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CRiiiME

200 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 3 years ago - ★★★★★ - 132 ratings

CRiiiME is a show about lawbreakers from comedians Rich Slaton and Jon Shefsky. Each week the guys are joined by hilarious guests as they examine crimes from throughout world history. Follow us on social media @CRiiiMEPOD and email [email protected] with any story suggestions, questions or dick pics for Shefsky because he totally loves them. Taped in the dungeon at the World Famous Comedy Store.

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Episodes

#59 - Allen Strickland Williams in "Hairy Racist and the Invisibility Afro"

April 11, 2018 07:00 - 1 hour - 73.8 MB

Hey kids! Hope you're enjoying our show. Tell your parents that we super appreciate all the support. Today we are going to have so much fun talking about racism, pornography and murder! Yay! And to help us out, we have comedian Allen Strickland Williams! He joins Slaton and Shefsky for the story of Joseph Paul Franklin, a very naughty boy who did very naughty things. Also, he was racist. This episode includes an "I'm with racist" t-shirt, the "JFK killed himself" theory and our new sponsor: ...

#58 - Ron Taylor in "O Darwin, Where Art Thou?"

April 04, 2018 07:00 - 1 hour - 70.6 MB

Do you ever feel like life is just too much? Wouldn't it be nice to just get away from the mounting responsibilities? Comedian Ron Taylor joins Slaton and Shefsky for the story of John Darwin, a guy who came up with a very creative solution to a very common problem. This episode includes Evercrack, hostage NO-gotiations and meat-seeking missiles.  Follow @ComedianRonT See the guys at CRIMECON! May 4-6 in Nashville, Tennessee. Use the promo code CRIIIME for 10% off! CRiiiME is a show ab...

#57 - Ehsan Ahmad (II) in "Almost Infamous"

March 28, 2018 07:00 - 1 hour - 83.3 MB

After a triumphant takeover of the Comedy Store Belly Room, the guys are back in the podcast dungeon! This week, Rich and Shefsky are joined by returning guest Ehsan Ahmad to hear the story of Stephen Griffiths. Little Stevie was a totally normal boy; he hated roughhousing, loved swords and became adept at dissecting small woodland creatures. Yep, typical boy stuff, nothing to see here. This episode includes oblivious victims, snake feedings and dating advice for the lonely sociopath.  See...

#56 - LiiiVE with Jeremiah Watkins (III) in "Acockalypse Now"

March 21, 2018 07:00 - 1 hour - 79.3 MB

CRiiiME LiiiVE! It finally happened folks and it was a blast! Thanks to everyone who came out, we had a fantastic time. For those of you who were too St. Paddy's Day wasted to make it, don't you worry, there will be more! Rich and Shefsky, joined by show favorite Jeremiah Watkins, took over the Belly Room of the Comedy Store for the story of Mickey Featherstone. Born in Hell's Kitchen, Mickey's life consists of repeatedly jumping out of frying pans and into fires. From an origin story that w...

#55 - F*CK MARTIN SHKRELI with Ed Greer (II)

March 13, 2018 11:55 - 1 hour - 75.8 MB

No fancy movie based word-play for this episode title. We wanted to make sure our message came across loud and clear. This week, comedian Ed Greer makes his second appearance on the show to hear the story of Martin Shkreli A.K.A. "The Most Hated Man in America." A kaleidoscope of douchebaggery, every time you think the well of his terribleness might run dry, it suddenly fills back up to the brim. This episode includes awful falafel, homemade squatty potties and the debut of CRiiiME Radio The...

#54 - Brian Moses (II) in "Once Upon a Time in Pennsylvania"

March 07, 2018 12:12 - 1 hour - 76.1 MB

Ok, no beating around the bushel of wheat, we have an AMISH crime on our hands. Brian Moses makes his second appearance on the show to join Rich and Shefsky deep inside a world of buggys, beards and getting your milk "the old fashioned way." As it turns out, sometimes even the Amish can be total d-bags. This episode includes Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's first adult film, Rumspringbreaka and new ways to try to "purge Satan." Follow @racebanning @verbalviolence Get tickets for CRiiiME Liii...

#53 - Annie Lederman in "Weekend at Elmie's"

February 28, 2018 12:56 - 1 hour - 67.2 MB

Did you have any idea that certain crimes can "go out of style?" Yep, that's actually a thing. Come along with Rich and Shefsky their hilarious guest, comedian Annie Lederman, for the story of Elmer McCurdy, the lawbreaker who just wouldn't quit. He's like Rudy, but with powerful explosives. This episode includes courtroom shenanigans, lubed-up robberies and a criminal guidance counselor.  Get tickets for CRiiiME LiiiVE! Follow @annielederman We are back on PATREON! Support the show a...

#52 - Irina Skaya in "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Tonya"

February 21, 2018 12:20 - 1 hour - 70.2 MB

Happy belated Valentine's Day! Since we forgot to get you a card, here's an episode about true love starring comedian Irina Skaya. The boys invite Irina to the show for the story of Charlie Smith and his lover, Tonya (last name redacted, for now, because it's awesome). Their love burned like a candle you left by the window and forgot about until your smoke alarm went off and you had to run outside in your undies and watch your house go up in flames. This episode includes felonious foreplay, ...

#51 - Roy Tighe in "Elizabeth Scissor Hands"

February 14, 2018 11:11 - 1 hour - 70.7 MB

Some criminals murder. Some steal. Some commit arson. But SOME do it ALL. This week, Rich and Shefsky are joined by actor/producer/Canadian Roy Tighe for the story of Lizzie Halliday, once labeled the "Worst Woman On Earth." When she wasn't killing people, Lizzie could be found on her national tour of asylums for the criminally insane. This episode includes a Metallica impressions, deadly mouth play and unconventional sanitary napkins.  CRiiiME will be appearing LIVE Saturday, March 17th ...

#50 - Brian Simpson in "Kill Barb Vol. 2"

February 07, 2018 11:06 - 1 hour - 67.1 MB

Some people were simply born to be criminals. Others only THINK they were and spend a lifetime failing fantastically. Those are the kinds of stories we LOVE on this show. Comedian Brian Simpson (@shortwideneck) joins Rich and Shefsky for the tale of Gary Krist, who viewed himself as a criminal mastermind, a label complicated by the fact that he kept getting caught. Over and over again. This episode includes a KKK lawyer, parolee dating profiles and a three-part CRiiiME-ony.  CRiiiME will ...

#49 - Kyle Clark in "The Prize Faker"

January 31, 2018 11:25 - 1 hour - 76.7 MB

"Would you like to be something worse than a carney?" Questions like this are why today's guest is PERFECT for the show. Comedian Kyle Clark takes a break from releasing great albums on dead platforms (like this) to join Rich and Shefsky for the story of Joseph Weil A.K.A. "The Yellow Kid." Weil is probably the greatest con-artist in American history. That will be true at least until Rich finds the next one to hyperbolize (is that a word?). In this episode the boys discover the original blac...

#48 - Jak Knight in "La Femme Nikrazy"

January 24, 2018 11:23 - 1 hour - 75.2 MB

Some people just weren't designed to be parents. Or spouses. Or anything for that matter. Jak Knight (from Big Mouth on Netflix) joins Rich and Shefsky for the story of Sara Jane Moore, an early frontrunner for CRiiiME's "Mother of the Year" award. Sara Jane starts off pretty nutty and then goes way past that. In this episode the boys learn that they are better than garbage, pine cones can be sexy and the true source of chem-trails.  LIVE SHOW!!! CRiiiME will be appearing Saturday, March 1...

#47 - Kyle Ray in "To Kill a Jayhawk"

January 17, 2018 12:16 - 1 hour - 88.5 MB

How do you get a nickname like "Bloody" Bill Anderson? Hint: start with scalping and see where it goes from there. Comedian Kyle Ray joins Rich and Shefsky for an American Civil War tale of love (of violence) and friendship (between murderous psychopaths). IT'S A WILD ONE FOLKS. This episode includes inanimate prostitutes, literally rock-solid father figures and TV's newest procedural: CSI 1850. LIVE SHOW!!! CRiiiME will be appearing Saturday, March 17th at The World Famous Comedy Store wi...

#46 - Joe Dosch in "He Got Gang"

January 10, 2018 11:17 - 1 hour - 65.7 MB

Sometimes the only thing worse than the boss is the boss's son. Unless the boss crucifies people, then that's really hard to top. BUT BOY DOES THIS DUDE'S KID TRY. Comedian Joe Dosch joins Rich and Shefsky for the story of Arthur Thompson, one of the most feared gangsters in the entire United Kingdom. Not only did he have a penchant for straight razors, but he also fathered a massive douche. This episode includes filthy gyms, an overzealous prostate exam and the debut of Rich's drag name.  ...

#45 - Nick Youssef in "An American Redhead in Philly"

January 03, 2018 07:48 - 1 hour - 63.4 MB

HAPPY NEW YEAR! While you're pretending to give the gym a chance, put on your headphones and take in this week's episode with Nick Youssef. Our tale hearkens back to the 1770s; a time when people still said "hark" and wore wigs and were called Whigs and probably smelled like dirty fake hair. Nick joins the guys to learn about James Fitzpatrick, the Robin Hood of the revolutionary war (if Robin really loved flogging people). This episode includes a horse-wife, a wife-horse, a Quaker fetish an...

#44 - Candice Thompson (II) in "Don't Tell The Babysitter...

December 27, 2017 10:39 - 1 hour - 67.4 MB

MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! Candice Thompson returns to the show per listener request (we would have had her back anyway cause she's dope). Candice joins Rich and Shefsky for the story of Robert Coombes, who nearly had the greatest week of any child in 1890s England, except for one minor detail. This home alone prequel includes potato-sack body, freestyle OBGYNs and the key to marital bliss.    Follow @jokesbyCandice Support the show by visiting our sponsors! Joe Erle at C3 Ris...

#43 - Andy Haynes in "Coin Baby Coin"

December 20, 2017 11:06 - 1 hour - 79.2 MB

Ever think that life would be easier if you could just make money out of nowhere? Yeah, we all thought that, but we don't do it. Rich and Shefsky are joined by comedian Andy Haynes for a story of fake everything.William Chaloner made knock offs of things you would never imagine. Think "what if someone made fake copies of a real lawn-chairs, how dumb would that be?" Now go even more stupid. This episode includes alliteration, butt-history and a surprise cameo from one the most famous people i...

#42 - The Teeb (II) and Sara Lehmann in "The Boondock Ain'ts"

December 13, 2017 13:32 - 1 hour - 71 MB

Over the first 41 episodes of CRiiiME, we've heard some terrible plans. One woman poorly acted like she was poisoned to throw off the trail of her murders. A strange Frenchman went to fake work everyday while embezzling from his family. Then there was the drunk bank robber. But none of those dimwits were half as embarrassingly bad as the subject of this week's story. Jayson Thibault returns to the studio with Sara Lehmann, the co-host of his new show "92.7 The Pod", to hear the story of the ...

#41 - Steve Simeone in "Chariots of Liar"

December 06, 2017 09:05 - 1 hour - 70.2 MB

We're going Steve to Steve! After the freak romp with Rannazzisi, this week we're joined by Steve Simeone for some good, old-fashioned family lawbreaking. Steve joins Rich and Shefsky for the story of James Hogue, a man who really, really loved running. In fact, he ran all the way into a life of CRiiiME! Don't shake your head, you loved it. This episode includes the John Tesh of bicycles, shirt racists and a tragically failed Bloodsport anecdote. Follow @SteveSimeone on twitter, check out ...

#40 - Steve Rannazzisi in "Lobsterboy "

November 29, 2017 09:05 - 57 minutes - 52.5 MB

Holy bucket of crab legs Batman, this one is a pile of crazy. Steve Rannazzisi, from the hit FX show "The League", joins Rich and Shefsky for the story of Grady Stiles, who clawed his way to the big top of our "how the hell is this story real?" list. That sentence contains so many claws. I mean clues. It contains many clues. Can you guess what this is about? I really lobstered that one up for ya. Just stop reading this and listen to the episode already. This one includes the world's most whi...

#39 - Erik Griffin in "The Mighty Drunks"

November 22, 2017 11:00 - 1 hour - 80.6 MB

Erik Griffin from "Workaholics" and Showtime's "I'm Dying Up Here" joins Rich and Shefsky for the story of Attila Ambrus, a wonderfully whimsical criminal. Attila (yes, he is named after the Hun) grew up as an ethnic Hungarian under the thumb of Romanian oppression, which I assumed was mostly just forced viewings of gymnastic competitions. Oh boy was I wrong. After escaping the country of X-Ray torture police (you read that correctly) for Hungary, he became a record-setting athlete and an ev...

#38 - Sam Tripoli and Ryan Davis in "Confessions of a Torturaholic"

November 15, 2017 09:37 - 1 hour - 62.9 MB

It's a SWAPCAST! Rich and Shefsky team up with Sam Tripoli and Ryan Davis from Tin Foil Hat, a great podcast for you conspiracy lovers out there. Sam and Ryan join the guys for the story of Jon Burge, a bona-fide hero who turned out to be a massive villain. Funny how that works ain't it? Burge had more impact on police procedure than the invention of donuts. Yeah, that's a cheap joke, but you try writing these every week. This episode includes poorly thought-out book titles, sensual interrog...

#37 - Rick Wood in "Teen Wife"

November 08, 2017 09:58 - 1 hour - 98.8 MB

Comedian Rick Wood joins the guys for the story of Minnie Walkup,  an 1880's Anna Nicole Smith, minus the singing voice. She was young, hot, annoying and deadly. Basically patient zero for the kind of millennial who takes pictures of her meal at brunch, gets too drunk, then threatens to sue the restaurant after they kick her out. This episode includes typographical profanity problems, teenage step-moms and mouth-based gynecology.     CRiiiME is a show about lawbreakers from Rich Slaton and...

#36 - Kim Congdon in "A Fish Called Walter"

November 01, 2017 08:09 - 1 hour - 77.8 MB

This week stars comedian Kim Congdon, host of "Stoned Science" (which is exactly what it sounds like). Kim joins Rich and Shefsky for the story of Walter Shaw Junior and his dad, Walter Shaw Senior. Dad invented everything cool about phones before 2007 but got zero credit and even less money. So Junior decided not to be a sucker and just rob everybody. This episode includes stripper nuns, yacht collecting and a crime guidance counselor.     CRiiiME is a show about lawbreakers from Rich S...

#35 - Jerry Rocha in "What Women Don't Want"

October 25, 2017 09:59 - 1 hour - 88.4 MB

This week stars comedian Jerry Rocha, who has a killer new one-hour special on Netflix. Jerry joins Rich and Shefsky for the story of Daniel Sickles, a charming philanderer and carrier of several fine pistols. Daniel had it all; a wife, a fortune and friends in the White House. What he didn't have was the ability to share. This episode includes professional corpse wrestling, World Star 1776 and a retrospective of pervy pop songs.   CRiiiME is a show about lawbreakers from Rich Slaton and J...

#34 - Luis J. Gomez in "The French Deception"

October 18, 2017 20:27 - 1 hour - 87.9 MB

This week stars comedian Luis J. Gomez, from the wildly popular podcast "Legion of Skanks" with Big Jay Oakerson and Dave Smith. Luis joins Rich and Shefsky for the story of Jean Claude Romand, a short, ugly frenchman who somehow landed a great job, a hot wife and tons of money. And by "somehow" we mean crime. You had to see that coming. But seriously, you'll kinda like this guy right up until the moment you don't. This episode includes sexy cancer cures, "kissing cousins" and the Barbie Dr...

#33 - Biniam Bizuneh in "I Now Pronounce You Leopold and Loeb"

October 11, 2017 08:48 - 1 hour - 92.7 MB

This week stars comedian Biniam Bizuneh, from Comedy Central's "How to Be Broke". Biniam joins Rich and Shefsky for the story of Leopold and Loeb, two jewish fellas who happened to love Hitler's favorite book. That's not even close to the weirdest part of this story. This episode includes bird-icide, lady techno-combat suits and an unfortunate game of tennis. CRiiiME is a show about lawbreakers from Rich Slaton and Jon Shefsky, taped in the dungeon at The World Famous Comedy Store.    Fo...

#32 - Josh Adam Meyers in "Fake Club"

October 04, 2017 11:08 - 1 hour - 104 MB

This week stars comedian Josh Adam Meyers, creator of the God Damn Comedy Jam. J-Mo joins Rich and Shefsky for the story of Art Williams, a man who literally made his own fortune. The first rule of Fake Club is "you do not talk about Fake Club". The second rule of--you get it. Too bad he couldn't obey any of the rules. This episode includes sexy family reunions, hot redneck chicks and the Official Tom Selleck hundred-dollar bill.   CRiiiME is a show about lawbreakers from Rich Slaton and...

#31 - The Teeb in "Crouching Tiger, Missing Wallet"

September 26, 2017 22:51 - 1 hour - 90.3 MB

This week stars comedian Jayson Thibault A.K.A. The Teeb from the hilarious podcast Punch Drunk Sports with Sam Tripoli and Ari Shaffir. Teeb joins Rich and Shefsky for the story of George Appo, the almost un-killable pickpocket. That may sound lucky, but I assure you he's not. Life gave him lemons and he made a giant shit sandwich. This episode includes alcoholic strategy, friendship jerks and too many bracelets.    CRIME! is a show about lawbreakers from Rich Slaton and Jon Shefsky, ta...

#30 - Becky Robinson in "Blanche Jones's Diary"

September 19, 2017 23:19 - 1 hour - 88.9 MB

This week stars comedian Becky Robinson from MTV's Wild 'N Out and Punchline on FOX. Becky joins the guys for the story of Roland Molineux, New York's premier male gymnast/douchebag. Roland had a lot of problems, most of them stemming from the fact that everyone else was more likable than he. See that grammar mom? This episode includes quiet vomiting, unpredictable "stomach problems" and poor sex education.  CRIME! is a show about lawbreakers from Rich Slaton and Jon Shefsky, taped in the ...

#29 - White Wine True CRIME! in "Mrs. Doubtfirov"

September 13, 2017 08:28 - 1 hour - 96.1 MB

This week stars comedians Kari Martin and Caitlin Cutt from the hilarious podcast White Wine True Crime! Check out their show, it's a blast. Kari and Caitlin join the guys for the story of Felix Yusupov, the sexiest man AND woman in Russia. Yes, you read that correctly. Look up a picture and tell me you wouldn't smash. I'll wait. Settled? Good. This episode includes Yoshinoya jewel bowls, geographic confusion and rental babies.  CRIME! is a show about lawbreakers from Rich Slaton and Jon S...

#28 - Ed Greer in "Dances With Trains"

September 06, 2017 09:46 - 1 hour - 105 MB

This week stars comedian and comic book artist extraordinaire Ed Greer. Ed joins Rich and Shefsky for the story of Rube Burrow, a failed farmer turned train robber. He loved robbing trains, like super loved it so much he shoulda married it. Also, he was kinda bad at it. Go figure. You can't choose who you love. This episode includes newly invented body parts, wise-cracking victims and Rich's inability to pronounce the word "four".   CRIME! is a show about lawbreakers from Rich Slaton and...

#26 - Adam Tod Brown in "The Unusual Suspect"

August 23, 2017 07:03 - 1 hour - 84.2 MB

This week stars comedian Adam Tod Brown, former Cracked writer/editor and creator of the popular podcast "Unpopular Opinion". See what I did there? Popular. Unpopular. They're opposites. Get it? You get it. Adam joins Rich and Shefsky for the story of Charles Peace, who might be the single worst thief in the history of England. At the same time, he may have been the best "master of disguise" of his era. Don't worry, we'll post pictures. This episode includes a one legged shoe-maker, the orig...

#25 - Jessica Michelle Singleton in "Mission Impractical"

August 11, 2017 18:43 - 1 hour - 90.7 MB

This week stars comedian Jessica Michelle Singleton, who's debut stand up album, "Please Don't Leave Me", went to number one on iTunes comedy. Go get it. Like, for real. You'll dig it. Jessica Michelle joins Rich and Shefsky for the story of Phil Christopher A.K.A. the SUPERTHIEF, who was a massive serial killer and cannibal. Just kidding, he stole stuff. This episode includes numerical dyslexia, confused gang bangers and "spaghetti jews".       CRIME! is a show about lawbreakers from Ri...

#24 - Frank Castillo in "Indecent Parisian"

August 09, 2017 08:27 - 55 minutes - 63.9 MB

This week stars comedian Frank Castillo, the champion of Roast Battle Season 2 on Comedy Central. Frank joins Rich and Shefsky for the story of Meg Steinheil, who may have killed a man in the greatest way ever. Like, for real. If only we could all die the same way. You'll get it. This episode includes stair walking lessons, deadly brain freeze and a new twist on the world's oldest profession.    CRIME! is a show about lawbreakers from Rich Slaton and Jon Shefsky, taped in the dungeon at ...

#23 - Jen Murphy in "Mike and Roger Make a Porno-Booth"

August 02, 2017 07:10 - 1 hour - 80.2 MB

This week stars comedian Jen Murphy, from NBC's Last Comic Standing and her hilarious stand up special This is Why You're Still Single on TLC. Jen joins Rich and Shefsky for the story of Michael Thevis, who could be considered the godfather of the internet. The dirty part, not the information thing. This episode includes unnecessary to-do lists, materialistic body disposal and the world's first (hopefully last) Japanese-Italian accent.    CRIME! is a show about lawbreakers from Rich Slat...

#22 - Ian Edwards in "You've Got Male"

July 26, 2017 08:37 - 1 hour - 81.4 MB

This week stars comedian Ian Edwards, a hilarious standup and writer for the hit TV programs "Blackish" and "The Carmichael Show". Ian joins Rich and Shefsky for the story of Armin Meiwes, a guy who proves that computers are not for everyone. This episode includes psychopathic pillow talk, understandable overdoses and disgusting practical jokes.  CRIME! is a show about lawbreakers from Rich Slaton and Jon Shefsky, taped in the dungeon at The World Famous Comedy Store. Follow us on social...

#21 - Chase Bernstein in "Lady and the Douche "

July 19, 2017 04:31 - 1 hour - 91.7 MB

This week stars comedian Chase Bernstein from Last Comic Standing. Chase joins Rich and Shefsky to hear the story of Marie Biere, who made the mistake of falling in love with a rich asshole. To be fair, haven't we all? I remember that one time in Ibiza... ANYWHO, Rich wears more purple shirts, which is super cool so stop being weird about it. This episode includes next level mumble rap, long-form legal defense and a Sizzler with a "champagne room". CRIME! is a show about lawbreakers from R...

#20 - Jeremiah Watkins (II) in "My Left Thumb"

July 12, 2017 19:36 - 1 hour - 87 MB

This week we are excited for the return of our very first guest, Jeremiah Watkins! Jeremiah joins Rich and Shefsky for the story of Thomas Blood. Yes that is his real name. Blood loved to fight the English. And sometimes the Irish. Really, whoever pissed him off most recently. This episode includes haircut wars, douchey executions and Irish potato-techno music CRIME! is a show about lawbreakers from Rich Slaton and Jon Shefsky, taped in the dungeon at The World Famous Comedy Store. Follo...

#19 - Billy Bonnell in "Dirty Charley"

July 04, 2017 00:11 - 1 hour - 85.2 MB

This week stars comedian Billy Bonnell, from Adam Devine's House Party on Comedy Central. Billy joins Rich and Shefsky as they learn about Charley Becker, a corrupt cop with an eye for ladies of the night. This episode includes a nebbishy Irishman, erotic armpits and wasteful uses of a time machine. CRIME! is a show about lawbreakers from Rich Slaton and Jon Shefsky, taped in the dungeon at The World Famous Comedy Store. Follow us on social media @CRIMEPOD. Support the show and get bo...

#18 - Ehsan Ahmad in "The Day Travolta Died"

June 28, 2017 06:42 - 1 hour - 98 MB

This week stars comedian Ehsan Ahmad, a hilarious standup/engineer/quantum physicist/historian/not sure if any of those are legit (other than comic) but he is funny AF and you can see him at the Comedy Store a bunch. Ehsan joins Rich and Shefsky for the story of John Flammang Schrank, who was very angry at people, surprisingly not over his name. He wrote manifestos. Come on, you know it's going to be good if there are MANIFESTOS! This episode includes exceedingly bad poetry, fat, yet persuas...

#17 - Christine Little in "Hobo with a Fartgun"

June 21, 2017 11:00 - 1 hour - 94.6 MB

This week stars comedian Christine Little, from "LAUGHS" on FOX and host of the YouTube show "My Talented Friends". Christine joins Rich and Shefsky to hear the story of "Killer" Jim Miller, who did exactly what you think, but worse. This episode includes fart guns, a disinterested lamb and poison ivy in all the wrong places. CRIME! is a show about lawbreakers from Rich Slaton and Jon Shefsky, taped in the dungeon at The World Famous Comedy Store. Follow us on social media @CRIMEPOD. S...

#16 - Travis Wester in "Enter the Urethra"

June 12, 2017 22:17 - 1 hour - 87.2 MB

This week stars actor Travis Wester, from the hilarious movie Eurotrip and the hit show Supernatural. Travis joins Rich and Shefsky to hear the story of Kenneth Noye, who started building his criminal empire in elementary school. This episode includes beef carcasses, a bicycle chop shop and a cavernous urethra. CRIME! is a show about lawbreakers from Rich Slaton and Jon Shefsky, taped in the dungeon at The World Famous Comedy Store. Follow us on social media @CRIMEPOD. Support the show...

#15 - Jon Huck in "Dog Day Shenanigans"

June 07, 2017 21:49 - 1 hour - 111 MB

This week stars comedian Jon Huck, from Comedy Central and MTV's Punk'd. Jon joins Rich and Shefsky to hear the story of John Wojtowicz, who gleefully described himself as "little" and we're not talking about his height. This episode includes uncomfortable dinner guests, logical sodomy and a shotgun disguised as a giant pack of Wrigley's gum. CRIME! is a show about lawbreakers from Rich Slaton and Jon Shefsky, taped in the dungeon at The World Famous Comedy Store. Follow us on social med...

#14 - Rell Battle in "We Bought a Everything"

May 29, 2017 21:15 - 1 hour - 86.1 MB

This week stars comedian Rell Battle, from the hit CBS sitcom "Superior Donuts." Rell joins Rich and Shefsky to hear the story of Betty Bigley, a cumpassionate con-artist who spent money faster than she could scam it in. Like for real, she bought a gold organ. The piano thing, not a spleen or something. I digress. This episode includes tongue twisters, $300 babies and a boner stealing ghost.  CRIME! is a show about lawbreakers from Rich Slaton and Jon Shefsky, taped in the dungeon at The W...

#13 - Pat Regan and Joel Jimenez in "You Only Die Twice"

May 24, 2017 08:39 - 1 hour - 77 MB

This week stars comedians Pat Regan and Joel Jimenez, from the band "Pat Regan and the Baby Boys" seen every week on "Kill Tony". Pat and Joel join the fellas to hear the story of Harry Qualls, who gave new meaning to the idea of living a "double life." This episode includes insensitive ethnic voices, predictably stupid children and bodily fluids reaching terminal viscosity.  CRIME! is a show about lawbreakers from Rich Slaton and Jon Shefsky, taped in the dungeon at The World Famous Comed...

#12 - Eleanor Kerrigan in "A Fake in the Crowd"

May 15, 2017 21:40 - 1 hour - 88.7 MB

This week stars comedian Eleanor Kerrigan, a hilarious regular at the Comedy Store and occasional professional wrestler. Eleanor joins Rich and Shefsky to hear the story of Christian Karl Gerhartsreiter, a poor kid from Germany who wanted to be rich and famous, so he simply told everyone he was and it became true. Fake it til you make it like woah. This episode includes loud climaxing, an Alan Alda fetish and a violent episode of Seinfeld. CRIME! is a show about lawbreakers from Rich Slato...

#11 - Ahmed Bharoocha in "The Pursuit of Crappyness"

May 11, 2017 00:53 - 1 hour - 26.2 MB

This week stars comedian Ahmed Bharoocha from Comedy Central and Adult Swim's "Dream Corp LLC". Ahmed joins Rich and Shefsky to hear the story of John Colt, an accountant with big dreams and bigger failures. Also, his brother invented the revolver pistol, so no pressure on that success tip amiright? This episode includes broken dreams, poorly planned alibis and a sold-out tour of live boredom. CRIME! is a show about lawbreakers from Rich Slaton and Jon Shefsky, taped in the dungeon at The ...

#10 - Connor McSpadden in "Encino Gun-Man"

May 02, 2017 02:06 - 1 hour - 15.9 MB

This week stars comedian Connor McSpadden from Comedy Central's "Road to Roast Battle" and the hilarious "Mean Boys" podcast. Connor joins Rich and Shefsky to hear the story of TJ Jimenez, a wrongly convicted gang member who thought time served gave him a line of criminal credit. This episode includes terrible money management, unfortunate gang names and extremely cute childhood trauma.   CRIME! is a show about lawbreakers from Rich Slaton and Jon Shefsky, taped in the dungeon at The Wor...

#9 - Danish and O'Neill in "The Perks of Being a Corncutter"

April 25, 2017 23:31 - 1 hour - 18.7 MB

This week stars comedians Jeff Danis and Ryan O'Neill, known together as Danish and O'Neill from the notorious podcast, Boner City USA. They've also written for Comedy Central, but come on, that's no BONER CITY. Danish and O'Neill join Rich and Shefsky to hear the story of John St. John Long, a "party doctor" and one of the greatest quacks in medical history. This episode includes a piano hookah, inappropriate cabbage use and the emergence of "tuberculosis-chic".   CRIME! is a show about ...

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