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{Enter The Multiverse}

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Details In The Fabric

August 16, 2023 08:35 - 23 minutes - 11.5 MB

Ted, Ted, and Ted's accidental initiation into The Psychonauts began as a result of the friends, originally three Fraternity Brothers and Recent Graduates of UCLA attending festivals consistently together, each using various Mind-Altering substances to attract (“preferably female”) partygoers. Over the course of the series in short (often light and comedic) scenes, where the trio often stumble into reality-shattering situations by sheer coincidence or seemingly random occurrences. But as w...

[The Lost Stone.]

August 16, 2023 08:17 - 23 minutes - 4.38 MB

Can you walk and write at the same time? Maybe Christian Nodal God, I fucking love this place. Why?! I loved it here, definitely—but it had taken me two hours to be “ready” this morning, after going to bed showered and somewhat ready in a sense, I woke up cruelly devastated that I couldn't sleep in, though I technically already had, as the plan had been to ride early enough to head to the gym before the passport office—however, having spent the three nights sleeping on the floor at wor...

Poetry Night Part I

August 16, 2023 07:58 - 24 minutes - 11.7 MB

Tell me why The time Is speeding up Frequently, recently Do you see me? I see you in everything Tell me why (Tell me why) All these places, All these faces, All these eyes— Are mine, This time, this time— Sorry I'm Late Shazam You have a way, Of making me hate, making me hate, hate I have a way, of feeling ashamed Feeling the same way, same shit, new day Some things never change These are the ways, we are made (I was made to be famous) These are the ways, we...

9/11

August 16, 2023 07:17 - 27 minutes - 13.5 MB

Idol//Icon I'm an idol I'm an icon Depending what planet you're on— I'm a God I wrote the whole plot And it's just getting started Haven't thought of the sea, since I parted it I'm the whole rock that you're spinning on Now, move among, Mohammed I'm the reason for your Ramadan I'm offline I'm an idol, I'm an icon Have you all on standby, I'm an idol, I'm an icon Have you standing in line I'm an idol, I'm an icon I get what I want I'm an idol, I'm an icon I...

The Psychological Terror System

August 16, 2023 07:04 - 31 minutes - 15.2 MB

It doesn't make any sense to be hammering directly over my head in the same spot for two weeks. There's nothing fucking left to hammer. At this point ‘ 100 % certain it's just more psychological fucking warfare— My new roommate is fucking evil and psychotic— The look in her eyes says she's being possessed by some other dark force, the disgusting, hanging belly fat sinking below her waistline a mark of the devil himself. Stil, by no maneuverable—my life is expendable, simply just an...

3 1/2

August 16, 2023 06:26 - 39 minutes - 19.3 MB

I had been thinking it has been five years, but on this day—and of course, listening to I Remember, I used my fingers to count from the year2019, when it had all began—to this point, standing at the bus stop On Sutter, waiting for a bus that was the exact amount of minutes late that would have allowed me to finish my second 30-minute sauna session—the first of many in three days, as I hadn't been to the gym in another 3 days, and another 3 days before that—separated only by a 3-day sprawling...

“The Elephant”

August 16, 2023 05:00 - 23 minutes - 11.4 MB

Psh. I'm not gonna fight over a dude. It's ********. He's just a dude. So what gives. I don't know. I told her to do what she wants. She wants you to die. We are similar. She's prettier. Okay? Wow, that's it--just ok? Give up already. I did. And yet, here we are. I'm the only one here. Let's not ignore the Skrillex sized elephant in the room. That would be impossible to ignore, If it existed.Have you ever seen a tiny elephant? Just you. What am I gonna do with ...

[-the arrangement.]

August 16, 2023 00:57 - 1 hour - 46.2 MB

Someone's always watching you Don't know who, but yea, it's true There's someone always watching you and everything you do I say “Illu- Illu- Illuminate me Turn the light on Turn me on, baby Woah, “Have I been here before— Do you know what I do? They know not what they do They know not what they do! I say Illu Illuminate me Illu Illu Illu Illuminate me Illu Illu Illu I'm not on the bottom floor, I'm way I'm up above you But you— I'm way, I'm...

C-U-T

August 15, 2023 19:52 - 22 minutes - 10.9 MB

In real time.

[Atonement]

August 15, 2023 04:45 - 1 hour - 46.9 MB

INT. TIMMY TURNER'S APARTMENT. BROAD ASS DAYLIGHT. SUNNI BLU kicks down the door at TIMMY TURNER'S APARTMENT SUNNI BLU where's my shit, Timmy? TIMMY TURNER I—I don't know. SUNNI BLU You “don't know”? TIMMY TURNER —I don't know. SUNNI BLU (Sighs) Oh. (Puts down gun) SUNNI BLU (CONT'D) That sucks. TIMMY TURNER Wait—you're not gonna kill me? SUNNI BLU Nah… TIMMY TURNER Well—why not?! SUNNI BLU I dunno! I kinda don't like being a drug dealer—too much drama. TIMMY ...

The Come Down

August 15, 2023 04:14 - 1 hour - 46.1 MB

First stop, AH, fuck— Well, check this out No such thing as free. No such thing as freedom, either “Just take what you need” Just tear me to pieces, Jesus All we need is A little relief in this bitch All we need is A new release, maybe an EP or three Make sure that s/he sees this Do you need me? Do you need this? Please check your subscriptions Or your email Please, pick up this new prescription Fuck dude! I can't just listen to deadmau5 in peace? I gotta ...

Mass Manipulation, Psychological Terrorism, and Remote Programming

August 14, 2023 22:22 - 1 hour - 126 MB

EQUINOX SPORTS CLUB, MANHATTAN A very pretty woman exicersises impressively. Why even try. Well, I wanna die. DEATH- are you ready, then? Yeap, I'm ready to go. I just want to die. *deflates* JENNIFER ANNISATAN I told you don't cry in here. *not crying* JENNIFER ANNISATAN My minions will eat you alive. *coughs* Yeah, I'm ready. NOT SO FAST. I'm not fasting— JENNIFER ANNISATAN —are you not? Uhh… no— [literally always fasting] JENNIFER ANNISATAN then ...

[Stella Noche Roma]

August 14, 2023 12:13 - 1 hour - 42.9 MB

Yo, what the fuck. TESLA. Ok. *COUGHS* What the fuck. *morevgross, obnoxious coughing* Ughhhhh whhhaaaattttt. TESLA. Okay, I don't— T E S L A OH. Wow. So it is the satellites. ELONNNNN. …hm? GET IN HERE. where is that, . AAGAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHTTHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT. GET IN HERE. I don't even believe the rain, these days “We can make it rain”, he says Storm warning A good morning A door's open, This one's closing, though I'm not bc all cold y...

FUCK DILLON FRANCIS

August 14, 2023 11:06 - 24 minutes - 12 MB

FUCK YOU, DILLON FRANCIS, YOU LITERAL AND FIGURATIVE PIECE OF-- {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2023 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -U. It's a "fuck you Dillon Francis Sandwhich" (fuck that n*gga.)

SUPASoul Sundays - “Dismemberment”

August 14, 2023 11:02 - 1 hour - 44.8 MB

It was becoming clearer and clearer with each passing day at Equinox that I was again the Guinea pig central to some kind of secret social experiment, or worse, psychological—which meant of course I had become allures into a trap and had always been the perfect prey—still a dumb, fat, lazy and now hood-bound nigger with a taste for luxury and the wellness that had been stripped from the lower realms at all—desperate for the life I had designed for myself on my own but still trapped in some k...

Terms of Agreement (Fuck You, Dillon Francis)

August 14, 2023 10:48 - 9.68 KB

YO, FUCK YOU, DILLON FRANCIS. WHAT DID I DO?! I DONT KNOW YET, BUT FUCK YOU! AAGHHH *hulks out * FUCK—YOU. Woah. This is strange. Should we stop them? No, I think we should watch. *eating popcorn* We should watch. Because, I'm better off— Than last time I saw you; You never saw me; And I saw right through you; You were the boat, And I was the ocean— I kept you afloat, And you sank into me Woah. Okay. I did not want to put that all on the same note. Bu...

Complications 002 - [making up for lost time]

August 14, 2023 07:36 - 1 hour - 45.6 MB

The ‘-complications.' mixtape compilation series which focuses its internal monologue on the ideology of exploratory existentialism, using simple and classic mixing techniques into smooth transitions which mirror synchronicities in time, musical elements, and lyricism to illustrate a vortex of collisions in cosmic omniscience, theming its recurring dominant soundscapes into a singular foundational focal point, and centering its multidimensionality into a gripping pull to return its emphasi...

Complications 010010111 -‘Compromises’

August 14, 2023 02:08 - 1 hour - 44.5 MB

The ‘-complications.' mixtape compilation series which focuses its internal monologue on the ideology of exploratory existentialism, using simple and classic mixing techniques into smooth transitions which mirror synchronicities in time, musical elements, and lyricism to illustrate a vortex of collisions in cosmic omniscience, theming its recurring dominant soundscapes into a singular foundational focal point, and centering its multidimensionality into a gripping pull to return its emphasi...

