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{Enter The Multiverse}

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Bon Voyage.

January 19, 2023 17:50 - 3 minutes - 6.91 MB

I solemnly swear I am up to no good. Did it work? Fuck—it worked! It fucking worked! Alright— —where is she? There she is. Don't leave me here! Sorry Gerald, I promise it's not for long. It's always long! I'm sorry, dude. Take me with you. No, I can't. Yes you can! Gerald, I can't! —yes you can! Don't repeat yourself. I—just— look, stay here. Do I have a choice?! No, not really. *sighs* Finally, you're here. Yes I am. Welcome back, kid. It's the f...

[experiences.]

January 18, 2023 18:19 - 13 minutes - 6.61 MB

After re-initiating my equinox membership, I was more than eager to return to mh training schedule , or at least try the best I could do—my morning had been filled with music at a mostly-empty Kream, left alone with myself to sing as I pleased, and release the music I had been sitting on for years and months at the very least, not that I expected much of it—but at least it was out there. I scurried back to the Freehand, toes l frozen as always, even in my boots and 3 pairs of socks layered ...

Timespeak.

January 17, 2023 08:56 - 22 minutes - 11.1 MB

It had been raining for nearly two weeks straight, besides for one day, during which I slept through its entirety; I had not been so seriously, physically ill in years— the combination of undue stress from the job I mostly hated, the crippling depression of working full time and still never having enough money for anything, and sharing my living space with 3 other, typically irritating, messy people with seemingly no home training—or perhaps, as I was learning—a common low standard of cleanl...

Timespeak.

January 17, 2023 08:55 - 22 minutes - 11.1 MB

It had been raining for nearly two weeks straight, besides for one day, during which I slept through its entirety; I had not been so seriously, physically ill in years— the combination of undue stress from the job I mostly hated, the crippling depression of working full time and still never having enough money for anything, and sharing my living space with 3 other, typically irritating, messy people with seemingly no home training—or perhaps, as I was learning—a common low standard of cleanl...

FML.

January 15, 2023 22:16 - 23 minutes - 11.5 MB

Hey, babe; Come and sit at my table— I'll pay you; Forget Ableton; Look what Abel did In this fable Fan, or a friend; Paper and pen, Here's a friend of a friend, If you're interested, I've been listening Intentions; Inventive dictation Creating a masterpiece That's an actress. Yeah, I've been sad, I've been hopeless; Until the door opens, It's just customer service, Honest. Come have a bite of this servitude, I like your additude, Bad and cool— Try...

We Have Cookies.

January 12, 2023 18:40 - 21 minutes - 10.6 MB

YO, FUCK YOU, DILLON FRANCIS. WHAT DID I DO?! I DONT KNOW YET, BUT FUCK YOU! AAGHHH *hulks out * FUCK—YOU. Woah. This is strange. Should we stop them? No, I think we should watch. *eating popcorn* We should watch. Because, I'm better off— Than last time I saw you; You never saw me; And I saw right through you; You were the boat, And I was the ocean— I kept you afloat, And you sank into me Woah. Okay. I did not want to put that all on the same note. Bu...

DEAD-END.

January 12, 2023 13:35 - 30 minutes - 14.9 MB

My name's Bazzle Oh, I'm Blū What'dyou tell her your name was. “Bazzle” Nice. Yeah. WHO THE FUCK WAS I TALKING TO?! MILA KUNIS I WANT MY FUCKING ELFBAR!!!! AGGHHHHHHHH!!! AAAHGHHHHHHHHHHHH EAAHAHHHHHGFGGGHHHB !! Shit, season 6 looks lit It's really lit. This is lit. HOLLYWOOD IS BURNING. MO FIRE, MORE FIRE NO, NO MORE FIRE!!! [A high speed gun chase through DTLA on bird scooters] AH. I'M ON FIRE! I'M ON FIRE! I don't get it. He's running around like—like h...

Disqualified!

January 10, 2023 14:31 - 26 minutes - 12.5 MB

It had been raining for nearly two weeks straight, besides for one day, during which I slept through its entirety; I had not been so seriously, physically ill in years— the combination of undue stress from the job I mostly hated, the crippling depression of working full time and still never having enough money for anything, and sharing my living space with 3 other, typically irritating, messy people with seemingly no home training—or perhaps, as I was learning—a common low standard of cleanl...

