Green Mountain Mysteries
91 episodes - English - Latest episode: 10 months ago -Burlington Vermont: 3AM, New Year's Morning. A ghostly ship crashes on the shore. When magic and mystery engulf the town, can a rag-tag group of monster hunters work together to ensure that this new year isn't humanity's last? ...Maybe? Listen, they're not exactly experts.
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Episode 33 - Sylvester Is The Best At Helping
April 28, 2021 13:01 - 1 hour - 84.4 MBHey, if you like episodes where Albion keeps getting abruptly hung up on, then this is the episode for you! After recovering from brushes with death and dealing with the cops, the gang takes some time to piece together the clues they've gathered so far. Albion gets his gun back, Desdemona reads a map, Ro finally gives a straight answer, and Sylvester just keeps helping! Starring Christine Savage as Desdemona Brown, Darius Southland as Dr. Sylvester Coopersmith, Gwen Vetter as Ro Kamen, Th...
Episode 32 - Somebody's Going To Jail
April 14, 2021 13:24 - 1 hour - 79.4 MBYou all knew this was coming: the episode where one of the cast gets taken into police custody. Honestly? I'm just amazed it didn't happen thirty one episodes sooner. The gang has, frankly, quite a few more awkward and personal conversations... though one of them, quite suddenly, turns deadly. Albion takes a dip, Desdemona has too much tourist crap, Ro talks about masks, and Sylvester lawyers up. Starring Christine Savage as Desdemona Brown, Darius Southland as Dr. Sylvester Coopersmith, G...
Episode 31 - That One Scene From "Heat" (Redux)
March 31, 2021 12:00 - 1 hour - 83.8 MBTonight, Robert DeNiro and Al Pacino will reprise their roles as Albion Graves and Desdemona Brown. The gang has yet another interrogation in a sandwich shop, which is a trend that has not gone unnoticed. Albion still has a flowchart, Desdemona plays peacemaker, Ro finally chats up Rowan, and Sylvester totally called it. Starring Christine Savage as Desdemona Brown, Darius Southland as Dr. Sylvester Coopersmith, Gwen Vetter as Ro Kamen, Thom Freitag as Albion Graves, and Michael Freitag as...
Episode 30 - You Can Call Me Al
March 17, 2021 15:34 - 1 hour - 105 MBFeaturing guest star Chevy Chase!* The gang reach out to try to help the network of friends and acquaintances wrapped up in their current plight... with mixed results. Albion makes a friend (for real this time), Desdemona goes shopping, Ro remembers something important, and Sylvester shares a terrible photograph. Starring Christine Savage as Desdemona Brown, Darius Southland as Dr. Sylvester Coopersmith, Gwen Vetter as Ro Kamen, Thom Freitag as Albion Graves, and Michael Freitag as everyon...
Episode 29 - My House, My Rules, My Coffee!
March 07, 2021 02:46 - 1 hour - 75.2 MBLook, I'll stop making Knives Out references in my episode titles when it stops being a great movie. So... basically, never. The gang reconvenes at Des' place to make plans, only to end up playing host to an unexpected guest. Albion makes a friend, Desdemona gets manipulative, Ro remembers a teacup, and Sylvester slurps his coffee real loud. Starring Christine Savage as Desdemona Brown, Darius Southland as Dr. Sylvester Coopersmith, Gwen Vetter as Ro Kamen, Thom Freitag as Albion Graves, a...
Episode 28 - Does Des Know Morse Code?
February 17, 2021 21:24 - 1 hour - 76.6 MBEpisode 28 - Does Des Know Morse Code? ..-. ..- -. -. -.-- / .--- --- -.- . / -... . ..-. --- .-. . / - .... . / . .--. .. ... --- -.. . / -.. . ... -.-. .-. .. .--. - .. --- -. .-.-.- ... --. - .-.-.- / -.. .. - -.- --- / .-.. .. - . .-. .- .-.. .-.. -.-- / -.-. .- .-.. .-.. ... / - .... . / --. .- -. --. / ..-. --- .-. / .... . .-.. .--. .-.-.- Albion gets donuts, Desdemona defends her business practices, Ro pretends to get donuts, and Sylvester is way too good at his job. Starring Chri...
