Every Damn Thing
98 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 1 year ago -Phil and Jake rank everything.
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47. Grocery Outlet, Steven Seagal, Self-Promotion (w/ Pete from Grocery Gamblers & Tiffa from Intermission)
June 17, 2021 12:00 - 55 minutes - 102 MBPhil & Jake are joined by Pete (from the Grocery Gamblers podcast) and returning guest Tiffa (from Intermission podcast) to rank Grocery Outlet Bargain Market, Steven Seagal, and the idea of self-promotion on the List of Every Damn Thing. VOTE HERE to help choose which item on the List of Every Damn Thing should be re-ranked in an upcoming episode (you can vote once a day). Keep up with Grocery Gamblers on Instagram (@grocerygamblerspod), and with Intermission on Instagram (@Inter...
46. Blade, The Matrix, Bricks
June 10, 2021 12:00 - 54 minutes - 101 MBPhil & Jake rank the fictional vampire-hunter Blade, the first (and best) installment of The Matrix film franchise, and bricks on the List of Every Damn Thing. VOTE HERE to help choose which item on the List of Every Damn Thing should be re-ranked in an upcoming episode (you can vote once a day). If you have something to add to the list, email it to [email protected] (or get at us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook). SHOW NOTES: We of course talk a lot about the Blade movi...
45. Taco Bell, Batman: The Animated Series, Crossbows
June 03, 2021 12:00 - 49 minutes - 89.9 MBPhil, Jake & Jason rank fast-food chain Taco Bell, Batman: The Animated Series and crossbows on the List of Every Damn Thing. VOTE HERE to help choose which item on the List of Every Damn Thing should be re-ranked in an upcoming episode (you can vote once a day). If you have something to add to the list, email it to [email protected] (or get at us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook). SHOW NOTES: Youtube is aggressively pushing sexy Fran Drescher content at Phil, such as th...
44. Karaoke, Dippin' Sauce, Landlines, Golden Gate Bridge, Bagels, Goats, Cadbury Creme Eggs, Carpets
May 27, 2021 12:00 - 43 minutes - 79.4 MBIn this lightning (and wife-ening) episode, Phil & Jake are joined by Beth & Ali to rapid-fire rank karaoke, dippin’ sauce, landlines, the Golden Gate Bridge, bagels, goats, Cadbury Creme Eggs and carpets on the List of Every Damn Thing. VOTE HERE to help choose which item on the List of Every Damn Thing should be re-ranked in an upcoming episode (you can vote once a day). If you have something to add to the list, email it to [email protected] (or get at us on Twitter and In...
43. Weird Al, Spaceballs, Warner Bros T-Shirts (w/ Efrem Schulz)
May 20, 2021 12:00 - 52 minutes - 96.1 MBPhil and Jake are joined by Efrem Schulz, a friend of the pod-- and vocalist for Death By Stereo, Voodoo Glow Skulls and Manic Hispanic-- to stack the whack of the List of Every Damn Thing by ranking “Weird Al” Yankovic, the 1987 comedy film Spaceballs, and Warner Bros large-graphic cartoon t-shirts. Find Efrem on Twitter (@Efbystereo) and Instagram (@efbystereo). Check the brand-new Voodoo Glow Skulls album Livin’ the Apocalypse! Also check out the Fight For Columbia bandcamp comp...
42. Cinderella, Cinderella, Spinderella
May 13, 2021 12:00 - 48 minutes - 89.3 MBPhil, Jake and Jason are joined by new guest Christina to gussy-up the List of Every Damn Thing by ranking the fictional princess Cinderella, the 80s glam-metal band Cinderella, and the hip-hop trailblazer Spinderella. If you have something to add to the list, email it to [email protected] (or get at us on Twitter and Instagram). You can view the full list at everydamnthing.net SHOW NOTES: RIP to Shock G. of Digital Underground, who died not long before we recorded this epi...