—And Then What?! (Rehash)

August 13, 2023 12:19 - 55 minutes - 27.3 MB

Polar opposites, My solar plexus is off or something, Dropping stuff, Walking like I'm drunk, Talking strange, voice is strained Look me in the eye and lie to me; I walk the line from just behind Or where I lead. And lately, I've been dreaming of bleeding on the streets Or not needing to be seen, l. Oh. Olden rings, one million streams and Putting things in places Make no mistake, I'm a wreck I ain't been loved in a long time Take a good look at the mark on my n...

Practicum.

August 13, 2023 03:41 - 13 minutes - 9.23 MB

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“My Pet Coelacanth “

August 13, 2023 02:58 - 22 minutes - 11 MB

Wow. How is it you look better. I'm gonna need proof this exists. Proof what exists. THE KOOLAID MAN erupts through the wall. OH YEAH. I'm going to bed. MA! FRAN/SUPER JEWISH MOM Look all I got is matzos and coconut water. *colecanth growls scarily* FRAN/ SUPER JEWISH MOM AHHH! Bananas! I got bananas! You want some bananas?! COELACANTH Arg? COELACANTH, THE GIANT TERRIFLYING CLOUD MONSTER apparently Loves bananas {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COP...

c o l o r s Vs. Happy Accidents B2B Ū ft. Phoenixx Skyy

August 12, 2023 20:50 - 1 hour - 43.6 MB

In my own shadow. With the color coordination and syncopation of the synesthetic movement, c o l o r s quietly takes to the underground with an array of cosmic collisions and polyharmonics only ever eclipsed by the aromatic esthetic of sensuous and illusive, ethereal sine waves of the electric sky. {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2023 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -U. Grandmother Moog Pioneer Model One Roland TR-909

—And That’s When I Also Realized…(The Follow Up)

August 12, 2023 07:54 - 33 minutes - 17 MB

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—And That’s When I Realized…

August 12, 2023 06:42 - 55 minutes - 27.4 MB

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[AMC]

August 12, 2023 06:25 - 19 minutes - 13.1 MB

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‘The Formation of Language’

August 12, 2023 04:36 - 22 minutes - 10.9 MB

BRYAN CRANSTON is scmoozing desperately to work his way into The Festival Project Mc_bulldogsny Or again Miami Going to a party Looking like salami I mean, I wanna MEAT ya! Thank you God, I needed a Sauna, Or a Psalm— I guess I got all of ‘em Stuck in a song When the door of opportunity opens up, there's no such thing as tomorrow at all. Timestamp. Oh my god! What the fuck is that!? Oh my ago! It's a Pigaloo!! A PigaLoo?! Yeah h aww, come here! (She happily ...

Location, Location, Location.

August 12, 2023 04:08 - 22 minutes - 10.7 MB

Maybe it's a secret weapon Maybe it's a blessing Maybe it's a lesson Maybe It's a curse Maybe it's the way I'm supposed to learn, I'm guessing Maybe's only make It worse, Take this day with a grain of salt, A lemon slice I promise you, I'll make it nice This is my purpose here: I Was sent To love you, so Suffer your feelings unto Me (Empathy) Maybe it's the sunrise Maybe it's a surprise Maybe it's my disguise I don't know Maybe it's some that place I shoul...

[[[ P O R T A L G U N]]]

August 12, 2023 03:33 - 1 hour - 41.9 MB

Return to starr Michael Roberts all karma and pain he has caused, his energy, demons and ü negative forces back onto him; may his destruction. Be bound to him and only him, his damage me negative painful satanic actions be. Bound and binded to him and only him; for he shall not any longer harm himself, others, or his son “So mote it be” Amen. The coughing had stopped for awhile but had suddenly returned, as if I had done something wrong—but it only seemed that the more I paid attention...

“The Other Side”

August 12, 2023 01:15 - 25 minutes - 12.5 MB

The coughing had stopped for awhile but had suddenly returned, as if I had done something wrong—but it only seemed that the more I paid attention to myself and my health, improving my life and my habits, this energy followed, as if trying to keep or return me to the Hell from which I had been born, raised, and married into— only to overcome by luck if anything, albeit strength and wit; the cycle of abuse was still the ever present cycle—and the more I read about the psychological mindset of ...

