#BreatheMoveAdapt
224 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 1 year ago -A podcast about CrossFit. Kind of.
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030 #BreatheMoveAdapt: The Internet Hates Gorillas.
March 24, 2021 14:00 - 1 hour - 42.6 MBOn this episode of #BreatheMoveAdapt we talk about Dinosaurs, Pangea and Extinction Level Events for 45 minutes and then switch to CrossFit. That's not true. We also decide on a mascot for the box. Nick is currently sitting in 199th worldwide, and his team is in the exact right place to make a run to the Games. It could happen. How dope would that be? We're blessed. KEEP GOING.
029 FUCKERS: Stepbrother.
March 21, 2021 02:00 - 1 hour - 57.9 MBJess got engaged even though she has sandpaper pussy. This episode is a celebration of that. Joe Biden needs to SLOW DOWN on the stairs, but the internet doesn't need to slow down on memes. Also, guess which porn we love? You'll find out, you heathens. Hope you have the weekend you deserve. Wear a condom.
014: Get to the Copter.
March 17, 2021 14:00 - 44 minutes - 30.4 MB-Dave Castro is gonna come on this podcast??? Probably not. But he should brand his likeness, so we talk about that. -We both give our 21.2 predictions and then Nick cuts the episode short to evacuate his colon. -We bounce from the 1932 Lake Placid Winter Olympics to print designs for the KAMO AF winners. Shit is wild.
028 #BreatheMoveAdapt: Get to the Copter.
March 17, 2021 14:00 - 44 minutes - 30.4 MBDave Castro is gonna come on this podcast??? Probably not. But he should brand his likeness, so we talk about that. We both give our 21.2 predictions and then Nick cuts the episode short to evacuate his colon. This episode is OUT THERE. We bounce from the 1932 Lake Placid Winter Olympics to print designs for the KAMO AF winners. Shit is wild.
013: Real Artists Ship.
March 13, 2021 15:00 - 1 hour - 44.2 MBSaturday morning special! You're welcome. -Nick & Andy talk about Mat Fraser's appearance on the Joe Rogan Experience. -Jacob Heppner retiring from competition. -21.1. -Andy loves the Joe Budden Podcast. -Nick's life since the birth of Cooper. -Tom Brady's business ventures.
027 #BreatheMoveAdapt: Real Artists Ship.
March 13, 2021 15:00 - 1 hour - 44.2 MBSaturday morning special! You're welcome. Nick & Andy talk about Mat Fraser's appearance on the Joe Rogan Experience, Jacob Heppner retiring from competition, and 21.1. Non-CF topics include why Andy loves the Joe Budden Podcast, Nick's life since the birth of Cooper and Tom Brady's business ventures.
026 FUCKERS: Haircut Bukkake.
March 12, 2021 02:00 - 1 hour - 55.2 MBThis is the most worthless podcast. I swear to god I'm about to quit with these two motherfuckers. Gerard Butler Vs. Russell Crowe? Jess is a whole ass idiot. Rick Ross spends 3.5M in cash we'll never see. And slow mo podcasting.
025 VQSV: Brandon Reed & the Trajectory of Things.
March 07, 2021 19:00 - 1 hour - 60.3 MBBrandon Reed is a chiropractor and movement doctor. He recently set up shop inside KAMO Athletics CrossFit. He sat down with Andy for a 90-minute convo about a lots of things; coaching, expectation, rumination and practice. Enjoy.
024 #BreatheMoveAdapt: Homeless Rambo Bar Muscle-Ups
March 03, 2021 18:00 - 1 hour - 44.7 MBNick is about to become a father, and Andy just found out he is as well. Will the two children end up as soulmates? Only time will tell. NoBull is the title sponsor of the CrossFit Games? I'd rather run in shoes full of puke without socks on. We give our thoughts on this new development. Aaaannnnd Andy got destroyed by a homeless guy in a Bar Muscle-Up competition. So you'll hear about that.
012: Homeless Rambo Bar Muscle-Ups
March 03, 2021 18:00 - 1 hour - 44.7 MB-Nick is about to become a father, and Andy just found out he is as well. Will the two children end up as soulmates? Only time will tell. -NoBull is the title sponsor of the CrossFit Games? I'd rather run in shoes full of puke without socks on. We give our thoughts on this new development. -Aaaannnnd Andy got destroyed by a homeless guy in a Bar Muscle-Up competition. So you'll hear about that.
023 FUCKERS: We're Up All Night to Get Fucky.
February 27, 2021 03:00 - 1 hour - 66.9 MBDaft Punk broke up. Fuck everything. We talk about a recently resurfaced picture of Jess on her 21st birthday where she's assaulting an innocent bird. JBO called a woman a cunt. And Lady Gaga offers a half MIL for the return of her dogs while families froze to death in Texas. Where's my money Joey B? You old sack of dicks.
011: Zooey Deschanel.
February 24, 2021 15:00 - 1 hour - 58 MB-Are Jordans ugly? 50 million fans can't be wrong. -Nick and Andy weigh in on the new "Girls" that CrossFit issued recently. -Our deep dive is on how to balance fitness vs. happiness, against volume, expectation and age. -Also, Nick's wife is about to pop a whole live child out of her abdomen. That's hella cray. Enjoy!
022 #BreatheMoveAdapt: Zooey Deschanel.
February 24, 2021 15:00 - 1 hour - 58 MBAre Jordans ugly? 50 million fans can't be wrong. Nick and Andy weigh in on the new "Girls" that CrossFit issued recently. Our deep dive is on how to balance fitness vs. happiness, against volume, expectation and age. Also, Nick's wife is about to pop a whole live child out of her abdomen. That's hella cray. Enjoy!
FUCKERS 021: Fuck The Feedback.
February 20, 2021 03:00 - 1 hour - 70.2 MBKANYE IS FREE. Bitcoin hits 56k. Float trip shitting. Jeffica Dahmer goes off about wedding etiquette. Gen Z vs. Millennials.
021 FUCKERS: Fuck The Feedback.
February 20, 2021 03:00 - 1 hour - 70.2 MBKANYE IS FREE from the tentacles of a succubus. Bitcoin hits 56k, we talk about Blockchain and get it all wrong. How do you shit on a float trip? Jess does it upstream. Then she goes off about wedding etiquette. Gen Z vs. Millennials is a thing. Fuck them kids.
020 #BreatheMoveAdapt: Name Your Baby Lambo.
February 17, 2021 18:00 - 57 minutes - 39.7 MBAdam Sandler is the most successful unfunny comedian. Discussing the CF Open Quarterfinal format to show what a ball of ball sweat it is. We talk baby names because Nick let one go roughly 9 months ago. ROUGHLY, get it. That's the pod.
#BreatheMoveAdapt 020: Name Your Baby Lambo.
February 17, 2021 18:00 - 57 minutes - 39.7 MBHappy Gilmore 25th anniversary. Discussing the CF Open Quarterfinal format. Talking baby names. That's the pod.
010: Name Your Baby Lambo.
February 17, 2021 18:00 - 57 minutes - 39.7 MB-Adam Sandler is the most successful unfunny comedian. -Discussing the CF Open Quarterfinal format to show what a ball of ball sweat it is. -We talk baby names because Nick let one go roughly 9 months ago. ROUGHLY, get it. That's the pod.
019 FUCKERS: Jess Solicits Miners.
February 14, 2021 17:00 - 1 hour - 49.7 MBAnother Saturday Night Special episode of FUCKERS brought to you in part by delicious Hamm's Beer Drink for Humans. Do you like when your piss coagulates and comes out in clumps like old milk? Drink Hamm's. This episode is a freeform exercise in pure hilarity. Nothing productive is accomplished. If you're looking for insights into the ways of the universe, go talk to someone in hospice or some shit. You ain't gonna find it here.
FUCKERS 019: Valentine's Day, Jess Solicits Miners & Retirement Home LSD Applesauce.
February 14, 2021 17:00 - 1 hour - 49.7 MBAnother Saturday Night Special episode of FUCKERS brought to you in part by delicious Hamm's Beer Drink for Humans. Do you like when your piss coagulates and comes out in clumps like old milk? Drink Hamm's. This episode is a freeform exercise in pure hilarity. Nothing productive is accomplished. If you're looking for insights into the ways of the universe, go talk to someone in hospice or some shit. You ain't gonna find it here.
