Emojidrome
128 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 2 years ago - ★★★★★ - 69 ratingsA weekly podcast about the digital hieroglyphs inside your phone. Join us as we dive deep into Emojipedia to rank and discuss every version of a different emoji each week. Which platform is the cream of the crop? We intend to find out. WARNING: we're explicit!
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#78: Willy Wonka and the Bullshit Bathtub (Bath)
November 24, 2019 06:00 - 1 hour - 58.7 MBBrutalist baths! Terrible tubs! A certain.......orange cheeto? All this and more, as Andi and Ryan take a dip with the "Bath" emoji! Which of these baths accommodates tall people, and which one is comically small? How many of them enable Big Head Mode, and which one is secretly a living creature? Stay tuned for The President & The Pauper (Popper?), failed ergonomics, a new Willy Wonka sequel, and more! Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/bath/ iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podc...
#77: Bad Bird (Turkey)
November 16, 2019 06:00 - 59 minutes - 54.9 MBGobble gobble! It's time for the "Turkey" emoji. I was too busy playing Pokemon to take notes this week, but I know we talked about Robert Pattinson and embroidered gamer diapers. Enjoy! Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/turkey/ iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4 Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan). Find us on Patreon:...
#76: Layin' Lincoln Logs (Glass of Milk)
November 09, 2019 06:00 - 59 minutes - 54.5 MBAre you ready the join the Austin Powers Mojoverse? Then come along as we talk the "Glass of Milk" emoji! Which of these beverages is plain old cow juice, and which one is something more sinister? How many of these pearly liquids would Andi sip, and how many are stooges of Big Milk? Of course, this is all overshadowed by new evidence about the WWE wrestler who pulled the trigger on JFK. Stayed tuned for Sicko Mode vs Purple Lamborghini, the H2O Hos, Elroy Jetson's Fry A Turkey 2k19, Lee Harv...
#75: Lithuanian Basketball Skeleton (Skull)
November 03, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 62.2 MBGet on the cab to Halloweentown and join us for the "Skull" emoji! Andi and Ryan wrap up October by discussing some real boneheads - which of these craniums is straight from anime, and which one has an attitude? Who among them is working the gig economy, and which one is deisgned by Clive Barker? Stay tuned for basketball skeletons, Punshr, Ryan's teeth anxiety, "The MBM Contract," Here's Thesteven's Coffin, skull drums, and more! Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/skull/ iTunes: ht...
#74: Unsolvable Mysteries (Flying Saucer)
October 26, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 56.8 MBBigfoot... Stonehenge... JFK's assassination... IKEA meatballs... and of course, the "Flying Saucer" emoji. These are all mysteries which have vexed humanity for years. Now, Andi and Ryan attempt to answer these questions, and more! Join us as we discuss which spacecraft might just be a fancy lightbulb, and which could be an interstellar traffic cop. Which is most likely to be ALF's sick ride, and which could've saved JFK? Perhaps these questions have answers... or perhaps... they're just mo...
#73: Octavia Puss (Supervillain)
October 12, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 58.7 MBAre you more of a giraffe, or a bush baby? This week, Andi and Ryan unleash the "Supervillain" emoji! Which one has the best fashion sense, and which one is the best employer? Who among them is dating, and who's about to get a redemption arc? Stay tuned for basketball furries, horny Green Goblins, vegetable-themed supervillains, a visit from Erin Esurance, our new powers, and more! It's a 65 million dollar circus tragedy. Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/supervillain/ iTunes: http...
#72: Big Bad Benstillerborgs (Derelict House)
October 07, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 60.1 MBTwo typical average kids, inside a haunted mansion! Just by chance, freed a ghost, who made them podcasters! This week, we tackle the "Derelict House" emoji and all the creatures who may dwell within. Which of these homes houses Jay Leno's clownsona, and which one is possessed by "my wife"? Stay tuned for a B-52s ban, Big Bad Beetleborgs, dates with Bigfoot at the Blair Witch house, excessive Ben Stiller discussion, "Jay Leno Is Up In There," Monster House, and more! Follow along here: http...
#71: Pumpelstiltskin (Person Lifting Weights)
September 28, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 75.8 MBWe're joined by fellow podcasters Brooks and Eddy to enter the Beefnasium and discuss the "Person Lifting Weights" emoji! Who's the strongest, and who's the hunkiest? Which lifter is doing a real exercise, and which one is about to experience grevious injury? Stay tuned for Goldmember chat, Borat's vagina bones, vibe checks, a Richter scale Shakeweight, The Lifter's Lament, the new Emojidrome supplement, and more! Get ready to get swole! Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/weight-lift...
#70: Pair-A-Dipes (Baby Angel)
September 22, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 66.5 MBThis week, we try to revitalize our wholesome image by talking about the "Baby Angel" emoji. Unfortunately, we end up talking about horny jelly beans and diapers too much for it to do any good. Thanks for listening! Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/baby-angel/ iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4 Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewer...
#69: So Long To The Schlong (Eggplant)
September 14, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 59.3 MBIt's episode 69. Andi and Ryan discuss the "Eggplant" emoji and engage in psychological warfare. It gets kinda nasty and fairly stupid. What more could you ask for? (Warning: we've BEEN explicit, but this one goes for it. Maybe listen with headphones.) Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/aubergine/ iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4 Follow us on Twitter: @emojidr...
#68: The Sofa X Games (Couch and Lamp)
September 07, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 61.8 MBAre you ready to get cozy? Then join us for the "Couch and Lamp" emoji! It's Andi and Ryan versus ten chariots of comfort, as we try to determine which is the closest to what a real human being would sit upon. Stay tuned for Home and Garden Podcasting, the introduction of "Couchlet," assessing the Jeremy Renner app (RIP), Chris Jericho's new belt storyline (also RIP), pitching the "Asshaunter" script, saying the word "pseudopod" a lot, and more! This week, you'll hear a human struggle to tel...
#67: The Jock and the Catboy (Pleading Face)
August 31, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 61.3 MBThis week on Emojidrome, Andi and Ryan plead for your forgiveness. It's all about the "Pleading Face" emoji, and things get real stupid real fast. Which of these emoji is begging for a fwee hot dog, and which is begging for God's mercy? How many of them have edible eyes, and who among them harbors a secret evil? Stay tuned for jabwonis, Candy Corn Eyes, Brian Griffin tattoos, cannibal Boss Baby, the final word on Scooby-Doo smoking weed, and more! As Ryan calls it, this is "a real box of nas...
#66: Audio Banksy (See-No-Evil Monkey)
August 17, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 59 MBThis week, we discuss the potentially perverse "See-No-Evil Monkey!" Which of these primates is bad at flirting, and which is genuinely scared? Who amongst them starred in Rocky Horror, and who belongs in an anime? Ask yourself these questions, and then ask if you can really trust your ears.........because nothing can prepare you for "Andi's Trick." Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/see-no-evil-monkey/ iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2 Google...
#65: Ready To Go Apis (Honeybee)
August 10, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 74.1 MBAndi and Ryan return to go deep inside the bee hole with the "Honeybee" emoji! Which of these bees is a round friend, and which aren't bees at all? More importantly, do these bees REALLY enjoy the musical stylings of Queen? Stay tuned for beesploitation, an Applebee's assessment, "Bad Insect," private reserve condiments, "going inside of Tron," and absolutely zero discussion about Bee Movie. Aren't you tired of being nice? Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/honeybee/ iTunes: https:/...
#64: How Is A Boat Like A Hole? (Hole)
July 28, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 59.3 MBFrancisco Goya. H.R. Giger. Zdzis?aw Beksi?ski. Richard Serra. Michael Cera. A boat. Vanilla Ice. IKEA meatballs. Earbud injuries. What do all these have in common? Well, the "Hole" emoji, apparently. How? We aren't sure, but we'll still push ourselves to the limit to find out. It's Andi and Ryan versus the "Hole," and they're bringing you down with them. Get ready to get weird. Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/hole/ iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236...
#63: The Implication of Ice (Tropical Drink)
July 20, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 66 MBEmbrace your inner Carrie Bradshaw and join us for a discussion of the "Tropical Drink" emoji! Which of these drinks is served at the finest tiki bar, and which one makes a killer compliment to a balanced breakfast? Are they filled with orange juice.........or piss? Stay tuned for "Cats" discussion, Emojidrome's wild week, drinking too much milk, tapioca errors, pulling a JK Rowling, putting a lime on it, Sonic's favorite drink, and more! Are you SURE that one's a snifter? Follow along here...
#62: Yoda Insect (Lizard)
July 13, 2019 05:00 - 58 minutes - 53.8 MBWhat crawls, climbs, has scaly skin, and eats bugs? It's not our hosts, it's the "Lizard" emoji! Which of these green fellows belongs on an energy drink, and which one is decorating the side of a sick ride? Who among them belongs in the Rainforest Cafe, and which one has developed a taste for human flesh? Stay tuned for the death of Erin Esurance, bad musician impressions, the Jesktop Jester, a returning debate about Scooby-Doo and weed, the absolute chaos of "Yoda animals," and more! Become...
#61: Funny Business (Fireworks)
July 06, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 61.9 MBThis week, Andi (Tonka Dick) and Ryan (Big Boy) address the number one issue plaguing North America: Guns N' Roses. Wait, is this an emoji podcast? Oops. They also talk about the "Fireworks" emoji. Maybe. Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/fireworks/ iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4 Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan)....
#60: The Pearlescent Gourmand (Grimacing Face)
June 29, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 60.5 MBOof! That's the noise you'll make when Andi and Ryan go up against the "Grimacing Face" emoji! Which of these clammy clenchers most conveys pure anxiety, and which is yet another member of the Grimace family? Which of them has too few teeth.........and which have too many? Stay tuned for Mystic Moji hell, Funky Grimace's Nobody, our "Choose Your Own Emoji" program, an explanation of dental phantoms, introducing Anxiety 2, a call to action for Ray Romano, and more! Please get us in touch with...
#59: Zodiac Urquelle (Family)
June 23, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 62.5 MBWelcome to the Emojidrome family......or is it, the emoji "Family"? Which of these familial units most belongs on a sitcom, and which has committed a dark crime? How many of these parents are clones, and how many are absolutely zooted right now? Stay tuned for anti-comedy, the continuing adventures of the Dumpty family, Mama Stoned, our exploration of the Zodiac killer, a deep dive into the Family Matters wiki, and more! Please don't make us watch The Emoji Movie. Follow along here: https:/...
#58: Don't Be A Dweeb (Robot Face)
June 15, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 66.4 MBBeep boop! Welcome to the world of the "Robot Face" emoji! Will anyone survive when Andi and Ryan face off against these metal monsters? Which of these machines is Andi's new mech, and which one..........is baby? Stay tuned for bad noises, our new MoMA sponsorship, anime figure archaeology, the Sunday Funnies Multiverse, hotboxing a cockpit, Joy Pixels, Ort the Rapping Robot, the three new rules of robotics, Chills impressions, and more! Remember, always close the fridge. Thanks. Follow alo...
#57: Cream Tease (Bagel)
June 08, 2019 05:00 - 59 minutes - 54.5 MBEmojidrome returns to bring you a product which may or may not be composed of bread: the "Bagel" emoji! Which of these round bites is the most appetizing, and which one is made of stone? How many are actually donuts, and what makes a bagel a bagel anyway? Stay tuned for curses versus hexes, inherent erotic energy, Fred Flinstone's shitty car, Andi's breakfast demands, a debate which threatens to tear Emojidrome apart, and more! Thank you daddy David Cronutberg for our life. Follow along her...
