Dear Albie
318 episodes - English - Latest episode: 3 days ago - ★★★★★ - 2K ratingsWith the help of family and friends, Albie Manzo is here to answer your advice questions in his own unique style. Relationships, sex, dead dogs, bored housewives, honeymoon protocol — and everything in between. The advice show you never knew you needed.
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Episodes
Sleeping with the lights on
March 18, 2023 12:36 - 28 minutesMom, Dad, and Chris are in studio again and we are talking people who sleep with the lights on, can Dad handlle his own show? And will Albie let his daughter cheer? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Should we donate our sperm?
March 16, 2023 14:32 - 48 minutesMom, Dad & Chris are in studio and we are talking wether or not the boys would donate their sperm. It's a doozy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Cuddle Court
March 10, 2023 05:00 - 41 minutesIn what may be one of the best episodes of all time, Candice joins us in studio and we get to the bottom of Big Al & The Don's cuddle issues. Plus, your questions and The Brownstone fire. And don't miss Chris' new show -- CHRISTORY. First episodes are out --ALIENS! -- like and subscribe and love it like you love us! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The breast milk chime, elves, and Court TV
March 08, 2023 05:05 - 36 minutesThe Don, Big Al & Chris are all in studio. We get into a breast milk chime, we talk the Murdaugh trial, Chris has a theory about elves and the Truman Show, and we update a question that, for the first time, leaves the gang saying "welp." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
My dad, the cuddler
March 03, 2023 05:57 - 44 minutesChris and Dad are in studio. We talk about when my parents went to Mardi Gras, we go through the mailbag, and Dad makes a shocking proclamation that he is a cuddler -- and The Don is refusing him! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Teet for Tat
February 28, 2023 14:54 - 46 minutesWe’re back in studio answering your questions about…breast feeding? A community member is disturbed by her friends habits and Ashlee is in studio talking about a bride who caught her husband in the act on their wedding day. It’s a good one! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Revisiting D*ck Pics, Charity Sponsors, & Selling Mom's Hair
February 25, 2023 00:50 - 52 minutesWe revisit a popular and highly requested episode form earlier in the show that the community raves about to this day. Plus, a special announcement in the intro! Albie is horrified when we receive our first d*ck pic and we get to the bottom of the mini pigs once and for all! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Introducing: Foreplay Radio
February 13, 2023 08:00 - 6 minutesAllow me to introduce you to Foreplay Radio a sex podcast to help committed couples keep it hot! Find hope to keep your marriage and committed relationships emotionally connected and sexually erotic. Certified sex therapist Dr. Laurie Watson is joined by global leader in couples therapy - George Faller, LMFT for an expert, frank and fascinating conversation about sex, love, therapy, relationship dynamics, healthy couples and marriage. We discuss everything from best sexual techniques and solv...
Chris has some big news
February 10, 2023 08:00 - 44 minutesDad and Chris are here -- fresh off their cooking videos on mom's YouTube channel -- and Chris has a big announcement. Plus we answer some chimes from last week's show (we got a lot) and go deep into when it's okay to not invite your parents to Christmas. Want a "let me tell you something..." onesie for that special baby in your life? Best $15 you'll ever spend! https://carolinemanzoshop.com/products/let-me-tell-you-something-infant-baby-rib-bodysuit Learn more about your ad choices. Visit me...
Size Matters?
February 02, 2023 09:00 - 47 minutesWe catch up with Urbano and Chris and deal with a listener who is having a size issue -- and debate how to fix it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Albie's cheer-death experience
January 27, 2023 04:11 - 53 minutesCandice and Chris are in studio. We talk Albie's first cheer competition (as a spectator!) and we get the Mexico ER story -- aka the time Albie almost died in Mexico from a crazy misdiagnosis. And hey, if you love the show, feel free to support the sponsors who support us! Get up to 55% BABBEL subscription at Babbel.com/Albie. So if you want to (very easily) learn a language, use that link, we all win! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Girls Trip!!
January 18, 2023 05:54 - 43 minutesA lot to unpack here. Albie shaved his head, went to Mexico and almost died (no, seriously) but thats not important right now because THE DON HAS RETURNED and IS GOING ON ULTIMATE GIRLS TRIP! We talk all about it and get into the details! This episode is brought to you by Thrive Market -- get 30% off your first order, plus a $60 gift at ThriveMarket.com/DEARALBIE -- Albie got his cough drops there!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Should Albie shave his head?