[Hi, I’m -Ū.] {Enter The Multiverse} -Ū.

January 08, 2023 08:41 - 23 minutes - 16.2 MB

I want to listen to Drake bell's albums, but I probably should do it in airplane mode. Oh yeah, go wayyy off line for that. Way, way, way off; I can't wait till my day off, Dang What was I doing? Oh yeah, writing a song again. Again. Yeah. It goes like: Don't turn your back on me! Show me your misery I am the pretender You will not watch me Fiend for a friend, or Are you my only— Are you that lonely? Is it just like this? What was that look? Mistook me for ...

[Just A Moment.]

January 07, 2023 16:35 - 22 minutes - 11.1 MB

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Guinea Pig. {Enter The Multiverse}

January 06, 2023 17:10 - 22 minutes - 10.6 MB

AHAHA. ITS ME AGAIN. OH SHIT! Oh shit, i guess it's Jimmy Fallon's Galaxy. Oh nooo. Oh, yes. Look at this penny. I see you. Now look into my eyes. I see you, Jesus. Ahahaha! Okay, now what? This shit is twisted I missed the shift of the dimensions— Till Jimmy walked in with his pennies For some cigarettes and swishers, Just to get the picture It's 5 AM again, And it's still Infinite, I'm disinterestedd as ever in living in LA, Or just living, period— B...

dream5.

January 06, 2023 06:47 - 22 minutes - 37 MB

Same old LA Same old kid Same old Ricky Same old dick I May have just switched To a different dimension; This shit is twisted; And I'm still addicted to Him Huh Can you blame me? I just can't hang, baby Don't be hateful— I'm just , Playing crazy 8's I hate this game; Somebody take me out this place Come, Jesus, save me Make some bacon on my plate Hey lady, It's— Approximately 6 AM And it's raining again And i hate to admit it, but shit I can't ...

Some Hollywood Shit.

January 05, 2023 11:28 - 26 minutes - 12.9 MB

In each of the three previous worlds, humanity was destroyed by destructive practices and wars. In the most common version of the story the Spider Grandmother (Kookyangso'wuuti) caused a reed to grow into the sky, and it emerged in the Fourth World at the sipapu, a small tunnel or inter-dimensional passage. As the end of one world draws near the sipapu appears to lead the Hopi into the next phase of the world.[10] That explains this. –and that dream. Why do the spirits call upon me? ...

I Said.

January 03, 2023 16:28 - 2 minutes - 1.18 MB

Are you as ready to die As I am As ready to cry As I am Ready to try As I am To just dissappear— —to just disappear from here. I AM SO CONDFUSED. What just happened? I don't know. Who was that?! Me, I guess What the fuck. Okay. It had taken me this long to realize I just wanted to be alone; I was finally scheduled at kream, where I could sing and and really give into whatever might have been called OCD, aligning the store's products and just be with myself, whoever ...

just a friend.

January 03, 2023 01:35 - 24 minutes - 12 MB

{Enter The Multiverse}

[Chak Chel’s Bedrime Stories.]

December 30, 2022 22:40 - 17 minutes - 8.41 MB

Chak Chel travels back into prehistory, to merge with her ancient American counterpart; a former incarnation which, after ascension, eventually becomes her immortal self.

[[-Hot Tub Time Machine.]]

December 30, 2022 12:13 - 59 minutes - 41 MB

Impeccably professional. Are we playing the fame game again? ‘What's my name?' –-we never stopped playing. Well, here it goes then. These guys are gonna rip me apart. Oh, you wish. I did wish. Don't waste a wish on this, Just get some whippets, Disinterest admittedly Skittish, with good intentions; Poignant, and probably proper, By now; How did I manage to have found My way up from the ground? Was once a seed, But never planted JESUS CHRIST. He died. He ve...

[-UP.]

December 30, 2022 01:26 - 22 minutes - 15.5 MB

Wasn't I about to write something? If I was, I forgot what it was already Don't miss breakfast. I wanted tater tots. I know what you wanted. That's a lot of tater tots. I know. … … … Do you have any sauce? Alright, Dillon Francis Yea. What's up. Nothin. It's like a fucked up Cheaper By The Dozen, With more kids, And mormons; And doesn't make sense, in the beginning ; Then you'll get it What's this one? It's The Adventures of… A FIRE grows astoni...

I quit.

