48. Most Likely To Be A Broadway Star - Mariand Torres

This week Kelly and Lindsey sit down in a room together and Zoom with Broadway actress Mariand Torres to talk University of Miami, witchcraft, and being responsible for the breakdowns of several disgruntled teachers.

We start the school day off with everyone’s favorite class, MATH. Lindsey swore that she would never teach math again yet somehow got roped into teaching Kelly and Mariand about geometry and introduces the ladies to the coolest and possibly the only song written about rhombuses.

Kelly then takes the ladies to everyone’s second least favorite class, French, where Mariand confesses that she once broke her French teacher and made her have a nervous breakdown in class and still feels bad about it. In Mariand’s defense, she really didn’t do anything wrong. Teacher just needed a vacation? A massage? A career change? 🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️

 

For recess we play a little Fuck, Marry, Kill ‘Wizard of Oz’ style in honor of Mariand starring as Elphaba on Broadway and there are conflicting opinions about the Tin Man’s genitals.

 

We then hop, skip and jump over to Geography and play a game that Lindsey never named about Miami and the Dominican Republic where Mariand was born. Spoiler: Mariand and Kelly pretty much got all the questions right and Lindsey should have probably written a harder game. Noted.

 

We end our school day in World Religion class where we play the game ‘Witch Is Which’ or ‘Which Is Witch’, (you choose) where we confirm that witches were totally misunderstood and were just trying to help the crops grow and make the world a better place but people are idiots and made them evil. Such is life. Make America Witchy Again!!!

 

Will Kelly break her losing streak? Will Lindsey hold onto her cap and gown? Will Mariand ride off into the sunset on a broomstick and take the title of Smartest Person In The Room? Listen to the episode to find out!

 

Follow Mariand:

https://www.instagram.com/mariandtorres/

https://twitter.com/MariandTorres

 

Follow the show's Insta: https://www.instagram.com/kellyandlindsey/

 

 

Follow Kelly:

instagram.com/kelly_wallacebarnowl

 

 

Follow Lindsey:

instagram.com/lindseygentile

 

 

Show theme provided by Mike Etten: instagram.com/mike_etten/

 

 

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This week Kelly and Lindsey sit down in a room together and Zoom with Broadway actress Mariand Torres to talk University of Miami, witchcraft, and being responsible for the breakdowns of several disgruntled teachers.

We start the school day off with everyone’s favorite class, MATH. Lindsey swore that she would never teach math again yet somehow got roped into teaching Kelly and Mariand about geometry and introduces the ladies to the coolest and possibly the only song written about rhombuses.

Kelly then takes the ladies to everyone’s second least favorite class, French, where Mariand confesses that she once broke her French teacher and made her have a nervous breakdown in class and still feels bad about it. In Mariand’s defense, she really didn’t do anything wrong. Teacher just needed a vacation? A massage? A career change? 🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️

 

For recess we play a little Fuck, Marry, Kill ‘Wizard of Oz’ style in honor of Mariand starring as Elphaba on Broadway and there are conflicting opinions about the Tin Man’s genitals.

 

We then hop, skip and jump over to Geography and play a game that Lindsey never named about Miami and the Dominican Republic where Mariand was born. Spoiler: Mariand and Kelly pretty much got all the questions right and Lindsey should have probably written a harder game. Noted.

 

We end our school day in World Religion class where we play the game ‘Witch Is Which’ or ‘Which Is Witch’, (you choose) where we confirm that witches were totally misunderstood and were just trying to help the crops grow and make the world a better place but people are idiots and made them evil. Such is life. Make America Witchy Again!!!

 

Will Kelly break her losing streak? Will Lindsey hold onto her cap and gown? Will Mariand ride off into the sunset on a broomstick and take the title of Smartest Person In The Room? Listen to the episode to find out!

 

Follow Mariand:

https://www.instagram.com/mariandtorres/

https://twitter.com/MariandTorres

 

Follow the show's Insta: https://www.instagram.com/kellyandlindsey/

 

 

Follow Kelly:

instagram.com/kelly_wallacebarnowl

 

 

Follow Lindsey:

instagram.com/lindseygentile

 

 

Show theme provided by Mike Etten: instagram.com/mike_etten/

 

 

BLACK LIVES MATTER RESOURCE CARRD:

https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/

 

VOTE!