showtime"
September 27, 2017 22:03 - 1 hour - 87.6 MBWe talk about Okinawa’s beer vending machines, Apocalypse Now, the Coast Guard in Wyoming, ambidextrous jackoffs, we tell off babies, rehash the ethics of the N.F.L., I ask "why?" a lot we and play music by Australian hip-hop artist Ziggy Ramos.
Ep. 039 "Stunted Growth and Broken Dreams"
August 28, 2017 04:23 - 1 hour - 79.1 MBIn this episode we talk about sticky fingers, Sweet-dick Willie, Nevada, weed preppers, Mayweather vs. McGregor, dirty phones, Confederate monuments as participation trophies, boycotting the NFL, “free speech” rallies, pardons, grown men on skateboards, we introduce “Three’s the Magic Number” and play music by Slim Vegas.
Ep. #038 “Colossally Ignorant”
August 14, 2017 01:29 - 1 hour - 73.9 MBIn this episode we talk about fecal transplants, agent provocateurs, when nazis punch back, the Dallas Cowboys and Los Angeles Dodgers as hate groups, pyramids on the moon, sexual repression, New Orleans, SoundCloud, Beast Mode, douchey cars and play music by JMorgan!
Ep. 036 "Blanket Party"
August 04, 2017 22:49 - 1 hour - 67.2 MBIn this episode we talk about back sliding sinners, potty accidents, vision quests, Mike Vick vs. Kaepernick, chasing checks vs. chasing dreams, Marine Corps bootcamp, Plastic Man and play music by Atlanta hip-hop artist Slim Vegas.
Ep. 035 "Freezer Full of Breastmilk"
July 04, 2017 17:12 - 1 hour - 79.6 MBWe talk about free stuff, the paper bag test, pixel panties, Filipino house boys, Nevada, appendectomies, night terrors, hoof and mouth vs. hand foot and mouth, Miracle Whip vs. Mayonnaise, Joshua tells Yugo jokes, and Jimi does our intro!
Ep.034 "I Feared for My Life"
June 26, 2017 03:19 - 1 hour - 74.2 MBWe talk about Edward Bernays, Magic vs. Bird, Genesis, hitting folks with bricks, Orlando Castile, Emmet Till and exposure to violence, another championship for the Bay Area, hair vs. fur and Jeff spills some whiskey.
"Until You Get Punched in the Face"
June 12, 2017 19:27 - 1 hour - 61.6 MBLitterati founder Jeff Kirschner joins us and we talk about the global impact of his crowd-source cleaning app that makes it fun to pick up litter, TED talks, plastic in the oceans, using big data to for good, dreaming big, the attention economy and we pl
Ep. 032 "I Got Some Indian in Me"
June 01, 2017 15:30 - 1 hour - 57.1 MBWe talk about picking scabs, speaking in tongues, dick prints, multi-generational trauma, receipts for cows, sickle cell anemia, Denial of Service attacks, Father Abraham has many sons, and Jeff accuses my dead great-grandmother of being a whore.
Ep. 031 "C@ck Holster"
May 08, 2017 03:47 - 1 hour - 59.7 MBIn our anniversary episode we talk Eugenics vs. Eubonics, c@cksuckers vs. c@ck holsters, why the wealthiest nation has the most miserable people, how insurance works, Ewoks, Lana Del Rey, Obama touches me, I flex my privilege and Jeff bangs the mics like
Ep.030 "Alleged Pullout Game"
April 24, 2017 03:14 - 1 hour - 65.8 MBWe have Jon Konrath on the show and talk Oakland/Las Vegas Raiders, Elkhart, Indiana, Shawn Kemp, audio books, Fast and the Furious, Ludacris as a multi-dimensional time rapper, alternate John Conner, so real vs. surreal, Marvel movies and CATERPILLARS!
Ep. 029 "Jerking off Dolphins"
April 10, 2017 03:52 - 1 hour - 71.8 MBWe talk to Ian Colinas, a chemist interested in medicinal cannabis, and get deep with the devil's weed, alcohol vs. cannabis, extracts, efficacy testing, fleas in cat litter, entourage effect, David McNutt, breast milk, money talks, compulsory hallucinoge
Ep .028 "Stems, Seeds and Everything"
March 27, 2017 05:00 - 1 hour - 57.5 MBWe smoke @SFGreenDelivery Lemon Tree and talk #MarchMadness, @getNugg, #sportingGreen, elbows to the face, @kaepernick7, 18 holes, sleeping in, positive messages, Positive K, Lemon Pledge, ditch weed, Mondays, Bob Marley posters, ATF raids, medical suppli
Ep. 027 "I Had a Dream I Was Hard"
March 13, 2017 06:18 - 1 hour - 66.7 MBWe choke out a wolf, make our kids fight raccoons and we shoot a skunk in the ass! We talk NFL free agency, March Madness, multiple ejaculations, our Instagram feed, health care vs. iPhones and I confuse Michelle Obama with Condi Rice.
Ep. 026 "Each One Teach One"
February 27, 2017 06:46 - 1 hour - 69.6 MBRapper, producer, actor, writer Yung Lott joins us and we talk #hardKandy, #demo, Hunter's Point, SFPD gang task force, Soulja Boy, Yellow Fever, Pisces, New Zealand, changing diapers, Bay Area sound, Tu Pac, L.A., Humpty Hump, Sunnydale housing projects,
Ep. 025 Mo' Privilege Mo' Problems
February 13, 2017 05:58 - 1 hour - 73.4 MBWe talk nude protests, bad heroin, Caddy Shack, lies vs. bullsh!t, donkey shows, freedom of choice, new car smell, Jesus' Son, Instagram Hotties and I forget to tell a funny story about my great-grandfather.
Ep. 024 "Where All the White Women At?"
January 30, 2017 04:16 - 1 hour - 66.2 MBWe tell our immigration stories and talk about #floatTanks, Cleveland, Grover Cleveland, #muslimBan, sending pregnant ladies into space, Honkasians, Schwinn Stringrays, Bill Hicks, #looseys, Christian values, Hotel California, #womensMarch, World War One,
Ep. 023 "Because, Grizzly Bears"
January 20, 2017 02:43 - 1 hour - 60 MBIn our Inauguration Day special, we give the people a voice! We hear listeners voicemail and talk about Dracula, three peckered goats, Paris Hilton in the middle of nowhere, tent cities, being wrong, Space Bears, Cisco, leg kicks, Big A$$ Swords, pulling out, Piano Guys, Godwins Law, fiddles, beet and kale juice, I play Freud, and we remember who Stephen Hawking is.
Ep. 022 "Botched Circumcision"
January 16, 2017 06:47 - 1 hour - 78.9 MBIn this episode we’re joined by author Jon Konrath, we talk about Women’s March on Washington, the WWE, Staph infections, Paula Poundstone, the unstoppable, perpetual motion of government, Al Qaeda, self-publishing, Canada, Steve Harvey, the Indianapolis Colts, baby names, David/Brenda Remier, ISBNs, Chevy Cameros, The Virginian and Whisper At Night does our intro!
Ep. 021 "Black Santa vs. White Jesus"
December 20, 2016 03:02 - 1 hour - 74.4 MBIn our holiday special we talk about Creature Features, Sudafed buzzes, The Daily Show, jalapeno poppers, Bo Jackson, condoms, Pam Anderson, #TWD, lucid dreaming, sociopaths, #recount2016, bad eggrolls, the high jump, Kanye, and Big Bother Brock and Ghett
Ep. 020 "If You Love, You Swallow"
December 05, 2016 04:54 - 1 hour - 74.1 MBWe talk about junior high school dances, donkey parades, pawn shops, #TRUTH, neck tattoos, bachelorette parties, holiday travel, electrical college, #thompetty, working class whites, #nodapl, the Raiders, we break down prop 64 and I confuse Steve Bannon with Captain Steve Austin. Brought to you by Carls Jr.
Ep. 019 "Finger Wave"
November 21, 2016 03:34 - 1 hour - 83.2 MBWe talk about hysterical white people, the Jonestown Massacre, slapping Mitt Romney, Wyomingians, conduction vs. convection, Hamilton, #NODAPL, lesbianonics, John Christ, Black Jesus, Harvey Milk as Jesus, Canadians and there's a party in Jeff's mouth.
Ep. 018 "We Eat Cabbage and We Like It"
November 07, 2016 05:48 - 1 hour - 72.2 MBWe talk about vape pens, Luke Cage, Neil Degrasse Tyson, frosted tips, Luke Cage, celebrity endorsements, bad mother f*ckers, Luke Cage, #NODAPL, Luke Cage, feeling good and Dad Jeans does our intro! And Luke Cage.
Ep.017 "Squatting Down on a Traffic Cone"
October 24, 2016 03:32 - 1 hour - 66.2 MBWe talk about sleeping in, underwear with d**kholes in them, the Dozens, disciplining you child, Farhenheit 451, out of body experiences, stopping domestic violence, brewing beer, Northern Lights, gay for pay and Seals and Croft.
Locker Room Talk
October 10, 2016 15:36 - 1 hour - 65.6 MBIn this episode we talk about where to grab women, soul music, Rob Lowe, Moors, jiu-jitsu, car wrecks, grilled meat, Groupons and we all agree the Raiders suck.
Ep. 015 "Year 16 of George W. Bush's Reign"
September 27, 2016 05:06 - 1 hour - 62.6 MBWe talk about Kaepernick, the Supreme Court, #Molded, high school elections, #blacksplaining, Mad Bum, Afros, Dad Jeans and Gone With the Wind.
