Love, Luck and Guts

I just got knocked on my backside. Fortunately, my big, comfortable, manly, black leather poppa chair was right there to take the hit. Just for the heck of it, I took a very un-scientific poll of a bunch of friends of mine about Valentine's Day, and the results shocked me. More than 90% of them...both sexes...just kinda blew Valentine's day off. One of the guys I talked to said, "I'm too old for that kind of thing."
Big Louie the Chief Mustard Cutter of our Louie Louie Generation, went nose to nose with that guy. Louie said, "As long as you have some moving parts left, for crying out loud move 'em." One guy even said, "That love stuff is just stupid."