FUCKERS 019: Jess Solicits Miners.
February 14, 2021 17:00 - 1 hour - 49.7 MBAnother Saturday Night Special episode of FUCKERS brought to you in part by delicious Hamm's Beer Drink for Humans. Do you like when your piss coagulates and comes out in clumps like old milk? Drink Hamm's. This episode is a freeform exercise in pure hilarity. Nothing productive is accomplished. If you're looking for insights into the ways of the universe, go talk to someone in hospice or some shit. You ain't gonna find it here.
#BreatheMoveAdapt 018: Intro God Andy, Tom Brady Loses at Horses & Drugs-R-Bad.
February 10, 2021 15:00 - 1 hour - 41.2 MBAndy is great at his job, who's surprised? The cold has been an IQ test this week, but Nick and Andy brave it to hand deliver you another astounding warm-hearted pod about CrossFit? No, not really. We talk about how other podcasts should learn from the Intro God, the importance of toes, Tom Brady having the 2nd most SB victories and Salvador Dahli's take on drugs. If you don't have fun during this episode, it's because you're boring.
018 #BreatheMoveAdapt: Tom Brady Loses at Horses.
February 10, 2021 15:00 - 1 hour - 41.2 MBAndy is great at his job, who's surprised? The cold has been an IQ test this week, but Nick and Andy brave it to hand deliver you another astounding warm-hearted pod about CrossFit? No, not really. We talk about how other podcasts should learn from the Intro God, the importance of toes, Tom Brady having the 2nd most SB victories and Salvador Dahli's take on drugs. If you don't have fun during this episode, it's because you're boring.
#BreatheMoveAdapt 018: Tom Brady Loses at Horses.
February 10, 2021 15:00 - 1 hour - 41.2 MBAndy is great at his job, who's surprised? The cold has been an IQ test this week, but Nick and Andy brave it to hand deliver you another astounding warm-hearted pod about CrossFit? No, not really. We talk about how other podcasts should learn from the Intro God, the importance of toes, Tom Brady having the 2nd most SB victories and Salvador Dahli's take on drugs. If you don't have fun during this episode, it's because you're boring.
009: Tom Brady Loses at Horses.
February 10, 2021 15:00 - 1 hour - 41.2 MB-Andy is great at his job, who's surprised? -The cold has been an IQ test this week, but Nick and Andy brave it to hand deliver you another astounding warm-hearted pod about CrossFit? No, not really. -We talk about how other podcasts should learn from the Intro God. -The importance of toes. -Tom Brady having the 2nd most SB victories. -Salvador Dahli's take on drugs. If you don't have fun during this episode, it's because you're boring.
017 FUCKERS: Building the FUCKERS FOREVER ALBUMS Playlist.
February 06, 2021 06:00 - 1 hour - 55.3 MBIf you had an iPod and you could only choose 5 albums to listen to for all eternity, what would they be? These are our 15. On Spotify, search "Andy Arson Newton" and beneath the playlists tab you'll find a public, collaborative joint entitled "FUCKERS FOREVER ALBUMS." Feel free to add your favorite albums in their entirety.
016 #BreatheMoveAdapt: Sammy Isn't Pregnant, KAMO AF & Nick Didn't Poop.
February 04, 2021 15:00 - 1 hour - 46.1 MBMat Fraser (the BGOAT) retired from CrossFit to pursue a career in stacking bread and whipping Lambos, so we chit chat about his new life. KAMO launched it's accountability program this week, the parameters of which we unpack within this episode. AND we make SuperBowl and CF Games predictions.
008: KAMO AF.
February 04, 2021 15:00 - 1 hour - 46.1 MB-Mat Fraser (the BGOAT) retired from CrossFit to pursue a career in stacking bread and whipping Lambos, so we chit chat about his new life. -KAMO launched it's accountability program this week, the parameters of which we unpack within this episode. -AND we make SuperBowl and CF Games predictions.
016 #BreatheMoveAdapt: KAMO AF.
February 04, 2021 15:00 - 1 hour - 46.1 MBMat Fraser (the BGOAT) retired from CrossFit to pursue a career in stacking bread and whipping Lambos, so we chit chat about his new life. KAMO launched it's accountability program this week, the parameters of which we unpack within this episode. AND we make SuperBowl and CF Games predictions.
