Dice Will Roll
275 episodes - English - Latest episode: 15 days ago - ★★★★★ - 68 ratingsWelcome to Dice Will Roll, the gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions, like... Is it cannibalism to eat a polymorphed chicken? Or is it morally okay to kiss a Goblin? What's the worst thing that could happen if we split the party? We're a group of four friends who team up every week to play Pathfinder and be hopelessly queer the whole way through! From getting 4 Nat 1's in a row, to standing up to the darkest forces of the multiverse- Dice Will Roll is here to Keep it Rollin'! Email: [email protected] Get extra loot on our Patreon!
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Kingmaker Ep. 71: Dragons & Doomsdays
April 20, 2020 21:31 - 2 hours - 124 MBThere comes a time in every adventurer's life that they must take their sword and live out the fantasy of every legendary hero... slay a dragon! And while all this is well and good... isn't the task before the Kingmakers today a little much? After getting a distress call from the Nomen Centaurs of Varnhold, the Kingmakers must travel to the other side of the country to face down a mighty foe. But are they prepared for their true quest today? Can our heroes overcome this mythic challenge and ...
Kingmaker Ep. 70: Gardens & Goblins
April 15, 2020 17:56 - 2 hours - 118 MBBoom! Boom! The Season of the Bloom is starting to draw close to the end, and our heroes have finally awoken their most powerful weapon yet. Nothing can stop the Kingmakers now! But the fight is far from over yet; as much research as they do to try to prepare, there's little they can do but wait as the final Blooms begin to grow. And when a mysterious door appears in the middle of the royal library... well, there's not much else you can do but follow it, and see where it goes, is there? Gra...
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Kingmaker Ep. 69: Hulks & Horrors
April 06, 2020 19:32 - 2 hours - 122 MBAn adventuring party is only as good as their recurring villain, sure... but what do you do when a villain just won't stay dead? The Kingmakers delve more into the story of Count Ranalc, the banished Fey Lord, and run into a nasty dead end... an old foe who just won't take a hint. Who is Mikos the Unkillable? Why won't fire or acid kill him, like a regular troll? Why has he been meddling in the plans of the Kingmakers for so long? Who is his mysterious mother? And, perhaps the question that'...
Kingmaker Ep. 68: Mires & Mysteries
March 30, 2020 19:01 - 1 hour - 104 MBPlease, can we have just one day to relax? The Season of Bloom marches forward, bringing with it new weirdness that alters reality as we know it. Fresh out of the Frozen Bloom, our heroes have a few questions they want to ask- who is the mysterious Fae Count they've found stories of, and what does he have to do with the wicked Dryad Queen, the Green Lady? Hopefully there won't be any wacky adventures to distract them in their quest to- hold on, I've just been handed a card. Um... yeah, okay....
Kingmaker Ep. 67: Graves & Goliaths
March 23, 2020 21:12 - 2 hours - 114 MBIf knowing is half the battle, then how come nerds have so much trouble beating barbarians, huh? Our heroes realise there's much more to their fey-world foes than they'd anticipated, and with a trusty book in hand in the form of Zuddiger's Picnic, they head to their local library to do some research. As they learn more about their opponents, new mysteries uncover themselves- who's this mysterious count we're reading about? What has he got to do with the Green Lady? And more pressingly... wha...
Kingmaker Ep. 66: Ravens & Requiems
March 16, 2020 20:16 - 2 hours - 117 MBOh, thank goodness, it was all merely a dream! And everyone knows dreams are never, ever, ever significant! The city of St. Gilmorg is beset upon by fiendish nightmares that seem somehow all too real, and our heroes smell a rat. Something must be behind these dreams... but the question is what? Or, maybe a better question is how do we stop it? Oh, actually, it'd probably be an even better question to figure out how it's even able to do this in the first place... gah! There's just way too man...
Kingmaker Ep. 65: Wails & Wild Hunts
March 09, 2020 22:54 - 2 hours - 114 MBSometimes, there's no stranger sound than silence. When you're waiting for the inevitable- in this case, the appearance of a reality-shifting Bloom that threatens to batter down the walls between reality and the realm of the fey- silence like that can be horrible to live with! Thankfully, though, we've found a stranger sound than silence. Tonnes of babies, crying in the woods. Yeah, you read that right. Like, an army of screaming babies in the woods. What's going on there? Who knows! But it ...
Kingmaker Ep. 64: Briars & Blooms
March 02, 2020 20:05 - 2 hours - 118 MBOnce upon a time, there was a little girl who was also a sword. The Kingmakers have come home triumphant from the War of the River Kings, but they have no time to rest- they've been informed that the Wicked Fey Queen, Nyrissa, is moving to steal their kingdom from time itself! Under the threat of the mysterious Season of Bloom and armed with a mythical weapon to guide them, our heroes must band together now more than ever in order to protect the Kingdom of Kilcela from not only bandits or be...
Kingmaker Ep. 63: Swords & Steam
February 24, 2020 19:57 - 2 hours - 114 MBProgress Marches On! The Kingmakers find themselves finally face to face with King Castruccio Irovetti, Lord of Pitax and Longtime Rival of the Kingmakers. With an immense, Steam-Powered Clockwork Serpent, weapons and tools salvaged from a crashed ship from beyond the stars, and treachorous magic beyond our hero's wildest imaginations, the Clockwork King will not go down without a fight. But each of our heroes has a stake in the game- and none of them are the kind to give up either. It's t...
Kingmaker Ep. 62: Fiends & Furnaces
February 17, 2020 19:17 - 1 hour - 101 MBThrow some coal on the fire! The Kingmakers find themselves reunited with some old friends, but the danger isn't over yet. Before they can escape the Cruel Clockwork Castle and end the War of the River Kings once and for all, they must put out the flames in the heart of the beast and grind the steam-powered engines to a halt- but they will not find it unguarded! All of this is pretty cool, but.... man, it's sooty down here! Is breathing in all this coal dust healthy for you? I mean, I know t...
Kingmaker Ep. 61: Oni & Oozes
February 10, 2020 19:57 - 1 hour - 86.7 MBWelcome to the world of tomorrow! Our daring heroes find themselves in the Clockwork Castle in search of friends, foes and answers. Where did you put our companions? How do we shut off this machine? And what's the deal with all these doors?! Seriously, there's got to be a couple of hundred of them! But before we can find any concrete ends to these mysteries, they've a few obstacles to overcome- namely, a squad of big, mean robots and an even bigger, meaner Oni General. Hold onto your butts- ...
Kingmaker Ep. 60: Clockwork & Conquerors
February 03, 2020 20:40 - 1 hour - 91.4 MBTo battle! The Army of Kilcela has garnered some powerful allies throughout the Glennebon Uplands, from old foes to towering giants. But now that they've garnered enough strength, they're finally ready to take on the might of the Clockwork Regiment of Pitax. As our heroes get ready to lead their forces against their mechanical opponents, they can look forward to a fair fight. Right? No tricks, no underhand tactics- just something nice and straightforward, right? Of course, it's never that ea...
Kingmaker Ep. 59: Lords & Linnorms
January 27, 2020 19:59 - 1 hour - 108 MBQuests. Every adventure needs them. They're a critical part to the life of a hero, be they a mission from a high priest to seek out an ancient relic, a treaty to seek out a bandit king, or... wait, am I reading this right? A cry for help to slay an evil monster from a particularly depressed mammoth? On their journey to seek out allies who can help them go to battle against the Clockwork Regiment, the Kingmakers traverse the Glennabon Uplands on a particularly unusual mission. Can our brave h...
Kingmaker Ep. 58: Forests & Ferocity
January 20, 2020 19:30 - 1 hour - 106 MBInto the belly of the beast we go! The Kingmakers continue to wage war against the Clockwork Kingdom of Pitax, and in order to overwhelm their mechanical foes and their twisted king, they must undermine his allies. And to do that, they've travelled deep into the cursed woods of the Thousandvoices Forest to find themselves in the Hungerdark Caverns, facing off against Minognos-Ushad, the Wyvern Queen. Only one problem... she's like, a lot scarier than we originally anticipated?! She's like, 3...
Kingmaker Ep. 57: Destiny & Dragonslayers
January 13, 2020 20:11 - 2 hours - 112 MBOh, your magic world might be full of ancient prophecies and legends of days to come, but that's not how we do it here on Golarion! Here prophecies are RARE and usually BOGUS, and may or may not be the result of ancient wizards messing with things they don't understand! Our heroes find themselves with an audience with an ally who's quite literally the stuff of legends- and find out they've got some legendary duties themselves! And what's a good legend to do? Why, go kill some dragons, of cou...
Kingmaker Ep. 56: Myths & Monasteries
January 06, 2020 20:23 - 2 hours - 125 MBTo arms! The Kingmakers have won their first major victory in the War of the River Kings, having saved the little town of Littletown from the maws of the wyverns. The battle may be won, but the war is far from over, and now they must hunt down their sinister spawnmother and prevent it from happening again! But are things as simple as they seem? Will both sides of the war play fair, and allow the victor to come down to whoever fights truest? Or will Pitax cheat at this too, just like they do ...
Kingmaker Ep. 55: Wizards & Wyverns
December 30, 2019 19:39 - 1 hour - 105 MBOf course, you realize, this means war! Betrayed by the Bandit Kingdom of Pitax, the Kingmakers find themselves back in St. Gilmorg, only to find it overrun by clockwork soldiers hellbent on reducing the city to rubble! With wyverns circling in the sky above and trolls on the horizon, it quickly becomes apparent to our heroes they have two options: take up arms and lead the Kingdom of Kilcela to victory against the heinous Pitaxian Hordes, or like, give up and die, I guess. And knowing the K...
Kingmaker Holiday Special: Fair Folk & Festivities
December 23, 2019 19:07 - 1 hour - 102 MBHo Ho Ho! During the bleak winter nights of the end of the year , the Fey of the Kingdom of Kilcela bring all the good little girls and boys gifts as a sign of good-will and peace. But lo and behold, this year, the unthinkable has happened- and a gift has gone missing! In this very special episode of Dice Will Roll, our heroes, a trio of fey adventurers, must find out what happened to the missing present, solve a murder, and save the Generic Winter Holiday! But watch out... who knows when the...
Kingmaker Ep. 54: Secrets & Scepters
December 16, 2019 21:58 - 2 hours - 126 MBWhen the going gets tough, the party puts their hands on their hips and expresses total disbelief at how garbage the situation is, before sighing in resignation and doing it anyway. After the Kingmaker's top athlete is poisoned by a rival nation in an effort to sabotage their victory streak in the Rushlight Tournament, Improvisations have to be made, and the only other jouster even close to her level is the King himself! Faced with mounting challenges, both athletic and personal, the Kingmak...
Kingmaker Ep. 53: Archery & Axes
December 10, 2019 16:44 - 2 hours - 112 MBOn your marks! The Rushlight Tournament swings into action, and so too must our heroes! Taking the place of athletes to win the mighty Rod of Lordly Might for Kilcela, the Kingmakers find themselves pitted against the best and brightest of the River Kingdoms' Sportsmen. From ripped barbarian archers to petite lumberjack sorcerers, this sports showcase is more than a little out of the ordinary. But while all is fair in love and war, it might not be in sports! Can our heroes overcome the trick...
Kingmaker Ep. 52: Brewers & Bookstores
December 02, 2019 20:32 - 2 hours - 128 MBSports Festival Arc! Every good adventure should have one! But when you're invited there by a pompous King with a potential vendetta against your own and your list of events gets "lost in the mail"... are you really here to just play some sports? The Kingmakers find themselves caught in the flow of the Rushlight Festival without the right athletes, and must improvise to make sure the show can go on! Will our heroes rise to the occasion and become stars of the event? Or will they make fools o...
Kingmaker Ep. 51: Thrones & Tournaments
November 25, 2019 20:45 - 2 hours - 128 MBAre we going to need a vacation from this vacation? It's been a long year for the Kingmakers since the defeat of the reborn Barbarian King, and Kilcela has grown to embrace the status of a true River Kingdom. So much so, that the neighbours are starting to take note of them! An invitation from their rival nation of Pitax brings them to the Rushlight Festival, a fair of fantasies that showcases the best and brightest of the River Kingdoms! But between a citystate of spies, a domain of deposed...
Kingmaker Ep. 50: Weapons & Warlords
November 18, 2019 21:30 - 2 hours - 156 MBWhat does it mean to be a hero? To some, it might be to do good for your people, no matter what. To others, it's an insatiable hunt for glory. It could very well come to be that two heroes might find themselves in direct opposition with one another... one to protect all that is pure, the other to conquer it. Funnily enough, you'll never guess what this episode is about! The spirit of Armag the Barbarian King lies within his wicked supersword, Ovinrbaane, the enemy of enemies, and the Twicebo...
Kingmaker Ep. 49: Golems & Glory
November 11, 2019 19:04 - 2 hours - 115 MBYou might think you're tough. You might have slain monsters, saved villages and kicked butt. But you didn't do it in the Tomb of Trials, and the Tomb Master didn't see it, so it didn't count! Now PROVE yourself! The Kingmakers travel through the Tomb of Armag in pursuit of the Reincarnated Barbarian King, but they are not alone. A haunting voice echoes through the misty passages of the crypt, guiding them through terrible trials to prove themselves worthy of their place in this mausoleum of ...
Kingmaker Ep. 48: Hexes & Hordes
November 04, 2019 19:19 - 1 hour - 103 MBThe enemy of my enemy is my friend. And certainly, when you're facing off against tens of hundreds of brutal barbarians guarding the entrance to the final resting place of the Stolen Lands most dangerous superweapon, it's very useful to have friends! But... are we really allying with THOSE guys?! The Duchy of Kilcela wades into battle against the Barbarian Hordes of the Havzhi Khal alongside the Kingdom of Pitax(?!) in an effort to catch the reincarnated Barbarian King and stop him from gett...
Kingmaker Ep. 47: Slashers & Serenades
October 28, 2019 18:15 - 2 hours - 117 MBIn the life of an adventurer, there's never really a chance to catch your breath, is there? After being tossed off a cliff by a vicious Barbarian Warlord, the Kingmakers decide to regroup and return to St. Gilmorg and plan out their next move. But any hopes of relaxation and recuperation is dashed when rumours swirl of the sinister Rainwater Razor's latest murder, forcing our heroes into investigation. Who is this deadly serial slayer and what are they doing on the streets of Kilcela? One w...
Kingmaker Ep. 46: Barghests & Broadswords
October 21, 2019 18:28 - 1 hour - 103 MBMany a tale begins with the sight of an enchanting maiden bathing beneath a waterfall under the moonlight. Now, take that, and imagine that instead of a beautiful young lady it's actually a huge beefcake of a guy, and also, there's goblin-wolf-dog-thing creeping up on you, and you don't know what's going on but you guess you're here for the ride?? If you're picturing it so far, then you've got a pretty good idea of what kind of episode this one's gonna be, folks. No time to think- it's a ba...
Kingmaker Ep. 45: Barons & Babblings
October 14, 2019 19:10 - 2 hours - 129 MBSTORM THE CASTLE! The battle cry of so many brave heroes who're ready to die for a cause. Or, like in our case, the panicked yells of a group of adventurers who aren't quite as sneaky as they thought they were coming up with a Plan B on the spot. The Kingmakers are taking out the crooked leaders of Fort Drelev and freeing its people- but to do so, they need to take out the man behind it all, the Mad Baron Drelev! Bent on taking out the Kingmakers and conquering the Duchy of Kilcela for himse...
