Hangin with Old Lew *the podcast your momma loves
142 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 2 months ago - ★★★★★ - 8 ratingsA podcast of mostly lies, your momma jokes and illicit substances, hosts Joshua Citrak and Jeffery Lewis break the boundaries of acceptable discourse while dissecting culture, politics and sports; host knowledgeable guests and play music by independent artists.
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Episodes
Ep.091 "I see it, I like it, I want it, I got it"
January 13, 2020 12:20 - 1 hour - 65.4 MBWe discuss Australian fires, functionally extinct koalas, fuck kangaroos, why leaders love Trump, Colin Kaepernick and everything is racism, Dr. Pepper and Bloody Marys, Arianna Grande, Ricky Gervais is the honey badger, Uranium One and the Clinton Foundation, Jeffery Epstein, Vicky Christa Barcelona, we run out of gas and play music by 730 FM and Phntm Mnce Whisper At Night - Food Stamps (38:19) https://music.apple.com/us/album/food-stamps/1489999521?i=1489999525
Ep.090 "There is no Try"
January 01, 2020 00:20 - 1 hour - 61.1 MBWe talk about the Podcast Pulitzer Prize, safe places for men, Mystery Science Theater 3000, the urban movie going experience, ye olde sayings, future selves, backyard genetics, the VA and medical cannabis, holding pads for spazzes, New Years resolutions, Old Lew's back hurts and we play music by Big Mack (32:12) Big Mack: https://music.apple.com/us/album/access-granted/1261525079
Ep.089 "Hard Chargers"
December 05, 2019 12:20 - 1 hour - 60.3 MBWe talk about Lew's vacay to Hawaii, Eddie Gallager, chickens on Kauai, Black Friday, no quid pro quo, Mayor Pete and "the Black Vote," not being on Instagram, Joshua gets his jujitsu purple belt, Jive Talkin', the Epstein conspiracy and we play music by EvilThaIllest (29.53) Less is Moe: https://music.apple.com/us/album/lessismoe/1482094629
Ep.088 "I Would Do Anything for Love..."
October 22, 2019 11:20 - 1 hour - 75.1 MBWe talk about Reverend Williams' Last Supper, sexual orientations of 3 dollar bills, there's nothing fun about Funyuns, the NBA, China and doing the right thing because it's right, not easy, Turkey, Syria, Trump's letter and letting brothers in arms down, symphony music, quoting song lyrics, Mario Karts and we play music by Unspoken Views (27:56)
Ep.087 "We're Talkin' 'Bout Practice"
October 01, 2019 11:20 - 1 hour - 59.9 MBWe talk about the Democrats crying wolf, profits over people, California knows how to party, Listerine, hot links, Dr. Pepper and a whiskey back, vape crisis, cannabis counterfeits, Joshua comes down with a cold and we play music by JD Clayton (20:37) and Brother and The Hayes (37:22) JD Clayton: https://music.apple.com/us/album/brown-haired-blue-eyed-baby-single/1438677163 Brother and The Hayes: https://music.apple.com/us/album/tennessee-nights/1454182880
Ep.086 "On My Own Terms"
September 15, 2019 11:20 - 1 hour - 67.4 MBWe talk about the debates, Beto is a plant for Trump, vaping and the cannabis industrial complex, AR-15s, taking the Browns to the Super Bowl, pouring beer is assault, marginalized communities not supporting each other, Ancient Aliens, food for your mind, Old Lew tries to keep up and we play music by Stereosaga!!! (18:03) and Lounge FM (42.34). Stereosaga!!! https://music.apple.com/us/album/nothings-up/1474524646?i=1474524647 Lounge FM: https://open.spotify.com/artist/6hc0mVCpac...