Episode 27 - Cheating at Dungeons & Dragons
February 10, 2021 18:09 - 1 hour - 104 MBEpisode 27 - Cheating at Dungeons & Dragons Remember, kids: cheating at D&D (or other tabletop roleplaying games!) isn't cool OR fun, even if you DO have cool supernatural cheating powers. To try and learn the identity of Wesley's assailant and identify more potential leads, the gang interviews friends new, old, and otherwise. Albion traps a fairy and it isn't weird, Desdemona pets a kitten, Ro writes a novel, and Sylvester finally demonstrates bedside manner; with special guest Britty Le...
Episode 26 - Somebody Going to Emergency
January 20, 2021 17:58 - 1 hour - 94.4 MBEpisode 26 - Somebody Going To Emergency It's like Don Henley says: you better hang on tooth and nail - the wolf is always at the door. The gang rushes to the aid of a fallen friend, and try to pick up whatever clues they can to piece together what happened. Albion causes a scene, Desdemona asks to speak to a manager, Ro plays Nancy Drew, and Sylvester finally puts his medical license to good use. Starring Christine Savage as Desdemona Brown, Darius Southland as Dr. Sylvester Coopersmith,...
Episode 25 - Well, This Stinks
January 06, 2021 18:32 - 1 hour - 108 MBChapter three of Green Mountain Mysteries begins, and there's something really fishy about this episode. Ugh, I'm really floundering with these puns lately, I swear to cod. When a warm March day brings a surprise ecological disaster, the gang can't help but feel it's connected to the mysteries they've been investigating. Albion goes hunting for the truth, Desdemona sees an old friend, Ro just wants to touch a fish, and Sylvester's power walk game is on point. Starring Christine Savage as D...
Ask GMMCast: 1 Year Anniversary Q&A!
January 01, 2021 05:01 - 1 hour - 86.1 MBIt's the first anniversary of Green Mountain Mysteries! You asked us questions, and we're here to provide you with answers. It's everything you've ever wanted to know about the GMM cast, crew, and characters, such as: Where does Desdemona get her tea? What scares even the fearless Dr. Coopersmith? What's Mike's favorite food? What's a Seth, and why was he so insistent on setting the show in Burlington - was it for the delicious sandwiches? And what the hell is a Marcus, anyway? In all serio...
Christmas Special 2020: Krampus Must Die!
December 23, 2020 16:56 - 1 hour - 91.7 MBIt's Christmas in Oklahoma City, and all through the house, Sidney Graves await her family's return with nary a grouse. Even though Mr. and Mrs. Graves are stuck at the airport in New York, Albion should be arriving to reunite with the family for the holidays any minute... but what's a girl to do when instead of Santa Claus coming down the chimney, it's Krampus smashing through your door and kidnapping your sister? There's only one answer: Krampus... must... die! Starring Christine Savage a...
Recap: Chapters 1 & 2
December 16, 2020 14:00 - 26 minutes - 38.5 MBThis is the best place for new listeners to start: get caught up on the events of the first two chapters of Green Mountain Mysteries from the point of view of each of the main characters. Welcome to magical Burlington - it's time to eat some sandwiches and hunt some monsters. Starring Christine Savage as Desdemona Brown, Darius Southland as Dr. Sylvester Coopersmith, Gwen Vetter as Ro Kamen, Thom Freitag as Albion Graves; with special guests Vero Herrera and Megan Murphy as Sidney and Abig...
Episode 24 - Interlude: Family Matters (Part 4)
December 02, 2020 15:07 - 1 hour - 139 MBBefore we begin chapter three, the gang gets to experience a bit of downtime. ...or at least they would, if they weren't constantly experiencing unexpected interruptions from those closest to them. Ro finally gets the call to reconnect her with someone she thought lost in her life... twice. The conclusion of the interlude episodes; with special guest Kat Pyburn-Wilson as Siobhansidhe. Starring Christine Savage as Desdemona Brown, Darius Southland as Dr. Sylvester Coopersmith, Gwen Vetter...
Episode 23 - Interlude: Family Matters (Part 3)
November 11, 2020 16:50 - 1 hour - 111 MBBefore we begin chapter three, the gang gets to experience a bit of downtime. ...or at least they would, if they weren't constantly experiencing unexpected interruptions from those closest to them. In the middle of the night, Albion receives a desperate plea to return home and find a missing family member; with special guest Vero Hererra as Sidney Graves. Starring Christine Savage as Desdemona Brown, Darius Southland as Dr. Sylvester Coopersmith, Gwen Vetter as Ro Kamen, Thom Freitag...
Episode 22 - Interlude: Family Matters (Part 2)
November 04, 2020 16:42 - 1 hour - 91.2 MBBefore we begin chapter three, the gang gets to experience a bit of downtime. ...or at least they would, if they weren't constantly experiencing unexpected interruptions from those closest to them. Sylvester just can't stop having chance encounters with the supernatural while showing his younger sister around town; with special guest Michelle Wetherbee as Samantha Coopersmith. Starring Christine Savage as Desdemona Brown, Darius Southland as Dr. Sylvester Coopersmith, Gwen Vetter as ...
Episode 21 - Interlude: Family Matters (Part 1)
October 14, 2020 16:19 - 1 hour - 90.2 MBBefore we begin chapter three, the gang gets to experience a bit of downtime. ...or at least they would, if they weren't constantly experiencing unexpected interruptions from those closest to them. A surprise visit from Desdemona's estranged mother dredges up ancient resentments and brings their complicated past to light; with special guest Jacqueline Martell as Rose Lee Brown. Starring Christine Savage as Desdemona Brown, Darius Southland as Dr. Sylvester Coopersmith, Gwen Vetter as Ro Ka...
Episode 20 - Necromancy By Proxy (Part 2)
September 30, 2020 14:54 - 1 hour - 133 MBThis is part two of the finale for the second chapter of Green Mountain Mysteries! (Yes, we took some creative liberties with the geography in this one - it's fiction, it's fine.) Faced with grave danger and insurmountable numbers, the gang needs to dig deep and use every trick in their playbook if they want to leave Knight Island alive. Albion rushes in, Desdemona can actually do this, Ro lights up, and Sylvester is just water, dude. Starring Christine Savage as Desdemona Brown, Darius So...
Episode 19 - Knight Island Nights (Part 1)
September 16, 2020 15:03 - 1 hour - 101 MBEpisode 19 - Knight Island Nights (Part 1) This is part one of the finale for the second chapter of Green Mountain Mysteries! (Yes, we took some creative liberties with the geography in this one - it's fiction, it's fine.) The gang makes their way to Knight Island to confront the unknown that awaits them there. Albion loves him some jewelry, Desdemona remembers a ghost, Ro has a good conversation, and Sylvester gets his palms greasy. Starring Christine Savage as Desdemona Brown, Darius...
Episode 18 - Breaking And Entering For Fun And Profit
September 04, 2020 16:16 - 1 hour - 116 MBLook, we've all had a rebellious streak at one time. Who among us hasn't had too much time on our hands and done a little trespassing, B&E, larceny, holding people at gunpoint - hold on. What was that last one? The gang rushes to act on their latest tip, unaware that they're racing against time to prevent a catastrophe. Albion parks a car real good, Desdemona wants to help, Ro does some burglary, and Sylvester violates the Hippocratic Oath. Starring Christine Savage as Desdemona Brown, D...
Episode 17 - The One Where Everyone's On Their Phones
August 19, 2020 15:28 - 1 hour - 95 MBMaybe Banksy was right after all - we ARE all glued to our phones. He got us again! The gang deals with a number of weird revelations, ranging from life-threatening to annoying. Albion has a rival, Desdemona has a gun to her head, Ro has an unburned bridge, and Sylvester has a real good laugh. Starring Christine Savage as Desdemona Brown, Darius Southland as Dr. Sylvester Coopersmith, Gwen Vetter as Ro Kamen, Thom Freitag as Albion Graves, and Michael Freitag as everyone else. Adventure ...
Show Swap 2020 with No Dice - Apex Predator
August 05, 2020 13:00 - 1 hour - 136 MBDon't adjust your dials! It's the 2020 Show Swap episode! The crew at No Dice take over this episode of Green Mountain Mysteries and play the werewolf NPCs we encountered early on in our adventure! Can the pack figure out what creature caused a ruckus on their farm before the full moon? Can Karen never call here again? Did you know that werewolfs are communists? You'll want to listen to this excellent one-shot to find out! Starring: Lou as John Hue as Phoebe Britty as Wesley Daniel as ...
Episode 16 - Break Bread With The Enemy
July 22, 2020 12:43 - 1 hour - 113 MBFirst, we gonna rock, then we gonna roll, then we... have an uncomfortable conversation with a cop that's been hounding us since day one... uh... go, let it go! The gang can't seem to catch a break, as their downtime is spent bouncing from one tense meeting with law enforcement to another. Albion pulls a cowboy face, Desdemona doesn't partake, Ro pulls the ol' bathroom ruse, and Sylvester files official paperwork; with special guest Britty Lea as Kris (Who Works At Zabby & Elf's Stone Soup ...
Episode 15 - A Doughnut Hole In The Doughnut's Hole
July 08, 2020 16:07 - 1 hour - 107 MBIt is not a doughnut hole at all but a smaller doughnut with its own hole, and our doughnut is not a hole at all! ...it works better if you read that in a Cajun accent. The gang heads into town to follow up on an interesting new lead, and meet a number of familiar faces. Albion looks at a fountain, Desdemona gets real distracted, Ro reconnects with a friend, and Sylvester gets political; with special guest Britty Lea as Kris (Who Works At Zabby & Elf's Stone Soup). Starring Christine Savag...
Episode 14 - The Hole at the Center of This Donut
June 24, 2020 16:52 - 1 hour - 82.9 MBFinally, a breather episode - if your idea of a "breather" includes "a whole lot of contemplating your own mortality." After the harrowing incident under the Moran Municipal Plant, the gang takes some time to rest, recover, reflect, and research. Albion brought the donuts, Desdemona draws some doodles, Ro is overly formal, and Sylvester solves magic with math. Starring Christine Savage as Desdemona Brown, Darius Southland as Dr. Sylvester Coopersmith, Gwen Vetter as Ro Kamen, Thom Freitag ...
Episode 13 - ...and Into the Fire (Part 2)
June 17, 2020 16:30 - 1 hour - 130 MB(This episode contains intense depictions of realistic violence including stalking, attempted murder, and choking; listener discretion is advised.) The gang's reconaissance mission becomes a rescue mission as they meet a new friend. Well, "friend" is a strong word; let's go with "mortal enemy" instead. Albion qualifies for the Olympics, Desdemona plays it safe, Ro plays hide & seek, and Sylvester's capoeira lessons finally pay off. Starring Christine Savage as Desdemona Brown, Darius South...
Episode 12 - Out of the Frying Pan... (Part 1)
May 27, 2020 14:52 - 1 hour - 123 MBIt turns out Roy Scheider was wrong - they're gonna need a *smaller* boat. The gang's reconnaissance mission is interrupted by an old friend. Well, "friend" is a strong word; let's go with "mortal enemy" instead. Albion is having none of it today, Desdemona gets druuuunk, Ro goes for a dip, and Sylvester talks a lot about the weather. Starring Christine Savage as Desdemona Brown, Darius Southland as Dr. Sylvester Coopersmith, Gwen Vetter as Ro Kamen, Thom Freitag as Albion Graves, and Mich...
2020 Guest Month Special!
May 22, 2020 15:55 - 1 hour - 129 MBWe're taking a quick break from our regular Green Mountain Mysteries episodes to present this year's special Guest Month episode, featuring Zach Shock of STEAMpunks! In this episode, five badass women from across time and space have globe-trotting adventures in their sweet steam-powered airship, the BBM Provaxxer. Can they stop the heinous Floridians from ripping a hole in reality and ruining their steampunk utopia? It... honestly makes about as much sense in context. Starring: Christine ...
Episode 11 - A Three Hour Tour
May 01, 2020 13:27 - 1 hour - 109 MBIt turns out the real Green Mountain Mysteries.. was the friendship we made along the way. Hey, where are you going? Come back! After a cryptic surprise visit, the gang takes a trip to the Library to get some answers. Albion doesn't want to go for a swim, Desdemona geeks out yet again, Ro can't find a boat, and Sylvester tries out a new nickname. Starring Christine Savage as Desdemona Brown, Darius Southland as Dr. Sylvester Coopersmith, Gwen Vetter as Ro Kamen, Thom Freitag as Albion Grav...
Episode 10 - Ectomancy for Dummies
April 15, 2020 15:07 - 1 hour - 113 MBChapter 2 of Green Mountain Mysteries is here, and it's starting off with a BANG! ...get it? Because of the bang that happens? Anyway. The gang finally has a week to recuperate, which is promptly interrupted when a piece of history explodes; the gang suspects supernatural motives are behind the apparent arson. Albion offends the dead, Desdemona geeks out a little, Ro still can't stop lying to cops, and Sylvester's deception won't be contained by the 4th wall. Starring Christine Savage as D...
Episode 9 - Sylvester Finally Breaks Bad
April 01, 2020 17:30 - 1 hour - 133 MBIt's time to cook, here on the finale episode of our first chapter of Green Mountain Mysteries! The gang prepares to finally confront the Wendigo threat head on. As night falls, the battle lines are drawn, allies are found, and blood will spill. Who will make it to daybreak? Albion shoots his shot, Desdemona puts a face to a name, Ro uses teamwork to make the dream work, and Sylvester is gonna wreck it; with special guest John Goyetche as August Défago. Starring Christine Savage as Desde...
Episode 8 - Are You There, Odin? It's Me, Albion
March 18, 2020 16:38 - 1 hour - 104 MBEpisode 8 - Are You There, Odin? It's Me, Albion (Note: this episode contains depictions of mental trauma.) Is it in poor taste to suggest that Desdemona's favorite artist is Edvard Munch? The gang recuperates from their harrowing encounter at the ski lodge. They continue planning their next move, until Desdemona receives a mysterious phone call from someone she doesn't know - but seems to know her. Albion read a book once, Desdemona needs to take a deep breath, Ro uses her library card, ...
Episode 7 - El Champo
March 04, 2020 17:07 - 1 hour - 151 MBThis couldn't NOT be this episode's title, we decided - if it works, it works, alright? The gang has no time to recover from the startling revelations of last episode before finding themselves on a surprise road trip. What starts as a cordial but tense meeting suddenly turns to terrifying violence. Albion gets to watch his favorite movie live, Desdemona makes a huge mistake, Ro is actually being detained this time, and Sylvester is a street fightin' man. Starring Christine Savage as Desdem...
Episode 6 - Championne à deux
February 21, 2020 14:23 - 1 hour - 143 MBEpisode transcript available here What a catch, Donnie - our group of America's sweethearts might just make a headfirst slide into Cooperstown on a bad bet, and other Fall Out Boy references. The gang follows the money and pieces together the clues they've gathered so far, which leads them to an unlikely location and an extremely unexpected surprise. Albion talks about Pokémon, Desdemona experiences some peace and quiet, Ro just won't stop lying, and Sylvester is seeing double; with specia...
Episode 5 - Lying Is The Most Fun...
