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Cinemapocalypse NOW

117 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 4 years ago - ★★★★ - 11 ratings

The Post-apocalypse's PREMIERE movie talk podcast. No holds barred snobbish cinema criticism and raucous NON-Politically Correct banter. Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinemapocalypsenow/support

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Ep. 64 "Everyone Loves Balls" (Last Action Hero, 1993)

June 16, 2019 20:53 - 1 hour - 103 MB

Hotdogging gets put on the menu while Scott and Marshal decide who gets to be top,  Girls get worked up about semi consensual public urination while others get off on the feeling of anticipation. Aubrey Plaza likes Gabe's balls but the real question is IS MELANIN TRANSMUTABLE?? Historic Prank Phonecalls are recalled while beaver bongs are smoked. Also we deeply review "Last Action Hero" Starring Arnie Schwarzie (1993) All this and MORE on the PREMIERE Movie Review Podcast of the Post Apocaly...

Ep. 63 "Diaped Up Tranny" (Punch-Drunk Love, 2002)

June 11, 2019 05:10 - 1 hour - 86.5 MB

Baby Bri ruins the bbq when she shows up wearing unsightly attire. Mar Mar debuts his new ASMR series complete with candy crunching and lighter flicking. Scott and Don go Catfishing to catch a predator. Obnoxious neighbor and Gabe's critic corner returns! We have an in depth discussion about Paul Thomas Anderson's "Punch-Drunk Love" 2002 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Ep. 62 "LA is a Zoo" Ft. Mike Recine (Falling Down, 1993)

June 02, 2019 19:30 - 1 hour - 109 MB

The Boys circle the wagons with special in-studio guest Mike Recine of The SIt Down podcast to discuss the iconic 1993 film "Falling Down" starring Michael Douglas and directed by Joel Schumacher. They also give him the standard line of questioning and discuss army recruiters and how the army approaches advertising in 2019. All this and MORE on the PREMIERE Movie Review Podcast of the Post-Apocalypse!!!! JOIN THE MILITIA!!! . . . . Check out Mike Recine's Podcast! . . . . Donate on...

Ep. 61 "Sloppy Party Bottom" (Pokémon Detective Pikachu, 2019)

May 27, 2019 16:33 - 1 hour - 97.3 MB

Tulpamancers go to federal prison for having sex with real dolls. Scott and Don get scared straight while learning the rules to survive in prison. We learn the joys of AOL Hometown and a "teenage boy dressed as Hilary". Quick overview of "The Dirt" 2019, and "The Lobster" 2016. The boys to a deep dive review of the schlock "Pokémon Detective Pikachu" 2019. All this and MUCH MORE on the PREMIERE Movie Review Podcast of the Post-Apocalypse!!! JOIN THE MILITIA!!! --- Support this podcast: ht...

Ep. 60 "Black Woman vs. The Turkey" (Dune, 1984)

May 19, 2019 20:14 - 1 hour - 100 MB

This week the boys discuss a black woman facing off against a turkey, Owen Benjamin still being retarded, Louis Farrakhan, Myspace, Based Zoomers, Chris Chan and Drag (which is basically female blackface). They also discuss the Chuck Berry Sex Tape,  Mothers Day adventures and the 1984 film "Dune"  directed by Alan Smithee.... I mean David Lynch. JOIN THE MILITIA!!!! . . . . Join our Subreddit!! . . . Check out our band!! . . . Donate to our Patreon! . . . @Scottlizardabrams @cheapguitarschea...

Ep. 59 "Ms. Bailar Loves Rat Boy" (The Wrestler, 2008)

May 15, 2019 01:02 - 1 hour - 109 MB

Marshal is presented with a prestigious award. Scott battles the incredible Lobster Boy, flaming pigeon shit, Wilhelm meme? We review the Wrestler starring Mickey Rourke. All this and MUCH MORE on the PREMIERE Movie Review Podcast of the Post-Apocalypse!!! JOIN THE MILITIA!!! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Ep. 58 "The Great Race Debate 2019" (Bad Lieutenant, 1992)

May 05, 2019 20:40 - 1 hour - 99.9 MB

Racist Weird Al, letting a black guy shit in your bathroom, Mar Mar goes viral with a video about Trenchcoat Guys. Bad Roommate's Fried Pickles cause Gabe to hold his farts in the escape room. The great Race/Gender Driving Debate. A first for the boys, NO SPOILERS as they discuss the edgy 1992 crime drama "Bad Lieutenant" starring the inimitable Harvey Keitel. . . . . Donate to our Patreon!! . . Instagram: @scottlizardabrams @cheapguitarscheapthrills . . Check out our band!!! ....

Ep. 57 - "A Movie For People With Bad Teeth" (Zulu, 1964)

April 29, 2019 22:20 - 1 hour - 79.7 MB

Oh oh oh Ozempic! This week we discuss commercial jingles, Scott's waterlogged "Rape Game", Gabe's 4/20 foray in DC, Strip clubs where they should keep their clothes on, Bonnie McFarlane vs. Pat Dixon, and a brief overview of Bubba Ho-Tep (2002). We review give a full review of the 1964 war epic Zulu. All this and MUCH MORE on the PREMIERE Movie Review Podcast of the Post-Apocalypse!!! JOIN THE MILITIA!!! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinemapocalypsenow...

Ep. 56 - "Gabe's Pissed" (Easter Special, 'Passion of the Christ')

April 21, 2019 21:49 - 1 hour - 81 MB

This week the boys are robbed of 45 minutes of hilarious content that got deleted for the first time in their podcast history. However these intrepid fucking white males endure and soldier on to deliver you the content you deserve!!! They discuss Steet Shark Rule 34, Israel going to the Moon, Lobster Titties, shabbos goys, and Liam Nelson. They also (for Easter Sunday) review KING Mel Gibson's depiction of the crucifixion of the Lord Jebuz Christos: "The Passion of the Christ" All this and M...

Bonus Minisode 2 - "Obeasts"

April 19, 2019 01:31 - 32 minutes - 45.1 MB

BONUS CONTENT!!!! In this very special 3 man installment of The PREMIERE Movie Review Podcast of the Post-Apocalypse Mar Mar, Gabe and Scott avoid the topic of film but chat about Pahjeet striking Downtown Crossing, men who wear sandals, Fentanyl, legal pot problems and "That Dog." Happy Hitler's Birthday/Columbine Day! JOIN THE MILITIA!!! - - - - -  @Scottlizardabrams on Instagram - - - - -  WWW.Patreon.com/cinemapocalypsenow - - - - - Check out our band! - - - - - - - -  Check out our ...

Ep. 55 - "The Great Chinese Incellion" (Bone Tomahawk, 2015)

April 14, 2019 16:12 - 1 hour - 82.8 MB

We discuss Marshal's prediction of a mass Chinese incel rebellion, Portuguese problems, Scott's dad "gets the brunt of it", how success is a big black bum, David Arquette's recent near death experience, a Jewsie Smallhatt update, "US" the Simpsons already did it, and we review "Bone Tomahawk" 2015. All this and MUCH MORE on the PREMIERE Movie Review Podcast of the Post-Apocalypse!!! JOIN THE MILITIA!!! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinemapocalypsenow/su...

Ep. 54 - "Make Blackface Great Again" (Pootie Tang, 2001)

April 07, 2019 18:40 - 1 hour - 139 MB

Our heroes return with a very unprofessional episode in which they discuss "Blow Brother Where Art Thou?", Marshal the candy man, and how they would fight a turkey. Code switching at the go kart track, tag team old lady death matches, shaming the retarded on the train, helicopter jackoff moms and escape rooms. Plus a review of 2001's neo-blaxploitation joint "Pootie Tang", directed by Louis C.K. All this and MORE on the PREMIERE Movie Review Podcast of the Post-Apocalypse!!! JOIN THE MILITIA...

Ep. 53 - "Deep Space Pilot" (Blue Velvet, 1986)

April 01, 2019 22:50 - 1 hour - 96.8 MB

Lil' Bow Wow's butthole, a quick overview of "US" 2019, Gabe Pride parades, neighbors, scooters, broken bbqs, Scott goes trainspotting, and we get another Denzil viewer voicemail.  We do a deep dive review of David Lynch's 1986 film Blue Velvet. All this and MUCH MORE on the PREMIERE Movie Review Podcast of the Post-Apocalypse!!! JOIN THE MILITIA!!! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Ep. 52 - "Girls Can Be Retarded Too" (Oldboy, 2003)

March 24, 2019 17:42 - 1 hour - 95.9 MB

ONE YEAR OF CINEMAPOCALYPSE NOW IS UPON US!!!! Thank you everyone for being here for and entire year of surviving the Cinemapocalypse with us!!! In this CLASSIC episode we discuss Mar Mar's statutory grey areas, Whippin' it out, Garfield, gangbangin in Alaska, and Tard Love Triangles. We also discuss the shitpostin' shooting and finally get into a thought provoking analysis of 2003's Korean Drama "Oldboy"!!! ALL THIS AND MORE ON THE PREMIERE MOVIE REVIEW OF THE POST APOCALYPSE!!! Join the Mi...

Ep. 51 - "Scott and the Staircase" (Sicario, 2015)

March 18, 2019 20:26 - 1 hour - 71.1 MB

Trannies, the fattest man on the train, BLACKFACEbook, anniversary of Waco, true crime podcasts, update from Terrible Tim, and getting away with murder. All this and MUCH MORE on the PREMIERE Movie Review Podcast of the Post-Apocalypse!!! JOIN THE MILITIA!!! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Ep. 50 - "Hurricane Sandy Hook" (Mandy, 2018)

March 10, 2019 18:23 - 1 hour - 110 MB

In this special 50th episode, head liberal cuck Scott "The Destroyer" Roberson returns to the mothafuckin boiz to discuss peeing sitting down,  black people conspiracies, "King" Alex Jones, the Jewish conspiracy against MJ, and Mar Mar implicates himself in MORE felonies. They also discuss ayahuasca retreats in Peru, shroomin', ignoring annoying people like a child and internet censorship. Finally they review this week's long fated pick (see episode 8) "Mandy" 2018 starring the inimitable Nic...

Ep. 49 - "Boop Scaly Arms" (Grandma's Boy, 2006)

March 03, 2019 14:25 - 1 hour - 77.8 MB

In this week's episode Don gives his thoughts on "the House that Jack built". We discuss Mar mar's first kill, Doomers, the Ellen Page debacle, Robert " Rub n tug" Kraft, and Gary Voorhees terrorizing Camp Crystal Lake. The reluctant review of Mar mar's favorite stoner comedy (Grandma's Boy 2006) All this and MUCH MORE on the PREMIERE Movie Review Podcast of the Post-Apocalypse!!! JOIN THE MILITIA!!! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Ep. 48 - "The Worst of All Worlds" (The House That Jack Built, 2018)

February 24, 2019 23:58 - 2 hours - 167 MB

We discuss Jussie Smollet the retarded liar, the mini mass shooting, Doyle's retarded boomer takes on the internet, lucid dreaming and nightmares, ren and stimpy revelations, and the EAR/ONS killer. Plus Don's pick "The House that Jack Built" (2018) JOIN THE MILITIA --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Ep. 47 - "the Limit of Statues" (Rock 'n' Roll High School, 1979)

February 16, 2019 16:46 - 1 hour - 81.8 MB

In the absence of Big Daddy Don Bodeen, our survivors carry on with heavy hearts. Scott got sexually assaulted at work while the cashier manager did more than count cash. Dog ball earrings, slutty wing restaurants, close calls and booger picking. Owen Benjamin steals things!And our very first listener voicemail, Denzil. All this and MUCH MORE on the PREMIERE Movie Review Podcast of the Post-Apocalypse!!! JOIN THE MILITIA!!! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show...

Ep. 46 - "Darren Dindu vs. Jared Threatin" (Heat, 1995)

February 10, 2019 22:29 - 1 hour - 162 MB

The boys are back again for another installment where they discuss the Super Bowl, MBTA Life, and high school murderers. They also take down the new podcast of "IRL Jared Threatin" (as referenced in episode 36) before talking about how the Jews ruined Mattapan, a local conspiracy theory. Finally they give a thorough review of 1995's "Heat" starring Deniro and Pacino. All this and MORE on the PREMIERE Movie Review Podcast of the Post-Apocalypse!!! Donate to our Patreon: WWW.Patreon.com/cinem...

Ep. 45 - "A Thin King" (Amadeus, 1984)

February 02, 2019 23:14 - 2 hours - 113 MB

Yah boys discuss "Girls Gone Wild", big diction, thick necks, MA drivers, Club 33, and introducing Gabe's critic corner. All this and MUCH MORE on the PREMIERE Movie Review Podcast of the Post-Apocalypse!!! JOIN THE MILITIA!!! https://boston.cbslocal.com/2019/01/30/road-rage-video-man-on-hood-of-car-massachusetts-turnpike-highway-richard-kamrowski-mark-fitzgerald-licenses-suspended/ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Ep. 44 - "What do you know about Hooters?" (Platoon, 1986)

January 27, 2019 22:57 - 1 hour - 163 MB

This week the boyz indulge a listener request from across the pond as they review the 1986 Oliver Stone film "Platoon" as well as discuss the sad state of The Learning Channel, synthetic weed, Chris Hansen getting in hot water, mainstream pedophilia, 'roids, and washed up pornstars. All this and MORE on the PREMIERE Movie Review Podcast of the Post-Apocalypse!!! JOIN THE MILITIA!!!! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Ep. 43 - "WOKEsperson" (Bird Box 2018)

January 21, 2019 04:48 - 1 hour - 126 MB

R. Kelly in trouble at the White House's hamberder feast for using ketchup. Is Gillette really the BEST a man can get? Discussing the moral quandary of Man vs. Children boxing. We review Bird box (2018) "It's a movie." -Mar Mar  All this and MUCH MORE on the PREMIERE Movie Review Podcast of the Post-Apocalypse!!! JOIN THE MILITIA!!! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Ep. 42 - "The Unprofessionals of Europe" (Magnolia, 1999)

January 15, 2019 00:23 - 2 hours - 128 MB

In this return to form, the boyz discuss Scott's recent health scare and how junkies have ruined the medical industry, "Vice", Louis C.K. 2019, and Ed Buck the Hillary loving ghoul. They also discuss the documentary series "The Staircase", how liberal Massachusetts is and finally an in depth bashing of the 1999 P.T. Anderson film "Magnolia". All this and MORE on the PREMIERE Movie Review Podcast of the Post-Apocalypse!!!! JOIN THE MILITIA!!!!! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters....

Ep. 41 - "You Eat the Goop: Reloaded" (The Matrix, 1999 pt. 2)

January 09, 2019 04:45 - 1 hour - 99.2 MB

Our crime fighters return with their continued review of "The Matrix" (1999). Julia chimes in, we discuss the plausibility of the world within the movie and Trinity is still ugly. All this and MUCH MORE on the PREMIERE Movie Review Podcast of the Post-apocalypse. JOIN THE MILITIA! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Ep. 40 - "You Eat the Goop!" (The Matrix, 1999 pt. 1)

December 31, 2018 01:07 - 1 hour - 106 MB

This week, we discuss serial spitters,  the dangers of going to the movies, Jim Carrey's sanity, the pros and cons of breast feeding, provide a quick overview of "The Mule" (2018) and a thorough dissection of this week's film, "The Matrix" (1999). All this and MUCH MORE on the PREMIERE movie review podcast of the post-apocalypse! JOIN THE MILITIA! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Ep. 39 - "The Roaring Fifties" (Santa Claus, 1959)

December 22, 2018 22:53 - 1 hour - 149 MB

Merry Christmas Cinemapocalymaniacs!! This week the boys celebrate Christmas by discussing a VERY jolly film "Santa Claus" (1959)  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVO4ZRpTiaw  about Old Saint Nick squaring off with a demon from HELL named Pitch. They also discuss the KFC Firelog, unwanted houseguests, the new WW1 Doc,  and Limewire Porn and what super Christian guys beat off to. All this and MUCH MORE on the PREMIERE Movie Review Podcast of the Post-Apocalypse!!! JOIN THE MILITIA!!!! --- ...

Ep. 38 - "Ernest Bangs a Tundra Wookie" (Ernest Saves Christmas, 1988)

December 15, 2018 05:53 - 1 hour - 135 MB

This week's episode we discuss the allure of rotund tundra wookies, canceling the Oscars, PETA's colloquialisms, Soulja Boy's foray into the console wars, and Scott's boss' fashion faux pas. We also review the late Jim Varney's 2nd film starring as his character Ernest P. Worrell "Ernest Saves Christmas 1988". All this and MUCH MORE on the PREMIERE Movie Review Podcast of the Post-Apocalypse!!! JOIN THE MILITIA!!! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinemapoc...

Ep. 37 - "Scotch Free" (Jingle All The Way, 1998)

December 09, 2018 16:31 - 2 hours - 178 MB

In this reunion episode the boys welcome back Mar Mar and welcome their first feminist guest Liz Leis to the show. They discuss Neil "Smoke" DeGrasse Tyson's being Me Too'd, an Orthodox Jewish party performer (Uncle Moishey), beating up senior citizens, hot toys and parenting advice. Mar Mar also gets Me Too'd. All this and MORE on the PREMIERE Movie Review Podcast of the Post Apocalypse!!! JOIN THE MILITA!!! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinemapocalyps...

Ep. 36 - "I'm 10 Years Old and I F**king Love This" (Pleasantville, 1998)

December 02, 2018 19:31 - 1 hour - 149 MB

In this gut busting installment the boys discuss Thot Audit, the remote tribe off the coast of India, Jared Threatin and who it reminds us of IRL. We also touch on the Queen biopic and finally we dissect the 1998 film "Pleasantville" All this and more on the Premiere Movie Review Podcast of the Post-Apocalypse!!! JOIN THE MILITIA!!!! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Ep. 35 - "Addams Family Klan Rally" (Addams Family Values, 1993)

November 25, 2018 18:06 - 1 hour - 159 MB

In this classic ep the boys get back to basics while telling shit stories and homeless guy stories, discuss racist humor at work, and military coups. Scott gives his anticipated full gameplay review of the white supremacist video game "Angry Goy 2", and Gabe dishes on how he allowed himself to be the emotional tampon for a whiny anti-Trumper. Finally the lads get into their suprisingly in-depth review of "Addams Family Values" (1993) All this and MUCH MORE on the PREMIERE Movie Review Podcast...

Ep. 34 - "No Slaves for Bears" Ft. Pat Dixon (The Man Who Wasn't There, 2001)

November 18, 2018 20:57 - 1 hour - 108 MB

In this groundbreaking episode of the Premiere Movie Review Podcast of the Post-Apocalypse, the boys interview the inimitable Pat Dixon of Crime Report and TRUMP on the Compound Media Network. They discuss the state of movies and the media, Pat's taste in film, a joke he told that got a glass thrown at him, and the 2001 Coen Brothers Neo - Noir film "The Man Who Wasn't There." All this and MUCH MORE!!! . . .Instagram: @scottlizardabrams @patdixonnyc . .www.compoundmedia.com (Crime Report, "TR...

Ep. 33 - "The Diary of Anne Frank With Retards" (Riding the Bus With My Sister, 2005)

November 11, 2018 21:23 - 1 hour - 107 MB

In this classic ep, the boys discuss odd shit their families do, Amish in 2018 and the new movie "American Animals." They also languish over the tragic Lifetime film "Riding the Bus with My Sister" (2005) JOIN THE MILITIA!!!! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Ep. 32 - "I Wanna Be A Franchisee" (Primer, 2004)

November 04, 2018 09:08 - 52 minutes - 48.5 MB

Umbrella stories, 9/11 for Jews and roast beef-laden fantasies. Also, a review of the 2004 science fiction film, "Primer". --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinemapocalypsenow/support

BONUS Minisode 1 - "Mar Mar Likes to Get MAGA-Bombed"

November 01, 2018 00:24 - 35 minutes - 48.5 MB

Because last episode was released early we reward YOU, the treasured listeners, to this very special BONUS MINISODE!!! We are visited by Mar Mar's ghost and we briefly discuss "Overlord", Gabe gushes over "Mid90s" and we give our take on the so-called MAGA Bomber. JOIN THE MILITIA!!!! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Ep. 31 - "Cheese Dip's In!" (Halloween, 2018)

October 24, 2018 07:53 - 1 hour - 73.8 MB

For the fourth and final installment of "Horror-ble Movie October", our heroes dissect 2018's "Halloween". Also discussed are old white lady flash mobs, lack of diversity at the mall of Maine, and a debate over Jamie Lee Curtis' status as feminist icon or mere Activia-eating bitch. JOIN THE MILITIA! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Ep. 30 - "Uniquely Bad" (Pieces, 1982)

October 23, 2018 09:30 - 1 hour - 116 MB

In this 3rd installment of "Horror-ble Movie October" the boys discuss Elizabeth Warren the fake Indian, the 30th Anniversary of "My Neighbor Totoro" and an unforgettable experience afterwards, urban food courts and we dissect the 1982 debacle "Pieces" selected by Gabe. Which can be watched in stunning 480p here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hW60jm0vjmE  All this and MORE on the PREMIERE Movie Review Podcast of the Post-Apocalypse! JOIN THE MILITIA --- Support this podcast: https://podc...

Ep. 29 - "Hawses Ahhs" (Inside, 2007)

October 16, 2018 11:02 - 1 hour - 118 MB

In this second week of "Horror-ble Movie October" the boys detail some movies they watched over the weekend including "Bone Tomahawk" and "Venom" Before Gabe attempts to get out his review of "A Star Is Born" as Don and Scott mock him mercilessly. Finally they get to the main event "Inside" (2007), a French horror film. All this and MUCH MORE!!! JOIN THE MILITIA --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Ep. 28 - "Wolf Spit" (The Shattering, 2015)

October 07, 2018 20:11 - 1 hour - 55.2 MB

Join us as we celebrate the month of October with reviews of "horror-ble" films. First up is the 2015 stinker, "The Shattering". This week's episode features special guest Jason Kelly of the Static Rift radio show. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Ep. 27 - "The Jewish Advocate" (3 Ninjas, 1992)

October 03, 2018 01:25 - 1 hour - 149 MB

In this weeks RACY installment the boys discuss female mass shooters, paw through a copy of the right wing pro-Israel newspaper The Jewish Advocate as well as the PS1 Classic. This week we tackle two martial arts films: "The Warriors of Virtue" and "3 Ninjas" Hilarity Ensues. JOIN THE MILITIA --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Ep. 26 - "Sober Cobra" (Donnie Darko, 2001)

September 22, 2018 22:35 - 1 hour - 74 MB

A seance breathes life into an old friend. A long-awaited verdict is handed down in the Retarded People's Court. Richard Kelly's polarizing freshman effort, "Donnie Darko" (2001) is reviewed. Who could ask for anything more? --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Ep. 25 - "Just Ask ANY Woman" (I Saw The Devil, 2011)

September 20, 2018 01:21 - 1 hour - 104 MB

In this somber 9/11 episode of The Premier Movie Review Podcast of the Post-Apocalypse, we try to keep things light by celebrating Gabe's birthday, which happens to fall on 9/11. We also discuss 9/11 Conspiracies and uncover the truth about the Muslims celebrating when the towers fell. We briefly cover the new entry in the Battlefield game series before delving into this week's review of "I Saw The Devil" (2011) a South Korean Horror/Action film. All this and MORE!!!! JOIN THE MILITIA!!!!! -...

Ep. 24 - "The Death of Mar Mar" (Three Billboards, 2017)

September 08, 2018 22:45 - 1 hour - 56.8 MB

A brief discussion about "Children of Men" (2006), a lengthier discussion about tattooed grannys, and a eulogy for Marshal who has succumbed to AIDS. Also, we review "Three Billboards Outside of Ebbing, Missouri" (2017). --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Ep. 23 - "Retarded People's Court" (Freddy Got Fingered, 2001)

September 07, 2018 00:30 - 1 hour - 86.2 MB

Come one, come all to the very first INTERACTIVE episode of the Premiere Movie Review Podcast of the Post Apocalypse!!! In this episode we recall tales of hefty exes doing amateur stripping for GREAT JUSTICE. We also serve papers on Marshal to appear in Retarded People's Court and call upon YOU, the listeners, to decide the verdict in the case of The Gum on the Front Porch. Finally we delve into our movie of the week: Freddy Got Fingered (2001), the Tom Green vehicle. Apologies for the late u...

Ep. 22 - "Unprofessional Americans" (Adaptation, 2002)

August 27, 2018 06:23 - 1 hour - 65.9 MB

Listen as three Americans of the unprofessional persuasion discuss roided out midgets, Indians with prurient interests, as well as the 2002 Spike Jonze film "Adaptation". JOIN THE MILITIA! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Ep. 21 - "Sky Chad vs. the Warriors of Virtue" (Tank Girl, 1995)

August 19, 2018 21:00 - 1 hour - 98.5 MB

In this reunion episode the fellas dedicate their efforts to the Chad Sky Burglar of 2018, who was clearly a listener of the show. We also get into Alex Jones' deplatforming throughout the various social media websites and discuss Scott being rejected by the Freemasons. This week's movie is Tank Girl (1995) which Marshal is a staunch defender of. All this and MORE on the Premier Movie Review Podcast of the Post Apocalypse!!! JOIN THE MILITIA!! If you would like to contact us with movie recom...

Ep. 20 - "A Grey Alien Covered in Sh*t" (Veronica, 2017)

August 13, 2018 23:15 - 1 hour - 85.4 MB

In this week's installment, we make a hostage exchange with Donald Trump to get Gabe back from his home country of Brazil, but must live without our sweet ladyboy Marshal. We also discuss life in Brazil and "respect" for the boys in blue. We also skewer the 2017 Spanish (Mexican) released horror film "Veronica." All this and MUCH MORE!! JOIN THE MILITIA!!! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Ep. 19 - "That Smells GOOD!" (American Psycho, 2000)

August 05, 2018 04:44 - 43 minutes - 39.8 MB

In this week's episode, we discuss the film American Psycho (2000). Other topics include Gabe's penchant for granny puss, cannabis infused dinner parties gone awry, as well as a cult of ambiguously gay barbecuers who may be using their Youtube fame to troll for boy butt. If you haven't heard this episode, you better check...this...OUT! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Ep. 18 - "That's What Oil Is" (There Will Be Blood, 2007)

August 02, 2018 00:38 - 1 hour - 87 MB

In this exciting edition, our intrepid podcast friends embark on a discussion about the 2007 Paul Thomas Anderson film "There Will be Blood", frontier capitalism, old people on facebook and Marshal pontificates (excessively) about his well researched knowledge of Geology. All this and MORE!!! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Ep. 17 - "Happiness is a Boy's Bum" (Happiness, 1988)

July 24, 2018 03:21 - 1 hour - 72 MB

This week, we discuss the 1998 dark comedy "Happiness" directed by Todd Solondz. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support