Ep.085 "Nick Nurse's Neck Massage"
September 04, 2019 11:20 - 1 hour - 70.1 MBDerick Morales joins us in the studio and we talk about Andrew Luck, our unreasonable view of professional athletes, the new trend of players retiring early, CTE, Reggie Millers teeth, sports as the ultimate expression of capitalism, slavery and the NBA, Derick gives us a breakdown on the Warriors season expectations and we don't talk about anybody's momma. Swish Beats: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/swish-beats/id1229499490 DDollarSign: https://music.apple.com/us/album/tf...
Ep.084 "Squished Kittens"
August 20, 2019 11:20 - 1 hour - 65.3 MBWe talk about buying Greenland, head shop lingo, Tap Plastics, getting jacked for your shoes, gravity and dad bods, butt scooters, good tequila, Joshua says "dope" a lot and we play music by The Apartment Club (21:41) and Labs (44:14) Labs: https://music.apple.com/us/album/human/1450090385?i=1450090390 The Apartment Club: https://music.apple.com/us/album/doubt/1441237756?i=1441237758
Ep. 083 "Rest in Peace, Benny"
August 05, 2019 11:20 - 1 hour - 61.3 MBWe welcome Piff Habanero into the studio and talk music and inspiration, tough love, planting a seed, art vs. social media likes, skunky beer, George Washington, dog walking at Howard University, Lot's wife, world travel and changing perspectives and we play "Rocky" and his latest single "Ratchet Piff." Ratchet Piff: https://music.apple.com/us/album/ratchet-piff-single/1473390187 Piff's EP: https://music.apple.com/us/album/the-piff-habanero-ep/1465177161
Ep.082 "Reginald Denny Can't Swim"
July 22, 2019 11:20 - 1 hour - 65.4 MBWe talk about the time Joshua almost died, Ariel, James Bond and Captain Marvel, dark Marines, Jeff explains clickbait and chases whiskey with Green Apple Gatorade, Yeezy, Trump and Justine Beaver, Area 51, Nastya Nass has super powers, catching food to feed your family and we play music by Jennifer Sullivan. Jennifer Sullivan: https://music.apple.com/us/album/slide-single/1453600764
Ep.081 "'Scuse Me While I Kiss the Sky"
July 07, 2019 11:20 - 1 hour - 63.8 MBWe talk about Women's World Cup, Fredrick Douglass, Smoke-free BBQ, military power and projection, Jehovah's Witnesses, Shrimp and Fruity Pebbles po' boy, paid activists, Besty Ross's ugly shoe, ban milk, eco toilet paper, the Lewis's are Thanos, the Floor Exercise, Roy Jones Jr., Child Protective Services, workout snaps and we play music by Hello It's Butter (32:20) and Tin Pan (48:01) http://tinpanband.com/wordpress/ https://music.apple.com/us/album/vegan-chai-single/1455038145
Ep.080 "Dangerous Greyhounds"
June 24, 2019 11:20 - 1 hour - 67.8 MBWe talk about odd numbers, learning new things, the greatest bass player ever, shit posting cats, user error, when getting high isn't fun any more, Summer Breeze, clutch players, go-to cocktails, saints are crazy, Uranus, Old Lew's phone rings and we play music by Phtm Mnce (26:15) and Smoota(43:12)! Smoota: https://soundcloud.com/smoota Phtm Mnce: https://music.apple.com/us/album/passion-of-a-menace-single/1467302046
Ep. 079 "Fist Fight in the Bleachers"
June 13, 2019 11:20 - 1 hour - 71.2 MBWe discuss tipping, being poor, tobacco addiction, Warriors vs. Raptors, people taking pictures of your kids, bears stink, graduation time, America's favorite beers, fan on fan violence, strong women, Tony Stark and we play music by Crash Adams (22:51) and Ease_FME (41:19) Crash Adams: https://music.apple.com/us/album/astronauts-single/1458434016 Ease FME: https://soundcloud.com/eric-nolove-harris/hello-love
Ep.078 "Free Tibet"
June 03, 2019 11:20 - 1 hour - 68.6 MBWe talk about when Jeff dies, legal shrooms in Oakland, going full stoner, ghost towns and the importance of remembering the past, Depression era folks eating chicken, when you can wear white, the Giants suck, I'm the catcher, Mount Everest, gun violence, Joshua vs. Ruiz and play music by J. Morgan (35:23) and Piff Habenero (52:16) Piff: https://music.apple.com/us/album/the-piff-habanero-ep/1465177161 https://open.spotify.com/album/0KJHKFkN585sge3619BVcD?si=qfmPcZixQkqBBKHFYNenwA ...
Ep.077 "I Blame You, Mom"
May 17, 2019 17:57 - 1 hour - 58.3 MBWe discuss Escape Rooms, Mother's Day, life extensions, Sex Strike, legal shrooms, how do super heroes make money, using your social media feed to advertise your unhappiness; Jeff gets confused, forgets what he's talking about and doesn't listen to his own train of thought; and we play music by Hermanos Gutierrez (37:43). Hermanos Gutierrez: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/hermanos-guti%C3%A9rrez/1218012318 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/73mSg0dykFyhvU96tb5xQV?si=R...
Ep.076 "Day Trippin'"
May 01, 2019 11:20 - 1 hour - 68.6 MBWe sit down with James of the Haight Street Shroom Shop and talk about the useful, helpful and healing powers of mushrooms and other entheogenic plants, mushroom education, psychedelics, Michael Pollen and the mainstreaming of guided trips, play music by Nick Swift ("Follow Me" 39:21) and Jeff answers a phone call for a classified ad in the middle of the podcast. Nick Swift: https://soundcloud.com/nickswiftmusic iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/nick-swift/1063017665 Haight S...
Ep. 075 "At Our Loudest and Our Worst"
April 22, 2019 11:20 - 39 minutes - 54.7 MBWe lay an egg all over Easter and discuss whether or not Jesus was real, why Jews don't celebrate this holiday and remind priests to stop raping children, we talk Asians are the new white people, the French love a good smoke, and two black men in a Mercedes roll up on some rednecks in the middle of the desert. Hold on and enjoy the ride.
Ep.074 "Be Like Water, My Friend"
April 08, 2019 11:20 - 1 hour - 78.6 MBWe talk about State nicknames, tap water, being home alone, reparations, homeless encampments, discuss the Mueller Report, Trump, the Democratic Presidential field, and redemption in the public sphere with Jeff Dinsmore of Dad Jeans (0:20:32) and play music by Bay Area singer Tree Thomas (1:17:47). Tree Thomas: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCM8NOjl9VmodHX0fb_KXHOA SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/treethomasoxg
Ep.073 "Old Men & Bad Choices"
April 01, 2019 11:20 - 1 hour - 72.1 MBEp.073 "Old Men & Bad Choices" We discuss if Jeff was a car, what kind would he be; Jordan Peele, Jussie Smollette and why it's racist to date white people; throwing people in jail; Robert Kraft; the college admission scandal; testosterone replacement therapy; showering in your underwear, I get angry at Jeff; we chat with "Denny" from Quite Guys Farms and play music by Mister Oomph Mister Oomph: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvwznacoHiI iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/u...
Ep. 072 "We Lose, We Learn"
March 11, 2019 03:21 - 1 hour - 66.9 MBWe talk about colorism, Alabama white kids and lefty antisemites, 90210, what-aboutism, redemption and forgiveness, Old Lew chokes on basic math, women's soccer, huge bongs, Old Lew has trouble pouring a drink and we play music by Piff Habenero. Piff on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXJHtWmkTCM&list=PL1N2a8vSrlWjs8OS--p4zwbnMsvRkJUF6
Ep. 071 "Dick for Days"
February 25, 2019 03:18 - 1 hour - 72.4 MBWe talk about CastBox, Jussie Smollett, Fake News and emotional triggers, Louisiana hot links, Robert Kraft, skinning cats and rabbits and we talk to artist Bob Freyer (30:37) and play "Tha Old Me" by 323 Conflik (1:06:44)
Ep. 070 "The Return of Big Mack"
February 11, 2019 19:23 - 1 hour - 104 MBBay Area hip-hop O.G. Big Mack joins us as we talk about the importance of drive and hustle, Liam Neeson, the Virginia Governor, the greatest action heroes, the Rocky franchise, Mumble rap, piracy and making in the music business, the consequences of social media and we play music by Australian rapper, Mister Oomph. Oh, and Old Lew apologizes for talking over everyone.