January 10, 2023 08:00 - 49 minutesIt's war. Caroline has shockingly fired the first shot and Albie has declared war on The Don & Chris. This episode is brought to you by BABBEL -- the language learning app that's sold more than 10 million subscriptions. BABBEL.com /ALBIE gets you up to 55% off! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2023
January 05, 2023 10:00 - 37 minutesIt's 2023! We get into your questions, Andy Cohen not drinking during NYE and why Al cried his ass off on Christmas. And we launched a store! ShopCarolineManzo.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Merry Chris-mas!
December 20, 2022 11:00 - 48 minutesA grown man put his you know what on Albie's head. We need to talk about that. Plus, Caroline traumatized the kids when they were younger and we have a solid three minutes where mom can't speak because she is laughing too hard. BY THE WAY -- we launched a shop: CarolineManzoShop.com -- t-shirts, hoodies, aprons, oven mitts, and more! Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to everyone from all of us at Dear Albie!!!! Thank you for your support and being part of this community. Hugs from the whole ...
Coal in the stockings
December 05, 2022 10:00 - 49 minutesCandice is in studio with The Don, Chris and Urbano for a packed episode that catches up with the family and talks what to do when your kid actually deserves to get coal in their stocking (spooler -- someone on this show actually did just that) Sponsor: Give the perfect gift of an annual MasterClass membership and get one free! Go to MasterClass.com/DEARALBIE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chris = Zelenskyy??
December 02, 2022 10:00 - 1 hourCaroline, Albie and Chris discuss.... Does Chris look like Volodymyr Zelensky? We get a letter from a listener who doesn't know what to do when a very religious dad doesn't want his kids to know who Santa is, we have a little Thanksgiving recap, and old house stories! And shoutout to Big Apple Circus! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Back From Germany
November 23, 2022 18:00 - 42 minutesThe Boys are back and tackling your Thanksgiving questions. We cover bratty kids, when your moms cooking isn't good, and what to do when your family doesn't drink. Have a happy and safe Thanksgiving, community! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Conspiracy theories, key clubs and swingers
November 10, 2022 10:00 - 48 minutesAl, Chris and the Don are in and talk the boys going to Germany, a gambling problem, technology rehab and your questions -- including one about swingers that gets us on that topic for the second half of the show (key clubs, sex clubs, and more!!) The book we talk about at the start is CHAOS: Charles Manson, the CIA, and the Secret History of the Sixties. And this episode is brought to you by Masterclass -- get 15% off an annual membership at MasterClass.com/DearAlbie Learn more about your ad...
The fam's all here
November 03, 2022 09:00 - 51 minutesAl sleepwalks, Lauren's car gets stolen, Chris wants to start a giant orgy... and your questions! Everyone is in studio today! And big thanks to Cozy Earth for supporting the show! They're a bedding and loungewear company that makes both things out of the same material. 35% off with the code DEARALBIE at CozyEarth.com -- and you get a "100 sleep nights" guarantee to test it all out. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
BravoCon recap with Chris and Caroline
October 27, 2022 09:00 - 48 minutesWe talk Chris and Mom's BravoCon experience (are we milking this BravoCon thing? Only if it spills into November!), Chris' favorite movie scene, and how he harassed Jerry O'Connell. Plus we open up the mailbag and answer your questions! This week's episode is brought to you by Cozy Earth -- cozy sheets and loungewear, made from the same material! 35% off sitewide (at cozyearth.com) when you use the code DEARALBIE. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
BravoCon Recap with Tik Tok's @_alixcrossan
October 21, 2022 15:28 - 54 minutesAlbie sits down with Ali Crossan and answers all her BravoCon questions. It's the breakdown of the year's biggest event you didn't know you needed! Follow Aly on Tik Tok @_alixcrossan Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
BravoCon Recap with Ali Crossan
October 21, 2022 15:28 - 59 minutesAlbie sits down with Ali Crossan and answers all her BravoCon questions. It's the breakdown of the year's biggest event you didn't know you needed! Follow Ali on Tik Tok @_alixcross Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Live from BravoCon!
October 15, 2022 03:04 - 29 minutesWe're live from BravoCon -- without our proper equipment. So we did the whole episode from the BravoCon green room (Nat, Chris, Jules, Chels, and a special appearance from Caroline) on Albie's phone. Please excuse the not perfect sound, but enjoy the scene-setting, Bravolebrity sightings, and more! HIGHLIGHTS! -Albie just got off the blue carpet -"I've got Joe Gorga to my right, I've got my mother to my right" -Chelsea was mistaken for a Beverly Hills castmember -"It's weird to be dating 'the...
Hay Reckoning
October 06, 2022 19:45 - 47 minutesAl and Chris finally get to the bottom of the "Hay Debate" after seeing the reactions from the community. They answer your questions about bugs in food and talk about the upcoming BravoCon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Hay Gurl Hayy
September 30, 2022 14:28 - 38 minutesAl , Chris, and Urbano unload more than just stories... a truck full of hay! So why doesn't Chris have an allergic reaction? Because he never showed up! The community gets to decide who's side they're on in this battle and the "Ghosted" community member is revisited. All of that and more on this week's episode of Dear Albie! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Ghosted!
