Dad and Buried
121 episodes - English - Latest episode: 9 months ago - ★★★★★ - 259 ratingsDad and Buried is a podcast about parenting from a couple of guys who hate parenting. Don't get them wrong, they love their kids - to different degrees, depending on the day (and the kid) - but being a parent is tough, time-consuming, stressful, thankless, expensive, exhausting, largely unrewarding, really loud, often quite boring - did I say expensive yet?,or thankless? - emotionally draining work. Join Mike and Pete as they mock children, bash parenting, and talk about the stuff that most parents don't usually talk about. At least not out loud.
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Father's Day - Like Mother's Day, but for Dads!
June 13, 2019 18:03 - 36 minutes - 33.5 MBIf you're a Dad then you've been waiting for this day all year. At least one day a year where your family has to grudgingly pretend to listen to you. IT'S MAGNIFICENT!!!...Unless you're Mike and you don't care and to you it's just another day, which is insane. Best father's day gifts, Father's Day activities, and fun things to do with the family on Father's Day are not discussed in this episode at all. That'd be a different podcast. Happy Father's Day to all them Dads out there! ---------...
How to Discipline Your Kid In 33 Easy Steps
June 11, 2019 21:35 - 53 minutes - 49.1 MBHave you ever been dead ass stared down by your toddler after you told them to go to their room? Only to start counting, "1", "2"...and get stalled at "2 and a half" cause your kid just ain't moving? Well that's never happened to Mike and Pete. They know that disciplining your kids isn't always joy and laughter, it can be hard work! These kids know what they're doing and we suspect the know we have no idea what we're doing. Listen as these two dads discuss all sorts of provocative ways to ma...
Organizing and Attending Kids Birthday Parties: A Treatise - Ep19 | Dad and Buried
May 30, 2019 17:20 - 44 minutes - 40.9 MBAnyone who doesn't think kids parties are brutal has never been to a 1yr old birthday, in an 700 sq ft apt, with no alcohol. Freshly triggered by recent birthday party experiences Mike and Pete dive deep (read: complain about them). It's another installment of the smash hit podcast based on the wold famous blog DadandBuried.com. All of this is true. -------------------------- Moms and Dads, WE NEED YOU! This show and these dank memes won't feed our families (we've tried). We need your s...
The Playtime Paradox: How Can ‘Playing’ Suck So Much? - Ep 18 | Dad and Buried
May 23, 2019 17:09 - 49 minutes - 45.4 MBPlayground, playspaces, playdates all sound fun because they have the word `play` in them. But don't be fooled all of these can suck hard. Speaking of sucking hard, Mike and Pete explore the topic with incredible insight and tact. Like are playspace really just fronts for `BIG Measles` to keep winning? Yeah, that's the kinda stuff you can expect in this episode. -------------------------- Moms and Dads, WE NEED YOU! This show and these dank memes won't feed our families (we've tried). We...
Are Pet Moms the Same as Human Moms? Also, What's Wrong with Everyone?
May 16, 2019 16:23 - 38 minutes - 35.6 MBPete knew nothing about the Pet Mom controversy that Mike started when he trolled his followers on his IG account. Mike said that Pet Moms are not the same as Human Moms. Now, fully educated in the matter, Peter WISHES he never heard of the Pet Mom controversy. It's a classic lose-lose situation for everyone. You're welcome. -------------------------- Moms and Dads, WE NEED YOU! This show and these dank memes won't feed our families (we've tried). We need your support to keep this up. ...
Best Mother's Day Gift Idea: A Day with No Kids
May 09, 2019 18:47 - 35 minutes - 32.7 MBMom's only want one thing this Mother's Day, and it's disgusting - a day without any kids. Through extensive research scientists have discovered that a little bit of effort goes a long way. So don't forget the flowers, the card and the breakfast in bed, but once that's over get those little ingrates (self included) OUT OF THE HOUSE! so the mother of your kids can finally get what she's always wanted; some piece and quiet. --------------- Moms and Dads, WE NEED YOU! This show and these dan...
Traveling with Kids FUN TIMES!!!
May 02, 2019 18:40 - 52 minutes - 48.3 MBIn order to go on vacation with kids you need to travel with kids. It's a vicious cycle that needs to solved! In this episode Pete's most recent travel experience with his kids has led him to try and push legislation through allowing parents to freely administer corporal punishment to they're non-listening, irritating children. Mike recounts the special moment in his latest trip where he and his wife got to spend some quality time sleeping in separate beds. ------------ Moms and Dads, WE ...
Working Parents vs Stay At Home Who Has it Better? Ha, No one!
April 25, 2019 17:46 - 31 minutes - 28.9 MBWho has it easier working parents or the stay at home ones? What a wonderful question. These are the wonderful kind of riddles or games we play as parents. They're great because there are no winners just losers. Losers who are now in a huge fight. In this episode Mike and Pete aren't afraid to fight with each other, even though they're both on the same side (such a wonderful game). They take on the pros and cons of being a working parent vs being a stay at home one and we hear from the Dad an...
How Much Do Kids Cost? All 👏The 👏Money👏
April 18, 2019 15:47 - 47 minutes - 43.9 MBKids cost money. PERIOD. Just how much money do kids cost? We'll tell you. Or will we? We don't know, we're not very good at this. All we know is that If you like spending money then KIDS are the answer! Diapers, food, clothes, school, daycare, sitters, we go through it all. ------------ Moms and Dads, WE NEED YOU! This show and these dank memes won't feed our families (we've tried). We need your support to keep this up. We love making this stuff for you guys and we're putting this out...
Suburbs vs the City: Where's the Best Place to Raise Kids?...It's the City
April 11, 2019 19:36 - 34 minutes - 31.8 MBIf you're trying to figure out if you should raise your kids in the city or in the suburbs, then we have the definitive guide. To be clear, it's at home on our bookshelf. None of that useful information is in this episode. What IS in this episode is a look into what it's like raising kids in the city by two amateur dads. Both have different perspectives. Pete was raised in the city where his love of multiculturalism firs took root. And Mike grew up in the suburbs, where his addiction to play...
Are Sports Really Good for Kids? Who Cares, They're Bad for Parents
April 04, 2019 18:21 - 40 minutes - 37.2 MBOnce your kids reach a certain age the weekend = SPORTS! Do kids like playing sports? Maybe. Who knows? We're too busy shuttling them from game to game, practice to practice. It takes up time during the week. It takes up time during the weekend. 7:30a start time anyone? ...Anyone? Right, no one! Some kids LOVE it, while other HATE it. Same goes for parents. It's a veritable Punnett square (I had to look it up) of love and hate. Turns out that love or hate happens to be hereditary, cause we p...
Go the F**k to Sleep - Bedtime: The ordeal of getting your kids to bed
March 28, 2019 20:54 - 48 minutes - 45.3 MBWe've read the book. We've seen the movie. Worst of all we live it everyday. How do we get these kids to go the f**k to sleep after a long day. One thing we know for sure because science has proven it, is the MORE you want/need your kids to go to bed the MORE they will resist. Join us as we lay waste to these no sleeping, always-up-and-cranky mofos. ------------ Moms and Dads, WE NEED YOU! This show and these dank memes won't feed our families (we've tried). We need your support to keep ...
Is Drinking Really Necessary for Parents? Yes, Obviously
March 21, 2019 20:25 - 41 minutes - 38.1 MBAs parents all we need is something to take the edge off. Our kids aren't going to give us a break so we need to create breaks. One way and pretty much the only way to do that is with sweet, sweet alcohol. On this episode Mike drinks and nothing weird happens. Nothing. ------------ Moms and Dads, WE NEED YOU! This show and these dank memes won't feed our families (we've tried). Please support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/DadandBuried Or on Anchor: https://anchor.fm/dadandburi...
Swearing Around Your Kids and Other Bad Habits
March 14, 2019 19:51 - 34 minutes - 31.5 MBSwearing. C'umon, we've all done it. Ok well maybe not ALL parents but at least the sane ones, the normal ones. Those who don't are on a different path. Remains to be seen whether it's a better one. This is one of many bad habits that shape and mold these youths of tomorrow. So remember, don't f**k it up! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dadandburied/support
The Horror of Taking Kids to Restaurants
March 07, 2019 20:38 - 39 minutes - 36.7 MBWhat are we thinking taking these kids to restaurants? It’s like yelling at home, but in front of people through your teeth. From packing a bag full of toys to making sure you have a plethora of screens we cover all the angles. When in doubt what to bring just think WWBWWD? (it's Buffalo Wild Wings, ok) ------------ Moms and Dads, WE NEED YOU! This show and these dank memes won't feed our families (we've tried). Please support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/DadandBuried Subscr...
Screen Time for Kids: We All Scream for Screen Time
February 28, 2019 20:04 - 36 minutes - 68.1 MBScreen time, the cause of and solution to all of parents problems. Mahatma Gandhi said that - TRUE FACT! Okay, so how much screen time is good for kids and more importantly how much screen time is good of us Moms and Dads? Spoiler, it's a lot. Welcome to the new crack epidemic of 2019 or 'the teens' (yep, that's a saying). Also, wtf is MoMo? We touch on all of it. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dadandburied/support
Sick Kids Edition: Stomach bugs to colds we cover it all in gross detail
February 22, 2019 18:54 - 41 minutes - 76.1 MBYou know that thick trail of thick green mucus that constantly hangs from your kids nose for three weeks? Yeah, of course you do. It haunts your dreams and makes you furious every time you see them. Good luck trying to get them to blow their nose. Ohhh and that's just the beginning. Kids get sick and our parenting lives go from suck to blow. We get into it all, I mean ALL. Good luck watching this an not getting filled with rage mainly at Mike's dumb pop culture references and Pete's `sick bo...
Valentine's Day is the "IBS" of holidays for parents
February 22, 2019 18:21 - 36 minutes - 67.6 MBValentine's Day is the IBS of holidays. FACT. Why? It's irritating, it's a syndrome and the dislike comes from deep within our bowels. There's many reasons to hate Valentine's Day and we list them all. We uncover the fact that Valentine's Day is just a ploy by BIG CHOCOLATE! Also, Pete tells a story. It's a great story. He's really good at telling stories. He should have his own show. ------------ Moms and Dads WE NEED YOU! This show and these dank memes won't feed our families (we've tri...
Co-Sleeping With Your Kid, Should You Do It? Nope!
February 13, 2019 19:19 - 31 minutes - 59 MBOkay, real talk? Sleep is the currency of us parents. Why would you trade a good night's sleep for the sake of your kid. It just doesn't make sense! Look, we get it. It may seem like a good idea at the time and your kids may even pressure you into it. But never forget: your kids aren't your friends. Don't fall for it! ------------ Calling the Mom and Dad Army WE NEED YOU! This show and these dank memes won't feed our families (we've tried). Please support us on Patreon https://www.patre...
Don't Bring Kids to a Super Bowl Party, That's Crazy
February 13, 2019 19:14 - 31 minutes - 58.5 MBThe Super Bowl is like, well, the Super Bowl for dads. Food, drinking, and, god willing, a great game. Unfortunately, we have kids. "Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad? Dad?? Dad!? Dad!!! Dad, I want to watch Paw Patrol." FML! ------------ Fellow Moms and Dads WE NEED YOU! This show and these dank memes won't feed our families (we've tried). Please support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/DadandBuried Love, Mike and Pete For more Dad and Buried check out: https://www.instagram.com/dadandburie...
The Worst Advice for Dads
February 10, 2019 14:56 - 36 minutes - 67.2 MBIf you're a dad then you've been the recipient of unsolicited parenting advice. It sucks. We expose the truth about how bad it sucks and destroy some half-shirt kids along the way. WE NEED YOU! Please support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/DadandBuried For more Dad and Buried check out: https://www.instagram.com/dadandburied/ https://www.facebook.com/DadandBuried/ https://twitter.com/DadandBuried http://dadandburied.com/ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify....