(2006 - 2024) Miami Wednesday, one of the last high schoolers from Schenoodle, Ohio, passed away last night far from home. Famed for being the only teenager in Schenoodle, Ohio to smoke pot, Miami was born destined to be in Boston, struggling for the whole of her short life to get to the East Coast. Despite her fascination with hair and makeup, Miami was trapped by both the pastoral confines of rural Ohio, and the shadow of her wig-smelling brother Kevin. She will be remembered for her persistence, her love of leprechauns, and her abrasive curse words. You can read her funeral via Stenographer's transcript sometime later this week. New episode Thursday!