September 21, 2022 13:10 - 42 minutesAlbie, Urbano, and Nat are back in studio and get a mega chime update, being ghosted by a life long friend and Albie has an announcement! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The ghost episode: Dear Albie Summer Rewind
September 11, 2022 02:48 - 55 minutesAs we wrap up our summer rewind (hey, we could've just taken the weeks off but decided to replay some of our favorites from the last four years!), we bring back the "ghost" episode that freaked Albie out and features -- prominently -- a ghost. And a ghost translating machine. We'll be back live next week! Get your questions in for the next batch! [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The episode that introduced us to pineapples
September 03, 2022 04:02 - 45 minutesAs summer wraps up, we wanted to throw one more of Albie's favorites at you — the "I see pineapples" episode, which begat a multi-show run of pineapple-themed topics and embedded the fruit into the show's lore. This episode is brought to you by UPSIDE. Code "dearalbie" gets you $5 off your first $10+ purchase. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Albie got slimed
August 26, 2022 16:21 - 48 minutesGuys, FAL was so messed up he forgot he recorded an episode before the one that aired 2 weeks ago. What a mess. . The Don gives her answers to how she wants to get buried before papa Al chimes in. It's essentially a prequel. Anyway, We get into Lauren's bad manicure job, when its ok to blow off your friends funeral and Al insists he's friends with Justin Bieber again.. Today's show is brought to you by UPSIDE. Download the FREE Upside App and use promo code dearalbie to get $5 or more cash ba...
The man who lives behind the tree
August 19, 2022 16:17 - 42 minutesAl is scared of birds, sharks... and a man who lives behind the tree in his yard at home.. If you play fantasy football, we have Official Dear Albie expert (seriously, from real experts) rankings: https://bit.ly/3OIv3Nl Promo Swap is on! today's featured show is Love to See It Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fal Hosts And Does NOT Dissapoint
August 12, 2022 19:16 - 42 minutesAn all-star lineup of the Don, Candice, and Urbano join Albie in an episode hosted by Fal! We get to your questions, has the Don ever sent nudes to big Al, and the call-in of a lifetime! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The Instagram curse
August 05, 2022 10:00 - 39 minutesWe made major waves on the insta this week. We cover Natalie's broken arm, Al getting attacked by a bird and a potential love triangle between 2 brothers! And we have fantasy football rankings! It's draft season and we asked 3 experts to put them together for us: They will help you win!! https://bit.ly/3OIv3Nl Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
This is Awkward
July 28, 2022 20:04 - 41 minutesAlbie is joined by Nat and Urbano in studio. Natalie gets caught in an awkward situation and has only Al to turn to for help. This episode brought to you by UPSIDE (use "dearalbie" when you download the app for $5 when you spend 10) and our fantasy football rankings on Sharpener (made by actual experts): https://bit.ly/3OIv3Nl Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Why Candice passed on RHONJ
July 21, 2022 16:29 - 52 minutesWe have the Don and Candice in studio and we are talking your kids stalking you on Instagram, does Candice regret turning down housewives and more of your questions! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mom and Dad Return!
July 15, 2022 14:48 - 44 minutesThe Don and dad are back! We cover why Al Sr. is the next voice of Waze, what to do when your parents won't let you move to NYC for a job, and where to look when your father wears a mankini. ****In more big news: We have fantasy football rankings!! Three fantasy experts helped us (in other words, they did it for us). If you play or know someone who does, check them out here: https://bit.ly/3uPbATL (and they'll be updated all the way up to season kickoff)***** Learn more about your ad choices....
Mid-Summer Rewind: Polly or Paulie?
July 09, 2022 04:05 - 47 minutesWe're rolling out another Dear Albie Classic (TM): The "Polly or Paulie?" episode, which we got a TON of feedback on. This was the episode where we debate whether Markie wanted to call her new puppy "Polly" or "Pauly" and then ask her and multiple people to confirm. Good times were had by all! Enjoy the trip down memory lane, with an intro by Jules!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Intra-terrestrial: Espresso updates, mom vs. dad, and more!
June 30, 2022 21:21 - 54 minutesMom and dad are here and we talk updates on the espresso machine, what The Don does to drive Papa Al nuts, and an alien chip planted in a community member's body. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
My boyfriend was abducted by aliens
June 24, 2022 07:00 - 57 minutesAlbie, mom, and Chris dive into a question about a listener's boyfriend who was abducted by aliens. For real. DearAlbie [email protected] <-- get your Qs in, too Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mom and dad
June 16, 2022 14:38 - 37 minutesThe Don and Mr. Manzo are back talking Markie updates, your questions, a debate show and more! Plus -- the true story on who, when, and why mom went with red hair 30-plus years ago. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode #200: A look back at the first one
June 09, 2022 14:45 - 51 minutesWe just figured out that THIS is episode #200 of our show. YAYYYYYY. Albie takes us back to Ep. 1 -- before we had community questions and relied on the old newspaper columns for everything! Say hello again to Alex LaFata and Markus Kuhn as we rewind to the show that started it all. Come be part of the next 200: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Albie forgot his own birthday
June 02, 2022 07:30 - 43 minutesAlbie had such a wild week with all this press that... he forgot it was his birthday. Woof. Happy birthday Albie! And Chris!! This week's out-of-context quotes: "I am going to post every single DM that I got from these absolute psychos... It is spectacular." "It feels a little bit like when they asked who wants to read and you don't raise your hand and they call on you." "The vast majority of people were Team Silver Fox" PLUS we reveal our new social media manager! Sponsored by Rothys.com/DE...
Caroline Manzo, out for blood
May 18, 2022 09:00 - 44 minutesIf there's a don't miss episode, this is it. Here's your taste: "I would get great pleasure to go in and just knock the shit out of her verbally and just put her in her place." Come get some Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Urbano's 50th, a new Chris Manzo podcast, and more
May 11, 2022 17:25 - 45 minutesHappy 50th, Urbano!! We're off to Miami to celebrate. But first...Chris is really into professional bowling now, and we may have a new podcast — we need to know what you think of the idea before we do it — [email protected]. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Housewives stories — with Caroline, Chris, and Albie
May 04, 2022 08:00 - 42 minutesWe're sharing some of our favorite Housewives stories with Caroline, Chris and Albie, including: -the first time we met Andy Cohen -what the early "Watch What Happens Live" shows were like -the time Chris inadvertently ruined a Housewives bar trivia team's night -what it's like hanging out with cast members from other franchises? -the scoop behind the Reunion shows and how Albie and Chris made Bravo create new rules -"the reunion made mom cry; I know how to get them back" -what would it take...
Housewives stuff: The table flip, the catchphrase origins, and more
April 27, 2022 10:00 - 40 minutesCaroline and Chris join Albie for a Real Housewives-centric episode, where they discuss the aftermath of the infamous table flip, where the Real Housewives' catchphrases came from, the downside of Bravo fame for some people in the cast, what to do if you happen to meet someone from RHONJ in public, and more. Some quotes from the show: Advice from Al: "Once in a while you have to roll in the mud". Chris on meeting in real life: "Sometimes I think about doing an etiquette course on what to do i...
The Housewives Episode: The story behind the table flip, how the RHONJ catchphrases came to be, and more
April 27, 2022 10:00 - 39 minutesCaroline and Chris join Albie for a Real Housewives-centric episode, where they discuss the aftermath of the infamous table flip, where the Real Housewives' catchphrases came from, the downside of Bravo fame for some people in the cast, what to do if you happen to meet someone from RHONJ in public, and more. Some quotes from the show: Advice from Al: "Once in a while you have to roll in the mud". Chris on meeting in real life: "Sometimes I think about doing an etiquette course on what to do ...
The real story behind the table flip, how the Housewives catchphrases came to be, and more
April 27, 2022 10:00 - 39 minutesCaroline and Chris join Albie for a Real Housewives-centric episode, where they discuss the aftermath of the infamous table flip, where the Real Housewives' catchphrases came from, the downside of Bravo fame for some people in the cast, what to do if you happen to meet someone from RHONJ in public, and more. Some quotes from the show: Advice from Al: "Once in a while you have to roll in the mud". Chris on meeting in real life: "Sometimes I think about doing an etiquette course on what to do i...
Dear Albie Rewind: Happy birthday, dad! ("Honeymoon 1984")
April 21, 2022 10:00 - 50 minutesIn honor of dad's birthday, we're doing a special "Dear Albie Rewind" — replaying our "Honeymoon 1984" episode and introducing it — and mom's "peak laugh" -- to the new listeners. Good times! For everyone but Albie who had to listen to some of the awkward details. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
A catch-up with Caroline
April 13, 2022 10:00 - 33 minutesThis week's episode, in out of context quotes: "You have a one-eyed dog now".... "You know I don't like to fight"... "When you're staying home, and you're in your old bedroom with the Barbie dolls around, I don't need your fiancé or anybody coming around"... ."I know the social media lady. I think I do"... "I handle that smoke" Send in your questions! [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices