EXIT INTERVIEW

TAPE 509 | Miami Wednesday, Wigs of Boston (ft. Tulah Fuchs)

(2006 - 2024) Miami Wednesday, one of the last high schoolers from Schenoodle, Ohio, passed away last night far from home. Famed for being the only teenager in Schenoodle, Ohio to smoke pot, Miami was born destined to be in Boston, struggling for the whole of her short life to get to the East Coast. Despite her fascination with hair and makeup, Miami was trapped by both the pastoral confines of rural Ohio, and the shadow of her wig-smelling brother Kevin. She will be remembered for her persi...

patreon ep / ETHAN BRUNSWICK and the MILKMEN of the PACIFIC THEATRE (ft. Sam Myers)

a sneak peak of our new patreon episode!! this episode is an original demo we recorded while developing the podcast in 2020...with the role of God and Devil flipped and a hilarious performance by former guest Sam Myers. you can catch Sam's new play THE VICKY ARCHIVES at The Tank from April 18th - May 18th!

TAPE 507 | Patricia Avocado: Man on Street (ft. Rachel Ordan)

(1999 - 2024) Patricia Avocado, semi-famous YouTuber and "man on the street", passed away last night in front of her almost 1000 family members and a few crusted pieces of frozen Stouffers Mac n' Cheese. Despite wandering around grad schools for years, Avocado was a self-taught filmmaker and interviewer known for her quick wit and totally unrelated questions. She will be remembered for proving the famous Dr. Peanut theory that everyone is related to an Avocado, and her ex-girlfriend will be ...

TAPE 506 | NOAHS ARK

( ∞ -  ∞+73) Noah, the dude from the Ark, passed away like 5 millennia ago after marrying off every single potential species of animal in semi-alphabetical order. Known as an acquaintance then a work friend then as a friend-friend to God, Noah spent his life searching for connections with men his age. Despite a robust social life playing Olde Rugby, Noah often felt alone and abandoned by his peers - seeking comfort and solace at home with his wife and three sons, all of which have names. You...

TAPE 505 | Ava Marcus: Spiky Sparkling (ft. Taylor Graves)

(1990 - 2024) Ava Marcus, known for knowing everyone, passed away this morning on the island of Arach-No - alongside 1,000 spiky creatures, Michael Phelps, and a handful of high-powered bank executives. As an entrepreneur / kneecap separation advocate, Ava developed a type of sparkling water using every spiky fruit known to humankind. She will be remembered by her micropenis boyfriend who will not be named, her best friend Marissa, and the dozens of Uber drivers who will be waiting to drive ...

TAPE 504 | Gladys and the Seven Deadly Spouses (ft. Jamie Shriner)

(17yrs before 1964 - 2024) Gladys McKnight, famed divorcée from the state of Ohio, passed away last night at the place where her life truly began: Billy's Biker Bar. After splitting from husbands Karl, Sir Ian, and Petey (and wives Jennifer and Michelle), Gladys eventually found long-term love in her long-term mentor Johnny - whose five tattooed rules Gladys lived by until the day she died. Despite always running away, Gladys never ran from the innermost feelings tucked away in her heart, ch...

TAPE 503 | Craig Foibles is a Woodworker (ft. Tom Mezger)

(1966 - 2024) Craig Foibles, famed woodworker who won recognition for his life-size replicas of weapons of antiquity, passed away in an exceptionally unnatural way last night on the boat he built for his mother. Encouraged from a young age with a hefty parental investment, Foibles wandered his way into an industry that valued the artistry of his woodwork more than the functionality. Despite his frequent pushbacks against being influenced, Foibles came under the patronage of famed collector-b...

TAPE 502 | Emerald Smithstein, Connotation Major (ft. Allie Freed)

(1982 - 2008) Emerald Smithstein, politically persuadable choir singer from Dubuque, passed away last night beneath the stars and stripes of the Iowa Caucuses. An academic gem, Smithstein studied both electioneering-avoidance and connotation-linguistics at the University of Iowa, eventually blending the two to form a unique political foundation that helped guide her through the tough presidential decisions of the early 2000's. She will be remembered by her parents, Jade and Topaz (who are st...

TAPE 501 | Adam, Fred, and Eve | SEASON FIVE PREMIERE

SEASON FIVE IS HERE: new episodes every Thursday! Follow us on Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/EXITINTERVIEW) 

a new years eve special | SEASON FIVE

Season Five premieres Thursday, February 15th!!

DELILAH'S HAUNTED HOUSE | halloween special episode

a creepy tale about love, the search for a significant other, and the beheading of ex-wives. We'll see you soon for EXIT INTERVIEW Season Five. happy halloween !!!!!

The Hell Train Cometh | SEASON FOUR FINALE

We'll see you in November for Season Five...

TAPE 411 | Antonio James and the Vice Presidential Suite (ft. Tucker Iverson)

(1995 - 2023) Antonio James, the man with two first names, died yesterday in front of Anderson Cooper and a bunch of knife-peddling ghosts. A fanatic of Presidential Tenders and Vice Presidential members, James will forever be known as a Washington, D.C. novice turned political supernova, an undecided think tank participant who took the capital city by storm, a high school hero who hated his high school friends. Feared by inanimate objects and robots everywhere, the one day reign of Antonio J...

TAPE 410 | SUMMER BREAK

Vacay time for your two favorite podcasting deities. We'll see you next Thursday!! Subscribe to our Patreon if you wanna hear some exclusive EXIT INTERVIEW episodes....just search EXIT INTERVIEW on Patreon.com.

TAPE 409 | Anya Swiss: WOW Airlines

(1996 - 2023) Anya Swiss, world-class pilot and fleshlight model, died a few days ago in her own vaginal cavity. Yes, you read that right. She died in a model of her own making. Ms. Swiss, known as the top airline pilot for Wow Airlines, will be forever remembered for her contributions to the sky, her innovative no-wheel flying techniques, and her collaboration with Elon Musk. Her funeral will be held Thursday, where her ashes will be fired out of a fleshlight cannon. New episode next Thursday!

TAPE 408 | The Focus Group from Hell

A special episode from the God of the Underworld

TAPE 407 | Thom Popelinus, or is it Thom Popelinus? (ft. Ian Levy)

(1989 - 2023) Thom Popelinus, pronounced Thom Popelinus, died about  24 hours ago after telling just one too many jokes. Remembered as that guy who walked down Main Street stealing other people's dogs, Thom will forever be associated with the two unequally handsome twins who created humanity's greatest invention: The Waffle Maker Maker. Known for his one kinda chill dog Kimmet (pronounced Kimmet), and his other yappy monster beast Kiplan (pronounced Kiplan), Thom will be commemorated at the ...

patreon episode // THE GRAND DELILAH (episode one)

Subscribe to hear The Grand Delilah (episode two) in September, only at patreon.com/EXITINTERVIEW : a couple whose relationship is on the rocks. An old, forgotten hotel. The city of Philadelphia. What more could you want from a story? What more do you need? Buy some merch while you're at it. See you next week.

TAPE 406 | Akshay Johnson's Tax Evasion Status (ft. Shenuque Tissera)

Listen to Shenuque Tissera's podcast "My First Dungeon" on Spotify and Apple Podcasts!!! 

TAPE 405 | The Death of Twitter (ft. Vee Lince)

(2011 - 2023) Twitter, the human embodiment of the social media app Twitter, died yesterday after being betrayed by both her friend Instagram and her adoptive father Elon Musk (pronounced Elon Musk). Although no one knew of her existence, she played a role in each of our tweeting lives, ultimately dying without ever speaking for herself. Twitter will be remembered by her friends Etsy, Venmo, and Facebook, and her funeral has already happened - somewhere in the World Wide Web at veelincecomedy...

TAPE 404 | Steven Shkreli, Soldman Gachs (ft. Michael Sanky)

(2001 - 2023) Steven Shkreli, the young founder of Soldman Gachs II, died last night after a classic sticks-n-stones battle over the soul. A titan of the Wall Street/Another One industry - and progeny of a famous financial family - Steven will forever be linked with his older brother Martin, his ruthless merger philosophy, his use of of LLC's, and the single donation he made to that orphanage down the street. He hopes this podcast finds you well. Steven's funeral will be held on Tuesday at th...