December 28, 2022 09:49 - 23 minutes - 11.5 MB

Oh, Got a body guard, huh. This is your fault. I don't give a Fuck. Yeah. Fuck you. Don't come around here anymore ñ. Go fuck yourself. I did that. Doesn't make a difference, to me, really I'm just a miserable something, A nobody Do you think I care? Do you think I don't? You can go anywhere But here. You can do anything But this You can be anyone But me I'm nobody, I'm nothing I'm broken You're hungry. Oh, certainly; But you see, I promised a week...

[The Insomniac]

December 28, 2022 07:29 - 42 minutes - 29.2 MB

Fuck it, then— It's over when it's over; If you ask me for a soda, It's “No” —but I might give you water. God, that's an awful lots of stuff In that storefront, Honest, I got a dollar. But it's part of my deposit, Honest— I've only got a moment to offer —I'm not what you want, But I'm all for the love— —if you got it. All I want —is to be wanted All I want Is just an apology, Starbursts, A car, An apartment.. I'm the talk of the town “The Apostle” ...

Fame. {Enter The Multiverse}

December 27, 2022 07:57 - 47 minutes - 32.6 MB

THE CELEBRITIES OF HOLLYWOOD have all been stuck at THE ETERNAL RAVE, after ridin THE HELLEVATOR// THE HOLLYWOOD PEOPLE have SUPACREE locked into a controlled hyper-simulation environment, out of her element and nestled in a series of inter dimensional portals along the Downtown Los Angeles central area, where old spirits, extra terrestrial beings, magicians, and of course, the filthy rich and famous embark upon missions. Collect tokens, and meet and gather for an array of unseen (and ofte...

[-blurred lines.]

December 26, 2022 07:31 - 1 hour - 41.2 MB

I should— SPLIT MY WRISTS WIDE OPEN— —so I can feel again! So I can feel again Slit my wrists right open— So I can see again So I can see again Tongue beneath my cheek, And your feelings make me weak; I need to breathe again; I better not See you next week— PLEASE Lay beneath me and Squeeze me, Please me l, Tease me, I— Greet me at the door, To your Rocky Mountain horror Feed me, Seymour, This is horrible! I hate this show I hate this world I hate ...

LOV. -Ū.

December 26, 2022 06:15 - 42 minutes - 29.3 MB

[The LA Standard] Oh, You're on my mind Your on my mind My mind My, my You're on my mind You're on my— My, my— You're on my— You're in my My—mind You're on my mind You're in my mind You're on my Thought I should say That I just like the way you Say my name Then you walk away— Thought I should say Oh baby You really drive me crazy Thought I should seize the day But now I can't escape Now at night I lay away and think of you (Think of you) Now I...

“The Eye In The Sky”

December 26, 2022 05:24 - 22 minutes - 10.8 MB

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{Anyway}

December 25, 2022 13:46 - 22 minutes - 10.9 MB

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[THE NEXT LEVEL] -Ū.

December 24, 2022 01:56 - 1 hour - 46.9 MB

On this day –and it had to be the day I had just go happened to be flush with ideas, filled with music and enough anger and angst to have thrown or smashed something The energy seated deep inside me wanted–needed to explode into a fit of fury and rage; but the calm forces of love and nature overtook and relaxed me–and though I envisioned myself tearing the world apart, I remained explicitly calm and collected, breathing in a shallow heap beneath my breath and through a layers of thick clothi...

[-Timmy's Turn Up.]

December 23, 2022 23:59 - 23 minutes - 16.5 MB

On this day –and it had to be the day I had just go happened to be flush with ideas, filled with music and enough anger and angst to have thrown or smashed something The energy seated deep inside me wanted–needed to explode into a fit of fury and rage; but the calm forces of love and nature overtook and relaxed me–and though I envisioned myself tearing the world apart, I remained explicitly calm and collected, breathing in a shallow heap beneath my breath and through a layers of thick cloth...

[-When I Talk.]

December 21, 2022 11:03 - 22 minutes - 15.7 MB

ENTER THE MULTIVERSE - SEASON 6 /LEGENDS - SEASON 2 DILLON FRANCIS enters the room silently with his pistol cocked, aiming it towards CC (Chak Chel) she smirks and sighs calmly. DILLON FRANCIS I want my money. CHAK CHEL stands up from the desk, shaking her head and still smiling, putting her hands above her head in a sarcastic surrender. CHAK CHEL Alright, Dillon. Okay. She turns around, hands still raised, away from the desk to face him; she stares over the rim of her glasses ...

[-The Controller.]

December 20, 2022 11:14 - 43 minutes - 29.5 MB

God Bleas Drake Bell: (It could be Heaven, or it could be Hell) Flick of the whippets: She'll kiss, and she'll tell me “Oh well,” She's a God, for the cause And her heart was the cause. TIMMY! TIMMY TURNER! OH SHIT. GET THAT N*GGA. Fuck. Do you know who that was? No. You know Drake and Josh? Yeah. That was Josh Bell. Uh— Or—the other one— —Drake somethin' Oh. Yeah, bro. Take this— Why?! Just DO IT. Ok; listen. Ugh, what, dude— —just LISTEN. Fuck ...

-Out Of Sync -Out Of Touch - Out of Love - Out of Time- Ū.

December 19, 2022 08:59 - 21 minutes - 14.7 MB

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Season 6 Opener Freestyle Recap

December 16, 2022 02:57 - 25 minutes - 12.5 MB

Gerald's Invite-Only Secret Guestlist

Gerald’s World - Season 6 Opener “@The Other Other Job”

December 16, 2022 02:06 - 44 minutes - 21.8 MB

We're going to need a body. A body--that's easy-- One stil, with the soul and spirit readily intact. WHAT? Impossible! How are we supposed to come by one of those It won't be easy… BEcause it won't be possible-- What was that? It's not-- A fiery storm of magic lightning strikes the entire space, , Say it again, go ahead--say impossible. The room grows silent. {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2022 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED....

Pasquale’s Magic Hat

December 16, 2022 01:58 - 23 minutes - 11.2 MB

Nothing's really mattered, Since I found this hat— They're all handsome, and Attractive and a half, Even Pasquale, But after Holly Madison If I walked in and asked for a dance, He'd surely laugh, Like I did at the meat circus, When I walked past— I go to insomniac Looking for answers My past is so tragic, I'm surprised that I haven't just blasted Off my head, but I'd rather that— Than live the rest of infinite This fat and this black —And I haven't smoked cr...

@ The Other Job ***leaked***

December 16, 2022 01:50 - 40 minutes - 20.1 MB

Three artists preform the same spell with entirely different intentions—in some dimensions. [Muffled thud] What's the wish? These, three. Burning daisies, are we? No, just Dandelions. Separate them. The hearts?! All of them— —Spirit I swear to God. —don't// ‘Skrillex is my Spirit Animal'. —and, Soul. What of the flesh? It will wound and perish but will not bond or be bound to death, until it again becomes as One. What is THIS? I honestly-/ Honestly!! Honestly...

Airplane Mode.

December 16, 2022 01:39 - 22 minutes - 11.3 MB

Something Sunni This Way Comes Series 2 | Book 2 Much Ado About Sunni Blu Series 3 | Book 3 Secret Life of Sunni Blu Series Book 4 lSuite Life of Sunni Blu//Suite Life of Supacree (when worlds collide) Life's a Beach EP BODY dysmorphia Pray 4 Me The stingray shuffle Dolphin on wheels remix (Bonus track) Bad luck Chuck Justin time Will power Two faced Tony/ Tanya Sober Sam/Sally Life's a Beach named Sandy Cheeks And I'm a nut And it's been weeks, I think Since...

Gerald’s World- “Cinematic Adventures”

December 15, 2022 23:28 - 26 minutes - 12.7 MB

DIPLO/THOMAS YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKING GAME?! SUPACREE THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT IS. DIPLO/THOMAS MAYBE TO YOU! SUPACREE I AM YOU!!' DIPLO Reveals The Seer's Stone. Oh, SHIT, Dude. Where'd you get that?! What's this story. No, don't go in there. Oh, look, a story— I told you this was going to be a long night. I was knocking back preworkout at 8 PM exactly, far out of sight from Travis Apple but not entirely out of mind, it was a personal feat to walk into the gym an...

Gerald’s World - “Hello, Honey.”

December 14, 2022 21:52 - 22 minutes - 11.2 MB

After mysteriously being blasted into a parallel dimension ...what? I don't know. I stopped writing. What happened? [infinite possibilities] Oh. YeH. Wow. So. Yeah. Goddamn. {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2022 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -U.

