FOTS 37 @Dave_Cactus and the sign

Friends of the Show Episode 37 with Dave @Dave_Cactus! “Who controls the past Controls the future Who controls the present Controls the past” Oceania Tis for Thee What can we say about Dave Cactus? A Truly nice and great person whom loves to joke online. This guy does it all and is a great friend […]

Friends of the Show Episode 37 with Dave @Dave_Cactus!

“Who controls the past

Controls the future

Who controls the present

Controls the past”

Oceania Tis for Thee

What can we say about Dave Cactus? A Truly nice and great person whom loves to joke online. This guy does it all and is a great friend to many of us in the twitter joke community. In his hometown he is a legend and they have painted a gigantic mural of Dave to commemorate his greatness, I am so very happy to be talking to him today welcome Dave!

Dave’s background: Was a huge money millionaire during the tech boom, owns classic cars, lives a life of pure luxury and jokes online.

Dave’s Story: Dave Barry Burned Me!

Dave’s Tweets:

DEATH: You're grounded! Get back here!
DEATH'S DAUGHTER: Whatever. *gets on motorcycle, zooms across tightrope*
DEATH: HOW DARE YOU DEFY ME!

— Dave Cactus (@dave_cactus) February 29, 2016

MY Pick:

*watching James Blunt mouth "not you" to me after singing You're Beautiful in concert*

— Dave Cactus (@dave_cactus) March 20, 2017

Dave’s Picks:

“I’d love to reenact this tweet if I could ever find a big enough vat, and some way to simulate the mashed potatoes so I don’t ruin a large amount of food.”

SURPRISE! I scream, bursting from the vat of mashed potatoes. The other lunch ladies do not look surprised
They do not look surprised at all

— SpicedGirl Eggnogito (@iamspacegirl) November 15, 2015

“This Rob Elliott tweet is, of course, a classic. Ever since I took the sign to the Mercedes-Benz Superdome in New Orleans, imitators have popped up everywhere”

*camera cuts to me in crowd at NFL game holding a giant sign that says "I JUST HOPE THE TEAMS HAVE FUN"*

— rob elliott (@rockymomax) September 18, 2015

Questions from Twitter:

How long have you been tweeting for, Dave?

— Blacob (@dksc4life) December 14, 2017

Hello Dave, do you believe the most important thing about sporting events is that both teams have fun?

— brandAn Got Runover By a Subaru Forester (@LeBearGirdle) December 14, 2017

who is your favorite ninja turtle?

— markydoodoo (@markydoodoo) December 14, 2017

1. What is your actual last name?
2. Who is your favorite celebrity?
3. I like you
4. Have you ever performed an illegal activity?
5. I love you

— Mark Magark (@markedly) December 14, 2017

1. what would you tell teenagers about texting and driving?
2. who is the coolest twitter person you’ve met in real life?
3. how do you drink your coffee?

— The Pan-Midwesterner (@panmidwest) December 14, 2017

Hello Mr Skinner and Mr Cactus. 3 questions:

1. If a witch turned you into a structure but you got to choose, which structure would you be and why? (generic or specific)
2. What are Top 3 uses for cacti?
3. Who wins: Wildebeest vs Zebra

thank GNU

— wylde de beest (@flashember) December 14, 2017

How does it feel to be a king & official model for the Obscure Gentlemen. Also, can I have your sideburns when you're dead?

— Lord Goomba (@ObscureGent) December 14, 2017

Favorite Randy Newman song?

— TuSoon Shakur (@TuSoonShakur) December 14, 2017

How did you decide on the last name Cactus? Are cacti special to you in some way? Growing up, was your only friend a cactus?

— Jill la Jill (@JillianKarger) December 14, 2017

Is there a vegan alternative to those mutton chops ?

— Bob Heller (@Bob_Heller) December 15, 2017

Are Dave’s sideburns/muttonchops sponsored by Firestone?

— Och aye the wu (@Ochayethewu) December 14, 2017

How much sand can you eat?

— Ponk (@P_o_n_k) December 14, 2017

How many twitterers have you met in real life, and how far would you go (both literally & figuratively) to meet more?

— Guy Incognito (@ShutUpThatsWho) December 14, 2017

why are cactus

— The Holiday Hype (@TheHyyyype) December 14, 2017

What Olympic event would you most like to compete in?

— Abam Droud (@AdamBroud) December 14, 2017

I think the picture finally gives me the answer I've been searching for, but, are you a real dave?

— Marf (@MarfSalvador) December 14, 2017

Question from Dave for Next Guest:

Final Segment – Makin’ Friends with Dave Cactus: