Emojidrome
128 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 2 years ago - ★★★★★ - 69 ratingsA weekly podcast about the digital hieroglyphs inside your phone. Join us as we dive deep into Emojipedia to rank and discuss every version of a different emoji each week. Which platform is the cream of the crop? We intend to find out. WARNING: we're explicit!
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#126: Hyper-Realistic Detailed Emoji Mouth (Persevering Face)
December 06, 2021 06:00 - 1 hour - 162 MBOur Patrons spoke. We listened. Thus came the "Persevering Face" emoji. May the Lord forgive us all. Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/persevering-face/ Find us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @sylvibullet (Sylvia), and @cursegoat (Morgan). Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome
#125: What The Dog Doin'? (Dog Face)
November 30, 2021 06:00 - 1 hour - 73.6 MBThis week, we definitively find out what the dog doin' with the "Dog Face" emoji! Along the way we get Sylvi's Return of the Jedi, Garfield chat, creepypasta Funko Pops, and "Dote Up A Cat," for some ungodly reason. We praise a tail so you don't have to. Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/dog-face/ Find us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @sylvibullet (Sylvia), and @cursegoat (Morgan). Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome
#124: Cephalopod Thigh Highs (Squid)
September 27, 2021 05:00 - 56 minutes - 131 MBFrom a sour bottle baby squid with eyes the size of baby squids. Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/squid/ Find us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @sylvibullet (Sylvia), and @cursegoat (Morgan). Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome
#123: Faces of Evil (Emoji 14.0 Prototypes)
August 31, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 163 MBIt's the most wonderful time of the year! That's right - time to argue about holiday songs and discuss Emoji 14.0 prototypes! Nasty faces, random objects, and a cuckold troll lie in wait for our favorite annual event, but will any of these emoji find proper uses? Probably not, but we have fun anyway. Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/emoji-14.0/ + https://emojipedia.org/emojipedia/14.0/ Find us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @sylvibullet (Sylvia), and @cursegoat (Ryan). Support us on Pa...
#122: Dr. Manhattan Soyface (Face Screaming in Fear)
August 18, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 178 MBAhhhh!! That's the sound we make when discussing the "Face Screaming in Fear" emoji! This Patreon Pick immediately throws the show into chaos - which of these frightful faces is straight out of an art gallery, and which one is receiving the most dread-inducing dome? Stay tuned for "Lights, Camera, Sylvi," disgusting muttonchops, Huge Jackedman versus Cristman Bateman, Pyramid Head's bangin' butt, and more! Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/face-screaming-in-fear/ Find us on Twitter...
#121: Boss Fetus (T-Rex)
August 09, 2021 05:00 - 57 minutes - 133 MBMuch like the dinosaurs of We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story......we're back! Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/t-rex/ Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @sylvibullet (Sylvia), and @cursegoat (Ryan) Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome
#120: Fencing Pride Flag (Person Fencing)
June 08, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 148 MBOn this week's Emojidrome, we prove we have absolutely nothing of value to contribute to Pride discourse. Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/person-fencing/ Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @sylvibullet (Sylvia), and @cursegoat (Ryan). Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome
#119: Emojidrome Origins (Elf)
May 31, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 157 MBThis time on Emojidrome, we give the "Elf" emoji a good shot but eventually implode under the psychic weight of bad villain origin films. Stay tuned for Raytheon wolves, femboy chronologies, Roman Reigns daddy behavior, Skullet Pencilhead, and more! Disney please hire us. Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/elf/ Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @sylvibullet (Sylvia), and @cursegoat (Ryan). Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome
#118: Slimer Snapchat POV (Framed Picture)
May 12, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 145 MBEmojidrome finally becomes art with the "Framed Picture" emoji! Which of these precious paintings would we hang in our home, and which ones would age in our stead? Which of them is your screensaver, and how many of them are actually a nasty photo from a rowdy ghost? Stayed tuned for protein spreads, the Slimer girlfriend experience, horny pickle storks, vampire anime, a Sonic franchise MILF debate, and more! Don't @ Syliva about anime boy piercings. Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org...
#117: Scorpomania (Scorpion)
April 07, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 144 MBOn our new episode, we cover this week's hottest cinema sensation: Zack Snyder's Justice League. Wait, Godzilla vs. Kong? What the hell is that? Oh. Never mind then. Hope you enjoy the "Scorpion" emoji talk instead. Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/scorpion/ Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @sylvibullet (Sylvia), and @cursegoat (Ryan). Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome
#116: Nonstop Nut Nmarch (Doughnut)
March 28, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 147 MBThis week, we go down the rabbit hole for "Doughnut" holes. Which of these 'nuts is most delectable, and which one has some questionable toppings? Which of them is getting sold by Howie Bling, and which one has too much goop? Actually, I don't think I want to know. Some of these emoji are nasty. Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/doughnut/ Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @sylvibullet (Sylvia), and @cursegoat (Ryan). Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome
#115: Eye of the Chug Jug (Video Game)
March 18, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 161 MBPlay Minecraft to cook some raw fish, Because they smell really nasty. Kill some more before you get on their plate, So you don't get to feel the pain. And then you craft and mine and dig, To gain experience points ya. And then you strike to get row pork from pigs, It has no end but it's still the best game. It's the eye of the spider it's poison in one bite, oh look out, I'm an excellent fighter. The creepers and the zombies other mobs of the night, Spiders give you some string and the eye...
#114: Gargoyle Twink (Wind Face)
February 14, 2021 06:00 - 1 hour - 143 MBBrrr! It's cold out there! Come inside and warm up with the "Wind Face" emoji! Which of these windy Wendys is full of cold air, and which ones are blowing smoke? How many of them are ghosts, and which ones have been turned to stone? Stay tuned for a weather report, Boohbah hell, Jack Black Clap Trap, 'pussy' (vagina), the proboscis agenda, a Tumblr criminal's return, Italian deli vapes, and more! Please don't put us in a Pringles can. Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/wind-face/ iT...
#113: Felonious Shrink (Nerd Face)
February 01, 2021 06:00 - 59 minutes - 137 MBCan you blame us for going wild when this is essentially the Minion emoji? Stay tuned for Howie in trouble, South Park shipping, our Space Jam sequel theories, Gru CBT, Homestuck-based psychic damage, and more! Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/nerd-face/ iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7s2Opuato4BSrENjjfx650?si=M8EwMMt2...
#112: Small Meat Energy (Pinching Hand)
January 13, 2021 06:00 - 1 hour - 140 MBWelcome to 2021! We're a normal podcast for normal people in this very normal year. This week, we talk about the "Pinching Hand" emoji! Which of these fabulous fingers are truly pinching, and which ones are indicating meat of a less-than-average size? How many of them have undergone "the surgery," and which ones were in Dallas on November 22nd, 1963? Stay tuned for cheebians, Belushi Hunter Watch, psychic emoji channeling, and more! Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/pinching-hand/ ...
#111: Flat Fox Friday (Fox)
December 31, 2020 06:00 - 1 hour - 145 MBThe world's "most neurotypical podcast" returns with the "Fox" emoji! Which of these orange fellows is straight out of an anime, and which one makes the best fursuit? How many of these canids qualify as "smexy," and which ones have opinions on abortion? Stay tuned for Sephiroth, Animoji, the nitty gritty of furry design, Flat Fox Friday, nude Leatherface, flying sluts, Boss Baby gijinka, and more! Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/fox/ iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/em...
#110: Coffin Ball Torture (Coffin)
November 19, 2020 06:00 - 1 hour - 151 MBPlayStation 5? Xbox Series X? Forget that shit, and buy yourself a GameCrypt. Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/coffin/ iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7s2Opuato4BSrENjjfx650?si=M8EwMMt2TsaxPnbOPTpLhw Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @sylvisurfer (Sylvia), and @cursegoat (Ryan). Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojid...
#109: Dracula's Juul (Bat)
October 30, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 178 MBHalloween is upon us, and so is the "Bat" emoji! Which of these flying mammals will fly away with our favorite spot, and which one needs to put some pants on? How many of these creatures of the night are true goths, and which only shop at Hot Topic for the Funko POPs? Stay tuned for Hubie X Halloween, Lord of the Smoke Rings, Hogtown, Dracula's Juul, scorpion chat, horny-ass monsters, a focus on fursonas, our super-sized questions segment, and more! Put some wings on that bad boy. Follow al...
#108: Parody Satire (Candle)
October 10, 2020 05:00 - 56 minutes - 129 MBThis week, the car dealer and Iowan housewife who portray Ryan and Sylvia break character to express satirical statements, all of which fall under First Amendment protections. Then they talk about the "Candle" emoji! Which of these waxen works will be carried downstairs by Jim Carrey Scrooge, and which ones will be levitated by g-g-ghosts? Stay tuned for talking shit about gay TV, scent discussion, Emojidrome: Become Saw, The Candleman, hog candles, Mouth Dreams reviews, wax lips, and more! ...
#107: Big Into Sand Castles (Castle)
October 01, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 161 MBEmojidrome is back with the "Castle" emoji and some really, really bad conversation! We try to determine which of these stone shelters is cream of the crop, and which one belongs to a racist pizza baron. More importantly, Ryan says something and Sylvia gets mad at them. Teamwork makes the dream work. Stay tuned for talking shit about the N64, a glossary of castle terms, examining the hanky code, going to Vegas, "castlefication," Kremlinposting, The The Travis Scott, and more! We're usually s...
#106: Ninja Turtles Valor (Pizza)
September 13, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 142 MBReady for a snack? We're here with the "Pizza" emoji, so grab a slice! Which of these palatable pies makes a savory snack, and which one is straight-up nasty? Which one is food for turtles, and how many have that #drip? Stay tuned for pop punk assessments, Canadian cartoons, goobrain, X-Files weed, frankenpizza, Pizzlr, and more! Hold the sardines, please. Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/pizza/ iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2 Google Play:...
#105: Big Heckin' Milkers (Cow Face)
August 31, 2020 05:00 - 56 minutes - 130 MBThis week, Emojidrome welcomes cowpokes and city slickers alike with the "Cow Face" emoji! Which of these heckin' heifers shows up on your ice cream container, and which one is just a photo of a real-ass cow? Stay tuned for bridging humanity, milk analysis, femboy cows, Hulk Hogan's half hog, a bad Twitter chart, and more! We apologize to any werewolves with back problems. Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/cow-face/ iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id136123670...
#104: Fairy Guy Funny Moments (Fairy)
August 24, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 152 MBY'all seen those Robert Pattinson Batman pictures? They're good. Anyway, we talk about the "Fairy" emoji this week. Stay tuned for Neopet faerie assignments, classing things up with Shakespeare, Heaven's Gate's big hullabaloo, Spaghetti Warehouse, Da New Rules, "Emoji Party," the Funko Pop Bible, and more! Sorry for roasting these fairy clothes so much. Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/fairy/ iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2 Google Play: ht...
#103: Pump City (Lotion Bottle)
August 16, 2020 05:00 - 57 minutes - 133 MBGet ready to get moisturized with the "Lotion Bottle" emoji! Which of these containers contains a nice lotion, and which one has a more "personal" product? What's smelling sweet, and what smells like a Charles Dickens novel? Stay tuned for Jay Leno's Big Bad Bullshit Bulk Bodywash, prop comedy, our Sasquatch emoji pitch, gooping on ya grandma, jumping aboard the swole train, lotion4lotion personals, saying "slop" a lot, and more! Your quads and gains will never be the same. Follow along her...
#102: Hampsta Damps (Bear)
August 10, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 160 MBWe come out of hibernation for the "Bear" emoji! Which of these furry fellows is helping to prevent forest fires, and which one simply wants to picnic? Who among them is a travesty of science, and which one just really, really likes toilet paper? Stay tuned for the new Ninja Turtles, boot snootin', millennial Little Bear, stealing valor, Fatty Bear, the cosmic terror of Kirby, a LOT of Seth MacFarlane talk, and more! Does a podcast record in the woods? Actually I don't think that makes sense...
#101: Murder Spouses (Smiling Face with Sunglasses)
July 28, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 148 MB(Minor season 1 Hannibal spoilers from 2:50 to 6:35) Are you sunglassesy enough for the sunglasses club? We put on our shades and talk about the "Smiling Face with Sunglasses" emoji to find out! Which of these glasses guys picked up their shades from an Etsy listy, and which one spent too much money on luxury frames? Who among them is a genuinely cool cat, and which one is in too many Twitter DMs? Stay tuned for the first episode of Mads About You/Lecter Vectors/Tattlecrime the Podcast, cow...