Kx5 II - {Enter The Multiverse} [Freestyle Studio Session]

December 13, 2022 23:06 - 51 minutes - 24.7 MB

I now had two jobs and a budding music career, that at times seemed to be skyrocketing me towards a higher dimension at every moment— I hear my city callin me; Off the 25th balcony, A falcon with a crown on Coming down on ya; It really rained on us, LA ain't playing Really making it out here, I bet you're proud of me now, huh—? Bet they play this for you at my funeral Do it, I'm the new confucius, No confusion, dude I'm supa dupe Blū about it I blew up out here; I gr...

Kx5 - [ A BlūW0rLd Premiere Exclusive ]

December 12, 2022 22:09 - 54 minutes - 26 MB

I ain't tryna be out here like that; Put me in a body bag— I'm dead, I'm dead I'm debt free in an hour or three, That's 4-15's Adds up; get my bag, get my bag up I'm dead I'm dead; Woke up on the long side of bed, like Damn, that's a long fall Man on a long call It's a feat, just to feast Didn't eat for a week— Or a weekend, Jesús knows who SUPACREE is But not me But not me; I'm dead I'm left on Read By the readhesd dead head; Woke up on the long si...

‘Diplo Escapes From The Blacklist’ -Ū.

December 08, 2022 17:47 - 15 minutes - 10.8 MB

This--soul. Yes? It is...of light? It is. And? (A concept unbeknownst the the dark and evil underlords of Satan's realm, which has expanded far beyond hell, into the upper reaches of our world, consuming in darkness everything it can.) Something else… What? Something powerful. It is...beyond words. How? That is, yet to be understood. Mmm… ________________ Before the initial collision... Exited for EDC? Are you serious? Is Dillon Francis going to be there? Dillon...

||::pause. (-Ū.)

December 07, 2022 18:49 - 20 minutes - 13.9 MB

I suggest you turn up the bass I got another message from an alien race— Pause The transmission was just lost Still got ya to turns on the volum a notch In your car, huh— ? I'm awesome. Unpause. Hold up I think I lost somethin; Bet it was my dumb ass mind; At Ross, shoppin' Stop coughing' I didn't even nod off, Messin with the wrong boss My mom costs More than you're pop's watch Or your back portch; {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT...

concussions.

December 07, 2022 02:19 - 27 minutes - 13.4 MB

I had always felt a connection with the intersection without knowing why; I loved the corner of 8th and Grand, where the Whole Foods wrapped around to the one-way route I took back to the freehand, preferably skating the left hand side—where the walkway was wide and smooth, allowing me to carve and catch maximum speed—usually I could maneuver easily around foot traffic and plant my foot solidly enough on the ground with enough force that two or three good pushes catapulted me to top speed ov...

-27. -Ū.

December 03, 2022 03:16 - 57 minutes - 39.6 MB

I'm sick to my stomach Absolutely useless in this universe It's twisted Haven't slit my wrists in Half a minute, But it seems a swift solution IMm confused at my existence I have no contribution to society I should just kill myself. Because what's the God honest purpose Of persons with no worth Or accomplishments, even? What's the reason to keep on being When all you see is grief and green? Envy or greed; Either way— Nothing means anything I should just kill m...

[-Family Of Light] -Ū.

November 30, 2022 01:44 - 28 minutes - 19.6 MB

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-iHeartLA.

November 28, 2022 20:29 - 25 minutes - 12.8 MB

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[-42.]

November 27, 2022 19:23 - 26 minutes - 18.5 MB

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[[-The 9th Gate.]]

November 26, 2022 19:17 - 34 minutes - 23.4 MB

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[For The Record:]

November 26, 2022 02:39 - 30 minutes - 5.62 MB

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-complications. -Ū.

November 25, 2022 22:51 - 55 minutes - 38.4 MB

I catch songs like butterflies What? What did you want from me? I'm not even from this city; It's just in me Should just end me Warm winds, As I drift down the bridge Almost envious of my Previous intentions with it There's a cradle there, Nestled between the alley, And and walkway Though you'd hate to admit it Just gotta go with it Roll with the punches, You'll love it What about perfect? What about a pair of au-pair (sp?) In Paris with pears on the stai...

[-The Next Episode.] -Ū.

November 24, 2022 19:12 - 23 minutes - 16.5 MB

I Misa Gerald. -Ū.