Crystal Catalog: A Final Fantasy Retrospective
63 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 4 years ago - ★★★★★ - 6 ratingsForrest and Joe play through every final fantasy game so you don't have to
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Episodes
Final Fantasy 03 Part 04: The Gold Was Goldor
July 19, 2019 11:00 - 1 hour - 71 MBForrest and Joe uncover the mystery of SoupWorld, pass out for three days, help old men, dodge exploding shoes and then blow up a gold man and the Earth Crystal. Having a normal one on the surface world.
Final Fantasy 03 Part 03: Puff the Manic Dragon
July 12, 2019 11:00 - 1 hour - 64.6 MBForrest and Joe keep on keeping on, get some new jobs, and meet an extremely ludicrous looking dragon... who's also a man? Finally they find themselves in the long awaited SoupWorld.
Final Fantasy 03 Part 02: Change Your Shape, Be Happy, Enjoy!
July 05, 2019 11:00 - 1 hour - 67.9 MBForrest and Joe make their way through the aptly-named floating continent, and are required to change shape to their own detriment repeatedly. Also, someone jumps in lava but might be ok?
Final Fantasy 03 Part 01: Working for the Crystals
June 28, 2019 11:00 - 1 hour - 67 MBJoe and Forrest dive into a new Final Fantasy, and this one brings the THIRD DIMENSION! It's time to follow the adventures of Luneth, Arc, Refia and Ingus as they accept various gig work from the crystals and are technically employed almost immediately! Forrest also badly biffs recalling the word "Matrix."
Final Fantasy 02 Part 05: Free at Last
June 21, 2019 10:51 - 1 hour - 105 MBForrest and Joe make it out the other side of Final Fantasy II, but not before marveling at topics like the wretched Leon and Imperial motivations. It's finally over!
Final Fantasy 02 Part 04: Nintendo Power
June 14, 2019 11:27 - 1 hour - 76.5 MBForrest and Joe continue the slog, and this time the slog includes helping a large fish? out with some oral parasites as well as a discussion of now-defunct game tip hotlines.
Final Fantasy 02 Part 03: DTF and GottosQuest
June 07, 2019 12:00 - 1 hour - 82.1 MBForrest and Joe wade through the deepest part of the river of madness which is Final Fantasy II. They discuss group sex etiquette, wearing sandals to work and then Go Back To Altair.
Final Fantasy 02 Part 02: Errands Quest
May 31, 2019 10:50 - 1 hour - 82.3 MBForrest and Joe continue The Slog and this time they really get in the weeds about how little sense this game makes. It's Final Fantasy II: Errands Quest
Final Fantasy 02 Part 01: The Slog Begins
May 24, 2019 12:12 - 52 minutes - 57 MBIt's time for a new Final Fantasy game! And this time... we hate it! Welcome to Final Fantasy II.
Final Fantasy 01 Part 04
May 17, 2019 07:58 - 52 minutes - 60.8 MBAfter blowing up a lot of skugs and lighting up a lot of crystals, it's time for Forrest and Joe to finish up Final Fantasy 1.
Final Fantasy 01 Part 03
May 10, 2019 16:44 - 51 minutes - 57.3 MBIf you like crystals, you'll love this part. Forrest and Joe light up the crystals as they light up our lives.
Final Fantasy 01 Part 02
May 03, 2019 15:16 - 52 minutes - 62.1 MBForrest and Joe get down to the business of saving the world and this time they work hard enough to earn a Promotion! (I guess Bahamut the dragon is our boss)
Final Fantasy 01 part 01
April 26, 2019 15:47 - 1 hour - 91.2 MBForrest and Joe kick off Crystal Catalog, the podcast where they play every final fantasy so you don't have to. They begin with the PSP version of Final Fantasy 1, the most playable version of the game that started it all. Let's talk about jobs!