Dice Will Roll
275 episodes - English - Latest episode: 15 days ago - ★★★★★ - 68 ratingsWelcome to Dice Will Roll, the gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions, like... Is it cannibalism to eat a polymorphed chicken? Or is it morally okay to kiss a Goblin? What's the worst thing that could happen if we split the party? We're a group of four friends who team up every week to play Pathfinder and be hopelessly queer the whole way through! From getting 4 Nat 1's in a row, to standing up to the darkest forces of the multiverse- Dice Will Roll is here to Keep it Rollin'! Email: [email protected] Get extra loot on our Patreon!
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Episodes
Kingmaker Ep. 24: Battles & Brutes
June 28, 2019 19:00 - 1 hour - 102 MBA hero's job is to fight evil with your allies. A group of mercenaries duel against a dragon to steal its hoard. Explorers fight off hungry undead as they explore uncharted crypts. But when you're up against two dozen giant trolls with a hunger for destruction... m-maybe it's time for a bigger group to take them on? Our Kingmakers gather together to fight off the evil trolls of the wicked kingdom of Kongerike, who have invaded their land and captured the peaceful village of Fangberry! Only t...
Kingmaker Ep. 23: Cults & Cavalries
June 24, 2019 19:56 - 1 hour - 105 MBDo you ever see someone, and your heart just stops, and you know that this- this perfect being- this is what your whole life has been leading up to? All the pain, the anxiety, the stress of existing on this mortal plane, it was all worth it to meet this person? That's what it's like to look at a horse. Ecstatic over new inhabitants of the Barony of Kilcela and the treasures they bring with them, our adventurers are horse crazy- but not crazy crazy, you know? Better save that kind of insane f...
Kingmaker Ep. 22: Rage & Ruins
June 20, 2019 20:25 - 1 hour - 103 MBSibling rivalries suck! But there really is a difference between your sister stealing your shirt and your brother rising from the dead to slay you for not burying you with his legendary sword. What a jerk, right? Get over it! You don't even need the sword anymore! Why not allow some daring adventurers raid your tomb and keep it for themselves? Our heroes are here for the Sword of the Cairn, and they're not going to take no for an answer. It's a fight to the undeath deep inside this ancient g...
Kingmaker Ep. 21: Moms & Monsters
June 17, 2019 19:11 - 1 hour - 82.4 MBThere are several truths in this world. When something goes up, it must come down. Everything that has a beginning also has an end. When your mom says she wants to do something, you must do so. Well, okay, the last one isn't necessarily universally applicable, but in the case of one of our dear heroes, it certainly is! Challenged with bringing the mother of our Half-Orc fighter out into the wilds to enter a tomb and steal an ancient, legendary sword from the clutches of an undead menace, our ...
Kingmaker Ep. 20: Worgs & Warrents
June 13, 2019 21:00 - 1 hour - 110 MBHuff! Puff! Howl-Of-The-North-Wind, a monstrous talking wolf, has come to the kingdom of Kilcela, and he's lured its leaders into a trap! And if that weren't bad enough, he's apparently in kahoots with the evil Troll King from the South? But fear not- once our heroes slay this fearsome worg and his cronies, surely everything will return to normal, right? Maybe we can relax, rule the kingdom in peace, even pass a few laws. Maybe I could catch up with that book I've been meaning to read. And m...
Kingmaker Ep. 19: Howls & Heroes
June 10, 2019 19:10 - 1 hour - 107 MBDaring quests. Heroic journeys. Brave adventures. All of these are great and all, but... on top of ruling your own kingdom, it can get kind of draining to keep doing all those things. Sometimes, you just need to relax! Whether it's going out visiting fancy shops or going for a drink and meeting up with old friends, there's tonnes of ways to chill between adventures. But as rumours swirl of dangerous beasts in the hinterlands of your nation, and certain unscrupulous individuals pin your adven...
Kingmaker Ep. 18: Reptiles & Revenge
June 03, 2019 19:26 - 1 hour - 86.4 MBFor those in the adventuring business, there's two cardinal rules- don't split the party, and don't let your most powerful foes get away. But you know, mistakes can get made! So what if you accidentally let both happen at once? Quite a lot, apparently. On a mission to save a child from a tribe of lizardfolk, our heroes split up to get the job done, only for one half to end up on his own guarded by ochre jellies and the other half confronting an old foe back at his own tricks and a monstrous l...
Kingmaker Ep. 17: Swamps & Spirits
May 27, 2019 19:00 - 1 hour - 89.2 MBOne of the best things about ruling a kingdom is watching it bloom. Farms, towns, cities all rising up from nothing- pretty neat! But with every kingdom comes myths and legends, and when one myth seemingly comes true and startles the locals by snatching someone away... well, that's all sorts of spooky! Our valiant heroes must push into the swampy banks of the Tuskwater Lake in search of a mysterious hag who's stolen a child away- but are things as cut and dry as they seem? One way or another...
