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Educated Idiots Podcast

144 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 16 hours ago - ★★★★★ - 14 ratings

Two Middle Aged men with degrees in education and insights that make you question those degrees.

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Episodes

Episode 145: Meat Candy Mafia

July 16, 2024 00:00 - 42 minutes - 59.3 MB

"So would you say that Beau smokes meat?" What game we playing here?  Old People Strike Again You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots

Episode 144: I Hate Mimes

July 02, 2024 00:00 - 42 minutes - 59 MB

"If you guessed 144, then you might win...but this isn't a game show." Little River Band That'll Leave a Mark You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots

Episode 143: Compression Socks Gone Wild

June 25, 2024 00:00 - 50 minutes - 69.5 MB

"Dios mio. I like to interpret foreign languages how I want to." Free Willy Dan's Right You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots

Episode 142: Safe Bone

June 20, 2024 00:00 - 45 minutes - 63 MB

"Had to be 2004. Never been more sure of something in my life." Not Getting Jiggy New Career Opportunity Unlocked You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots

Episode 141: Father Justin

June 13, 2024 00:00 - 51 minutes - 71.6 MB

"Can't get enough of that cornhole." Barbie Girl Right to Remain Horny You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots

Episode 140: Fu-cur-ee

June 06, 2024 00:00 - 47 minutes - 65.3 MB

"Freckles for Life baby!" "Guzzling cupcakes like it is a p*rnhub event." Dan, is this you?  Is this job security?  You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots

Episode 139: When Your'e Fat It's Funny

May 23, 2024 00:00 - 53 minutes - 74.2 MB

"There's nothing quite like inciting a riot at a HS basketball game." The episode was far too long for articles, but here's a link to the Dine in or Carry Out from tonight's episode.  We're now on Podbean! You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots

Episode 138: Ball Golf

May 16, 2024 00:00 - 1 hour - 82.7 MB

"She cut my drinks down and the first time I had real apple juice I went cross-eyed." Reverse Engineered Breaking Bread You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots

Episode 137: The Hair Says Meth

May 01, 2024 00:00 - 44 minutes - 61.4 MB

"Scott, you can find us on a shocking amount of platforms...seriously." What's the problem?  Salem Might've Been On to Something You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots

Episode 136: No Diddy

April 25, 2024 00:00 - 48 minutes - 67.5 MB

"CicAdas. It has a hard A you twat." Name of the Game Sounds of Silence You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots

Episode 135: The OJ of South America

April 18, 2024 00:00 - 56 minutes - 77.9 MB

"Few people know my hatred of monkeys. They're not likeable." God damn you all to hell! Ghost Dad You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots

Episode 134: Looks Like 1992

April 11, 2024 00:00 - 1 hour - 85.5 MB

"He's being fed meth spaghetti."  Attached is the image of Dan from The Fridge. You're welcome.  Little Off the Top After the Booty You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots

Episode 133: Big Funbagamentals

April 04, 2024 00:00 - 48 minutes - 67.1 MB

"I create win-win situations. That's what I do."  Prepare the Erotic Sequel Tastes Like Chicken You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots

Episode 132: Special Ed Lane

March 28, 2024 00:00 - 48 minutes - 66.3 MB

"Riding down the road with your satchel of coins." Winning the Gold Is this why Trev Alberts left?  You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots

Episode 131: Yahmahopper

March 20, 2024 00:00 - 53 minutes - 73.9 MB

"You don't believe in fantasy things yet you believe in the Yahmahopper." Time to Make Some Friends Identifying as Safe You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots

Episode 130: Joe Rogaine

March 07, 2024 00:00 - 1 hour - 83.2 MB

"Watch Dateline. Get some ideas." Stick with the Glory Hole Nightmare Fuel You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots

Episode 129: Hot Garbage

February 29, 2024 00:00 - 52 minutes - 72.4 MB

"I'm writing myself out of every will tonight!" DJ 2 Go Indeed Better than Tinder You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots

Episode 128: Two Bears, One Beyonce

February 20, 2024 00:00 - 58 minutes - 81.1 MB

"Beyonce is beautiful...Did you not hear me the first twelve times?" Dan Said This Months Ago Meth Head Magic You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots

Episode 127: Better Than Brady

February 14, 2024 00:00 - 55 minutes - 76.7 MB

"He won the game without coaches or a defense. Greatest to ever have played." Dammit People This is Golf Gangsta's Paradise Indeed You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots

Episode 126: Yes, And?