#100: The Podcast Formerly Known As Emojidrome (Thinking Face)
July 04, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 149 MBIt's the big carrot and two eggs! Emojidrome hits 100 episodes, and we celebrate by finally taking on the "Thinking Face" emoji! Which of these thinkers is thinking of thoughts, and which is more focused on irony-poisoned names for snack products? Which ones have a scary face, and which ones look more like modern art? We go back to the International House of Podcasts to find out! Stay tuned for the ultimate resolution to JFK's murder, rebranding at 100, "Squinchin' It," Ryan's awful movie ha...
#99: Nightmare Revisited (Cut of Meat)
June 29, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 154 MBThis week, we beat our meat for 67 minutes straight. Stay tuned for scene hair, Austin Powers, the curse of Tim Burton, Tales of Symphonia's most iconic moment, "Sponge of Thrones," mid-level Mikkelsen thirst, our unique anime boyfriends, and more! Wait, what is this show about? Tales of Symphonia spoilers from ~29:02 to ~31:20, if that's something you wanna avoid. Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/cut-of-meat/ iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt...
#98: Put A Cork In It (Skunk)
June 21, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 142 MBSomething stinks, and it's probably one of these "Skunk" emoji! Which of these marvelous mustelids is fursona material, and which one will appear in the "Over The Hedge" sequel? Which one's got skunk junk in the skunk trunk, and which one is probably a toothpaste mascot? Why, pray tell, is everyone so horny for skunk furries? Stay tuned for Hannibal Fannibals, cork jokes, "Beef of the Week," Hank Green sponsorships, a couple of Snapes, Thumbskunk, soliciting emails, fully functioning anal sc...
#97: Proletarian Juggling (Person Juggling)
June 15, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 140 MBWe're back! Sylvia and Ryan tackle a Patreon request by playing ball with the "Person Juggling" emoji! Which of these jaunty jugglers is a lovable scamp, and which one is genuinely repulsive? How many of these ball-bearers are TikTok royalty, and which ones perform at the steampunk tavern? Stay tuned for the 1st Annual Improv Hullabaloo, Ryan's bad Doctor Who cosplay, juggling at the construction site, Sylvia's toilet-based The Last of Us II DLC, Juggalor, chap hop, and more! We will not apo...
Episode #97: Proletarian Juggling (Person Juggling)
June 15, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 140 MBWe're back! Sylvia and Ryan tackle a Patreon request by playing ball with the "Person Juggling" emoji! Which of these jaunty jugglers is a lovable scamp, and which one is genuinely repulsive? How many of these ball-bearers are TikTok royalty, and which ones perform at the steampunk tavern? Stay tuned for the 1st Annual Improv Hullabaloo, Ryan's bad Doctor Who cosplay, juggling at the construction site, Sylvia's toilet-based The Last of Us II DLC, Juggalor, chap hop, and more! We will not apo...
Hold This L #1: Lind L. Tailor
June 07, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 111 MBDo you like our podcast? Do you like Death Note? Then please enjoy the first episode of our Patreon podcast, "Hold This L!" Thank you, as always, for your support. From Patreon: Hey folks! As a heads up in the first episode of Death Note there's a scene that involves sexual assault. We try not to linger on the specifics, but the timestamps for discussion of that specific moment are 24:13 to 24:41 if you'd prefer to skip ahead! It's finally time to Hold This L! Sylvia and Ryan have watched...
#96: Christmas Themed Storage For Weed (Socks)
May 17, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 141 MBWe're keeping our feet warm in, uh, May, with the "Socks" emoji! Which of these footwear pairs is the coziest, and which is the most wild? How many belong to the Invisible Man, and how many belong to a clue-sleuthing dog? Have any of them been used for nefarious purposes? We find out! Stay tuned for Twilight soundtrack assessments, What Are You Wearing?, a mouse suit, Ryan's Blue's Clues reboot, glass weed socks, Leonard Nimoy impressions, and more! This episode IS dedicated to Fred Willard....
#95: Who Framed Gonzo? (Detective)
May 11, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 147 MBWho REALLY killed Kermit the Frog? Found out, along with our investigation of the "Detective" emoji! Which of these intrepid inspectors is a sleuth, and who's a spy? Which one is solving ant crimes, and who's simply magnifying feet pics? Stay tuned for the Kobe & Shaq of podcasting, Roger Rabbit fanfiction, Muppet murder, "Always Be Magnifyin'," jiggly detective ass, foot crimes, Carmen Sandiego, and more! No cops allowed. Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/detective/ iTunes: https:...
#94: Knoblobbers (Snail)
May 03, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 159 MBSettle down with some carrots, cucumbers, or eggshells and get ready for the "Snail" emoji! Which of these shelled specimens is best as a pet, and which one is a scrumptious side dish? How many of these snails live in the world of Hello Kitty, and how many will be tried for war crimes? Stay tuned for snail fursonas, extreme technical difficulties, Star Wars jokes, snail TF, a lot of Kingdom Hearts, initimate Pickle Rick tattoos, catboy snails, knoblobbers, and more! Please get us on the phon...
#93: Knife Ratings (Knife)
April 27, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 144 MBY'all heard of Cloud Strife? More like, Cloud Knife. Thanks. Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/kitchen-knife/ iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4 Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @sylvisurfer (Sylvia), and @sewerpeak (Ryan). Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome
#92: Asiago Face (Drooling Face)
April 18, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 147 MBIn honor of National Horny Day, Sylvia and Ryan take on the "Drooling Face" emoji! Which of these faces is savoring some food, and which one is a little more.....unscrupulous? You know what? Maybe I don't actually want to know. Stay tuned for quaranversaries, pecentage failures, emoji checks, Zuckerberg's spank bank, ahegao pronunciation, homosexual 5G radiation, Powerade poisoning, and more! I don't ever want to see this emoji again. Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/drooling-face/...
#91: Yaoi Scenario Test (Rabbit Face)
April 11, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 146 MBBunny Day is upon us, and so is the "Rabbit Face" emoji! Sylvia and Ryan tackle these bouncing buns to find out which one is our new holiday mascot. Which among them is bombarding our towns with farm products, and which one could be a new fursona? Who's hitting up the gym, and which one is actually a scrotum? Stay tuned for the seme uke quiz, yaoi chat, ballsack bunnies, Zootopia hot takes, Stabby Rabby, stinky eggs, Chuck E Cheese after hours, and more! We will not take responsibility for a...
#90: Sapiosexual Emojis (Brain)
April 04, 2020 05:00 - 55 minutes - 128 MBSylvia and Ryan continue their quests for brain cells in an inexplicably NSFW episode on the "Brain" emoji! Which of these pink pals is full of folds, and which one is marble smooth? Which one might actually be a cabbage, and which one is a horseshoe crab? Stay tuned for horny on main updates, the Spongebob haircut, Jokerposting, "the nude barber," Jimmy Neutron nightmares, emoji for sapiosexuals, and more! Please be careful listening to this one. Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/...
#89: The Emoji Movie
March 27, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 140 MBOur lovely Patrons asked for it, so here it is. This week, Sylvia and Ryan watch the "Battleship Potemkin" of our time: "The Emoji Movie!" Will they be able to discuss this truly terrible film, or has Tony Leondis finally fried their brains for good? Is there anything redeeming in this absolute shitshow, or is it really one of the worst movies to ever hit the screen? We find out! Stay tuned for freaks of nature, the emoji death penalty, product placement, and more! Please don't watch this mo...
#88: No Thoughts, Head Empty (Mushroom)
March 18, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 148 MBThere's one brain cell left in the Emojidrome studio, and Syliva and Ryan are competing to destroy it first. They also attempt to talk about the "Mushroom" emoji! Which of these fungi is a fun guy, and which toadstool takes the throne? I'm not sure we ever find out, and neither will you. Stay tuned for muddled billiards metaphors, "Balls of Fury," Ring Pops, Bowsette, furry cheeks, Marge Simpson, Caramelldansen, our horoscopes, and more! Don't @ us about Pickle Rick. [CW for drugs; about 24...
#87: Danimals Vibe (Sun With Face)
March 07, 2020 06:00 - 1 hour - 154 MBWelcome to the horrorshow! Sylvia and Ryan talk about the "Sun With Face" emoji, but the universe has other plans. Can the duo survive bad connections and deadly coughing fits to find out which of these suns shines the brightest? Probably not, since this episode is completely off the rails. Stayed tuned for #moonchat, Danimals mascots, ring toss games, "Kebby's Dream Garden," invoking Jack Frost and The Onceler, reclaiming "Baby Nut," Noo-Noo the vacuum, and more! I could've sworn we also ta...