Super Bowl Breakdown
February 03, 2019 22:29 - 14 minutes - 11.7 MBWe try out our new remote podcasting service and Old Lew breaks down the Big Game in a semi-intelligent manner.
Ep. 069 Look Out the Devil is Here!
January 28, 2019 19:43 - 1 hour - 79.7 MBWe talk about the time Joshua had to wear a hockey helmet, fall down the Covington rabbit hole, an Irish whisky battle of Jameson vs. Proper 12, getting scooped, Super Bowl predictions, John Cage and how to eat an apple, we give advice on proper pronunciation, Murder Mountain, Jonestown and play music by DDollarsign!
Ep.068 "The Sound of One Hand Clapping"
January 15, 2019 04:01 - 1 hour - 59.4 MBWe talk about Roombas and dog shit, the Super Bowl halftime show, opioids and managing pain, Baby Shark, the government shutdown, Murder Mountain, lady razors, raisins, Shawn Kemp and play music by Whisper at Night.
Ep. 067 "Quit Lookin' at the Daisies"
December 24, 2018 18:15 - 1 hour - 109 MBG-Lew joins us and we talk about New Years resolutions, following your dreams instead of chasing a check, rising to the competition, traveling while black and crippled, the Emerald Cup and the commodification of cannabis, Portland's womens rugby team, G-Lew closes the garage door and we wish all of you lovely folks a Merry Christmas.
Ep. 066 "Bring Home the Bagels"
December 11, 2018 17:07 - 1 hour - 67.2 MBWe talk about Christmas, Kevin Hart and growth, change and redemption, PETA suggestions for language, sexy Euro-men, Uncle Tom and Kanye, the good cunts in Australia, G-Lew calls in to the show and explains the whole Beto movement and voting controversy, and Joshua get confused as to whether or not George Lopez and Lamar Odom are alive.
Ep. 065 "Fending off Dick"
November 26, 2018 23:12 - 1 hour - 73 MBWe talk about jellyfish brains, Tyler Perry, racial ambiguity, the California wildfires, whales that eat plastic, why our society hurts, we imagine Jeff being employed, Glass Slippers, Jesus flashing the ok sign and we look at a picture and can't find the black kid.
Ep. 064 Bonus Content "Violence"
November 03, 2018 18:52 - 6 minutes - 8.74 MBWe discuss the President's and the media's culpability with the current violence in America.
Ep. 064 "Hold My Beer"
November 03, 2018 18:37 - 1 hour - 80.5 MBWe talk about retirement, violence in America, the lack of trust in the media and Trump, Joshua's near fatal head injury, life is too easy, tattling on yourself while being black, wigwams and Elizabeth Warren, promiscuous chimps, Jeff forgets a bunch of stuff, Joshua makes Jeff uncomfortable and we laugh a little too much.
Ep.063 "God Save Robin Givens"
October 07, 2018 20:53 - 1 hour - 65.9 MBWe talk about rude house painters, Fleet Week, harvest time, garage apartments, day drinking, free-range kids, the UFC, we outfit shame women, get confused about suppositories and Jeff steals ice straight from Joshua's glass and Jeff calls the wrong phone number live on air.
Ep.062 "Useful Dumbass"
September 23, 2018 22:41 - 1 hour - 59.4 MBWe talk about Chinese lucky numbers, eating people, jealous friends, believing in your poor excuses, Botham Jean, Kaepernick and Nike, Florence and Katrina, when your kid starts wiping their own ass, cyber bullying and how to teach your kid to deal with it and we discuss the nature of our unique friendship.
