Gratitude Attitude Part 2

I'm sitting here in my big, comfortable, manly, black leather poppa chair in my living room trying to keep my gratitude attitude going. Your gratitude attitude is an important part of my new book, "Staying Happy, Healthy And Hot".
I've got to admit that even for the guy who wrote the book, some days, keeping your gratitude attitude going is a little harder than other days. Something went "pop" in my right shoulder a few weeks ago, and I haven't been able to do push ups ever since, and I'm feeling fat.
I'm trying to apply the gratitude attitude by telling myself, I'm not really getting fat, I'm just getting easier to spot in a crowd. I went to see doctor Boyd, and he basically said, "You know I can't make you any younger." I said, "That's not the point. The point is I want to get a good deal older."