Cheek Clappers

Brendon Walsh

February 05, 2021 12:21 - 1 hour - 178 MB

This episode's guest is the fantastic comedian Brendon Walsh of The Bone Zone podcast (one of the funniest of all time in our opinion) and World Record Podcast. https://www.instagram.com/bholewalsh/

Noghurt

February 03, 2021 17:28 - 24 minutes - 58.5 MB

Are you ready for Noghurt?

Happy New Year

January 01, 2021 19:28 - 41 minutes - 96.3 MB

The audio on this one is a bit fucked but it's still a great episode. We talk about our sofa, Gravity, the F.R.I.E.N.D.S cast being paid 6 million and the time someone thought we were phoning in a terror threat. We also have an exclusive mini interview with Gene DiNapoli (skip to 40 minutes in if you want to just hear that and not us blabbering.) https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped

Christmas Clappers 2: Ya Mon

December 25, 2020 19:02 - 12 minutes - 29.8 MB

Merry Christmas!

Porn

December 08, 2020 15:02 - 48 minutes - 111 MB

This is a great episode. We talk about drinking cleaning solvents, the time I wanted to squirt cleaning liquid in my boss Adam's face, Tara violently assaulting two ostriches and everything that's wrong with porn. Music used: https://spoti.fi/2Lyz34D

The Junkhead Episode

December 03, 2020 16:15 - 2 hours - 301 MB

This episode's guest is the fantastic Harry Slime from junkhead pod. We talk a lot about creative work, self-promotion, music, comedy, martyrdom, near death experiences and more. We also talk shit about -REDACTED- and some other people. Check out @digital_kintsugi and @dirtvoyeur on instagram and also check out junkhead pod on all good platforms. Music used: https://spoti.fi/33440pP

Sofa Clappers

November 23, 2020 16:06 - 1 hour - 187 MB

In this episode we find ourselves seated on two sofas - that's right: one sofa each. Once seated we discuss a variety of topics including wife rape, weird sexual fetishes, the biggest arse of all time and my failed attempts at sleeping with MILFs when I was a teenager. Music used: https://spoti.fi/37RkDX0

Rumpelstiltskin

October 03, 2020 16:58 - 54 minutes - 125 MB

The Clappers Renaissance continues. We talk about Nigella Lawson, drugs, the horrors of childhood and Tara being a lot like Rumpelstiltskin. Music used: https://spoti.fi/33440pP

Hello?

September 18, 2020 13:26 - 1 hour - 161 MB

Clappers is back. We talk about a lot on this one including home invasions, the AIDS virus and the time we did acid with a family member. Strap in because it's a banger. Music used: https://spoti.fi/2Lyz34D

Still Wawing

September 14, 2020 13:54 - 29 minutes - 68.7 MB

We start out this episode by slapping some positivity into ourselves. After that we hear a very strange trip report and then have an extremely awkward conversation about cockroaches. Music used: https://spoti.fi/37RkDX0

Back to Business

September 10, 2020 12:26 - 1 hour - 145 MB

This one takes a while to get going because we wrecked our brains with phenibut but after a while we talk about some good stuff including the time a mentally challenged person threw duck at Tara, Eric Clapton's racist rant and awful parenting. Music used: https://spoti.fi/2Lyz34D

They're Gonna Taste Great

September 07, 2020 14:39 - 41 minutes - 102 MB

On this one we talk about squirting phenibut up our arses, The Frosties Kid and cuckery. We also share some recipes and celebrate Cheek Clappers reaching a million subscribers. Music used: https://spoti.fi/33440pP

Therapy Clappers

July 15, 2020 13:34 - 2 hours - 280 MB

Strap in Clappers because this is a good one. We uncover some repressed childhood memories including an incident of Leaving Neverland-esque homoeroticism and a horrifying story of goldfish abuse. Music used: https://spoti.fi/37RkDX0

Micro Clappers

June 13, 2020 13:24 - 11 minutes - 10.7 MB

MICRO CLAPPERS! https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped

Large and in Charge

June 03, 2020 12:56 - 1 hour - 108 MB

Live from the Roach Room. https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped

SNEAKO

May 28, 2020 13:59 - 44 minutes - 102 MB

This week we're joined by the one and only SNEAKO for a chat about creativity, bad trips, school shootings and more. https://twitter.com/TheSNEAKO https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCV5rcu0zw_3gLEex_f1D_fg Music used: https://spoti.fi/2Lyz34D

Money Monday

May 25, 2020 14:47 - 40 minutes - 65.5 MB

It's Money Monday! And we're back. And this time we're properly back. Things I forgot to mention in the show: soon we're going to have pop filters and mic stands and a proper setup again like before so the audio is going to be much better. It's been a bit shit for a while cause we've been Ladz on Tour. https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped

Shane Mauss

May 16, 2020 17:42 - 1 hour - 149 MB

This is our exclusive interview with comedian and psychedelic explorer Shane Mauss. We talk about psychedelics, quarantine, existential trauma and much more. Music used: https://spoti.fi/2Lyz34D

Tara's Return: The Demise of the Mango Demon

April 20, 2020 12:26 - 56 minutes - 129 MB

I brought my bitch back from africa and now da pussy goofy

John McAfee

March 26, 2020 15:31 - 43 minutes - 100 MB

This one was legendary. Sit down, strap in and enjoy our interview with the man, the myth, the legend: John McAfee.

Vinny Beedle's African Adventure

March 06, 2020 15:33 - 20 minutes - 48 MB

Vinny Beedle's African Adventure

CORONA CLAPPERS

March 03, 2020 13:16 - 1 hour - 178 MB

The virus is coming.

The Shoenice Episode

February 15, 2020 14:01 - 46 minutes - 85.4 MB

This week on Cheek Clappers we have an incredibly special interview with the one and only Shoenice. https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers

The Gabriel Saga (In Memoriam)

February 15, 2020 13:36 - 36 minutes - 67.7 MB

RIP to a true Cheek Clapper.

King Eastern

February 02, 2020 12:00 - 1 hour - 179 MB

This week we have online ban-magnet and internationally renowned sex symbol King Eastern on the show to talk about a wide range of topics including parenting, drugs, mental health, and being an FBI mass shooting suspect. https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Music used: https://spoti.fi/37RkDX0

Los Cheekos Clapperos

February 01, 2020 14:18 - 36 minutes - 67.5 MB

jajajajajajaja

A Cheek Clappers Christmas Special ft. Gene DiNapoli

December 25, 2019 17:17 - 1 hour - 165 MB

A Cheek Clappers Christmas special. Merry Christmas everyone.

N-Word Chicken (I've Forgotten My Shorts)

December 19, 2019 18:01 - 55 minutes - 127 MB

Back to business as usual for the Clappers. We read some children's magazines, play n-word chicken and have a fight about the show. https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers

Cuck Fetish & A Savage Fight

December 02, 2019 16:30 - 56 minutes - 104 MB

Only God can judge me.

Still Clapping

November 18, 2019 16:30 - 58 minutes - 134 MB

We haven't left you we're just going through some changes at the moment. You might even say, a transition.

Halloween Spooktacular

October 31, 2019 23:41 - 32 minutes - 75.9 MB

In this Spooktacular Halloween special we talk about some extremely scary things, and afterwards we eat a very spicy curry. https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers

The Vennu Mallesh Episode

October 30, 2019 17:01 - 1 hour - 185 MB

This episode features our EXCLUSIVE interview with Indian pop sensation Vennu Mallesh. It's a cracker. Elsewhere me and Tara take some GHB and talk about a variety of topics including ice cream, Tom Hanks, Skype sex and gynecomastia. Music used: https://spoti.fi/2C1IB3f

Bestiality

October 21, 2019 14:33 - 2 hours - 231 MB

In this episode we hear from a man who has sexual relationships with dogs. Elsewhere me and Tara talk about infidelity revenge, false rape accusations, a horny Cheek Clappers listener attempting to slide into Tara's DMs and also an iconic Arab man affectionately known as Flee Dink. Great episode. Music used: https://youtu.be/eeKzEyaDP1Y https://spoti.fi/2LMEQWE

Vore

October 19, 2019 16:27 - 2 hours - 244 MB

Me and Tara fight quite a lot on this episode, we were getting on quite well but now I think we're both a bit depressed and stressed out. We talk about Psycho Gregg Wallace, giving Tom Cruise a handjob, Femdom Strapon Seduction, my phone sex addiction, Gino going too far on This Morning and other stuff. We also hear from a lovely young man with a vore fetish. The music used is not yet released but will be available here on the 27th: https://spoti.fi/2D7kVsq (The sample is Antonín Dvořák'...

The Joker

October 14, 2019 16:17 - 57 minutes - 131 MB

We finally review The Joker - buckle up because it's a bumpy ride. We also talk about TinTin, Terry Crewes and David Attenborough's sexual obsession with birds. Music used: https://youtu.be/g2P3huEuZxs

The Megasode

October 10, 2019 16:40 - 2 hours - 291 MB

This is The Megasode. This is made from 2 episodes recorded just before the Morning Express sessions. If you get confused don't think about it - just keep moving. This is The Megasode. You can take a break halfway through if you need to but it's probably best to wait for the musical interlude, just to be safe. Like I said, this is The Megasode. You can pick up more information from the hors d’oeuvres which will soon be available to premium subscribers. Music used: https://spo...

Night Night Clappers

October 06, 2019 22:34 - 39 minutes - 91.6 MB

Get tucked in and get ready for the clapping of your life. Music used: https://spoti.fi/2MX1dpX

Morning Express

October 06, 2019 16:13 - 1 hour - 108 MB

CHOO CHOOOOOOO! It's The Morning Express. A quick bit of morning spice for all you hungry Clappers out there. Music used: https://youtu.be/ppTm2RpHjwk

Corpsed & Ignored

October 03, 2019 17:19 - 1 hour - 157 MB

This one takes a while to get going because of Tara's BLABBERING but after a while I manage to take control of the situation and get our ship back on course. We talk about religion, black people reacting to magic, traps, the Corpsed & Ignored porn scene, Jar-Jar Binks Tongue Lollipops & so much more. Music used: https://spoti.fi/2gd8P88

PREASE, I DON'T WANT TRUBBOO!

October 02, 2019 15:20 - 1 hour - 127 MB

This one is good but maybe not as good as 4 or 6. We talk about Jackie Chan abusing his infant son, how many hamsters we could take in a fight, Tara getting a bead stuck inside her, sex with Raquel Welch and so much more. We also out some gay male celebrities (JUICY GOSS!!! x))

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