Kingmaker Ep. 16: Farms & Faerie Dragons
May 20, 2019 19:51 - 1 hour - 86 MBWhen you're ruling your own kingdom, you need to keep an ear to the ground and listen to what the people have to say. For some kings, that means you must slay the dragon which plagues their village. Some queens must wage war against fiendish demons which stalk the night, hunting the citizens of their towns. But sometimes, a ruler is asked to deal with the strange spontaneous outbreak of pranks and goofs which their local farmlands are suffering from. Wanna bet which one our party is facing? ...
Kingmaker Ep. 15: Waltzes & Wickedness
May 13, 2019 19:57 - 1 hour - 92.4 MBIn the dark, dark forest, there is a dark, dark castle- and a formidable foe who lives at the top tier of its tower! The fabled Green Lady is said to lurk among the ancient ruins of this Elven keep, spinning a web of mysterious plots and killing unicorns and stuff. But... wait, are we sure it's her? If the legendary fey hunted by our heroes is really here, would she truly have only left like, two or three traps? Surely she could have invested in some better security than a plantman and a qui...
Kingmaker Ep. 14: Quests & Quicklings
May 06, 2019 19:01 - 1 hour - 87.7 MBDeep in the woods, our heroes are solving problems, completing tasks and finishing quests upon quests upon quests- as adventurers are supposed to! But as they make their way deeper into the Narlmarches and discover an ancient ruin from a long forgotten era, they of course drop everything to explore it. But... is everything as it seems? Why are millennia-old traps still working? What's with the movement they see out of the corners of their eyes as they investigate? And why is the name of a sw...
Kingmaker Ep. 13: Trees & Travellers
April 29, 2019 19:00 - 1 hour - 85.5 MBStrange things are said to lurk in the woods... monsters, ruins... but more importantly, quests, and lots of them. Maybe that's why our heroes are finding themselves going deeper and deeper into the wild woods of the Narlmarches- on the hunt for adventure, they find more than they bargained for- more adventure! And if THAT wasn't enough, THAT adventure leads to more adventure! It's like a domino line of quests, or something! Are our heroes really going to go through all this trouble? They ha...
Kingmaker Ep. 12: Kobolds & Kingdoms
April 22, 2019 19:03 - 1 hour - 90.8 MBOne year has passed since the defeat of the villainous Bandit King, the Stag Lord, and in that time our heroes have raised their own barony from the brambles to rule. Towns, farms, mines- the Kingmakers are making their mark on history with their own Kingdom: Kilcela. But when strange rumours about territory they intended to annex starts to surface, the Baron, the High Priestess and the Royal Enforcer must investigate- and come face to face with a dangerous foe with a rotten personality and ...
Kingmaker Ep. 11: Stags & Skulls
April 15, 2019 20:01 - 3 hours - 167 MBOur fledgling heroes face their toughest challenge yet. Behind enemy lines, deep in the fortress of the brutal bandit king known as The Stag Lord, Alden, Ichor and Kaska must think fast if they want to save the wild Stolen Lands from a crusade of criminals destroying everything in their path. And if that wasn't already bad enough, they've been separated from their trusted animal companion who now runs the risk of being discovered by the Stag Lord himself. And did we even mention the fact tha...
Kingmaker Ep. 10: Twists & Thickets
April 08, 2019 20:04 - 1 hour - 101 MBIn the wild world of Golarion, heroes have many callings. Some go crusading against demons which pour into the world through cracks in the fabric of reality. Others fight for freedom, liberating their cities from the oppressive rule of diabolic empires. But here in the Stolen Lands? They go berry picking to help out cool old guys, apparently! After hunting monsters, making maps and duelling bandits, our adventurers take it easy and do some calm chores like gathering rare Fangberries for alch...
Kingmaker Ep. 9: Wyrms & Wanderers
April 01, 2019 20:51 - 1 hour - 90.2 MBAfter days of searching through the craggy forests of the Narlmarches, our heroes have finally hunted down their quarry: Tatzylwyrms! Fighting the snake-like dragons at a ford deep in the woods, the party quickly realizes that the poisonous gasps of the Tatzylwyrms are more than enough to be a credible threat to our heroes- why were they on this quest again? Wait, because someone wants to use their heads for interior design? No offence, but is that really worth almost dying over? If I'm goin...
