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CRiiiME

200 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 3 years ago - ★★★★★ - 132 ratings

CRiiiME is a show about lawbreakers from comedians Rich Slaton and Jon Shefsky. Each week the guys are joined by hilarious guests as they examine crimes from throughout world history. Follow us on social media @CRiiiMEPOD and email [email protected] with any story suggestions, questions or dick pics for Shefsky because he totally loves them. Taped in the dungeon at the World Famous Comedy Store.

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Episodes

CRiiiME NEWS - "Go on with your CRiiiME NEWS Shefsky"

April 03, 2019 15:25 - 1 hour - 127 MB

On this episode of CRiiiME NEWS Shefsky riffs on stories or Rabbi Funerals gone wrong and dads that steal money from their kids Girl Scout Cookie fund!   Followed by a brand new episode of Fantasy House!   BE SILLY HAVE FUN! CRiiiME PATREON!!! FANTASY HOUSE with Jon Shefsky  #blessedguest Support the show by visiting our sponsors! Joe Erle at C3 Risk & Insurance Services  Dee Ketelson and A Peace That Remains Follow us on social media @CRiiiMEPOD. Email us at crimepodcast...

CRiiiME NEWS - "Go on with your Fantasy House Al"

March 27, 2019 11:30 - 38 minutes - 72.2 MB

On this episode of CRiiiME NEWS Shefsky is joined by Special guest Al Bahmani! Al and Shefsky riff on several true crime stories from the internet and then theres a bonus of Al Bahmani's Fantasy House!!!   BE SILLY HAVE FUN! CRiiiME PATREON!!! FANTASY HOUSE with Jon Shefsky  #blessedguest Support the show by visiting our sponsors! Joe Erle at C3 Risk & Insurance Services  Dee Ketelson and A Peace That Remains Follow us on social media @CRiiiMEPOD. Email us at crimepodcast...

CRiiiME NEWS - "Slaton's Fantasy House"

March 25, 2019 12:00 - 1 hour - 172 MB

On this episode of CRiiiME NEWS Shefsky is joined by his special estranged guest Rich Slaton!!! The boys are in full true crime comedy bliss picking up where they left off as if they never missed a beat, and a SPECIAL BONUS... ...the Slaton FANTASY HOUSE!!! This episode is FIRE DAWG!!!! BE SILLY HAVE FUN! CRiiiME PATREON!!! FANTASY HOUSE with Jon Shefsky  #blessedguest Support the show by visiting our sponsors! Joe Erle at C3 Risk & Insurance Services  Dee Ketelson and A ...

CRiiiME NEWS - "Go on with your story Chelsea"

March 15, 2019 03:22 - 38 minutes - 71.7 MB

On this episode of CRiiiME NEWS Shefsky and Chelsea Mee read crime stories from the inter webs!  BE SILLY HAVE FUN! CRiiiME PATREON!!! FANTASY HOUSE with Jon Shefsky   Support the show by visiting our sponsors! Joe Erle at C3 Risk & Insurance Services  Dee Ketelson and A Peace That Remains Follow us on social media @CRiiiMEPOD. Email us at [email protected] (one "i" or three)    

CRiiiME NEWS - "Randall Bell Real Estate Appraiser of murder houses"

March 10, 2019 19:30 - 33 minutes - 30.8 MB

On this episode of CRiiiME NEWS Shefsky reads about a dude that is luckily getting in legal trouble for messing with a Pelican...Florida! Also Shefsky reads about Randall Bell, a real estate appraiser of the world's most gruesome murder sites! BE SILLY HAVE FUN! CRiiiME PATREON!!! FANTASY HOUSE with Jon Shefsky   Support the show by visiting our sponsors! Joe Erle at C3 Risk & Insurance Services  Dee Ketelson and A Peace That Remains Follow us on social media @CRiiiMEPOD. Ema...

CRiiiME NEWS - "Jussie Smollett, Jussie Mullet, party in the front...crying wolf in the back"

February 27, 2019 05:24 - 45 minutes - 84.1 MB

On this episode of CRiiiME NEWS Shefsky and his guests comedian Robert Thompson and Chelsea Mee riffs about Jussie Smollett from the show Empire, igniting racial tensions and a dude that smoked meth and went around breaking into houses while dressed as a gorilla, and it wasn't even in Florida!  CRiiiME PATREON!!! FANTASY HOUSE with Jon Shefsky   Support the show by visiting our sponsors! Joe Erle at C3 Risk & Insurance Services  Dee Ketelson and A Peace That Remains Follow us o...

CRiiiME NEWS - "Valentine's Day special"

February 15, 2019 16:33 - 25 minutes - 23 MB

On this Valentine's Day episode of CRiiiME NEWS Shefsky reads and riffs 20 Valentine's Day crime stories from Ranker.com. A website he has never been to and may never go to again!  Enjoy!  CRiiiME PATREON!!! Support the show by visiting our sponsors! Joe Erle at C3 Risk & Insurance Services  Dee Ketelson and A Peace That Remains Follow us on social media @CRiiiMEPOD. Email us at [email protected] (one "i" or three)    

CRiiiME NEWS - "Cruising for a bruising and a murdering"

February 07, 2019 12:20 - 17 minutes - 24.5 MB

On this episode of CRiiiME NEWS Shefsky riffs about all of the reasons that cruise ships are shit and shows how going on a cruise will obviously eventually get your murdered by your significant other.  CRiiiME PATREON!!! Support the show by visiting our sponsors! Joe Erle at C3 Risk & Insurance Services  Dee Ketelson and A Peace That Remains Follow us on social media @CRiiiMEPOD. Email us at [email protected] (one "i" or three)    

CRiiiME NEWS - "Smoking That Woo" with Chelsea Mee

February 01, 2019 19:51 - 48 minutes - 91 MB

On this episode of CRiiiME NEWS Shefsky is joined by Chelsea Mee as they do stories about a guy in Germany that threw a guitar off a train, a guy in Indiana that smoked Woo and then led police on a chase with three kids in the back seat. A retired NFL (national Football League for those of us that didn't knot) player named Tony Beckham who beat the shit out of a guy that was master bating outside his daughters window. Also, as per usual, several of the stories are from FLORIDA! A bunch of tr...

CRiiiME NEWS - "No Race Wars" with Grandma Flo

January 24, 2019 06:17 - 45 minutes - 62.1 MB

On this episode of CRiiiME NEWS Shefsky is joined by his grandma as they talk about suffragette women and suffrajitsu mrs. pankhurst's amazons, race wars, Shefsky's grandmas 2020 presidential run, murder, and a drug called Flakka and why Arizona is the Florida with less alligators.  CRiiiME PATREON!!! Support the show by visiting our sponsors! Joe Erle at C3 Risk & Insurance Services  Dee Ketelson and A Peace That Remains Follow us on social media @CRiiiMEPOD. Email us at crimepodc...

CRiiiME NEWS - "And a Dead Bald Eagle" with Sandro Iocolano

January 18, 2019 06:20 - 50 minutes - 58.1 MB

Why did Shefsky call this the best CRiiiME NEWS yet? There are only two ways to find out! First, ask him directly! Text, email, telegram, whatever method of communication you can use to inquire. Alternatively, you can listen to this episode which includes terrorist patreon, Mariah Carey's how-do-ya-do and a dead bald eagle.  Follow @sandronotsandra CRiiiME PATREON!!! Support the show by visiting our sponsors! Joe Erle at C3 Risk & Insurance Services  Dee Ketelson and A Peace That R...

CRiiiME NEWS - "bring your meth backpack to court day"

January 11, 2019 17:17 - 20 minutes - 28.8 MB

Jon Shefsky reads crime news about a city that thinks dumpster diving is a serious problem, and a woman who brought her backpack to court even though it had meth and marijuana in it.  Happy New Year Criminals!   CRiiiME PATREON!!! Support the show by visiting our sponsors! Joe Erle at C3 Risk & Insurance Services  Dee Ketelson and A Peace That Remains Follow us on social media @CRiiiMEPOD. Email us at [email protected] (one "i" or three)  

CRiiiME NEWS - "Brotherly NONlove"

January 04, 2019 17:25 - 30 minutes - 41.6 MB

Donate to Nguye's familyfund https://www.gofundme.com/memorial-fund-for-quotanniequot-nhu-nguyen   Jon Shefsky reads crime news about a man getting robbed of his six dollars at strip club by his brother!  Happy New Year Criminals!   CRiiiME PATREON!!! Support the show by visiting our sponsors! Joe Erle at C3 Risk & Insurance Services  Dee Ketelson and A Peace That Remains Follow us on social media @CRiiiMEPOD. Email us at [email protected] (one "i" or three)  

CRiiiME NEWS - "Tarbox the Rummager"

December 28, 2018 06:55 - 58 minutes - 66.8 MB

The boys are back together for an EPIC episode full of things that should not be said out loud! People love breaking into houses, but bugoolery is not always on the agenda. Later, Slaton & Shefsky take a trip top Partyville, USA (an actual place). Also, one more word: holocowst.  LASER POINTER HUNTER CRiiiME PATREON!!! Support the show by visiting our sponsors! Joe Erle at C3 Risk & Insurance Services  Dee Ketelson and A Peace That Remains Follow us on social media @CRiiiMEPOD. ...

CRiiiME NEWS - "Family Shoplifting"

December 21, 2018 03:43 - 30 minutes - 57.7 MB

Jon Shefsky reads crime news about a family that gets caught shoplifting together and talks guy from FLORIDA that stole 2 million dollars from a school! Merry Christmas Criminals!   CRiiiME PATREON!!! Support the show by visiting our sponsors! Joe Erle at C3 Risk & Insurance Services  Dee Ketelson and A Peace That Remains Follow us on social media @CRiiiMEPOD. Email us at [email protected] (one "i" or three)  

CRiiiME NEWS - "Joshua Trump"

December 14, 2018 00:31 - 23 minutes - 32.8 MB

Jon Shefsky reads crime news about Joshua Trump (no relation to Donald) and talks about robbery, beer spray, bear spray, graffiti, and restraining orders for a sixth grader and bullying.   CRiiiME PATREON!!! Support the show by visiting our sponsors! Joe Erle at C3 Risk & Insurance Services  Dee Ketelson and A Peace That Remains Follow us on social media @CRiiiMEPOD. Email us at [email protected] (one "i" or three)  

5 WEIRD CRiiiMES UNIQUE TO JAPAN

December 05, 2018 09:20 - 39 minutes - 45.2 MB

This week, Rich flew to Japan for the world finals of the Clash Royale League in Tokyo. Ten days in Japan was super cool, but also super weird. With the fellas across the Pacific Ocean from each other and unable to riff together, we instead join Slaton as he tells us all about the weird world of crime in Japan. From oddly successful scams to just plain creepiness, explores seedy underbelly of the Land of the Rising Sun. CRiiiME PATREON!!! Support the show by visiting our sponsors! Joe E...

CRiiiME NEWS - "Nude Bomb Defuser"

November 28, 2018 15:45 - 46 minutes - 53.5 MB

Jon Shefsky and Richard "the dick" Slaton read crime news from the internet and discuss appropriate needle storage policy.    CRiiiME PATREON!!! Support the show by visiting our sponsors! Joe Erle at C3 Risk & Insurance Services  Dee Ketelson and A Peace That Remains Follow us on social media @CRiiiMEPOD. Email us at [email protected] (one "i" or three)  

#87 - "Girl, Interbedded"

November 21, 2018 08:55 - 1 hour - 73.5 MB

No fancy studio. No fancy guest. No fancy introductory paragraph. Just two fellas, Slaton and Shefsky, doing some CRiiiME in San Dimas. The guys get together for an excellent adventure through the bogus journey of Celeste Beard Johnson, a hot trophy wife with a love of money and all the things it can buy. This episode includes ill-placed needles, face wounds and a very indecent proposal.  CRiiiME PATREON!!! Support the show by visiting our sponsors! Joe Erle at C3 Risk & Insurance Serv...

COURT LiiiFE #1 - "I'll Just Plead the 5th"

November 14, 2018 09:00 - 33 minutes - 30.6 MB

What's up CRiiiMINALS! Great news, Shefsky had a baby this Monday! Even better news, it came out of his wife's body, not his. That would be weird.  SO this week we are doing something a little different. We had a regular episode planned, but with Shefsky on the shelf last minute, I decided to try something new. On a whim, I took the recorder down to the local courthouse and stopped random people for interviews. The results were better and more interesting than I had imagined. First, we s...

CRiiiME NEWS with SHEFSKY and SLATON Nov 6 2018

November 07, 2018 08:12 - 55 minutes - 104 MB

Jon Shefsky and Richard "the dick" Slaton read crime news from the internet and share their love for Harrison Ford AKA Indiana Jones.   

#86 - Doug Krintzman in (Being Lee Harvey Oswaldskovich)

November 01, 2018 09:00 - 1 hour - 76.1 MB

Happy November! This week's episode comes out on Thursday so we could pair it up with the 55th anniversary month of the CRIME in question. Slaton and Shefsky are joined by screenwriter Doug Krintzman for the story of LEE HARVEY OSWALD. Yeah, that guy. No, the other one killed Lincoln. Kennedy. Seriously, you didn't know that? Well, then allow us to educate you. This episode includes a fish torture auction, assassination traffic and uncomfortably direct nicknames.  CRiiiME PATREON!!! Supp...

CRiiiME NEWS with SHEFSKY and SLATON Oct 23 2018

October 24, 2018 07:40 - 36 minutes - 67.8 MB

Jon Shefsky and Richard the dick Slaton read crime news from the internet and compete for the worst Italian accent while discussing the cases of Marion Shug Suge knight and The Situation from Jersey Shore!   

#85 - LiiiVE from Sacramento with Corky McDonnell & Michelle Petro in "Something The Goat Made"

October 17, 2018 08:00 - 1 hour - 56.5 MB

LiiiVE from the Sacramento Comedy Festival and this story is a WILD one. Slaton and Shefsky are joined by Corky McDonnell and Michelle Petro at the Sacramento Comedy Spot for the story of John Brinkley. Ole Johnny boy wanted to be a doctor, but didn't feel like all that schoolin' and stuff. So, of course, he didn't just become a doctor anyway...he became the most famous doctor in America by pioneering one of the most obscenely shocking medical practices ever to get weirdly popular. Strap in ...

#84 - Kurt Metzger (II) in "One Goo Onto The Cuckoo's Nest"

October 10, 2018 08:00 - 56 minutes - 51.6 MB

Back in the Comedy Store podcast dungeon, Slaton and Shefsky welcome back Kurt Metzger for another episode with a sultry turn. Gary Gilmore loved three things: guns, theft and doing dirty stuff. Turns out he was simultaneously good and bad at all three. This episode includes poor choices, prostitute races and the world's most famous corporate slogan. See Kurt Metzger!!! PATREON!!! CRiiiME is a show about lawbreakers from Rich Slaton and Jon Shefsky, taped in the dungeon at The World Fa...

SPECIAL EPISODE: Iron Shefsky America Riffs on Dan Bilzerian

October 04, 2018 22:25 - 59 minutes - 111 MB

This Week Shefsky riffs on the Dan Bilzerian and his international arrest warrant, A fake dentist that local government just can't seem to stop, and a dude that inadvertently killed his wife by using parts of her cars brake line to make a crack pipe..."WHOOPS HONEY!"   

#83 - Keith Carey & Tom Goss in "Bonnie and Cuck"

September 26, 2018 08:00 - 1 hour - 74.5 MB

ASK AND YOU SHALL RECEIVE (at least for some of you). We finally got Shefsky and Tom in the same room. Keith Carey and Tom Goss of The Mean Boys Podcast visit Slaton's backyard for a grand old time making fun of the lives of criminals. Today we rip on Celia Cooney, who we would assume never had a chance until we learn that Keith's childhood was somehow worse. He grew up to be a comedian and lovable miscreant. She decided to rob people while wearing a sealskin coat. This episode includes gian...

#82 - Michael Lenoci in "Moonfaker"

September 19, 2018 05:41 - 1 hour - 96.3 MB

It's a lost episode! Many moons ago, comedian Michael Lenoci joined the guys in the podcast dungeon for a grand old CRiiiME! The files got buried in a missing hard drive and recently resurfaced! This week features the story of Dean Faiello, the gogo dancer turned laser doctor (which is as likely as it sounds). This episode includes a tongue wall, pre-Coachella gynecologists and martinis "beaten not stirred."  @MichaelLenoci SUBREDDIT!!!   PATREON!!! CRiiiME is a show about lawbreaker...

#81 - Brett Erickson in "Boss of Bananas"

September 12, 2018 07:00 - 1 hour - 62 MB

If you can't make it to the podcast dungeon, bring the podcast dungeon to you! Comedian Brett Erickson takes a break from pressing buttons at the Comedy Store to join the fellas in Slaton's back yard. Together they journey through the story of mob boss Joe Bonanno, who hated his very obvious nickname. While less notorious than some of his slick-haired contemporaries, Joe played a major role in shaping the mob as we see it today. This story includes Shefsky's Italian accent, Shefsky's Italian...

#80 - Earl Skakel in "Rebel Without A Clue"

September 05, 2018 14:52 - 1 hour - 138 MB

Here's our episode with comedian, roaster and hockey enthusiast Earl Skakel! Earl joins the fellas for the story of Charles Starkweather, a charming fellow with a flat top haircut. Or at least as charming as you can be when you look like a backup villain from a cheap 80s movie. This week's episode includes Cowboys with neon shirts, John Denver songs with murder lyrics and big game hunting with automatic rifles. Follow @EarlSkakel SUBREDDIT!!!   PATREON!!! CRiiiME is a show about lawb...

#79 - Luke Schwartz in "Punching the Cow"

August 29, 2018 08:00 - 1 hour - 72.8 MB

Hey CRiiiMINALS! Thanks for taking a little detour with us last week. Turns out having a baby is kind of a big deal. This week we're back to business our fantastic guest Luke Schwartz! He joins the guys for the story of a guy with almost the same name, Luke Short, a gunfighter, bootlegger and general law-bending-to-the-point-of-breaking fellow of the old west. This episode includes spider slapping, mustachioed cherubs and cow juice. Follow @LukeDoesStuff   SUBREDDIT!!!   PATREON!!! ...

#78 - Mystery Guest in "Look Who's Riffing"

August 22, 2018 14:50 - 51 minutes - 47.6 MB

SO this week is a little different because Slaton had a BABY! We'll be back soon with our regularly scheduled mayhem, but for now enjoy hanging with the fellas. This episode includes stuff, things and jokes. SUBREDDIT!!!   PATREON!!! CRiiiME is a show about lawbreakers from Rich Slaton and Jon Shefsky, taped in the dungeon at The World Famous Comedy Store. Support the show by visiting our sponsors! Joe Erle at C3 Risk & Insurance Services  Dee Ketelson and A Peace That Remains ...

#77 - Candice Thompson (III) in "The Hills Have Guys"

August 15, 2018 07:17 - 1 hour - 76.4 MB

Candice Thompson visits beautiful Van Nuys to make her third appearance on the show for the story of Don and Danny Nichols. Some people enjoy the outdoors, but these guys LOVED it. Except for one problem, the woods is lacking in female companionship. Their solution was, shall we say, "unorthodox". The only man who could bring them to justice was a bronco rider with an iron will and a jaw of steel, (literally, cause a horse stepped on his face) badass Sherriff Johnny France. This episode incl...

#76 - Sandro Iocolano (III) in "The Tong Remains The Same"

August 08, 2018 05:35 - 1 hour - 64.5 MB

Making his THIRD appearance on the show, put your virtual hands together for Sandro Iocolano! This week we travel across the world, from Hong Kong to San Francisco for the story of Raymond "Shrimp Boy" Chow. Ray-Ray was a gangster, a very good gangster. So good that Hong Kong recommended him to SF's Chinatown and he pretty much immediately became a boss. This episode includes a giant gangster chicken, a deadly round of UNO and the new gameshow DEAL OR SQUEAL! We have a SUBREDDIT!!!   Fol...

#75 - Skyler Stone in "I Melt With Goo"

August 01, 2018 11:30 - 1 hour - 66.5 MB

Today the boys are joined in the podcast dungeon by comedian Skyler Stone of the documentary/comedy film Waiting. The trio embarks on a trip to England, 100 years ago, for the story of John George Haigh, a conman who discovered he had an extra talent...being extra AF. The boys attend Our Lady of Immaculate appearance, learn that skateboard is partially a crime and save 15% on their horse and buggy insurance by switchingeth to GEICOieth. We have a SUBREDDIT  Follow @theskylerstone CRiii...

#74 - Punkie Johnson in "Pump Up The Barroom"

July 25, 2018 09:57 - 1 hour - 63 MB

This week Slaton and Shefsky are joined by Comedy Store favorite Punkie Johnson. If you haven't seen her, come by for late nite and enjoy the debauchery. Punkie visits the podcast dungeon for the story of Adam "Pump" Arnold, the man who put Battle Creek, Michigan on the map (if you don't count that whole Kellogg's Breakfast Cereal thing). This episode includes "tissue donors", the Indian Mud Path and "Barely Legal:1852" Follow @punkiejohnson CRiiiME is a show about lawbreakers from Rich...

#73 - Chelcie Lynn in "Brother Act"

July 18, 2018 07:30 - 1 hour - 82 MB

Today we head to rural Pennsylvania for the story of Brian and David Freeman A.K.A. "The Berserker Brothers". While that may sound like a cool band name (and it would be), that's not where this story goes. Joining the show today is Chelcie Lynn (Trailer Trash Tammy) as we learn all about super cool religions and the Woodstock of White Pride. This episode includes haberdashery, helpful graffiti and weird wiping techniques.   Follow @ChelcieLynn CRiiiME is a show about lawbreakers from Ric...

#72 - Rick Glassman in "History of the Nickname: Part 1"

July 11, 2018 08:27 - 1 hour - 66.3 MB

Strap in folks, this one gets weird. Is it a riff? Is it real life? Will Shefsky ever recover? Where do words come from? All that and more on this week's episode with Rick Glassman from NBC's Undateable. Rick joins the boys for the story of Dick Turpin, a highwayman and asshole who excelled at both. This episode includes dry humor, facts and numerous acronyms. Also jokes. Follow @rickglassman CRiiiME is a show about lawbreakers from Rich Slaton and Jon Shefsky, taped in the dungeon at Th...

#71 - LiiiVE with Kyle Clark (II) in "Bro-Dog Millionaire"

July 04, 2018 11:42 - 1 hour - 71 MB

Broooooo this one is soooooo siiiiiiick. Sorry, just trying to capture the very OC in the 2000s nature of this episode. Kyle Clark returns to the show for the second CRiiiME LiiiVE and the story of Owen "O-Dog" Hanson, who is everything you imagine when you hear the nickname "O-Dog". This is the kind of guy who saw Scarface and thought, "that's dope, I bet I could do that but better." This episode includes a briminal, a herd of bros and the prophet Brohammed.  THE CLAM EATER Follow @kyle...

#70 - Annie Lederman (II) in "Ernest Robs a Bank"

June 27, 2018 08:00 - 1 hour - 74.7 MB

Annie Lederman returns to the show to join Slaton and Shefsky for the story of Norman "Red" Ryan. As Canada's most notorious outlaw, Red committed major criminal offenses like icing, putting ketchup on fries instead of mayo and being kinda rude. He also robbed banks and stuff. This episode includes butt-danger, a dessert called a Prostie-Freeze and a controversial financial transaction involving Michael Jordan. Get tickets for CRiiiME LiiiVE! Follow @annielederman  Join the PATREON!  ...

#69 - Todd Glass in "Scent of a Religion"

June 20, 2018 11:29 - 1 hour - 80.8 MB

Todd Glass named his Netflix special "Act Happy", but he's not entirely happy about it. To blow off some steam, Todd joins Slaton and Shefsky for the story of Chizuo Matsumoto A.K.A Shoko Asahara. Chizuo was born mostly blind, so of course he needed to become a god so he cloud "see". And boy did he see. Wow. Jars. You'll see. This episode includes Electroshark Therapy, a visit to Medical of Law School University and the debut of the new Colonel Sanders.  ***Get your tickets for CRiiiME Li...

#68 - Gareth Reynolds in "Charlie and the Football Factory"

June 13, 2018 09:54 - 1 hour - 79.4 MB

Holy mother of riffs Batman! Ask and you shall receive, today the boys are joined by the hilarious Gareth Reynolds of The Dollop! Gary joins Slaton and Shefsky for a story about the best part of sports, the punching. Cass Pennant probably could have been great at anything, but he chose to be the best at beating people senseless for fun. This episode includes progressive Nazis, violence-proof mattresses and bad boys with good girl names.  ***Get your tickets for CRiiiME LiiiVE at the Comedy...

#67 - Kurt Metzger in "In His Shoes"

June 06, 2018 08:04 - 1 hour - 70.9 MB

Everyone has turn-ons. It's a wide spectrum. Comedian Kurt Metzger joins Slaton and Shefsky for a trip down to the other end of human fantasy. Thomas Sweatt is one of the most epic criminals ever to have a thing for feet. And shoes, boy, does he love shoes. Also, his name is Thomas Sweatt, which is pretty fantastic on it's own. This episode includes the Kickle Me Elmo, sexist bicycle policies and the origin of "Yo Mama".  ***Get your tickets for CRiiiME LiiiVE at the Comedy Store on Saturd...

#66 - Jon Huck (II) in "Behold a Blue Horse"

May 30, 2018 11:47 - 1 hour - 68.2 MB

This week we celebrate the return of Jon Huck (Punk'd and Superstore) for his second appearance on the show. Today we hear the story of Henry Tufts, a thief from the 1700s who started off great before getting worse and worse. DON'T SET YOUR OWN CELL ON FIRE. This episode includes time travel mistakes, a horse who is a size queen and a visit from three time vaping champion Vic Vapor. CRiiiME is a show about lawbreakers from Rich Slaton and Jon Shefsky, taped in the dungeon of The World Famo...

#65 - Jonny Loquasto in "The Great White Nope"

May 23, 2018 09:09 - 1 hour - 60 MB

This week the guys invite comedian and pro-wrestling commentator Jonny Loquasto to the podcast dungeon for the story of Roy Gardner, the last great train robber. The only thing he did better than robbing trains was escaping from prison only to get caught over and over again. This episode includes a criminal vision board, the old “look at that deer” trick and our new listener/superfan Vladimir Putin. CRiiiME is a show about lawbreakers from Rich Slaton and Jon Shefsky, taped in the dungeon ...

#64 - Jeffrey Baldinger in "Full Leather Jacket"

May 16, 2018 07:00 - 1 hour - 78.7 MB

Sooo we probably shouldn't have been in Vietnam, but at least it gave us this week's story! Comedian Jeffrey Baldinger joins Slaton and Shefsky to hear about David Thai, a Vietnamese refugee who fled the war to find the American dream. When that didn't work out, he settled for starting a gang with the most badass name of all time. This episode includes healthy bread, war interns and the "Vietnamese Bar Mitzvah".   CRiiiME is a show about lawbreakers from Rich Slaton and Jon Shefsky, tape...

#63 - Chris Fairbanks in "Yogi Barefoot"

May 09, 2018 06:14 - 1 hour - 73 MB

Take off your shoes and join comedian Chris Fairbanks as he accompanies the guys on a trip to the Pacific Northwest for the story of Colton Harris-Moore A.K.A. The Barefoot Bandit. Colt started small, stealing cigarettes and the like, but it didn't take long to him to jump up in weight class. GTA stands for Grand Theft Airplane. This episode includes The Yodel Brothers, "gear-shifting" and the murder car-jack simulator.   CRiiiME is a show about lawbreakers from Rich Slaton and Jon Shefs...

#62 - Joel Jimenez (II) in "Vegas Staycation"

May 02, 2018 13:03 - 1 hour - 79.6 MB

In some ways, this week's subject could be considered the final bow of the Old West. Joel Jimenez makes his second appearance on the show for the story of a cowboy turned mogul. Born in 1904, Benny Binion started out as a rural horse trader (not a "swapper") and worked his way so deep through the world of crime that he came out on the other side. This episode includes an equine key party, rat vs. badger fights and inflatable guard chihuahuas.  CRiiiME is a show about lawbreakers from Rich ...

#61 - Feraz Ozel in "There's No Business Like Snow Business"

April 25, 2018 10:05 - 1 hour - 74.5 MB

Time for a trip down under! Comedian Feraz Ozel stops by the Comedy Store podcast dungeon for a story about Australia before he heads there on tour. This week takes us to the slums of Melbourne for the tale of one Squizzy Taylor, a turn of the century innovator in organized crime. This episode includes awkward gang reunions, Indian darts and forty-year-old schoolboys. Join our Sticker of the Month Club on Patreon! Follow @FerazOzel See the guys at CRIMECON! May 4-6 in Nashville, Tennes...

#60 - Sandro Iocolano (II) in "Four Weddings and a Lot More Funerals"

April 18, 2018 18:48 - 1 hour - 62.6 MB

We all know that marriage can be tough. It takes hard work, commitment, patience and the ability to not murder your spouse. Today, Sandro Iocolano returns to the show for the story of Mary Ann Cotton, who nearly nailed the whole "marriage" thing, but then totally didn't. Also, she was kind of a bad mom. You'll see. This episode includes 1870s English sushi, haunted baby clothes and dead body lost and found.  Follow @sandroNOT sandra See the guys at CRIMECON! May 4-6 in Nashville, Tenness...

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