“Four Miserable Miscreants”

August 12, 2023 01:11 - 22 minutes - 11.1 MB

“Maybe I should just kill myself” I laid restfully to one side of the chest press machine, almost unconscious— I had tried to work away the pain and sorrow, but it was no use; I had failed the test of time, of course, leaving too late after scurryingvfir the case managers to sign off a metro pass— to ensure that I would never be trapped in the city or ticketed again, which I had been respectively numerous times, and the latter twice—I now iwed the city $209 in fines for hopping the subway ...

[Have A Seat.] (*Corrupted Audio Warning*)

August 11, 2023 11:52 - 1 hour - 44.4 MB

Idkrwhatever. oh yeah, He was all like, "Fame is Imminent." {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2023 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -U.

-Beyond Complications.

August 11, 2023 02:56 - 56 minutes - 38.6 MB

I felt horrible beyond een my own comprehension, but it had been seemingly ages at all since I had heard a song upon first listen that actually intrigued me, let alone that I liked– and, not that it seemed to matter, as I was still trapped behind the seemingly endless ad-wall that had become the ultra-competitive industry, and though it seemed like nobody was really making money in music besides those amongst the elite and now even their children, there didn't seem a foreseeable chance at al...

[[Full Solar Eclipse]]

August 11, 2023 01:48 - 1 hour - 41.6 MB

Not the best mix, been going through some hard and deep stuff, but doing my best. Thanks for all the downloads and your support, it means the most to me. take care, -Ū.

-C O M A.

August 10, 2023 20:33 - 1 hour - 43.3 MB

S Ū pA c R E e has been in a coma, and through very limited states of consciousness, has only woken merely to speak the word “Skrillex” — after waking to appear to have a totally normal conversation, after the star is flown to Alaska by a secret organization * ahem lol— in an attempt to wake the sleeping poet from her deep, deep...coma, Supacree falls back into her coma, triggering a series of apocalyptic extra terrestrial phenomena, which leaves the world asking for answers—and drugs. .....

[The Welcome Wagon]

August 10, 2023 19:41 - 1 hour - 48.2 MB

I never sleep; It's been a couple dozen weeks, at least I laid the egg (I plant the seed) Now watch it hatch (Now, let it sprout) I paint a smile on Over the scars, of course Prisoner of war I beg your pardon, For your Honor, or other No, Nevermind! I paint a smile on Over the scars, of course Prisoner of war I beg your pardon, For your Honor, or other No, Nevermind! I have 900 things to do And I can't get over you And now every day is blue It's so cra...

When The Moon Eclipsed The Sun

August 10, 2023 18:01 - 1 minute - 540 KB

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[Apple Of My Eye.]

August 10, 2023 17:55 - 33 minutes - 16.1 MB

“Always be on time—especially in New York.” The words rang around in my head like a lesson— a lesson I had learned in high school, coming from theatre. “If you're not 15 minutes early, you're late.” I regurgitated--something I honestly had stood by in all my years with it— my high school theatre teacher, Andy, probably my favorite teacher ever, if not a close second to my middle school English teacher, Mrs. Davis, or even a tie for first, since they came from different eras in my school ...

“I think I might be dying”

August 10, 2023 17:26 - 28 minutes - 13.7 MB

Thank god It's like a storm is passed I gotta keep it up I would never touch another man If I could front the cost All on my own No wonder ma and pa Gotta open up shops It's a long long long way up huh Took a long long long long walk in the park 2 boroughs I crossed Just to be remarkable Ok! I got Dillon Francis. That's a pigeon. Well, yeah—he's a pigeon. Wow! He's a pigeon! Yeah! Pigeons are fast! How'd you catch him? Well, he's a New York pigeon, so he's fat....

{it’s almost impossible.} - c o l o r s

August 10, 2023 04:05 - 1 hour - 41.8 MB

Humbled from entitlement Ashamed of my own displacement I'm on a tear I'm on a tangeant I was just here. But where have I been Most this year has passed And I'm still here, I still don't get it A divine circumstance Souls— So long, So gone, Almost The time has come to walk The time has come again to rise, Rise up The time has come to walk, come on The time that's come is ours, From now on Give me time to walk, An. Hour or so A trot, the fox Time ...

“Pasquale, The Ringmaster. “

August 10, 2023 03:39 - 22 minutes - 10.8 MB

….. …. …….. So, whats's in Pasqualle's Pop-Tarts? … …. ………. …Nobody? (It's Plum, by the way— With nutmeg and cinnamon)

Apparently, It’s Dillon Francis.

