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Every Damn Thing

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Phil and Jake rank everything.

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97. Patriarchy, Jack Kirby, Fanta

February 20, 2023 13:00 - 1 hour - 121 MB

In their long-awaited return, Phil & Jake rank patriarchy, the legendary comics creator Jack Kirby, and the soft drink Fanta on the List of Every Damn Thing. If you have something to add to the list, email it to [email protected] (or get at us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook). SHOW NOTES: Bully sticks really are made from beef penis. "Work for hire" is the situation that an illustrator like Kirby, or a session musician, might work under. He was paid cash for his work bu...

96. Big Trouble in Little China, Bro-Country, Baby Yoda

August 25, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 173 MB

Phil & Jake are back to rank John Carpenter's 1986 film Big Trouble in Little China, the musical subgenre known as Bro-Country, and Baby Yoda on the List of Every Damn Thing. If you have something to add to the list, email it to [email protected] (or get at us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook). SHOW NOTES: The kid in Madonna's Open Your Heart video isn’t Leo Dicaprio, he's Felix Howard, who is now an A&R guy. Actors that we talk about include Kurt Russell, Kim Cattrall, ...

95. Dungeons & Dragons, Sliced Bread, Harry Styles Re-Ranked

June 06, 2022 15:41 - 1 hour - 131 MB

Melissa B. is back to help Phil, Jake & Jason rank the tabletop role-playing game Dungeons & Dragons and sliced bread on the List of Every Damn Thing. Plus we re-rank contemporary pop superstar Harry Styles. If you have something to add to the list, email it to [email protected] (or get at us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook). SHOW NOTES: Valley Fever, also called desert rheumatism, is a respiratory disease that's thought to be caused by shark scales. It's endemic to Cent...

94. David Hasselhoff, Chimichangas As A Lifestyle Choice, Teeth

May 26, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 132 MB

Phil & Jake are joined once again by Natalie H. to rank actor and superstar singer (in Germany) David Hasselhoff, chimichangas as a lifestyle choice, and teeth on the List of Every Damn Thing. If you have something to add to the list, email it to [email protected] (or get at us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook). SHOW NOTES: There’s lots of Popeye talk at the start of this one. Popeye Village in Malta is just sitting there waiting for Jake. Here’s the part from Popeye the ...

93. Sleep, Peanut Butter, Sam Elliott

May 19, 2022 12:00 - 55 minutes - 102 MB

Phil & Jake rank the very necessary activity of sleep, the very American foodstuff called peanut butter, and the very mustachioed actor Sam Elliott on the List of Every Damn Thing. VOTE HERE to help decide which topic we're going to re-rank on an upcoming episode. Polls are almost closed! If you have something to add to the list, email it to [email protected] (or get at us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook). SHOW NOTES: For the second time in recent episodes we discuss th...

92. Cops, Strips Clubs That Serve Food, Forest Bathing (w/ Chon Travis)

May 12, 2022 12:00 - 59 minutes - 109 MB

Phil & Jake are joined by dear old pal Chon Travis (from Love Equals Death) to rank cops, strip clubs that serve food, and the activity known as forest bathing on the List of Every Damn Thing. Find Chon on Instagram (@therealchontravis) and Facebook (chon.travis), and check out his band Love Equals Death (follow that link to find out their show dates)! If you have something to add to the list, email it to [email protected] (or get at us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook). ...

91. Garfield, Student Loan Forgiveness, Y'all

May 05, 2022 12:00 - 58 minutes - 108 MB

Phil & Jake rank the funny-pages sensation Garfield, the proposed policy of student loan forgiveness, and the word “y’all” on the List of Every Damn Thing. VOTE HERE to help decide which topic we're going to re-rank on an upcoming episode. If you have something to add to the list, email it to [email protected] (or get at us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook). SHOW NOTES: There's an infamous strip where Jon Arbunkle drinks dog semen. For the record, Jim Davis denied that's...

90. Spice Girls, Shell Suits, British Food (w/ Eirinie Carson)

April 28, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 123 MB

Phil & Jake are joined by returning friend (and author) Eirinie Carson to rank the British Pop group Spice Girls, the outfits that the British call shell suits, and British food on the List of Every Damn Thing. Follow Eirinie on Instagram (@eirinieeee) and Twitter (@Eirineee), and read her columns on Mother Mag. Her upcoming book The Dead Are Gods will be published by Melville House. If you have something to add to the list, email it to [email protected] (or get at us on Tw...

89. Hoarders, IPAs, Backpacking (w/ Micah Mason)

April 21, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 110 MB

Phil & Jake are joined by friend-of-the-pod Micah to rank the reality TV show Hoarders, the craft beer style known as IPA, and the activity of backpacking on the List of Every Damn Thing. If you have something to add to the list, email it to [email protected] (or get at us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook). SHOW NOTES: The Collyer Brothers were famous hoarders who died in the 1940s. There was a musical made about their lives. Aida is a Verdi opera, first performed in Cai...

88. The Twilight Zone, Cochlear Implants, Ants, Barack Obama & More

April 14, 2022 12:00 - 47 minutes - 86.4 MB

Lighting (episode) strikes again as Phil & Jake rank The Twilight Zone media franchise, plastic straws, cochlear implants, mocha lattes, ants, belly button lint, hitting rock bottom and former U.S. President Barack Obama on the List of Every Damn Thing. If you have something to add to the list, email it to [email protected] (or get at us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook). SHOW NOTES: We mentioned several episodes of the original Twilight Zone TV series, such as It's a Goo...

87. Friday, Friday, Friday (w/ Matt Hock)

April 07, 2022 12:00 - 55 minutes - 101 MB

Phil, Jake & Jason welcome Matt Hock back to the pod to rank Friday (the day of the week), the 90s movie Friday, and the song “Friday” by Rebecca Black on the List of Every Damn Thing. If you haven't already, check out Matt's band! You can get Space Cadet’s record “Lion On A Leash” on Wiretap Records, listen to them on Spotify, and follow them on Instagram (@space_cadet_band). If you have something to add to the list, email it to [email protected] (or get at us on Twitter, I...

86. Insane Clown Posse, Gary Busey, A Third Topic (w/ Efrem Schulz)

March 31, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 114 MB

Phil and Jake are joined once again by Efrem Schulz to rank rap group Insane Clown Posse, actor Gary Busey, and a third topic on the List of Every Damn Thing. Find Efrem on Twitter (@Efbystereo) and Instagram (@efbystereo). And keep on eye out for upcoming shows by his bands Death By Stereo, Voodoo Glow Skulls and Manic Hispanic! If you have something to add to the list, email it to [email protected] (or get at us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook). SHOW NOTES: The only ...

85. Eddie and the Cruisers, Mambo No. 5, Being Possessed

March 24, 2022 12:00 - 52 minutes - 96 MB

Phil and Jake are rank the 1983 fictional band biopic Eddie and the Cruisers, the 1999 Latin pop hit “Mambo No. 5 (A Little Bit of…)” by Lou Bega, and  being possessed on the List of Every Damn Thing. If you have something to add to the list, email it to [email protected] (or get at us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook). SHOW NOTES: Jake and Phil are always on the grind trying to make money while they sleep, trying to monetize, etc. Just the most craven shit you can imagin...

84. Britney Spears, Alternative Milks, Leather Jackets (w/ Marissa Puget)

March 17, 2022 12:00 - 57 minutes - 105 MB

Phil and Jake are joined by Marissa Puget to rank Princess of Pop Britney Spears, alternative milks, and leather jackets on the List of Every Damn Thing. Find Marissa on Instagram (@hooksforhands) and Twitter (@hooksforhands). Also check out her work at Raconteur, especially with Dance Cry Dance Records. If you have something to add to the list, email it to [email protected] (or get at us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook). SHOW NOTES: Happy birthday to Marissa's mom, Kar...

83. Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Fireworks, Wind

March 11, 2022 13:00 - 57 minutes - 106 MB

Friend-of-the-pod Donovan is back to help Phil and Jake rank John Hughes' classic film Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, fireworks, and the meteorological phenomenon known as wind on the List of Every Damn Thing. If you have something to add to the list, email it to [email protected] (or get at us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook). SHOW NOTES: One of our tweets got a like from DC the Brain Supreme of Tag Team, who of course brought you “Whoomp! (There It Is)”. Here’s the Geico co...

82. Grilled Cheese, Tuna Melt, Turkey / Bacon / Swiss (w/ Andy Granelli)

March 03, 2022 13:00 - 53 minutes - 97.5 MB

Phil and Jake are joined once again by Andy Granelli (The Distillers, Seized Up) to pump up the sandwich bandwidth by ranking the grilled cheese sandwich, the tuna melt, and the turkey / bacon / swiss sandwich on the List of Every Damn Thing. Find Andy on Twitter (@AndyGranelli) and Instagram (AndyGranelli). If you have something to add to the list, email it to [email protected] (or get at us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook). SHOW NOTES: Phil claims that cat names don'...

81. Bill Murray, BIC Lighters, Cake Sprinkles

February 24, 2022 13:00 - 42 minutes - 77.5 MB

Phil & Jake rank iconic comic actor Bill Murray, BIC lighters, and cake sprinkles on the List of Every Damn Thing. If you have something to add to the list, email it to [email protected] (or get at us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook). We also have a subreddit! SHOW NOTES: Phil talks about how he uses antiquated stoner terminology to describe the workings of asthma inhalers. It's not that he's committed to the stoner lifestyle but that they have the best terms for describ...

80. Texas, Shaq, Sandals With Socks

February 17, 2022 15:02 - 51 minutes - 94.9 MB

Recent Texas transplant and friend-of-the-pod Ching helps Phil & Jake rank the Lone Star State, basketball legend Shaquille O’Neal, and the controversial fashion choice of sandals with socks on the List of Every Damn Thing. If you have something to add to the list, email it to [email protected] (or get at us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook). We also have a subreddit! SHOW NOTES: Chopped & screwed is a subgenre of music pioneered by the late DJ Screw for remixes. It's slo...

79. "Macho Man" Randy Savage, Klaus Nomi, Plackers Dental Flossers

February 10, 2022 13:00 - 47 minutes - 87.3 MB

Phil, Jake & Jason rank pro wrestling icon “Macho Man” Randy Savage, New Wave vaudevillian Klaus Nomi, and Plackers Dental Flossers on the List of Every Damn Thing. If you have something to add to the list, email it to [email protected] (or get at us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook). We also have a subreddit! SHOW NOTES: Jake instructs listeners to send collectible clown figurine intel on to Jason on Instagram (@rehog), but it’s probably better to tweet at him (@JasonMar...

78. Mini-Trucks, Fritch's Mustache, Green Day's Kerplunk! (w/ Jade Puget)

February 03, 2022 13:00 - 50 minutes - 93 MB

Phil & Jake are joined by friend-of-the-pod Jade Puget (from AFI and Blaqk Audio) to rank mini-trucks, the enigmatic historical curiousity known as "Fritch's mustache", and the Green Day album Kerplunk! on the List of Every Damn Thing. Follow Jade on Instagram (@jadepuget) and Twitter (@jadepuget). AFI will be touring in 2022; don't miss their new album Bodies. And Blaqk Audio is playing shows too. If you have something to add to the list, email it to [email protected] (or g...

77. Bob Saget, Oysters, Being A Know-It-All, Marriage, Toilet Humor, Expresso with an X, Chest Hair

January 27, 2022 13:00 - 48 minutes - 88.8 MB

It's another lightning wife-ening episode as Phil & Jake's better halves Beth & Ali return to rank Bob Saget (R.I.P.), oysters, being a know-it-all, marriage, toilet humor, expresso with an “X”, and chest hair on the List of Every Damn Thing. If you have something to add to the list, email it to [email protected] (or get at us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook). We also have a subreddit! SHOW NOTES: As they brag about in the episode, Jake & Ali recently held one-day-old la...