#56: "Have You Ever Heard A Raccoon Kill Something?" (Raccoon)
May 25, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 22.8 MBIt's our first ever Patreon Pick this week, and we're taking a look at our pal the Raccoon! Join Andi and Ryan as they relive middle school LARPs, figure out what a proper librarian uniform is, and figure out whether or not a burger is best served dry. Yes, this is still the Raccoon episode, I didn't paste the wrong description. Alright, thanks for picking this emoji, xoxo love you bye! Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/raccoon/ iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidro...
#55: Leg Day (Leg)
May 18, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 56.1 MBAre you ready for leg day? Then join us as we take on the "Leg" emoji! Which of these gorgeous gams belongs to Hunky Julius Caesar, and which one is most at home on a lumberjack calendar? How many of these legs are stepping out of a tub, and which are out on a powerwalk? Stay tuned for a tasteful profile of the Noid, visiting the Toilet Cotillion, our laser-scented deodorant, the pitch for a new Twin Peaks season, Boss Baby, the biblical God, "Don't Wake Grandma," and more! We're the only po...
#54: Vanish Me Podcast (Mage)
May 11, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 57.7 MBGreetings, traveller! Art thou here to samplest mine fair emoticon potions? This wyckedest brew ist concocted of the "Mage" emoji - a fine 'moji indeedst! If ye darest to sip, thoust'll find Runescape radicalization, wizard roleplay improv, the Harry Potter past of Andi and Ryan, a three hole punch spell, "vanish me poopum" debate, andst more! Drinkst wisely, my friend. By the wayst......dost thou knoweth where I might procure some of Snape's most dank wyzard herbs? Follow along here: https...
#53: Big Funny Rustlas (Money Bag)
May 04, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 65.3 MBThis week, Andi and Ryan cover the "Money Bag" emoji! It's a rousing hour of comedy, brought to you by Diet Dr. Dental! Emojidrome is proud to promote Diet Dr. Dental, the ONLY low-calorie, low-sugar soda made entirely of liquified human teeth! The next time you've got the thirst in you, don't reach for those other unhealthy sodas which'll rot those pearly whites. Instead, grab a Diet Dr. Dental! Proven in 9 out of 10 clinical trials to STRENGTHEN tooth enamel, all while delivering a crisp a...
#52: Rat Night (Rat)
April 20, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 85.5 MBThe next episode, number fifty-two. it is a podcast titled "Rat Night;" by Andi and Ryan of Toronto and Austin. The running time is one hour and six minutes; the bitrate 128 kbps. Andi and Ryan's comedy stylings work absolutely marvelously on Emojidrome. The cartoon "Rat" emoji characters are delightful, and they let each us imagine whatever we'd like to with our messages. These thirteen rats are controlling everyone who's ever worn a hat. And they're having a good time! Follow along here: ...
#51: Busters (Volcano)
April 13, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 67 MBBust open your ears for another episode of Emojidrome! This week, Andi and Ryan bust out the "Volcano" emoji, and find out which of these bustas is the biggest Bastille fan. Don't forget to bust an update on your Volcano Locator for the best listening experience! Then, stay tuned for busting the case of Andi's Dentoctor, cool kid Kirby busting a move, opening some steaming hot Doritos Busters, busting Fruit Busters in our mouth, Wajin Wario busting on the scene, and more! Please be sure to k...
#50: Slamaganza (Face With Tears of Joy)
April 06, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 75.2 MBAfter a full year of podcasting, Emojidrome finally hits episode fifty! Minds are blown, boundaries are tested, and proverbial trains derail as Andi and Ryan dare to challenge the "Face With Tears of Joy" emoji. Forget what you thought you knew and enter a smoking crater of Limewire, jabronis, behind-the-scenes chatlogs, Emojibugs, Dr. Phil, and countless other horrors which must be heard to be believed. This is Emojidrome's world, and you're just living in it. Follow along here: https://em...
#49: The KFC Special (Alien Monster)
March 30, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 67.4 MBAndi and Ryan take on visitors from outer space with the "Alien Monster" emoji! Which of these extraterrestrial fellows is here to destroy Earth, and which one is down for a galactic road trip? How many of them broke out of a video game, and who among them are uncomfortably wet? Stay tuned for The KFC Special, big brain alien debates, Andi's multiple doctorates, identifiying Unidentified Green Bastards, Buzz Lightyear getting intimate, an introduction to Garfield Eats, and more! Don't forget...
#48: A Moon Can Be Anything You Want It To Be (Satellite)
March 16, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 147 MBIt has now been zero (0) weeks since Andi and Ryan discussed the Austin Powers franchise on their emoji podcast. Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/satellite/ iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4 Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).
#47: Rude Boy (Man in Suit Levitating)
March 10, 2019 06:00 - 1 hour - 57 MBWow! Is that guy levitating? What the hell! Andi and Ryan approach the "Man in Suit Levitating" emoji with caution this week. Which of these black-clad boys is a government agent, and which is just really thrilled about Reel Big Fish? How many are down to pick it up, and who among them is Scully's coworker? Stay tuned for Ryan's nasty salad, Redwall and Artemis Fowl, extremely tiny men in business suits, The Most Jacked Emoji Ever, Andi's Frasier karaoke, Ryan's excessive shittalking, and mo...
#46: Mallard Magicks (Duck)
March 01, 2019 06:00 - 58 minutes - 53.7 MBQuack! This week, we come face-to-bill with the "Duck" emoji! Which of these magnificent mallards is most powerful? Which is the most wholesome? And which, unfortunately, is the most likely to be a cannibal? Stay tuned for TV jingles, the all-important "Duck Neck Angle," John Leguizamo as the ideal man, Super Bird RPG, the hottest duck toy of the '90s, the "Send Emojidrome An Email Challenge," and more! Quack. Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/duck/ iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com...
#45: Casper (Sleeping Accommodation)
February 22, 2019 06:00 - 1 hour - 146 MBThis week, we've got important information you won't get from any other podcast. You ready? Okay. Here's the deal: you CANNOT fuck on a Casper mattress. Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/sleeping-accommodation/ iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4 Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).
#44: A Real Nightmare For Everyone Involved (Emoji 12.0 Prototypes)
February 09, 2019 06:00 - 1 hour - 66.5 MBAnother year, another round of prototype emoji! Andi and Ryan discuss the upcoming round of 2019 emoji in an episode Ryan's notes describe only as "absolutely off the shits." Which new emoji contains the most fucked up hand, and which will be used for the most evil? How many more food emoji are there going to be, and which new animal is the cutest? Stay tuned for Z-grade political humor, Halo Dick, the Oompa Loompa emoji song, bad high school theater programs, the Seven Deadly Emoji Sins, an...
#43: Emojiversary (Birthday Cake)
February 01, 2019 06:00 - 1 hour - 146 MBThis week, Emojidrome commemorates a momentous event in human history - the release of Kingdom Hearts III! And, also, our one year anniversary! We celebrate by cutting into the "Birthday Cake" emoji to find out which baked good rises up and which falls flat. Which of these cakes is most worthy of our birthday, and which is an all-around disappointment? Do any of these desserts maintain proper moisture levels, and which ones aren't cakes at all? Stay tuned for our version of Kingdom Hearts, f...
#42: The Devil's Tip (Hot Pepper)
January 18, 2019 06:00 - 1 hour - 58.1 MBHoly habanero! This week Andi & Ryan take a bite of the "Hot Pepper" emoji, with plenty of spicy takes to match! Which of these red devils is a particularly spicy dish, and which one is just an eggplant in disguise? Which is the best new logo for a popular suburban eatery, and what's the best method for determining spice level? Stay tuned for #CircusTalk with Johannes the Clown and Big Mike, the three rules of podcasting, judging pepper CBT, dipping into the Rascal Flatts fandom, extreme bur...
#41: Alchemist Kong (Pile of Poo)
January 11, 2019 06:00 - 1 hour - 60.6 MBThis 2019, tune into "Talkin' Shit with Big Dog and Boo Boo in the Morning" to get the scoop on the most heinous of heinous emoji: the "Pile of Poo!" Which of these dog dirt dudes is the cutest, and which ones simply don't make us claw our eyes out? Which is the protagonist of a children's adventure game, and why do so many look like Donkey Kong? Stay tuned for rap battles, new additions to the Kong family, evil turds, vacuum foley effects, "Poopoo Pete and the 3rd Shooter," HTC's many meani...
#40: That'd Be Suckin'! (Cold Face)
December 22, 2018 06:00 - 1 hour - 56.7 MBBrr! It's cold out there! Wouldn't you rather come inside and hear tell of the new "Cold Face" emoji? Which of these fresh frozen faces is a strong start, and which will eventually blossom into a frostbitten butterfly? How many of these fellows are covered in frosty toothpaste, and how many are rocking some righteous snow hair? Stay tuned for a meme PSA, Andi's Kingdom Hearts takeover, a podcast intermission, the Austin Powers Japanese film brochure, Jolly Doom, the debut of Ryan and Cransto...
#39: The Satan Clause (Santa Claus)
December 14, 2018 06:00 - 1 hour - 58 MBThis holiday season, Emojidrome invites you to gather 'round the fire and discuss the "Santa Claus" emoji! Which of these jolly old men would snap like a twig in the hands of Tim Allen, and which one would give the dreaded Tool Man a run for his money? How high do these fellows rank on the Jollyometer, and how deep does the Christmas lore go? Stay tuned for the cult of Big Tex, Paul Butter, hairy kneecaps, a deep dive on Tim Allen's "The Santa Clause," killing Rumpelstiltskin, and more! This...
#38: The Mule of the Sea (Shark)
November 30, 2018 06:00 - 1 hour - 90.4 MBThis week, Andi and Ryan dive into the deep blue sea to splash with the "Shark" emoji! Which of these sleek swimmers will break the surface, and which one will sink into the depths? How many of these emoji are actually sharks, and which ones are secretly dophins? Stay tuned for Mariya Takeuchi karaoke, our foray into designer fashions, an in-depth look at the Scooby-Doo cinematic universe, Emojidrome's laser agenda, Caillou the Kaiju, and more! Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/shar...
#37: America's Turtle Club (Woozy Face)
November 16, 2018 06:00 - 1 hour - 57.1 MBThe "Siskel and Ebert of iPhones" return to talk turkey on the brand spankin' new "Woozy Face" emoji! Andi and Ryan immediately go head to head: which woozy wreck is least horny, and which one represents......a carnal act? Why are so many of these 'moji pieces of modern art, and how long can we keep this train on the rails? Stay tuned for the Mystic Moji, an overview of our societal obligation to "Master of Disguise," Ryan's attempt at avoiding a horny phrase, a George W. Bush kick, Thanos's...
#36: Bug's Life Year (Bug)
November 09, 2018 06:00 - 1 hour - 60.6 MBThis week, Andi and Ryan cover the humble "Bug" emoji. Which of these creepy crawlers would make a good roommate, and which would Andi kill on sight? How many character voices can Andi muster, and why does Ryan want to bang a bug? Stay tuned for Mario impressions, Andi's "No Nut" lifestyle, our new segment "Describe The Vibe," which celebrities are full of bugs, Fat Dog Mendoza discussion, and......the JFK assassination? This one gets weird......but don't bug out. Follow along here: https:/...
