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Quarantine: What Fresh Hell is This?
Deeply Shallow
English - March 24, 2020 04:00 - 19 minutes - 13.4 MB - ★★★★★ - 77 ratingsPersonal Journals Society & Culture Comedy Improv #comedy best comedy black comedy clean comedy comedian comedic comedy comedy central comedy club comedy london Homepage Download Apple Podcasts Google Podcasts Overcast Castro Pocket Casts RSS feed
The COVID-19 pandemic has turned the world upside down in both big, life-changing ways and smaller, albeit irritating ones. One example of the latter is that the quarantine shake-up meant Matt and Tara were unable to record this week. So to keep you in good spirits, your hosts have gone back through the Deeply Shallow archives and rounded up some of the funniest bits to grace the show, including Tara’s outbursts at the dinner table, how Matt became accustomed to having female friends, and the coldest episode they’ve recorded.
Episode Highlights:
The difference between throwing a birthday party in your 20s vs your 30sTara’s promise to not live through her daughterHow Matt’s kids slyly ask him for moneyMatt struggles to get the words out
Quotes:
“We have children. We have $82 in our bank account. Why are all of these adults standing around, letting us get married?!?”
“He would not stop reciting poetry about fall!”
“This article is pretty much saying ‘How to become a murder victim: step one’.”
“You see the bullshit and you’re like ‘Why can’t we be done with this person? We do we keep coming back for more?’”
“I pretty much regret every time I took the high road about something.”
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