76. Charli XCX, Doctor Doom, Mycology

January 20, 2022 13:00 - 53 minutes - 98.3 MB

Phil & Jake rank pop singer-songwriter Charli XCX, supervillain Doctor Doom, and the science of mycology on the List of Every Damn Thing. If you have something to add to the list, email it to [email protected] (or get at us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook). We also have a subreddit! SHOW NOTES: Phil said that Ludacris signed Justin Bieber but in reality Ludacris was just featured on Bieber’s first single. Phil had Bieber confused with Chingy again. As Jake notes, Charli...

75. Pickles, Sir Topham Hatt, Coffee (w/ Dave Hause)

January 06, 2022 13:00 - 53 minutes - 97.3 MB

Phil, Jake and Jason are reunited with bud-of-the-pod Dave Hause to rank pickles and Sir Topham Hatt (from Thomas & Friends) on the List of Every Damn Thing. Plus coffee gets re-ranked! Follow Dave on Instagram (@davehause), Twitter (@hausedave) and Facebook (DaveHauseMusic). We love his critically-acclaimed new album Blood Harmony, and so will you (it's on Spotify & Apple Music). Hopefully you can see him play live near you! If you have something to add to the list, email it to l...

74. Volcanoes, American Pie (w/ Tim Hause)

December 23, 2021 13:00 - 54 minutes - 100 MB

Phil and Jake are joined by singer-songwriter Tim Hause to rank volcanoes and the song “American Pie” by Don McLean on the List of Every Damn Thing. Follow Tim on Instagram (@timbillhause) and Twitter (@timBILLhause). Check out his collaboration with brother Dave Hause on the fantastic new record “Blood Harmony” (which you can also find on Spotify & Apple Music). And see them play live near you! If you have something to add to the list, email it to [email protected] (or get...

73. 48 Hrs., Sleeping Naked, Mockingbirds Mimicking Car Alarms

December 16, 2021 13:00 - 41 minutes - 76.2 MB

Phil and Jake rank the action-comedy 48 Hrs., the act of sleeping naked, and the phenomenon of mockingbirds mimicking car alarms on the List of Every Damn Thing. If you have something to add to the list, email it to [email protected] (or get at us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook). SHOW NOTES: Mountain Dew: Southern Shock is a tropical punch variant of Mountain Dew that's available only at Bojangles, a Southeastern fried-chicken chain. Here’s a supercut of  Eddie Murphy ...

72. Death, Dong Bongs

December 09, 2021 13:00 - 40 minutes - 73.5 MB

Phil and Jake are joined by their friend Joe Martin to rank death and "Dong Bongs" (which is apparently a drinking game) on the List of Every Damn Thing. VOTE HERE to help choose which item on the List of Every Damn Thing should be re-ranked in an upcoming episode (you can vote every day, and for multiple items). If you have something to add to the list, email it to [email protected] (or get at us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook). SHOW NOTES: We get a bit dark so just p...

71. Harry Styles, Clowns

December 02, 2021 13:00 - 55 minutes - 102 MB

Phil, Jake and Jason are reunited with Natalie H. to rank Harry Styles and clowns on the List of Every Damn Thing. VOTE HERE to help choose which item on the List of Every Damn Thing should be re-ranked in an upcoming episode (you can vote every day, and for multiple items). If you have something to add to the list, email it to [email protected] (or get at us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook). SHOW NOTES: Harry Styles has a role in Christopher Nolan's Dunkirk. It's not a...

70. Star Trek: The Next Generation, Harvey Wallbanger

November 25, 2021 13:00 - 48 minutes - 88.1 MB

Phil and Jake are joined by friend-of-the-pod and fandom specialist Melissa B. to rank Star Trek: The Next Generation, and the mixed drink known as the Harvey Wallbanger on the List of Every Damn Thing. Check out Melissa’s reviews on the Comic News Insider podcast, find her on Instagram, and follow her work on Can the Replicator Make This? and Outside ComicCon. If you have something to add to the list, email it to [email protected] (or get at us on Twitter, Instagram and Fac...

