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Dad and Buried

121 episodes - English - Latest episode: 9 months ago - ★★★★★ - 259 ratings

Dad and Buried is a podcast about parenting from a couple of guys who hate parenting. Don't get them wrong, they love their kids - to different degrees, depending on the day (and the kid) - but being a parent is tough, time-consuming, stressful, thankless, expensive, exhausting, largely unrewarding, really loud, often quite boring - did I say expensive yet?,or thankless? - emotionally draining work. Join Mike and Pete as they mock children, bash parenting, and talk about the stuff that most parents don't usually talk about. At least not out loud.

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Kids and their pets - # 71

July 02, 2020 09:00 - 1 hour - 56.7 MB

Whoever said pets teach kids responsibility and empathy never had hermit crabs. Mike and Peter hear from you about what the best pet is to get for your kid. I promise you this, by the end of the episode you'll not only have no idea what pet to get, you'll question whether having kids was the best move.  Support us 🙏 https://www.patreon.com/DadandBuried https://anchor.fm/dadandburied/support You can listen here:  iTunes: https://apple.co/2UZeMbH Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2U1888t Stitch...

What Are Dads Best At? - #70

June 25, 2020 09:00 - 53 minutes - 49.1 MB

Are dads experts at finding things in the fridge? No. Are they great at cleaning up or knowing the kids schedules? No and no. Where am I going with this? I don't know. But I do know there ARE some things that dads are great at. Jokes, obviously. But other things too like fixing things (well not Mike and Pete but you get the idea). Both Mike and Pete blow the door wide open on this topic *open the door a little* as they hear from about what you think dads are best at. Support us 🙏 https://w...

The Summer of Love: Kids, Camps and COVID - #69

June 18, 2020 09:00 - 51 minutes - 47.7 MB

Summers as a parent are always deceptive. On the surface we still get a child-like joy when school is over. A brief sigh of relief. Relief that's quickly followed by that moment when we realize that these kids will just hang around the house, begging to be entertained. for months. THEN we realize, hang on we just spent the last 4 MONTHS living, breathing and schooling these kids and now with school over we don't even get the 1-3 hours of structure that internet school provides!?!? WHY GOD?! ...

What You Wish You Could You Do to Be a Better Parent - #68

June 11, 2020 09:00 - 44 minutes - 41.4 MB

As parents our #1 job is to make sure we don't raise dicks. That has never been more true, or more apparent, than right now. We need less aggressive, less selfish, less bigoted assholes and more empathetic, more open, critically-minded human beings. . But what are there key things we want to be better at? Like having more patience? Not yelling as much? Perhaps doing a better job of channeling your frustrations as a parent into something more productive like knife throwing ?  Mike shares some...

What do we want for our kids when they grow up? - EP 67

May 28, 2020 10:00 - 57 minutes - 53.5 MB

Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." Thanks Ferris,  but how do we teach our kids to be ready for a world that will be hard fo us to recognize? I mean I don't even know what Tik Tok let alone why Mike has a channel where he just puts on Chapstick.  So what do we want for our kids?  Good school ($100Ks in debt)? A good job (soul crushing grind)? Buy a house (with what money)? Get married (do they have to)? KIDS??!  The world is much dif...

Introducing Mom&Buried! Mikes much, much better half - #66

May 21, 2020 10:00 - 57 minutes - 53.6 MB

We’ve all wondered what it’s like to raise a family with mike, aka mr Dad & Buried himself. Ok, maybe “we’ve all” is a stretch and maybe it’s more like “none of us”? but either way we find out directly from Mike’s WIFE Heather (@mom&buried). We hear how their biggest argument is who’s Instagram following is growing faster? Ah true love. After all, modern marriages require modern reasons to argue (not just about the kids!). Mike, Pete, and Heather get into it in a ‘very special’ episode of Da...

Having "The Talk: and Other Cringeworthy Convos - #65

May 14, 2020 10:00 - 50 minutes - 46.9 MB

Let's face it no one is ready to have "The Talk". Not parents, not kids, not my parents, no one! To this day I still have no idea how all this works but it's my duty to pass that knowledge on to the my kids using a series of diagrams and strange metaphors. We hear from you about some of your most cringeworthy convos. It's like listening  to a train wreck (see what I did there?).  Support us 🙏 https://www.patreon.com/DadandBuried https://anchor.fm/dadandburied/support You can listen here:...

Is it a good idea to show your kids the movies you loved growing up? - #65

May 07, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 60.3 MB

How early is too early to show my toddler the original "IT"?  How is my 7yr old going to appreciate great filmmaking if she doesn't  watch the opening scene of "Narc"? These are VERY good questions that we, as parents, should be asking ourselves and EACH OTHER . Is it us or are the movies we grew up on way more violent and sexualized than we remember. No, no it's our  kids who are wrong! Those movies are perfectly sexualized and violent. Like watching a gratuitous sex scene with your parents...

Hardcore Quality Time: The True Price of the Pandemic - Ep63

April 30, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 65.4 MB

Interesting  board games, fun crafts, and vein-popping screaming matches are all unintended outcomes of living in quarantine. Turns out spending hardcore quality time with the fam has yielded both good and BAD consequences. Mike and Pete hear from you about the good, the bad, and the ugly of parenting in consequences.  Support us 🙏 https://www.patreon.com/DadandBuried https://anchor.fm/dadandburied/support You can listen here:  iTunes: https://apple.co/2UZeMbH Spotify: https://spoti.fi...

Sweating the Small Stuff: Tedious, Tiny Tasks of Parenting - #62

April 23, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 62 MB

When we think of what makes parenting so hard we often talk about the  big ticket items like (Bedtime, Bath time, meals, etc..) but really it's the small little tasks or moments in doing these parenting tasks that make so awful. What could those be I hear you ask? Mike and Peter hear your most tedious, tiny tasks.  Support us 🙏 https://www.patreon.com/DadandBuried https://anchor.fm/dadandburied/support You can listen here:  iTunes: https://apple.co/2UZeMbH Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2U1...

What kids age is best? Yes, this is a trick question - #61

April 16, 2020 10:00 - 52 minutes - 48.2 MB

Babies are adorable and teenagers are the worst, amirite? But which one would you want sitting next to you on a 6 hour flight? Ha, not so easy is it! Different ages come with pros and cons. Mike and Pete share their thoughts and hear from you about which age is truly the best.  Support us 🙏 https://www.patreon.com/DadandBuried https://anchor.fm/dadandburied/support You can listen here:  iTunes: https://apple.co/2UZeMbH Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2U1888t Stitcher: https://bit.ly/2HYvzI7...

Getting Kids to Help: The Ancient Art of  Pressure Point Parenting - Ep 60

April 09, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 58.4 MB

Remember in olden days when people used to have kids to help around the farm. How did we go from that to begging our kids to put their socks on? Or clean up their room? How about just put their toys away? And when we take the iPad out of their hands we sit and watch as roll on the floor as if their life force is bing sucked from their bodies, like some kind of annoying exorcist.  We need rules. Mike and Peter hear from you mostly about what doesn't work, but there are some gems of wisdom in ...

Ok Fine, Kids Can Be Pretty Awesome: The Bizarro Episode - Ep59

April 01, 2020 10:00 - 51 minutes - 48 MB

Okay, okay you got us. This whole Dad & Buried thing is a ruse! We actually LOVE our kids. But guess what? SO DO YOU!! This episode lands on April fools but we're not joking. We don't understand how this whole April Fools thing works. Anyway, Mike and Pete hear the things you love about your kids and share their own stories.  Support us 🙏 https://www.patreon.com/DadandBuried https://anchor.fm/dadandburied/support You can listen here:  iTunes: https://apple.co/2UZeMbH Spotify: https://s...

Parenting In the Time of Corona: And Other Such Tales - Ep 58

March 26, 2020 10:00 - 54 minutes - 50 MB

What if I told you this isn't your first global pandemic. Don't believe me? Remember 'Beiber Fever'? You caught that pretty hard and survived (albeit a changed person). Mike and Pete hear your harrowing and funny Corona parenting stories a week into quarantine. Stay healthy! Stay sane!  Support us 🙏 https://www.patreon.com/DadandBuried https://anchor.fm/dadandburied/support You can listen here:  iTunes: https://apple.co/2UZeMbH Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2U1888t Stitcher: https://bit.l...

Parenting During a Pandemic: Coronavirus Quarantine Dispatch - Ep 57

March 19, 2020 13:34 - 42 minutes - 39.6 MB

Um...yeah, so that happened fast. It's only been a week and cities and whole countries are quarantine lockdown. The data shows a distinct correlation between child mortality rates and the number of days they are quarantined in the house with you. Of course, those mortality rates have nothing to do with coronavirus but rather the constant, and unending need to make slime in the living room. I mean HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL THEM!!! Mike and Pete get into it.  Support us 🙏 https://www.pa...

Balancing Work and Family: Not As Fun as it Sounds - Ep 56

March 05, 2020 11:00 - 47 minutes - 43.6 MB

Balancing work, family and friends was hard enough when you were single. Balancing work, family, friends, your spouse, and kids is next level hard. FUN TIMES! Oh and did I mention fitting in time for yourself? lol of course I didn't, there's no time for that nonsense.  Mike and Pete get into it with the help of you guys (the best listeners on the internet...aww). Support us 🙏 https://www.patreon.com/DadandBuried https://anchor.fm/dadandburied/support You can listen here:  iTunes: https:...

Managing Kids and Social Media - Ep 55 | Dad & Buried

February 27, 2020 11:00 - 42 minutes - 39.5 MB

When it comes to social media a strong defense is a good offense. Confused? Yeah, so are Mike and Pete. There's so much to watch out for especially when you consider that most apps and games these days are basically social networks. Freaked out? Good. Your journey has begun, grasshopper.  Support us 🙏 https://www.patreon.com/DadandBuried https://anchor.fm/dadandburied/support You can listen here:  iTunes: https://apple.co/2UZeMbH Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2U1888t Stitcher: https://bit...

Naughty By Nature: Raising Kids with Different Personalities - Ep 54

February 20, 2020 11:00 - 50 minutes - 46.4 MB

How is it that you can have kids raised the same exact way and have totally different personalities? Well it happens  so Mike and Pete just have to get over it. Or do they?....Yes, yes they do.  Support us 🙏 https://www.patreon.com/DadandBuried https://anchor.fm/dadandburied/support You can listen here:  iTunes: https://apple.co/2UZeMbH Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2U1888t Stitcher: https://bit.ly/2HYvzI7 Anchor: https://bit.ly/2JK4FGC Overcast: https://bit.ly/2I2ik9B Google Podcasts:...

Teenagers: Cant Live With them, Can't Live with Them - Ep 53 | Dad & Buried

February 13, 2020 12:46 - 1 hour - 55.5 MB

It's coming. The changing 'tudes. Your once sweet little bundle now uses phrases like "WHATEVER, DAD!". First, you're only 11! And second, I INVENTED THAT PHRASE! The smells, the 'tude, the worry, Mike and Pete get into it. Spoiler: It gets worse.  Support us 🙏 https://www.patreon.com/DadandBuried https://anchor.fm/dadandburied/support You can listen here:  iTunes: https://apple.co/2UZeMbH Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2U1888t Stitcher: https://bit.ly/2HYvzI7 Anchor: https://bit.ly/2JK4FGC Over...

Biggest Parenting Fails - Ep52 | Dad & Buried

February 06, 2020 12:50 - 56 minutes - 52.5 MB

We've all made mistakes, well not me, but I hear that lots of people do. What happens when you make a mistake that affects you? More importantly what happens when you make a mistake that affects your kids? Turns out nothing! Everything is fine and your kids instantly forgive you forever. See? that was easy. Mike and Pete discuss how easy failing  as a parent really is.  Support us 🙏 https://www.patreon.com/DadandBuried https://anchor.fm/dadandburied/support You can listen here:  iTunes: htt...

Remembering Life Before Kids: RIP | Dad & Buried | Ep 51

January 30, 2020 11:39 - 58 minutes - 54.6 MB

Remember being able to meet up with friends spontaneously? Wait, why are tears streaming down your face?...What's that you say? it's all you can think about?  Well, my friend, take that memory and shove it in a box then push that box waaaay on down in the deepest part of your memory hole cause those days are over. Mike and Pete hear stories from yore and even yonder about what life was like back then. Personally, I'm glad those days are over. I'm much more of a devote-every-waking-hour-to-a-h...

Sibling Rivalry: A Tale of Two Sh*tties

January 16, 2020 12:07 - 1 hour - 56.3 MB

Raising one kid is hard enough raising two is harder. If those two kids don't get a long it makes it hardest. Solution? Return them. It's like the `Switch Witch` but with kids.  instead of swapping out candy for toys your take swap your kids for a gaming console of your choice. You'll need it with all those free hours you'll have. Mike and Peter get all up on it. Enoy.  Support us 🙏 https://www.patreon.com/DadandBuried https://anchor.fm/dadandburied/support You can listen here:  iTunes: htt...

Diagnosed: How Parents Cope when their Kid has an Illness

January 09, 2020 13:08 - 1 hour - 71.8 MB

Parenting is hard, we know that.  But what happens when on top of the craziness of mealtime, bathtime, bedtime your kid gets diagnoses with an illness? Mike and Pete talk about their own kid's diagnoses and hear from listeners about their kids illnesses. From heart transplants, to brittle teeth, to epilepsy to ADHD the guys go deep (at least as deep as they can) into all of it. This is a very "special" episode of the Dad and Buried podcast. Support us 🙏 https://www.patreon.com/DadandBuried h...

Year in Review: A Look Back at the Last 47 Episodes

January 02, 2020 12:10 - 1 hour - 69.9 MB

We did it LIVE! Mike and Pete cover it all and answer "Would You Rather's --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dadandburied/support

Lying to Your Kids: Should you do it? vs Doesn't Matter you 100% do it

December 19, 2019 13:41 - 56 minutes - 52.3 MB

Oh, you don't lie to your kids? Really? Santa ring a bell? How about the Tooth Fairy? What about the Switch Witch (whoever came up with that one is a real monster). You want the truth? You have to LIE! It's part of that parenting mandate. I mean, who really know what happens if you actualy count to 3. Mike and Pete take an indepth look at thousands of quatitavie data points across the globe and build a model of the socio-economic impact of lying to your kids. See? Lying isn't so hard afterall...

Sh*tty Toys: Fun for Kids, a Nightmare for Parents

December 12, 2019 12:04 - 1 hour - 70.5 MB

Why are toys hard?!! You know those toys we're talking about. The ones that kids wont' stop asking for and that require 30 mins of your time to set up, they play with for 20 mins and 30 mins of cleanup? In these divided times I think we can all agree that toys shouldn't need any adult supervision, right? Who's with me?! Viva La Revolution!! Mike and Pete get into it.   Support us 🙏  https://www.patreon.com/DadandBuried https://anchor.fm/dadandburied/support  You can listen here:  iTun...

All the Chores that Make Parenting Fun! (Part 2) - Ep 45

December 05, 2019 11:57 - 1 hour - 65.8 MB

Homework, dishes, laundry, morning routine, clean up, the list of parenting chores is so long the topic was split into two episodes. Or as Pete correctly points out is kinda the gist of this whole podcast thing. Mike and Pete pick up where they left off in the last episode; angry.  They really are the best.  Support us 🙏 https://www.patreon.com/DadandBuried https://anchor.fm/dadandburied/support You can listen here:  iTunes: https://apple.co/2UZeMbH Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2U1888t Stitche...

Thanksgiving or Ungratefultaking? (See what I did there)

November 27, 2019 12:52 - 1 hour - 61.4 MB

Thanksgiving is yet another uniquely American  gift to the world (you heard me Canada!). It's a non denominational holiday who's sole purpose is to celebrate togetherness through eating a drinking and watching football. Its a day where the constant whining and screaming coming from your kids is drowned out by the volume of the TV. Can it be a stressful holiday? Sure. Dealing with In-laws, or your uncle  who believes firmly in "beautiful clean coal" can be a hassle but just tell them about the...

All the Chores that Make Parenting Fun! (Part 1) - Ep 43

November 21, 2019 11:54 - 1 hour - 65.1 MB

What are parenting chores? Bedtime, bathtime, mealtime, making lunches, school pickup/dropoffs...the list goes on and on. Well at leas Mike and Pete went on and on and on. So much so they needed to break this up into 2 whole EPISODES!! This is just part one!. WARNING: some topics discussed may fill you with and all consuming rage. Enjoy! Support us 🙏 https://www.patreon.com/DadandBuried https://anchor.fm/dadandburied/support You can listen here:  iTunes: https://apple.co/2UZeMbH Spotify: ht...

What's harder, Raising Boys or Raising Girls? - Ep42

November 14, 2019 11:47 - 1 hour - 71.6 MB

We did it! We figured it out. Using the scientific method, big data pulled from millions of data sets along the latest technology we have successfully concluded which sex is harder to raise. The the answer is BOYS! There you go.  The answer is difiniti...er wait, I was reading the results upside down. Ugh, this says it's girls.  Wait, ok hang on. Is that a ketchup stain?  Okay, we're going to need a little more time for our artifical intelligence to get our heads around all this big ass data....

Which is better: Parenting When you're Young and Broke or Old and Tired? - Ep 41

November 07, 2019 12:09 - 59 minutes - 54.9 MB

Ever think that you had kids at the wrong time in your life? If only you had them earlier you wouldn't be so damned tired all the time. Then again, if you had them any younger youd've lost your formative party years when you were on the scene crushing it [Read: eating cereal in your underwear watching Judge Judy re-runs till 3am]. Don't worry, friend you're not alone (well I guess we're all alone ultimately) there are others who feel the same way. Thier names are Mike and Pete and they explor...

Dad Bods: The Ultimate Guide for Parents Trying to Keep Fit, or not, After Kids - Ep 40

October 31, 2019 12:14 - 1 hour - 59.8 MB

So what is a dad bod? Is it an echo of your former body before you had kids just a lot softer and rounder? Yes. Are people in to dad bods? Yes, mainly dads but also some people who live on the fringes of our society. Once again we have to thank the Internet for delivering us such a beautiful phrase that captures the struggle of trying to keep fit post kid. The term Dad Bod represents a shift in the cultural zeitgeist. Now parents have a choice, either lean into it and let their dad bod flag f...

Is Halloween Just for Kids? Yes, is the Answer to that Question - Ep39

October 24, 2019 10:54 - 1 hour - 65.2 MB

As an adult, what's not to like about Halloween? All you have to do is simply click any buy your kid a costume in a bag. Easy. Oh wait, you mean the night before they don't want to be an Avenger  anymore they want to be a ghost. Just a regular ghost. No problem, you didn't need that $80 you spent on the costume anyway. Oh but, the ghost costume you now had to take a day off of work to make isn't the "right kind of ghost" and now they are in a full meltdown while your other kid(s) and wife/hub...

Antivax? More like AntiFACTS, amirite? Hahaha ...Sorry 🤦 - Ep 38

October 17, 2019 11:21 - 1 hour - 62.8 MB

How did we get here??! It's almost 2020. We should be traveling around in flying cars wearing well tailored, monochromatic jumpsuits, but instead we're trying to convince people that they need to vaccinate their kids and that the earth is round. What's the basis? Why has the movie Idiocracy become more a prophetic guide to the future than overlooked comedy from 2006 (watch it). We hit 100 ratings in iTunes so we promised to do a controversial topic. Welp, here you go...As always Mike and Pet...

Scheduling Your Life Around Your Kid's Activities: SPOLER: It Blows! - Ep 37

October 10, 2019 10:55 - 59 minutes - 55.3 MB

Remember that time you wanted to go out to do that thing? Well, you can't. You have soccer practice. Then you need to pick up your other kid at dance. No, wait, it's Tuesday! Soccer's tomorrow!  You need to get little Timmy from Karate BUT THAT WAS 20 MINS AGO!!!! GAHHHH! Not to be melodramatic, but scheduling your life and your kids activities both sucks AND blows. Mike and Pete get into it the best they can, which is not really very good. Support us 🙏 https://www.patreon.com/DadandBuried h...

Kids TV Shows: Annoying Theme Song Edition - Ep36

October 03, 2019 10:57 - 1 hour - 60.2 MB

WARNING: This episode may contain theme tunes that you cannot get out of your head! There a few kids shows out there that are actually good *cough* Yo Gabba Gabba *cough*. But most fall onto the heap as just bland, non sensical, vehicles to sell merchandise. Actually, when I put it that way it's a pretty good business model *squinting and shaking head* No, stay strong. From Peppa Pig, Puppy Dog Pals, PJ Masks, Bluey, Blipi, ninjago and Paw Patrol (the one where Rubble dies at the end) Mike a...

Hypocritical Parenting: Do as I Say, Not as I Do! - Ep 35

September 26, 2019 11:01 - 58 minutes - 54.4 MB

Me:  Put your phone down! My Kid: You put YOUR phone down. [5 pts away from my high score] Me: I'm working on an email!!  As parents are we the ones who are wrong for saying one thing then doing another? No. NO! It's the KIDS that are wrong! It's our job to make these kids better than we are. I know it's a low bar, but it's a necessity.  Hypocritical parenting is the cornerstone for all parenting. oh, you think that sounds like a hyperbole? You're wrong. I don't even know what hyperbole mean...

Potty Training: It's a World of S**t - Ep34

September 19, 2019 10:55 - 1 hour - 67.5 MB

Potty training has to be the best part of parenting. It has a little bit of everything, crying, shouting, lying - all things you'll do to get out of training your kid to use the potty.  So, are you are "shamer" (let them make a mess and deal with the consequences) or a "briber" (find the kids weakness, eg Pokemon, and use it against them #classic)? Mike and Pete share listener stories along their own. It's all bad. Support us 🙏 https://www.patreon.com/DadandBuried https://anchor.fm/dadandbur...

I Have a Favorite Kid and So do You. Admit It! - Ep 33

September 12, 2019 11:14 - 54 minutes - 50.4 MB

"Pfft, I don't have a favorite kid" you say as you nervously laugh laugh it off and look down at the ground. Congratulations, you played yourself, cause ya do. Those who have one one kid you're going to have to sit this one out - though Mike and Peter cover that too. No one wants to admit it, but it's true. Yes it may vary by age, phase or even by day but you know you have a favorite. The question is do you announce it to the family? Mike and Pete get all up in it.  Support us 🙏 https://ww...

Back to School: The Day We've All Been Waiting For! - Ep32

September 05, 2019 11:41 - 1 hour - 56.3 MB

WE DID IT!!!! We made it through another summer.  I know you're going to miss screaming the  "stop fighting with your brother!" and "What do you mean the beach is boring?" and "how is it possible to play Roblox for 8 straight hours!?" Well, my friends, their time is up (for some kids it was 3 weeks ago - don't get me started). They're someone else's problem now. Bring on the routine! Bring on the early bedtimes! Bring on making lunches every morning. Bring on screaming matches as you try to ...

Are We Better Parents than Our Parents? - Parenting Then Vs Now - Ep31

August 29, 2019 11:23 - 1 hour - 59.1 MB

Car seats, kids water bottles, calling parents by their first names -  all things that never existed when we were growing up. When we took car trips as kids the highlight was riding facing backwards in the station wagon with one working lap belt. But now, oh boy, the rules of parenting have changed; from discipline to technology to constant water consumption it's all water bottles all the time. Was it better then or is it better now? Mike and Pete get into it all.  Support us 🙏 https://www...

Everything You Wanted to Know About the Dad and Buried Podcast - Ep 30

August 22, 2019 11:54 - 1 hour - 71.3 MB

It's our 30th episode so we decided to do something a little different. We (Mike) wanted to let you guys ask questions in this very special "mail bag" (or male bag) episode. Do you guys ask some really good questions? Yes. Do we do a good job of answering them? No, no we don't. Don't be fooled by that clickbaity title, if you're into long answers with little substance than this episode is for you! But cut us some slack it's our 30th episode!!! Support us 🙏 https://www.patreon.com/DadandBurie...

Parenting Double Standards: Just Do as I Say, Not as I Do! - Ep29

August 15, 2019 11:47 - 1 hour - 59.8 MB

Have you every tried to get your kids to eat a food that you don't like cause it's good for them *cough* peas *cough*? Or how about told your kids no screen time as you're scrolling through your feed? Ok so we're all jerks, what's new? 1) don't let these kids know these double standards exist (I know they're probing) and 2) by acknowledging it and talking about it openly we can learn new techniques from each other to keep these little buggers on their toes. Mike and Peter get into it. Suppor...

Being the Favorite Parent is the Best of Times and the Worst of Times - Ep28

August 08, 2019 11:19 - 57 minutes - 52.9 MB

Ok, so you're your kid's favorite parent. Congrats! But there's a dark underside. Much like a dealer (you) selling to an strung out addict (your kid) looking to score one more hit, in this case being next to you. Unlike a dealer, you don't get any money in exchange and you end up paying the price with your time a energy (forget showering without a tiny human sitting next to you asking bad questions - yes there is such a thing). This analogy went sideways, but you get it. It's hard out here fo...

The Truth About Parenting: A Dad's Perspective - Ep 27

August 01, 2019 13:40 - 1 hour - 56.4 MB

There's a lot of parental sugar-coating going on. From ads with parents smiling while wiping up messes to IG accounts filled with beautiful families sitting around a table eating. What you don't see is the strung out parents screaming at crying kids because "NO you can't wear your socks on your hands for DINNER!!!" The truth about parenting is out there [SPOILER: It's hard].  Mike And Pete expose it with the help of the D&B Community. Give us your tired; give us your fed up; for together we s...

Why Won't These Kids EAT?!: Picky Eaters Edition - Ep 26

July 25, 2019 12:13 - 1 hour - 57.7 MB

Trying to get kids to eat so they can stay alive can be one of the most frustrating things a parent can do. Sprinkle in a little attitude and add a dollop of ungratefulness and you got the perfect recipe for yelling at mealtime. You don't want to eat? FINE! Oh, but now you're hungry and all you want to eat are mini coc-chip muffins? NO WAY! This episode Mike and Pete cover it all in 100 degree "studio" and discover the one thing we can all agree on is that Lima beans are gross - TRUE FACT!  ...

What Happens When You Try to Raise Kids with Two Different Parenting Styles? - Ep 25

July 18, 2019 12:45 - 49 minutes - 46 MB

Have you ever been in the middle of disciplining your kid when your spouse comes over and immediately undercuts any shred of authoritah you might have? It might go something like this "Oh relax. The kids are just having fun. Kids, don't worry about it." That's it. That's all it takes. You're just standing there while kids continue to jump on the couch while eating ice cream. Parenting is hard and when you and your spouse disagree with how to do it you show weakness. And thats EXACTLY what the...

The Ultimate Guide to Helicopter Parents - Ep24

July 04, 2019 14:15 - 48 minutes - 45 MB

Do you feel the itching, burning desire to control every aspect of your kid's life? Well, you too may be what doctors refer to as a "Helicopter Parent." In this episode Mike and Pete cover off on what makes this most annoying kind of parent.  Support us 🙏 https://www.patreon.com/DadandBuried https://anchor.fm/dadandburied/support You can listen here:  iTunes: https://apple.co/2UZeMbH Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2U1888t Stitcher: https://bit.ly/2HYvzI7 Anchor: https://bit.ly/2JK4FGC Ov...

Is Raising Kids Near Family a Good Idea? - Ep 23

June 27, 2019 14:00 - 41 minutes - 38 MB

Is it better to raise kids near family or far...far away? How much is free baby sitting really worth? It's great that your kids are close to their grandparents, but when they come over do they really always have to comment about the Led Zeppelin poster hanging in the living room!? It's MY House MOM and I can do what ever I WANT *slams bedroom door*. Mike and Pete  get into it.  Support us 🙏 https://www.patreon.com/DadandBuried https://anchor.fm/dadandburied/support You can listen here:  iTu...

Summertime vs School Year: The Winner is Obvious

June 20, 2019 15:41 - 44 minutes - 41.4 MB

🎶Schools out for summer! 🎶 A phrase at one time filled your heart with the excitement of endless possibilities that lay ahead. Now that you have a kid, there's nothing but dread at the time and expense of all of those aforementioned possibilities. Mike and Pete cover all the 'cons,' completely bypassing any 'pros'. Let's face it we're not here for that. -------------------------- Moms and Dads, WE NEED YOU! This show and these dank memes won't feed our families (we've tried).  We need you...

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