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Cinemapocalypse NOW

117 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 4 years ago - ★★★★ - 11 ratings

The Post-apocalypse's PREMIERE movie talk podcast. No holds barred snobbish cinema criticism and raucous NON-Politically Correct banter. Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinemapocalypsenow/support

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FINALE

May 31, 2020 17:49 - 38 seconds - 901 KB

Well folks, Scott Lizard Abrams here. Show's over. It's been a wild ride and honestly all of us really appreciate that all of you  tuned in each week for us to mostly make asses of ourselves. It's been 2 years out of our lives and the idea that you wanted to spend that time with us is honestly humbling. If you're looking for something similar to listen to check out my new history/comedy podcast History Homos at www.anchor.fm/historyhomos and Gabe's sports podcast Fresh Off The Grill at www.a...

Ep. 111 "Don't Judge a Movie by Its Tits" (American Beauty, 1999)

May 24, 2020 17:28 - 1 hour - 106 MB

TV Corporate Cancer, Robot Pedophiles. The Jewish origins of hardcore pornography. Gabe enjoys local movies. Vietnam and Cuban Cars were a psy-op. We discuss American Beauty at length. JOIN THE MILITIA --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Ep. 110 "Bikes and Joggers" (8mm, 1999)

May 18, 2020 01:06 - 1 hour - 85.3 MB

Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny put their differences aside to take down the real enemy; Hanukkah Harry. We sip on some Portuguese water while discussing McDonald's Movies, bad network television, playing dead with your kids, and the dark underbelly of coffee boofing, This week we review 8mm starring Nicolas Cage. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Ep. 109 - The Heebiest of Jeebiest of Jews (Robocop, 1986)

May 10, 2020 20:51 - 2 hours - 131 MB

Scott's rabbit gets "Cooked" while all get blackpilled because of Jewish Gatekeepers. Very bummer ep but very funny. We review Robocop and criticize capitalism from the right. Be gay to yourselves....and each other.  --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Ep. 108 "We'll Get to That Later" (Eyes Wide Shut, 1999)

May 03, 2020 16:28 - 1 hour - 104 MB

*SPOILER WARNING as with most of our reviews* Anonymous, hot, gay alien sex with Kim Jong Un. Is this movie funny or silly? Scott gets into a Wikipedia wormhole as we do a deeper-than-usual deep dive review of Stanley Kubrick's final film, "Eyes Wide Shut". --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Ep. 107 "Bad Roommate's Mom's Haircut" (Mulholland Drive, 2001)

April 26, 2020 19:42 - 1 hour - 99.4 MB

Garrard throws a piece of pizza at Homer Simpson during the Ziggy Stardust period of Bad Roommate. Scott has a "shitty weekend". Black Millenials take a seat at the corporate table. Gabe watches "Rosemary's Baby" and we do a dramatic reading of an award winning play. We review "Mulholland Drive" as we continue reviewing spooky LA movies this month. JOIN THE MILITIA!!! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Ep. 106 "Chicken Man and the Gardener" (Lost Highway, 1997)

April 19, 2020 20:00 - 1 hour - 97.3 MB

Garfield eats the census all for "goupons". We pitch more restaurant franchise ideas, virtual board games, fast food strip clubs, and real sex uggos. A quick overview of "Chinatown", 1974. Hobo railroad "Now serving Friendly's ice cream". We do an in depth review of David Lynch's 1997 neo-noir film Lost Highway starring Bill Pullman and Patricia Arquette --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Ep. 105 "Ratface Dumps the Cheese Truck" (Repo Man, 1984)

April 12, 2020 21:05 - 1 hour - 108 MB

Scott and Don are Dorothy Wallace's pay pigs, Quarantopics, Madonna and Bill Gates are reptilian. Gabes Family plays Xbox 360 and Scott and Don dump a chick in the 8th grade. We review "Repo Man" (1984) --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Ep. 104 "Gabby the Rodeo Clown" (Honey Boy, 2019)

April 05, 2020 17:19 - 1 hour - 85.1 MB

White Jewish rappers riding razor scooters terrorize Scott's neighborhood. Airsoft is outlawed during the Corona quarantine. Scott flexes his new sound board skills, and we toy with the idea of becoming official BBQ pit boys. This week we review the Shia "LaBEEF" penned "Honey Boy" 2019 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Ep. 103 "Poo-Poo John's" (No Country for Old Men, 2008)

March 29, 2020 20:51 - 1 hour - 95.1 MB

In this installment our heroes unveil their newest weapon in the post-Cinemapocalyse, the soundboard. They take to the deserted streets of Boston in their fight against the homeless. Gabe and Scott's moms both do their part to kill the less fortunate. Don Hates 1989SteveMREInfo. Bob Mullen runs for Town Moderator on a platform that reminisces about that one Christmas when they bought Dance Dance Revolution and ate like 60 dollars worth of free Burger King while Kenny got drunk. French babes!...

Ep. 102 "Hacking Up Bat Breath" (Harold and Maude, 1971)

March 22, 2020 20:27 - 2 hours - 113 MB

In the darkest depths of Mordor (Boston) the homeless have taken over. The Jews News reports on mind reading Facebook ads. Wigger Rob and Doc Owl square dance in their "famous pants". DJ Torso lives! We review the cult classic black comedy "Harold and Maude", 1971 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Ep. 101 "The Ballad of Trout and Big Richard" (Tombstone, 1993)

March 15, 2020 22:16 - 1 hour - 99 MB

Our Heroes return to embark on their second hundred episodes on their ceaseless yet futile campaign against further hordes of shitty movies. In this installment they reach the end of the begging (for hot cocoa) while on a trip to Six Flags. Don sings karaoke showtunes while WATCHING SHREK in Chinatown (which we #SUPPORT). On the second day of our odyssey we break the fast with Wendy's Breakfast before regaling you, dear listeners, with the sordid, underage, tale of two star crossed gay lover...

Ep. 100 "Ernest Sweetclothing" (Hey, Arnold!: the Jungle Movie, 2017)

March 08, 2020 23:59 - 1 hour - 100 MB

Origins of the show explained and did you hear? They're making a Hey, Arnold! movie? We reminisce about some of our favorite show moments, movies and hate chubs. "Hunters" starring Al Pacino, doing a heckin' vote for Bernerino, discussing our short "Mad House", Hungry horrors, redline rappers, and plans for the coming apocalypse. A short overview of JoJo Rabbit and we do a full review of "Hey, Arnold!: the Jungle Movie" 2017 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/sho...

Ep. 99 "Uncle Kim" (Parasite, 2019)

March 01, 2020 18:38 - 2 hours - 131 MB

Gabe and Don commit a Combined Assault on a new girlfriend while Scott is forced to re-enact the dancing scene from Risky Business in a nightmare brought on from drinking the "Anti-Energy Drink" Drank. We also discuss Anime, R/Sexoffendersupport and Scott gets cancelled. We also discuss the 2019 Best Picture recipient "Parasite" --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Ep. 98 - "Teabagging, But For Kids" (Sonic the Hedgehog, 2020)

February 24, 2020 03:33 - 1 hour - 97 MB

Pinball Wizard Vs. Razor Ramone: Escape from Silver City. Eric Dim dines on trash-bound popcorn. The "Ode to Gayness" explained, and why Scott and Don are banned from the dog track. We review another vile video game movie; "Sonic the Hedgehog". --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Ep 97 - "Renee ZellWhigger" (Miller's Crossing, 1990)

February 17, 2020 00:12 - 2 hours - 127 MB

We keep doing these long eps and Idk what to tell you dudes. This is what we do now. Deal widdit. This week we talk about Sacco & Vanzetti., Childhood rewards, Wholesome jerking. Don regales us with his Tinder adventures, and then we talk about the Oskies. After that Renee ZellWhigger rides a broom along the Kali Yuga. JOIN THE MILITIA --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Ep. 96 "We're All Piss Machines" (Buffalo '66, 1998)

February 10, 2020 03:07 - 2 hours - 127 MB

The Easter Bunny's student relationship with Boomer Fuddson gets him into hot water with the school's SPED department. Chicken guy enters witness protection. Scott is making a transition into his final form: a 60-something Portuguese man. John Zakim gets a pity invite to Don's infamous Halloween party . Jackie Brown compared to Rum Punch. We review the Vincent Gallo vehicle Buffalo '66 also starring Christina Ricci. #babynut #antload --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.co...

Ep. 95 "Sand Neighbor" (Boyz N The Hood, 1991)

February 04, 2020 00:16 - 2 hours - 131 MB

Sup Neighbors. Sorry the Super Bowl was this weekend and I prioritized watching it and getting drunk over editing the end of this MASSIVE episode. Dude I think this might be our longest yet. And I cut stuff out.  Kobe Bryant hangs out at a bagel place in Stonehill College and does a Chinee Handkerchief while banging Charo wrapped in a giant human sized tortilla and every time he enters her she says "burritoburritoburrito."  Scott gets fisted by his cat before schooling everyone on both the w...

Ep. 94 "Stink Proof Pants" (True Grit, 2010)

January 27, 2020 03:35 - 1 hour - 88.6 MB

Marshal is away on a covert mission with Joan Rambo. Scott admits his affinity for baby Yoda. We discuss Bad Roommate's BurgerTime ritual, black guy CWOA, euphoric shits, and A.C.'s ground breaking "Howard Is Bald" EP. This week we review the "True Grit" 2010 remake --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Ep. 93 "Optimal Jew" (Uncut Gems, 2019)

January 19, 2020 23:10 - 1 hour - 98.2 MB

Scott commits whiskey sacrilege in Marshal's celebration of gamer gurl pee. Marshal starts a new pyramid scheme while blowing off Mama Bear for Rambo. Scott falls asleep with Big Papi as Gabe watches Baby Yoda. Marshal, Gabe and Don discuss "Uncut Gems" (2019) JOIN THE MILITIA!!!! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Ep. 92 "Brojob" (Fight for Your Life, 1977)

January 06, 2020 20:22 - 2 hours - 115 MB

Mar Mar busts on logs fueled by chicken tendies, on his quest for big tittied goth girls with fat vegan pep nips. "We don't eat steak!" Dog the Bounty Hunter and his trailer trash queen, Beth. Scott and Don discuss their idea for "Cat Porn". We review the blaxploitation film "Fight for Your Life". --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Ep. 91 "Sgt. Don" ('Paths of Glory', 1957)

December 30, 2019 00:39 - 2 hours - 131 MB

Happy New Year Neighbors. How long you been listening to this gay show????  Here is an XL ep for your gay ass. In this episode Jewish mushroom conspiracists think they're dead while Mar Mar and Scott argue during a story about Marshal's Thai family watching the movie "Harold and Maude." Also Gabe looks like Uday Hussein and tricks the Bologna Stripper. We review one of Stanley Kubrick's first films "Paths of Glory" (1957) JOIN THE MILITIA!! Be gay to yourselves and each other!!! www.patreon....

Ep. 90 "Baby Yoda 2020" (Raising Arizona, 1987)

December 23, 2019 03:31 - 1 hour - 90.5 MB

Marshal watches closed caption VR porn on mushrooms. Fat rabbit trannies gorge themselves on game fuel. We ramble/review "Raising Arizona" 1987 starring Nicolas Cage --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Ep. 89 "Go Ask Granny" ('The Irishman, 2019)

December 15, 2019 22:34 - 2 hours - 120 MB

Clint Eastwood takes mushrooms and decides to impregnate his wife. OJ Simpson gets off by having pupes glued to his face at the Art Basel showing. We review "The Irishman",2019 JOIN THE MILITIA --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinemapocalypsenow/support

HOLIDAY REWIND: Episode 38 "Ernest Bangs A Tundra Wookie"

December 08, 2019 23:19 - 1 hour - 135 MB

We didn't record an episode this week because Mar Mar went to the Art Basel art show in Miami and the rest of us are gay as hell. Here is one of my (Scott Lizard A.) favorite episodes. I figure its been long enough that we deserve a "clip show." We have a sick episode lined up next week where we review "The Irishman" give us a break for a week. If you really need a podcast fix for the week feel free to donate minimum 1 dollar to our patreon at www.patreon.com/cinemapocalysenow .... We have s...

Ep. 88 "Hel Ho Let Boo!" (Trainspotting, 1996)

December 01, 2019 22:09 - 1 hour - 87.8 MB

Crosswalk volunteers get run over by crazy taxi drivers in Tesla trucks. While a congressman farts on Don's sister in Michael's. The moral of the story is vagina BO will get you fired. This week we review Danny Boyle's 1996 film "Trainspotting" starring Ewan McGregor --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinemapocalypsenow/support

ep. 87 "I Have 2 Big Dogs AND I Make Soup..." (Death Wish, 1974)

November 24, 2019 21:55 - 1 hour - 103 MB

Mar Mar chokes on a chicken bone after getting laid from his cat with a girl with ciggy butt breath. Edith Bunker gets raped at the meat store and Peter Lee-Berg gets Peteish. We review "Death Wish" starring Charles Bronson (1974) JOIN THE MILITIA --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Ep. 87 "I Have 2 Big Dogs AND I Make Soup..." (Death Wish, 1974)

November 24, 2019 21:55 - 1 hour - 103 MB

Mar Mar chokes on a chicken bone after getting laid from his cat with a girl with ciggy butt breath. Edith Bunker gets raped at the meat store and Peter Lee-Berg gets Peteish. We review "Death Wish" starring Charles Bronson (1974) JOIN THE MILITIA --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Ep. 86 "Oil Derrick" (Barton Fink, 1991)

November 18, 2019 04:26 - 1 hour - 84.5 MB

Marshal gets stabbed by a fat girl for a Popeye's chicken sandwich while trying to get his drink on. Brad Delp local legend and bbq enthusiast. Alienating Jason, McMartin Preschool, and "the Finders". Porsalin quits YouTube. We review the Coen brother's 1991 film Barton Fink --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Ep. 85 "Ernest F*cks on Vacation" (Jacob's Ladder, 1990)

November 10, 2019 20:46 - 2 hours - 115 MB

DISCLAIMER: DO NOT listen to this episode as your first episode of this podcast. It is a Terrible, Horrible, No-Good, Very-Bad Episode for HARDCORES ONLY. We apologize for the inconvenience. * * * * Brian Manson sucks his own d*ck while Mar Mar talks about the Cape Dirtyan bar 5 times while drinking Portuguese Ice. Gabe thinks Marshal stole "Ernest F*cks" from HDTGM and Gay-ry rations candy in an Oreo Crisis. I guess Join the Militia.... Next week's episode will be better. I hope. --- Supp...

Ep. 84 " I'm Never Gonna Stop!" (Smart House, 1999)

November 03, 2019 22:29 - 1 hour - 81.6 MB

The Ayatollah bans headbanging to Blink 182 at the dementia fight club. Don's near miss with a Silver  fox at the Y. Scott and Marshal talk Chinese at Dim Sum. The Cracktacular adventures of Day Day and Black Randy. We try to review the Disney original "Smart House" 1999 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Ep. 83 "Fat Lindsay, Dude" (Rob Zombie's Halloween, 2007)

October 27, 2019 20:41 - 1 hour - 110 MB

Trout's Arm,  Racist NFL Stream Chat,  Sad Videos, Sweaty pussy lamb,  and fat Lindsay. We also review the Rob Zombie disaster remake of "Halloween" (2007) JOIN THE MILITIA!!! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Ep. 82 "Busty but Gross" (The Host, 2006)

October 21, 2019 03:47 - 1 hour - 78.7 MB

Scott smokes Black and Milds for enjoyment while riding in his new PT Cruiser. Small pox farts killed the Indians. The Jeffree Star and Jared Threaten family variety hour. Quick overview of "The Strange Thing About the Johnsons" (2011), and "Summer of 84" (2018). We go all out and review the 2006 South Korean creature feature "The Host". --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Ep. 81 "Every Post is a Repost Repost" (Joker, 2019)

October 13, 2019 23:42 - 1 hour - 105 MB

Gabe plays the Sega PlugnPlay with his incestuous exes. A Lady Cop murders boomer grocers. The O&A Subreddit gets shutdown for making a mess at Dunkies. We review the 2019 crime/supervillain drama "Joker" JOIN THE MILITIA!!!!!! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Ep. 80 "Big Boat Full of Jews" (The King of Comedy, 1982)

October 07, 2019 00:12 - 1 hour - 90.2 MB

Trump makes people illiterate, Gabe gets unprofessional, and Scott blocks his mom on facebook. The life and times of Matt Flathead. quick overview of Pet Sematary (2019) and we do a deep dive review of Martin Scorsese's 1982 film The the King of Comedy starring Robert De Niro --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Ep. 79 "Goth Dumbo" Ft. Dave Temple (The Goonies, 1985)

September 29, 2019 20:57 - 1 hour - 93 MB

In this episode we interview comedian extraordinare Dave Temple and discuss Bobby Brown, Marshal forces in conversation about 30 y.o. goth girls, kids on minecraft, getting in trouble for words as kids. We also debut our new segment "Ask A Black Guy." We also review The Goonies and get into some Sheen Rape Theories. JOIN THE MILITIA!!!! @Scottlizardabrams @IMDaveTemple --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Ep. 78 "Butt Clit" (the Fanatic, 2019)

September 22, 2019 23:27 - 1 hour - 91.5 MB

Marshal kills Eddie Money for his black people sex socks. PewDiePie fires Shane Gillis for inappropriate comments about Woke burger restaurants. We quickly overview "the Polka KIng" 2017 starring Jack Black, "Nature Boy" 30 for 30, talk about our favorite Goosebumps novels, a full in depth review of the train wreck directed by Fred Durst (Limp Bizkit) "the Fanatic" 2019 starring John Travolta. Join the militia! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinemapocaly...

Ep. 77 "Dykes on Bikes" (The Killer, 1989)

September 15, 2019 18:39 - 1 hour - 109 MB

We're back and we're ready to make racist jokes for you.... This week we discuss Marshal's triumphant return from the Booby Hatch, people who ride bikes, people who like Halloween, fat girls and we review the 1989 John Woo film "The Killer" (1989) and all of its imitators. JOIN THE MILITIA!!!!!!!!!!  --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Ep. 76 "Cum in the Trash" (The Butterfly Effect, 2004)

September 08, 2019 23:34 - 1 hour - 95 MB

Scott's dad gets nominated for biggest Jew. "The Red Strings club" good yet gay, Always Sunny jumps the shark, mid break cat talk, and Currycels/Ricecels. We quickly overview "Peanut Butter Falcon" (2019), and "Rocko's Modern Life: Static Cling" (2019). A deep dive review of the 2004 thriller "The Butterfly Effect" starring A**rim Cushioner --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Ep. 75 "Jack Howl" (Welcome to the Dollhouse, 1995)

September 01, 2019 21:50 - 2 hours - 119 MB

Chester Bennington molests kids with Jeffrey Epstein while shitty radio shows play and Homer Simpson smokes weed with Dave Weekly. Tard Wranglers do want to fuck their popsicle on AOL with Jack Howl. Our documentary discussed is available for download to anyone who donates to this podcast. Mucho Drama on this ep. Including Scott and Don's failed movie. JOIN THE MILITIA.  --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Ep. 74 "Diarrhea is Gross" (Rushmore, 1998)

August 26, 2019 03:26 - 1 hour - 101 MB

Tweety bird shirt wearing cultists rape and murder with the help of the Clinton foundation. We discuss 7-11 delicacies, gas station boner pills, and Ronald Jackson's disappearing candy bar trick. A brief overview of The VVitch (2015), and Good Boys (2019). We have an in depth review of the 1998 Wes Anderson film Rushmore. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Ep. 73 "Anarcho-Tyranny" ( First Blood, 1982)

August 18, 2019 19:38 - 1 hour - 90.1 MB

Gabe doesn't understand the concept of a swap, walmart unprofessionals make their way in anarcho-tyranny, Emer Till attends Fyre Fest while chicken riders mock Scott for not knowing who Marv from Home Alone is. We also discuss feet and the original Rambo movie: First Blood. JOIN THE MILITIA!!! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Ep. 72 "Feet Gloves" (Easy Rider, 1969)

August 12, 2019 20:00 - 1 hour - 94.5 MB

 Thought police crackdown on the burgeoning lolita hentai problem. Mormons look for Wesley, their one true savior. Mar Mar serves up Henny cocktails to toddlers.  Scott discusses tripping at the Tripp's and we review the 1969 classic indie film Easy Rider.  --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Ep. 71 "Computer Boomer" (Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, 2019)

August 04, 2019 21:44 - 1 hour - 108 MB

Shareware versions of Mister Rogers doing prank phone calls on Steve-O. Christopher Dorner participates in surveillance capitalism as we review the 2019 Tarantino film "Once Upon a Time in Hollywood" We know why you're here, racist. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Ep. 70 "Diet Mountain Lion ROCKS" (The King of Kong, 2006)

July 29, 2019 02:00 - 1 hour - 92.8 MB

The Bubonic Plague worries boomers while Chinese babies are monitored by (((Big Brother))) and discover some wasted talent. The Lion King fights gators while a Jew pulls his ripcords. Meanwhile the Osbourne siblings have sex with each other. We review "King of Kong" (2006) .......You know what you're here for, racist. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Ep. 69 "The Texas Sexy Girls" (Who Took Johnny, 2014)

July 22, 2019 23:43 - 1 hour - 96.9 MB

Anti-vax mom takes a huge airplane dump on new black lady Bond. Is America 1/4 gay? Marshal's vintage sperm collection, and Satanic pedophile rings. We continue "You're a documentary month" and review "Who Took Johnny" (2014) --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Ep. 68 "Hot Dog Pills" (Blackfish, 2013)

July 14, 2019 20:29 - 1 hour - 107 MB

Redundant black women attend art class while Gabe gets racey about jamaicans. The "C-word" is used by hack comedians during a hot dog eating contest. The Wave Speech is discussed before a thorough review of "Blackfish"(2013) spurs a conversation about animal rights and sentient cats. JOIN THE MILITIA!!!! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Ep. 67 "Full Logs of Poopie" (American Movie, 1999)

July 08, 2019 23:48 - 1 hour - 75.2 MB

Retards take a trip the Zoo and are rewarded with Chick-fil-A sandwiches, and Chuck E. Cheese pizza. Swimming in the hood, Scratch ticket people, we talk about Hey Arnold (seriously). Homeward Bound gets recast. We review the documentary "American Movie" 1999 directed by Chris Smith --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Ep. 66 "Porcelain Puss" (Toy Story 4, 2019)

June 30, 2019 19:24 - 2 hours - 114 MB

The BOYS return in full force to discuss whether or not the Deaf should be allowed to drive, how marshal tricked chinese people into saying the N-Word , Jewish symbolism in Star Wars, anti semitic schwarma, marshal's incontinence and we scam TGI Fridays. We then review the recent entry into the Pixar franchise Toy Story 4 (2019) JOIN THE MILITIA!!! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Ep. 65 "Ebonic Sleeping Arrangements" (They Live, 1988)

June 24, 2019 02:24 - 1 hour - 85.9 MB

Are the Counting Crows pseudo racists? The artist formerly known as Mar Mar donates phone book armor to the less fortunate. Having hoagies with Bam Margera, and 30 year old goth girls. We get a diaped update from Baby Bri. Give brief overview of "Godzilla: King of the Monsters" (2019) and a full review of "They Live" (1988) starring the late Rowdy Roddy Piper. All this and MUCH MORE on the PREMIERE Movie Review Podcast of the Post-Apocalypse!!! JOIN THE MILITIA!!! --- Support this podcast...