Kingmaker Ep. 44: Hags & Half-Bloods
October 07, 2019 18:58 - 2 hours - 115 MBWe've all dealt with pests in the basement before. Possums. Raccoons. Your greasy son who just won't stop playing video games and get a job. But Hags?! That's a different story altogether! The Kingmakers face off against a coven of Annis Hags and their wicked leader, Betty Rustfingers, in the cellar beneath the Drelev Keep. But who else resides in this castle of creeps? Giants? Guards? Cruel, calculating summoners with a disdain for life in favour of his studies? Or perhaps an old friend who...
Kingmaker Ep. 43: Puddings & Passageways
September 30, 2019 18:52 - 1 hour - 110 MBA leader's duty is to serve their people, but in their greed, so many kings believe that their people are there to serve them instead. When that happens, it's time to revolt! The time to topple the Mad Baron of Fort Drelev is drawing near, and the Kingmakers must infiltrate his keep to depose him and the crooked nobility he lavishes with instead of saving his barony from the vicious barbarians that overrun it. But, uh... how do we get in? There's like, guards and stuff. We didn't exactly com...
Kingmaker Ep. 42: Grottoes & Guises
September 23, 2019 18:55 - 1 hour - 108 MBBeing an adventurer is easy! When you have a problem, just swing your sword at it until it dies. For example, say you're in a swampy cave, and a horrible tortoise creature rises from the depths and tries eat you. What do you do? Slash it with your sword! Simple stuff! But what about more complex problems, like sneaking into a barbarian infested town where everyone is looking to kill you? Swords won't fix that. Unless..? Now, I'm not saying that it's the PERFECT solution to infiltrating the M...
Kingmaker Ep. 42: Grottoes & Guises
September 23, 2019 18:55 - 1 hour - 108 MBBeing an adventurer is easy! When you have a problem, just swing your sword at it until it dies. For example, say you're in a swampy cave, and a horrible tortoise creature rises from the depths and tries eat you. What do you do? Slash it with your sword! Simple stuff! But what about more complex problems, like sneaking into a barbarian infested town where everyone is looking to kill you? Swords won't fix that. Unless..? Now, I'm not saying that it's the PERFECT solution to infiltrating the M...
Kingmaker Ep. 41: Serpents & Storytellers
September 16, 2019 20:21 - 2 hours - 116 MBThe best way to make friends with someone is to do something that they'll like. Usually that means offering to listen to someone's interests, maybe buy them a nice cake or something- but in the case of the Cruel, Swamp-Dwelling Goggard worshipers of a demon goddess, it's not so easy! Our heroes find themselves fighting off the cruel naga which had bewitched the priest-king of the Boggards in order to gain their favour and bring peace to the marshes- but honestly, can we just settle for knitt...
Kingmaker Ep. 40: Fumbles & Frogfolk
September 09, 2019 18:00 - 1 hour - 91.3 MBA mission of intrigue requires everything to go right. It takes skills, guts, and stealth to get in and out without being spotted. Or, alternatively, you could be infiltrating the caves of some grossly incompetent Boggards who have no real idea what they're doing. The Kingmakers wish for an audience with the Demon-worshipping Priest King Sopoko, and they don't want a fight- but unfortunately for them, the Boggards of the swamp village of M'Bottu certainly do, and their surprisingly vicious f...
Kingmaker Ep. 39: Bog Mummies & Bullywugs
September 03, 2019 19:42 - 1 hour - 98.2 MBCulture Shock! Whenever you visit a new place, you're bound to find a few customs you're unused to. But what's with everyone here in the swamp trying to drown us to please their assorted gods? Our heroes venture deeper into the murky Hooktongue Sloughs to investigate a barony conquered by barbarians and a clan of frogfolk that have been attacking travelers on the roads to their kingdom. But first, they must overcome some of the hazards of the marshes- such as a trio of hideous bog mummy cler...
Kingmaker Ep. 38: Marshes & Marauders
August 26, 2019 18:00 - 2 hours - 120 MBYou know how the traditional saying goes- when someone sends an invasion force to conquer a small town on the border of our kingdom, we need to find out who's behind it, why they did it and how to stop them from doing it again. What, nobody says that? Well, they should! The Kingmakers are saddling up for an expedition into the Hooktongue Slough to investigate a mad baron, an undying barbarian and a clan of boggards so that they can defend the Duchy of Kilcela from further attack. With escort...
Kingmaker Ep. 37: Rivers & Raiders
August 19, 2019 21:05 - 2 hours - 161 MBThe Duchy of Kilcela has entered a period of peace and prosperity over the last year; the nation has expanded, its leaders risen in fame for their legendary feats and you know what? Tourism is doing pretty good too. But when a hearty meal in the idyllic town of Tatzylford is interrupted by a stranger baring a dire warning of impending doom, our heroes are faced with an unfortunate fact: when you go around stopping bad guys every day for a living, eventually, a few of them are going to want r...
Kingmaker Ep. 36: Liches & Lairs
August 12, 2019 17:00 - 2 hours - 159 MBIt all ends here. After weeks of investigating horrors and heresy, the Kingmakers have finally found themselves face to face with the culprit of all the misfortunes which have plagued Varnhold and its people. An ancient, beyond powerful foe has risen, and with occult power that dwarfs our heroes by leagues, and if they don't do something to stop it, Kilcela and the rest of the world could be next. The undead menace of Vordakai, Cyclops Lich and King of a Crumbled Empire, demands their subjuga...
Kingmaker Ep. 35: Crypts & Corpses
August 05, 2019 22:04 - 1 hour - 110 MBImagine your worst nightmare, and picture yourself facing it. Pretty bad, right? Now imagine that you not only have to take care of it yourself, but there's a spunky teen there, and you need to protect them too. Now you can imagine the kind of stress the Kingmakers are under! After rescuing a prisoner of the undead cyclopses from their captor, our brave heroes must now make their way deeper into the Tomb of Vordakai and face whatever horrors lie within. Zombies? No sweat! Daemons? Pushover? ...
Kingmaker Ep. 34: Daemons & Doom
August 02, 2019 17:56 - 2 hours - 124 MBTombs. Standard adventure fodder. You go in, fight some skeletons, get the loot, leave and tell tale of your story. But this one feels... different. Our heroes must delve into the tomb hidden in a tall rock formation hidden deep in the mountains on the trail of the populace of the entire vanished city of Varnhold. Could this be where they went? What brought them here, to an isolated island deep in the treacherous cyclopse gravelands? A veritable tomb of horrors awaits these daring adventure...
Kingmaker Ep. 33: Tengus & Tombs
July 29, 2019 20:35 - 2 hours - 114 MBThey say that there's no place like home, and you know what? Whoever said that was right. After fighting horrific soul eating Daemons, alien bug-monsters and living shadows, the Kingmakers are getting mighty worn out by all this terror and torture. Now as the snow of winter starts to come down and our heroes must trek into the forbidden canyons of the Valley of the Dead, they must face even more gruesome foes. How long until we can go home again? Not until we solve the mystery that brought u...
Kingmaker Ep. 32: Obelisks & Omens
July 26, 2019 19:19 - 2 hours - 117 MBEn-route to the dreaded Valley of the Dead in search of answers into their ongoing investigation of the lost colony, our brave heroes are scaling mountains and wandering through the wilds. But after meeting a particularly unusual, plane-hopping ally in Zzamas the Phase Spider, an enormous arachnid with a human head and promises of treasure, they now find themselves face to face with an even more unusual foe- the gruesome Xill, alien monstrosities with jaws, claws and a real bad attitude! It'...
Kingmaker Ep. 31: Specters & Spiders
July 22, 2019 18:35 - 2 hours - 111 MBA lonely log cabin, isolated in the middle of a mountain range, not far from the site of a mass disappearance. Anyone who's watched horror movies ever should know to be wary of some place like this. Thankfully, horror movies weren't around in Fantasy Times! Yeehaw! The Kingmakers have encountered an unusual new friend- because hey, we've already gone so far, why not add a feral child to the mix? But as they take a second to hide away in this abandoned lodge, rather than answer questions, all...
Kingmaker Ep. 30: Centaurs & Cinders
July 18, 2019 19:04 - 2 hours - 114 MBThe Butler did it! Mystery solved! If only it was that easy. Our anxiety-ridden explorers search for answers in their ongoing investigation into the Varnhold Vanishing, armed with precious little knowledge, some shoddy testimony from unreliable faerie sources and an awful nightmare- not exactly the best clues in the world. As such, our heroes are tracking down the most likely suspects- an evil cannibal cult of an old centaur god?! There really is no such thing as an easy adventure these days...
Kingmaker Ep. 29: Spriggans & Screams
July 15, 2019 19:28 - 1 hour - 104 MBThey say not to judge a book by its cover, but maybe they should also say not to judge a gnome by its height! Our heroes have come across a camp of ghastly Spriggans- grey skinned, hairless gnomes with a tendency to make mountains out of molehills- and switch their sizes up to match! Are these deceitful foes the ones who caused everyone in the city of Varnhold to vanish? If so, how! Why! Where did they put them? But one question looms over the others- who is this Supreme Leader they're all ...
Kingmaker Ep. 28: Villages & Vanishings
July 11, 2019 18:19 - 1 hour - 91.1 MBKnock knock! Anyone home? No? Huh. When a single house does this, it's a normal afternoon- the residents might be out having a picnic, going on a hike, practicing wizardry or something. But when a whole city has been completely abandoned, with no sign of a struggle or even a hint of where they might have gone aside from a single ominous word carved into the the door of an inn, something's definitely up. Our heroes have crossed into the nation of Varnhold to investigate why their neighbouring...
Kingmaker Ep. 27: Dukes & Dire Wolves
July 08, 2019 19:59 - 1 hour - 98.3 MBWinter comes to the Duchy of Kilcela, a rising nation starting to gain fame around the Stolen Lands for its victories against the beasts and bandits which once plagued its lands. From the hilltop city of St. Gilmorg, to the farming town of Fangberry and even the village of Monsters, Sootscale Hill, our heroes have a fine kingdom at their hands. But as the natural beauty of the cold months roll in, so too does the darkness of night- and when a harrowing message arrives informing the Duke, the...
Kingmaker Ep. 26: Tyrants & Titans
July 05, 2019 19:44 - 3 hours - 171 MBFor months, the Barony of Kilcela, a newfound nation of heroes and adventurers alike, has been harassed by a shadow of itself- Kongerike, the Kingdom of Monsters. Lead by Hargulka, the Troll King, Kongerike has sent wolves to hunt Kilcela's people, lizardfolk to kidnap its children and, most recently, attempted to invade and capture one of its towns. Today, Kilcela fights back. Leading an army to go free the captured slaves taken by the trolls, Baron Ichor Eteoclese, High Priestess Kaska Tan...
Kingmaker Ep. 25: Hermits & Hodags
July 01, 2019 22:21 - 1 hour - 93.6 MBMy mother always told me to help older folks, that they'd lived long lives and deserved respect. What does she expect me to do when the old man we just met in the woods is not only shrieking and cackling as he tries gut us with a sword, but also commanding his terrifying cryptid bull-dinosaur-lion monster thing to eat us alive?! En-route to scout out the villainous Kingdom of Trolls deep within the Western Woods, our heroes are ambushed by a mad hermit and his monstrous companion. Will they ...