February 05, 2020 14:00 - 1 hour - 93.2 MBEpisode transcript available here ..a girl can have without blatantly obstructing a police investigation, but it's better if you do. The gang's investigation grinds to a halt when Ro is confronted by Det. Sgt. Ditko and digs herself in too deep; Albion, Sylvester, and Desdemona uncover a dark revelation that could have drastic ramifications. Albion crushes a late one, Desdemona comes clean, Ro gets a new job, and Sylvester practices the art of deception. Starring Christine Savage as Desde...
Episode 4 - Hags to the Left of Me, Werewolves to the Right
January 24, 2020 14:02 - 1 hour - 120 MBEpisode transcript available here (Just a heads up - this episode contains more strong language than usual, and is a bit darker than the average episode.) Here I am - stuck in the middle with Albion. The only way this showdown could be more dramatic is if a tumbleweed blows through. Wait, this show is set in Vermont? Damn. The gang has a tense negotiation with their allies as they decide Alexis' fate. Albion works out some anger, Desdemona lets someone in, Ro decides to break bad, and Syl...
Episode 3 - Nobody Gonna Take My Car
January 15, 2020 14:00 - 1 hour - 115 MBEpisode transcript available here Oooh it's a killing machine - it's got everything, like a driving power, big fat tires and everything! The gang follows up on a lead that takes them back to an old battleground, and have an unexpected run in with an old foe. Albion makes a vampire flowchart, Desdemona decides to live laugh and love, Ro tries to make a car disappear, and Sylvester - predictably - aims for the butt. Starring Christine Savage as Desdemona Brown, Darius Southland as Dr. Sylve...
Episode 2 - That One Scene From "Heat"
January 08, 2020 13:59 - 1 hour - 117 MBEpisode transcript available here Tonight, the parts of Albion Graves and Desdemona Brown will be played by Robert DeNero and Al Pacino. The gang meets a real life Warden, and it goes about as well as can be expected. Albion has a rough time in therapy, Desdemona takes a sandwich to go, Ro tries to bond over Harry Potter, and Sylvester just keeps taking the grossest pictures. Starring Christine Savage as Desdemona Brown, Darius Southland as Dr. Sylvester Coopersmith, Gwen Vetter as Ro...
Episode 1 - Party Crashers
January 01, 2020 05:05 - 2 hours - 151 MBEpisode transcript available here Oh, we got trouble! Right here in Queen City! Trouble with a capital 'T', and that rhymes with 'Z', and that stands for zombies! The gang starts the new year off with a bang as they confront supernatural forces rampaging through the streets of Burlington. Albion doesn't use guns for their intended purpose, Desdemona gets a new boom box, Ro swings for the fences, and Sylvester reminds everyone that he is, in fact, a doctor. Featuring Christine Savage as De...
Episode 0 - Setup
January 01, 2020 05:02 - 46 minutes - 63.8 MBEpisode transcript available here Heads up: this is NOT the first episode of Green Mountain Mysteries! This is the setup episode, which is the perfect starting place for newcomers to the show, the game system, or... the concept of actual play podcasts, I guess? The gang briefly describes their characters and the Dresden Files RPG system. Your players for this adventure: Christine Savage as Desdemona Brown, actual psychic medium Darius Southland as Dr. Sylvester Coopersmith, butt-kick...
Green Mountain Mysteries Episode 0 - Setup
January 01, 2020 05:02 - 46 minutes - 63.8 MBHeads up: this is NOT the first episode of Green Mountain Mysteries! This is the setup episode, which is the perfect starting place for newcomers to the show, the game system, or... the concept of actual play podcasts, I guess? The gang briefly describes their characters and the Dresden Files RPG system. Your players for this adventure: Christine Savage as Desdemona Brown, actual psychic medium Darius Southland as Dr. Sylvester Coopersmith, butt-kicking butt doctor Gwen Vetter as Ro...
PPN Stinger
December 18, 2019 14:18 - 13 seconds - 324 KBBurlington Vermont: 3AM, New Year's Morning. A ghostly ship crashes on the shore. When magic and mystery engulf the town, can a rag-tag group of monster hunters work together to ensure that this new year isn't humanity's last? ...Maybe? Listen, they're not exactly experts.