Chicano Shuffle
336 episodes - English - Latest episode: 7 days ago - ★★★★★ - 260 ratingsWelcome to Chicano Shuffle, where we hit the record button and let the conversation lead the way.
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085 - Hashtag, Pound, or Octothorp
April 23, 2019 13:45 - 1 hour - 69.2 MBThis weeks's definition lesson: hash·tag /ˈhaSHtaɡ/ noun a word or phrase preceded by a hash sign (#), used on social media websites and applications, especially Twitter, to identify messages on a specific topic. [Used by the social media generation] pound sign /ˈpound ˌsīn/ noun the sign #, representing a pound as a unit of weight or mass, or as represented on a telephone keypad or computer keyboard. [Used by most of the shuffle] oc·to·thorp /ˈäktəˌTHôrp/ noun the technical...
084 - Get Off Your Nalgas
April 16, 2019 13:45 - 2 hours - 88.6 MBHola. Title says most of it. We shuffle... we laugh... we get serious... we shuffle... including a very quick Coachella update, a weekend update, some life wisdom, a bit of music and something about hobbies. Plus the now infamous "segment"(?), Judgmental Ramon. Thanks for listening and stay tuned…
083 - The Ivory Tower
April 09, 2019 13:45 - 2 hours - 86 MBTuesday... Tuesday... Tuesday... Monday’s ugly sister. Just when you made it through Monday, Tuesday shows it's ugly head. It can't even be Wednesday. Nothing ruins your hopes for Friday like realizing its only Tuesday. At least there is Taco Tuesday. Do we discuss karate? Wait, an ivory tower? Something about softball clotheslines? Maybe work safety? Even Moto Moto? Typical shuffle I guess. Tuesday, right! Hmmm... sooo, if you are reading this on Wednesday, yeah sorry... happy hump day? T...
082 - Too Old for Cruisin'?
April 03, 2019 09:55 - 2 hours - 94.9 MBLooks like this little show is continuing on... now that April Fools' has come and gone. We might be on raza time... but little late is better than never right. This week we shuffle along as usual with a sprinkling of pendejadas. Small topics, Big topics... non-sense and serious... facts and fiction... good times. Also, this maybe not be top 10 but it's solid. Thanks for listening and stay tuned…
081 - Recycled Pickle Juice
March 26, 2019 13:45 - 2 hours - 97.5 MBWe shuffle through the usual including a recap of Saint Patrick's Day, a couple trips to San Diego, and the a.m.f. drink. Plus there are definitely some other topics with defensive moments... defense al 100. Sas! Thanks for listening and stay tuned…
080 - The Story Before the Peda
March 19, 2019 13:45 - 2 hours - 89.7 MBWhile this is the before... we are now living in the after... in the cruda. This week we talk about our St Patrick Day plans, someone wanting a kilt, tios that gave you cash, some animal talk, that big admissions scandal, and the usual pendejadas. We're off to sleep this one off. Thanks for listening and stay tuned…
079 - Death, Taxes, & Daylight Saving
March 12, 2019 13:45 - 2 hours - 96.6 MBHandballed, hard shell tacos, and daylight saving time... we open up the episode with a nice shuffle. This week the shuffle is strong... we cover quite a few topics and we go a little long. Variety is the spice of life? We also touch on Lyft getting pricey, quality jobs, and an Australian Filipino... it's that kind of episode. Shuffle, shuffle, shuffle. Not to worry, there are discussions on some serious topics such as the new Micheal Jackson documentary, gueros defending minorities, taxing ...
078 - La Cague, La Cagamos, La Cagastes
March 05, 2019 14:45 - 2 hours - 91.1 MBIt's Tuesday and here we are. Welcome back... grab a coffee and chair. The ball gets rolling talking about energy drinks and those sexual power drinks... yeah... that leads to a discussion on your sexual peak. Might sound more interesting in words. We talk about the Urb-e for may be the last time. That is followed up, somehow, by a discourse on mental health and F'ing up at work. Naturally that leads to some personal stories... good times. We then touch a little bit on brown and/or black fac...
077 - El Bikini
February 26, 2019 14:45 - 2 hours - 89.8 MBWe kick off a little heavy... then off to the usual pendejadas. Quick rundown... the shuffle touches on the some Netflix shows (nothing new here), the Oscars, and an update from DonChano.com. We get into a debate on another getting pulled over story and somehow that leads to discourse on "bikini bars"... yeah something like that. Then things get a little personal and a bit more serious. We also have a conversation about the drug war and addiction as a disease. Thanks for listening and stay...
076 - The Chile Episode
February 19, 2019 14:45 - 2 hours - 83.6 MBLots to discuss this week on the shuffle...or not enough... not sure. Either way, we handle. We start things off a little different this episode but then we continue on to the usual shuffle. The conversation kicks off with the Lorena Bobbitt documentary and other crazy 90s crimes. We throw in some old work stories of getting it done but slacking off at the same time. That somehow transitions to a recap of Valentine's day, because someone is a romantic vato. Then we get into a discourse on Un...
075 - ATM to the ALV
February 12, 2019 14:45 - 2 hours - 88.9 MBIs it me or are these things getting longer... and longer. A Toda Madre! (Btw, the title is not a sex reference, get your head out of the gutter.) On this not so sexual episode of Chicano Shuffle... there is lots to discuss and someone has a notebook to hopefully keep us on track. We kick off with the usual randomness which leads to a discussion about food... no surprises here. The chat turns to recent news such as blackface and if apologies still count for anything. Then someone gives us a...
074 - Time for Some Rolas
February 05, 2019 14:30 - 2 hours - 89.3 MBThis is definitely a music heavy episode. Sure we discuss a few normal things as usual and even get into some fan appreciation day type of talk but... for a good chunk we talk music. We think it's a fun episode. Thanks for listening and stay tuned…
073 - Change is Fine
January 29, 2019 18:30 - 2 hours - 90.2 MB"Those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything." -Shaw This week we bring back the topic of the smug maga hat teen to re-discuss as the whole picture is much different now. Then we have a quick discourse about keeping the money in the community. The discussion about being respectful continues and weaves in and out. We also have a conversation on whether the raza dances the electric slide or country line dance. Yeah, a bit random... we know. A listener sent a nice message to mot...
072 - Something is Wrong
January 22, 2019 19:22 - 1 hour - 78.7 MBDisclaimer: This may or may not be a rough one (probably the former). Our little threesome has been cut down to a twosome today... it's a sad day. That being said, we think we did a decent job but it might not be our best work. We do discuss some current events and other pendejadas. The discourse gets into serious events like the teacher strike, the smug maga hat teen, and even the shutdown. We also touch on the Gillette commercial controversy and even get a bit into the #metoo movement (whi...
071 - Por Una Nueva
January 15, 2019 14:45 - 1 hour - 78.2 MBNo guest this week... only pendejadas... yup. Someone thinks that we pick on him, yeah maybe but we move on quickly. We discuss the Coachella lineup which this year includes a crazy little surprise. This leads to a natural discourse about a bunch of latino bands and music in general. Then we transition over to a topic someone heard else where... guess we are out of ideas... but it's a good topic, gentefication. Not gentrification or is it? The discussion eventually leads to the Amazon divorc...
070 - Guest Big Citric & Rabbit
January 08, 2019 14:45 - 1 hour - 73 MBThis week... actor, rapper, and now comedian, Big Citric returns to the shuffle with producer and writer, Rabbit. Between these two vatos and the usual suspects, the pendejadas are firing on all cylinders! We discuss their big upcoming projects including Citric's podcast and Big Citric's World. They tell us just about everything you need to know about the two different shows, the whats and whens... plus what's going on with the Solid Kings brand. There is plenty of shuffling but we touch on ...
069 - Feliz Navidad
December 25, 2018 14:45 - 2 hours - 98.4 MBPeace and joy to all the raza and your familias! We wish you all a very merry Christmas! May the season fill your home with joy, your heart with love and your life with laughter. (We hope to help with that last one.) Wishing you a stress-free Christmas! Should mention it does go off the Christmas rails here and there. Definitely some Christmas talk sprinkled around the episode plus the usual shuffle and pendejadas. Grab some leftovers and hot chocolate because this one is a long one too. Wi...
068 - Mid-Life Bleaching
December 18, 2018 14:45 - 1 hour - 72 MBMerry Tuesday before gifting Tuesday! We kick things off with a merry song and then on to the shuffle. We discuss some random topics and some serious topics as usual including controversial movies, some more fake news, a possible mid-life crisis, and religion. There are highs and lows plus typical pendejadas! Enjoy. Thanks for listening and stay tuned…
067 - Hola Darkness
December 11, 2018 14:45 - 2 hours - 85.4 MBIf you're carrying 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies in spare change that equals $1.19. You'll be carrying the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar. Just saying. Shuffle. This week we kick off with someone telling us about seeming like an assh#le without actually being an assh#le and the situations you get into. Then a shuffle to a quick talk about the passing of the 41st President which somehow leads to a deep quote about pets vs animals we eat. W...
066 - Not an Altar Boy
December 04, 2018 14:45 - 1 hour - 68.8 MBWelcome back... it's December... Christmas is coming... End of the year is coming... pendejadas are coming. First things, first... if you review the review show don't base it on this one. Not saying it isn't strong but by some standards (that we don't adhere to), it might not be top shelf. We do talk about the upcoming Adventures in Lyfting, which took a misstep right off the bat. We also hear about someone's church/religious days and how to convert a couple vatos. Plus, the possible tranzas...
065 - Do You Know That One
November 27, 2018 14:45 - 1 hour - 79.9 MBThe shuffle touches on some random chingaderas, as is usual, including an update on the frijole hater lady. That leads into some discussion about Tijuana and the border events. We even talk about those moments when you or someone F'ed up the moment and kill the party. This takes the shuffle over to a conversation about being the grenade plus some ridiculous dating tips you learn as a youngster. We also get into the usual Netflix and/or movie recommendation. Plus all the other randomness. T...
064 - Aquas con la Tia
November 21, 2018 12:03 - 1 hour - 80.9 MBFor reals... Aguas! Owe you one. Thanks for listening and stay tuned…
063 - The Id, Ego, & Superego Show
November 13, 2018 22:41 - 1 hour - 70.9 MBWelcome to the Id, Ego, & Superego Show with special guest Westside Dave! On this episode of the shuffle, we talk about wildfires, other pendejadas and other random stuff... be right back with the rest of the show notes. Thanks for listening and stay tuned…
062 - The People have Voted
November 06, 2018 14:45 - 1 hour - 82.3 MBElection Day! “We in America do not have government by the majority. We have government by the majority who participate.” -Thomas Jefferson? Today is the day you should be out voting... or should have voted. Don't forgot... Don't get lazy... and Don't make excuses. Get out there and flex that muscle. As someone says "There are too many squeaky wheels" and if you don't vote, you have no right to squeak about government or politics. On this episode of the shuffle, we talks about pendejadas a...
061 - Jalame-el-weenie II
October 30, 2018 13:45 - 1 hour - 76.9 MBHappy Jalame-el-weenie! "It’s Halloween, everyone’s entitled to one good scare." -Halloween When witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Jalame-el-weenie! On this special episode we go through some fan submitted creepy stories and have a little discussion about them. Of course along the way we have the usual shuffle pendejedas. Da meyo! Special thanks to all the raza that submitted your stories! Thanks for listening and stay tuned…
060 - Squeaky Wheels
October 30, 2018 11:23 - 2 hours - 89.8 MB"We live in a time where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity." -Random Internet Meme Well, didn't lose any of our phones, or any of our virginities (at least not recently) but did lose this episode and that was slightly dramatic. Now on to the show! The Mega Millions and Powerball lotto were at record levels and we discuss it a bit because, well, it's kind of a must. That somehow leads to the shuffle infomercial including our hopes and dreams. Then we talk about...
056B - Best of Year 1 (pt2)
October 23, 2018 13:45 - 1 hour - 67.1 MBThis is part 2 of 2. Still celebrating the one year anniversary over here! This might or might not be what the raza expected... a best of the first year. Or worst of... you decide. We have enjoyed ourselves through the good and the bad. Hope all you out there in the internets have also. Pretty sure we accomplished more than what we imagined... but then again, maybe the bar was set low. That said, maybe the bar for year two should reach for the stars. Or maybe... that's just a lot of maybe...
059 - Mexican Attack Crab
October 16, 2018 13:45 - 1 hour - 65.4 MBStill doing our thing over here... On this installment we hear someone's personal diary on his true vacation trip to the the mother land. Then... a bit more travel logs. Plenty of vacation highlights including cancelled flights, donuts on the beach, and missing items. Don't worry, plenty of classic interruptions are dispensed along the way. That leads to the unfortunate events of someone else's weekend trip and a discussion about event refunds. Then some more little things here and there inc...
058 - Latinx is Complicated
October 09, 2018 13:45 - 1 hour - 74.5 MBFun Fact Tuesday: An estimated 140 species of rainforest plants and animals go extinct every day. Now on to our show! This week we tackle some heavy topics but not to worry we mix in the typical pendejadas. We kick it off with a discourse about "body positivity" and the return of the church of Sir Mix A Lot (supposedly). That leads into stories of being mislabeled and being self-conscious. We have a conversation of the science and bro-science of the subconscious mind and development. Let's g...
057 - Back at it!
October 02, 2018 13:45 - 1 hour - 72.1 MBSo... guess this is now year 2... party over. Back to our regularly scheduled pendejadas! Started off with some chingaderas about xvideos and a work place accident. Then... a new sponsor! It's about time right. Yeah, feels good to get back to our roots. Btw, thanks raza for the help. That's followed by the story of Esteve's return to the podcast. Plus some relationship advise... we like to help. Also... longboards... playing guitar with your off hand... and crisis negotiations. Typical shuf...
056A - Best of Year 1 (pt1)
September 25, 2018 13:45 - 1 hour - 53.6 MBThis is part 1 of 2. Still celebrating the one year anniversary over here! This might or might not be what the raza expected... a best of the first year. Or worst of... you decide. We have enjoyed ourselves through the good and the bad. Hope all you out there in the internets have also. Pretty sure we accomplished more than what we imagined... but then again, maybe the bar was set low. That said, maybe the bar for year two should reach for the stars. Or maybe... that's just a lot of maybes!...
055 - Montebello Artfest
September 18, 2018 13:45 - 2 hours - 89.7 MBOne year ago, we started this dog and pony show and like most things in life, it went pretty fast. We've learned quite a few thing since and have quite a few things yet to learn, but we are grateful for all the raza out there listening. Still amazed that there is raza out there listening to our pendejadas. The fact that you give us your time is incredibly chingon! Thank you. So yeah, this is our one year anniversary! A huevo! We celebrated this milestone with the raza at the Montebello Artfe...
054 - Vamos a Las Vegas
September 11, 2018 17:38 - 1 hour - 68.7 MBShort summary today... stuff happens. This week we go to Vegas! Well... plan to go but doesn't seem like it's happening... we will see. We then talk some Hollywood news including la brocha Burt Reynolds and Jim Carrey. The shuffle also touches on the Nike controversy and some other randomness. Then we offer up a hustle you may or may not know about... and discuss it a bit of course. Thanks for listening and stay tuned…
053 - Serio Stuff Included
September 05, 2018 01:54 - 2 hours - 88.3 MBWe got a long one for you this week, so go grab that coffee or your adult beverage of choice... it's going to be a while. There is the typical shuffle pendejadas... good... bad... funny. There are discussions on working out, getting a suit tailored, a social savings app, and someone being a chismoso. We then get into some serious discourse on how the parent-child relationship gets flipped on it head. Spoiler warning... it gets pretty serious and heartfelt on the shuffle. Thanks for listenin...
052 - So Much News
August 28, 2018 13:45 - 1 hour - 74.7 MBFarts... yeah this episode kicks off with farts... nice! Lots of news this week. Farts are followed that up with some serious stuff that happen this past week. Esta cabron. That rolls us into more news of the week including some politics... it is everywhere at all times now. It's hard to escape. This segues us into this week's MVP (most valuable paisa)! Esta chingon. Then we hear about some family matters, both serious and hilarious at the same time. That leads to a horrible story someone re...
051 - Someone fue Darks
August 21, 2018 13:45 - 1 hour - 66.8 MBWhat happens after #50... good question... Same old, same old. Shuffle continues as usual. We hear another "Tale of the Lyft" as has become the usual in the shuffle. This rolls into an interesting little topic... someone's "soy darks" days and "guy-liner"... yeah, interesting. Not going to lie, it's a good one. We do eventually move on to another topic, an article about conchas that may or may not have blown on the internets. Mmmm... conchas. But that segues into a strange news story out of ...
050 - Seventy-One
August 14, 2018 13:45 - 1 hour - 78.7 MBNo chinges! We made it to 50... yes five-zero... episodes! Thanks raza for the support. We keep the pendejadas going... kicking it off with the old school windshield vinyl, an awkward license holder, and rollerblades. That spins us into Metallica's 2004 documentary... someone has a full synopsis in case you haven't seen it. Of course, we interrupt with related, kind of, side topics. That leads to someone telling us about a special wedding he attended and another music video. After a little ...
049 - Grandmas are Soft
August 07, 2018 13:45 - 1 hour - 69 MBThese used to be called doblados... now they just are. We get carried away... time flies. Hope it's the same on your side. Adelante! This week we start off with some quick car and traffic talk. Traffic suck! That perfectly segues into someone's roadtrip story and of course some there were tacos. This leads us to a music video that was film on the weekend which in turn takes us to a discussion about an old band, plus the emotional memories that are semi-related. Come for the stories... stay f...
048 - Judgement Free Zone
July 31, 2018 13:45 - 1 hour - 55.3 MBHere we are again... still hanging in there? Chingon! This week, only a quick summary with 3 highlights... long week... wait the week semi-just started... long couple days... sas. Fill in the gaps by listening...jajaja. Not to worry, in typical shuffle fashion we have a little bit of everything. 1) We kick things off with a non-paisa m.v.p.. Then 2) Surprise... surprise... we discuss a few Netflix shows/films/docs! And last 3) We have a conversation the poverty level, the middle class, and t...
047 - Learn to Build a Telescope
July 24, 2018 13:45 - 1 hour - 65.4 MBAnother Tuesday, another Shuffle! We escaped the garage this week to get away from the heat and shuffle in comfort...nice. We also have a "special" guest, we couldn't score our #1 fan but we do have #2 fan in studio. We kick it off with a conversation about our day, which included breakfast, golf, and some pendejadas. Then we talk discuss our guest a little bit and his slightly different experience in life as a lighter shade of brown. Somehow that leads to a dialogue about the "why" of Quinc...
046 - At Cost or Nada
July 17, 2018 13:45 - 1 hour - 59.3 MBNot really a lost episode but not really 100% fresh... hmmm... we'll leave it at that. This week someone has another intimate Lyft story where the tables get turned with some detours of course. Weaved in is some info on a side hustle with a fanny pack. In shuffle fashion... that's followed by a random nada que ver story. Then a quick crime news story. We've got stories today. The discussion turns to south of the belt pictures and some sexual predator douche BS news. We turn it around to som...
045 - Support Doesn't Come with Conditions
July 10, 2018 13:45 - 2 hours - 83.9 MBLet's get a couple things out of the way right now... A) This episode definitely went long, maybe the longest one yet... and B) That title is definitely some good life advice but may or may not have anything to do with the episode. So, this week we continue to ramble on about the World Cup. Come on, it's el mundial! We have to. The good news, this time we imagine ourselves as players... yeah. This leads to some debate about rivalries after someone brings up the Donovan controversy. That, of...
044 - Better Than the Other Option
July 03, 2018 13:45 - 1 hour - 74 MB"I'm kind of comfortable with getting older because it's better than the other option, which is being dead. So I'll take getting older." -G. Clooney It's someone's birthday and we give an overview of the party... but first, he's got to take some unrelated s**t. This involves some discourse about partying then and now. Good times and good stories! Mixed in is some Mundial (World Cup) talk because it's that time. We follow that up with some conversation about thoughts and stories of a recent...
043 - Mundial Fever
June 26, 2018 13:45 - 1 hour - 66.5 MBHe lives! We kick off with a quick recap of el compa's stand up comedy show. Shuffle to El Mundial... the World Cup! The excitement... the Northgate runs... the comedy... the controversy... the emotions! Ooooole, oooole, ooole... oooole! Yeah, episode over. No... yeah... the episode continues. It shuffles over to a more serious note, this horrible deal with the migrant children and the 8 year old that got the cops called on her. To cool down the mood... micheladas! Salud! Shuffle to story t...
042 - Guest Big Citric & Momo Returns
June 19, 2018 13:45 - 1 hour - 73.8 MBMoving on up... two guests on today's episode... esta cabron. El compa Momo came by the shuffle again with actor, and all round chingon vato, Anthony "Big Citric" Campos. We chat it up about all kinds of pendejadas... in typical shuffle fashion. The discussion kicks off with tacos... of course. That leads somehow into confusing fans with family and "celebrity" status. We touch on the #MeToo in both a serious and not so serious tone. Plus a celebrity encounter at Momo's last show gone wrong....
041 - Never Meet Your Heroes
June 12, 2018 13:45 - 1 hour - 47.6 MBSo for this holiday... wait... what holiday... in the British sense... lost episode time! We banter about a chingon michelada delivery... good times. A massage story... not that kind cochinos! Something about Uber drivers that better be good listeners. We discuss more ride share stories... shuffle... electric scooters (again)... shuffle... preferences on warming tortillas... shuffle. It's a shorter episode... so you get shorter notes. Holiday! Thanks for listening and stay tuned… Links (N...
040 - Mistakes Were Made
June 05, 2018 13:45 - 1 hour - 61 MBYou'd think that after 40 of these we'd have our sh*t together but alas, we do not. Warning: The first 9 1/2 minutes may sound like they were recorded through a kid's toy recorder... it might have been... but we eventually figure it out. We don't edit was the consensus and the episode carries on. We started off with a conversation about the "player" advice someone received early on and how it ties in with the first time. Along the way we side track with some stories of the man, the legend.....
039 - Tools are Practical
May 29, 2018 13:45 - 1 hour - 55 MBSo... thirty-nine... yeah, we're still around... we assume, or hope, you are also. The episode is kicked off with another instant classic cover by los esmits. Followed by some typical shuffle chingaderas. We have a short discussion about The Smiths and Moz then someone tells us about cleaning the garage. Then a shuffle over to a discourse about working with tools and some old work stories including working with drywall, breaking some child labor laws, and warming up some burritos. We segue ...
038 - Consider the Source
May 22, 2018 13:45 - 1 hour - 61.6 MB"Don't believe todas las chingaderas you hear on the internet." - Fulano de Tal This week we kick it off with somewhat of a recap of the East LA CAPE experience. Good times and good people, check. The shuffle continues on down the rabbit hole with an attempt to catch up with all the headlines. Which seems unlikely. We touch on quite a few topics: racism, a Georgia governor race, Haitians in Tijuana, a very douchy Starbucks cup and of course, Santa Fe, Texas. It's moves on to translators doi...
037 - East LA C.A.P.E 2018
May 15, 2018 13:45 - 2 hours - 99.9 MBWe packed up the gear, threw on our shuffle shirts, and headed to the East LA C.A.P.E (formerly East LA ComicCon)... some of us much earlier than others. What is there to say... we had a great time! It was a chingon event that we were honored to be a part of. Thanks for the invite. The episode was recorded live on site at the Chicano Shuffle booth and is basically one guest after another. There were so many people we wanted to talk to but sadly, not enough time. There is always next time. Th...