Cheek Clappers
144 episodes - English - Latest episode: 21 days ago - ★★★★ - 21 ratingsThe #1 Comedy Podcast In The World
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Punjab Spice Epidemic (ft. Ben Avery)
July 02, 2024 12:05 - 1 hour - 114 MBOn this episode I get really angry about Gregg Wallace and his "healthy pizzas", and then after I get that off my chest we talk about the Punjab spice epidemic, Australian dirty talk, and we also hear from ChatGPT as Gurgi, telling us about various atrocities and tragic/horrific historical events (it's hard to explain.) After that we have an interview with BEN AVERY. T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Our subreddit: https://www.re...
The Hand of Fate (ft. Nick Mullen)
June 25, 2024 12:17 - 1 hour - 131 MBIn this episode we talk about Aussies, awkward childhood incidents, Sir Jimmy Savile and more. We also have an interview with NICK MULLEN. T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Our subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/
Vagina Doctors (ft. Adam Friedland)
June 20, 2024 12:31 - 1 hour - 121 MBIn this episode we talk about vagina doctors, Dr. Cosby's comeback, Tara twatting a sickly Indian child, school bullying and much more. We also have an interview with Adam Friedland. T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Our subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/
Kramer's Back (ft. Shane Gillis)
June 18, 2024 08:21 - 1 hour - 137 MBKramer's Back! We come up with various different ideas to ease his transition back into show business. Tara also tells us about her experience at fat camp. We also have an interview with Shane Gillis. T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Our subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/
Sex and The City (ft. Black Adam)
June 17, 2024 13:49 - 2 hours - 254 MBIn this episode me and Tara talk about Sex and The City and Indian gurus, and then later I interview long time Clappers listener Black Adam. Check out Adam's podcast here: https://www.youtube.com/@twodetroitnerds/ https://open.spotify.com/show/4vTKbZbsC4SacvtkJ6nNzF --------------------------------------- T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Our subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ Our forum: https://saidit.net/...
The Mercedes-Benz Curry House of Doom
April 23, 2024 12:08 - 1 hour - 187 MBFuck me, this is an absolute Clappers classic, a top 10 episode for me. We've got some Tara childhood stories, some more recent ones and a bunch of other funny shit. MISS THIS ONE AT YOUR PERIL. T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Our subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/
Emerald City Runners ft. Harry Slime
March 14, 2024 10:43 - 2 hours - 168 MBIn this episode I talk with the fantastic Harry Slime (aka Cam) of the 'Life & Time with Harry Slime' Podcast. The audio is a bit fucked in this one, I've done my best to repair it but it still sounds kind of whacky. Next time we do an episode together it'll be much better. Either way this one is still good. Listen to Cam's podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/life-time-with-harry-slime/id1529155923 https://www.youtube.com/@harryslime69
I'm Not Gonna Die This Way
March 04, 2024 15:35 - 1 hour - 144 MBWE'RE BACK! With an unmissable Clappers banger. We talk about more weird stuff that happened when Tara was at school, the listeners ABANDONING US, Gregg Wallace's daily routine, the new lids on drinks bottles, otter attacks, being struck by lightning, Winnie the Pooh and much more. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Our subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ Our forum:...
Marty Garza: UFOs, Government Disclosure, Angels, Demons & Beyond
February 16, 2024 13:58 - 1 hour - 231 MBMarty Garza who has amassed an enormous wealth of research on UFO and UFO encounters, to talk about what these things may or may not be, and how we might think about them. This podcast is intended as supplementary to Marty's appearances on Brothers of the Serpent, which can all be found on YouTube (and are best listened to in order), or can be found on any podcast app: http://www.brothersoftheserpent.com/ If you'd like to watch the video of this podcast you can find it here: www.youtu...
Fuck Your Life UP
February 08, 2024 11:44 - 1 hour - 139 MBWE'RE BACK! In this episode we talk about what we've (not) been doing, Omracer, men going missing and much more. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/ Our subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/
Peru vs. Australia
January 15, 2024 12:33 - 1 hour - 202 MBIn this episode we talk about an awkward encounter I had on a basketball court, koalas, grave robbers (sort of), UFOs and much more. We also hold a kind of competition between Peru and Australia, where Tara represents Australia and I represent Peru. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/ Our subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappe...
Should've Worn a Diaper That Night
December 29, 2023 14:52 - 1 hour - 155 MBWE'RE BACK! We talk about a lot in this one including Jamaican guys, Freddie Kreuger, mental hospitals, Santa and much more. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/
Food Poisoning?
December 06, 2023 17:18 - 2 hours - 227 MBWARNING: THIS EPISODE CONTAINS DIARRHEA AND VOMITING SOUNDS. In this episode, sickness befalls The Clappers Kingdom, and we fall into a fairly deep depression. This isn't a normal episode; if you don't want to listen to hours of us being depressed/the sounds of vomiting and diarrhea then please skip this one. This is for serious Clap-heads only, and even then some of you may not like it at all. We will be doing more normal episodes soon, it's just been a really tough period and we hav...
Omracer, We Need to Talk.
December 01, 2023 13:27 - 37 minutes - 85.5 MBThis episode is a good one but it's mostly about Om, so if you are not interested in Om then might be worth skipping. That said, even if you aren't interested in Om some of the thoughts and ideas might be applicable to life in general. Also, we have really struggled to record lately due to our dog's injury situation and loads of other crazy stuff going on at the moment, but hopefully soon we'll be able to get back in the studio. The Patreon is still busy though, so get on there if you're ...
HAMas
October 23, 2023 12:25 - 52 minutes - 120 MBIn this episode we talk about Israel, Hamas, me needing to piss during a driving lesson, fertility clinics and a RIDICULOUS email from Tyrone. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/
You Don't Actually Eat Hot Food
October 10, 2023 10:12 - 1 hour - 162 MBIn this episode we talk about the situation in Gaza, dog rape, crocodiles, MILF suicide and we hear some truly RIDICULOUS comments from Gregg Wallace. We also read a great letter from a new member of the Clap family. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/
Fuck It
September 13, 2023 16:02 - 1 hour - 126 MBBOOM! Cheek Clappers is back with an absolute banger. We talk about giving away a free bed frame to some angry youths, squirting, arse cramps, infant mortality, zoos, Gregg Wallace and more. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/
You Can't Force The Funnies
September 11, 2023 10:09 - 1 hour - 149 MBThis one starts out funny and then we fall into SERIOUSNESS and DEPRESSION. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/
Sleep Whackers/Question Time
September 06, 2023 08:01 - 2 hours - 203 MBThis is two episodes combined. First we talk about a terrifying incident in which Tara was assaulted in her sleep, then later on we answer questions from a list Tara found on the internet. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/
OAP Fighters
August 08, 2023 10:59 - 1 hour - 171 MBOn this episode we talk about a recent incident with our neighbours that ended with me having a (sort of) fight with an old man. We also talk about food, fat people, Jordan Peterson's daughter and much more. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/
Flavoured Condoms
August 03, 2023 13:07 - 1 hour - 140 MBWe start off this episode by talking about flavoured condoms and then we invent our own flavours. After that we read some listener correspondence and talk about sluts, prostitutes, sobriety and much more. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/
The World Is Not As It Seems
July 17, 2023 08:23 - 1 hour - 204 MBThings get freaky on this one. Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic
Life Fucked The Shit Out of Me and I'm Sick of Everything Being Wrong
July 05, 2023 10:26 - 1 hour - 163 MBIn this one I talk about my DAY FROM HELL while Tara tries her best to derail it with POINTLESS and SHITTY interjections about NOTHING. Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic My new album: https://spoti.fi/42VuQgL
Start Again
June 28, 2023 11:04 - 1 hour - 164 MBIn this one we try to start again after a bad weekend. Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic My new album: https://spoti.fi/42VuQgL The Bus Driver: A Revenge Story: https://bit.ly/44jbsvd
Remember When Pride Was a Sin? (ft. Chris D'Elia)
June 23, 2023 13:44 - 1 hour - 186 MBWe get deep on this one talking about Pride and various other things. Chris D'elia also stops by at one point. Check out my new album: https://spoti.fi/42VuQgL Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic
Don't Rape
May 22, 2023 11:32 - 1 hour - 146 MBWe're BACK (in the studio)! We talk about the variety of Oloffs out there, Blink-182, Good Charlotte, Blur vs. Oasis, incest, Two and a Half Men, pedos, technology, a rotund gentleman eating sweets on the train, me being humiliated by a little girl in a shop and much more. Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic
No More Monkey Business
May 10, 2023 06:35 - 1 hour - 112 MBIn this one we take 2C-B and go for a walk. The first half hour or so is a bit slow but then it gets good after that. We talk about scooters, wanking challenges, perverts, Xenia, Christian films, Sabrina the Teenage Witch being ugly, fucking the shit out of Laura Woods and the time I took a shit in a garden. Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/olof...
Pieter Tritton ("Posh Pete"): Surviving Ecuadorian Prison, Drug Trafficking, Addiction & More
May 09, 2023 08:14 - 58 minutes - 107 MBToday on Cheek Clappers we are joined by Pieter Tritton (also known as "Posh Pete"), a Cardiff university student turned drug trafficker who spent almost a decade in the Ecuadorian prison system. This was a really enjoyable and interesting interview about a range of topics including mentally surviving prison, the allure of trafficking, redemption, drug addiciton, the prevalence of cocaine in society and much more. If you haven't already I heard it I recommend first checking out Pete's st...
For Concrete
May 03, 2023 08:39 - 1 hour - 159 MBThis is a good one. First I relive some INFURIATING family memories and get some stuff off my chest and then we talk about what foods black and white people eat, a guy fucking a crocodile and me fucking a dolphin. Then later on we go for an evening stroll and Tara takes a trip down memory lane to tell us some more depraved stories from the boarding school from hell. Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.et...
A Required Taste
April 25, 2023 09:25 - 1 hour - 177 MBIn this episode we start off at home and talk about anorexic people, an OUTRAGEOUS homeless man outside Lidl and various other things before Tara makes us eat some foul pickles which makes me really angry. After that we go for a long walk in the mountains and talk about various things including Savile, Hitler, Pingu, school bullying and Tim Westwood. At one point I fall over which is quite funny but then from about 46:00-73:00 the episode is a bit slower and the conversation becomes a l...
Dildo Suckers
April 20, 2023 08:46 - 1 hour - 99.5 MBThis episode starts out quite manic and then Tara brings up an embarrassing story of me sucking a dildo which really pisses me off. Later on we talk about MILFs (as usual), the Dalai Lama sucking a boys tongue, Ron Atkinson and much more. Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic
Happy Easter
April 09, 2023 14:51 - 47 minutes - 108 MBIn this episode we talk about my resurrection, inconsiderate locals, deer being sexy, Tara wanting to fuck jaguars, scruffy wrongons and much more. We also eat some eggs at the end. Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic
Monopoly Money
March 29, 2023 11:17 - 2 hours - 288 MBWow! This is a mad one. It starts off fairly normal, with us on our way to a letting agency to resolve a dispute over an apartment. After that we talk about dogs, bad drivers, pedophiles and landlords and much more... Then on the way home things get EXPLOSIVE and we have a huge argument. One for the ages for sure. Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube....
2Clappers-B (Clippers) or: The Ghost of Love
March 13, 2023 11:46 - 36 minutes - 49.7 MBIn this one we take 2C-B and talk about Tara having a spicy wank, Pandora's Box, Greek people, a Chinese man being forced to eat shit, Spanish people's tardiness and much more. Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic
We're Back! Again.
February 27, 2023 12:43 - 1 hour - 118 MBWe talk about black people being brown, stolen Irish valour, the Ugly Bitch Awards and a disastrous hiking trip we went on. Our new forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://spoti.fi/32RHJQ6
Rite of Package
February 24, 2023 14:11 - 1 hour - 86.2 MBIn this one we talk about cinnamon, baby swapping, ethnic cuisines, and a weird song Tara used to sing when she was a child. This episode is quite good but not Peak Clappers. We will be back to our brilliant best soon though. Our new forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://spoti.fi/32RHJQ6
I Don't Know You From Anybody
February 16, 2023 10:21 - 1 hour - 104 MBIn this episode we start off talking about ragebait cultural nonsense but then decide that ENOUGH IS ENOUGH and we should stop talking about politics for a while. After that Tara has a bit of a meltdown about her weight and I peer pressure her into doing nasal irrigation. We also talk about a bunch of other stuff. Our new forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://spoti.fi/32R...
Anal Douches
February 15, 2023 09:18 - 1 hour - 114 MBIn this one we start off talking about anal douches and then a bunch of semi-interesting political stuff. After that we have a fight. Our new forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://spoti.fi/32RHJQ6
Grape Crushers
February 03, 2023 09:29 - 57 minutes - 78.3 MBThis is a good one. We talk about people leaving dog shit everywhere, pretending to be Muslim to survive in prison, Avatar (sigh), and much more. Our new forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://spoti.fi/32RHJQ6
The Rings of Destiny
February 01, 2023 09:41 - 2 hours - 232 MBThe Rings of Destiny is another special bumper edition containing TWO full episodes, Wakey Wakey and Willy Wop. In Wakey Wakey we discuss a horrible incident of multiple night time awakenings, sailor suits and much more. In Willy Wop we have a big argument and later resolve it. Our new forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://spoti.fi/32RHJQ6
Avatar 2: Football Crazy, Chocolate Mad
January 25, 2023 11:40 - 2 hours - 193 MBThis is an interesting episode. We start off with some weird/funny stories from Tara's childhood, later on we talk about 9 to 5 jobs, Avatar and various other things. Then we have an argument that goes on for about twice as long as it should. It begins at 34:10 and ends at 1:14:00 if you want to skip it. After that we talk about some weird stuff I did when I was a teenager but my mic wasn't recording so I had to do some audio repair and as a result the sound is a bit dodgy. Good episode ...
Cum Countdown
January 23, 2023 12:21 - 51 minutes - 70.4 MBIn this one we talk about drugs, porn, cuckoldry, cum countdowns, an incident at the supermarket and various other things. It's quite good, not as good as some of the absolute bangers we've released recently but definitely better than the other absolute SLOP you've probably been listening to in our absence. Our new forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://spoti.fi/32RHJQ6
Fook Me That's Fookin' Nice
January 11, 2023 10:28 - 1 hour - 185 MBFook me this one's fookin' nice. We start off with an exposé on masterpundit Gary Neville, before moving on to talk about SM:TV Live, Kylie Minogue, marrying your own mum, Star Wars, quitting weed and getting piss on your trousers. This episode also contains some never-before-heard Clappers history. Our new forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://spoti.fi/32RHJQ6
Pigeon Crappers/The Omracer Express
January 09, 2023 11:18 - 1 hour - 182 MBThis is a special bumper edition with not one but TWO full episodes. In Pigeon Crappers we start off with a fantastic compilation of all of Tara's finest moments and then talk about meth heads, pigeons dying, Arthur, being gay and much more. In The Omracer Express we mostly talk about the legend that is Omracer. Listen to the episode to find out more. Also, I'm working on getting a Reddit alternative set up, not going to host it ourselves this time but just going to use an existing pla...
Christmas Twin Flames Prohibited Period
December 25, 2022 10:58 - 38 minutes - 87.2 MBMerry Christmas Clappers Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers
The Promised Land
December 21, 2022 09:44 - 22 minutes - 50.7 MBAfter what has been a tumultuous time in Qatar we finally start our perilous journey to safer shores. Hopefully we make it there in one piece. Lord knows my arse needs a break. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://spoti.fi/32RHJQ6
WE NEED YOUR HELP
December 19, 2022 09:10 - 56 minutes - 130 MBI was savagely tortured by the Qatari police. They made sure I was mentally broken to the point that I will probably never be able to be with a woman again. Elsewhere we talk about Tara putting her hoodie on backwards and thinking she was blind, hot dogs, a weird mushroom trip, Lapland and much more. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://spoti.fi/32RHJQ6
LIVE from Qatar
November 28, 2022 10:27 - 53 minutes - 123 MBCheek Clappers is LIVE from Qatar. We talk about Kabsa! We talk about Lugimats! We talk about Abadi Al-Johar. And of course Tara gets a lesson in Qatari culture and respect. Elsewhere we talk about the various different Zimmermans, ugly men sleeping with hot women in movies, people who spoil the magic of dogs and I also read some very horny messages I received on Facebook.