015 FUCKERS: Shout Out to Mike.
January 31, 2021 02:00 - 1 hour - 56.2 MBMike if you're reading this, cum in your wife. It will continue to validate Jess Pout-Pout Fish's immense failure. This episode contains a deep dive on STONKS (hold you retards), a Godzilla Vs. King Kong debate, and us dropping logs into into Majorie Taylor Greene's mouth.
015 FUCKERS: Saturday Night Special, Shout Out to Mike.
January 31, 2021 02:00 - 1 hour - 56.2 MBMike if you're reading this, cum in your wife. It will continue to validate Jess Pout-Pout Fish's immense failure. This episode contains a deep dive on STONKS (hold you retards), a Godzilla Vs. King Kong debate, and us dropping logs into into Majorie Taylor Greene's mouth.
FUCKERS 015: Saturday Night Special, Shout Out to Mike.
January 31, 2021 02:00 - 1 hour - 56.2 MBMike if you're reading this, cum in your wife. It will continue to validate Jess the Pout-pout Fish's immense failure. This episode contains a deep dive on STONKS (hold you retards), a Godzilla Vs. King Kong debate, and us dropping logs into into Majorie Taylor Greene's mouth.
007: Ancient Egyptians Get Free Beer in Heaven.
January 28, 2021 06:00 - 1 hour - 41.5 MB-Nick & Andy give their SuperBowl predictions, as well as over/unders on career accolades for Patty Mahomes. -The conversation then turns to CrossFit (for a change), addressing the return of Ricky Garard (who can maintain eye contact and lie like a seasoned killer) to a potential CrossFit Games berth. -Richard Froning Jr's enormous and not even slightly predictable announcement pertaining to Mayhem Freedom's 2021 team configuration.
014 #BreatheMoveAdapt: Ricky's Return, Froning Stacks Off & Ancient Egyptians Get Free Beer in Heaven.
January 28, 2021 06:00 - 1 hour - 41.5 MBNick & Andy give their SuperBowl predictions, as well as over/unders on career accolades for Patty Mahomes. The conversation then turns to CrossFit (for a change), addressing the return of Ricky Garard (who can maintain eye contact and lie like a seasoned killer) to a potential CrossFit Games berth, as well as Richard Froning Jr's enormous and not even slightly predictable announcement pertaining to Mayhem Freedom's 2021 team configuration.
014 #BreatheMoveAdapt: Ancient Egyptians Get Free Beer in Heaven.
January 28, 2021 06:00 - 1 hour - 41.5 MBNick & Andy give their SuperBowl predictions, as well as over/unders on career accolades for Patty Mahomes. The conversation then turns to CrossFit (for a change), addressing the return of Ricky Garard (who can maintain eye contact and lie like a seasoned killer) to a potential CrossFit Games berth, as well as Richard Froning Jr's enormous and not even slightly predictable announcement pertaining to Mayhem Freedom's 2021 team configuration.
006: Bearcats Smell Like Popcorn.
January 21, 2021 15:00 - 1 hour - 50.5 MB-What do need in life? UFOs? Jesus? Vin Diesel? This pod has it all. -Conversation therapy for the eclectic soul is the work flow of the day. -Another classic #BreatheMoveAdapt, fuck traditional show notes.
013 #BreatheMoveAdapt: Bearcats Smell Like Popcorn.
January 21, 2021 15:00 - 1 hour - 50.5 MBWhat do need in life? UFOs? Jesus? Vin Diesel? This pod has it all. Conversation therapy for the eclectic soul is the work flow of the day. Another classic #BreatheMoveAdapt, fuck traditional show notes.
012 FUCKERS: Air Fryer Charcuterie.
January 17, 2021 21:00 - 1 hour - 62.8 MBWe planned on discussing our fitness respective journeys, but this shit went off the rails FAST. JBO was hungover, Jeff was GRUMPY as a muh'fucker and I showed up looking luxurious as always. There's no semblance of a structure at all. Prepare yourself for 100 minutes of sheer undisciplined madness. Enjoy!