41. Glitter, Broken Glass, Cows
May 06, 2021 12:00 - 36 minutes - 66.9 MBPhil and Jake abstain from bad words and bawdy talk as they apply some sparkle to the List of Every Damn Thing by ranking glitter, broken glass and cows. If you have something to add to the list, email it to [email protected] (or get at us on Twitter and Instagram). SHOW NOTES: We briefly refer to the old-timey game where you push a hoop with a stick. It goes back to antiquity! Recycling is complicated. Here’s some vampire sparkle action in Twilight. We talk a bit about ...
40. Dan Aykroyd, Wayne's World, Saturday Night Live
April 29, 2021 12:00 - 52 minutes - 96.1 MBPhil and Jake are joined by friend (and contributor to the pod) Donovan to insert some gags and guffaws into the the List of Every Damn Thing by ranking Dan Aykroyd, all things Wayne’s World, and Saturday Night Live. If you have something to add to the list, email it to [email protected] (or get at us on Twitter and Instagram). SHOW NOTES: We don’t get the name quite right for The Hart and Lorne Terrific Hour. We talk about a lot of Aykroyd movies, including The Blues Brot...
39. Burritos, Chinatown, Mendocino County (w/ Andy Granelli)
April 22, 2021 12:00 - 48 minutes - 88.8 MBPhil, Jake and Jason witness the triumphant return of Andy Granelli (from The Distillers & Seized Up) as we cram more fillings into the the List of Every Damn Thing by ranking burritos, San Francisco’s Chinatown, and Mendocino County in Northern California. Find Andy on Twitter (@AndyGranelli) and Instagram (AndyGranelli). If you have something to add to the list, email it to [email protected] (or get at us on Twitter and Instagram). SHOW NOTES: We briefly mention root ve...
38. Pancakes, Bruce Springsteen, Bon Jovi (w/ Dave Hause)
April 15, 2021 12:00 - 59 minutes - 109 MBPhil & Jake are joined by singer-songwriter (and bud-of-the-pod) Dave Hause to pile up the tall-stack of the the List of Every Damn Thing by ranking pancakes, Bruce Springsteen and band Bon Jovi. Follow Dave Hause on Instagram (@davehause), Twitter (@hausedave) and Facebook (DaveHauseMusic). You can find his songs on Spotify & Apple Music, and here’s his most recent Bandcamp Fridays release. If you have something to add to the list, email it to [email protected] (or get at ...
37. Online Dating, Pee-Wee Herman, Public Humiliation
April 08, 2021 12:00 - 1 hour - 117 MBPhil, Jake & Jason form a fearsome foursome with first-time guest-host Natalie, and put some bells & whistles on the List of Every Damn Thing by ranking online dating, the fictional character Pee-Wee Herman, and everyone's favorite past-time public humiliation. If you have something to add to the list, let us know by sending an email to [email protected] (or get at us on Twitter and Instagram). SHOW NOTES: We talk a bit about kids falling down wells, including Baby Jessica....
36. Enter the Dragon, Square Pizza, Smell
April 01, 2021 12:00 - 47 minutes - 87.1 MBPhil & Jake add some toppings to the List of Every Damn Thing by ranking Enter the Dragon (starring Bruce Lee), square pizza, and the sense of smell. If you have something to add to the list, let us know by sending an email to [email protected] (or get at us on Twitter and Instagram). SHOW NOTES: Jake reiterates that he’s seen The Explosion play live many, many times. The implication in our previous episode that he’s never seen them live is FAKE NEWS. Time travel wouldn't ...
35. Lincoln Logs, Interspecies Animal Friends (w/ Space Cadet)
March 25, 2021 12:00 - 44 minutes - 82.1 MBPhil & Jake are joined by Dave Walsh & Matt Hock of Space Cadet to talk about their debut album Lion On A Leash (available on Wiretap Records), and of course to continue the ongoing construction of the List of Every Damn Thing by ranking Lincoln Logs and interspecies animal friendships. Find Space Cadet on Instagram (@space_cadet_band). And RUN, don't walk, to the weblink at the end of this sentence to get the limited-release vinyl of Lion On A Leash. If you have something to add ...
34. Howard the Duck (w/ Tiffa from Intermission)
March 19, 2021 01:01 - 47 minutes - 87.6 MBPhil and Jake are joined by friend-of-the-pod and fellow 'caster Tiffa (from the great bad-movie podcast Intermission) to expand the cosmos of the List of Every Damn Thing by ranking the 1986 film flop Howard the Duck. Keep up with Intermission on Instagram (@Intermission_podcast) and Twitter (@IntermissionPC), and subscribe to them wherever you get your podcasts. If you have something to add to the list, let us know by sending an email to [email protected] (or get at us on ...
33. Bell Biv DeVoe, War, Jeggings, Transphobia, Hulk Hogan, Jorts, Animal Crackers, Bill Paxton, Skorts
March 11, 2021 21:39 - 32 minutes - 59.4 MBIn another lightning episode, Jason, Phil and Jake race through ranking 90s New Jack Swing sensation Bell Biv DeVoe, war, jeggings, transphobia, Hulk Hogan, jorts, animal cracker snacks, Bill Paxton and skorts to expand the List of Every Damn Thing. If you have something to add to the list, let us know by sending an email to [email protected] (or get at us on Twitter and Instagram). SHOW NOTES: During our discussion, none of us could remember when Sonny Bono died, and were ...
32. Steve Jobs, Wool, Rod Lavers
March 05, 2021 01:21 - 50 minutes - 92.5 MBPhil and Jake insert a few new lines of code into of the List of Every Damn Thing by ranking Apple founder Steve Jobs, the fabric wool and the Rod Laver shoe by Adidas. If you have something to add to the list, let us know by sending an email to [email protected] (or get at us on Twitter and Instagram). SHOW NOTES: The documentary Jake watched is Steve Jobs: The Man in the Machine. It's pretty good. Here’s the New York Times obituary for Jef Raskin the “Father of the Macin...
31. Sorry!, Trouble, Monopoly, Video Games
February 26, 2021 01:04 - 48 minutes - 89.7 MBPhil, Jake and Jason reign in the usual explicit language, drug references, and graphic violence to expand the List of Every Damn Thing by ranking Sorry!, Trouble, Monopoly, and the medium of video games. It's fun for the whole family! If you have something to add to the List of Every Damn Thing, let us know by sending an email to [email protected] (or get at us on Twitter and Instagram). SHOW NOTES: Jason and Phil discuss finding “sidewalk treasures” in Jake’s neighborhood...
30. Sriracha, Popeyes Chicken, Jon Voight
February 19, 2021 01:44 - 40 minutes - 73.5 MBPhil and Jake add some spice to the List of Every Damn Thing by ranking sriracha hot sauce, chicken from Popeyes Louisiana Kitchen, and outspoken actor Jon Voight. If you have something to add to the List of Every Damn Thing, let us know by sending an email to [email protected] (or get at us on Twitter and Instagram). SHOW NOTES: Phil is a bona fide hot sauce guy. He has takes on Crystal, Tapatio, Cholula, Valentina, Tabasco and more. When people say “sriracha” they usuall...
29. Star Wars
February 13, 2021 05:49 - 45 minutes - 83.7 MBEPISODE XXIX: THE HUNDREDTH ITEM Phil, Jake and Jason conclude the saga of the first 100 items on the List of Every Damn Thing by ranking something that a group of dudes has never talked about in a podcast before... a little phenomenon called Star Wars. If you have something to add to the List of Every Damn Thing, let us know by sending an email to [email protected] (or get at us on Twitter and Instagram). SHOW NOTES: Here's what Jason's Cherizona sign looks like. She rele...
28. Excellent Adventure, Bogus Journey, Face the Music
February 04, 2021 22:47 - 54 minutes - 74.7 MBPhil, Jake and Jason continue their most triumphant endeavor to complete the List of Every Damn Thing by ranking all three Bill & Ted movies... their Excellent Adventure, their Bogus Journey, and the time that had to Face the Music. Like all our episodes (except the family-friendly ones), this episode contains adult language. So if you're the parental type, consider this your advisory. If you have something to add to the List of Every Damn Thing, let us know by sending an email to...
27. Snare Drums, Carthage, Puns (w/ Andy Granelli)
January 30, 2021 00:46 - 44 minutes - 81.3 MBPhil and Jake are joined by The Distillers drummer (and friend of the pod) Andy Granelli to add a few measures to the List of Every Damn Thing by ranking snare drums, the ill-fated ancient city-state of Carthage, and puns. Andy can be found on Twitter (@AndyGranelli) and Instagram (AndyGranelli). Also check out his side project, hardcore supergroup Seized Up. If you have something to add to the List of Every Damn Thing, let us know by sending an email to [email protected] (...
26. Saxophone in Rock Music, It's-It, Triscuits
January 22, 2021 23:44 - 48 minutes - 89.8 MBPhil and Jake add some soulful notes to the List of Every Damn Thing by ranking saxophone in rock music, the Bay Area-based ice cream cookie sandwich It’s-It, and Triscuits (aka "electricity biscuits"). If you have something to add to the List of Every Damn Thing, let us know by sending an email to [email protected] (or get at us on Twitter and Instagram). SHOW NOTES: Kurtwood Smith is an actor from the TV show Patriot. He’s perhaps best known for playing Clarence Boddicker...
25. Top Ramen, Cigarettes, Rats
January 15, 2021 01:24 - 47 minutes - 87.5 MBOn our silver anniversary episode, Phil and Jake throw some extra garnishing onto the List of Every Damn Thing by ranking Top Ramen, cigarettes and rats. This one is not to be missed, true believer! If you have something to add to the List of Every Damn Thing, let us know by sending an email to [email protected] (or get at us on Twitter and Instagram). SHOW NOTES: We briefly discuss blackjacks (the concussive weapons) in this episode. Searching for them online quickly gets ...
24. Boxer, Brief, Commando, Whale Tail
January 08, 2021 20:23 - 42 minutes - 77.5 MBGuest panelist Jason returns to help Phil and Jake further undress the List of Every Damn Thing by ranking the Boxer dog breed, the time-related concept of "brief", military commandos, and the tails of whales. If you have something to add to the List of Every Damn Thing, let us know by sending an email to [email protected] (or get at us on Twitter and Instagram). SHOW NOTES: The Look Who’s Talking film franchise is of course available on DVD box set with bonus features. But...
23. Popeye, Ducks, Shakira, Seedless Watermelon, The Truman Show, No-Show Socks
December 31, 2020 20:26 - 22 minutes - 40.6 MBPhil and Jake go into rapid-fire mode and expand the List of Every Damn Thing by ranking the Popeye, ducks, international pop sensation Shakira, seedless watermelon, the 1998 Jim Carrey film The Truman Show, and no-show socks. If you have something to add to the List of Every Damn Thing, let us know by sending an email to [email protected] (or get at us on Twitter and Instagram). SHOW NOTES: Robert Altman’s 1980 Popeye movie might not be for everyone, but we love it. Robin ...
22. Trading Places
December 24, 2020 21:48 - 35 minutes - 64.6 MBPhil and Jake add an ornament to the List of Every Damn Thing by ranking the holiday-adjacent comedy film Trading Places (starring Eddie Murphy and Dan Aykroyd) in this special deep-dive episode. If you have something to add to the List of Every Damn Thing, let us know by sending an email to [email protected] (or get at us on Twitter and Instagram). SHOW NOTES: There’s debate over the origins of the phrase “taking the piss”. Some say the metaphor refers to deflation of a “p...
21. Peanut Butter Ice Cream, Calamari, Nerf Guns, Christmas Trees, Eggs
December 19, 2020 19:50 - 36 minutes - 67.7 MBIn this special cuss-free episode, Phil and Jake continue making the List of Every Damn Thing (and checking it twice) by ranking peanut butter ice cream, calamari, Nerf guns, Christmas trees and unfertilized chicken eggs. If you have something to add to the List of Every Damn Thing, let us know by sending an email to [email protected] (or get at us on Twitter and Instagram). SHOW NOTES: According to Dr. Anthony Fauci, Santa Claus is in fact immune to COVID-19. Something Ph...