#35: Gourdon (Jack-O-Lantern)
November 02, 2018 05:00 - 59 minutes - 54.8 MBIt might be November, but Andi and Ryan are knocking out the Halloween season with one last go at these gorgeous "Jack-O-Lantern" gourds! Which of these passionate pumpkins would keep kids off a lawn, and which among them will make a nice head? Be careful with these orange ornaments, though - dropping one might have unintended consequences. Stay tuned for Count Ryanula, Andi's recapitation plan, Gourdon the Halloween devil, the Headless Horseman's teenage years, Man Door Hand Hook Car Door's...
#34: Zombie By The Cranberries By Emojidrome (Zombie)
October 19, 2018 05:00 - 59 minutes - 54.5 MBRise from your grave and get ready to groove, it's time for the "Zombie" emoji! Andi and Ryan set out to slay a legion of green, grey, and off-blue fiends - which of these gooey groaners is most grim, and which just looks like a sick dude? How many of these reanimated rabble-rousers is out for blood, and which one is out to slide into your DMs? Stay tuned for Andi's cough, slime modifications, the hatching of Dr. Phil, the Millenial Dark Universe, Kevin Keven, Ryan's most hated emoji, and mo...
#33: Joke Fluid (Ghost)
October 12, 2018 05:00 - 1 hour - 58.3 MBBoo! Is that a ghost? No, but it's an episode on the "Ghost" emoji! Join Andi and Ryan in discussing which of these enthusiastic ectoplasms is the scream of the crop. Who among them is a marshmallow friend, and who's a stone cold tongue pervert? Stay tuned to get drazy for Donkey Kong, hear about Slimer's ass, workshop Andi's new OC, and more! Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/ghost/ iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2 Google Play: https://play...
#32: Count Urkula (Vampire)
October 05, 2018 05:00 - 59 minutes - 55.2 MBIt's Halloween season, which means Andi and Ryan are diving into all manner of spooky emoji, beginning with the "Vampire"! Which Drac means business, and which is out for a good time? Who among them would rather slurp a Capri Sun than blood, and who's going to shake you down for hamburger money? Stay tuned for Mandracula, creating our shark furry dullahan vampire OC, cutting a promo on perverts, the world's most heated Urkel debate, the life and times of Ben Franklin, and more! Listen with a...
#31: Croc Sniff (Crocodile)
October 01, 2018 05:00 - 48 minutes - 44.9 MBHow do you feel about reptile hands? Whether you love them or hate them, join Andi and Ryan in sussing out the scaly selections of the "Crocodile" emoji! Which of these mean green machines is going on a safari adventure, and which one could kill with looks alone? Who among this prehistoric population is appearing in deodorant ads, and who's secretly an alien? Stay tuned for James Bond pitches, Pauly Shore's dramatic turn, Emojidrome horoscopes, Ryan's big apology, the ice skating conspiracy,...
#30: Live at the IHOP (Pancakes)
September 21, 2018 05:00 - 28 minutes - 26.4 MBFor our 30th episode, we tread where few mortals dare to venture. Prepare yourself to enter......the International House of Pancakes. (WARNING! This was recorded on a phone. Adjust your sound quality expectations accordingly.) iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4 Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).
#29: The Powers That Be: Members Only (A Podcast by the Mega Powers)
September 14, 2018 05:00 - 1 hour - 57 MBAustin Powers in Goldmember is a 2002 American spy action comedy film. It is the third film of the Austin Powers series, starring Mike Myers in the title role. The film was directed by Jay Roach, and co-written by Mike Myers and Michael McCullers. Myers also plays the roles of Dr. Evil, Goldmember, and Fat Bastard. The movie co-stars Beyoncé in her theatrical film debut, as well as Robert Wagner, Seth Green, Michael York, Verne Troyer, Michael Caine, Mindy Sterling and Fred Savage. There are...