#86: Cuhorny (Love Hotel)
February 15, 2020 06:00 - 1 hour - 140 MBIf you're looking for buildings with giant hearts and "H"s pasted to the front, the "Love Hotel" has you covered! Sylvia and Ryan cover what might be one of the most bizarre emoji ever in their Valentine's Day special - which of these is, uh, good? And which one is.....bad? How many of these amorous accomodations fall flat, and which ones give a real bang for your buck? Stay tuned for a history of the love hotel, "Paranormal Sextivity," a debate on horny Dragonball characters, "Love Emergenc...
#85: Home on the Range (Cowboy Hat Face)
February 09, 2020 06:00 - 1 hour - 61.7 MBYeehaw, folks! Sylvia and Ryan ride off into the sunset with the "Cowboy Hat Face" emoji! Which one of these dusty cowpokes can make a mean bowl of chili, and which one has the worst accent? How many of these hats are the real deal, and how many aren't hats at all? Stay tuned for cold weather, "Home on the Range," Lord Crunk, a chili debacle, nightmare YouTube content, "Zucking it," and more! It's a darn tootin' hoot! Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/cowboy-hat-face/ iTunes: https...
#84: Something For Everybody (Emoji 13.0 Prototypes)
February 01, 2020 06:00 - 1 hour - 90.8 MBIt's that special time of the year! Sylvia and Ryan hit the yellow carpet at Nebraska's Intercontinental Theater to discuss the new Emoji 13.0 prototypes! Our super-sized annual emoji review brings new surprises - how many of these are actually useful, and how many are just totally bizarre? Which emoji are meant for normal people, and which ones have already been stolen by perverts? Stay tuned for "Rent" opinions, fisting discussion, baby formula recipes, cookie dusters, Ben Franklin Vampire...
#83: Quimps & Squeams (Sweat Droplets)
January 25, 2020 06:00 - 1 hour - 68 MBHave you checked your plewd count today? If not, join us in discussing the "Sweat Droplets" emoji! Which of these damp dudes is good old water, and which one is more viscous? How many of these are liquid at all, and which might actually be crystals? Stay tuned for Swart Guy, the Earth's fruits, plewds, Titanic death statistics, "Purple Lamborghini," slangin' sweat, and more! Don't @ us about Harry Potter. Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/sweat-droplets/ iTunes: https://itunes.appl...
#82: Catholic Werewolf (Lying Face)
January 21, 2020 06:00 - 1 hour - 64.2 MBIt's time for another episode of The Colgate Power Hour! Is it? No, it isn't. That was a lie. I lied because we're doing the "Lying Face" emoji. This is an episode of Emojidrome. We talk about long noses, the three tenets of tooth care, Prankster's Paradise, covertible Toyotas, "Hotel Transylvania," "Life with Derek," deep "Doug" lore, and more! Is all that true? Yes, it is. Or is it? Either way, we'll shake your faith in the faith of paranormal creatures. Follow along here: https://emojipe...
#81: Scrunt (Otter)
January 15, 2020 06:00 - 1 hour - 58.9 MBWelcome to 2020! Andi and Ryan kick off the new decade with the "Otter" emoji! Which of these luxuriating Lutrinae will be our favorite emoji, and which one might be a beaver in disguise? Stay tuned for pinball, the "Ott-view," smooth Yoda, "Scrunt," our "Cats" thoughts, and more! George Lucas don't interact. Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/otter/ iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl...
#80: Snowmosapiens (Snowman)
December 23, 2019 06:00 - 1 hour - 58.2 MBHappy holidays! We continue winter with the "Snowman" emoji! Which of these frozen fellows belongs in a touching animated feature, and which one belongs in the worst thriller film of all time? Who's naughty, who's nice, and who's completely filled with murderous intent? Stay tuned for more Chuck E. Cheese beef, an audit of Ryan's phone, getting flustered over Hellboy, putting on ointment socks, flipping the iceberg, and more! There's SNOW podcast like it. Follow along here: https://emojiped...
#79: Weird Owl Yankovic (Owl)
December 07, 2019 06:00 - 58 minutes - 54.4 MBWhooooo's there? It's Emojidrome! This week, we battle another bird with the "Owl" emoji! Which of these hooting hotshots can turn their neck the farthest, and which is the least scary? Which birdbrain is part of an educational program, and which one is from another planet? Stay tuned for a Duolingo mini episode, podcast merch from a dream, Mothman getting laid, "The Imp," and more! Please don't look at us like these owls. Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/owl/ iTunes: https://itun...