FOTS 36 @LeBearGirdle Penguin Pal

Friends of the Show Episode 36 with Brandan @LeBearGirdle “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” -Steve Martin Brandan is a very funny and nice twitter jokester, he has created some of the funniest tweets in recent memory and if you listened to the Hoppers episode you heard us read one of those […]

Friends of the Show Episode 36 with Brandan @LeBearGirdle

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” -Steve Martin

Brandan is a very funny and nice twitter jokester, he has created some of the funniest tweets in recent memory and if you listened to the Hoppers episode you heard us read one of those tweets. Very happy to have him on the progrum this week!

Brandan’s Story: 3 Chickens and a Morning Surprise

Talkin’ Twitter

Brandan’s Tweet:

What if the Ant eaters go extinct?
Will I have to eat all the ants?
I don't even like ants
Someone please answer me
I could maybe eat 1?

— brandAn Got Runover By a Subaru Forester (@LeBearGirdle) May 31, 2015

My Pick:

Deer population is controlled by releasing wolves into an area. All problems should be solved that way. Too much pollution? Release wolves in factories. Dislike Congress? Wolves. Wanna lose weight? That's right, wolves.

— brandAn Got Runover By a Subaru Forester (@LeBearGirdle) November 13, 2017

WOLVES!!

Brandan’s Picks:

bully: its ur word against mine
me: lets do it
bully: what
me: u selected the word "what". big mistake bro. i choose shenanigan

— duumb (@duumb) July 12, 2017

mom: are you kids committing seppuku in there
me: [trying to scoop my guts back inside me] NO
mom: ok… no seppuku

— Cat Damon (@CornOnTheGoblin) August 29, 2017

Questions from Twitter:

the fuck you eatin in that pic boi

— Kalvin and the Shit Monks (@captainkalvis) December 6, 2017

if you had to switch the A’s in your name for a different vowel what would it be

Also fuck marry kill: Kellen (long hair) Kellen (short hair) Kellen (shaved head)

— slutty virgin mary (@trojansauce) December 7, 2017

If you knew you were going to unavoidably die suddenly and without pain in a year's time, what would you change about your life? What would you keep the same?

— Pigeon Fancier (@isabelzawtun) December 6, 2017

– Have you ever fallen down stairs?
– Have you ever fallen up stairs?

— Timmy (@TheTimmyToes) December 7, 2017

Hey there, long time toother here. I want to hear what Mr. Brandan would have as a pet if he could have anything fiction or non.

— Llama In An Ugly Christmas Tux (@LlamaInaTux) December 6, 2017

Can you tell me how to get how to get to Sesame Street

— Marf (@MarfSalvador) December 6, 2017

why are you called le bear girdle?

would you rather have all your fingernails replaced with teeth or all your teeth replaced with fingernails?

— bun (@eminmien) December 10, 2017

Teeth Related Questions:

Teeth?

— depinto (@depinto) December 6, 2017

Which tooth is best?

— depinto (@depinto) December 6, 2017

How do you ultimately feel about the success of #teeth?

— KaidanTONiO (@kaidantonio) December 6, 2017

How many teeth are enough teeth?

— Ally Gator (@notacroc) December 6, 2017

Bonus Question from last week’s friend @SteveVSNinjas: “If you could go anyplace and live there for ONE YEAR, where would that be and why”

Now what’s YOUR Question for Next week’s guest?

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