69. Bicycles, Scatting, Feeding Cats Like Babies

November 19, 2021 16:55 - 40 minutes - 73.6 MB

Phil and Jake rank bicycles, scatting (aka scat singing), and feeding cats like babies on the List of Every Damn Thing. If you have something to add to the list, email it to [email protected] (or get at us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook). SHOW NOTES: We briefly discuss ventriloquism, including mention of Candice Bergen’s father Edgar Bergen, who was an actor, comedian and Vaudeville and radio ventriloquist. He was a big star, bigger than it's possible to imagine someone...

68. Dogs, Cats, Capybaras (w/ Dave Walsh)

November 12, 2021 18:48 - 38 minutes - 71.4 MB

Phil and Jake are joined by EDT second-timer Dave Walsh (from Space Cadet, The Loved Ones & The Explosion) to rank dogs, cats and capybaras on the List of Every Damn Thing. Get Space Cadet’s record “Lion On A Leash” on Wiretap Records, listen to them on Spotify, and follow them on Instagram (@space_cadet_band). And go to one of their upcoming shows! If you have something to add to the list, email it to [email protected] (or get at us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook). SHO...

67. In-N-Out Burger, Portmanteaus (w/ Matt Hock)

November 04, 2021 12:00 - 39 minutes - 72 MB

Phil and Jake are joined by returning guest Matt Hock (from Space Cadet & The Explosion) to rank In-N-Out Burger, and word mash-ups aka portmanteaus on the List of Every Damn Thing. Get Space Cadet’s record “Lion On A Leash” on Wiretap Records, listen to them on Spotify, and follow them on Instagram (@space_cadet_band). And go to one of their upcoming shows! If you have something to add to the list, email it to [email protected] (or get at us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebo...

66. Pie, Water Parks, Earplugs, Newspapers, Wedding Anniversaries, Audio Books

October 28, 2021 12:00 - 34 minutes - 23.7 MB

Jake and Phil are joined by ghostly spirits from the other side of the flimsy veil that separates our world from the next in this extremely Frightening Lightning episode. We rank pie, water parks, earplugs, newspapers, wedding anniversaries, audiobooks. SHOW NOTES: The Kurt Vonnegut story Phil was talking about was Harrison Bergeron. Full text of the story is here, it's very short. It's been adapted several times for TV and movies. It's the kind of science-fiction story that proba...

65. Drumline, PG-13 (w/ Andrew Black)

October 21, 2021 12:00 - 52 minutes - 96.9 MB

Phil and Jake are joined by Andrew Black-- drummer for Laughing Matter, The Explosion and The Primals-- to rank the 2002 movie Drumline, and the PG-13 movie rating on the List of Every Damn Thing. Find Andrew on Instagram (@blacksrecords), and his band Laughing Matter is there as well (@laughingmatterla). And you gotta listen to Laughing Matter on Spotify (where you can also find The Explosion and The Primals). If you have something to add to the list, email it to list@everydamnth...

64. Graffiti

October 14, 2021 12:00 - 29 minutes - 53.9 MB

Phil & Jake welcome Nick G. to the show to deface the List of Every Damn Thing with graffiti. If you have something to add to the list, email it to [email protected] (or get at us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook). SHOW NOTES: Before recording this episode, Jake had the best onion ring of his life at Big Kel’s in Council Bluffs, Iowa. Daphne & Velma is a live-action movie from 2018 about the two girls from Scooby-Doo solving mysteries without the dead weight of the dog a...

63. The Golden Girls, Anime

October 07, 2021 12:00 - 57 minutes - 105 MB

Phil, Jake and Jason are joined by Tiffa (Intermission podcast) to rank the classic sitcom The Golden Girls and anime on the List of Every Damn Thing. Keep up with Intermission on Instagram (@Intermission_podcast) & Twitter (@IntermissionPC). Subscribe wherever you get your podcasts! If you have something to add to the list, email it to [email protected] (or get at us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook). SHOW NOTES: Jake is in unceded Pomo territory while recording the epi...

62. Marijuana, Band-Aids as Fashion, Yosemite Sam Mudflaps (w/ Efrem Schulz)

September 30, 2021 12:00 - 57 minutes - 105 MB

Phil and Jake witness the triumphant return of Efrem Schulz-- frontman for Death By Stereo, Voodoo Glow Skulls and Manic Hispanic-- to rank marijuana, Band-Aids as fashion, and Yosemite Sam Mudflaps on the List of Every Damn Thing. Find Efrem on Twitter (@Efbystereo) and Instagram (@efbystereo). He's been real busy with his bands lately.; here's a check-out list: Check out the Voodoo Glow Skulls new album “Livin’ the Apocalypse” and if you’re in Southern California get tickets to ...

61. Uncanny Valley Effect, Bend Oregon

September 23, 2021 12:00 - 42 minutes - 78.7 MB

Phil and Jake rank the emotional response known as the uncanny valley effect, and the city of Bend, Oregon on the List of Every Damn Thing. If you have something to add to the list, email it to [email protected] (or get at us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook). SHOW NOTES: Masahira Mori is a robot expert and professor (the ASIMO robot was designed by one of his students). It should never be doubted that Jake has read Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein; or, The Modern Prometheus....

60. Theodore Roosevelt

September 16, 2021 12:00 - 59 minutes - 109 MB

Phil and Jake are joined by friend and fellow Ted-head Phoebe Assenza for a deep-dive discussion and ranking of Theodore Roosevelt on the List of Every Damn Thing. If you have something to add to the list, email it to [email protected] (or get at us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook). Make sure to check out Phoebe’s Substack. SHOW NOTES: Phil claims his sister (and recent EDT guest) Alexa Green said dry-cleaning is a mutually-agreed upon lie that holds society together. P...

59. Beer & Wings, Aerosmith

September 10, 2021 01:27 - 50 minutes - 93.3 MB

Phil, Jake and Jason are joined by our friend and long-time listener Thadd to rank beer & wings, and Aerosmith on the List of Every Damn Thing. If you have something to add to the list, email it to [email protected] (or get at us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook). SHOW NOTES: You can find a link to the Joe Rogan Podcast on your own.  Our meal included Field Roast Buffalo Wings, lemongrass vegan wings of indeterminate origin, Layonna Meatless Smoked Drumstick (Jake refers...

58. Hard Seltzer, Kids In Restaurants, Anti-Diarrhea Medicine

September 02, 2021 12:00 - 49 minutes - 91.5 MB

Phil and Jake are joined by Phil's sister Alexa Green to rank hard seltzer, kids in restaurants, and anti-diarrhea medicine on the List of Every Damn Thing. If you have something to add to the list, email it to [email protected] (or get at us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook). SHOW NOTES: The City of Sebastopol, California has nothing on its official website about Russian settlement history. Phil is maybe thinking of Fort Ross when he tells the story of Russian settlers b...

57. Game of Death, Food Poisoning, Triangle Pizza

August 26, 2021 12:00 - 44 minutes - 81.1 MB

Phil and Jake rank the posthumously-released Bruce Lee film Game of Death, food poisoning and triangle pizza on the List of Every Damn Thing. If you have something to add to the list, email it to [email protected] (or get at us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook). SHOW NOTES: Throughout the episode, Jake mistakenly refers to the movie production company Golden Harvest as “Golden Era” which is actually the name of a vegan Chinese restaurant in San Francisco which has been ar...

56. Radio Edits, Vinyl Records

August 19, 2021 12:00 - 48 minutes - 88.4 MB

Phil, Jake and Jason rank radio edits (of songs), and vinyl records (which usually contain songs) on the List of Every Damn Thing. If you have something to add to the list, email it to [email protected] (or get at us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook). SHOW NOTES: Jason sings the praises of Kool-Aid pickles in the episode. Phil & Jake are sure Kool-Aid pickles are good but they look like sea slugs. Phil was right that Vincent Price’s spoken-word part on Michael Jackson’s ...

55. Movie Theater Popcorn, Apple Juice, Speed Limits, Gas-Powered Leaf Blowers, The Internet

August 12, 2021 12:00 - 24 minutes - 44.9 MB

Lightning (episode) strikes again as Phil and Jake rank movie theater popcorn, apple juice, speed limits, gas-powered leaf blowers and the internet on the List of Every Damn Thing. If you have something to add to the list, email it to [email protected] (or get at us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook). SHOW NOTES: Razzle-dazzle camouflage is where you paint all sorts of strange confusing patterns on ships to make it harder to see what direction they're moving or facing. Ph...