Kingmaker Ep. 8: Fables & Fey
March 25, 2019 21:00 - 1 hour - 109 MBOur explorers of the Stolen Lands are on the hunt: they're looking for the monstrous Tatzylwyrm, a snake-like dragon which is rumoured to lurk along the rivers of the Greenbelt! However, as per usual, stuff gets in the way- some tricksters toy with them, they tell each other their pasts, and become closer as friends! But can the power of friendship prepare them for the ghastly discovery that waits in the clearing..? Who's to say? Maybe it will, maybe it won't! It all depends on how the dice ...
Kingmaker Ep. 7: Ales & Adventurers
March 18, 2019 21:00 - 1 hour - 94.5 MBSo, a druid, a fighter and a bard walk into a temple, right? And there's a massive bear, yeah? Except it doesn't seem to really be a bear, and it's like, half covered in moss, and is maybe kinda some sort of monster? And then the barkeeper says "Why the long face!" Ha! Regardless, our heroes continue their quests, and get a healthy dose of new quests too, along with some new friends, some new coin, and a lot of booze! Hookups get made. Livers get destroyed. Kingdoms get promised. All this a...
Kingmaker Ep. 6: Boggards & Beasts
March 11, 2019 21:25 - 1 hour - 88 MBArmed with new knowledge of their foes that make them look even more inept than before, our valiant travellers bide their time and venture into the woods in search of a secret lost temple, forgotten through the ages. However, as they make their way through the forests of the Greenbelt, they realize something: the wilderness is a lot wilder than previously anticipated! Uh-oh! Animals get soothed. Druids fall into pits. Fighters experience Catholic Guilt. All this and more in this episode o...
Kingmaker Ep. 5: Thieves & Tales
March 04, 2019 21:00 - 1 hour - 81.5 MBOur daring adventurers continue their exploration of the Stolen Lands, their goals shaken after the revelation that there's more to their little brigand busting journey than originally imagined. Putting off their initial plan, they try do a few decidedly less deadly quests while exploring the wilds, only to happen across a few unlikely sources that let them discover more about not only the bandit problem, but the problem bandit himself- the villainous Stag Lord. Jeez, that gave me goosebump...
Kingmaker Ep. 4: Castles & Companions
February 25, 2019 21:00 - 1 hour - 125 MBAfter a busy day adventuring, our heroes of the wilds get ready to continue their quest, but come upon a few minor roadblocks which cause them to reconsider their plan of action. And by a few, I mean a single one. And by minor, I mean super major. And by reconsider their plan of action, I mean realize this whole bandit-slaying thing just got a million times more deadly. For our heroes, I mean. Dreams get discussed. Warnings get given. Companions get introduced. All this and more in this ep...
Kingmaker Ep. 4: Castles & Comrades
February 25, 2019 21:00 - 1 hour - 85 MBAfter a busy day adventuring, our heroes of the wilds get ready to continue their quest, but come upon a few minor roadblocks which cause them to reconsider their plan of action. And by a few, I mean a single one. And by minor, I mean super major. And by reconsider their plan of action, I mean realize this whole bandit-slaying thing just got a million times more deadly. For our heroes, I mean. Dreams get discussed. Warnings get given. Companions get introduced. All this and more in this ep...
Kingmaker Ep. 3: Mites & Mayhem
February 18, 2019 21:03 - 1 hour - 154 MBDeep beneath a haggard old tree, our group of explorers, adventurers and a wolf have found an unlikely friend, and have promised to help him take back what's been stolen from his clan. But things aren't always what they seem, and sometimes, you just gotta fight your way through waves of bugs and other icky creatures before you can continue on your mission to go kick some bandit ass. That's how the saying goes, right? Kobolds go cower. Vermin get sliced. Idols get dethroned. All this and mor...
Kingmaker Ep. 2: Caverns & Creeps
February 11, 2019 21:00 - 1 hour - 148 MBOur heroes, Alden Felstad the Half-Orc Fighter, Ichor Eteocles the Human Bard and Kaska Tanavin the Half-Elf Druid (and Issorar the wolf!) start their journey through the Stolen Lands in search of some evil-doers they're hoping to tangle with. However, turns out finding where they went is a little harder than they expected in an uncharted wilderness! Skeletons get investigated. Caves get discovered. Monsters get slain. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfin...
Kingmaker Ep. 1: Brambles & Bandits
February 04, 2019 21:57 - 1 hour - 135 MBEnter the Stolen Lands; an untamed wilderness thriving with brigands, beasts and worse. In desperate need of heroes, a call to adventure was put out- unfortunately, no heroes were available to respond, so we just settled for a handful of gay dorks. Join Dice Will Roll in their new campaign, a conversion of the iconic Kingmaker Adventure Path to Pathfinder 2nd Edition for an irreverent journey through modern TTRPG, with adventures spanning from rolling 4 Nat 1's in a row to standing up to th...