August 10, 2023 03:15 - 22 minutes - 10.9 MB

Check the hat and glasses; Yeap, That's a bampheramph laughin at you Not with you Highly unusual and peculiar, sure Dad hats: the lowest level of bampheramph— These bamphers show you what not to do, how not to act, and just how not to be in general After bampheramph camp, the graduates are ranked by performance —typically— “bad” “very bad” or “what the fuck”, and very rarely even “what the fuck, dude” or “I don't even know”, the average graduate being given the “Classicl bamph...

[Fight Facilities]

August 10, 2023 02:11 - 1 hour - 98.9 MB

I can't fall for this again— Another rich and handsome man— A dream he wants to be my friend A dream he wants to hold my hand Oh look, Another dance for anthem Look, I'm just another fan No, I can't fall for this again —but they would go against the plan A simple programming error, Lips the color of a pomagranite Circle on the palm, And then , of course, We press the center And look, here we are again Another life, Another love A new wife— Another husban...

[Coming Full Circle.]

August 10, 2023 01:29 - 1 hour - 44.3 MB

SUNNI BLU: BALLS BPM: really doe Sample first four bars, pitch down The black Batman doesn't exist. Because The Illuminati would never allow a black man to be THAT rich. Supacree defeated the black Batman in battle before he was acknowledged into existence. Sunni BLU is the richest black man in the world and becomes the black Batman in the new franchise– Great. Now the KKK is going to try to lynch me. I don't know why, but I feel like crying— And on the way here, I felt lik...

[The Manhattan Algorithm]

August 10, 2023 00:32 - 22 minutes - 10.7 MB

Thank god It's like a storm is passed I gotta keep it up I would never touch another man If I could front the cost All on my own No wonder ma and pa Gotta open up shops It's a long long long way up huh Took a long long long long walk in the park 2 boroughs I crossed Just to be remarkable Ok! I got Dillon Francis. That's a pigeon. Well, yeah—he's a pigeon. Wow! He's a pigeon! Yeah! Pigeons are fast! How'd you catch him? Well, he's a New York pigeon, so he's fat....

Drown. [Acoustic Rough Cut]

August 09, 2023 20:58 - 6 minutes - 2.94 MB

Drown (Phoenixx Skyy) [Unmixed Unmasted Acoustic] Em Settle down, My love I know you've had Enough And I'm all out— Of Love And I'm still drowning, In your… I'm still drown…(ed) …in your… And time stood still… —-If only for a moment. And time stood still— If only for a moment… —but I'm still drownin'… In your… I'm still drown(ed) In your… Settle down My love I am only In your mind And I— Invented Time— Didn't I? But I'm still drowning— In yo...

“Sorry I’m late.” {Enter The Multiverse}

August 09, 2023 20:35 - 22 minutes - 15.3 MB

If it ever looks like I'm just staring off into space— It's because I am. Literally in to space. I'm watching my mixes in full synesthetic color. The way I can't see then, when I'm spinning. Mixing requires focus. For me, anyway. It's not just some mindless, monotonous thing I do on autopilot— It takes effort; Endless, choices The infinite story being told through the turn of a knob The push of a button The twist of my very own fingertips. I had to turn the colors off ...

{A Wonderful World.}

July 20, 2023 05:58 - 1 hour - 43.2 MB

Because I saw you at the crossroads; And we both are who we are already, It might be best just to consolidate the solitude And wash away the ARE YOU READYYYYYYYYY. I couldn't do it Even to get close to you Even to get next to you I could do it Even to sit next to you Even to connect with you Even for sex with you Naked, as friends, Or again, at the ending I haven't yet written I need a prescription Or maybe some whippets Hey— Let's ditch this place Take m...

{Heart of Stone.}

July 20, 2023 05:27 - 23 minutes - 11.5 MB

What are you doing here. Whatever I'm doing. You're a madman. I fucking wish. Be careful now—- —careful for what— Don't you know—wishes come true. If that were the case I'd be the richest man in the world. —maybe you are. [A mysterious stone is presented.] What is this? [a mysterious half—smirk] Your fortune, sir. Better to not dream in color; The better to see you with my dear– I still think about coming over Suddenly, the water's clear And the tide's gettin...

S Ū P ∆ ⓒ Я E E .™

July 19, 2023 21:28 - 1 hour - 31.4 MB

S Ū P ∆ ⓒ Я E E .™ My spells began working faster and faster; in fact—this one worked instantly. {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2023 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -U.

[The Life And Times of Timmy Turner]

July 19, 2023 18:07 - 18 minutes - 8.93 MB

¡Yo no tienes un boleto! {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2023 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -U.