TAPE 403 | Lucas Maraschino and the Boys (ft. JR Atkinson)

(1997-2023) Lucas Maraschino, future martyr for a new religion and high school co-ed field hockey star, died yesterday after being spiced out of his mind. A senior boy’s boy and aspirational prankster, Lucas will be remembered for his loitering of the high school parking lot, his single fingernail nail polish application, and his dedication to his boys Brendan and JT. His funeral will be held in the Mangled Church this evening. New episode this Thursday!

TAPE 402 | Dr Kevin Plum's Moving Brace (ft. Sam Myers)

(1989 - 2023) Kevin Plum DDS died last night, hoofs and all, in the hometown state he grazed on and braced on: sweet home Nebraska. Known for his acceptance of his mother's vanity-saving invention "the moving brace", his innovative dental practice hired people literally off the street and changed the course of many a molar. In recent years, Dr. Plum reached the zenith of dental fame, landing spots on People Magazine and The Seth Molar Show. He had quite the life - starting off his human caree...

TAPE 401 | Mark Elliot's Last Pride (ft. Liam Faigen)

bootsthehousedownslayqueen. Featuring Chris Quazzo (IG/TikTok/Twitter @quazzmodo), Tricia Crimmins, Ian Erickson, Liam Faigen (IG/Twitter @liamfaigen). Happy Pride....we'll see you next week!

Season Four Premiere | MT. OLYMPUS

Dan Kuan Peeples, John Goodman, Will Koller, Tricia Crimmins, Jonah Greenawalt. Theme song by Aaron Shapiro. New episodes every Thursday.

Season Four: EXIT INTERVIEW

The pod from God and the Devil is back - with all new guests, all new improv, and a looming existential threat that might bring down the entire afterlife. New episodes every Thursday starting June 15th. Listen anywhere you listen to podcasts.

Season Three Finale | The Slenderbye Trilogy

Thank you all for Season Three. We'll see you in May for Season Four of Exit Interview.

TAPE 315 | Maxie Orgoin and the Spoken Word | ft. Maya Knell

(1980-1995) - Maxie Orgoin, 15 year old with robust spoken word abilities and a sonorous droning monotone voice, died last night trying to defy both a genetic prophecy and the expectations of the adults around her. A camper at heart, but a counselor by trade, Maxie was ready to party and also that other thing. She will be remembered by her tattooed friends, by her father Garlance (yes, that Garlance), and by her 1995 technological instruments. Her Drown A Bunch of Kids chromosome will be sold...

TAPE 314 | Little Sheila in: THE HENHOUSE | ft. Noa Rosenberg

(1925 - 2023) Little Sheila Rosenmeyer, damn near a centenarian, died last night outside her own home on the way to being published as a book. In a life that spanned the width of the 20th century, and punctuated by years filled with historic events, Little Sheila was best known as the large-headed amish retiree of Yonkers. Born in the year of The Great Gatsby, married on the day President Kennedy was assassinated, and buried during the Covid-19 pandemic, Rosenmeyer left behind no will and no ...

TAPE 313 | Martha Josephina: Stayin Alive | ft. Jess Moukios

(1992 - 2023) Martha Josephina, the darling of the Saturday Night Fever Anniversary Tradition and husband to that Honey Baby Sex Guy, died last night during her town's first annual Saturday Night Fever Celebration that maybe was a setup for a criminal sting operation. Josephina, mother of six kids pre-k, was known to rattle the house: scaring both neighbors and family members alike. She ostracized her apparently less-talented children, and had a penchant for holding personally intrusive peopl...

TAPE 312 | The Twin Coopermans | ft. John Goodman & Dan Kuan Peeples

Kenneth Cooperman (1975 - 2022) and Ollie Cooperman (1975 - 2022), twins at birth but opposites till the end, died without ever leaving their home state of Florida and without ever not loving the same woman. Tallahassee natives who had different interests but the same trivia team, the brothers Cooperman could be seen never together: Kenneth always shredding the Gulf of Mexico on his hoverboat "Sleek Ocean Sleeker #445", and Kenneth tucking himself into a corner of his home library to dive int...