"Is it Because She's Black or Because She's a Dumb***"
September 19, 2016 02:19 - 43 minutes - 59.3 MBBig Brother Brock stops by and we talk about the Moors, Ford Pintos, talking to cops while tripping on acid, the black mans plight, Newports, Escalades and Spinners, the recorder cuts out and Brock blows Old Lew's ear drums out
Ep. 013 "Black-splaining"
September 01, 2016 04:16 - 1 hour - 125 MBIn this episode we talk about burying dead pets, power of attorney, the First Amendment, float spas, lost luggage, liars, reparations and we invent a new term: #blacksplaining -- when white people explain black folks behavior without understanding their
Ep. 012 "High All the Time"
August 15, 2016 20:37 - 1 hour - 118 MBIn this episode we talk about marijuana laws in Washington, Oregon and California, NPR, Red Dawn, Jesus, Dan Quayle, Strip Beach Volleyball, Nose Picking and in the background you can hear a dog barking.
Ep. 011 "People Coming Out of Their Houses to Throw Things At Us"
August 02, 2016 23:27 - 1 hour - 108 MBIn this episode of Hanging with Old Lew, we talk about Honkys, the 1977 Trans Am, #TPP, voting scared, cans of beans, Deuces, pancakes, Willie Hutch, you can hear the kids watching TV in the background and Pablo Escobar flies over in his CIA plane.
Ep. 010 "I'm not an E.R. doctor, I just work for a tech company"
July 19, 2016 01:34 - 1 hour - 103 MBIn this episode we talk about sin, digging up pet graves, how we can evolve, the Apostle Luke, liquor stores, Pokemon Go, Black Lives Matter, Volkswagens, White Flight vs. Gentrification, we get interrupted a lot, Jeff impersonates Caesar Milan, and I curse out my parents.
Ep. 009 "Unless There's Screaming or Bleeding, it's All Good"
July 04, 2016 20:23 - 1 hour - 135 MBHappy Fourth everybody! In this holiday special double episode we talk about what to do when you're ambushed, taking acid and changing you life for the better, the 14th Amendment, pimping out a Tesla, losing your child in a crowded place and Jeff and I bu
Ep. 008 "It's Just Us"
June 27, 2016 19:17 - 50 minutes - 69.3 MBEmmet stops by the studio and we let the tape roll. The three of us talk about graduating from 2nd grade, Y&T, lilliputians, the NBA Finals, wah-wah pedals and Jeffery reveals the evolutionary origins of snark.
Ep. 007 "License to Kill"
June 17, 2016 16:45 - 59 minutes - 81.5 MBIn this episode, we have a special guest, "Officer O'Malley*" a California Department of Corrections Officer! We talk about the death of Muhammad Ali, the massacre in Orlando and Jeff tries to make a point about white extremists, but fails miserably.
Ep. 006 "G-Lew is in the House"
June 09, 2016 14:55 - 39 minutes - 54 MBIn this episode we have G-Lew in the house! Jeff and I talk about putting down old pets, we get Aunt Judy's perspective on Ep. 003 and Jeff's twin sister, Gabrielle joins us to talk about their father, who they've never met.
Ep. 005 "Obama Phone"
May 31, 2016 10:00 - 48 minutes - 66.3 MBIn part two of our conversation with Big Mack, we get a little rowdy and talk about the music industry, Netflix recommendations, Facebook etiquette, the upcoming election (Jeff confuses us with his take on the electoral college) and Obama phones.
Ep. 004 "Hours and hours of drinking whiskey"
May 21, 2016 20:38 - 22 minutes - 31.9 MBWe talk about my recovery from a serious accident, Jeff getting beat up and having his cane stolen. Jeff reveals that he believed in Santa Claus as an adult, probably because Jeff got really drunk before we started recording.
Hangin' with Old Lew: Ep. 003 Big Mack is in the house!
May 19, 2016 14:45 - 46 minutes - 64.1 MBWe have our first guest, rapper Big Mack is in the house! We talk about super hero movies, sneaking into your own house, ghetto burgers and Jeff tells a story he is legally forbidden to tell, so we had to edit that out.
Hangin' with Old Lew: Ep. 001
May 06, 2016 23:50 - 11 minutes - 15.4 MBOld Lew and I introduce the podcast, and talk a little about the movie, "Meet the Blacks," and unfortunate names for children. http://hwolpodcast.tumblr.com for show notes, sources, etc.
Hangin' with Old Lew: Ep. 002
May 06, 2016 18:14 - 34 minutes - 48.2 MBIn episode 002 we ramble on about 420 celebrations, CTE and the morality of watching football, using marijuana to help chronic pain and Jeff has a problem saying the words "full circle."