Ep.061 "Monkey It Up"
September 05, 2018 03:37 - 1 hour - 71.9 MBWe talk about race and putting yourself in other people's shoes, mountain climbing, teaching your kids about greed, political teams and truth vs. winning, potholes, workouts for old man ass, Joshua shits on liberals, San Francisco and the Raiders, shooting grizzly bears, and Asia Argento conspiracies.
Ep.060 "Dad's Gone Out for Cigarettes"
August 20, 2018 22:25 - 1 hour - 69.7 MBWe discuss the California wildfires, Mono Lake and the Salton Sea, honey that isn't honey, retirement advice, great customer service, Joshua's backcountry trip and resetting priorities, short goodbyes, smokers, addiction, cryo therapy and Jeff has to pee really, really bad.
Ep. 059 "Every Ass-Whooping is a Teaching Moment"
July 30, 2018 22:56 - 1 hour - 79 MBIn this episode we talk skinny jeans, Bass Reeves, Permit Patty and Coupon Carl, using Trump's ego for good, Mevo cameras, Lew's trip to Europe, finding a used hypodermic needle in your flower bed, San Francisco is liberal shit-hole, ass-whoopings that help you grow, MLB All Star game and kids on Twitter and Joshua remembers the time he got beat up for being polite.
Ep.058 "Fly Your Flag Pants Low"
July 04, 2018 22:41 - 1 hour - 56.1 MBHappy Fourth! We celebrate our FREEDOM by discussing the rise of authoritarianism in the US, how your vote doesn't matter and corporations as our new rulers, also: summer vacation, what dipshits do in a group of dipshits, walking to bars, the World Cup, littering, Old Lew reveals his plans to write an exercise book and I get scared by a loud noise.
Hey Vern, It's Old Lew
June 18, 2018 01:30 - 1 hour - 70.4 MBWe talk about being hit with an ugly stick, sheltering our kids, the Peanuts aren't funny, Where's the Beef?, Tom Cruise is a handsome man, vaccines, the world is Nerfed, getting into the cars of strangers, more San Francisco drug addict madness, men are stupid, that white girl and Kendrick Lamar and I tell Old Lew how to pour a proper drink.
Ep.056 "Banged Up A Broad"
June 06, 2018 03:59 - 1 hour - 67.5 MBJonas Alt stops by the studio and tells his story of being locked up in Ireland facing ten years in a hard prison system, struggling with a foreign legal system and dodging gypsies and cops out to get him. Oh, and Old Lew gets drunk.
Ep.055 "Dipshit Junkie on the Corner"
May 20, 2018 22:46 - 1 hour - 70.3 MBWe talk about coaching your kids team, the ROYAL WEDDING, explaining to a 3 year old why a junkie is shooting up on the corner, gondolas, earthquakes, raw water, bombing Mexico, we shout out to Kanye, yell at other people's kids, yell at each other, complain about bumpy roads, lament the way God made you and Jeff counts to 8.
Ep.054 "Jesus, Give Me a Piggyback Ride"
May 09, 2018 02:02 - 1 hour - 70.1 MBWe talk about sex cults, Fiat 144, not giving a fuck, handling bizness like an adult, the Golden State Killer and gender parity in serial killers, Twitter, giving stuff away for free, Smear the Queer, drugging children so they fit into a fucked up society and Jeff names things he can see in the studio.
Ep. 053 "Too Fat to Run"
April 24, 2018 03:36 - 1 hour - 57.7 MBWe talk about Alex, Inc., fighting, finding dead rats in the garage, Tom Segura, Lenny Bruce died for your sins, dehydration piss, only children, 420 Celebrations, Bubble Dance Parties, Gavin Newsome, Colin Kaepernick and the ethics of bunting to break up a perfect game.