TAPE 311 | Karen and the Followers of Karl |ft. Neysa Lozano

(1994 - 2023) Karen (no, not that Karen) died. She didn't want to be known. All she wrote in her will was one name: a name that sends shudders down this humble obituarist's shoulders, a name that tingles my mind and stretches my spine, a name that resounds in my mind even as I type these words, a name that you all must already know..... the name of our beloved leader: KARL.

TAPE 310 | Ralph Clemens and the Family Business | ft. Nathan Pearson

(1981 - 2022) Ralph Clemens, known as the talent behind Ralph Clemens, LLC, died last night doing what he loved: ignoring his family and indulging in his work on the stage. Known for his sharp fingers and bonsai-like wit, Clemens is credited for ushering in a new era of theater involving detailed live hedges, flowers, and greenery - inspiring a generation of niche live performance laborers. Unfortunately, however, there's no sunlight in a theater. His family business, although slightly wilted...

TAPE 309 | New Year's Mailbag Episode

A trio of prayers, intertwined. Listen along as God, the Devil, and Jesus Christ fulfill their New Year's Resolution and change the lives of a family of faithful down on earth. New episode next Thursday !

TAPE 308 | A CHRISTMAS CAROL | special episode

A story as old as God and the Devil: four ghosts, three meatloafs, two Bostonians, and one happy ending. New episode Thursday. Happy Holidays 🥹

TAPE 307 | The Sole Survivor ft. Nathan Pearson

(1995-2022) Blake Boulder, dog-lover and lover-of-dog(s), died last night in the Survivor season finale that has gripped America. Competing with all of their employees from the Happy Fun and Hip Dog Grooming Salon vs members of the Normal Tribe, Blake was known as a challenge wimp but a strategic wizard, melding naive playmaking with shrewd friendship moves. Blake will be remembered by Benji, their dog and totally not anything else, and Joe Biden, who will be delivering a eulogy at the White ...

TAPE 306 | ROLLER COASTER | special episode

A special rerelease of the film "Minions: Rise of Gru", featuring five additional minions held hostage on a rollercoaster shaped like their bodies.

TAPE 305 | God Norman Smith: King of the Cats | ft. Dan Kapr

( 1987 - 2022) The king is dead: God Norman Smith, complacent deity tyrant of the Cat Underworld™, died last night surrounded by his onetime followers. Cult-leader? Yes. Feeder of felines? Yes. Lover of repetitive noises? Absolutely. Norman Smith will be remembered for his quick assumption of power, for his distinctive cat piss smell, and for his passivity when it came to domestic boundaries. His funeral will be held at the Onomatopoeia Cafe, and his skeleton will be brought down to the Cat U...

TAPE 304 | SHOOTING BLANKETS: a Thanksgiving Special | ft. Ian Erickson

TAPE 303 | Paula DeLuca and the Long Island Blackjack Game (ft. Kitty Reynolds)

(1975 - 2022) Paula DeLuca, that semi-degenerate Long Island mom whose passion for both gambling and intimate neighborly friendship led to the dismantling of her tranquil suburban home life, died last night in the arms of the woman she loved and on the floor of the only public place she ever felt truly comfortable in. DeLuca will be remembered for kind of being all in your face at all times, for parading around National Parks with her best friend Kathy, and for draining local bars of all thei...

TAPE 302 | Marina Staunchly and the North Carolina Nationalists (ft. Hannah Golub)

(1992 - 2022) Marina Staunchly, the fiery incandescent ethno-centrist philosophy professor pawning off anti-South Carolina rhetoric to those poor college kids down near Charleston, was found dead last night along with a heap of her loyal fawning flip-flop-less followers. They will be remembered for their inability to compromise, their relentless dogged search for regional purity, and their solid relationship with their professors. Their funeral will be held on Tuesday: government ID required ...

TAPE 301 | Clematis Pitch and the Three Hot Therapists (ft. Lucy Blehar)

(1995 - 2022) Clematis Pitch, local sorta nobody and daughter to that weird family that feeds animals to other animals then eats those animals, died yesterday in the arms of yet another therapist. Pitch was known for her love of duck rice rolls, her penchant for free range poultry, and for her aggressive dating tactics. Her maid of honor Tanya will be clucking out her eulogy on Friday - and her dad will be eating lizards in the corner - but you can pay tribute by donating to her craps fund on...

season 3 | NIGHT OF THE BULLFROG: a halloween special

A mysterious neighbor, hiding in his run-down mansion....two trick or treaters, costumed up for some fun-sized candy bars....an alien support group, destined to discover the truth on Halloween...and one nipple-eyed alien bullfrog. Welcome back to EXIT INTERVIEW. Help us usher in Season Three with this surprise Halloween special, and listen to find out where your fav deities have been for the past year !! And we'll see you on Thursday, November 3rd, for the SEASON THREE premiere of EXIT IN...

Season 2 Halloween Special | THE GHOST OF KING LARRY

HaPpY HaLLoWeEn!! There's a ghost down on Earth, causing mayhem in Wilmington, Pennsylvania. Join Papa Skeletons and his in-costume comrade Leaf as they spend All Saints' Eve tearing through the Kingdom of Coal, learning about the life of former-cult-leader-turned-god-turned-ghost King Larry: a tale of intellect, a tale of love, a tale of competing podcast hosts who interview birds. Stay tuned for the premiere of Season 3 - coming in a few weeks! WILL KOLLER - Papa Skeletons & Garson HANNA...

TAPE 300 | halloween special | THE GHOST OF KING LARRY

HaPpY HaLLoWeEn!! There's a ghost down on Earth, causing mayhem in Wilmington, Pennsylvania. Join Papa Skeletons and his in-costume comrade Leaf as they spend All Saints' Eve tearing through the Kingdom of Coal, learning about the life of former-cult-leader-turned-god-turned-ghost King Larry: a tale of intellect, a tale of love, a tale of competing podcast hosts who interview birds. Stay tuned for the premiere of Season 3 - coming in a few weeks! WILL KOLLER - Papa Skeletons & Garson HANNA...

TAPE 220 | Season Two Finale: Elevator Abduction

They're gone. Find out what happened to your favorite deities on THURSDAY OCTOBER 28th - for the premiere of EXIT INTERVIEW SEASON THREE. And thanks for listening to Season Two. We'll see you soon... TRICIA CRIMMINS as Stork HANNAH ALBERTINE as Gazorp JOHN GOODMAN as Devil & Larry DAN KUAN PEEPLES as God & Miranda theme song by AARON SHAPIRO additional music composed by GREG BERG an ELEVATOR pod

TAPE 219 | Marcus Chennedy: Night at the Capital (ft. Tim Platt)

(1991 - 2021) What a thriller this was. Marcus Chennedy, descendant of the famed Chennedy political family, was found dead last night outside of the Capitol building during a rainstorm in the city of transience. Chennedy, known for creating the "Boss B***h Campaign" that has sprung his aunt Senator Karen Chennedy headfirst into the 2024 Presidential Race, was often seen wandering the statuary hall of the Capitol, sometimes whispering sweet nothings to the cement lookalikes of his descendants....

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TAPE 217 | Gloopo: The Magician (ft. Nate Stephenson)

( ? - ? ) Gloopo, the magician, died and came back to life last night because of chili. Little is known about his life except for one fateful hour when he went from part-time barista to full-time magician, resurrecting dead veterans at the Fargo American Legion. We don’t know if he’s dead or alive, but we do know that he will be a fashion icon for years to come. Yum. ft. NATE STEPHENSON as Gloopo the Magician TRICIA CRIMMINS as Samantha the Wise JOHN GOODMAN as Devil & Maurice & Samuel DAN K...

TAPE 216 | Ellen Schmidt: The Rube Goldbergers (ft. Abby Zwetchkenbaum)

(1980 - 2021) Ellen Schmidt, known as Director Schmidt to the kids she led in her middle school drama class, died during the premiere performance of her original show "Little Shop of Horrors x Rube Goldberg". Dedicated to the ancient art of performance, Schmidt waged a war against her mortal enemy and middle school physics teacher Mr. Crosbone before realizing that her destiny was to bring the arts and sciences together on top of one denim-and-leather-laden stage. Her funeral will be started ...