February 08, 2024 00:00 - 57 minutes - 79.1 MB

"Can we leave the homosexual talk out of things for five minutes?" Divorce Works Worshipping a Rat You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots

Episode 125: McPissed

February 01, 2024 00:00 - 50 minutes - 69.6 MB

"You could've done real jokes, but you didn't do that, did you?" Smells Weird Moses, is that you?  You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots

Episode 124: Gator Nuggets

January 26, 2024 00:00 - 58 minutes - 80.2 MB

"The Court Documents said that." A man can't be a man in this world anymore. Dan's sorry for being a white, male in America and will spend the rest of his life apologizing for it. Also, worst jobs ever, damaging eardrums of those we love, and more apologies to Doug's father for the return of his potty mouth.    Grey Team  Sexas Florida Vacation You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and fol...

Episode 123: White Settlement Jail

January 12, 2024 00:00 - 1 hour - 83.4 MB

"Look Everybody, a butthole." Football coaches, a racial explanation, redneck swimmers, guaranteed that Dan has no idea what Tort Law is, and someone takes out a human being and thinks they are an animal.   Redneck Ocean King of Torts Was it a Woman?  You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots

Episode 122: Strife Across the Pond

January 04, 2024 00:00 - 58 minutes - 81 MB

"You can point out the hispanics. Show me the Jews." SNL Breakdowns, some sports talk, and Dan takes a rollercoaster of emotions that mostly end in anger.  Beyond Meat You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots

Episode 121: Episode 121 Invite God

December 15, 2023 00:00 - 1 hour - 87.6 MB

"He's not gonna stand for the white national anthem." Christian Cuckold What's Dan Gonna Say?  You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots

Episode 120: Episode 120 College Lasagna

December 07, 2023 00:00 - 1 hour - 83 MB

"Little guy, big joke." One Small Step for Man  Are we in there?  You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots

Episode 119: Episode 119: Is Garbage Man an IPERS Job?

November 30, 2023 00:00 - 52 minutes - 72.7 MB

"Their parents don't even know who Ozzy Osbourne is?" Two weeks in a dark abyss after Thanksgiving, MOA, and giving away Christmas decorations, the guy's return to lament the profession of education as a whole and the fear that the internet has created in all people...yet Dan continues to bask in the greasy haze that is the technicolor dreamland created by Al Gore.  You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at idiotseducate...

Episode 118: Dan Likes Ding Dongs

November 16, 2023 00:00 - 55 minutes - 76.3 MB

"I've said Chevron like 4 times." Too many stories and not enough time to read the typical stories. Hopefully the other stuff makes people laugh, but we also know the audience bandwidth for our humor.  You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots 

Episode 117: Episode 117 Worship Me! Worship Me!

November 09, 2023 00:00 - 47 minutes - 64.7 MB

"Wings and Pizza followed by Buck Cherry..." Mark of the Beast Shocker You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots 

Episode 116: Licking the Reese's

November 02, 2023 00:00 - 48 minutes - 66.7 MB

"Prime Time..." How Tall?  Have Kids They Said You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots 

Episode 115: I Hate People

October 19, 2023 00:00 - 53 minutes - 72.8 MB

"It can smell my beef cologne." TLC Warned Us Love is Dead You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots 

Episode 114: Call Sarah We're Getting Back Together

October 05, 2023 00:00 - 52 minutes - 71.7 MB

"How? I'm playing wolves and bunnies and they're out here banging for dollars." Career Change Quit or Kill  You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots 

Episode 113: T. Swift Knows Football

September 29, 2023 00:00 - 52 minutes - 71.6 MB

"I don't know if we can say that...can we?" Move Over Caitlin Isn't it Racist You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots 

Episode 112: Episode 112 The Favorite Daughter

September 21, 2023 00:00 - 55 minutes - 75.7 MB

"Stump Dan needs to become a thing." Pump Those Numbers Up Never Give Up You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots 

Episode 111: Kavorkian Had Some Good Ideas

September 14, 2023 00:00 - 54 minutes - 75 MB

"I wanna keep walking, but I'm not sure I can." Husker Rulz 4th Time is the Charm You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots 

Episode 110: As Bare As You Dare

September 07, 2023 00:00 - 47 minutes - 64.9 MB

"If she ain't 280, she ain't a lady." She Ain't a Lady Bad Naked You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots 

Episode 109: There's No We in Team

August 31, 2023 00:00 - 52 minutes - 72.7 MB

"I ask myself in these situations, what would Lyle Alzada do?" I want my baby back... WILSON! You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots 

Episode 108: All Races: Stickers

August 24, 2023 00:00 - 44 minutes - 61.1 MB

I like beans. I'm a beaner." Straightened Out Dennis Would Never Y ou can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots 

Episode 107: Small Town Showdown

August 10, 2023 00:00 - 50 minutes - 69.9 MB

"I will say whatever I want about whoever's body I want." Furry Time Justin Strikes Gold Y ou can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on Twitter @educationidiots 

Episode 106: Missionary Golf

August 03, 2023 00:00 - 51 minutes - 70.7 MB

"Plain. Vanilla. Just the way I like it." True Love Who Let the Dogs Out? Y ou can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on Twitter @educationidiots 

Episode 105: Episode 105 Time Thieves

July 27, 2023 00:00 - 52 minutes - 72.3 MB

"Why does Hoda make millions to say stupid stuff?" You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on Twitter @educationidiots 

Episode 104: Intentionally Terrible

July 20, 2023 00:00 - 48 minutes - 66.6 MB

"We kinda have a balls theme going." Go Nads You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on Twitter @educationidiots 

Episode 103: Go Nads

July 06, 2023 00:00 - 59 minutes - 81.6 MB

"The only thing missing is a sack joke." You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on Twitter @educationidiots 

Episode 102: Don't Touch My Knob

May 24, 2023 00:00 - 47 minutes - 65.4 MB

"I hate reading...I'm a teacher." You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on Twitter @educationidiots 

Episode 101: I'm Gonna Hit 6 Homeless People

April 19, 2023 00:00 - 51 minutes - 71.1 MB

"A Tuesday Night Treat" You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on Twitter @educationidiots Outside our area code: #1 -- Food Fight #2 -- What About Grimace? #3 -- Hide and Seek Provide your feedback if you want to be featured in the fridge.

Episode 100: Throwing Boards

April 13, 2023 00:00 - 52 minutes - 71.6 MB

"I'll double down on that and say that she wouldn't score a point." You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on Twitter @educationidiots Outside our area code: #1 -- You Don't Talk About It #2 -- Canceling Each Other Out #3 -- We Should Try This Provide your feedback if you want to be featured in the fridge.

Episode 99: Hey Maedge

April 06, 2023 00:00 - 44 minutes - 60.8 MB

"Summer's Eve Feminine Hygiene Products..." You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on Twitter @educationidiots  Outside our area code: #1 -- Dan Would #2 -- Birthday Flight Provide your feedback if you want to be featured in the fridge.

Episode 98: I Love My Balloons

March 23, 2023 00:00 - 43 minutes - 60.2 MB

"You can have a bad day and it doesn't mean you're depressed." You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on Twitter @educationidiots  Outside our area code: #1 -- Spirit Airlines #2 -- Wrap it Up Provide your feedback if you want to be featured in the fridge.

Episode 97: Episode 97 Nah I'm Good

March 09, 2023 00:00 - 50 minutes - 68.7 MB

"The shittiest Avengers ever assembled." You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on Twitter @educationidiots  Outside our area code: #1 -- Caring Husband #2 -- Food News Provide your feedback if you want to be featured in the fridge.

Episode 96: Episode 96

March 02, 2023 00:00 - 45 minutes - 62 MB

"The length of three doberman"  You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on Twitter @educationidiots  Outside our area code: #1 -- Doomsday Deception #2 -- Limp Ride Provide your feedback if you want to be featured in the fridge.