Ep.052 "Shoot the Black Guy, Take the Cannoli"
April 02, 2018 03:53 - 1 hour - 63.4 MBWe talk about gonorrhea while RVing, Jeff confuses Frank Oz and Frank Zappa, Aprils Fools Day is Easter, Operation Paperclip, leaving Facebook because of stupid memes and we open up a package from Texas that may or may not be a bomb.
Ep. 051 "Colonizing Wakanda"
March 13, 2018 17:20 - 1 hour - 82.2 MBWe talk about Jeffery's health, Black Panther and African immigrants and Black American communities, Cross Colors and cultural appropriation, Nation of Islam, immigrant mentality, outrage culture, Black Mirror, our monkey brain, hog of a cock and Jeffery can't hold his pee.
Ep. 050 "Darker, Gayer, Different"
February 16, 2018 01:00 - 1 hour - 74.8 MBIn this episode we talk about crucifying Christ, Atlantis and ancient man, the Olympics, how every white person is racist, coveting your neighbors ass, how bitches be trippin', the Black Panthers disco band, we rehash Blacksplaining, go on a ominous rant on gun control, openly wonder how much steroids Jamaican sprinters take, talk the dangers of cocaine and I go on a sad rant on how I hate my vape pen.
Episode #049 "Podcast from the Darkside"
February 01, 2018 19:45 - 1 hour - 81.4 MBGuest, Darth Vader performer, Ian Hiebert joins us to talk all things Star Wars, Lucas Films, The Last Jedi controversies, 501st fan club, prop and costume making, miniature effects (including dancing Pepsi cans) and Ian's many appearances including in the 2007 Tournament of Roses parade. Also, Jeff spills beer on me and I confuse Star Wars with Star Trek.
Episode #048 "Welcome to Sh*thole Country"
January 14, 2018 01:07 - 1 hour - 83.3 MBWe talk about gin dick, the Oakland Raiders, drunk driving bulldozers through houses, clubbing seals, NPR language ethics, how the dead are assholes, the Tide Challenge, sparkle paint Pontiacs, The Great Depression, Star Wars porn and Jeff names celebrities that he's never met.
Episode #047 "Snatch My Wig"
January 01, 2018 00:16 - 1 hour - 82.4 MBWe talk about poverty, how white people ruin everything, Eskimos, the difference between soups and stews, a smile is a frown upside down, Get Out, Hit Dem Folks, transracialism, 14th Amendment, we objectify Fox News Anchors, say Yaaasss Queen, don't speak the local language, complain about our kids and break our New Years resolutions.
Episode #046 "Pepsi-cola, Florida"
December 15, 2017 22:27 - 1 hour - 81.2 MBWe talk about blind allegiance, bewildered men, The Gift of Fear, striking out, Chelsea Handler, Litterati, Mayor Ed Lee and tech bros, cannabis and gun ownership, fetishization of cannabis, I go full on hippie and Jeff has the usual trouble of pronouncing words and keeping a train of thought.
Episode #045 "Resin Balls"
December 13, 2017 19:57 - 1 hour - 67.2 MBWe talk about digging deep, conduction vs. convention, wildfires, catching colds, douchy scarfs, the reboot of Roots and the one black kid in school, CB4, Jeff admits to dating white women, Freaks of the Industry, growing up too fast, racists in Idaho, Trump says hold my beer, Puerto Rico, free tickets, we play a listener phone call, we review the Firefly 2 and Jeff confuses it with Amazon Fire.
Ep. #044 "Mouth Pleasure"
November 14, 2017 22:46 - 1 hour - 88 MBWe’re joined by cannabis enthusiasts Ian (from Ep. 29) and Oscar and we talk terpenes, resins vs. rosins, coming back to dick, corporate money, introspection, blowing up your house, children and edible safety, how much is too much weed, reptile genetics, SyFy, and we play music by Penumbral Rise! Penumbral Rise on SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/penumbralrise