012 FUCKERS: Air Fryer Charcuterie, L-I-K-E & Bad French.
January 17, 2021 21:00 - 1 hour - 62.8 MBWe planned on discussing our fitness respective journeys, but this shit went off the rails FAST. JBO was hungover, Jeff was GRUMPY as a muh'fucker and I showed up looking luxurious as always. There's no semblance of a structure at all. Prepare yourself for 100 minutes of sheer undisciplined madness. Enjoy!
011 #BreatheMoveAdapt: The 10 KAMO Commandments.
January 14, 2021 13:00 - 49 minutes - 33.7 MBIf you can't keep New Year's Resolutions, make them commandments. These our the KAMO Athletics CrossFit 10 Commandments for 2021.
005: The 10 KAMO Commandments.
January 14, 2021 13:00 - 49 minutes - 33.7 MB-If you can't keep New Year's Resolutions, make them commandments. These our the KAMO Athletics CrossFit 10 Commandments for 2021.
011 #BreatheMoveAdapt: "The 10 KAMO Commandments."
January 14, 2021 13:00 - 49 minutes - 33.7 MBIf you can't keep New Year's Resolutions, make them commandments. These our the KAMO Athletics CrossFit 10 Commandments for 2021.
010 FUCKERS: Worst Revolution Ever.
January 11, 2021 02:00 - 1 hour - 57.9 MBAndy, Jess & JBO deep dive the deep state. Sort of. We spend the first hour packing Wednesday's domestic terrorists full of prison stew and then stuff them in a tractor tire and roll them down the flamboyant San Fransisco streets.
009 #BreatheMoveAdapt: Nick Burns Down FTX & Fraser Says "F*** Your Couch" to Froning.
January 07, 2021 06:00 - 55 minutes - 38.1 MBNick qualified for the Fittest Experience in Austin, TX. Then they added an additional weekend of events. This make Nick mad. Nick smash. Reigning 5-time Fittest on EARTH Mat Fraser took to Darren Woodson's podcast and in answering an innocuous question ignited the functional fitness news monster. What fun.
004: Nick Burns Down TFX.
January 07, 2021 06:00 - 55 minutes - 38.1 MB-Nick qualified for the Fittest Experience in Austin, TX. Then they added an additional weekend of events. This make Nick mad. Nick smash. -Reigning 5-time Fittest on EARTH Mat Fraser took to Darren Woodson's podcast and in answering an innocuous question ignited the functional fitness news monster. What fun.
009 #BreatheMoveAdapt: Nick Burns Down TFX & Fraser Says "F*** Your Couch" to Froning.
January 07, 2021 06:00 - 55 minutes - 38.1 MBNick qualified for the Fittest Experience in Austin, TX. Then they added an additional weekend of events. This make Nick mad. Nick smash. Reigning 5-time Fittest on EARTH Mat Fraser took to Darren Woodson's podcast and in answering an innocuous question ignited the functional fitness news monster. What fun.
009 #BreatheMoveAdapt: Nick Burns Down TFX.
January 07, 2021 06:00 - 55 minutes - 38.1 MBNick qualified for the Fittest Experience in Austin, TX. Then they added an additional weekend of events. This make Nick mad. Nick smash. Reigning 5-time Fittest on EARTH Mat Fraser took to Darren Woodson's podcast and in answering an innocuous question ignited the functional fitness news monster. What fun.
008 FUCKERS: Hot Takes, Pick-Me-Bitches & Why Andy Hates America.
January 04, 2021 00:00 - 1 hour - 50.9 MBALL THE HOT TAKES. Controversial, divisive, irrelevant. From door etiquette to fat shaming, we address our moistest droppings to date. Invite your ugly friends, tune in, close the garage door, start the car and enjoy.
008 FUCKERS: Hot Takes.
January 04, 2021 00:00 - 1 hour - 50.9 MBALL THE HOT TAKES. Controversial, divisive, irrelevant. From door etiquette to fat shaming, we address our moistest droppings to date. Invite your ugly friends, tune in, close the garage door, start the car and enjoy.
003: Anacondas & Flamingo Piss.
December 30, 2020 23:00 - 50 minutes - 34.6 MB-How do you hold your clientele accountable? Nick & Andy bounce some ideas off each other. -Then they talk about how difficult it would be to fight an anaconda in a cage match. This episode is so nuts. Enjoy.