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Dear Albie

318 episodes - English - Latest episode: 3 days ago - ★★★★★ - 2K ratings

With the help of family and friends, Albie Manzo is here to answer your advice questions in his own unique style. Relationships, sex, dead dogs, bored housewives, honeymoon protocol — and everything in between. The advice show you never knew you needed.

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Episodes

Mother's Day (a little late)

May 24, 2021 00:53 - 42 minutes

The Don and Candice are back!! It's a Mother's Day episode and we talk Candice's latest quest in pee wee football domination, a Christine update... and Albie tries to convince his mom to bring back the red hair! Be part of the show! [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Which girl do I choose?

May 16, 2021 15:18 - 38 minutes

We’re back in action with Al, Jules, Chris, and Brie. Chris is supposed to be in Mexico and we find out why he isn’t (and the lengths to which he went to try and get there). Plus: some advice on being stuck between two girls, and what to do if you land your dream job far away and fear your partner won’t stay faithful.  Email us your problems, chimes, passport stories and anything else at [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

"We're going straight to the stories"

April 19, 2021 02:23 - 40 minutes

We get into a question about Asbury Park, one about a woman who is nine years younger than her fiance and is worried about looking like a gold-digger... and more Be part of the show! [email protected] JOINHONEY.COM/PINEAPPLE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Albie saves Chelsea’s life

March 30, 2021 18:48 - 38 minutes

Jules, Candice, and Chelsea are back and Albie tells everyone how he “saved” Chelsea’s life recently. We get a juicy mailbag from a listener who cheated on her fiancé and now doesn’t know whose child she’s pregnant with. And Candice knows way too much about how to steal someone’s DNA... Send us your Qs! [email protected] Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Will You Watch My Birds?

March 25, 2021 12:37 - 51 minutes

Jules, Candice, and Danielle are back and things are all over the place because FAL is here! We're answering multiple mailbags from the community. Lauren comes and then gets up and leaves, Danielle might take Polly, and nobody will watch Candice's birds. So much going on at once. Be part of the show and send in your questions: [email protected] Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

"The Doubler"

March 16, 2021 14:29 - 1 hour

Christine is back, along with Jules, Candice and cousin Danielle. We get updated on Christine's Quarantine Boyfriend drama and her new man. We also find out what a "Doubler" and "Tripod" are. Many other guests pop in and out throughout the show. And Albie regrets everything and we debate whether or not we should even air this episode. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Friends who ditch, people being nice and more!

March 13, 2021 14:38 - 40 minutes

Jules and Urbano are in to discuss friends ditching friends, when alone space is ok in a relationship and why Albie gets uncomfortable when people are nice to him All your needs: DearAlbie.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Coming out and old socks

March 07, 2021 14:20 - 40 minutes

Albie, Chris and Urbano discuss how long is too long to keep a pair of socks. We share a mailbag question sent in from a viewer on whether or not he should tell his wife and kids that he's gay. And Urbano shares his very similar story on coming out. All your needs! --> DearAlbie.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

An orgy for your ears and a VR porn argument

February 25, 2021 19:48 - 45 minutes

Mr.Manzo, The Don, Candice, and Jules are back! We go over Mr.Manzo's Yelp reviews from the past and discover we could be on the brink of a whole new series for the show. We're finally going over the mysterious box of fruit with Dad that was sent to Lauren and taste the pink pineapple live (sorry Lauren, we ate all your fruit). AND Mr.Manzo spills some major tea about Jules in the end. It's always a good show when Dad is here. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Learn more abo...

"Lineage"

February 17, 2021 19:16 - 26 minutes

Mr. Manzo is in the building and we’re getting to the bottom of this “lineage” drama we went over a few episodes ago with The Don, Candice, and Jules. Chris apparently wants to name his future kids Lefty and Lucky?? So we call him and Cassandra up to confirm, and we throw Chelsea into the drama, too. Is there a race as to who will have Albert Manzo V? Listen to find out. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Valentine’s Day Horror Stories

February 11, 2021 17:34 - 46 minutes

Jules, Candice, and The Don are back! We’re reading terrible Valentine’s Day Stories sent in from the Dear Albie Community. A mystery person sent Lauren a box of fruit that Mr.Manzo is infatuated with and we think we’re being robbed upstairs while we are recording ... never a dull moment. Join the show & write in your questions and stories at DearAlbie.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Polly or Pauly?

February 06, 2021 02:53 - 47 minutes

We're back in Studio MB (Mom's Basement) with Jules, Candice, and The Don. We debate whether Markie wants to call her new puppy Polly or Pauly and FaceTime her & multiple people to confirm. A mailbag on a mother-in-law starting drama over eyelashes and whether or not it’s okay to name your kid the same name as their cousin. Oh and Albie and The Don get into a HEATED debate on who will continue the "Albert Manzo" lineage - Chris or Albie. The tension is high. Advertising Inquiries: https://red...

Revenge, a free meal and being newly single on Valentine's Day

January 30, 2021 02:00 - 42 minutes

Jules & Chris are back and answering your mailbag Questions. What to do when you’re newly single on Valentine’s Day. Chris comes up with advice on how to get a free meal and get back at your ex. And we go over what to do when you have a greedy sibling. Don’t forget to email us at [email protected] and CHIME & BEAK in Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Albie's big dating app idea

January 22, 2021 21:49 - 48 minutes

Albie, Bri & Urbano talk about Albie's idea for a dating ap, what to do when your friend puts you on blast on facebook & Albie accidentally gets high! DearAlbie.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chimes, Urbano and the "heart eyes" emoji causing trouble

January 16, 2021 00:39 - 49 minutes

We're going over the community chimes from last episode and debating whether or not younger siblings have it easier. PLUS: Should you make your significant other unfollow someone who "heart eyes" their posts on social? and we go DEEP into a 9 year marriage. All you need: DearAlbie.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Flirtationships redux, dating apps, and brother fights

January 09, 2021 02:49 - 46 minutes

Albie, Jules, Chris and Urbano are back! And we have an update from a previous episode on a flirtationship. We go over dating apps and if there are any decent guys still out there. And what to do when you're fighting with your brother and not sure if you should continue the relationship or not. All the fun you could want --> DearAlbie.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to 2021! With Mom, Dad, and Candice

January 04, 2021 21:52 - 46 minutes

It's our first episode of 2021 and dad is back to clear up all these "wand" rumors he's hearing from The Don and Candice. And things get... heated. We discuss tattoos, do you bring something to meet your gf/bf's parents for the first time? And is it normal to not spend NYE with your kids? All your needs are at DearAlbie.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2020 wrap-up, asking out a cop, and our New Year's resolutions

December 31, 2020 01:53 - 42 minutes

Al, Chris, and Urbano wrap up 2020. Plus, is it okay to text a cop to ask them on a date? And NY resolutions! Be part of the show: DearAlbie.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pt. 2: Holiday mailbag with Mom!

December 24, 2020 16:21 - 28 minutes - 26.3 MB

The Don and Jules are back for Part 2 of our holiday special... Best gifts, worst gifts, uncomfortable-to-watch-you-mom-open gifts. Your questions answered! Happy Holidays from all of us at Dear Alblie!! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Holiday mailbag with Mom!

December 24, 2020 16:21 - 34 minutes

The Don and Jules are back for Part 2 of our holiday special... Best gifts, worst gifts, uncomfortable-to-watch-you-mom-open gifts. Your questions answered! Happy Holidays from all of us at Dear Alblie!! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Christmas Special with the Don

December 23, 2020 12:36 - 38 minutes

The Don is in studio! What did she think of the live show, what are her plans for Christmas and what was her reaction to Alberts shower revelation. Be part of the show —> DearAlbie.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Christmas Special with the Don, Pt. 1

December 23, 2020 12:36 - 32 minutes - 29.8 MB

The Don is in studio. What did she think of the live show, what are her plans for Christmas and what was her reaction to Alberts shower revelation. Be part of the show —> DearAlbie.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

The Chris and Jules show! Plus a live holiday video show coming!

December 11, 2020 12:18 - 36 minutes

We're having a LIVE video holiday special ("Merry CHRIS-mas"?) on Tuesday, Dec. 15th. The whole family will be there, we'll have drinks, come hang! DearAlbie.com will have all the details on how to watch and join in. So get excited!! And in this episode - Chris and Jules hash it all out and end up BFFs. Awwwww Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Grandma Nina's debut, Dad is back, and the Mystery of the White Claw

December 03, 2020 01:32 - 40 minutes

Candice, Jules and Mr. Manzo are back!!! We're getting to the bottom of this White Claw at Lauren's salon story and call up Grandma Nina to explain. We go over some chimes from the Community, how to properly umm.... wipe yourself... and special toilets, gadgets, and gizmos. It's never a dull moment when Mr.Manzo stops by. Chime in and send your questions at [email protected] And check out our Instagram @Dear_Albie and our website at www.DearAlbie.com ( http://www.dearalbie.com/ ) Adv...

Fal's hangover vs. Markie's Winter Wonderland

November 25, 2020 20:35 - 43 minutes

We're back in Studio MB with Candice and Jules going over Markie's Winter Wonderland Light Show and the hangover of Fal (Fun Al). We go over advice for moving on after a difficult breakup, why Candice should be an Uber Driver, and Lots of Chimes! Oh and Big Al stops by at the end and gives his two cents which is always fun... for everyone except Albie. OH AND ALSOOO!! We have a virtual LIVE holiday video show coming up!! Stay tuned for more on that! DearAlbie.com Learn more about your ad choi...

Lauren, a Fleshlight, and some poop talk

November 19, 2020 13:31 - 43 minutes

Lauren returns! Begrudgingly! She weighs in on the Fleshlight debate, her long list of ailments aaaaand types of poop. Join the fun and drop your questions for Albie and crew at DearAlbie.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

"The unstoppable force of Candice"

November 10, 2020 20:42 - 46 minutes

Candice is back! And we're talking about the brewing controversy that will soon boil over -- Candice vs. Urbano. Plus, we question Jules' loyalty, we talk (and look up) sex dolls, AND the podcast hits another milestone! Be part of the show and drop your questions at DearAlbie.com And be a pal and throw us a five-star review if you have a couple minutes! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A full house, reminiscing on running The Haunting, and more!

November 04, 2020 19:22 - 42 minutes

Jules reveals she had an internship before Dear Albie, Urbano's pleas for listener photos actually came through, we go back to "flirtationships," and we have a long question about a fraternity formal, losing virginity, and hooking up. Be part of the show and drop your questions and comments at DearAlbie.com And hey, give the show a rating and a nice review if you get a chance! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A Haunting at the Berkeley

October 29, 2020 00:12 - 45 minutes

Jules finally visits Studio B andddd... may start working at the Berkeley? Chelsea gets stuck in an elevator while recording so Albie runs out to call 911, which results in Jules taking over the show. Urbano addresses the haters AND WE TELL GHOST STORIES!! Join the crazy --> drop your questions and comments on the site at DearAlbie.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ghosts, celibacy and Chris is back!

October 17, 2020 15:14 - 51 minutes

Chris and Urbano are here, and we have a little bit of everything -- GHOSTS!, celibacy, Ryan Murphy shows, rules for coming to Target when someone is working, Join the community! DearAlbie.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

When Chelsea met Urbano

October 10, 2020 18:30 - 44 minutes

Chelsea is here in the new studio. And we're throwing her in the mix with Urbano, your new favorite co-host. Plus, how is the new Albie/Chels living situation going? We have show news, and Urbano asks the community for a chance to judge their naked pics. So things are going well! Drop your questions here: dearalbie.com and be part of the show! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We have a new studio, Chris is back, and meet Urbano!

October 03, 2020 16:22 - 47 minutes

We've set up Studio B (working title) in the Berkeley Oceanfront Hotel -- and with it comes new guests. Chris is back...but are you ready for Urbano (who has been called a mix between Chris and Greg Bennett) and Brie? Click play to find out. Subscribe to the show and never miss an episode. Rate us if you love us! And check out DearAlbie.com to see all our episodes and send in your questions! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone....

Mom and dad are here!

September 25, 2020 15:16 - 40 minutes

Caroline and Al are back! We have a big announcement that will mean more Chris, mom and dad opine on bridesmaid COVID etiquette, general COVD etiquette, sheep riding, and more! DearAlbie.com for all your podcast needs Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Terrible First Job Stories

September 17, 2020 15:10 - 45 minutes

Candice, Jules & Christine are here!!! And we're getting into your terrible first job stories.PLUS-- an update on the sheep ride. Want to be part of the show? Ask a question? CHIME??!! ---> DearAlbie.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If it's war you want, it's war you shall get

September 11, 2020 13:48 - 54 minutes

Action-packed episode with Mom & Jules. Albie has huge life news. Markie won't stop wearing costumes and the community is on the verge of war. WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON?!?!?! (DearAlbie.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mailbag!!!

September 03, 2020 18:49 - 47 minutes

Albie is nearly forced to get engaged beause of an airplane, Christine ruins someone's wedding, and we answer your questions!! DearAlbie.com for all your needs, wants, and desires. Also shoutout to our episode sponsors -- Thrive Causemetics and Botany Farms! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Help us find a guy for Christine!

August 28, 2020 17:48 - 39 minutes

We're finding a guy for Christine and need your help! The lights went out but we still made it work! Seriously, this whole thing we did in the dark. Jules/Candice & Christine are all here! DearAlbie.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The first (extremely) NSFW Dear Albie

August 19, 2020 16:15 - 41 minutes

Guys, this was not the intention, but its the first NSFW Dear Albie. You've been warned. (DearAlbie.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lauren shows up and ruins everything

August 13, 2020 15:15 - 41 minutes

Candice is here, Al's going to give a commencement address then Lauren shows up and ruins everything. Be part of the show: DearAlbie.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Social Distance Dating Episode

August 07, 2020 01:48 - 41 minutes

We asked for your best social distance dating stories... and you delivered. Wowee. Here they are. Be part of the show: DearAlbie.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

My friend sent screenshots of my husband liking someone else's photos

July 31, 2020 01:48 - 33 minutes

Albie/Caroline/Jules deep dive into the mailbag, Questions this week include: What do you do when your friend sends you screenshots of your husband liking someone else's photos? How do you deal with a friend who talks behind your back? WHAT IS TIKTOK?? And we get an update from a Dear Don episode from long ago... Check out the new website! (we're paying good money for it!): DearAlbie.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm...

Welcome to Season 2: "It's for insertion!"

July 23, 2020 14:53 - 39 minutes

We're back! Al/Jules/Candice come out strong with the first episode of Season 2. Normally we would have a fun description here but, uh, apparently people use a wand of some kind to clean their...um...well, just listen. AND THEN GO VISIT DEARALBIE.COM -- because we made a site and we're not sure what else to do with it. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to Season 2/"It's for insertion"

July 23, 2020 14:53 - 32 minutes - 30 MB

We're back! Al/Jules/Candice come out strong with the first episode of Season 2. Normally we would have a fun description here but, uh, apparently people use a wand of some kind to clean their...um...well, just listen. AND THEN GO VISIT DEARALBIE.COM -- because we made a site and we're not sure what else to do with it. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands

The Season 1 finale and a big announcement!

July 15, 2020 00:08 - 32 minutes

We're back! Albie lets the cat out of the bag on a big announcement that has kept him away from the community the last 2 weeks & we wrap up Season 1 of Dear Albie Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dear Don: A tough question about being a good son

June 24, 2020 00:54 - 31 minutes

When is it okay to look out for yourself vs. the idea of being a good son? Be part of the show and visit our site: DearAlbie.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Litter boxes and... we launched a website for the show!

June 18, 2020 18:29 - 32 minutes

Jules and Chels are here! We tackle some unanswered questions about the now-famous litter box and if you have a job, should you watch what you post on your Instagram page? PLUS -- BIG NEWS... we got a website! YAYYYYY!!! SO if you want to be part of the show... go to DearAlbie.com. New era!! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pyramid schemes and proper poop positioning (while in a moving vehicle )

June 12, 2020 13:57 - 34 minutes

Mom is back! Jules is back! We're trying to be as normal as possible here for a nice little outlet for everyone (full disclosure -- we recorded this one at the end of May, so just go back a few weeks in your brain). We have a listener email that includes a peacock butt tattoo and a littler box. And an argument about how to properly position yourself when you poop in a car. ...this is normal. Be part of the show: [email protected] Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...

Stay Safe!

June 05, 2020 01:10 - 40 minutes

Albie speaks! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

"What did you do with the box???!"

May 26, 2020 20:32 - 42 minutes

Albie has a story to tell. And we don't want to say anything more or it'll spoil the surprise. Be part of the show: [email protected] Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Quarantine Special #13: We're on Pleasure Island!!

May 21, 2020 00:26 - 44 minutes

It's episode 101!! Candice addresses a little bit of hate mail about her gambling habit, a listener had a bluetooth issue while listening to our flaccid dildo episode, we dig a little deeper into Disney Pride weekend, we answer some mask-wearing judgments, and more! Plus, we still have a sponsor! BetterHELP.com has stuck around! --> Get 10% off here: BetterHELP.com/dearalbie Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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