54. Ice Cream Trucks, Brooklyn (w/ Matt Hock)

August 05, 2021 12:00 - 54 minutes - 99.3 MB

Phil and Jake are joined by returning guest "Million Dollar" Matt Hock (from Space Cadet & The Explosion) to rank ice cream trucks and the New York City borough of Brooklyn on the List of Every Damn Thing. Get Space Cadet’s record “Lion On A Leash” on Wiretap Records, listen to them on Spotify, and follow them on Instagram (@space_cadet_band). Maybe even see them play live. If you have something to add to the list, email it to [email protected] (or get at us on Twitter, Inst...

53. Podcasts, Ranked Lists, Metatextuality

July 29, 2021 12:00 - 55 minutes - 102 MB

EDT is one year old! Phil and Jake celebrate by ranking podcasts, ranked lists and metatextuality on the List of Every Damn Thing. If you have something to add to the list, email it to [email protected] (or get at us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook). SHOW NOTES: We don’t talk about it in the episode, but we both watched Symbiopsychotaxiplasm, a noteworthy film dealing with metatextuality (though you could get a lot of the same effect from watching YouTube reaction videos...

52. Caddyshack, Families

July 22, 2021 12:00 - 58 minutes - 107 MB

Shalon joins the EDT family to help Phil and Jake rank the 1980s comedy classic Caddyshack and the concept of families on the List of Every Damn Thing. If you have something to add to the list, email it to [email protected] (or get at us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook). SHOW NOTES: There’s some confusion during our conversation as to how the characters in The Blue Lagoon are related. While researching the matter, Jake was relieved to discover that they aren’t siblings, ...

51. E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial, Reese's Ultimate Peanut Butter Lovers Cup

July 15, 2021 12:00 - 45 minutes - 83.8 MB

Phil and Jake rank the 80s blockbuster E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial and Reese’s Ultimate Peanut Butter Lovers Cup on the List of Every Damn Thing. If you have something to add to the list, email it to [email protected] (or get at us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook). SHOW NOTES: Here’s the Eddie Murphy bit that Phil talks about at the beginning of the episode. Steven Spielberg projects mentioned include Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Night Skies, 1941, Raiders of the ...

50. Chris Gaines, Sex Re-Ranked (w/ Dave Hause)

July 08, 2021 12:00 - 59 minutes - 109 MB

Phil, Jake and Jason are joined by returning champion singer-songwriter Dave Hause to rank the questionable experiment Chris Gaines on the List of Every Damn Thing. Plus we re-rank sex! Follow Dave on Instagram (@davehause), Twitter (@hausedave) and Facebook (DaveHauseMusic). You can find his songs on Spotify & Apple Music. If you’re in Europe, here's the info on Dave’s upcoming Germany / Austria shows. Most dates are sold out, so get on it for the ones that aren’t!  If you have s...

49. Frasier, The British Royal Family, Fast Fashion (w/ Eirinie Carson)

July 01, 2021 12:00 - 59 minutes - 109 MB

Phil, Jake and Beth are joined by writer, model and friend Eirinie Carson to rank the TV sitcom Frasier, the British Royal Family, and fast fashion on the List of Every Damn Thing. Follow Eirinie on Instagram (@eirinieeee) and Twitter (@Eirineee). Her articles (including the one Jake mentions in this episode) and other projects can be found here. Beth is raising money through Rise Up Against Racism to build little free anti-racist libraries throughout the Bay Area. Her fundraising...

48. Flashdance, Middle School, Sandwiches

June 24, 2021 12:00 - 55 minutes - 102 MB

Phil & Jake are joined by old friend (and fellow Pomolita Junior High School survivor) Sarah Walsh to rank the 1983 movie Flashdance, middle school, and sandwiches on the List of Every Damn Thing. If you have something to add to the list, email it to [email protected] (or get at us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook). SHOW NOTES: We chat briefly about the 90s sitcom Sister, Sister, which leads to Phil wonder if there was a TV adaptation of the movie Sister Act, but he was p...

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