20. McRib, Clement Street, Wind Chimes
December 13, 2020 05:41 - 49 minutes - 90.2 MBPhil and Jake expand the menu of the List of Every Damn Thing by ranking McDonald's BBQ pork sandwich the McRib, Clement Street (in San Francisco's Richmond District), and wind chimes. If you have something to add to the List of Every Damn Thing, let us know by sending an email to [email protected] (or get at us on Twitter and Instagram). SHOW NOTES: Phil wrote about eating the whole McDonalds menu for a zine we made with some friends in the 90s. We’ll try to dig up a copy ...
19. Firefighters, Zipper Jeans, Capitalism
December 03, 2020 17:59 - 46 minutes - 84.4 MBPhil and Jake and Jason add fuel the List of Every Damn Thing by ranking firefighters, zipper jeans, the wearing of zipper jeans without underwear, and capitalism. If you have something to add to the List of Every Damn Thing, let us know by sending an email to [email protected] (or get at us on Twitter and Instagram). SHOW NOTES: According to Phil and Jason, fear of clowns (aka coulrophobia) is fake. Jake remains undecided. We mention John Wayne Gacy (the inspiration for J...
18. Crocs, Barry Bonds, VW Bugs
November 26, 2020 21:57 - 43 minutes - 80.3 MBPhil and Jake continue their record-breaking streak of adding items to the List of Every Damn Thing by ranking the clog-like footwear known as Crocs, controversial home-run king Barry Bonds, and the Volkswagen Type 1 (aka "Beetle" or "Bug"). If you have something to add to the List of Every Damn Thing, let us know by sending an email to [email protected] (or get at us on Twitter and Instagram). SHOW NOTES: In the episode, your humble hosts wonder what material Crocs are mad...
17. Handkerchiefs, The Last Starfighter, Run the Jewels
November 20, 2020 18:56 - 33 minutes - 60.8 MBPhil and Jake feed the List of Every Damn Thing's never-ending hunger by ranking handkerchiefs, the 1984 sci-fi movie The Last Starfighter, and the rap duo Run the Jewels. If you have something to add to the List of Every Damn Thing, let us know by sending an email to [email protected] (or get at us on Twitter and Instagram). SHOW NOTES: At the beginning of the episode we discuss the recent news that California Governor Gavin Newsom attended a party where the state’s COVID-...
16. Ice Cube, Dilapidated Shacks, Shaved Ice, Cubed Ice
November 16, 2020 00:40 - 41 minutes - 76.3 MBPhil and Jake add a few verses to the List of Every Damn Thing by ranking Ice Cube, dilapidated shacks, crushed ice and cubed ice. If you have something to add to the List of Every Damn Thing, let us know by sending an email to [email protected] SHOW NOTES: Rap acts that we discuss include NWA, The Bomb Squad, Too $hort, Eazy-E, Dr. Dre and Scarface. We talk about a lot of songs by (or featuring) Ice Cube. “Express Yourself” (especially the clean version) is positive and u...
16. Ice Cube, Dilapidated Shacks, Crushed Ice, Cubed Ice
November 16, 2020 00:40 - 41 minutes - 76.3 MBPhil and Jake add a few verses to the List of Every Damn Thing by ranking Ice Cube, dilapidated shacks, crushed ice and cubed ice. If you have something to add to the List of Every Damn Thing, let us know by sending an email to [email protected] SHOW NOTES: Rap acts that we discuss include NWA, The Bomb Squad, Too $hort, Eazy-E, Dr. Dre and Scarface. We talk about a lot of songs by (or featuring) Ice Cube. “Express Yourself” (especially the clean version) is positive and u...
15. Daylight Saving Time, The Three Stooges, Antoni Gaudi
November 07, 2020 02:56 - 47 minutes - 86.5 MBPhil and Jake further sculpt the List of Every Damn Thing by ranking Daylight Saving Time, The Three Stooges, and the turn-of-the-century Catalan architect Antoni Gaudi. If you have something to add to the List of Every Damn Thing, let us know by sending an email to [email protected] SHOW NOTES: In our conversation, Jake refers to it as “Daylight Savings Time” but apparently the "s" at the end of “Saving” is wrong (though a pretty common mistake). We incorrectly guess tha...
14. Cher, Dolly Parton, Man-Buns
October 31, 2020 04:33 - 42 minutes - 77.6 MBPhil and Jake-- and guest panelist Jason-- expand the List of Every Damn Thing by ranking Cher, Dolly Parton, and hair buns on men aka man-buns (aka top-knots). If you have something to add to the List of Every Damn Thing, let us know by sending an email to [email protected] SHOW NOTES: Allman And Woman was the name of the musical duo composed of Gregg Allman and Cher. The album they released was called Two The Hard Way. Cher wasn’t nominated for an Academy Award for her p...
13. Cheech and Chong, Whoppers, Shirtless Men...
October 22, 2020 17:26 - 34 minutes - 64.1 MBPhil and Jake expand the List of Every Damn Thing by ranking Cheech and Chong, the candy Whoppers, and shirtless men (wearing elaborate angel wings, gold lamé shorts and furry cha-cha heels). If you have something to add to the List of Every Damn Thing, let us know by sending an email to [email protected] SHOW NOTES: Comedy bits by Cheech and Chong that we discuss include “Dave’s Not Here”, “Santa Claus & His Old Lady”, “Earache My Eye” (which is performed in a scene in Up ...
12. Pigeons, A-Shirts aka "Wifebeaters", Cold Brew Shandy
October 17, 2020 17:32 - 33 minutes - 60.8 MBPhil and Jake continue construction on the List of Every Damn Thing by ranking pigeons, A-shirts aka "wifebeaters", and the cold brew shandy (it's coffee and lemonade). If you have something to add to the List of Every Damn Thing, let us know by sending an email to [email protected] SHOW NOTES: Jake paid a kid in Sumatra to demonstrate water draining in opposite directions on either side of the equator, but it was a trick. Are pigeons and doves the same thing? Yes. Here’s...
11. Plants, Charmander, Sex
October 08, 2020 16:20 - 30 minutes - 56.2 MBPhil and Jake sell out with a special PG-rated episode to expand the List of Every Damn Thing by ranking plants, the Pokemon character Charmander (a cute orange lizard with a tail that’s on fire), and sex. If you have something to add to the List of Every Damn Thing, let us know by sending an email to [email protected] ADVISORY: Contrary to claims made during our conversation, we decided to mark this episode with the "explicit content" flag because we discuss some things tha...
10. Dancing Queen, Midnight Train to Georgia, Do You Know the Way to San Jose, Tulsa Time
October 02, 2020 04:46 - 36 minutes - 66.8 MBPhil and Jake add a little rhythm to the List of Every Damn Thing by ranking four songs: “Dancing Queen” by ABBA, “Midnight Train to Georgia” by Gladys Knight & the Pips, “Do You Know the Way to San Jose” by Dionne Warwick, and “Tulsa Time” by Don Williams. If you have something to add to the List of Every Damn Thing, let us know by sending an email to [email protected] SHOW NOTES: Cardi B is America’s current sweetheart, having taken the crown from Baby Yoda. America’s swe...
9. Jersey Shore, Toe Shoes, Moist
September 26, 2020 19:08 - 35 minutes - 64.4 MBPhil and Jake expand the List of Every Damn Thing by ranking the Jersey Shore (the geographic location, not the MTV show), toe shoes aka ergonomic minimalist footwear, and the word "moist". If you have something to add to the List of Every Damn Thing, submit it by email to [email protected] SHOW NOTES: We discuss Atlantic City, but we don't talk about Brian de Palma’s underrated Nicolas Cage / Gary Sinise thriller Snake Eyes at all! Amity Island-- the fictional town from...
8. Watchmen, Watchmen, Watchmen
September 17, 2020 16:00 - 41 minutes - 76.7 MBPhil and Jake press forward on the march to complete the List of Every Damn Thing by ranking Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons' comic book Watchmen, the 2009 film adaptation of Watchmen directed by Zac Snyder, and the 2019 HBO Watchmen miniseries created by Damon Lindelof. If you have something to add to the List of Every Damn Thing, submit it by email to [email protected] SHOW NOTES: Here's a local article with some pictures of the day that smoke from wildfires blocked out the s...
7. Donald Duck, Onions, Rye Bread
September 10, 2020 19:46 - 38 minutes - 70.7 MBPhil and Jake further unveil the mysteries of the List of Every Damn Thing by ranking the Disney character Donald Duck-- a talking duck who drives a car, can’t swim or fly, can’t hold down a job, has a rich uncle and a girlfriend who looks just like him-- plus onions and rye bread. SHOW NOTES: Here's the trailer to the 1993 movie Mad Dog and Glory, starring Robert De Niro, Uma Thurman and Bill Murray as a mob boss. The Donald-verse encompasses all concepts of Donald Duck, so you...
6. QAnon, Nail Clippers, Jessica Rabbit
September 05, 2020 01:01 - 43 minutes - 79.3 MBPhil and Jake continue their quest to assemble the List of Every Damn Thing by ranking the far-right conspiracy theory QAnon, nail clippers, and Jessica Rabbit (from Who Framed Roger Rabbit). SHOW NOTES: The meditation app that Jake was using just before rolling his ankle is Headspace. We mention Bushwick Bill of the Geto Boys. He said a lot of things that stick with us, but the one that sticks the most is “If it don’t make dollars, it don’t make sense." Jake references an artic...
5. Surge, Josta, Prince, National Debt
August 27, 2020 23:52 - 35 minutes - 64.7 MBPhil and Jake expand the List of Every Damn Thing by ranking the extreme beverages Surge and Josta, plus the artist known as Prince, and the concept of national debt. SHOW NOTES: The Democratic Primary was won by Joe Biden months ago but the actual nomination at the convention was still disappointing to Jake & Phil (avowed hermanos Bernardos), though of course we are going to vote in November and so should you. The original marketing concept for Mountain Dew had a L’il Abner type...
4. Intro to Back That Azz Up, Generation Ships, Coffee
August 21, 2020 21:49 - 38 minutes - 71 MBPhil and Jake continue construction on the List of Every Damn thing by ranking the intro to Juvenile's 1999 hit "Back That Azz Up", the science fiction concept of generations ships, and coffee. SHOW NOTES: Bundling is the colonial practice where courting young people would be in bed together under parental supervision. It’s hard to tell from the 21st century how this worked in practice. Phil said “time of the American revolution” when he meant “colonial times”. Jake said “hole in ...
3. Land, Sea, Air, Jenny McCarthy, Blood
August 13, 2020 06:00 - 32 minutes - 59.3 MBPhil and Jake continue to expand the List of Every Damn thing by ranking land, sea, air, 1994 Playmate of the Year Jenny McCarthy, and blood. We also sneak in a lightning round where we rank lightning rounds. Please excuse Jake's audio quality; we had technical issues and promise to do better next time. SHOW NOTES: “This Land Is Your Land” by Woody Guthrie probably should be our national anthem. Growing up they only taught us the first bit of the song and not the part about tresp...
2. Tommy Bahama, Sardines, Gambit
August 07, 2020 00:16 - 40 minutes - 73.9 MBPhil & Jake double the size of the List of Every Damn Thing by ranking Tommy Bahama shirts, band t-shirts, sports jerseys, sardines and Gambit (the trench coat-wearing, playing card-flinging, Cajun-speaking Marvel mutant). SHOW NOTES: Brian Stow is the San Francisco Giants fan who was beat up at Dodgers Stadium. Phil mentions the bro-country song “Hard to Forget” which samples “There Stands the Glass” by Webb Pierce. We don’t really get into it on the show, but even in 2020 Phil ...
1. Double Stuf Oreos, Crows, Hank Williams Jr.
July 29, 2020 16:41 - 30 minutes - 56.8 MBPhil & Jake inaugurate the List of Every Damn Thing by ranking Double Stuf Oreos, Oreos, crows, Hank Williams Jr. and Hank Williams. The Charles Bukowksi prison pigeon story mentioned by Jake is included in the collection Tales of Ordinary Madness. Bad songs by Prince got mentioned. After recording this episode, Phil found Purple & Gold, which is questionable at best. It was written as an anthem for the Minnesota Vikings. Here are the details on Katherine Williams-Dunning's death...